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# These 2 images just seemed to be made for each other


Original images

EDIT: to the people calling this thing a "she", it's actual some dude who is the king (or should that be queen) of the emos.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:00, archived)
# She told him to move.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:03, archived)
# Uh oh, furry porn....
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:04, archived)
# OKAY, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE INTO
 

 
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# Oh my god
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:12, archived)
# "Taste my custard come!"
spurted Edgar, much to Philip's dismay.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:12, archived)
# Furry piss fight!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:13, archived)
# Pissy fur fight !
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:15, archived)
# HOT PISS!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:18, archived)
# HOT PISS is
everywhere these days !
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:29, archived)
# YOU CAN GET IT IN THE CORNER STORE
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:32, archived)
# You can get it
in the corner . . . of the store !
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:34, archived)
# Do you like Baileys?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:14, archived)
# heh.
 
I taped all of season two off the telly but I haven't watched any of it yet..
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:18, archived)
# Damn you've got some treats to look forward to :)
Have you heard anyone talking about series 3? Apologies if I've already bored you with this, I can't remember if we spoke about it... but yeah, disappointing I'm afraid. Most people I've spoken with seem to agree.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:21, archived)
# everyone says the same.
but deodar's downloaded it all, he's offered to send it on up..

I wanna see the rest of Nathan Barley, I do.
(having only seen two at a friend's house)
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:22, archived)
# Wow
I love Chris Morris' work with a passion, but I found that very hard to watch. I've only tried one episode, I should probably try again.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:29, archived)
# this friend of mine's obsessed with Julian Barratt.
 
but I do like DJ Jones..
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:31, archived)
# I like Julian Barratt too.
The main thing that puts me off Nathan Barley is that it's shot and edited in exactly the style that the people it's satirizing would shoot and edit it. That's clever, but it ultimately means it's very annoying and hard to watch, for me at least.
He did exactly the same thing with Brass Eye and The Day Today, but they dealt with news and current affairs formats, and I found them much more watchable.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:40, archived)
# See, why did we get the bloody IT Crowd, but none of the good stuff?!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:51, archived)
# It's fucking great.
Most of the people that criticised it just didn't like being the subjects of satire.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:10, archived)
# It's super awesome
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:49, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:15, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeee . . .
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:16, archived)
# That's what I imagine
KillerKitti to look like in five years time, after a heavy drinking session! :D

EDIT: A bloke?? Are you sure? KK's gonna kill me now! *scarpers*
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:09, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
Lots of love for you for making me laugh out loud in the middle of the night, most likely waking my mum and neighbours :)
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:12, archived)
# You're most welcome, m'dear!
Have another giggle on this one:
How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler. :S
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:15, archived)
# ahhhahahahah!
 
I know a few people who'll appreciate that one..
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Better than being stabbed in the ring
Or struck about the clown of the head.

It's pretty simple to snare someone in the circus. There's a lot of trap ease.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:16, archived)
# *TRIPLE SPANG*
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:10, archived)
# Heh
time will tell. She's currently committed to being straight edge.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:15, archived)
# Straight Edge??
Wassat then?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:16, archived)
# No drugs, including alcohol.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:18, archived)
# you forgot to mention the associated shitty bands.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:19, archived)
# I like the way
they have a seperate section in that wiki solely entitled "Violence". I dared not read further!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:21, archived)
# I don't want to be dismissive or demeaning about it
and I respect her choice, it's certainly not the norm among her peers. But I do regard the 'movementizing' of it as largely a cynical marketing and merchandising ploy.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:28, archived)
# You mean akin to
the 'abstinence movement' they have over there? It does seem to be a bit of a fad/phase.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:33, archived)
# now, THAT scares me.
 
and I bet most of those deluded freaks have teen pregnancies from not using birth control (or just get raped by their equally creepy dads)
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:38, archived)
# i used to consider myself straight edge
of course, i never had anyone to buy me booze.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:29, archived)
# Whaaaaaat?!?
Good for her - I've not been drinking for 2 1/2 months, and it's splendid! Healthy something, healthy something-else, or so they say... :)
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:20, archived)
# I've been so damn toxic this week, you may have a point
 
/drinking to kill hangover
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:24, archived)
# Unfotunately I gave up drinking
as an excuse to do more drugs... not particularly sensible, but at least my liver's not suffering!

/another toke on my joint to dull the sharpness of this annoying world run by idiots.

OMG! I'm turning eeeemoooooooooooo! NoooooooooooOOOoOOooOoOoo! :(
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:29, archived)
# Yes, it's a bloke
His name is Jeffery Starr
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:32, archived)
# yipes!
 
I'm uncertain of what's going on in the original image, and I really think I don't want to know
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:35, archived)
# BUT I HOPE HIS MUM MADE HIM CLEAN THAT FUCKING MESS UP, AND THEN KICKED HIS ARSE
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:35, archived)
# Then made him take that flippin' make up off
and dress like a proper boy!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:37, archived)
# oh, the makeup's alright.
 
No problem with action transvestites, but show some fucking respect..!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:39, archived)
# I have no probs with tranvestites either
But this man is a tool!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:45, archived)
# I am taking kitaro's advice and avoiding learning any more than I already know of the matter.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:47, archived)
# I have a strange compulsion to obsess over things I hate
It's slowly ruining my life
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:00, archived)
# RELEASE THE AWESOME!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:02, archived)
# WHO DO YOU THINK IS TAKING THE PICTURE.
Actually, I'd rather not think of any of it at all.
On the house. Help yourself to the bowl of AIDS.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:41, archived)
# *Googles*
...oh no.
*wipes cache and history*
*tries to forget... tries to forget soooo hard*
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:35, archived)
# Thats what it gets
from blowing chunks ! BTW . . . Chunks is the dog's name . . .
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:13, archived)
# I'd still fuck her
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:07, archived)
# Him
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:12, archived)
# He'd still fuck it.
 
REGARDLESS
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:21, archived)
# His genetalia may agree with you
But my mind doesn't.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:24, archived)
# people who wear sega shirts are odd.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:07, archived)
# People who
dress plushies in sega t-shirts then jizz all over them are even odder
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)
# 100% FACT
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:26, archived)
# i have a t-shirt that has 'DIRT BAG' printed on it.
no jizz on it yet.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:38, archived)
# I have one that says DODGY AS.
 
cuz I am.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:43, archived)
# To be continued
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:42, archived)
# The dodo will save him!
It must!
And then they shall live happily ever after, best of friends.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:43, archived)
# YOU RUINED THE FUCKING ENDING.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:45, archived)
# that's not what happens
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:48, archived)
# YOU UNRUINED THE FUCKING ENDING.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:58, archived)
# UNENDING FUCK RUINATION.
 
YOU.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:18, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:45, archived)
# There is
something about those hidden hands . . .
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:46, archived)
# Cliff . . .
has left us hanging . . .
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:45, archived)
# Excellent, the loss is now magnified.
Woo.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:46, archived)
# He has such adventures, what's his name?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:58, archived)
# Ron.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:12, archived)
# I'm guessing . . . Cliff ?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:14, archived)
#

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#
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# woo to all three
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:57, archived)
# woos to
the lot
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:19, archived)
# especially
mofahas originallie
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:21, archived)
# :)

Edit: It's Paxman!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:00, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:01, archived)
# You
and Martin are so versitile . . .
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:01, archived)
# KA
MON!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Arf!
That's some energetic chewing action he's got going there.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Floating face for fux sake . . .
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:16, archived)
# mooandwoo
andwoosh
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:21, archived)
#
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#
 

 
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:40, archived)
#
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#

(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:26, archived)
# JACKPOT!
YOU WIN THE SCORSESE FEATURE
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:38, archived)
# IT IS SO ON
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:40, archived)
# Choice !
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:40, archived)
# THIS PICTURE IS THE OPENING SCENE OF A FUNTIME.
LIKE THE INTRO TO SILVER SPOONS WHERE THEY RIDE THE MINITRAIN THROUGH THE HOUSE.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:46, archived)
#
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#
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Haha version 1 wins
I'd never heard of Silver Spoons before.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:55, archived)
# For some reason I've started watching an episode.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:00, archived)
# I have to go for a while
but I'm going to watch it when I return. Hopefully I'll be around later.

...and I'm back.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:02, archived)
# From the youtube comments:
"OMG right at 3:17 When Ricky hugs Kathy good by, he comps a feel of her as. LMAO Pricless"
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:13, archived)
# Best filename evar
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:51, archived)
# Awesome.
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# The only way to travel, if you ask me.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:48, archived)
# CHAIRBIKE.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:20, archived)
# LOLCHAIRBIKES ANYONE?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:44, archived)
# did you see my Trahison last night?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:01, archived)
# This is what the internet should always look like:
Like this thread.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 8:03, archived)
# Gnops!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:12, archived)
# JAY
LENO!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:17, archived)
# Gnops twirl !
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:53, archived)
# ahaha
the one with no eyes and nose is especially good.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:57, archived)
# Hehehe, sinister Scorceselien
;)

Woo to the original.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:00, archived)
# There's nothing Martin
can't do with his face . . .
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# HELLO, MARTIN.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:54, archived)
# IF I EVER MEET HIM I'M GONNA GRAB HIS FUCKING NECK AND JUST SHAKE HIM
AND SAY THANK YOU, THANK YOU FOR MAKING SUCH EXCELLENT FUCKING MOVIES

woo!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:56, archived)
# pffft.
 
the censored version of this completely destroys the point of the song.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQKS4_Y7QCI
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:00, archived)
# Such an adoring fan !
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:14, archived)
# HERE I AM, ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Oh wait, I'm getting the scorpions confused with scorsese.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:07, archived)
# HERE I AM!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:12, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:57, archived)
# should I carry on my story
or leave it on a cliffhanger?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:57, archived)
# MOAR
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:59, archived)
# It's got to happen sometime . . .
and I am curious . . .
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:00, archived)
# FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CONTINUE MAN
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:00, archived)
# Standard story model says either
"it comes back, hurrah!" or a sour grape result.
Yet, we have so many other styles than that here.
Why not use the Hairy Midget story model...
--Man is impailed by falling swordfish (now wearing the leash).
The Nev...
--Man flys after the bird, making unusual sounds(from ass).

etc...
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:03, archived)
# I will try and think of something

(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:15, archived)
# an excellent summation, sir.
 

 
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:20, archived)
# bad
positioning.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:22, archived)
# ah, but did the bird fly, or was it thrown?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:37, archived)
# The tree grew in the way !
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Just so.
*bows with a hat sweep*
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:33, archived)
# Flight cancelled !
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:43, archived)
# I think you should continue.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Very directorly like . . .
Still amazed how you capture portraits !
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:58, archived)
# he is
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# His face says SNARN.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:14, archived)
# his face says
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:17, archived)
# acually illy
my pic syas, martin scorsecesece is a bloke.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:19, archived)
# Indeed it does !
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:31, archived)
# this was a goodthread.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:27, archived)
# Method acting
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Should add in a Marty Feldman.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Allow me...
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Shazzzzzzzzzzzzzzam !
Can't miss that fisheyed look !
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:29, archived)
# \ºº/
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Uhhh
WTF?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:45, archived)
# feldman
?
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# Good idea . . .
I'll give a call over to central casting . . .
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Ullo sexy

(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Oooooooooh yeah . . .
more like Marlon's style . . . nailed it !
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:48, archived)
# THE HORN HAS BEEN GIVEN
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:57, archived)
# By which one . . .
including us viewers ?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
I love it!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:16, archived)
#
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# Oh shit!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:48, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*sobs*
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:48, archived)
# we wants animation
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)
# hah! serves him right!
he shouldn't have tried to choke the poor thing!

also, g'night all, i've got an appointment tomorrow to arrange a gastric bypass. no more fatty me!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Send in the Vogon fleet!
Have fun...
And take photos!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)
# good luck 'n' t'ing 'n' t'ing
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:55, archived)
# aye
g'luck wi dat
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Oh Noes!
*sulks*
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 8:09, archived)
# nooooo!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Awwww.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Uh oh . . .
I smell trouble . . .
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:52, archived)
# thats what happens when you abuse them
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)
# that
will fucking show it
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:55, archived)
# ahaha
that's cruel
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:58, archived)
# At this rate
the bird will outlast him . . . turnabout is foul play !
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:03, archived)
# it looks like the man's head is rotating
spinning bird is yay though.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:05, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Hahaha
WIN
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:26, archived)
# He does look so sad.
:[
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#
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# That bird is scared of what's going to come next
Wise bird.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:37, archived)
# yay!
it's amazing what you'll do to stop someone choking you!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)
# aaaah
this one makes me happy!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Success! Hurrah!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)
# So cool.
You use a tablet for these japes?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)
# yus
a tiny cheap one
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:48, archived)
# From
outhouse to penthouse ! Nice kite . . .
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)
# I thought he was trying to choke the bird in the last picture.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:44, archived)
# HAND ME MY GLOWSTICKS
 


images by maninthespoon:
www.b3ta.com/board/7967427
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)
# OW
congrats ;-) *clicks*
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# haha
even more frightening
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# it makes me feel like I am violently shaking him so fast it is causing G force upon his face
I must be really angry at him.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# BANGIN'
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Drum and Bass coming from a white van always makes me smile
The man inside it though... scary.
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#
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# "He's just as scared of you as you are of him"
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# it's a baby
not a spider!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)
# It's Spider Baby
With the body of a spider and the mind of a baby.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:50, archived)
# now that's
something to fear
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:52, archived)
# body of a baby and mind of a spider
would be worse.
it'd be forever trying to spin little webs in the corner
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:54, archived)
# JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:36, archived)
# ...this is UNHOLY!
You mad genius.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:35, archived)
# every time I think about not taking my pill
I'll get this in my head. Best. contraceptive. incentive. ever.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:37, archived)
# hahah
nazi salute baby rave
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)
# needs disco lighting
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:37, archived)
# this just hurts my head
*hides*
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:45, archived)
# fuiuuuuuck
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:48, archived)
# *fits*
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:52, archived)
# i am now
wetting myself
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:25, archived)
# UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:25, archived)
# ÜNTZST ÜNTZST ÜNTZST ÜNTZST ÜNTZST ÜNTZST ÜNTZST ÜNTZST
 
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:25, archived)
# IT'S THE FAST WAY OF LIFE.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Trayds ya fah waters. I's parches.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Ooooooooooooh yeah !
Quick . . . get him his GLOWSTICKS !
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that's fantastic
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)
# robo nixon
is gonna get cambodian on your ass!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:35, archived)
# might as well roast this one and plug my gmod movie heh
Visions of Epic Awesomeness

first parts a bit silly but it gets better :)
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
hooray!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:36, archived)
# This is a great video, but it gets really fucking loud around the 5:30 mark.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:31, archived)
# thats what i was going for but i might have overdone it a bit :)
next one shouldn't be so loud
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 2:42, archived)
# He got issues.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:35, archived)
# How did Gman
get such a massive face?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)
# somthing with the new gmod i guess
he seemed to be the only one that could get that disfigured though
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#
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# you have to go one better, don't you?
most men are content to choke a chicken.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:21, archived)
# "content to choke a chicke"?
is this steven wright murder trial-related?
(edit: ah, you've ninja'd it)
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:25, archived)
# heheh
after reading that, i wish i'd left it as it was.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)
# No matter how hard Jack tried he wasn't going to catch a lion today.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# choking the chicken, eh?
:D

I kinda like this style
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I'll teach you to fly, shit bird! Fly!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I'm not sure where this is going, but
 

 
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# ^this
made me laugh so much, a bit of wee came out.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Unfortuantely Eric discovered why the Dodo died out
it was unabe to understand "place safty rope around waist"
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Drop some eggs . . .
or it's BBQ time !
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Cor!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# haha, well done
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Or fingers, it seems.


Click for bigger (92KB)
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)
# feet are overrated
get wheels fitted instead
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Wheels seem good.
cannisters on rollerblades? or tank style tracks?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)
# TANK.
always go with the tank option.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# *Imagines scene in fifth element with all the machines running about
and not saving the evil Gary Oldman from choking*

Cybernetic implants are not going in me if microsoft make them.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)
# lies!
you love microsoft ;)
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)
# you have boobs.
you'll do.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Hippychick!
Lully hippychick, in fact.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Hey yo Mitten Hands . . .
Give me a high thumb one !
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)
# [alright....
...many plans are a foot. [shop that if you can]
...g'night b3ta; have a 20 second horrid:

]
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)
# gold out of shit
you are to be commended, sir
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)
# That's enough painting Monique. Let's go FIGHT CRIME!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Yo home!
To Bel-Air!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)
# FRESH
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)
# [goddamn,
I wanna see that episode]
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)
# [haha, fuckin' yes!
...I love b3ta! ]
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHA...........
Spits wine on keyboard moment there.......
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)
# brilliant
it even looks loike a "special" elephant
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:17, archived)
# You have earned
a well paid commission . . . breakout the peanuts !
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# well, if we're talking rubbishes
this was the best i could think of this time of night
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)
# did he follow
mr. spoon?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:17, archived)
# mr spoon
is in there somewhere
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)
# with
daddy eggbert?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I bet
theres a few clangers stuffed up there as well.

dirty bugger
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Polly Poodle
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)
# STICK YOUR DICK IN A TOASTER
 

 
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)
# "Ohmigawdohmigawdohmigawdz!"
I like this.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)
# FOURTY MULE TEAM BRAND TOATSTERS, 19.99! CALL NOW AND GET DOUBLE FREE AIDS.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I would like to know why nobody told me about this page sooner.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Been there for a long while.
Gets a front-page mention so rarely, yes.

Not mentioned by the Goons in the SAboard
as it is not updated as fast as they do it.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I prefer this page:
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)
# glorious.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:40, archived)
# The hatemail is always a special treat
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Always a wise and cultured view of modern music.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:45, archived)
# not worth its own thread but
any gmodders notice how odd you can get gmans face with the new patch? only seems to do it with him
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Top GMan gurning there
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)
# that bottom right
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)
# i was thinking nixon
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)
# ooh
good call
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)
# me too
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)
# thats what i thought
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)
# me too
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 3:15, archived)
# Oh dear
It looks like he's having a very rough prostate exam there
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)
# haha excellent!
i havent used gmod in ages!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)
# awesome
I must use get gmod one day.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# he surprised me on the first facepose, mouth was off to one side
started messing with it and it got very scary heh, and i missed this a few posts back doh
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Call now....
That's right just call and message like minded toasters in you area now.... just call and within minites you could be chatting with toaters in youe area.....
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)
# CALL 1-800-TOASTERCOCK FOR YOUR FREE MACY'S GIFT VOUCHERS
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)
# COR....!!!!!
I get vouchers for being allowed to flirt with like minded toasters in my area...... win win win.......calls now...!!!!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I COULD TOTALLY STICK MY DICK IN A TOASTER RIGHT NOW.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)
# It's the perfect response to anyone's suggestion of a stupid activity.
"Wanna play football?"

"You know what? I could totally stick my dick in a toaster right now."
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# It also works when somebody displays false bravado.
"I bet I could climb up that lamppost and get on top of that building"

"I bet I could totally stick my dick in a toaster right now".
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)
# dodo run run.
 
woo!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)
# I used to know a bloke who looked just like his dog.
*wanders off again*
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Fly you shit, fly!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:05, archived)
# he looks disappointed in his specimen
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Nice.....
Prince charles has a new pet then..!!!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)
# [pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/
pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/
pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/
pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/
pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/
pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/
pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/pets/owners/

haha]
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:50, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Is it ok for left-wingers to hate gypsies yet?
can I stop living in fear of being a hypocrite?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)
# all landranger entries get my vote!
even if they are of the bloody lake district -.-
/scottish mountain superiority blog
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:59, archived)
# dags?
y'like dags?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:50, archived)
# i salvaged the top image from the bottom one
what do you think?
any ideas for a better result would be appreciated (or i can just go and die somewhere)


(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)
# What's wrong with the bottom image?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)
# it has character
i suppose...
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)
# more lens flare?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)
# thats not Quo
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# yes it is
look harder!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)
# haha!
it is! haha
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:51, archived)
# I quite like it.....
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)
#

And with that goodnight.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:35, archived)
# you win
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I had a go too
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:51, archived)
# You spilled
something on that horsehead . . .
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:38, archived)
# It all depends
on what you will be doing with your images . . .these results are
fitting just to show the contrast !
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:37, archived)
# yeah...
i just promised the guy i could turn this a4 photocopy into something frameworthy. Its a lot harder than i thought it would be for sure!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)
# want me to paint it?
in a style like this. zootcadillac.deviantart.com/art/Che-60001254
may take a few days.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)
# damn. I knew
that whoring for page views was a mistake. My (ignored) stalker has now found me on Dev Art.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Well . . .
in this case . . . it's fine and all should be happy !
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)
# [very clean lines you've made there...
...here's my go at cleaning it....
....very messy orig it is though ;?)

]
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)
# that looks really good!
thanks
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:50, archived)
# [my pleasure....]
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Erm...
managed to get more detail from it by tweaking the levels.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)
# ...
pfffffft!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)
# ;)
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)
# The touch
has been given . . . nice . . .
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Gangsta!
Me an me breadbin headin' to da countrysidez...


Click for bigger (163KB)
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I want to see the badger mount Westwood.
Coz he iz hot as death, yeh...Big Dawg in da house!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I'd like
to see the whole set of the little critters pimp his ride.

Ite!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)
# i'd like to see westwood
pimp little critters.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Id like to see westwood
get TB...


that is all
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)
# This critter pimp him o.O
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:35, archived)
# It is finished!

Click the pic to see my first flash thing ever. There are some kinks I need to work out,
and work on the last two cores has been suspended until Lightwave is working again,
but this is as finished as it's going to get today.



(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)
# what is this genius i see before me?
did you draw all of that?

If so its fucking amazing.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)
# The artwork is from various sources
all from the Homeworld games. I'm working in Lightwave to create hi-res models of the ships, to make a fancy short film. Plus, I have a whole bunch of sketches and ideas that I have to get down somewhere. I'm working on getting my artwork this good.
:D
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)
# and fancy it is indeed!
well done i like it a lot
*clicks*
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)
# nah - most of it artwork by Relic software's chief art person (Rob Cunningham)
it's great stuff though - I was totally hooked on Homeworld etc.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)
# dammit who are these people
with this much imaginiation and the skill to go with it? I have the imagination but very limited drawing skills... shame...
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)
# This one is great
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:01, archived)
# hell yeah
you got links to any more? What do you think he used to draw them?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I just used google images, there's some more
It looks hand drawn with photoshop colouring to me, but I'm no expert.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)
# thanks
blimey these are sweet. I gotta check this game out!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)
# cool stuff
can check out some of the eve online concept art here and here
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Thanks.
The out has been checked!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:35, archived)
# there are entire galleries of it here (concept artwork on the left bottom menu)
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I too loved homeworld
and remember buying it on release only to have a house full of mates for weeks as I was the only one with a PC good enough to run it full tilt. I still pull out H2 now and again for fun.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)
# It's still not as good as the first one
Incredible learning curve...but it looks fantastic! The original still looks pretty damned good too.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I must admit though
that as soon sa I discovered X (beyond frontier ) X2 and now X3-Reunion homeworld seems a little pale.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I have X2
but my CD is broked so I can't use it. I have to make do with Freelancer and the odd Eve Online 14 day trial.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I fucking hate Freelancer
in that I actually liked it yet have not got the skill to get past the racing mission so gave up.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)
# That took me ages!
I've found you need to turn just before you get to the checkpoint, slide sideways, then boost through. You cut it verrrry close, and you make it. Trust me though, it only gets harder.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Brilliant.
I have no idea what it is, but it is clearly well done.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# It's a guide to the history of the Homeworld games
which I only chose as a subject because I was dicking around with the models in Lightwave at the time.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)
# By 'eck!
I remember when you were still working on the angel wings logo.
That's rather good, that is.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# hi matey
hows tricks?
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Hungry
Got any food?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)
# QUESTION for you lot
do you all subscribe to b3ta and pay monthly or just one off payments?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I just pay once
until I get banned.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)
# It took me so gorram long to figure out the menu movement
until I realised it was exactly the same code as the pictures. I have a little notebook filled with useful actionscript now.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Requesting backup !
Your moving along swiftly !
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)
# It's mostly tutorials found on t'net
and re-jigged for my own purposes. And organisational skills taught by my Interactive Media Production class.

I've found with Flash, once I've grasped what I need to do, I can usually figure it out from there.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)
# This is good incentive !
Thanx . . .
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Wow
Top work there!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)
# those pesky hiigarans
always hiding your keys
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Nice slide show
although a preloader would be nice
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
# This is a thing of wonder and beauty.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)
# We're building an army of KillerKitties!

(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)
# isn't this file rather...
large? it's lagging my screen a little :\
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)
# No.
But KK is a bit fat here.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I imagine her to be a slim, emoey person
who wears those tight tight jeans, and things with stars on.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# well, it was done in a hurry
and with only a few sketches from KKs profile as reference.

and besides, I can't draw skinny people
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)
# 130 Kb
but it's 240 frames of goodness
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Super magic !
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Incredibley astonishing !
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Beam her back down in Kenya
she's so obviously lovely, everyone will fluff out and be nicer to each other :D
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)
# crikey!
cloned from sheep?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)
# haha nice one!
i never thought of reducing the res to get more frames for my b3ta postlimit...
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I usually try to get full resolution, but I needed the colours
and for this type of animation (with sharp lines and distinct colours) it tends to work pretty well.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Oww that is rather good indeed.......
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)
# And now I have to take a break and go for a bit.

Maybe be back later
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)
# oooh do me next!
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)
# You appear to have drawn me but with slightly shorter hair and the wrong coloured eyes.
As such, it's obviously very good.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)
# you filthy hippy!
:D
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I'm wondering how long I'll be allowed to keep it this way once I'm working in the hospital.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)
# what dept?
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Medical Physics, so I should be able to get away with it.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# janitorial
unless he has a haircut ;)
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Give it a few months and you might be right.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Astonishingly . . .
I was going to say about the same thing . . .
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I think we might be a b3ta stereotype
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Cunts?
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Haha, b3ta does have a fine tradition of cunts.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:01, archived)
# I think in real life I look just like you.....
But without the good looks youth or height..!!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Who isn't ?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Where ;-)
Did you have to wear special glasses to draw him ? Good show !
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Woo yay and yes.....loves it.......
I look like a young Ozzy, my hero in younger days...!! sticks in profile at number one......
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Green eyes?
*swoons*
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Green .........
With little blue brown grey and black speckles in....!!!
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)
# too many of these.
look like they will do me sexual favours for pot noodles. ;)
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I prefer .....
Hot poodles myself...!!!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)
# lolspice
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)
# The least attractive Spice Girl.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Is it wrong of me to like ginger the best.....
Who's your favorite one though.....??
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)
# i think it might be wrong to like any of them
but when i was ten i had a right crush on posh

/embaressed
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I am so old ;(
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Knows the feeling......
Think I was thirty when I was trying to decide which I liked the best...!!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Knacker Spice.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# She can make a mean round of toast.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# put the box (music channel) on
always hilarrious, there's the signing woman on there and she's dancing :o)
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)
# There had better be some waiting for me in about seven hours
or my frown will contain darkness only the bard could conjure into language
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Dat boy be a Shakespeare!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Hark . . . I prithy !
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)
# no
she can hold a round of toast in her ribcage
but someone else needs to operate the toaster
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)
# There is a name for that type of cap . . .
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Yes?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)
# C
unt . . .
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)
# She is just weird looking.
I can't quite identify why...
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Have a faded photo of some golf nuts, re-coloured by hand, by yours truly.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# wow good job!
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)
# That's not a bad job at all.
Did you start with the chap on the right? He is the best, except for his shoes.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)
# the best shoes are the left
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Without question.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Very nice work
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Holy piss!
Unless you actually just had the one on had the one on the right, filtered it a bit and swapped over the tags..

*applauds*
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
# hahahaha
everyone says that!

No, it's all done with mirrors curves adjustment layers
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)
# i'm guessing you started with
lower the red a bit
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# He started with the "add colour" filter.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)
# still looking for the nice easy
'make it look all pretty' filter
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Basically, convert pic to b/w with channel mixer
select flesh areas on one guy
add curves adjustment layer
alter curves to get good flesh tone
do same for other guys
then do same for hair,clothing, background etc.

Probably easier ways, but this seems to work for me.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)
# bah.
that just makes it older ;)
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Once all the layers are in place
it's easy to mess with the colour

(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Or have just part of it in colour!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Now stop showing off...


/envies mad skillz
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# *nods head like I know what you're talking about*
Yes, yes, and I also noticed that you reduced the propane qualities and added a smoothness inhibitor.

Very professional.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)
# tip top work :)
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)
# ^exactly that
and i've done a fair bit of commercial restoration,

that is woo
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)
# That's really well done.....
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)
# That is fan-bloody-well-done
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I have just been trying to replicate this
and I have to say, wow!
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)
# this is gooood
how long did it take?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)
# About 5 hours
So I'd be no good as a pro hehe!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I can
do it in about 20 minutes, but I have dedicated software for it. I know how much pain it is to do it by hand although I have a different technique to you ( but I still do make selection layers before adding adjustments )
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)
# what software do you use?
Do you do it professionally?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Not professionally.
Just for personal use and for family, friends etc.
akvis.com/en/coloriage-tutorial/girl-portrait.php
Just check out all the red links to the side to see how good this is.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:42, archived)
# cool
would you be interseted in restoring a b&w photocopy quality snap for me? its my mates dads band and its all they have. I would be glad to pay, ive tried myself but not happy with results... (cos im shit)
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)
# gaz me and i'll have a look
bearing in mind that 'photocopy quality' isn't the best starting point hehe
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# excellent work
I usually cheat and get my scanner to do the correction for me.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)

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