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[challenge entry] Soapy bloats!


Hello my funky little gropes. If any of you nice people fancy helping me out, I have a site I've set up as an example site to show off my freelance skills.
It's a site for people that enjoy photography where they can upload photos and whatnot. It just needs some content to make it look spiffy.
If any of you fancy registering there and sticking a few photos up, I would be eight grateful. Eight!

It's to be found at www.chortleberry.com if you're up for it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha
continual expressions of bewilderment
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I was in THAT que
only the other day.... :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# queue
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# im RISing
because im an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
#
1st: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/1107663.stm

2nd: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6163931.stm
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# You, sir, are a genius beyond compare.
*compares*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha!!`
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# arf! :)

this wins
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha!!!!
Matthew Wright made a good point yesterday (honest... bear with me...)

Why has the govenernment given £100 million to Northern Rock ( a private company) rather than invest that money in the Post Office?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# because a) Matthew Wright is an idiot and
b) because if they allowed NR to go bankrupt then other banks would become the target of speculation and continuing runs, other smaller banks would then find themselves running out of money rapidly and the larger ones would end up shoring them up. this would lead to an inevitable loss of trust in banking here and in the US, which would in turn lead to less and less money being put into them, slowing the already sluggish econmy and causing mass recession.

A simple domino effect form one bank going under would put all other banking insitutions in trouble and the world would probably end.

Or similar.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# And of course propping up a bank that fell apart because of directorial incompetence
Is not at all giving out the wrong message to other city suits:

"Don't worry if you waste tonnes of money, you'll get a golden handshake and a big payout from the government"
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)
# that's a side issue of course
but if NR goes bankrupt then all those people with savings and mortgages also go bankrupt and that fucks up an awful lot of people. shutting post offices just annoys old people.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)
# That sounds like economics
you're not seriously asuggesting that the government made a decision based on economic factors, rather than protecting their image?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Because
the failure of Northern Rock was absolutely in no way related to the poor business decisions and greed of the owners, and therefore should be supported by the tax payer.

The post office's problems are to do with shifts in trends due to technology, but it still remains a vital service that is unfortunately unable to compete with email and so forth. So it's all the post office's own fault, and why should the government support this essential service?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I fail to see how it is
a vital service - for example, if I wish to transfer a parcel from location A to location B, I simply email it!
I can send attachments of up to 3.5kg with my computer!
Beep brimshaws!

I would miss my local post office a bit if it went. Every time I've been in there, it's just one man, on his own, in a white room, behind sheets
of reinforced plexiglass. I wonder if he ever gets to leave?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# MY Post Office is a vital service.
A very nice lady called "Jane" works there.
After she has weighed parcels, she turns round to the label machine.
She wears very tight black trousers and has a very lovely bottom.
This has positive effects on my wellbeing.
Unfortunately, my continuous string of packages mailed to myself is making me skint!.

Anybody need anything small sending to them?...... Please?......
(I helped save b3ta! Unklian Lives in the only country where "Glass" is a verb., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Please send me my ego.
*tish
(otterdam, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes, quite

Edit: Site blocked by work when I tried to log on: due to the rating of its content (anonymizer).
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# pffffft!
(aka Rohan, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Duly done sir
Although I don't keep high res stuff on my w*rk computer - will upload a better quality one this eve.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)
# :D

Cheers! Just think how impressed potential clients will be. Nine impressed. Nine!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# The world is truly at your feet!
I don't regard myself as any kind of photographer but I do have a few that - more by luck than judgment - have come up quite well. I will trawl through the archives at some point and see what I can come up with.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)
# This is exactly how this goes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Very good
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# There are no cocks on your website
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# omg!
I hope you're not what I think you are o.o
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# hahahaha, fecking classic :D
In Swansea City Centre, the got rid of the main huge post office and stuck it upstairs in WH Smiths, with it's own little Starbucks next to it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# absolutely spot on!
I had a postoffice that was literally up the road from me, it was there for *decades* then they closed it down, and a year later the next nearest one was closed and now they're planning on closing 5 others in my region, leaving just one or two main ones which are under-staffed so you're left queueing for fucking ages

the cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# yay!
*signs up*
*waits for email*
(guitarzan fought the wall, and the wall won on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)
# The spam on the front page dtracts from this otherwise excellent post.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Silly person.

The spam was there before it was put on the front page. I posted this entry in order to spam and didn't expect front page joys.

:p
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Funny tags
I like some of the tags in your system- monkey teeth monster satan scary ex wife made me chuckle.
(MajorDisco has stopped lurking for the time being, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Ladies and gentleman
I’m proud to introduce a man who hates to be called a magician, a man who stole his name from a Charles Dickens novel, the one, the only, the illusionist…

(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Is he the one married to Claudia Schiffer?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Ahem!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Arf!
'Tis funny
(I helped save b3ta! shoddyback nice 2 B important, but more important 2 B nice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# very comfy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] That's reet woo that is
Conscious that I'm borderline spamming at the moment, so I'll pop this here if that's OK

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Ha ha
Did anyone have the sword that had the glowy thundercat insert when they were a kid? I did, ahhh the memories
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I did too...
But being a kid, I used it to smash the ivories on our piano, ensuring years of painful, lacerating piano practice to be had.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# so good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Ich bin hier, und du bist mein Sofa
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Honesty is the best policy
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# "Mum! I've shat a pyramid again!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# lol
i did that once...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Nice
I like the R.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# ДА Я ЛЮБЛЮ ЕГО УСИК
stalin__15_
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Hey
russian titles doesn't work here
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)
# you tell 'im
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# in communist Russia
titles work you. or something.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
#
ДА Я ЛЮБЛЮ ЕГО УСИК
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# did you mean?
ДА Я ЛЮБЛЮ ЕГО УСИК
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)
#
СУКА
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Yes
Fantastic,you're genius like all russians
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# hahahaha
this is admirably great on so many levels*




*3
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)
# countdown to nibs nips?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# no such luck :)
although I am nearly at 13k, I will save it for 15k
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# That's no moon.
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] ....


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# This is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# hmm....
what poster was that?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Reddit-Digg, Digg-Reddit.
Geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)
# no....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# whats in the box?
probably bills... :(
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha
splendidly done.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Ha ha, it's funny 'cos it's virtually true!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I like this new logo
it has a certain innocence and hope for the future, which perfectly reflects Shell's brand values
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# but where's the raping of third world countries of the exploration of the alaskan oil fields?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I feel the rough edges
symbolise Shell's no-nonsense approach
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Not to mention being terribly witty and ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
# pffft
nice one bruv



epanded, Jerssica
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# oops
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# pedantic swine ain't i?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Hehehehe

Also: the logo has been refined..pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)
# How do Bilbo!
Corking! Is that true about the £400m?? *If so, faints melodramatically*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Ning Ninj
probably not, but the true figure would have paid off your mortgage and then some, I imagine
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# You're not wrong mate!
We do logo designs and the cost gets argued over for ages.
Yet go down to London spend months changing very little and charge a fortune.
Hey presto they love it and pay up straight away!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Hahahha
Ning all. Fuck me I love not being at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# hello Capn
are you off sick?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Nah, annual leave.
Got my haircut soon *bricks self*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# you not like the snippy choppy?
I go to Sabino's for mine, £8 and a free glass of wine if he's in the mood
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)
# i pay 6
no drink though
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# heh
you pay for quality in Slough
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)
# This is going to cost about 60 quid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)
# 60 quid?
blimey, that'd keep Aphex in haircuts for two years
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)
# O_O




4
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Yup-
trim, layers, fringe, blowdry....

Plus the most important bits: natter and coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
# bloody hell!
I'd want me pubes indiviually permed for that! YES! BOTH OF THEM!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# ooo, risky
you'll need the second one as a spare in case it all goes wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Mornin'
You lucky bastard.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Yup!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# yay!
i'm off tomorrow but my computer at home doesnae work...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# How crap!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Ning lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Morning!

I love having a first day in weeks* where I don't have to do enormous amounts of w*rk stuff

*This includes weekends
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
# :D well enjoy it!
Also: Dillinger are fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Oops...that was yesterday
I'm glad I have a day to recuperate :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Chaninavan.
yay!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# haha!
magic.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# BRUCE LEE HE SAY WOO!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# chortle
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Urban myth, though.

Truth: I kicked his head in because he was looking at my bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# i had already messed him up in his fight with me.
you didnt kill him you merely dislodged the tasty blood clot i caused with my curb stomp.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Bite the kerb!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)
# but he was already diorientated
because my hat is just so fab . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# i am inclined to agree
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Not entirely sure where I was going with this one
(aka Rohan, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# On the pull?
/Richard Gere blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Well you joke
This was from a small joke site for a compo what I entered.

www.jsworld.co.uk/rodentsreunited/index.html
(aka Rohan, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Does anyone here actually ever use checks anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I've written four in as many days
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Yes.
I wrote one the other day.

Great way to bluff people off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# never had the money
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Sometimes for takeaway when we can't be bothered to go out to a cash point
and they don't do cards over the phone

Other than that, not really. I still have the original cheque book I was given with my account I started at uni
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I think you'll find it's spelt 'Czech'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)
#
Check

(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)
# most shops won't take em now
they are great for plumbers though, cos it gives you five days to get the cash together
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# No.

Also: hurrah! for SCEICNE©!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I am both shocked and appauled by the last statistic
ban this non-sexual filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# This made me laugh like a drain
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# some people have too much time on their hands.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# To pay the credit card via the post
You want high res piccys of baby Titi monkey still? I am at my desk at work, gaz me with you email address :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Hi Jahled,
I sent you an e-mail just before :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Less and less
Especially as the banks and utility companies are trying to get rid of cheques so that they can rape you with direct debit at their leisure
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# i used one the other day
its been a while tho...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] i'll just slip this in here
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hahaha
since when do chav mums work?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# since that new legislation
that says you have to work, thereby earning about £40 a week LESS than when you on benefits and you also now have to pay for childacre out of your meagre wage, so you're probably about £100 a week worse off working than you were scrounging... (breathe)...

shouldn't fucking have kids if you can't afford 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# "We're a virus with shoes"
Bill Hicks
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# GOATBOY IS HERE TO PLEASE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&D seems to be my watchword today...


EDIT version 2 - Redux


EDIT EDIT in fact sod it - have this, which I patently should have done first time round.



Sorry for babbling on...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)
# argh!
it makes him look even more of a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)
# grrr.
Ginger bashing below. BMW bashing above. I think I'd better take a day off b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Aww, don't go
I was having lovely dreams this morning which I am firmly blaming you for, having you around is keeping my morning that bit sweeter before a very pointless afternoon begins
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)
# C]:0(
Bah! to pointless afternings!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)
# DAVES!
*glomps*

Yeah, it'll be okay though, I've decided I just wont let it get to me.
It shall wash over me like morning tide
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# err . . . ok
*removes seaweed from Jessie's cleavage*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# are you qualified for that?
Is there training?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)
# yeah, sure
sure*wedges seaweed between moobs*

help yerself . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hehe. have fun in your appraisal.
I however do have to go as i foolishly agreed to be on site for some work related boring stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Fair enough
Have fun with your actual work ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)
# ...and below

*daily nerd quotient reached*
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I used to have one of those
in that colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)
# oh yeah. It's
easy to slag off something because it seems de riguer. BMW make the best cars on the planet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
# ...
I just don't agree with the bumper-mounted electro-magnets.

...but if you're one of the considerate BMW drivers who disables this (and enables the indicators), then I appologise.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# be strong my ginger brother.
then we'll kick their asses.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)
# 'ning there son
Stand proud
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I'd rather run them over
with my BMW whilst setting fire to £50 notes with a smirk ;)

( that's a ludicrous thing to say. There is more thermal energy to be had by burning children than money )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)
# are you both?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I am both.
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# They missed off the 'c'?
Bastard Man With Croissant
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Hark at you!
Your b/f can't even spell 'SOUTH' C];0D

*scarpers*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Heheh, no
We did bollock the tattooist but figured it was a talking point ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Fair do's


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Wouldn't that be the wrong order?

you know my names, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# mebbe
If I do know I've forgotten . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# pffffft
(aka Rohan, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# hahahaha!
I don't think I've seen this! gleeeeee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Lubberly!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# hahahahah!!!!
im luvin it
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
# First one is the best
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha
love the second version!
(aka Rohan, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Time for a nice cuppa pea (roast)
Photobucket
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Would you like ginger nuts too?
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] gets the kids to read the bible
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# hahaha!!!
if only they crucified him at the end..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] You wouldn't find many books here...
(Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Arf!
No, no you wouldn't. NICE hummus sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# JESSIE! *watches curiously from a safe distance*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# LOAP!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# *loaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I'd ride one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Obvious, but woo-some
Is it because Volvo drivers are cunts?
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# 100% Fact!
It's because Volvo drivers are lesbians.
(Morgan is a damn dirty hippie, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] oh hai
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
Winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
that would be a great name and logo for a estate agents!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# me likey
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Is that a photohouse
rather than a photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I had this exact same idea the other day
However had nowhere near this skill level to execute it. The reason I had the idea was because of my sausage finger typing and my IT job means I have to go to adobe.com quite often.

Oh how we laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Are they surprisingly hearty fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)
# /cry
Thats possibly the most in-joke ever.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I know. Two-man clique is go.
Speaking of fingers. Horse meat free.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] The told me they'd ran out of dough...
(mrwheels, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# haha!!
i know the manager of our local dominoS and she does us free pizzas!!
FREE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Will you marry me?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# sure!
sex before marrige?
*drops trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# OK
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)
# >_<
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# dominos
the only way to go. Thats what chunk in the goonies eats!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# It's gone dark!
Something's blocking out the sun!

I can't see!!!!!

sorry, I'm being nasty. It's a tad on the large side sir...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# that is fucking huge
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)
# it's smaller now
sorry!
(mrwheels, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Can we get a thin crust version of this, please?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Apologies!
It's smaller now, sorry about that.
(mrwheels, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I wish that they weren't a private company.
I fecking hate buying paint.

"Dusty Aztec Gold" - no - "Orange"

It would be so much easier to go and buy 5 litres of Pantone 436 than look for Garnett fecking Symphony Three.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# ooh
Garnett fecking Symphony Three is a lovely colour
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# that's clever
a bit too clever in fact.

HE'S ONE OF THEM!

GET HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# *loads Blunderbuss*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Oi!
That's my trumpet!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *hides in Afghan hills*
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# If i get it
does that make me one of THEM too?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# ....
GET HIM TOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# *offers neighbouring cave in Afghan hills*
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I thought you'd done my idea then!!
But you haven't!!
Phew!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# in progress?
show!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Finished!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# more to the point...
and more descriptive

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# very woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Thanks!
took me ages
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Very clickable!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# This is 100% win
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I'd like to thank the B3tacademy,
for without whose clicks this wouldn't have been possible
and I'd like to....
*music fade-up*
*steps off stage*
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)
# but. but.. the style guide requires
50% of the logo width as whitespace around it.

</ex:agency>
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Yawning chasm between intention and outcome for bored boarder
(Christopher Martin-Jenkins, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# that will have been the slowest sex ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# hahaha!!
and if the goat give him shit about going to the pub, he can eat her!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Everybody loves goatse!
cheeky pea, the goatse mug:

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# oh. my. god.
that would be the best mug EVAR!
nearly as good as my 'injections are fun' mug
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Can you imagine actually drinking anything from it though?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# hot chocolate!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Milkshake with maltesers in it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Goatse / Felch cup =
hot milk!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I am RIS-ing I'm afraid...
but 'ning anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# i went in harrods when me and the missus was on our honeymoon
i just wanted to throw my wallet in the bin and cry.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# So you didn't visit Fortnam & Mason's then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# nope!
is it worse?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Not sure, I'm not allowed in...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)
# haha!!
riff raff.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I'm such a chav.
I thought I'd escaped this fate, but life keeps putting me in my place.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# shouldn't you be hanging around on a street corner intimidating old ladies?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Oh but I am.
I'm b3ta-ing from a stolen i-Phone, while chewing and spitting a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Don't get me started.
I've not had a decent paté for ages. I love Fortnum's. M&S food? Stick it up your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)
# *grinds baby ducks*
Here you go sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# mmmmm
ducky! Got any kitten paste?

( I don't eat pâté de foie gras, I've nothing against corn fed duck liver per se, it just does not taste as good as a robust pigs liver, Brussels pâté )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# ^this^
yummers!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *sigh*
Very well...

*grinds pig*

*wipes lashings and lashings of gore off*

Here you go sah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I wooed Mrs Vagabond
By having her a little chocolate cake delivered to her from Fortnum Mason.

She lived in Brixton at the time, and the chap that delivered it turned up wearing full uniform, top hat and stuff in a horse-drawn cart, apparently hahahaha

The cake cost about £4 - £6 to be delivered.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# cool!!
did he put the rohypnol in for you too?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Of course.
They then 'phone you up and say in an incredibly posh voice "Good Sir, the lady is yours for the taking. Thank you for your esteemed custom."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Bargain!
In that case I'm going to try and get something delivered to Mrs. Doom's workplace in Leytonstone...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# £7
delivery charges now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Fuck that then.
rip off bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# they can fuck right off then.
robbing bastards!!
*creaks wallet shut*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# haha. You only touched the surface dear boy.
£7 quid will get you 1 gift box delivered. If you want cakes and flowers it is £12 per item.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# heheh
me and my girlfriend were quietly sked to leave Harrods after less-than-quietly expressing wonder that anyone would pay such an amount for such overpriced horseshit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# we bought a teddy and a golf ball...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I used to go quite a lot
back in the days I was doing property maintenance round that area. It was actually the cheapest place within 2 or 3 miles of Sloane Street to buy light bulbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# haha!!
did they shine the harrods name on the floor when turned on?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# hehe.
Harrods is just a big department store the same as any other once to get past the tacky glitz.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# My mate worked there for about two weeks and left in disgust
They pretend to be some really quality place, but in reality they're almost as cheap ass as most other department stores. He'd worked for Selfridges for years before hand (and does again now) and whilst I don't much like that place, at least they follow through with the being up their own arses obsessed with quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I do hate Selfridges.
Not that I ever go, but it appears on my card statements regularly, mocking me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# harrods is shit.
fact.

i was ejected from harrods when i was a teenager for jumping in the ballpit in the childrens toy area.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)

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