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[challenge entry] It's tragic, really
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# HAHAHA!!
I do love these
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# bwahahahaahahah
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# hahaha, and that is why i don't donate to b3ta, he needs to get off the crack
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# ^ points to icon
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# this was before i knew better
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# it was your donation that got him on crack in the first place
and you know it.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# haha
I love the Rob adventures
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# hahah
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# \o/
thast is all
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry] ones...
Photobucket

sorry for deleting the earlier one - it was waaaay too big
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Is the chap in the first panel
Manley?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# For the right money he can:P
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] No, but he is in this one
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# this is wierd
aheheh.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# The best bit
is that I can hear their voices in my head
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Are you the guy that does that for the Express?
Dilbert's american isn't he?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# But it DID work!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Awesome
you proved everyone wrong! :)

I didnt know if it would work or not but there were enough people berating you anyway :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)
# hmm...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
# This is a special kind of madness
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# The tree in the wind said "Woah!"

cfb


Extending the sylable to express his distress at the windiness.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# hahaha
but did it make a sound?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Yes.
It said "Woah!"

Do try to keep up.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Haha
sorry, it's been a long day
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# longer than yesterday? yesterday was 24 hours
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)
# You know what I reckon?
Gravity (SCIENCEtists say) bends time - if you send a watch 'round the sun it will come back a minute faster.

Thus I reckon - since we're in space - we're prolly travelling through space and might go through or near some bits where there's more gravity than others, and thus when you have a "long week" it actually has been a long week but you've no way to have recorded it I'm going now bye
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# The two statements are unrelated.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# just mentioning science
doesn't mean you can talk bollocks without being tripped up and f-5'd by reality.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# yes.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Yes.
SCIENCE©: don't argue with it.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# SCIENCE© you are a cunt
c'est fin.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# SCIENCE©
says "tu es una salchicha tonta"
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# aheheh
sausage.
what does that prove?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# LALALALALALALA
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# i thought so
-wins-
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Trees
is people too.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# nice old school b3taring there
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)
# It is?
I am unaware of this, as I am moderately, what you may call, "new-school".
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Fucking shitty comics
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Fucking shitty magnets
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# shitty zombies!
a quote from Alan PARTRIDGE.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# this is good
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# hahahaha!
awesomeness
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Lecture doodle
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# It worries me slightly what you may have been lectured in!
woo.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I like thi
s
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I like chi.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# i like biscuits
-fucks off-
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Don't lie you hate biscuits with all your heart and soul.
That's why you beat up that old granny in that shop - because she offered you a biscuit and you went into a screaming rage and stabbed her in the eye with a biro and kicked her to the floor before running off with her pension screaming "I HATE BISCUITS!".

That was you, wasn't it?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# do stop talking shit
old boy
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Typing, Shirley?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)
# buh.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# da
or chi
?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# ps
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# cken drumsticks
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# fab pance :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Ace!
Ventura, pet detective
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# PANCE DANCE!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Dixon?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] compo

edit i shrank it a little.
click for bigger 100K
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Carfield Jeyasus.
Have this rip.

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# *HOLY FUCK FISH*
*dies*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# i would
oh wait i
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Seamed fitting
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)
# saved by the fourth frame ;-)
haha...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Mustav bin dun


Been rattling around in my head
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I am ashamed/proud* to say that I had never spotted that irony until now.


*delete according to whether its cool to not pay that much attention to Lionel Richie songs, or if retro-chic post-modern irony is "in" this week.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I'm not sure,
so I'm going to shun you until I find out what the magazines say.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Ear cataracts?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# hahaha
that comment amuses me
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# hehe....
not really sure why i'm still finding this funny. but i am.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Eye wax?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# heh
i loved that episode XD
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Bum snot?
is very chewy...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Literally figuratived it out . . .
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Have some Adams


Click for moon-sized (247k jpg).
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Marshmellow moon . . .
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)
# That's no moon ...
Wait - it IS a moon!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] testing a theory

testing this theory :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# brown gusset hoop spasm FTW.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# tho not while operating machinery
or engaging in delicate needlework tasks
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Eau contreau mon sewer
I would say twice in such situations.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Nice test.
Case closed.
:D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)
# hehe
:D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)
# cnut
flange
pissflaps
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Cleared that right up !
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)
# like some kind of powerful ointment
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)
# No fucking swearing!
;)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Yeah, you bastards. It's cunting rude.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Pffffffft
I find this very amusing
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# arty Scissor shadow thingy
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# WOW
That's fabulous!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# epic!
very good!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# woooo
steady on, cheers anywauy
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# then again
i am god
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Bloody hell!
That's super!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# That's lovely, that is.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# You're very good at these.
Woo
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# wow
that's great!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# That rocks !
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# How very woo!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Awesome.
*Click*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)
# clickity
click click
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Wow, that's awesome!
Jen likes it very much too.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Some more TOAP for you...
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(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Three hours sounds about right to me.
:D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# by MANY.
That's how.

256 mb? 130 Db? £7.65?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# So . . . like . . . really busted !
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# bored
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# TEA. IT'S THE DOG'S BOLLOCKS.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# *drinks*
BOLLOCKS!
it's the dogs tea!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Since you couldn't be bothered to finish it...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# LADY TEA. IT'S THE CANINE'S TESTES.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Robert Smith drinking tea
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)
# One Cup - One Faceless Harry
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Wise words indeed.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# OK !
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# MONATEA
THE SEA COW
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# She's tough in the trenches !
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I've got one.
And a biscuit.
HELL YEAH.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# me too
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# How about a cup of tea and a slice of cake.?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Pfffttt..
I likes that...

* puts on wanking head
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Slice of Tea
Cup of Cake?

Aunt sall's looking rough!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# mm cup cakes.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# No no no !
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# No thanks.
She'll spill it.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# She's rubbing her snotty nose on the rim before she gives it to me.
Vile woman.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# *bwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Bwa ha ha ha ha!
How are you today good sir?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I love you with freshly squeezed juices!
:D

edit: will we ever know who this woman is?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# no
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)
# good
because she'll sue us and we'll die, all destitute like
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)
# 1 GIRL 1 CUP

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Stanky !
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# HAhaa
:D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Tea or banana?


(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] band wagon
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Right nice and polite . . .
I don't want to know what he'll do with ot though . . .
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# comedy banana?
boomerang?

slice of melon?

phone receiver?

what is that crazy thing?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# a robot arm with a claw perhaps?

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# A baby's arm holding a grapple . . .
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# *ahem*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Compo it!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Tis done - Now vote for it...

* It's heading for the Front Page...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# *votes*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Wiener !
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# That's good !!
I've just realised I missed my 2nd b3taday by 16 days!
*sobs into keyboard*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Happy 747th b3ta day!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Pffft!
ace
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# it's a popular one...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] ,,,,,


Click for bigger (102KB)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Adding rude words to comics isn't really the way to do this I don't think
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I think everyone who has entered would disagree.
You leave two frames empty and then add 'CUNT' to the final one as far as I can see. You aren't allowed to do anything else.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# ^This
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# just remove all the speech bubbles
and have the last frame being as many swears as will fit in one/or more bubble(s)

I would gain limited personal amusement from this :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Actually, I think you are onto something...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)
# it's worth a try at least
:)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)
# worked for me
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Yes, but you're discomeats.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
# yeah
I dunno what that means, I'll have to see if the police can help



completely effective as ever! :D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# It is! :D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Needs a "LOL"
from the black kid at the end. Otherwise a B+ for ROFLS.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Honestly, I considered it
but I thought it was good enough without.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# yay for abusing product centered comic crap
:D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Discomeats is back!
I might return now.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# oh you was gone!
oh noes :(

we needs more thirty-two(32) damn it!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Yay!!
32!
Come in 32!

*Welcomes back*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# and censoring fucking and not cunt!
Strange!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
#
fucking and not cunt
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)
# reminds me of the swear box in Hot Fuzz
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# T.J:
i'm temporarily back, just to ask a quick question: anyone else going to the london bash from or near liverpool? i'm looking to split petrol money with anyone who has a car.

/just seen the price of a train ticket
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)
# It's a shame you can't get a lift on the train for free
since it's going there anyway


/doesn't understand the world blog
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# pfff
i'd shag a train driver to save £52


almost.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# HELLO SMASH
Congrats on your 24 hours!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# hello
thanks!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# How are you feeling?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# tired :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# shag 52 for a pound each
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Is that round trip ?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# i think so
i'm not sure, i'm easily confused right now
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# what about some kind of super advance apex random type of saver ticket thing?
or is the "cheap" one obnoxiously expensive?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)
# the cheapest one is £52
or £50 on the bus
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Have you tried megabus?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# no
i'm just seeing what's what right now, i'm not booking anything yet
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Fair enough.
They're meant to be pretty cheap and cheerful.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# i'll have a look, then
only problem with that is that bus takes 6 hours, train takes less than 3.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Yeah, it's not perfect.
Worth considering though.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# i just looked
it's £10. fuck, that's cheap!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Thus giving you more beer money.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# i'm not going from london to nowhere near the bash if that helps
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# it helps
in the sense that i can now eliminate you from my enquiry ;)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Would you want to be in a car with him anyway?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# well
he's got a nice cold nose ;)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I like this...
* Reminded me of an old Jasper Carrot sketch:
"I wonder if Florance is a virgin"
"Drops them for certain!"
"Boing" said Zebedee..."
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I have nothing to declare but my ineptitude:
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I like your ineptitude.
Carry on.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *giggle*
You both said "tit"
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Don't even get me started on assassination.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# HOLY MALE MOLE HALO?
/?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# HELLO MULE
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Ello DavE?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Wanna buy some mules dave?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Guac a mole !
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# GUAC!
hahahaha
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Thats what I was thinkin' too . . .
I never can make up my mind . . .
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Hooray!
Behold the majesty of His Holiness.
:D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# End of day doodle.

The gropee is a scientist from the Chloe comic.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Yey
She looks a little bemused...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I say!
more of this "science!"

:D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I really do love science
science and bestiality.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# "If you need me, I'll be in my lab"

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Groo!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Oh God make it stop
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHHHHHHHHHA!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# how coincidental
I am a scientist, and if you fuck me I woof.

but only if you fuck me.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
#
yiff
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I HAVE A FONDNESS TOWARDS BOOBIE SCIENCE.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I love science too!
mhhhh big bouncy science! :D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# It's the explanation that makes it funny
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Bet you don't get many of those to the newton
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# My science is never like this.
Well, rarely.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I am getting a new feeling for science !
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
#
That look on her face is priceless.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# TOP TIP
Don't click on it when female boss behind you.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# ...without stating:
PHWOOOOOOAR! You'd look good like that.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# And masturbating furiously
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Me too!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Need more Scientists
Or science teachers like that!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)
# unshopped, blah blah blah
but I got a genuine Lol out of this

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# GOLF SALE ---->
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I just got the following PR email at work.
Slightly worrying line in bold.

“NEW” MUSIC BUSINESS - OLD HAT FOR MARILLION!

In late 2007 Marillion announced to the fans that their (as yet unnamed) 15th studio album was available to buy – even though it would not be released until late 2008. To date 12,000 fans so far have each paid £30 for an album that is still being written! Yes you can do the maths – that’s an income of £360,000 so far, much more than any traditional record deal could ever expect to offer them.

Of course this is not the first time Marillion have done this.

Previous Marillion albums “Marbles” (2004) and “Anoraknophobia” (2001) were financed the same way, pioneering the direct-to-fanbase power of the internet, and freeing the band from the conventional music industry.

With this latest pre-sale album, Marillion have added extra incentives to encourage early ordering by entering fans who ordered within the first 6 months. In addition to each and every fan that ordered getting their name listed in the “thank you’s” of the album artwork, additional give-aways ranged from the standard fayre of tickets and back-stage passes for the 2008 tour to a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity of being invited to the band’s recording studio to actually play on the new album. Other unique prizes included private gigs for fans, phone calls from the band, and all-expense-paid trips to their biennial convention in Holland.

Marillion are no strangers to harnessing the power of the Internet, with a pedigree of internet ‘firsts’ that are now employed by many others today. Back in the mid-90’s, Marillion were one of the first groups in the UK to set up a website (www.marillion.com) to communicate with and sell Marillion products to their fans – fans from as far and wide as Brazil to Japan and Australia to Iceland. They now have an active database of over 90,000 fans who regularly visit their website on a weekly basis.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Kayleigh!
I just want to say I'm sorry
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# sounds a bit fishy
/coat
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# you cod be right
/for fucks sake blog :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I'd like to take this opportunity to highlight the production of my album
that you can get on preorder for £30 each

of course, it hasn't been written yet and I need to learn how to use "instruments"

but if I take the money now I can get the finest tuition possible and create the best album ever

:D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Fish, ex-out of Marillion, once called me a poof

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Fish is your ex?
no wonder you dumped him with a name like that
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# is there anything wrong / funny about that?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# asstute if you ask me
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Did you use lube on him?
'Cause I've heard he thinks that's a bit girly.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# They printed a picture of his bollocks in Viz once
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# They played some of his bollocks on the radio once
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I love you for this reply.
In a manly, prison sort of way.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
# When I was a kid
I once found a copy of Razzle or somesuch on some spare ground. On the subscription page was a picture of Fish from Marillion reading said wank mag.

Fish's real name is Derek Dick. 100% FACT.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# The guy that lived in our apartment before us
was called Dick Nurse. True story.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# what did he leave behind
for you to find that out?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Momentos of his gay porn career.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Evil_twin met him, and we still get mail for him occasionally.
I didn't live here when evil_twin first moved in.
Apparently when she went to view the apartment, there was a video camera set up in the bedroom.
Also he was a Mormon.
And that concludes today's episode of Dick Nurse Facts.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I'm going to write this down on a handy flashcard
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Was it on the phone?
Was it a prize for being the 34th person to buy an as-yet-unreleased album?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# and?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# is the part of speech
known as a conjunction.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Is this an advert for the internet?
Or a promotion regarding the benefits of paying for something before it exists?
Also: I thought Marillion Monroe was dead, like a candle in the wind?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# ALSO:
MORE CFA GODDAMMIT
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# WOULD --->
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I do not get a laugh out of your image size, sir.
No, I am certainly not laughing, no.

:(

^
I am very serious about this. Do not think me "flip".
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Psh
a bit wide but well within size limits
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# haha
"get a brain morans!"
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# :D
best..
sign..
ever!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# silly sign man! you have messed on KTRK
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# crop!
you are overwhelming my already quite whelled eyes
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# GAME OVER, MAN.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# IT'S TOO BROWN!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# FONT.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# TOO THIS
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# TOO MUCH THING! LOOK AT THE CRAZY BASTARD THING! STOP THAT!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Tutu . . . too !
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# ET TU BRUTE TUTU MOO MOO SKY BLUE HUE
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# everything's different in Texas

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast for compo

Desperately trying to scrape together enough unused images to make another one :(
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# hahahaha
grand
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# sorry all i see is a very big blurred image
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# TIVO
FTW!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] A new low
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# i for one am offended and i am cancelling my subscription
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Except
You can't reach to lick the stamps
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
#
stamps window C];0)


(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# guilty
of laughing, far too much at this
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Throw shit at the little cunt.
wyh - and cheers for the friend, squire.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
# fuck yeah!


I like peas, so have one :D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I was just about to type "bindun by discomeats" :D

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha
now that's funny :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# and with 50% less lawsuit
:D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I'm pretty sure
no-one's going to take a cartoon cat seriously in court.
Are they?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)
# it could happen
I bet there was a garfield episode about it :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# hurrah for discomeats!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)
# and now I want lasagne
:D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# That lil' stinker . . .
or is that din din . . .
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# din din stinker
sounds like some kind of famous wild west cowboy
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Mix Master of the west . . .
Raaaaaaaaawhide !
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# round 'em up!
don't want no bum steer
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Winner of the internet.
Click HERE to claim your prize.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# that warrants badly cut and pasted arabic!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# its discomeats!!
:D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Gmod mooovviieee!
Can I recommend the Mingeblok entitity?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# sure
what is that?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# An entity which when collided with a welded selection of objects unwelds them and changes all their colours so they're rainbow.
If it touches a player they turn a bright colour, die, and catch alight. The HUD then proudly announces that "[username] is gay!!".

garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=23076

Combine this with the weldball for extra fun. Mingeblok a creation, then weld all the components together randomly.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# ahh looks like fun heh
for no reason here is an assortment of gman gurns

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# roflcakes
XDDD
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# it's maninthespoon!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# does the novelty car version come with tiny suction cups?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Took a while to get it . . .
and far too long to get over it !
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# *thalidomides*

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Pffft
Chicken wings!!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)
# ha ha ha haaaaaa
sheer class!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# hhhaahahahahahahahh
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Love at first sight is a beautiful thing...

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Haha, what a lovely couple.
Woo
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# RIS
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# me too..
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# with you there...
horselinking bastard
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# vienna
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Here come the brides . . .
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
# haha
I don't know what's going on, so I'm going to smear everything in syrup, just in case
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# *fears greatly*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Not saying that Larson isn't funny already, but...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Oh dear!
I have a really bad gif I did ages ago using this source somewhere!
*looks*

Photobucket

The shame!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Was it this one?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Nah that's a really bad jpeg
Edit TWAT!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Cunt.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Thank you
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# It's a good thing :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Hover hoover hover . . .
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)
# You were oh so correct . . .
it does have a certain retro feel to it . . .
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# If by retro you mean shit
Yes it does!

*hangs head*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# No . . . I mean . . .
one can not make new old stuff . . . only old new stuff . . .
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# *brian explodes*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# thats one of my fav larsons
*SMITE*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I couldn't get 'NAWTY STEP' onto the button and still be legible
:(
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# ha
it works tho
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

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