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# Gotta be better than mushroom afros!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# 'ning dude!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# DOUBLE ZAPPA!
It is the end of days.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# We've got a Z-Z at the Top of the board!
Hmm, that sounds like a good name for band...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Here's a better one..
Plethora Japes & The Tunics

MAKE IT SEW!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Can you go to libraries at night time?

If so then an entirely new sub-culture has just been revealed to me.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I've been in one at 3am before.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# yeah
but you were there to steal the catherine cooksons
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# yes, but what about libraries?
ho ho ho
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Who else was there?

What were they like? Did they mutter? Have more limbs than is strictly necessary? Smell of stale piss?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# You're just not down with the hip kids daddio!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# uni libraries you can
although a lot of em now have bloody electronic gates so only students* can sleep there

*whose cheap ID cards haven't transferred their ID barcode onto the inside of their wallet
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# yeah, but you have to find an open window or something.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# you wait all night for frank zappa to turn up
then two arrive at the same time
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# JUST THEN...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# great googly moogly!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Mmm
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# 'nings meester!
That's rather woosome.

I booked the Keith Caputo tickets tonight!

*bounces around in glee*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Cor!
Me and the missus are thinking about going too
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Do it!
Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# I just did

tickets will come in the mail
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Just got an email from them
all is well

guess I'll see you in two month's time ;)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# ^_^
I've done a couple more of these.
I only like the Zappa one and the Brock one, though.
clansoul.deviantart.com/art/Dave-Brock-78773580
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Sheik it good now!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# now we need mugatu to post something
and we'll complete the set.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# What if I change my name to "McClanSoul"?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# GOITRE!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# hurrah!
this makes you my zappa brother
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# And no Zank!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# he's missing out
big style
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I approve of this Jazz themed or orientated joke
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# :)
About as ground breaking as albums get, guess i'm getting old
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] the price of meat has just gone up

and yer old lady has just gone down
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# YES!!! *click*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Multiple Zappas!
It's Zappageddon!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# YES YES YES!
*clicks*

awesome turn of this challenge :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Hahaha
Great fools etc:D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Hey there brother
who you jibing with that cosmic debris?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I've got it!
You're an Italian!

Huh? You're Jewish!?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Love your nails!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Your place or mine?
AH Hah hah hah hah hah yeahs.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Classic
and classy
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Brilliant!

SNAP & *click*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Quick and coated in breadcrumbs



(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# They should make a 'film noir' bio-pic of his life...
and end it with 'fin'
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Get Sean Connery and I'll greenlight the bastard.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# you meant twat sean connery in the face with a 20KW green light?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# he's jewish?
*clicks*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# He's dead!!



(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# 'nings Archie!
Remember me? I'm Daniel Yacuntcha's mate... =)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# hahaha, yeah, I remember him.
He's coming to the London Bash, so I shall be having words with him ;)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Are you going?
Yay!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Ive signed up, digs sorted
so as long as I don't get shot in a tube station while I try an navigate the god awful city, I should be there :)

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Hmm
you do LOOK a bit Brazilian. *worries*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# not on my head...
*worries myself with that last comment*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# *hands you a velvet smoking jacket*
*waggles eyebrows*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# hahaha
I shall see what I can do before May, plenty of time to source one out
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Ooh, watersports!
*wipes piss-soaked mind*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# You kinky devil!
:D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# there's a brazillion of him?
wow that's a lot
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Try not to look too Brazilian and you should be alright
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Fancy that offer btw
they'll be another b3tan in tow as well :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# aye, it's looking likely :)
will confirm in a short while, gotta sort out what time I can get down there - earlier the better I reckon
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Always with the topicality!
Woo :)

Shame it's not 280px...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Air hellair!
*fondles all over*

Y'alreet?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# All the better for being fondled ta!
How are you and the lovely Nina?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# We're 17 kinds of ace, ta
And we'll be even more kinds when I get my laptop fixed =)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Woohoo!
Just what I wanted to hear :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# the english patient died?
woops
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# It's okay though, the memories of his forefathers will go on forever...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# i'll miss him
unless I use my scope on my rifle

THREADJACK!

anyone any ideas on how to restore a really old shit photo?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Post it to HappyToast and pay him some money...
That's what I'd do, anyway =)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# no
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# why did I agree to look at it
instead of following my instincts and telling them to fuck off?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# It's never too late to tell someone to fuck off.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# heheh
telling people to fuck off is both fun and stress-relieving.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Telling who?
Is someone paying you to restore an old photo?

Scan it into Tattyshop and put a filter on it, then charge them about £150 - it's what all those "Your photo onto canvas" shops do!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# scan it in
adjust curves
use the clone tool to heal cracks and shit

it entirely depends what's wrong wit hit
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# ^this
I've done a few old pics with a basic knowledge of those tools, and they've come out ok.
managed to stitch together a great portrait shot of my grandfolks from separate pics of them, which was really great to do
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# im going to open some more wine
the answer is bound to be in there

as the old bloke who's photo it is in a hospice don't think ill hang round tho

i got told off 'cos I did one of a topless bird for him, my misses said it was disrespectful but when I go I want loads of nudies
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# This sort of thing is part of my job
how shit is it?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# its a photo from a crap camera - unfocused and old
of a headstone which has family image - the only one left and he cant now visit grave. I did suggest digging up headstone and she said i'm on a sex ban for not being serious
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# it looks like a spring
or a car antenna on it's side
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# rissole?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Top topical form as per normal
Bit young to die, and my Spidey senses tingle that he had much more to give us

Oh well
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# I 'ris
but it certainly looks the part!

:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Pizza party
I love to bake pizza for my straight friends.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# hahahaha! gay 'em up good!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Arf!
Needs more magenta ham though.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# I know...
I should have modeled cock features on it with the toppings, but I was too hungry.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Hunger ftw.
I would have done the same.
Now make it again when you're not hungry!
Simple solution.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Your penis looks rather cheesy, you might want to wash.
Lovely looking pizza, well done.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Cheers
It was tasty enough, I ate a ball.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I hope you saved some room for pizza.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Testicles are the size of a big bean, at most.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
This will be at the b3ta last supper, when Fraser betrays Rob
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# betrays?
oh you mean every Wednesday night...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# did you feel pleasure
when they touched the ham?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# *buys eleventy*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# I want one of those
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Mmm
cheesy knobs ftw
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# damn I need pizza now
:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
#
pizza cock



had to be done.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# no, that's me
i'm the one that needs cock
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# *offers pepperoni*


(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# bah!
it's just not the same!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I have a vigorous throbbing cock already
:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Fresh from the Peniseria?
Nice.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# That looks pretty damn yummy
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Luckily, it was....
I'm glad i didn't burn this one.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Hahaha
This is ace. Cue the cockfeeler/hamtoucher references.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Mmm nice
this is pretty much why the internet was invented
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry] *sneaks onto Jessie's computer while she's at work*
'ning everyone! Loooong time no see... I'm just gonna leave this here:


Even shitter Excel version

Are we all well? I've missed you all...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Kenneth!!!!
Woo pic.
Even woo-er you're here!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Why thank you sir!
I have another entry too, this is even less worthy of its own thread than the one above...

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# alas
the question heard many times a day in poundland

many many times

"How much is this?"
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# If you were with me, the question would be
'when can we get out of this shithole'
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# sometimes they have special randomcrap in there
99% it's total crap

but on occasion I have found good items.

and also I buy a bag of wheat crunchies and ponder my station in life :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Sometimes they are useful,
but I find them horrible places to shop. Useful for stocking up on junk food before festivals, though.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# ^ this
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# oh yeah, no fun
always full of people

:/
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Always crammed with people, and I've never actually seen one of them smile.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# ^ this, very much so
I was in one for 30 seconds today, hence the graph
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# oh god, don't
i heard someone in there saying that last week. i wanted to take her tartan trolley off her and twat her with it.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# hehe
:)

some people just ain't so bright
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# nope.
i wouldn't go in there, but they sell lots of batteries and gnomes.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# The batteries aren't the best though
I bought some once as an experiment and put them in a digital camera... they didn't even last long enough to get the lens cover open! =D

100% of troofs
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# yes, the highest quality (probably fake) hyundai batteries
there were some very dodgy panasonic batteries getting sold at another cheapo outlet
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# oh, i don't know
they last long enouh for me ;)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# is the answer usually
four for a quid?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# hello!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Alright bloke?
How's it going, you sexy lump of gingosity you?

I've missed you the most
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# :D
i'm doing ok, i've got to buy a new car, but apart from that...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Excellent.
Job/new life all okay then?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# yeah
i jsut wish the new job i applied for would hurry up and give me an interview

/building up own hopes WAAAAAY too high
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# *crosses fingers for you*
Incidentally, one of the things I have seen on here lately is you talking on the QotW about some salty deodorant thing... what is it, and where can I get some?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Hello there :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Good 'nings, sir.
Are you well?

I've been watching the board jealously over Jessie's shoulder when I can, and I've seen some fine work posted by you... when I get my computer back I'll be able to click more often =)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# I'm very well thanks :)
Get yourself back on here!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# As soon as my laptop's fixed I will, I promise!
Then I just need a new job where I'm allowed to use the interwebs during work hours O_o
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Hello!!
How are you?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Greetings!
I'm grand ta...

Apart from my lack of interwebs at the moment =/
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# :(
Hopefully that will not be an issue for long?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# ^ see reply to mofaha above...
*fingers crossed*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Well good luck with the laptop!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# you get a click
and a ticket to hull
many woo sir
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Why thank you kindly ;)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Haha, very good.
Woo
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# =)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# That's actually quite brilliant
Woooooooo
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Cheers =)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# clickety clickety coo
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
The best of the few 11/9 entries I've seen.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# It squeaks and eats carrion

Clicky for Griffon Vulture original
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# ace!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# 'ning Toasty!
Also, ^ this
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# ello chap
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# What a little cutie.
Woo
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# That's really well done
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# He works in a zoo....
He breeds 'em and just takes photos!
No shopping done at all!


Woo Jahled.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Someone also put me in charge of all their images, which means I have no shortage of high-res photos to play with :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Some people are just blessed!!!
carry on Sir.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Super
Shoppery!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# "carry on squeaking"
the new movie
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# lovely work there fella!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# fablass
really nicely done, fella
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# *pets*
can it be milked?

and as usual, ace!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# ?milked be it can
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# aww! it looks cute
but i bet it would have my eyebrows off given the chance
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

and before you ask, no it doesn't
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Yay tiling falling spinnyheading cats.
Ack the colour.

tiling
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# yay!~

hmmm...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# as I said, no it doesn't so don't bother
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# and I didn't read that
so there! :-)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# why doesn't it? WHY?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Aw. Why not?
But nice work.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# *Makes Rawr face*
*waits*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# sorry, I am just being silly
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# I see.
Well, I don't, because I don't get the joke.
But oh well ^_^
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# It's a /b/ response
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Oh ok
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# can it be milked
/ac
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Nothing is more lovely than floaty kitten heads :)
Woo I say
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Floaty pussy!!



(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# raining cats: check
where's the raining dogs?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Experiments in photoshop over boredom
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# nice experimentation
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# It should be a pot leaf
So I could say POT HEAD.

JD HEAD! I like it, really. :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Cool
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Now that is a VERY intense expression!
The kind of stare you do not want to be sat opposite on the train home, (the bottle sticking out of the head would be a bad sign as well)

very well shopped squire
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Cool
Experiments is how you learn
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# mMMMMMmmM
yAY!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# *groans*
woo though!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Explain the joke to me :(
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# John Pear Tree.
At least, that was the answer last time.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# it's a really crap
mexican song..
juan tanamera... oh gee mee juan tanamera...

pardon the accent!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# it means girl from guantanamo
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# i can explain it in musical form
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Me too?

EDIT: Nevermind. I gets it now.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# What's a Tanamera?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Like a Pokemons only BEEG!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# CATCHY CATCHY
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# POKEYMANS!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Didn't he play Jango Fett?
And all the clones for that matter?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# i'd spang you
but i'm too busy groaning
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# that is quite cool :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# pat mustard
*father Teds*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Can he put his massive tool in my box?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# O. C. Smith
Paul Hardcastle?

no, don't tell me, it's the Buggles!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# that's great
but it's no anal rape
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# AHHAhhhaah
TWO IN A ROW!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# video din't kill the radio star, i did
and i ate her flesh
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# ARGHHHHHHH!! I CAN'T FUCKING REWIND!!!!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Oh dear! that's not Mstandot is it?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Smooth or Chunky?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Do I look Like Paul Henry?


(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# hahaha!

*hugs*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# that'll be a 'yes' then
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Pat Bennie-owns synrome?
Don't get it...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Pat Benatar!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# hahahah
*smoosh*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# ffs!!! what the humping fluff
is that in the middle??
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# a toe
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# A small off duty Czechaslovakian traffic warden

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# a female aardvaark
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# The Bolivian Navy
on manoeuvres in the South Pacific
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I thought of this today. It made me laugh.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# oooh, that's rather splendid
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Cheers matey
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Pat Benatar!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# you're certainly all fired up tonight
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# It's my birthday!
and I'm off to launch rockets as soon as my boy gets out of school. :)

good times!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# and that doesn't sound wrong at all, no :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# :)
it's our little secret
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# merry tuesday!
dare i ask how old, local boy?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# 39
which I really never thought I would reach, and dare say I have no right reaching.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# yay!
someone older than me!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# huzzah!
Happy Birthday
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# cheers! one more year and then I think I have to quit b3ta
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# You're fooling noone there.
Oh, and happy birthday.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
sheah, right, me too.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# hehehe
excellent.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Hahah brilliant
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# hahahah excellent
and really well made too

WOO
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# that's great
but it's no anal rape
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Ahhaha.
That sounds like something from 'Catchphrase'
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# unlike
this.
NSFW
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# hahahah
gorgeous
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Haha, that doesn't look like rape.
He seems to be stern, but accepting.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# !
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# fucking hell!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# scary
on so many levels
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# pff
you made me do a giggle
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Haha! Excellent
He is rather pert!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha
grand
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# hahahaha!
even before i cheated for the pun, it was still a mindbendingly-good image. woo!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# I'm rissing like the centre of a supermarket sign here
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# hahaha
John Pertwee

Pear Tree
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Ok thanks :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# you are Jonathon Ross
AICMFP


also proves he does indeed visit here!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Haha - nicely done.


You've got me spweaking wiv a funny spweach impwediment now.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# And apparently typing with random 'w's in your sentences
Arf
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I ain't saying she's a...

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Yellow JCB?
RIS?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# but she ain't messin with no broke
no broke no broke (repeat to fade so as not to offend)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# why would the word Nigel offend anyone?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# i've always wondered, but apparently it does so...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# a yellow digger?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# A Thread Deleter?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# indeed
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# pink twunt
...

it DOES have that picture of those two freaks kissing
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# A photoshopped image on b3ta?
Whatever next.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# but if you also search "anal rape"
i think you might see what he did

edit: egad no, he did indeed shop it, still a twunt
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# i have it in my Quick Links
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# as long as he doesn't post again
i don't care for once
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# ning peeps
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# does anyone else remember 'streetwise'?
it's the first thing i think of when i see andy serkis
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# That show where Davina McCall sets up strangers on dates?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# no
it was a kds soap about cycle couriers
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
#
*searches Sky EPG for the KDS channel*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# *puts up hand*
Vaguely ... very vaguely.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# this would probably be a good film
but she's in it
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# She has mighty norks
Mighty.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# not as mighty as mine
*flaunts uber-chebs*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Where can we find films that you have starred in?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# i have a couple
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# no!
you promised those were only for personal use, damn you!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I'm sure you'll be receiving royalties.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# i wish!
not so much as a new pair of tassles!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# did i say he could have them?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# I'll just download the torrents.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# yeh
when your boyfriend's in the mob you can afford to buy new ones. and then lie about it.

she's a talentless bitch, who got far too big a head on her shoulders from being in brookie. at one point half the under 18s in brookie and hollyoaks were at my school or had just left because one of the casting agents worked as a peripretetic drama teacher there. she was the only one to get a big head about it.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# yeah... but...
mighty norks, although if they're not real then I'm not impressed.

Actually I don't think I've ever heard her speak, let alone seen her on telly.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# hahaaha
she denies they're fake, she obviously just defies gravity in one specific area of her body
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# *reads small print in big image to see who it is*
Ah yes, Jennie Ellie, nice norks indeed.

*launches Google Image Search in new tab, Safe Search is off*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# 'nings all
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# monkey spenking?
is this a south african guide to animal abuse?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Spenking on Porm night
is ace. ACE!!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# what else is ace on porm night?
i must know!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Group belming,
followed by one on one sheep shanking.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Barry Manilow?
Don Estelle and Windsor Davis?
Murray Head?
Doctor Evadne Hinge and Dame Hilda Brackett?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# haha!~
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Got it!
Richard Harris
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# IT WAS PAUL SQUIRES!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# damn!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Post Mister at child?


(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Kelly LeBrock

'ning M3
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# 'ning!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Yeah.... 'ning m3
The rest of us aren't here!!!!

;P
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# awwww... still sour about the Orville incident?


you know, the slow kids get special treatment. New helmet every year and no one expects you to say or do anything profound.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Why I oughta....



(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# There's no "y" in ARRRRRR SHIVER ME TIMBERRRS
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# postmanbowlerhatrobotpirate?
sorry, you've lost me there
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# is it me?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# no, but you've had them all
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# MICTOMANLEY?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# i'm self-obsessed
but not that self-obsessed
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Tell us about your shits
You know you want to
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# ees
manuel, no?

or pat benatar
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Que?
/opening door to tshirt salesmen
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# ZING!
\/
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# *lines up a load of schoolchildren and gets them to sing shrilly*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BELONG
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# *rips out eardrums*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# You should hear her cover of Wuthering Heights
I do like Pat Benatar, but really... big mistake.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# When I do song related posts, they tend to stick in my mind like


an ugly girl to my arm, on Porm night.

'Ning :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# hehe
:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# porm nght
YEEEEEHAAAWWWW!!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# BOO
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# BOO WHO?
*doesn't know many ghosts*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Boo Smith,
from three doors down.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# ah, right.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Surprise spelling error
that is funnier than Prom. :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# anything is funnier than prom
/carrie white
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I love Porm night!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# there aint no cure
for the summer time blues

*loves*

anyway...im off for the 3 S'* cya later alligator!


*shit, shower shave
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# HOORAY FOR PORM.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Great stuff!
The cover by Japanese punks Guitar Wolf is a great version of this song.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# PORM
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# porm night?
hahah
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Epic spelling mistrake
Ooooo!

Arf!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# .
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# wrong challenge!
you've put this into the icon one.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Pat Benatar!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# who?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Old person.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# That's your real name?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# OH COME ON THAT WAS COMEDY GOLD
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Well, at least you enjoyed it.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Pat Benatar
pay attention!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# She's no Manilow though, is she?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# no one comes close to the majik that is Manilow
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# bumps?
birthday bumps? what are these bumps?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# looking at manilow lately
nor's he
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# she does stand heartache to heartache, though
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# and she makes no promises, or demands
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# or..
love is a battlefield
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
#
someone from eastenders?
ben elton?
a
bloke who looks a bit like bob monkhouse
dollars
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# your mum
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# PATBENATAR!
BUTCHERELTONATAR
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# {O_0}


*head explodes*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# What? Who?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# pfffft
Sex As A Weapon is a way better song tho
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# dick and qwerty
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# first try at this sequantial lark


now with added spelling changes and less question marks

( i really should spell check before i do anything else)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# cold fly?
is that like coldplay?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# intresting
I'm thinking English second language, any takers?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# poligen ha!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Krusto! Krusto!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
# haha I fucked it up completely
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# what me?
dyspraxia and not spell checking. it cunting happens all the time
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# bless
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# bumps !!!!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# flaps of the piss
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeee
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# top username!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# WHATEVER
MY SADIST
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# pfft, poor little bastard

also, "could"
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Well,
he can fly downwards.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Torville and Orville!
Ace.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# *bottom lip trembles*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)
# *pins it in place*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Muahaha
*removes pin from pre-existing lip piercing*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# damn you and your randomly
pierced bodily items
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# \o/
It's a very useful piercing. If people don't know you've got it pierced and you're not wearing anything in it all you need to freak them out is a paperclip.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# squirting water though it
must be fun
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# It's not a very attractive look mid squirt though.
But I think it's safe to say that we all pull odd faces whilst squirting, no matter where we're doing it from.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# ZOMG
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# It's a fair comment, come on.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# {>_O}


*squirts*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# exactly.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# :O


*opens wide*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I CAN'T SQUIRT FROM MY LIP PIERCING
IT MAKES ME SAD :(
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# you've got to get the skin in just the right way.
What are you wearing in it? I usually wear nothing but I can get a 1.2 in and out no problem no matter how long it's been.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# 1.6
The thinnest I have is a 1.2 in my nose, the rest is 1.6 minimum.

I'm just not made for lip squirting :(
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Hmmm, you should be able to.
I shall think upon't.

Right, laters, potaters.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Toodles, McGroodles.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Skelly!!!
SKELLY!!!
Sir T. Skellington! It is you! It is you
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# *hugs and glees*
how are you?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# I'm fine Sir
How are thee,where did you go?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# to an office
where B3ta was blocked for being "useless and vulgar"

dark dark times :(
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Useless and vulgar!!!
How very dare they!!!
Good to see you back anyhoo.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# erm...
.
.
.
.

my mind! what have you people done to my mind??
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Yeeeeeeah guttermind ftw.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# i noticed it when i put it up on the board
which was far too late
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Why?
Why don't people who think they can fly just take off from the ground?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could...
etc.

TJ (Apologies):

Does anyone know who did that pic of Nigella Lawson's cookbook that got FPed a while back? The one that says something like "Pictures of my fantastic tits (and some recipes)" on it? Cheers
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# they turned him in to Jeff Goldblum!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# yeah
i should have put more info in saying what happened
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# don't touch a thing!
it is perfect
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# don't worry
next time there will be blood and more
(if there is a next time i do this kind of stuff)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Do you now,
I've only just realised the irony of Orville not being able to fly, when his name is the same as the inventor of flight!!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# What?
So I never made the connection before!
So Sue me!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# i was thinking that
a bit of a twist
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)

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