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Gotta be better than mushroom afros!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:45,
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'ning dude!
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:46,
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DOUBLE ZAPPA!
It is the end of days.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:46,
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We've got a Z-Z at the Top of the board!
Hmm, that sounds like a good name for band...
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:48,
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Here's a better one..
Plethora Japes & The Tunics MAKE IT SEW!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:56,
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Can you go to libraries at night time?
If so then an entirely new sub-culture has just been revealed to me.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:46,
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I've been in one at 3am before.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47,
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yeah
but you were there to steal the catherine cooksons
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:48,
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yes, but what about libraries?
ho ho ho
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spacefish bong! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:49,
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Who else was there?
What were they like? Did they mutter? Have more limbs than is strictly necessary? Smell of stale piss?
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:49,
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You're just not down with the hip kids daddio!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:50,
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uni libraries you can
although a lot of em now have bloody electronic gates so only students* can sleep there *whose cheap ID cards haven't transferred their ID barcode onto the inside of their wallet
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:51,
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yeah, but you have to find an open window or something.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:51,
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you wait all night for frank zappa to turn up
then two arrive at the same time
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47,
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JUST THEN...
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:48,
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great googly moogly!
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spacefish bong! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:49,
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Mmm
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:50,
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'nings meester!
That's rather woosome.I booked the Keith Caputo tickets tonight! *bounces around in glee*
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:51,
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Cor!
Me and the missus are thinking about going too
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:53,
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Do it!
Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:56,
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I just did
tickets will come in the mail
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:06,
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Yay!
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:08,
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Just got an email from them
all is well guess I'll see you in two month's time ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:26,
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:52,
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Nicely!
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:52,
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^_^
I've done a couple more of these. I only like the Zappa one and the Brock one, though.clansoul.deviantart.com/art/Dave-Brock-78773580
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:53,
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Sheik it good now!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:54,
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now we need mugatu to post something
and we'll complete the set.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:53,
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What if I change my name to "McClanSoul"?
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:54,
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GOITRE!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:52,
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hurrah!
this makes you my zappa brother
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spacefish bong! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47,
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And no Zank!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:49,
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he's missing out
big style
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spacefish bong! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:53,
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Haha
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:49,
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I approve of this Jazz themed or orientated joke
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:58,
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:)
About as ground breaking as albums get, guess i'm getting old
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:10,
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the price of meat has just gone up
and yer old lady has just gone down
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spacefish bong! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:44,
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YES!!! *click*
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47,
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Multiple Zappas!
It's Zappageddon!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:49,
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YES YES YES!
*clicks* awesome turn of this challenge :)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:49,
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Hahaha
Great fools etc:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:49,
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Hey there brother
who you jibing with that cosmic debris?
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:49,
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I've got it!
You're an Italian!Huh? You're Jewish!?
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:57,
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Love your nails!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:11,
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Your place or mine?
AH Hah hah hah hah hah yeahs.
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:23,
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Classic
and classy
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thediscokingpin ,
Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:12,
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Brilliant!
SNAP & *click*
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:26,
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Quick and coated in breadcrumbs
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Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:41,
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They should make a 'film noir' bio-pic of his life...
and end it with 'fin'
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:42,
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Get Sean Connery and I'll greenlight the bastard.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47,
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you meant twat sean connery in the face with a 20KW green light?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:04,
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:44,
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he's jewish?
*clicks*
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:48,
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He's dead!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:51,
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..
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:38,
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'nings Archie!
Remember me? I'm Daniel Yacuntcha's mate... =)
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:39,
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hahaha, yeah, I remember him.
He's coming to the London Bash, so I shall be having words with him ;)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40,
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Are you going?
Yay!
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40,
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Ive signed up, digs sorted
so as long as I don't get shot in a tube station while I try an navigate the god awful city, I should be there :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:41,
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Hmm
you do LOOK a bit Brazilian. *worries*
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in vino veritas ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:42,
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not on my head...
*worries myself with that last comment*
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:43,
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*hands you a velvet smoking jacket*
*waggles eyebrows*
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in vino veritas ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:43,
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hahaha
I shall see what I can do before May, plenty of time to source one out
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:44,
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Ooh, watersports!
*wipes piss-soaked mind*
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:43,
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You kinky devil!
:D
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in vino veritas ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:44,
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there's a brazillion of him?
wow that's a lot
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The Tig and me ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:44,
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Try not to look too Brazilian and you should be alright
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:42,
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^this
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:45,
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Fancy that offer btw
they'll be another b3tan in tow as well :)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:46,
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aye, it's looking likely :)
will confirm in a short while, gotta sort out what time I can get down there - earlier the better I reckon
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47,
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Always with the topicality!
Woo :) Shame it's not 280px...
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in vino veritas ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:39,
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Air hellair!
*fondles all over* Y'alreet?
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:41,
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All the better for being fondled ta!
How are you and the lovely Nina?
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in vino veritas ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:41,
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We're 17 kinds of ace, ta
And we'll be even more kinds when I get my laptop fixed =)
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:44,
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Woohoo!
Just what I wanted to hear :)
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in vino veritas ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:46,
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the english patient died?
woops
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The Tig and me ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40,
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It's okay though, the memories of his forefathers will go on forever...
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:42,
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i'll miss him
unless I use my scope on my rifle THREADJACK! anyone any ideas on how to restore a really old shit photo?
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The Tig and me ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:44,
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Post it to HappyToast and pay him some money...
That's what I'd do, anyway =)
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:45,
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no
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:46,
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why did I agree to look at it
instead of following my instincts and telling them to fuck off?
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The Tig and me ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47,
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It's never too late to tell someone to fuck off.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:48,
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heheh
telling people to fuck off is both fun and stress-relieving.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:50,
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Telling who?
Is someone paying you to restore an old photo? Scan it into Tattyshop and put a filter on it, then charge them about £150 - it's what all those "Your photo onto canvas" shops do!
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:50,
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scan it in
adjust curves use the clone tool to heal cracks and shit it entirely depends what's wrong wit hit
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:48,
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^this
I've done a few old pics with a basic knowledge of those tools, and they've come out ok. managed to stitch together a great portrait shot of my grandfolks from separate pics of them, which was really great to do
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:50,
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im going to open some more wine
the answer is bound to be in there as the old bloke who's photo it is in a hospice don't think ill hang round tho i got told off 'cos I did one of a topless bird for him, my misses said it was disrespectful but when I go I want loads of nudies
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The Tig and me ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:54,
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This sort of thing is part of my job
how shit is it?
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:52,
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its a photo from a crap camera - unfocused and old
of a headstone which has family image - the only one left and he cant now visit grave. I did suggest digging up headstone and she said i'm on a sex ban for not being serious
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The Tig and me ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:57,
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it looks like a spring
or a car antenna on it's side
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40,
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rissole?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40,
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Top topical form as per normal
Bit young to die, and my Spidey senses tingle that he had much more to give us Oh well
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:43,
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I 'ris
but it certainly looks the part! :)
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:46,
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Pizza party
I love to bake pizza for my straight friends.
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Whip I'm a prostitute robot from the future ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:31,
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Haha!
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:32,
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hahahaha! gay 'em up good!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:32,
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Arf!
Needs more magenta ham though.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:32,
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I know...
I should have modeled cock features on it with the toppings, but I was too hungry.
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Whip I'm a prostitute robot from the future ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:49,
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Hunger ftw.
I would have done the same. Now make it again when you're not hungry! Simple solution.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:58,
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Your penis looks rather cheesy, you might want to wash.
Lovely looking pizza, well done.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:33,
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Cheers
It was tasty enough, I ate a ball.
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Whip I'm a prostitute robot from the future ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40,
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I hope you saved some room for pizza.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:41,
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Testicles are the size of a big bean, at most.
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Whip I'm a prostitute robot from the future ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:55,
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Hahahaha
This will be at the b3ta last supper, when Fraser betrays Rob
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:33,
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betrays?
oh you mean every Wednesday night...
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:03,
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did you feel pleasure
when they touched the ham?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:34,
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Hahaha!
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:35,
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*buys eleventy*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47,
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I want one of those
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:58,
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Mmm
cheesy knobs ftw
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thistle ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:36,
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damn I need pizza now
:)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:39,
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pizza cock had to be done.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40,
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no, that's me
i'm the one that needs cock
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:44,
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*offers pepperoni*
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:55,
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bah!
it's just not the same!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:03,
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I have a vigorous throbbing cock already
:)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:26,
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Fresh from the Peniseria?
Nice.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:39,
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That looks pretty damn yummy
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in vino veritas ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40,
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Luckily, it was....
I'm glad i didn't burn this one.
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Whip I'm a prostitute robot from the future ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:50,
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Hahaha
This is ace. Cue the cockfeeler/hamtoucher references.
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mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:55,
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Mmm nice
this is pretty much why the internet was invented
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:55,
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*sneaks onto Jessie's computer while she's at work*
'ning everyone! Loooong time no see... I'm just gonna leave this here:Even shitter Excel version Are we all well? I've missed you all...
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:24,
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Kenneth!!!!
Woo pic. Even woo-er you're here!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:25,
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Why thank you sir!
I have another entry too, this is even less worthy of its own thread than the one above...
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26,
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alas
the question heard many times a day in poundland many many times "How much is this?"
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26,
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If you were with me, the question would be
'when can we get out of this shithole'
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:27,
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sometimes they have special randomcrap in there
99% it's total crap but on occasion I have found good items. and also I buy a bag of wheat crunchies and ponder my station in life :)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:29,
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Sometimes they are useful,
but I find them horrible places to shop. Useful for stocking up on junk food before festivals, though.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:31,
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^ this
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:33,
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oh yeah, no fun
always full of people :/
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:38,
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Always crammed with people, and I've never actually seen one of them smile.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:39,
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^ this, very much so
I was in one for 30 seconds today, hence the graph
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40,
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oh god, don't
i heard someone in there saying that last week. i wanted to take her tartan trolley off her and twat her with it.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:29,
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hehe
:) some people just ain't so bright
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:30,
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nope.
i wouldn't go in there, but they sell lots of batteries and gnomes.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:33,
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The batteries aren't the best though
I bought some once as an experiment and put them in a digital camera... they didn't even last long enough to get the lens cover open! =D100% of troofs
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:34,
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yes, the highest quality (probably fake) hyundai batteries
there were some very dodgy panasonic batteries getting sold at another cheapo outlet
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:37,
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oh, i don't know
they last long enouh for me ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:42,
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is the answer usually
four for a quid?
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47,
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hello!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26,
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Alright bloke?
How's it going, you sexy lump of gingosity you?I've missed you the most
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26,
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:D
i'm doing ok, i've got to buy a new car, but apart from that...
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:29,
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Excellent.
Job/new life all okay then?
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:31,
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yeah
i jsut wish the new job i applied for would hurry up and give me an interview /building up own hopes WAAAAAY too high
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:35,
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*crosses fingers for you*
Incidentally, one of the things I have seen on here lately is you talking on the QotW about some salty deodorant thing... what is it, and where can I get some?
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:37,
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Hello there :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26,
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Good 'nings, sir.
Are you well?I've been watching the board jealously over Jessie's shoulder when I can, and I've seen some fine work posted by you... when I get my computer back I'll be able to click more often =)
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:27,
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I'm very well thanks :)
Get yourself back on here!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:34,
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As soon as my laptop's fixed I will, I promise!
Then I just need a new job where I'm allowed to use the interwebs during work hours O_o
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:37,
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Hello!!
How are you?
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:28,
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Greetings!
I'm grand ta...Apart from my lack of interwebs at the moment =/
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:31,
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:(
Hopefully that will not be an issue for long?
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:34,
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^ see reply to mofaha above...
*fingers crossed*
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:38,
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Well good luck with the laptop!
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:41,
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you get a click
and a ticket to hull many woo sir
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:29,
archived )
Why thank you kindly ;)
(
Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:30,
archived )
Haha, very good.
Woo
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:29,
archived )
=)
(
Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:33,
archived )
That's actually quite brilliant
Woooooooo
(
Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:35,
archived )
Cheers =)
(
Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47,
archived )
clickety clickety coo
(
Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:51,
archived )
Yay!
(
Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:54,
archived )
Hahahaha
The best of the few 11/9 entries I've seen.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:45,
archived )
It squeaks and eats carrion
Clicky for Griffon Vulture original
(
Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:24,
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ace!
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:24,
archived )
'ning Toasty!
Also, ^ this
(
Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:25,
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ello chap
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:27,
archived )
What a little cutie.
Woo
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:24,
archived )
That's really well done
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:24,
archived )
He works in a zoo....
He breeds 'em and just takes photos! No shopping done at all! Woo Jahled.
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26,
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Someone also put me in charge of all their images, which means I have no shortage of high-res photos to play with :)
(
Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:32,
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Some people are just blessed!!!
carry on Sir.
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:37,
archived )
Super
Shoppery!
(
Bod- wot u upto m8 ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:25,
archived )
"carry on squeaking"
the new movie
(
discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:25,
archived )
lovely work there fella!
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:25,
archived )
fablass
really nicely done, fella
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26,
archived )
*pets*
can it be milked? and as usual, ace!
(
Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:27,
archived )
?milked be it can
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:28,
archived )
aww! it looks cute
but i bet it would have my eyebrows off given the chance
(
spacefish bong! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47,
archived )
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
and before you ask, no it doesn't
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22,
archived )
Yay tiling falling spinnyheading cats.
Ack the colour. tiling
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22,
archived )
yay!~
(
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:23,
archived )
as I said, no it doesn't so don't bother
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:23,
archived )
and I didn't read that
so there! :-)
(
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:25,
archived )
why doesn't it? WHY?
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:23,
archived )
Aw. Why not?
But nice work.
(
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:23,
archived )
*Makes Rawr face*
*waits*
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:29,
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c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
(
Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:31,
archived )
?
(
ClanSoul ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:33,
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sorry, I am just being silly
(
Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:38,
archived )
I see.
Well, I don't, because I don't get the joke. But oh well ^_^
(
ClanSoul ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:41,
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It's a /b/ response
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:46,
archived )
Oh ok
(
ClanSoul ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:55,
archived )
can it be milked
/ac
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:24,
archived )
Nothing is more lovely than floaty kitten heads :)
Woo I say
(
Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:25,
archived )
Floaty pussy!!
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:27,
archived )
raining cats: check
where's the raining dogs?
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:30,
archived )
Experiments in photoshop over boredom
(
Bod- wot u upto m8 ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:21,
archived )
nice experimentation
(
Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:21,
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It should be a pot leaf
So I could say POT HEAD. JD HEAD! I like it, really. :D
(
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22,
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Cool
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22,
archived )
Now that is a VERY intense expression!
The kind of stare you do not want to be sat opposite on the train home, (the bottle sticking out of the head would be a bad sign as well) very well shopped squire
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26,
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Cool
Experiments is how you learn
(
Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:27,
archived )
mMMMMMmmM
yAY!
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:28,
archived )
Bindun?
(
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors... ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:15,
archived )
hahaha
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:15,
archived )
*groans*
woo though!
(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:17,
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Explain the joke to me :(
(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19,
archived )
John Pear Tree.
At least, that was the answer last time.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:21,
archived )
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:21,
archived )
it's a really crap
mexican song.. juan tanamera... oh gee mee juan tanamera... pardon the accent!
(
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors... ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:21,
archived )
it means girl from guantanamo
(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:23,
archived )
i can explain it in musical form
(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22,
archived )
Me too?
EDIT: Nevermind. I gets it now.
(
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:21,
archived )
What's a Tanamera?
(
nick the greek ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19,
archived )
Like a Pokemons only BEEG!
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:20,
archived )
CATCHY CATCHY
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22,
archived )
POKEYMANS!
(
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:23,
archived )
Didn't he play Jango Fett?
And all the clones for that matter?
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:21,
archived )
i'd spang you
but i'm too busy groaning
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22,
archived )
that is quite cool :)
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:23,
archived )
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:13,
archived )
pat mustard
*father Teds*
(
Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:14,
archived )
Can he put his massive tool in my box?
(
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch) ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:15,
archived )
O. C. Smith
Paul Hardcastle? no, don't tell me, it's the Buggles!
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:14,
archived )
that's great
but it's no anal rape
(
mutster101 fell over ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:15,
archived )
AHHAhhhaah
TWO IN A ROW!
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:17,
archived )
video din't kill the radio star, i did
and i ate her flesh
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:15,
archived )
ARGHHHHHHH!! I CAN'T FUCKING REWIND!!!!!
(
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:16,
archived )
:D
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19,
archived )
Oh dear! that's not Mstandot is it?
(
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:15,
archived )
Smooth or Chunky?
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:15,
archived )
Do I look Like Paul Henry?
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:16,
archived )
hahaha!
*hugs*
(
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:17,
archived )
that'll be a 'yes' then
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19,
archived )
Pat Bennie-owns synrome?
Don't get it...
(
brain_blessed ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:15,
archived )
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:17,
archived )
Pat Benatar!!
(
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:17,
archived )
hahahah
*smoosh*
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:18,
archived )
ffs!!! what the humping fluff
is that in the middle??
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:21,
archived )
a toe
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22,
archived )
A small off duty Czechaslovakian traffic warden
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:23,
archived )
a female aardvaark
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:27,
archived )
The Bolivian Navy
on manoeuvres in the South Pacific
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:37,
archived )
I thought of this today. It made me laugh.
(
brain_blessed ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:05,
archived )
oooh, that's rather splendid
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:06,
archived )
Cheers matey
(
brain_blessed ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:07,
archived )
Pat Benatar!!
(
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:07,
archived )
you're certainly all fired up tonight
(
mutster101 fell over ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:12,
archived )
It's my birthday!
and I'm off to launch rockets as soon as my boy gets out of school. :) good times!
(
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:14,
archived )
and that doesn't sound wrong at all, no :D
(
mutster101 fell over ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:16,
archived )
:)
it's our little secret
(
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22,
archived )
merry tuesday!
dare i ask how old, local boy?
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:17,
archived )
39
which I really never thought I would reach, and dare say I have no right reaching.
(
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19,
archived )
yay!
someone older than me!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:21,
archived )
huzzah!
Happy Birthday
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:17,
archived )
cheers! one more year and then I think I have to quit b3ta
(
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:21,
archived )
You're fooling noone there.
Oh, and happy birthday.
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22,
archived )
Hahahahaha
sheah, right, me too.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:24,
archived )
hehehe
excellent.
(
mutster101 fell over ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:07,
archived )
Hahah brilliant
(
ClanSoul ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:08,
archived )
hahahah excellent
and really well made too WOO
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:08,
archived )
that's great
but it's no anal rape
(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:09,
archived )
Ahhaha.
That sounds like something from 'Catchphrase'
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:11,
archived )
unlike
(
Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:15,
archived )
hahahah
gorgeous
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:16,
archived )
Haha, that doesn't look like rape.
He seems to be stern, but accepting.
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:16,
archived )
!
(
mutster101 fell over ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19,
archived )
fucking hell!
(
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19,
archived )
scary
on so many levels
(
deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19,
archived )
pff
you made me do a giggle
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:09,
archived )
Haha! Excellent
He is rather pert!
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:10,
archived )
hahaha
grand
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:11,
archived )
hahahaha!
even before i cheated for the pun, it was still a mindbendingly-good image. woo!
(
spacefish bong! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:13,
archived )
I'm rissing like the centre of a supermarket sign here
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:13,
archived )
hahaha
John Pertwee Pear Tree
(
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:16,
archived )
Ok thanks :)
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19,
archived )
you are Jonathon Ross
AICMFP also proves he does indeed visit here!
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:14,
archived )
Haha - nicely done.
You've got me spweaking wiv a funny spweach impwediment now.
(
Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:18,
archived )
And apparently typing with random 'w's in your sentences
Arf
(
brain_blessed ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:21,
archived )
I ain't saying she's a...
(
Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:03,
archived )
Yellow JCB?
RIS?
(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:04,
archived )
but she ain't messin with no broke
no broke no broke (repeat to fade so as not to offend)
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:04,
archived )
why would the word Nigel offend anyone?
(
Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:05,
archived )
i've always wondered, but apparently it does so...
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:09,
archived )
a yellow digger?
(
Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:05,
archived )
A Thread Deleter?
(
ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:09,
archived )
indeed
(
Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:10,
archived )
pink twunt
... it DOES have that picture of those two freaks kissing
(
Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:10,
archived )
A photoshopped image on b3ta?
Whatever next.
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:12,
archived )
but if you also search "anal rape"
i think you might see what he did edit: egad no, he did indeed shop it, still a twunt
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:13,
archived )
i have it in my Quick Links
(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:15,
archived )
as long as he doesn't post again
i don't care for once
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:12,
archived )
ning peeps
(
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:03,
archived )
does anyone else remember 'streetwise'?
it's the first thing i think of when i see andy serkis
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:04,
archived )
That show where Davina McCall sets up strangers on dates?
(
ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:06,
archived )
no
it was a kds soap about cycle couriers
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:09,
archived )
*searches Sky EPG for the KDS channel*
(
eXOBeX ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:53,
archived )
*puts up hand*
Vaguely ... very vaguely.
(
XLVII .uk ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:42,
archived )
this would probably be a good film
but she's in it
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:05,
archived )
She has mighty norks
Mighty.
(
durbster durbster.co.uk ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:09,
archived )
not as mighty as mine
*flaunts uber-chebs*
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:12,
archived )
Where can we find films that you have starred in?
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:13,
archived )
i have a couple
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:17,
archived )
no!
you promised those were only for personal use, damn you!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19,
archived )
I'm sure you'll be receiving royalties.
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:20,
archived )
i wish!
not so much as a new pair of tassles!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:24,
archived )
did i say he could have them?
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26,
archived )
I'll just download the torrents.
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:28,
archived )
yeh
when your boyfriend's in the mob you can afford to buy new ones. and then lie about it. she's a talentless bitch, who got far too big a head on her shoulders from being in brookie. at one point half the under 18s in brookie and hollyoaks were at my school or had just left because one of the casting agents worked as a peripretetic drama teacher there. she was the only one to get a big head about it.
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:16,
archived )
yeah... but...
mighty norks, although if they're not real then I'm not impressed. Actually I don't think I've ever heard her speak, let alone seen her on telly.
(
durbster durbster.co.uk ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:18,
archived )
hahaaha
she denies they're fake, she obviously just defies gravity in one specific area of her body
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22,
archived )
*reads small print in big image to see who it is*
Ah yes, Jennie Ellie, nice norks indeed. *launches Google Image Search in new tab, Safe Search is off*
(
eXOBeX ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:56,
archived )
'nings all
(
Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:01,
archived )
monkey spenking?
is this a south african guide to animal abuse?
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:03,
archived )
Spenking on Porm night
is ace. ACE!!!
(
robotic Loves you all, except for... ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:07,
archived )
what else is ace on porm night?
i must know!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:10,
archived )
Group belming,
followed by one on one sheep shanking.
(
robotic Loves you all, except for... ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:16,
archived )
(
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:59,
archived )
Barry Manilow?
Don Estelle and Windsor Davis? Murray Head? Doctor Evadne Hinge and Dame Hilda Brackett?
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:00,
archived )
Arf!
(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:00,
archived )
haha!~
(
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:01,
archived )
Got it!
Richard Harris
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:02,
archived )
IT WAS PAUL SQUIRES!!
(
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:03,
archived )
damn!
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:06,
archived )
Post Mister at child?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:01,
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Kelly LeBrock
'ning M3
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:01,
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'ning!
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:03,
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Yeah.... 'ning m3
The rest of us aren't here!!!! ;P
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:03,
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awwww... still sour about the Orville incident?
you know, the slow kids get special treatment. New helmet every year and no one expects you to say or do anything profound.
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:05,
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Why I oughta....
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:08,
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There's no "y" in ARRRRRR SHIVER ME TIMBERRRS
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:01,
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postmanbowlerhatrobotpirate?
sorry, you've lost me there
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:01,
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is it me?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:02,
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no, but you've had them all
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:03,
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MICTOMANLEY?
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:03,
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i'm self-obsessed
but not that self-obsessed
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:05,
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Tell us about your shits
You know you want to
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:11,
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ees
manuel, no?or pat benatar
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:04,
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Que?
/opening door to tshirt salesmen
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:06,
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ZING!
\/
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:18,
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*lines up a load of schoolchildren and gets them to sing shrilly*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BELONG
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mutster101 fell over ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:06,
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*rips out eardrums*
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:08,
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You should hear her cover of Wuthering Heights
I do like Pat Benatar, but really... big mistake.
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mutster101 fell over ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:12,
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When I do song related posts, they tend to stick in my mind like
an ugly girl to my arm, on Porm night. 'Ning :)
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robotic Loves you all, except for... ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:56,
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hehe
:)
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:57,
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porm nght
YEEEEEHAAAWWWW!!!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:58,
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BOO
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:59,
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BOO WHO?
*doesn't know many ghosts*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:00,
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Boo Smith,
from three doors down.
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:09,
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ah, right.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:15,
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Surprise spelling error
that is funnier than Prom. :)
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robotic Loves you all, except for... ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:04,
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anything is funnier than prom
/carrie white
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:08,
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I love Porm night!
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:58,
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there aint no cure
for the summer time blues *loves* anyway...im off for the 3 S'* cya later alligator! *shit, shower shave
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:58,
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HOORAY FOR PORM.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:58,
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Great stuff!
The cover by Japanese punks Guitar Wolf is a great version of this song.
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Fuiru Sting, where is thy death? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:00,
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PORM
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:10,
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porm night?
hahah
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19,
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Epic spelling mistrake
Ooooo! Arf!
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robotic Loves you all, except for... ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:23,
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.
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Mystery_Bob ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22,
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wrong challenge!
you've put this into the icon one.
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frunt It's been a while... ,
Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:55,
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...
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:44,
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Pat Benatar!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:45,
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Hurrah!
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:45,
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who?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46,
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Old person.
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46,
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That's your real name?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:47,
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OH COME ON THAT WAS COMEDY GOLD
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:56,
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Well, at least you enjoyed it.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:57,
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Pat Benatar
pay attention!
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46,
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She's no Manilow though, is she?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:47,
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no one comes close to the majik that is Manilow
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:48,
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:50,
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bumps?
birthday bumps? what are these bumps?
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:00,
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looking at manilow lately
nor's he
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:48,
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she does stand heartache to heartache, though
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:50,
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and she makes no promises, or demands
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mutster101 fell over ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:56,
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or..
love is a battlefield
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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors... ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:57,
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someone from eastenders? ben elton? a bloke who looks a bit like bob monkhousedollars
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46,
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^this
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:51,
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your mum
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:55,
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PATBENATAR!
BUTCHERELTONATAR
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46,
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{O_0}
*head explodes*
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46,
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What? Who?
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:56,
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pfffft
Sex As A Weapon is a way better song tho
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mutster101 fell over ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:57,
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dick and qwerty
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:05,
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first try at this sequantial lark
now with added spelling changes and less question marks ( i really should spell check before i do anything else)
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:29,
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cold fly?
is that like coldplay?
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:32,
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intresting
I'm thinking English second language, any takers?
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:34,
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poligen ha!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:35,
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Krusto! Krusto!
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:38,
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:38,
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haha I fucked it up completely
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:40,
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what me?
dyspraxia and not spell checking. it cunting happens all the time
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:35,
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bless
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:41,
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bumps !!!!!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46,
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flaps of the piss
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:34,
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weeeeeeeeeee
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Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:41,
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top username!
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:44,
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WHATEVER
MY SADIST
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:49,
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pfft, poor little bastard
also, "could"
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:32,
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Well,
he can fly downwards.
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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:34,
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:35,
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Torville and Orville!
Ace.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:44,
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*bottom lip trembles*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:37,
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*pins it in place*
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:38,
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Muahaha
*removes pin from pre-existing lip piercing*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:40,
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damn you and your randomly
pierced bodily items
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:42,
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\o/
It's a very useful piercing. If people don't know you've got it pierced and you're not wearing anything in it all you need to freak them out is a paperclip.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:43,
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squirting water though it
must be fun
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:44,
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It's not a very attractive look mid squirt though.
But I think it's safe to say that we all pull odd faces whilst squirting, no matter where we're doing it from.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:45,
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ZOMG
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:47,
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It's a fair comment, come on.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:47,
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{>_O}
*squirts*
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:48,
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exactly.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:49,
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:O
*opens wide*
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:50,
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I CAN'T SQUIRT FROM MY LIP PIERCING
IT MAKES ME SAD :(
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:47,
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you've got to get the skin in just the right way.
What are you wearing in it? I usually wear nothing but I can get a 1.2 in and out no problem no matter how long it's been.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:48,
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1.6
The thinnest I have is a 1.2 in my nose, the rest is 1.6 minimum. I'm just not made for lip squirting :(
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:49,
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Hmmm, you should be able to.
I shall think upon't. Right, laters, potaters.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:50,
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Toodles, McGroodles.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:51,
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Skelly!!!
SKELLY!!! Sir T. Skellington! It is you! It is you
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46,
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*hugs and glees*
how are you?
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:48,
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I'm fine Sir
How are thee,where did you go?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:50,
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to an office
where B3ta was blocked for being "useless and vulgar" dark dark times :(
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:50,
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Useless and vulgar!!!
How very dare they!!! Good to see you back anyhoo.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:52,
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erm...
. . . .my mind! what have you people done to my mind??
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:39,
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Yeeeeeeah guttermind ftw.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:41,
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i noticed it when i put it up on the board
which was far too late
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:42,
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Why?
Why don't people who think they can fly just take off from the ground?
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DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46,
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Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could...
etc. TJ (Apologies): Does anyone know who did that pic of Nigella Lawson's cookbook that got FPed a while back? The one that says something like "Pictures of my fantastic tits (and some recipes)" on it? Cheers
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Fuiru Sting, where is thy death? ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:35,
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they turned him in to Jeff Goldblum!
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:36,
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yeah
i should have put more info in saying what happened
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:39,
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don't touch a thing!
it is perfect
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:48,
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don't worry
next time there will be blood and more (if there is a next time i do this kind of stuff)
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:51,
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Do you now,
I've only just realised the irony of Orville not being able to fly, when his name is the same as the inventor of flight!!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:43,
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46,
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What?
So I never made the connection before! So Sue me!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:47,
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i was thinking that
a bit of a twist
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
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