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Happy Easter!

(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

Crikey!

Same to you!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

Nice puppi3s

Congrats to lady opposite
OR if it's a bloke... Haha Man boobs

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

You obviously work in the most wonderous office in the world!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

Yeah...

It's great...

(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

Look, not a pearoast! ;)

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..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

arf!

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

Office lol

* I haven't had one of those for ages (well since I last posted something anyway)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

I am still laughing at his ears Fwapping about

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

Heh.

Love it!

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sunny_jimbob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)

oh, that's just brilliant!

well done...

(londoner, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

'ningles chaps and chappettes

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

As compromises go

this is Woo!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

Brillyfab

also, nice name

*toddles off to change hers*

yaaaaaay!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

Cap'n John Luc Wow

is cooler :P

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

Captain Kathryn Wow would be better

but it's Shatmas, isn't it?

edit: fuck me, what an excellent website:

www.ejge.com/People/janeway.htm

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

its good but they're very much wrong

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

reason 40 is ace though.

I am Kathryn Janeway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

good name change there :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

I had to change it back :-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

why?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

Stealers.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

I have two accounts so I just steal my own name when I change it =D

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

I only have one. :-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

its easy to make another

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

Effoooooort

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

Someone may steal your name though!

(Isn't reallyThe Coast of Yemen and he can have his username back now, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

Well they will now you've reminded them.

*goes back, begrudgingly*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

Shame

James T Wow had an air of mystery around it

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

Damn,and I wanted to be Captain Wow for a bit.

(Isn't reallyThe Coast of Yemen and he can have his username back now, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

I'd never get it back, would I?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

You would.

Riverghost can have this back when he likes.
In fact he can have it back now.*chages back*

(Isn't reallyThe Coast of Yemen and he can have his username back now, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

Aye but some bastard'd nick it.

Not a nice person.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

True.

Being a regular I wouldn't upset anyone!

said too much...

(Isn't reallyThe Coast of Yemen and he can have his username back now, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

haha

ooh look, he's dribbled some chocolate mousse down himself

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

Hahaha! Brill!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

Sorry,

but it had to be done...

Me likey Ur ghosty too tho! :D

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..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

Yay :o)

(I_tickle_myself, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

Wee-oo

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)

GAH!!!

the belly button

*hides*

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

Pfft!

In other news: It's almost knocking off time and i've done fuck all work today. Have a great bank holiday weekend everyone.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

Same here

Absolutely fuck all. Happy Eastmas every one!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

hahaha fucking love it!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)

Haha! most wonderful!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

i think i just inhaled a crouton!

thats brilliant

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

I thought I'd replied to this already

obviously I hadn't, so I shall now...

hehehe
*clicks*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

you want egg?

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

sold

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

Oh, yes... yes... YES! YEEEESSSS!!!!!

I WANT EGG!!!!!!!!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

Nice...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

Fucking *click click click click click*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

Awwwwwwww is baby!

Damn you appealing to my good side. Say I'm nicer than two girls one cup.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

All together now

"Your nicer than two girls one cup"

PS I don't mean it

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

I'm sure you are much nicer than two girls and any cups.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

You'd better believe it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

Reminds me of this I did when I was drunk.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

The hand!

Oh god, the hand!

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

this is life

touch my egg

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

hahha - fuck yeah!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

*buys all the creme eggs*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

Sexeh

I was going to post some crap... but I won't now :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

I did it for you!

\o/

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

We don't watch much Sci Fi at my house

Because this happens:

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

same happens in my house - watched Sunshine last night

and at the my end my weirded-out flatmate said "please don't ever make me go into space" while hiding beneath a duvet

*click* anywai!

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

still love the fact

that danny boyle made it on a small budget so he could tell the studio to cock off with most of their "improvements"

watched a premiere of it with a Q&A afterwards, great guy

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

It was going well,

until the crispy guy turned up!
Then it just died.
Most disappointing

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

nah i liked it.

shat myself in the cinema when they had the flashes of the old crew.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

yeah I loved it

although I though the flashes were a bit out of place. Meh, Crispy guy was cool tho, and the ending worked.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

at brixton?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

I was in Liverpool

but it was the same session, Live satellite link up

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

right, I was at the bricky one

twas awesome, although the interviewer was a berk

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

I want a duvet to hide under

with someone :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

You could come and get under my lovely cashmere blanket

and watch a film if you like, that's what I'm going to do tomorrow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

Get in!

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

Get them out!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

Shake em all about.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

Yeah, no.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

It's going to RULE.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

Ooh, whatchya gonna watch?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

I'm not entirely sure.

Could be Casshern, could be Jacobs Ladder, could be Apocalypse Now, could be a girly flim....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

I have Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind to watch

or maybe The Abyss...or both!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

Phwoar, I love The Abyss.

I might watch the Day After Tomorrow. Because it's one of them films that I love and it's got Gyllenhaal in it.

Would/wouldn't?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

HAVE!

Sadly only in my mind.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

Excellent work.

I hope he was excellent. And hairy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

I have always been in love

with Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

Bit too thin for me.

Plus she's my dad's type. Her, Josie Lawrence and whatsherface out of ER. You know. Her with the curly dark hair who shagged Clooney.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

Yes I know.

She looks like the wife.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

My, that's quite frightening.

Luckily unless you lost half your body mass in a matter of hours I know you're not my dad.

I hope not. I flirt with you. That'd be awful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

I smell a sitcom!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)

Pasanonic isn't my dad, he is slim and lovely.

My dad, on the other hand, is like a sort of bigger whiter uncle Phil.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

Don't watch 10000BC

as it is fucking rubbish.
I am going to watch knight rider tonight. I expect it to be fucking rubbish.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

Oooh I'd forgotten internet films.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

You poor poor bastard...

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

Identacles?

You're cloning octopii?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

yeah

My fiancees words are not spelled right in the air, normally you can't tell, it just sounds like an East Anglian accent, but if you draw them you can see the errors

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

this is the best explanation of anything ever

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

this is probably the only ever pearoast for compo I will ever have

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

Wharf?

Right, that's my peas out of the way...
Normal service shall be resumed.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

Should have some swart there too.

Try this: www.nakka-rocketry.net/nozmach/swarf.jpg

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)

hehehe

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

Riverghost posted that last night

you lame imposter.

nothing interesting on ECR today?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

erm

I@m hoping that was humour!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

Rub & Tug

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

No I didn't

(Isn't reallyThe Coast of Yemen and he can have his username back now, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

haha, You sneaky bastard

I was going to use my account for name change protection to steal your name but you have it protected ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)

No he didn't.......

Spare accounts FTW!

(Isn't reallyThe Coast of Yemen and he can have his username back now, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

Oh right.

Cunt off then.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

Just a bit of fun Mr P.

I had no intention of keeping it.

(Isn't reallyThe Coast of Yemen and he can have his username back now, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

Do you want some insteps?

Coz them's shoes you have no chance of filling!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

All gone now.

I know I would not fill your shoes ,sir.

(Isn't reallyThe Coast of Yemen and he can have his username back now, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

size 13 blog:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

Firefly ftw

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WormuIus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

At weekends my name is Mandy

(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

NIPS!

/Ooh, this is my leventy-first post!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

ah 7 of 9

ace name, acer costume

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

oh yes..

I liked ALL her costumes.. they would look good draped over the bottom of my bed while I... well lets not go there eh ROFL

(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

Careful

She'd give you nanites.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

this was much better in my head

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

SPIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

girls?

_{zigga-zig ahhhh!}

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

and how can this be?

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WormuIus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

For he is

The kwisatz haderach

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

BSOD?

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

YES!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

*hides*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

You work for the Daily Express

AICMFP

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

*front page apologises*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

*sues*

*Prophets*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

Hahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

*Bums embassy*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

Apologise!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

I always suspected this was the case

Just so you know - the perspective isn't forced, Dat's head is as it would be in the source image

edit: This needs ANIMATION

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WormuIus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

Mind bleach please.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

After you with that...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

You might wanna wipe the vomit off first.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

open up

I have half a chocolate bar.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

*bokes*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

*hurt*

My chocolate bar and I are both lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

sorry, he said vomit, you said chocolate bar

I saw some girls and a cup.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

Me and a chocolate bar

is the exact opposite of TGOC in terms of wonderfulness.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

Allow me to store that for you.

/by name by nature blog

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

Why thank you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

What's making you sick?

Naked Data, naked Jordy, or bum love in general?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

I think it's Data's serene expression that disturbs most.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

Doesn't

touch
the
sides

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

SPACE BUMMAGE

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DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

hahahaha!!!

.
.
.
hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

haha

you are the king of France. *points*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

229 to go

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

it's gonna be horrific.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

NSFW much?

Woo though!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

I thought it would be ok

it is clearly not porn

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WormuIus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

He's clearly bumming him!

I not bothered cos I can't get on here at work,but there are others.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

I've sacked myself

3 times today and I only worked* for 20 minutes

*wrote some numbers down and gave an envelope to the post fairy

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

20 mins?

What do you pay yourself an hour?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

I take

£400 a week in wages silly. Any accountant will tell you that's the way.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

About £14 then!

If you did 37.5 hours.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

I charge

£22 an hour for a chippy which I suppose is my main trade.
I take £400 if I work or don't. The accountant insists.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

Oh.... oh my.

I am bored shitless here at work.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

today's dragging like a dog with no legs

c'mon 5 30, where are you?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

Isn't it just.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

completely!

I spent half the afternoon out lookong for a leaving present and time's still going backwards.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

I still don't go back 'til a week next wednesday!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

This opens an intresting debate...

Is that gay?

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Furness, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

only if Data

pushes back.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

But data strictly speaking isn't male

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Furness, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

Pfft...

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

hahaha!!

spang worthy!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

Romulans prefer chocolate

And balloons. Everyone likes balloons.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

RRRRRAAAAAAGH!

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

*fear and glees at the same time*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

My word

What gay legs it has.
But still very woo.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

He's not the only

gay in Westminster village.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

*RUNS*

Aaaaargh!

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Joliet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

This is possibly the greatest thing that has ever existed.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

It would appear that clock is running a bit fast

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

You've revolutionised

communication between coffee and monitors :(

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

Ahaha

That didn't half make me laugh.

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Addyjoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

Oh, good grief

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DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

What a big ben he has!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

wtf???

brilliant

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

What he said ^

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

Cripes!

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DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

He's nomming too!

Nom nom nom! :D

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..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

har har

ace!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

THIS IS THE END PEOPLE!!

*flees*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

That

with Barbie Girl playing in the background = win

(Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

Hot

Piss!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

aaaargh

He is destroying the rainforest!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

Run for the hills, before the Westminster Tower gets you!

yay!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

genius!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaates!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

Hah!

(Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

hahaha

he should try turning it off then on again
woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

It's probably given him the blue screen of death

because the hard drive is shagged

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Joliet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)

Arf!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)

gnops trek!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

They have been foomfed, not gnopsed.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

hahaha!!

worf looks excellent!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

He looks like he should have tiny door in his head.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

(have this one from the wee small hours.)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

Pffft.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

ha ha

"watch out george washington"

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

I didn't know there was Ginga in that series!

Might have to watch some of it now being as I have a hankering for a Ginga

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

Bev Crusher

is lovely.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

Lesson:

Don't stick your winkle in the serial port.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)

Hahaha! Brill!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

mnng mnng mnng mnng

mnng mnng mnng mnng
mnng mnng mnng mnng
mnng mnng mnng mnng

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

hehehe

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

Arf

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DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

Star Trace 3 'The wrath of cannae be bothered to finish the cast'

Click for bigger (393KB)

Previously on b3ta.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

do they have a Scotty brush on that website too? :D

classy stuff.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

grrr

I can see I'm going to have to make a video of the next one. Just not sure who to 'do' next.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

bones

of course.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

I have bones

chekov sulu and uhura to do. I 'may' do nurse wossname, she was in every one.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

haha ah'm jist jestin cap'n

I've not got any great ideas. Star trek gives me the droop.

Right, I'm off home. cheerios.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

laters fella

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

Mr Scott,

Talent factor 9!

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Joliet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

shit

total shit.

it looks nothing like simon pegg.

it is infact most WOO!, i saw the kirk one last night as well.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

If I get mental enough

I might do the main cast of every series including the new film. I might.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

*injects with glucose infused amphetamines*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

very woosome!!

i can't believe how little b3taering i've done today!
it's never going to hold me for four days off!!
*hands shake*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

you will need

to join me in world of warcraft.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

me computer at home in between working at the mo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

*shakes hand*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

*friendly nods*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

*licks*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

*likes*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

I keep thinking Spock has 60s-house-wife hair in that picture.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

well duh! ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

NSFW

(1.618..., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

I'll take this opertunity to say. Yay 63!

EDIT: That's a whole new meaning to a stained glass window!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

sounds like you're organising a roaring anti-climax

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

Now you just sound like my ex!:P

Anyway how could it be an anticlimax with a hog roast:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

nah!

even if only a handful turn up, it's still a night out.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

well if only a third turn up it's still 20 people!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

Ewwww

Is that Jade Goody?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

*fears the click*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Don't fear the clicker

do!do!do!do!do!do!do!do!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

Click away from the link

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

Bastard!

He promised me that photo would be for his private collection only!

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Joliet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

You look like that!

*combs hair*
*straightens collar*

Well hello there....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

When there's creme eggs on offer

I'll look like anything you want me to.

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Joliet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

Haha!

My step daughter has returned from school wanting chocolate!
I know we haven't any in the house, beacause if there was, i'd found it and eaten it, long ago!
Now I need some!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

Send her round the neighbours houses

saying she's collecting Easter Eggs for the local childrens ward and would they like to donate any chocolate eggs.

Then scoff the proceeds.

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Joliet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

mmmmmmmmm

sticky

THATS how to eat it

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

I'll have a 'P'

please Bob :)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

HAHAHA!

Beautiful.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

yoinks!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

hahaha

How do you eat yours?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

Hahahaha!

But Euueeuw
I will never feel the same again when I am licking it out.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

Billy Piper?

(phoenixmay Put some depleted uranium on it!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

(1.618..., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

Just daft! Spocks honour

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

Hahaha!

Daft indeed!

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Joliet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

Nooooooooooooo!

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

hahaha that is nervous-tick-tastic

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

Seasonful Greetings

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)

Engage!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

i knew you had a fair few creme egg images

and your trek output is legendary, but i hadn't seen a combination until now.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

There's a fair few creme egg images in the pipeline for this easter as well ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

choccy not good for the headaches

nawty TGA.

be like Lord Thor and stay aay fromthe choccy (15 years now).

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

Uh-oh!

Easter...you're not gonna repost all your creme egg pics are you?

;P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

I already have ;)

I have some more lined up for this year as well :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

Easter!

No, I shan't compo it. Picard is Next Gen, Shatner is TOS.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

awww

all the wrongness of Easter

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

greetings of the season

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

Probably my last chance to pea before going home, so...

so...

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Joliet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

We lub the jeebus.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

Hooray for jeebus

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

Seamless, mature and topical

gold star!

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

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