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# Tour De Somewhere
(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 7:39, archived)
# oooh
thats rather nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 7:43, archived)
# Nice style
:)
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 7:45, archived)
# Cough a lung up in that much smog.
Very Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 7:48, archived)
# looks like Lake Como
the jewel in the crown of Ribblesdale

and very nice it is too
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# Noice
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:09, archived)
# Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:47, archived)
[challenge entry] starn trek.


click for biggerer, won't you please? (110KB)

for those who say "ris?", mike and doug starn are twins who work in and around photography and printmaking. i made this in photoshop but thought about handmaking it - emulating their techniques is quite a lot of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Thanks for introducing me to starn
your picture is super too. starn.
(pirateneddy, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:30, archived)
# thank you. glad to be of service.
a photographer friend introduced me to them when i was in uni. a while after i graduated they did the cover and liner notes for an elektra records compilation, rubaiyat, which i bought primarily for the cover. i do like their work.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:37, archived)
# that took some work...
...talent that is!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:31, archived)
# thanks.
was easy to 'shop, really, but fun.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:38, archived)
# Getting quite artfaggy this evening.
Woo and ning pb.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:34, archived)
[challenge entry] heh. i will now get back to the usual programmed silliness and cheap jokes....

gah, i now have three pics in this compo and i don't even much like star trek.

edit: hallo thar! how's the wet coast?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:41, archived)
# Still too cold!
Lots of trees starting but still cold.
And, yes, was quite wet last couple days.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:49, archived)
# i'm still jealous of your climate.
i've tinkered with the idea of moving but i seem to have settled, much like a collapsing outhouse.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:55, archived)
# Grow gills first.
I didn't and could sure use them here. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)
# nah, i'll just emulate the mighty walrus and breathe with my lungs.
and turn grey and keep my blubber farm growing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 4:18, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:57, archived)
# thanks, mister.
how goes the world for you?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 4:00, archived)
# yeah,
it goes alright I suppose. More motivation would be good but, meh.
Hows yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)
# in a valley, hopefully approaching a hill.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 4:21, archived)
# YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS....
www3.barnesy.org/links/Not_your_typical_dug_bust_footage
/CROSS POSTING WHORE
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 4:46, archived)
# i could only watch it once before the video locked up.
i saw a guy carrying a box out non-chalantly while the newsbot babbled on about high-security steel doors - was that the joke?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 5:01, archived)
# dont care much for the subject matter....
but the pic is fucking awesome - i checked out starn and am gobsmacked!
Woo to all 3 of you!
i came i saw i *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:50, archived)
[challenge entry] ...if the Enterprise is rockin'..........don't bother knockin'...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:26, archived)
# i wonder what colour and gender kirk is shagging tonight?
sorry for posting on top of you, i hadn't seen yours when i was compiling my post.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:28, archived)
# yeah...maybe he'll settle for an earthling!...*yuk*...could you imagine?!...
(no problem dude!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:35, archived)
# yummy...i could watch that all day!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:43, archived)
# I found an earlier version of the source gif
and should redo it without speckles.

As I could that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:50, archived)
# cheers.
i had an earthling once, it was chewy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:43, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:29, archived)
# shup...
O_-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:34, archived)
# Eat Feet
(pirateneddy, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)
# pritty colours
..
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:14, archived)
# FOOT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:22, archived)
# haha! jellybeing sexviolence!
clickety-click.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:32, archived)
# that red dude looks crazy!...
...i'll kick his ass!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:33, archived)
# There is no enemy - anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)
# shiny!
nice apple of dischord
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)
# *masters the art of karate*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)
# fuck yeah
www.cifras.com.br/arquivos/midis/4112.mid
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:03, archived)
[challenge entry] not worth a thread
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:13, archived)
# doesn't he look a bit like tom waits?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)
# something new

cfb, monotype, ink on Reaves BFK.

Wanted to have her head tilted, but it just looks way too out of alignment. Basically done by taking intaglio ink, watering it down with mineral spirits, and painting the picture onto a zinc plate, then running it through the press. Had a heck of a time doing it until i started working around the figure, and not trying to paint the figure itself. Watch out, now that i know how to do these...
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# oooh, that's awesome!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# *wanders back quickly*
I know I was going to bed but I just found this
www.eatatbigfoot.com/sasquatch-challenge/
7mins by god... 7mins
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)
# and this


THE SASQUATCH — The legend lives here! 4 pounds of pure beef, on a fresh baked bun, topped with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, and cheese. If you and only you eat it ALL, plus the fixings, in under 60 minutes it's on us, not to mention that you get your picture on the Big Foot wall of fame...21.99


its only £10.50
fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# 4 pounds is a shit lot of beef.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)
# for a tenner? not enough i say!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Burger £10
Flights £ A few hundered
Face in the hall of fame - Priceless
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# inevitable heart attack and bowel cancer: costly
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Its america
its bound to happen
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)
# I would have definitely done this a couple of years ago.
I'm still a fat bastard, but less good at putting away the sheer volume of food necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)
# i'm a skinny little runt
considering I eat 3 - 4 big meals a day I'm fucking dreading my metabolism slowing down :S
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)
# I've started to eat healthier now,
but as I can cook it's not so bad. I seem to have gone down a few jean sizes in the last few months more or less by accident.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# i managed to lose half a stone by accident when i started cooking for myself
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)
# I'm quite alarmed that I just downsized to 32 inch waist jeans, and now they're almost falling down.
I obviously need more pies.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)
# wait, 32" is fat bastard? when did this happen?
am i fatter than I thought?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:33, archived)
# I still eat lots of fatty meat and butter, so I feel like I'm a fat bastard.
But I also eat plenty of veg, and somehow manage to keep a skinny bastard physique.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)
# ah same, I think there's a picture in an attic somewhere of me
that just keeps getting fatter and fatter and fatter
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Since I started having toast for breakfast, it's obscene the amount of butter I've been putting away.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)
# IM THERE!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# 'im where?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)
# booking flights to memphis
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# oh 'im over there?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)
# bah!
hamateurs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# don't be so bullish
but seriously, burger me thats a big meal.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# i could take it
i love the meat
/obligatory cock joke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)
# jesus!
Okay. I'm seriously up for this challenge. My 30th in July. Let's have us a fucking Memphis Bash!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# How much are flights - memphis is west coast isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)
# nah, in the middle....
kinda....
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)
# hmmm
get a placement in industry
OR
got to memphis and give myself a heartattack....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Get a placement in the fast food industry.
These don't have to be mutually exclusive.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWjhi-LtB6g
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)
# damn that guy did rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)
# *slap*
its Tennessee. smack bang in the middle
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# god.... don't tempt me.....
i'm so poor and i really want to get out to texas over the summer.

get your pretty stoned before you start...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)
# hahaha, let's have an elongated b3ta sabbatical bash.
Hire a winnebago, tour the states. Take the burger challenge each city has to offer. we could blog it and getit sponsored by Andrews Antacid or summat
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:27, archived)
# hahaha
now that sounds like something i would read

or even better get more4 to document it
they paid for dave gorman to go across the states without giving any money to the man
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)
# right... i need a job...
that sounds fun
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)
# it's a deal then.
Right guys. Off to bed. Work at 6am tomorrow.

I reckon we could find the right sponsors, and this trip could pay for itself. After all, the meals are free if we eat em!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:33, archived)
# I would like to sign up for this so long as it happens after September.
I trust my stomach to pay its own way.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:37, archived)
# haha
maybe we could get a reality tv show out of it . "which fat bastard will explode first?"

William hill could take bets
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:43, archived)
# We should all put in 5 or 10 pounds, and the last one to finish eating can take it all.
Bring some more competitiveness to the proceedings.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)
# fucking a'!
we'll discuss this further.

night all. happy hangover porsche!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)
# I've got to go back to Leeds tomorrow, as well.
I'm hoping to stay on b3ta long enough to recover. Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:43, archived)
# sweet jesus
an american b3ta bash? sounds good to me. Memphis is a bit far but do-able.

Seriously, get it on the calendar. I'll start practicing a british accent immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:33, archived)
# You doing any hard acid etching yet?
Some of these could stand to have a few hundred run off.

edit: That ass is ace BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)
# soon, in a week or two
working on drypoint / intaglio next, then etch, litho and silkscreen.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Good!
Look forward to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# thats is cocking nice
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# B3ta definately needs more fine art.
How are you on sculpture? I've done a few crappy wooden carved sculptures in my time, but tended to consistantly use the wrong type of wood then promise never to do them again.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)
# never tried
someday, possibly maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Well you've done wood cuts.
So if you do a wooden sculpture, it's basically the same carving method. (presuming you used the same carving method I did, which were basically lino cutting type tools)
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)
# very nice
if you look at just the top inch or so, it looks like as bear licking honey off its paw.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# hahaha
Damn you, now all I can see is this! :)

Edit: While conversing with a tree!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)
# tell me it doesn't and i'll call you a liar ;)
you know you want to see the bear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# B3ta certainley needs more bears.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)
# what's big, white and has mood swings?
a bi-polar bear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Oh dear.
B3ta doesn't need this.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)
# you sure
I quite enjoyed it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Please ignore me, I'm fairly drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# i enjoy many things
such as licking salad cream off the back of my hand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# i has nothing
just playing itunes tennis with flatmate
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)
# fuck the tennis
just play with the flatmates
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)
# I'm currently in a house with only my mother,
what do I do?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# sellotape things to her
when you walk past her. see how many things you can attach before she asks you what the fuck you're doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)
# She's still fairly sharp, I don't think I'd get far.
Sill, I'll try tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)
# it's a good substitute
for cat buckaroo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)
# I'll feed her spirits until she falls asleep, then pile on objects.
I only have till about 3, and I intend to sleep most of that time, but I'll do my best.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)
# you're going to get your mum drunk?
what exactly are you planning to balance on her, pervy?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)
# I can't tell you that.
You might tell the police.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)
# hmmm
*takes notes*
*informs relevant authorities*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I didn't burn her.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)
# too soggy, eh?
that'll be all the alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)
# OK, that's it, you're next.
*plies with brandy and cigars*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)
# *drunkens*
*smokes*
*collapses*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Hurray!
*drags off to lair*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:59, archived)
# nice lair!
it's amazing what you can do with some flock wallpaper and a few scatter cushions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:02, archived)
# I chose the shade of beige myself.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:05, archived)
# suave bugger!
sod it, i'm off to bed, my tummy is squirly from 5 pints of strongbow. nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Do you really want the answer to that question?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)
# I reserve the right to ignore/scorn you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)
# hahahaha
I wont say anything then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)
# I'm eternally trying to decide between salad cream and mayonnaise.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# salad cream is wonderful, truly the pus of the gods
although mayo makes the utterly delicious chicken mayo on toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# They're both so awesome I struggle to choose between them.
I think if I was pushed, I'd choose mayonnaise.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# have both
that's the best way
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Wise words indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:52, archived)
# "This sounds like a job for Bi-polar Bear!
If only I could get out of bed."

/The Tick blog
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:04, archived)
# bed is good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:04, archived)
# pssst
hey, tree, you know where i can get some good pollen?? i've got the honey, but honey's nothing without the pollen, man. come on, if you get me some pollen, i'll let you come with me to pete's party next weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# That's lovely.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# This is rather nice,
help yourself to a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Fuck yeah
I absolutely love your print stuff. This is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)
# this is excellent. probably my favourite of yours so far.
very sensual, and a wonderful sense of movement in the entire of piece.

bravo.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Oh wow!
I really love these.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] God knows what this is...my holiday snap most likley..
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
Nicely shopped
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# shat
and whos body?
reminds me of this one i did
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Some Moorish fella or somthing...
It was in some castle in Portugal...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# oh
we've got lots of moors around my neck of the woods
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Ilkly Moor Baht'at...
And what not...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# oh yes
tis easy to get lost on them. and its best to stick to the roads, theres wolves (sheep really) about...
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)
# That and
Lads "courting" lasses, with out a hat, and nearly dying..apparently.. Why is that the Yorkshire "national anthem"??
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# heh.
i assume he aspires to a statue far larger.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 4:03, archived)
# edit: so yeah, people nicking b3tans stuff is crap innit? *blush*


(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# haha what
you've gotten so many things mixed up and wrong I've become lost in my own mind trying to make sense of it all
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# *gets lost inside own arse*
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)
# it is good to rage at those damn creativity thieves every once in a while though.
even if we end up lynching the occasional innocent person. it's for the greater good.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# *chants*
greater good greater good
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Oh dear.
That was made by Joel Veitch, AKA Stallion Explosion. He is also creator of rathergood. Good looking out but a little wide of the mark.

Edit: www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=10
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)
# ah good ok then....
i wasn't sure if i was going mad, i looked on the rathergood website and could see any mention on it. so Mr Red-wine told me to get angry. I think I might be getting near bedtime...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Perhaps mate.
Your heart was in the right place though. I too am going to hit the sack. Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# night man
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I think that very much involved b3ta people.
But nonetheless, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Not to mention that style is/has been rediscovered every few years since 1897.
And they[early animators] ripped the structure from novelty cards and popup books.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# it was mostly the voice that i picked up on....
which with a second thought i should have thought....

ah fuck it, i'm taking this body to bed. i'll catch you all tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Cya!
Sleep well.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/talk/4101697
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Hahaha...
..
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# i feel so ashamed
ah well, head held high I accept my foolishness
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Hahahah
They are cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)
# i'm sad i missed the original.
but good on you for positive bluster, and i always love that thread that k. stoat linked to.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 4:09, archived)
# If Islam is correct I'm going to hell
so why not this then..

this was a two minute quickie:

"Beef Burka"

(Skcone, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Easy on the relish for me, please.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Hold the pickles for me . . .
otherwise . . . pretty heavy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# get me a sasquatch burger and i'll put a word in for you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# mmmmm thasss a fucking big burger!
www.bigfootlodgememphis.com/1186477.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# 11 minutes?
Jesus! In a former life he must have been a domestic landfill!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# I rekon I could do it in 10
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# o_O
you're a monster
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# We did armabreaddon
1 Loaf - 1 hour - is it possible - yes it is

and I managed a whole pack of party rings in sub 5 mins
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# 1 loaf 1 hour?
I can demolish a whole fresh and still warm loaf from the bakers in under ten minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# easy money
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# It always goes much faster when it's still warm and the butter melts into it...
*mops mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Its harder then you think
but we went to the pub afterwards
more yeast wasnt advised
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# hahahaha,,,
Tell me about it. I still do it far too much. A few pints, a couple of biftas, a loaf of bread at 3am straight from the oven. It takes minutes to eat and what felt like three quarters of an hour to give birth to a baby elephant.

In hindsight, maybe it should not have been whole grain.......
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# haha
baby elephant!

I prefer reverse parking a brown volvo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Cook a meat loaf in the porcelain saucepan
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# hahaha
giving birth to dead baby otters is all ive got left

Depends how it rates on this tho:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# hahaha!
I could eat it in the 60 minutes without a shadow of a doubt. As long as I could swap the tomatoes for something else. Double meat, maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# fancy a trip to memphis?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# eating that has got to go on my list
of things to do before I die
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# oh yes.
Just for god sake, no tomato. Give me extra pickles if you must, but eating tomato is like biting into a boil.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)
# ok give me time to earn enough money then we're bashing it to memphis
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# it's a deal!
then afterwards can we go out for a decent steak?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I can imagine the interview with the bank manager to get the loan
"So why do you need this money?"

"To go to america to eat a burger"

"Ok, here you go"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# hahaha
that will take off a couple of ounces of the 7 and a half pound monster.
and if 1100 people have already failed - cant be THAT hard
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I prefer quarter pounders.
OJ: A lady opens her fridge one day and finds Jonathan Ross sitting on the middle shelf, reading a book.

"uh... what're you doing in there?" she asks.

"This is a Westinghouse isn't it?", Johnathan enquired.

"Yes..." the lady replied.

"Well I'm westing!" he said.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# pfffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# burger burger burka burger gerber burka
(maninthespoon, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# all the juices and bits please
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# hahaha
"if you enjoyed our "Beef Burka" you may also enjoy our famous "Iraq o' ribs", our "Coq au Van(quish the infidel)" or our Islam(b Tikka Bhuna)"
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Ok, I think you've had enough.
Take those puns outside, you're embarrassing us.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Syria-sly?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# There's just no (muslim)it to your puns.
Should I allah you to keep posting such rubbish?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# hahaha
as the song by the Beautiful South goes, I shall

"Qur’an regardless" :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Martyr suggest you stop?
I think I'd prophe(r)t if you did.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# your popularity has just bombed in Mecca
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# To be fair,
they were praying on me from the start. I think it's their Shi'a weather. It's never Sunni.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# hahaha
you're "adab" hand at this! To be fair, maybe we should "Bid'a" time and stop "munkar"ying around!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Jihad to go there didn't you?
I mosque admit, I don't know anymore Islamis words and using wikipedia is against the punner's code (which I just made up) so I'm going to bow out.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# tehehehe. this makes me hungry.
god i'm tragic, watching drop the dead donkey clips on youtube

youtube.com/watch?v=sLZ1LT0kd-4
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I miss that programme infintely.
And I've got testicles! Imagine that!
Edit: I feel like a spanner. I was thinking of Smack the Pony. Anyway, I stand by it.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# it was gooodness
youtube.com/watch?v=gbXYnisZP9c&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# *points and laughs at the geek*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# *rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Oh yeah, that's the good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Hahahah!
I loved Drop The Dead Donkey!

I was studying journalism at the time, so it was practically research! I managed to download a load of episodes a while back - much slightly untopical satirical fun was had by all :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# i'm assuming it's all on dvd now, so when i get some pennies i might have to treat myself
youtube.com/watch?v=770jzS3L2Eo
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# There's a box set of the first n series.
Where n = a number. Possibly 4, I forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# oh yes
thats brill i need to get it on dvd or on my comp
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# *buns embassy*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# damn,
Now I am hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# i'd jihad it
*burns embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)
# erm just read the newsletter
I did this ages ago:

I bring you "Mu'ham'ed"

(Skcone, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# *bums embassey
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# he seems very happy.
Perhaps he's particularly fond of burning embassies.
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# in fact, this:
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# i was just making that,
bastard....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# hah! woo, first time I've ever been first off the draw!
'naw git on yer hoss and git outta this town, filthy varmint'
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# "Take 'em to missouri"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# WRRREEEEAAAAK! WRRREEEEAAAAK!
WRRREEEEAAAAK!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# haha
Ide worship it
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# I want to make sweet love to this.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# sloppy seconds mate
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# So long as it's recognisable, I'm happy.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Was the dual meaning of that intentional?
It's quite unusual for me to see banal meanings in explicit phrases rather than the other way.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I expect I'd be right with you if I wasn't so drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# hahahahhahaha
I LOVE THIS ON SO MANY LEVELS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# don't ham a cow man
badum thish
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# ooo a pretty picture, can you guess what it is?
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# a condom that has been twisted into an odd shape?
i cannot figure out what that is for the life of me.

edit: it's a "2359900174_a63050545e", am i right?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# nah clearly the f model...
*duh*
;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Is it a boat?
It's a boat isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# i hope it's a nice boat
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# It's a boat.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# i hope it's a nice boat
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I like boats
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# i like nice boats.
and gunboats.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I like shooting boats.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Only the ones that aren't nice, I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Well, I'm not picky.
Are you a boat?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Not any more :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I'm afraid I have to destroy you :(
I'm so sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I knew this day would come.
I'm prepared for death.
Prepared... WITH FIFTEEN TONS OF PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE, CUNNINGLY CONCEALED IN MY SNUFFBOX!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# OH FUCK!
I tried to steal your snuff, but I only snuffed my own doom :(
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I think we are gonna need a bigger boat
.
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# hes a stoat silly
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# It's a contraction.
I used to be a Stripy Boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# ooh ooh!
One of those compact fluorescents -- the turkey twizzler style ones. Inside a home-made paper lamp-shade? Fab picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# correct
Its actually this:

www.flickr.com/photos/soundman/98379289/in/set-72157603803555600/

but the shade is completely fucked now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# i was close
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# So, having passed this test, Mr Nice, your suggested career path is...
Estate agent, lighting engineer, or forestry worker.
(your puddy tat photo is lovelty, too)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Ah, I see it now!
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# aww, sweet cat.
*complains for the thirtieth time about the crap interface that flickr has. if i click from here to there, i want to add you as a contact and not muck about signing in first*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 4:28, archived)
# biscuit
please say biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Its a biscuit*
Hooray!



* may be lies
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Woooo
oh wait
:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# it's one of those Troll doll things that they used to make. You know, the little plastic fucker with the crazy hair.
Only someone's tried to bind it in a straitjacket and it didn't like it so it altered its own reality to a more spherical state.

am i right?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# It's the rotten probes of my reality,
strafing out into tendrill space.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I'm going to strafe into your tendrill space,
if you're not careful.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# I'm not careful.
I thought that was immediately obvious by the fact that I could not properly maintain my probes and allowed them to rot.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I don't feel that I'm in a position to comment on that status of your probes.
I assume they're all delightful.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
#
Anything to do with Ouroboros?
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Superman's navel . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Have a feeling I will be using this for a bit.... *hides under desk
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I CAN SEE YOU
completely unrelated, but b3ta needs more jesus
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# moar? fucking crossdresser
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
We need to publish all these in some kind of annual and then send it to as many religious people as possible.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# i wish i had the organisational prowess to do this.
we could collect the mohammed ones as well
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# from over the weekend...
(londoner, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I think I forgot to comment on this at the time.
So I'll woo it now. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# thank you

(londoner, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# It's nicely done,
and I can barely hide my jealously.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# i think for once i got the movement right...
I've usually gotten bored with what I'm doing by the time I take it into Image Ready!
(londoner, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Cheers,
but there's just something right about that.
And even if there are any seams, it happens fast enough to pass them by.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# i like you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# does this mean we can keep him?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# leave poor steptoe alone...
*does a youtube*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] "SPOCK! I told you to put a block on all Thermian transmissions!"
"those goddamned freeloaders..."
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# needs more
nsfw...
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# i love this movie
alan rickman (who is not rick wakeman) is so good in it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# by Grabthars' Hammer he was good in it
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# by the Sons of Warvan... you shall be... avenged.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# *covets*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
That man, and bit in particular are considered brilliant in my home.

I adore you for making this possible.

The words you could have had though.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Space cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Beware the Eye!


I don't know why.
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Make it orange and flaming.
Then make my computer monitor scream and bleed and you'll be onto a winner.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# orange and flaming?
It was enough of a struggle for me to make the seams the tiny bit less obvious as they are now!

Advice welcome on what tweaks, knobs and switches I needed to throw to make it better.
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# also, I am alone in thinking it weird that I have the Ignore option visible on my own (meagre) contributions?
What happens if I were to attempt the cheeky self-ignore?!
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Possibly nothing due to physical laws of paradox prevention.
Who knows.

Also I was referencing Sauron's eye if you were wondering. Perhaps they dug him up and used him to power the Enterprise.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# got the reference
don't got the shopping skills!
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# i dunno hang on i've got a spare account i'll try
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# no i won't because its not quite newbie tuesday yet
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# be careful! and whatever you do, don't cross the streams! never cross the streams!
(got my compulsory daily Ghostbusters reference in already, and the day's only 42mins old. Efficiency tick)
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Sauron cat likes this

fucksocks, i forgot to change back to jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# *nazi filesize checks*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Light paint


More fun than mspaint....
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# wow that looks fun
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I was convinced that said 'Scrotum', but now I'm not so sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# \o/
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# i see
a deformed Snoopy, colliding with himself in a catastrophic implosion in an attempt to create words in order to communicate.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# I see Snoopy
eating charlie brown
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
#
brown sheen
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# can snoopy be any more deformed than he already is and still be recognisable?
he's a tumour with ears to begin with.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)
# GROTUS!
yay.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 4:20, archived)
# RPBHM, seeing as it's slow at the moment (please dont burn/kill/rape me!)


Click for bigger (108KB)

Crosby Beach, one of the lovely iron fellas. You can kinda see one of the more far-out dudes (far out to sea, not as in surfer slang) in the background, to the iron man's left.
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# i'm not going to enjoy it either..but i just have to...
*RAPES*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# thats pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# BUT WE LOVE RAPE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# *RAPES*
NOW START CRYING BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Cool!
That's really gorgeous. I like the lighting.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# yeah, I really liked the lighting too, which is why I thought I'd break my 'don't post for fear of the unknown' rule
well, not so much a rule, more a way of excusing shameless lurking and tattyshopping-lackage, skill-wise.
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# ^This
And goodnight lovely person.
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I friended
you on flickr btw, incase you condered who the random person was.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# i will kill you rape you and then burn you
and then rape you again
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# i live 5 minutes away from crosby beach.
the iron men are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# and while I'm RPBHMing, there's this too, illustrating how absurdly long my legs are.
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# IRON MAN.
RAWR.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:57, archived)
# .

And as a one off, I've not used comic sans as the font.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# YAY
HAPPY B3TADAY
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# *awaits kk's emo cake =)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# HUZZAH, A PIKTOOR!
and HUZZAH FOR YOU!

happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# WOOO
HAPPY CANDLE DAY!

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Hurrah!
On a unrelated note, I've not seen proj for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# he probably had an epileptic fit from walking across a zebra crossing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I laughed and now I feel bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
I feel terrible, I cannot stop laughing!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# congratulations on your quadruple candleosity
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
For those who want their eyes soothed (like me) this should do the trick.

Soothe my eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# why did i click it? why?
i knew what it was going to be and i... still... fucking... clicked! what the fuck is wrong with me?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Don't be so hard on yourself
I am not usually the type for such things but decided to act a bit out of character.

That plus I am such a click whore that I am always getting "done" and decided to get revenge :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# i think on a subconscious level i just really like horses
I keep getting done my the weird dancing man with the horses head
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I love that.
To an unnatural level.

Possibly because I imagine the 'My Lovely Horse' song playing when I watch it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# whats the link to that?
i'm going to start attacking people
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
#
A cure for I Love Horses
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# FUCK ME ITS HUGE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
#
Please think about what you just said...
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# hahaha
*previous post does not imply I want to be fucked by huge zebra cock*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Blimmy!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
i love you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I hate you.
3rd time today that's happened to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
#
Sure it soothes my eyes, but it's much more soothing to my ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# hahahah
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# happy b3taday! four more years!

(maninthespoon, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# happy day.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:50, archived)
# I was going to do this terrible pun
for the challenge but searching for source images showed I'd been beaten to it...

www.fugly.com/pictures/9249/Make_it_Sew.html

*lurks*
(drudge_dread, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# 5 years you've been here!
gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I've been in hiding
after previous pun incursions
(drudge_dread, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# hide more.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# OUCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# ello you
howdo?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Ohhhhh, nottttooo bad, taaaaa!
And how are yoooou?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# i'm pretty good!
finished dissertation, had three days in amsterdam, am now home with a mountain of chocolate and twho whole weeks off before Frantic Revision Time. hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Cheeky git.
Start working NOW. I will not take no for an answer. Quickly, young lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# but.. but.. i need time off or my brain will asplode!
*lip quivers*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# *grabs lip*
*gives evils*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# good evils
or bad evils?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# It's been a long day... I forget.
I think I'm gonna hit the hay. Then go to sleep.

NUIGHTNGIGIGHTHTNGIGHGTIGHG INTERNET PEOPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# like you can talk :)
www.b3ta.com/board/8214461
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I'm a complete cunt though...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# i quit smoking
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I quit B3ta.
This is an illusion.

BUT WELL DONE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# whoaaa....
so i'm talking to a ttssattr delirium tremens? cool....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I quit smoking about a month ago
But then made up for that by smoking a hell of a lot more weed.

So then I decided to give that up too.

Now I'm miserable AND grumpy.

*hisses*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Drink more!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Beat you to it
*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# i quit 8 weeks ago
and i still want a smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I know how you feel.
I also know that there's a packet of fags about 3 feet to my right.

*resists*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# when ladywoman gets back its going to hard as she smokes like a fucking chimmney
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# gets back
from where?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# From nowhere.
He was just saying that 'baby got back'.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# she's at home in Roma at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# That makes sense.
The Italians almost smoke as much as the French.

Yet amazingly I never took up smoking, despite both parents and siblings smoking and being half Italian and constantly visiting the smoke-at-the-dinnertable rural hellhole in south Italy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# urgh i hate dinner table smokers
its horrible.
i've actually found the quitting really easy (ha, like the last 10 times) its the fact that i actually don't want to quit but just love smoking thats the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I can't say I know the feeling.
I've never honestly say down and thought "I hate that i'm not inhaling hot smoke right now".
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# i had to get rid of everything
i was looking for ciggy papers the other day after my mate only smoked half a ciggy. i was going to make a rollie out of it when she'd gone :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# One of my friends used to roll
their fags over their keyboard.

One day, after running out of bacci, they got so desperate that they tipped their keyboard upside down, and rolled what fell out.

Good god it was disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# i've made rollys out of ashtray gubbinz before
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# i've done something similar with weed
i wrapped sellotape around my hands and patted the carpet for bits of weed. i did get enough for 3 joints, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# 3 joints?
how bad can you be at rolling to spill that much? =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# i was shit at it
i had to get a rolling machine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Like one of those ferrets attached to the ball?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# not quite
but ferret balls are fun to watch when you're stoned
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# there is nothing fun about being stoned
its unpleasently like being drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# i've replaced it with coffee
so i'm grumpy AND snippy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# fuck i still spelt it wrong when i was fucking copying it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
THERE ARE SO MANY LETTERS IN SO MANY PLACES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Rofl
lol
(drudge_dread, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I'd run if I was you.
Nevermind lurking.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Lurk more.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# What the fuck is going on this week?
I think I've seem more hooge piktoors and piktoorless threads than I have in the last 3 years...

It's all a conspiracy against me isnt it? *shifty eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
#
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# bastard :P
I pressed return instead of tab... ninja'd better though =)
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# thats brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# why isnt that purple for me?
GAH
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# you're fired.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# No Hardeep!
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# see, what you've done wrong
is informing us. What you should have done is though 'ah, so I best think of another one then', then having thought of another and made an appropriate image of it, posted THAT on here.

*nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# 'ello there
*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# *steals cap*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Wotcher laddie
*doffs tricorner*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Wise
Will do
(drudge_dread, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Anyone else?
While I'm feeling informative?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Depends on the type of wood.
Now your pine, you're talking a 5 inch by 1 inch by 1 inch baton, whereas balsa he could probably lob twice that amount.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# DEEP-FRIED KRAKEN
with some sauce
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Error: does not compute
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Approximately
900 time his own body weight in a lifetime*






*based on rough estimates.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# How much is that in quarts?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# How is it best to please a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# *doffs newly aquired cap*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# *steals*
*provides to Bedlam*
*smacks on nose with rolled up newspaper*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# *reclaims cap*
*superglues cap to head*
*sulks*

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# The fuck are you sulking for?
I hit HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# oh... right then...
thats good then. I thought I was being punished for getting bullied by the big kids... *flashes back to primary school*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Nah, I couldn't be a bully.
Well, except for THAT way, but no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# not going to ask what that way is.
bullys suck.

in other news i've reconsidered starr, he should played by Tim Roth now. I forgot he lost his tackle to the dog. I don't want to patrick stewart emasculated.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Oooh, nice choice.
I'm currently considering my choice for Starr.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# i just finished reading them again last night.
Fuck cassidy's redemption got me again. Those last few pages make me proper misty eyed. Also Jodie should be Robert Carlisle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I am going to reread soon
but I don't know when, manwife's currently reading them all for the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# cool where's he up to?
I suppose you've read Transmet right?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# *wimpers*
*hides under sofa*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# *offers sweets*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# *takes sweets*
*passes out*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# *peers*
Excellent, young padawan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Shit.
Wrong ones.

*looks around guiltily* *backs off slowly* *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# In other news
Whats this b3ta friends thing about?

Can I not see it because I have no friends?

Or did someone lie to me about it's existance?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Can you see it now?
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# wooooow
*sings*

A WHOLE NEWWWW WORRRRLD!

or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I must now kill you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Hahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Does this look very much like the links board?
Where is that nice b3tan with the nice picture with the 'Lynx' board...hmm.

Be useful about Now.

'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Fuck this,
I might have to post some scat or something
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Is it Newbie Tuesday already?
Wait, I see no L plate, you should know better!

My comment also applies to the thread below.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Hangs head
wonders when B3ta became so pedantic

*remembers old days when badgers were man's wise confidant and coal tasted slightly saltier
(drudge_dread, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# What happened was,
it got bigger and faster.
People's pictures got pushed off the board far sooner than in the past.
The advent of the /talk board, for idle banter, made it a cardinal sin* not to post a picture when you started a thread. And so here we are, with categorised boards for different content.

I should say that since your post it related to the Challenge, this is the right board for it. Possibly it'd have been better as a ThreadJack, though.

*while not being actually against the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# =^ - ^=
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# This raises an interesting question.
Are mods actually paid?
Or are they just fat twats who do nothing for nothing?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# *awaits mod storm*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# 'turns away from telly'
what? I can't see a picture all I see is words and a link

Is this links?

WHO AM I? I NEED ANSWERS DAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8214415
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Awwww
Shy bunny is hiding his face with ears.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# GIANT PLUSH WILLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# that's absolutely correct! you win!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# *Runs to bunker...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# *puts on kb checking hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# haha #
they never learn
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Forgiveness? Nice try! Keep those legs pumping!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# this is amongst my favourite things i've seen today
dibs on being top hat tiger
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# If I am to be mauled
I'd go for the monocled mutileer personally
(drudge_dread, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# fuck it I don't care if you do touch ham
I'll forgive you for the word "mutileer"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Even though it doesn't mean anything?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Well it does
if you speak Afrikaans... but it was really just a play on muniteer (film reference)
(drudge_dread, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# thats never stopped me using words before
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Bagsy monocle and bowler.
EDIT: GAAAHHHHH. I AM UNDONE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Thx, I've made a red-x shirt version
just so I have twice the excuse to post it. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# You've used /link before. Your cries of "it's all changed here" are lies.
Hamtoucher!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Well I did think about that
but wasn't sure whether it was the right place, I always though it was for random links. Not hamtouching, just rusty.
(drudge_dread, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Not unfluffy, just playful.
It's got a lot more viscious about the main page
now that "I like" has been installed. People want
the longest time they can get now. Picture are
expected, and unshopped pictures or not yours
really piss people off. As it kills that "like time".
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I don't mind the banter
it's the B3ta way,

"The B3ta way"
(drudge_dread, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I'm of that mind myself, though my hamtouch of choice...
...is constant reposting in replies. Good thing I've got shitloads of pics
and can usually avoid being too stale about it. Stale ham, ewwww!
*peas my favorite on the topic of b3ta-threads*

Which may be getting a bit stale by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# You seem a nice person.
Just try and consider what you're doing.
I'd just advise you to post links on the links board, and on the main board, pictures.

I don't want to see you get hurt or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Right oh
I'll do that
(drudge_dread, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I like the moon!

bigger

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# NOT BIG ENOUGH.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# bigness
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# CFB, perhaps?
Luverly jubbly
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
#
I like watching images load your image :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# in before this gets more replies than any thread on the board today
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Wow
Thats ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# so you thought you'd make your pic bigger than it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Not that I really give a fuck due to high monthly download and speeds. But....
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# FIRST.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# This seems to be happening an awful lot the last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
#
Why am I looking at your holiday snaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I don't know.
Why are you?
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Where is that?
it looks rather close to Dores, which is rather close to where I live!
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce #afteryoumydearalfonseisanonce, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I was doing a bit of camping in the hills south of Loch Laggan.
I would be surprised if anyone lived there.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# blimey
Dores, centre of the universe
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Oooh pretty.
I took some photos today, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I like
The sand is made out of shells.

I havent taken any piktoors in feckin ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Thank you.
:D

Since I'm on spring break, I'm trying to get out with the camera a lot. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I was looking at the pipeline one myself.
Excellent colours.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Thank you.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I took some pictures today.
The gallery attendents wrestled me to the floor in the end. Fuckers.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# there we go
this is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# That's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

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