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# Reïncarnation
kameleon-chantal
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Hahah fuck
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Haha!
As you can see, there is a bus to Hull waiting for you outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# There are several.
I expect he'll be chopped up into seperate pieces before he gets to any one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# shitting christ!
this appears to be some form of demon spawning of kermit the frog, rocky dennis and jon pertwee.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Me RISing...
Someone explain...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
#  
explain your comment first,please
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
#
RIS, v.
1: B3tan for 'to not understand'.
2: You have confused me.

I'm a bit isolated on the news front if it's someone famous.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 29 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7308746.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# It's a French woman who had a disfiguring incurable facial cancer.
She appealed for the courts for the right to die and was refused. Then she died a few days later anyway.
edit: what he said ^
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Ahhhh.
Sorry, I did see that. I wondered if something had happened to John Hurt. The chameleon look s a bit like him...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 29 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Had to filename! wyh
WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Here's FUCK
bvy which I mean that here is fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# shiiiit~!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)
#  
I believe in reïncarnation...I think my wasted seamen after masturbating comes back as Chinese people...That's why there are so many of them...
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You may be on to something there!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# come off it
there would be trillions and trillions of them, given how much you toss off.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
#  
I'm not that fertile ! But thank's anyway...
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Hahah jesus christ
should you be telling us this?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I think you're flattering yourself
by assumin g htat they're all intrelligent semen.

SHUT UP.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# semen are well-known for being intrelligent ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
#  
If they where intelligent as you they would'nt even bother to come out...
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# needs a purple shirt
and an unemployed look.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
its mick molloy come back as a chameleon!
a ruff *click* for a ruff mick!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Good Evening!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Had to be done
Following this: www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/mar/28/tesco.supermarkets

I started with this



And thought what the hell, I may as well go the whole hog!



Click for bigger (86KB)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Pffft!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# *I like this*
and I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Hahahah!
"Closed due to Tesco"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# that article lies
there's not a tesco for 40 miles here in Berwick upon tweed.

Also, I don't know why Inverness keeps being called Tesco Town because it has 3 tescos... Dundee has 6, AND a call center.

but yes, they do own alot - as does your image :)
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# london has at least 10 tescos.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# yes
but London is fricking huge

Dundee isn't.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# "there's not a tesco for 40 miles here in Berwick upon tweed."
Your request for a new Tesco has been logged and the problem will be rectified as soon as possible.
(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Sat 29 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# yes!
this gets a click!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# hehe very nice. Have one from the vaults...
deleted
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# As usual
your stuff is top dollar GA!

However to get a "very nice" from you for my work has made my day:)


(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# you ol' flatterer you :)
seriously, good stuff up there :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Brill :)
*click*
(byebye, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)
# 'Ning, here's baby Snowflake driving a Z4


on an entirely unrelated note, I've got a "sorry, you were out' card from the postie
asking me to go and pick something up. It says please leave 48 hrs before collecting...
it's been about 24 hrs, and it means going monday morning.
Should I, shouldn't I go now?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Usually you can give them a call to see if it's got back to the post office yet.
And on a different note: Where's the best place to buy laptops online? Dabs.com used to be good, but I remember a chorus of b3ta people saying that there was somewhere else good for tech stuff these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# as you can imagine
they didn't pick up.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Ah, that can happen on Saturday mornings, it's quite a busy time for them.
I'd give it a try if it's not too far out of your way.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Any excuse
to leave the house.

Right well i'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# For laptops I use
www.misco.co.uk They are pretty reliable, or for something a bit quicker pc-world.

morning /board
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Cheers,
I'll have a look on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# laptopsdirect.co.uk
I have had 2 from there with no problems
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I hear good things
But also consider europc.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Will do :)
If my boss lets me get another i will be getting a Mac
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Sure to have bindun,
but what the heck-diddly-eck...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)
# He looks cuddly.
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Yay for Chump and his mancubs!
Maaaaancuuuuubs!

/edit: oops, that's a bit larger than I remember it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# haha awww

'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Haha!
Ning squire.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# *somewhat scared*

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Boosh babys...
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)
# heh
anyone done peppers yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)
# lots
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Pffff
This is B3ta.
Quite a few George Bush ones too. Which is quite unusual.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Sweeeeeeet!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Noel Fielding as a baby is still gorgeous :)
Woo and 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)
# hehehe
I love my job, particularly watching eastern peeps trying to make a western breakfast. Today's combo; pain au chocolate with ham:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Have noodles with that
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Arf!
Tomorrow's combo: cereal with baked beans
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# A bit like the
Croissant in a bown with milk combo or the plate of ham and cheese, which efficiently stopped anyone else having any as they just picked up the plate and ate the lot.
Eating croissants with a knife and fork are a favorite too.
I've actually just invest in oneof those Tefal quick cup kettles as I'm sick and tired of telling them how to use a kettle. They either they brake it as they turn it on and not check to see in there's any water in it or they just pour cold unboiled water into their mug.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# tchah!
foreign mongs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I imagine as many westerners make similar mistakes
Personally the best breakfast I've ever found on my travels is noodle soup. Sets you up a treat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# full english.
best. breakfast. ever.

100% FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# What do you do that gives you such delights in the morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I've got a backpackers hostel.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# cute!
i love teh boosh!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# claaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
you're up early!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I had a restless morning.
And I couldn't be bothered to do a vexel straight away like I did yesterday, either. :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# aaawwwww, poor thing!
i'm off shopping in a bit with my cousin. the main reason i'm going is because there's an amusement arcade with a 5p fruit machine. i love it! last time i spent £2 on it and won £18.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Awesome.
I love the 2p machines.
They are ace.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)
# as soon as i win the lottery,
i'm going to have one room of my house full of 2p machines and 5p fruit machines! also, frogger, california games and thunder and lightning.
btw, if you click on my profile, what colour is the background? i'm curious.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)
# It's the colour of the gap between the grey parts on the board.
So, yeah, white.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# plain much?
yours is black with nice blue text. did you do that yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# There's a tool to make it with, somewhere.
I can't find the link, though.
If I do, I'll let you know :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# yay!
anyway, of to the arcade! later!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Byeee Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Stealthy!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Whoa!
Very nice. Very stealthy...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:53, archived)
# This is great
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:56, archived)
# In a similar vein, this:
www.b3tards.com/u/57a418c694bc7c6296b3/viic4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Freaky!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)
# dass bootie :)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# This is
Awesome!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Monkey Alarm!
(PagettyPol something something something, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:38, archived)
# woo
love your style!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:40, archived)
# ALARM! ALARM!!!
ALARM! ALARM!!!ALARM! ALARM!!!ALARM! ALARM!!!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:41, archived)
# Smern!
How vibrant. You can have a morining woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:45, archived)
# WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

It's monkeys and they're alarmed!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:46, archived)
# BREADFACED MOnKEY ALERT
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] new


Click for bigger (158KB)
(Lykan, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:17, archived)
# I don't have to understand it to like it
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:19, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:37, archived)
# Hahaha...what?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:30, archived)
# is it a Last Starfighter reference?
whatever, I likey
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:31, archived)
# some gay
dragonball thing.
why do people like that show??? it makes no sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:37, archived)
# I think its the not making sense thats its appeal
kinda like invader zim or the neville
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Teehee!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:45, archived)
# HAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# HA!
nice!
(funny_man404 s face is smiling in retarded glee, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# He will eat your heart.........


....oh yes he will.
Click for bigger (233KB)
(Leoninus "Never lick a fresh turd on a hot day.", Sat 29 Mar 2008, 6:36, archived)
# Just keep it away from my fucking nuts!
You wouldn't want to find one of those on the end of your bird feeder!

I'll let you know if I come up with any more:P

woo and 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 7:29, archived)
# Come 'up' with any more what?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 7:44, archived)
# 'ning
my google's gone black, has someone died?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 7:56, archived)
# Hmmm it seems only the co.uk version does this
"We've turned the lights out. Now it's your turn"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:01, archived)
# well spotted
as usual i paid no attention to the small print and as is the english way just kicked straight in to mocking mode.

to make amends i have turned off all of my lighting and i will leave it off for the rest of the day.
also, i quite like my google in black, does it come in other colours.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:11, archived)
# I think you can make it any colour you like if you use your own stylesheet

how about a magenta google?
* {background-color: #FF00FF;}
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:18, archived)
# *writes BBC Micro on the corner of GSTQ's monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:35, archived)
# No it's an environment thing
The option has always been there. It saves enery on your monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:32, archived)
# those hippies ain't messin with my monitor's enery!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
#

click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 6:24, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 6:32, archived)
# That
is fantastic

i'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 6:46, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 6:53, archived)
# Eeep
Shino or rhark?

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 7:30, archived)
# Hoodley-f*ck!
So wrong it's right.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 7:32, archived)
# that's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 7:37, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 7:44, archived)
# Jesus!
Teh Fear and Teh Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:15, archived)
# Best animash ever
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:31, archived)
# Oh shit!
Woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Woo
Thats well nice
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Whoa!!
Ok! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# That is chuffing superb!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hahaha fucking woo.
Im terrified of Rhinarks.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# this is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Stunning
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Hulk Hogan


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(Leoninus "Never lick a fresh turd on a hot day.", Sat 29 Mar 2008, 6:06, archived)
# that looks like my mate's missus.
She has a darker 'tache though
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 6:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I did one of these
Then I checked the challenge board and saw that it had already been done

but i'm posting it anyways
(Tinfoil Hat, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 6:27, archived)
# I'm glad
coz it's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 7:41, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:02, archived)
# ...i enjoy walking down the street...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 5:19, archived)
# Just walking, and punching,
and walking, and punching.

It's like a night out round here.
(Marwood, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 5:29, archived)
# sax and violins...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 5:33, archived)
# When that bloke off the Verve did that,
why did nobody deck the cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 5:31, archived)
# Or Shara Nelson.
You just know she was looking for a fight in that Unfinished Sympathy video.
(Marwood, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 5:35, archived)
# And the same to you, young man.
With bells on it! Three 75kg solid bronze--DING DONG SPANG !!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 5:37, archived)
# dudes pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 6:02, archived)
# Uh-oh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 6:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 7:37, archived)
# That would make a quality avatar if it were cropped.
Heh, were.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 7:36, archived)
# you bear a striking resemblace to pasanonic
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I'm forever blowing bubbles
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:10, archived)
# stop it
i need sleep
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:12, archived)
# Oh....oh my.
Don't make me laugh, it's late.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:14, archived)
# Vulva?
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)
# Briiiiiaaaaan
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:16, archived)
# ...
There's pudding...
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:17, archived)
# Puuuuuuddding!
I have called my best friend this for years now. In the voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:17, archived)
# I can't say 'pudding' any other way
Spaced has pretty much affected all of my daily rituals.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:19, archived)
# Yes, me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:20, archived)
# Hi Damien, is it you... with the sheep... in the... box...?
Brian. Painter. Loser.

BIG!!! FUCKING!!! LOSER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:30, archived)
# What the fuck?
Seriously. What the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:53, archived)
# I have consumed bacon and brie.
***Your device pleases me.***
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:31, archived)
# That's funny.
I thought I had Doctor Dyslexia on ignore...
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:32, archived)
# I burnt my thumb on the grill.
He is a genius.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:34, archived)
# your name!
HAS CHANGED!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:51, archived)
#
Cockweasle Techno is the CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 5:01, archived)
# i SHALL LI9STEN AFTER I COOK THE EARLY DINNER
THANKS COCKWEASEL!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 5:21, archived)
# YAY!
*orders eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:58, archived)
# OY!
(Marwood, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:59, archived)
# MAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!



Hello
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 5:01, archived)
# Get online twanger boy.
(Marwood, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 5:02, archived)
# Ding!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 5:03, archived)
# I dinged tonight.
I've been off 3 weeks so it felt good.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 5:04, archived)
# Michael Jackson?
He's into monkeys now?
(ToPeeOrNotToPee, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 6:07, archived)
# post your shit


this is what i figure

non bold text is for the weak by the way
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:08, archived)
# haha!
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:09, archived)
# He's got excellent shoulders for carrying people around
on the seafront.

I should like to ride him like a manpony. In an entirely platonic way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:09, archived)
# that
is my hairstyle and i want it back...
bug'rit, i'm off to bed.
nite peeps
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:09, archived)
# one day Mia Wallace is going to turn up on my doorstep and say that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:11, archived)
# that's not b3ta
b3ta HAS to be ginger. and hairier
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 5:00, archived)
[challenge entry] this may not count
but i'm submitting it anyway



apologies for any inconvenience experienced...
(planetfall, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:00, archived)
# *click*
*click*
*clickclickclick*
*breaks mouse*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:01, archived)
# doooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:01, archived)
# whatyoutalkingaboutdata?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:02, archived)
# 'You have to tell him he's a good cat, he's a pretty cat.'
'I will feed him *scowls*'


Sorry, best Data/Worf quote ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:03, archived)
# Pah never apologise for a data quote.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:04, archived)
# *high five*
*fail to high five*
*wheeze*
*inhaler*
*nice sit down and weak lemon squash drink from flask*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:05, archived)
# Game of cards perhaps?
Mummy's cut the sharp corners off for us.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:09, archived)
# We could possibly paint these new figures I have.
Of course with the hazmat suits and breathing apparatus Mummy has provided.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:10, archived)
# Oh lets.
As long as we're using synthetic brushes. Horse hair makes the whites of my eyes swell up (true story). Might I suggest a gentle walk around the playing fields, and if we're feeling naughty, perhaps a daisy chain or two?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:13, archived)
# *snorts*
Sorry, means something completely different to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)
# Sorry?
Pray tell.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:16, archived)
# Daisy chain?
Hang on.


Right, NSFW.

www.myxxxblog.com/images/lesbianteen-party.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:19, archived)
# :O
www.b3ta.com/board/8232027
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:21, archived)
# by god you're right
nsfw indeed!

i better check once more to be certain
(planetfall, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:24, archived)
# I do not joke about such matters.
Very important to the world economy, is amateur teen lesbian grot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:25, archived)
# nice
you could have got a graph of pylons with moustaches on there as well
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:02, archived)
# This is great
I snickered! And if the missus wasn't asleep in the next room there may even have been guffawing.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:02, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:05, archived)
# Hi
Cockolorum? I think?

Cheers!

/duck season
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 7:38, archived)
# Rabbit season!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# thankee, thankee
anything with gary in it is a keeper... is it cheating, in a way?

=o)
(planetfall, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:08, archived)
# Eh? He enjoys Ready Brek lollies?
*gibbers*
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:09, archived)
# Fantastic
this for teh win
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 7:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)
# winnah
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)
# sheer
brilliance. way to go!
click!
(whosebooze, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 4:28, archived)
# Brilliant!
Because he looks like LeVar Burton.
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] does this count?


(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:46, archived)
# Bloody hell
the neck makes it disturbingly ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:47, archived)
# I KNOW,,THE PIECES, FIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:55, archived)
# The Pieces
Worst band this side of Regent's Canal.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:58, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, I AM ALIIVVVVVVE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:59, archived)
# I know the pieces fit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:56, archived)
# cause I watched them fall away
?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:48, archived)
[challenge entry] adults are only how babies
make more babies



someday they'll develop the technology to allow them to actually choose who their parents will be...
(planetfall, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:56, archived)
# I AM DEKIONPEXIS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:03, archived)
# I'M SPARTACUS
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:04, archived)
# I'M DEKIONPLEXIS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:05, archived)
# I'M DEKIONPLEXIS
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:06, archived)
# I'M CURTIS STIGERS GET YE TAE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)
# fuck me DEKIONPLEXIS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:08, archived)
# JIZZ BUCKET
DOILY SPANK MACAROON CHOAD MINGEY SINGE

comin' at chya!
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)
# SPPOOXH MARQUEE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:25, archived)
# radical.
teeth.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:40, archived)
# a daleks
pelvis?
(planetfall, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:10, archived)
# SMOOXH
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:25, archived)
# IT WONT LAST, MOTHERBOWLER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Velvet Revolver - Slither
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:15, archived)
# i met britney, and

EDIT: less bigness
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:36, archived)
# NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:41, archived)
# ROOOOOOOLLIN, ON THA RIVVVVERRR.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:44, archived)
# AND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WILL ALWAYS, LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:20, archived)
# 1 2 3 4
I declare a repost war!

subject: heather mills/mccartney



GO

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Winnar!!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:01, archived)
# this
and how!
(planetfall, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:03, archived)
# MORE LEG!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Silly bint's forgotten her trousers.
The amount of times I've thought ^ that about her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:53, archived)
# PEARERPAPSSTTT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:13, archived)
# You're my new favourite B3tard
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:16, archived)
# Yum, topical*


* may not be topical. At all.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)
# turns out, topical!
coz i'm ready for a snack... and a proper job.
(planetfall, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:01, archived)

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