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Drew this for a friend

It's my first MS Paint drawing that isn't retarded stickmen.

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:54, archived)

/likes

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)

Thank you

My hand's all cramped up. MSPaint is not fun to draw in.

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)

how did she get the stitches in her head?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)

She fell off her high horse critisizing my picture

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)

ZING!!

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)

hahahaha nice!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)

Woo, very nice

Drawing was a talent I was last in line for, when all the talents had run out

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)

Same here.

I can trace though. I can trace for BRITAIN!

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)

killerkitti? you forgot to draw over the dress

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)

My hand cramped doing the friggin skin

Like I was going to trace tartan :P

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)

I completed ICO earlier.

It's a magnificently designed game :)

Preveveveviously

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)

Next...

...play Shadow of the Colossus.

It's very beautiful.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

I got that first

It's amazing.
And I dun this too :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)

It gets very boring very quick does that game.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:01, archived)

ICO?

*cowers*

prettiful pictures though!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

looks like a gay Alliance char

woo though

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

I would love to be in a gay alliance.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:52, archived)

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:54, archived)

i second this motion

meh

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King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)

hahahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)

LOL

ZORZ

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)

I really really really want to play that game

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:52, archived)

Getitgetitgetitgetitgetit

ICO and SotC pretty much instantly became my favourite games as soon as I started playing.

They're gorgeous and brilliantly designed :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)

I'll have to dig out my PS2 sometime this summer...

I've been pretty much PC-centric for quite some time...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)

Ooh nice!

Still needs more hedgehog, though ;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)

*sonics*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)

*Hedgehogs*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)

I hope you loved it as much as I! :D

On other news I found this(*edit* see original clicky):

and the original was 720K and just as a little exercise in optimisation I got it down to 160 and barely lost any clarity!

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..wil, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)

i can't seem to upload it

but i made mine 79kb

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:06, archived)

My main trick was I froze all the surrounding area where no movement was occurring,

made it a third of the original size immediately.

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..wil, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)

i scaled it to 270px wide

nad dropped it to 128 colours

it doesn't need to be quite so big, imnvho

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)

Resizing it is cheating! :P

Well, I was thinkin of maybe making it into a woo or something!

*edit* have made it into a woo, see above! (sorry to change it from the original pic but I ballz up a bit, but it had served it's purpose and the original is still in the clicky)

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..wil, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)

Did you have to order it online or actually find it in a shop?

I should buy it really. But I need to get the A bit of Fry and Laurie and Jeeves & Wooster DVD sets as well really. And Stewart Lee Standup comedian.

That is much of money unfortunately.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:04, archived)

I found it in Gamestation the other day for £12.99

I just thought "Oh bloody hell, I might as well have a look, just in case" as I only had a couple of minutes to spare.

Just as I was about to give up, I spotted it, and *GLEEEEE*d :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)

I found a rather tatty copy of Sotc just browsing through Blockbuster.

I don't think I saw Ico though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)

For once, the games were in alphabetical order

So that drastically aided my search.

It was luck rather than judgement though, it was in between Gs and Hs.

YOU CAN FIND IT, KEEP SEARCHING :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)

I don't think I would have the time to play it anyway.

Well I probably sort of would, but should be working instead. I just spent the whole day watching old TV series on youtube.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)

Rudy was not about to let the rhino get by him, this time.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:32, archived)

Oh.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:33, archived)

Rhinos have THE most amazing cocks.

CFRC

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)

I fucking give up with B3ta.

I'm just going to log out now.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)

Cheerio.

Sorry to have offended you so much.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)

your profile

scares the fuck out of me

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)

*arrives*

*fluffs*

Should I leave again?

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)

Oh my word...

is ~~slightly~~ arroused.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)

They are like giraffe's heads.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)

Until you get them angry.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)

Rhinos give you the horn!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)

I like Rhinos!

CFM

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

is that you?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)

Yes.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)

what lovely horns you have

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)

Thank you

I had just caught an anaemic squaddie in this shot.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)

i didn't know you were victor meldrew

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)

Yes you did.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)

havingapoo.blogspot.com/2007/07/too-good-to-last.html

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)

hahahaha!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

I don't beliiiiieeeeeve it!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)

trust you to be the one to say it

*tuts*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:45, archived)

Hello You.
How's the job hunting going?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)

not very well

i don't think i'm very employable.

hows yo?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:52, archived)

Still plodding on.

I have very little hair!

/haircut blog.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)

Bindun?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)

Strange cloning going on there

but rather nice to observe.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:32, archived)

'ning lovely boys!

n' girls

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)

hahahahaha!

burns embassy!
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/loftyspam2.gif

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)

i ALWAYS read that as

bums embassy

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)

as you wish

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

Mis Priscilla White

with admirer.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)

SURPRISE SURPRISE

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)

hahahahahaha

The silly tart

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)

me da's met her

she used to take his coat when he snuck off to the cavern at lunch times

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)

Every loser wins, once the dream begins....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)

wise words indeed

did you watch the Hughie Green special on 4?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)

No.

But I did think about it!
Have I missed out?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)

maybe. I enjoyed it. Some of the archival footage was lovely to see.

the curse of steptoe was good too, did you catch that one?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)

Nope!

I'm not very good at BBC4!
I did record 'tv believe it or not' cos it looked good, and some old Dr Who Dalek thing.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)

he got a real pretty mouth

squeal piggy

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floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)

nicely

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)

haha

that was a WEIRD scene

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)

just

been watching banjo scene on you tube made me laugh

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floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)

i'm thinking i might make this into a t-shirt

what do you think?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)

yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

please for fuck sake yes yes yes sell it yes yes yes please *falls over*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)

is that a customer?

sweet
i'll put it up on cafepress later when i've touched up a bit :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)

Do the baseball top one.

are you going to do it so it's not a grey rectangle and sort of...goes on the t shirt?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)

yup yup

hah... i've been stupid here. anyone know how i can make this big enough to put on a t-shirt with out losing fidelity

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)

Fucking phwoar.

Seriously. I JUST bought a What Would Tom Waits Do? t shirt, I can have a collection.

First person to do one armed boxer one wins.....erm..... these chopsticks I teefed from Wagamamas.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)

I literally don't feel I understood even one utterance of that last sentence.

Boxers...chopsticks...what?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)

One armed boxer.

Brilliantly shit kung fu movie with Jummy Wang Yu (yes) in it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)

Anything like this?

www.uptojump.com/trailerclub70/crippled.htm

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)

Here you go- this is the trailer.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDy-8KvcME4

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)

he'd wait

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)

That's what he'd do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)

WHERE FROM???????

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clorey mcnuggety, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)

etsy

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)

Depends what resolution you made it in, and what filetype you have it saved as now.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)

i've got it in psd and it's made the same size it appears here

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)

That's really far too small. What's the DPI?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)

i've put it up to abou 380 wide and 600 tall then sharpened i and i think it works

www.b3tards.com/u/f9d89e8a11037c5bd200/wwrd3.png

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

Resolution? Because that's still really far too small to look good, in my opinion.

Last time I printed any shirts I sent off a 600DPI 3000x3000px image.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)

lofty not good enough for ya?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)

? :D

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/ce/Lofty_Holloway_2.jpg/170px-Lofty_Holloway_2.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)

hahahaha

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)

OH!

Oh my, that's lovely.

Manwife'd love that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)

buy now while stocks last

please!!!!!!!!!!!!

i need to at least shift one of the buggers.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)

It'd have to wait till payday on the 25th

I bought boots yesterday. That ok?

For pete's sake, remind me though, I'm awful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)

will do

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)

You are a man of grace and charm, sir.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)

bless ya heart

really odd at the mo' i'm staying with chums in norfolk and am doing this while being subjected to eastenders and untold mockery for chatting to my virtual chums. they just don't understand.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)

We'd understand if you wanted to talk to them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)

awww... well, kill them in their sleep, that'll learn 'em

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)

Is that the American Teenage soap opera version

of Brian Peppers?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)

Hahahaha

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)

I may indeed buy one of those.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)

i knew you were a man of refined taste

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)

I done an' gone an' bought one.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:32, archived)

no?

how cruel!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)

she would nuke the entire site from orbit

it's the only way to be sure

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)

This, HARD

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)

We're in some real pretty shit now

Game over, Man!

(polpo, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:13, archived)

Not believe it, or possibly do so?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)

She'd strip to her panties.

I'd buy one.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)

She'd duck tape everything together.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)

PWOOOOSH

*makes flamethrower noises*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)

A little more definition in the face? When I read it was Ripley it looks like Ripley, but not until I'd read it was Ripley, because I didn't know it was Ripley until I read it was Ripley down at the bottom where you say it's Ripley.

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Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)

Who is it, again?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:13, archived)

Svenno

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Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:13, archived)

hmmm... alright that seems sensible

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:13, archived)

hows this then

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)

That's it.

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Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)

El MAIQUELYASON!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)

hmm, how about...

cfb (a daft 330k: now with slightly updated less obvious cloning)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:03, archived)

that's really cool

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)

well played!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)

nice

work

gets my *click*

(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

Sossiges

Yes

No

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Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)

*zips*

*runs screaming*

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)

i went no

and am i pleased i did
edit - nice teefs too

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)

you

are
god

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SiX and his hat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)

arses

TIS ONLY A REPOST...DIXON REMEMBERS ME POSTING SOMETHIHNG I DIDNT REMEMBER POSTING

/tried to linky, but it wasnt working

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)

Hahahah

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)

How ironic

www.b3ta.com/board/6490959

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)

haha

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)

Detective Dixon:

Keeping your internet safe

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

*doffs hat*

ma'am

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

Private dick?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)

By Appointment

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

*checks dairy*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)

can it be milked?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)

Well HELLO there, mister.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)

Hello darlin!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)

Did I tell you I bought new boots?

They're very nice. They've got proper wooden stacked cuban heels :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)

Christy

I bet it hurts when one gets trodden on by those :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)

They're fucking LUSH.

really soft brown leather.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)

Stacey?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)

Luckily, no.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)

Haha!

racist
;P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)

Yeah, see I don't know who Stacey is.

I was just thinking 'thank fuck, I'd kill myself if I was called that'. May as well just call me Candice or something and be done with it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)

Ahh.

Telly prog.
Gavin and Stacey....
She's Welsh and says "Lush" an awful lot.
I assumed you didn't want to be called Welsh.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)

Oi, I'm part Welsh.

Only a teeny bit though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)

I'm part gay, on my father's side.

Atleast he says he's my father.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)

There is a man that turns up outside my work

and looks kind of how I imagine you to look. It's very strange.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)

I may be quite unsightly, but I still like not to be referred to as it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)

Piffle.

You adore it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)

I may not be the first to make such assertions, nor may I be forthright in my doing so,

but you may do well to sod yourself into a cocked hat.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)

And not for the first time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)

I wish I had Jeeves as my gentleman's gentleman.

*sigh* Oh well.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)

*creams*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)

What a cheesy line.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)

I can't brielieve b3ta haven't got over the puns yet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)

Butter course not.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)

Whey more to do.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)

I curdn't get the attraction if I tried.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)

You're getting good

at churning them out.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)

I deserve a pat on the head.

(bit tenuous)

*Bops to Visage*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)

Udderly true!

*Chills to Eels*

*remembers he missed out a coupla weeks ago to see them*

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)

I do like the Eels.

Now I'm listening to The Human League.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)

I thought it seemed familiar

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

we've all seen it before at least twice

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)

how on earth did you find that?!

(

Mousing, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

Dixon of Dock Green

knows all

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)

ai.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

actually...

...how DID you find that?

it'll stop me coming across images and thinking "hmmm...i never got round to posting that"

(

Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/posts/32729?q=faq

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)

you're shit hot

cheers!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)

\o/

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)

fuck me!

didnt know i had already posted it!

*apologies*

(

Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)

NOTHING gets past me, Sir.

NOTHING,.

/sad

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)

Look at that fit looking lad!

*distracts*

*gets past*

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

Who said that? Where?

*confusion ensues*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)

Too late Sonny, I'm afraid we're gonna have to take ya balls.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)

So quick

I woo your powers of memory

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)

It's a compliment that I remembered it, right? :D

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)

I struggle to remember what I did yesterday

so yes

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)

ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

Edit: Blatant faq ignoring fucks b3ta

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)

Yes

thought it looked familiar

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)

Link it and click for big!! Simple.

Now post it I want to see it!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)

Pffffft!

You've been sitting on that for 2 years!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)

excellent

*clickity click*

(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)

Noooooo bring it back

TJ: Anyone know if I can simply connect a 2.5" IDE Notebook Harddrive to the IDE connection of my desktop PC?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)

this ^^^^^

I'm not going on record as clicking I like This to a bit of text :o

EDIT : 'tis back. Hurrah, the power of teh internets

(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)

I think you'd need an adapter for that.

They're probably cheap though.

Let's see if it'll let me post that this time.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)

hmm - ok, I'll take a look to see if I can find one.

Thanks fella

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)

you need

an adapter from 2.5 ide to 3.5, these are cheap and widley availible

(

SiX and his hat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)

Something like this?

www.maplin.co.uk/Module.aspx?TabID=1&ModuleNo=28724&doy=7m4

(

biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)

marvellous stuff!

Chars!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)

First a pearoast!!!

Now a post without an image!!!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, MAN?

;P

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)

He disdains the FAQ!

He'll be giving up and deleting it next. Just you watch!

(

boris the spider, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)

im not

THAT

bad...

_{yet ;-)}

(

Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)

I'm not sure I could have resisted the temptation

(

boris the spider, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)

"Sir T. - making an arse out of himself since 1988"

(

Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)

the wogans love a bit of sausage

(yousatonmybiscuits liberty city has the worst cab drivers, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)

I like sausages.

(

Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)

I like sausage as well

maybe we should be friends?

(Veno, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)

I know Wogan's got a lot of sausage

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)

bad Friz

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

BBC Radio 2

"Wake Up to Wogan - Join in for the full Irish breakfast every weekday morning."

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)

hahahaha this is brilliant because of the artifacts

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)

why is it so blurry?

I want to see Wogan goodness.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)

i think its

because of the meat sweats

(yousatonmybiscuits liberty city has the worst cab drivers, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)

Ah, meat is powerful.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)

_{_{_{ARGH! TOO MUCH COMPRESSION}}}

(

Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)

compressed to within an inch of its life

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)

it looks like a smallbrainfield post

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)

Who Loves Ya Baby?

dunno why

(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)

Tiger Brooms

(barbs, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)

He's making a

clean sweep

(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)

Fore!

(

gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)

Haha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

I could only think of

racist and sexist thing to say about these pics!

/Hell

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)

Name three.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)

1. No!

It's your turn to do the ironing. Bitch.

2. Here. Use this on your chest so that you can look like the man you so desperately want to be. Bitch.

EDIT : Also, Jazz Hands!

(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)

Erm....

"Don't throw it around..Iron my shirts, bitch.".
"Don't throw it around..Iron my trousers, bitch".
"Don't throw it around..Iron my cardigan, bitch".

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)

Pfft

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)

_{_{_{IRON MY SHIRT BITCH

.}}}

(

Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)

mega mindpissage!

iron/shirt/bitch combo

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)

FATALITY

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)

jesus!

i spluffed reading that!

a 3X mindpiss? shitting nora thats good!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

pffftttt..... tigers wood!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)

In honour of The Verdict

(

agnetha it's what Diana would have wanted, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)

you could have found a picture of him

before the crash
:)

(

finnbar has officially retired, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)

hahahw what the hell is going on with his face?

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)

it was the only pic of Henri Paul I could find

he probably looks better now mind you...

(

agnetha it's what Diana would have wanted, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)

Vader is not impressed

(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)

haha

brill

(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)

hahaha!

Cue a million and one pearoasts!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)

only because

you asked so nicely ;-)

Photobucket

(

Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)

PhotobucketLOL

Luckily that's redexing ;P
I don't think I did a pick for this 'wagon!
Which seems strange!
EDIT: Can see it now.
*Spangs*

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)

hehe

(

Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)

ah hell

I never think of the consequences!

(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)

I felt a great disturbance on the b3ta

it was as if a million voices suddenly cried out in joy and started pearoasting

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)

Okay, I'm just going to put all the reposts I am going to make now in just this one thread:

www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com/memes.thatsnomoon.php

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)

some happy memories there, Sir! :)

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)

haha

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)

Ashally,

I should have said a million and one Jahled posts!
If it's not a tamarin, it's Star wars!

;P

*runs*

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)

I think he should combine them from now on

TAMARIN WARS

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)

YES!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)

It makes more sense every time I re-read this statement.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)

Took the guy a week didn't it?

Hats off to him and his charitable courses

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)

absolutely

he did a grand job. The time is up there in the picture. Just over 5 days and 8 hours :)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)

Doh!

So it is

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)

5 days, 8 hours, 29 minutes and 46 seconds

slightly less time than it took him to do the loch ness marathon underwater.

hats off this year to the masai warriors who're running it to get a well in their village

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)

arf!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)

Sorry

Ok I'm not sorry. At least this one isn't a pearoast

(

Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8248404

(

ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)

Paper pixels beat posters

This is from our living room

(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)

Ace Work!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)

this is really good!

EDIT: - made this AAAGGESSS AGO...nothing near the quality of your's

Photobucket

(

Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)

thats cool

although I cant work out what the ships are made of

(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)

i never did find out

just found a load in the school lab and thats the first thing that popped into my head

(

Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)

i think i might have to copy this idea...

giant inky, blinky, pinky, and clyde...

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)

he's missed

he'll never get fire power like that.

*clicks*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)

Heh.

What holds them on?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)

its

just made out of 5*5cm bits of card stuck to the wall with blu tack. Quite easy really, although time consuming aswell.
"Try it yourself"

(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)

Will they not randomly fall off as the blu-tack weakens and some of them prove to be badly stuck on?

You'll be forever picking them up and putting them back. Some of them will get lost and you'll have an imperfect Mario on your wall, still shedding pixels. Goddam pixels, you'll say, as another one lands in your soup. Fucking, shitty pixels.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)

I hope not

I got a few spares just in case, they're more likely to get brushed off the wall by clumsy people though. And I make it a rule to eat soup at a safe distance from the wall :-p

(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)

No, you'll have to glue them on permanently

it's the only way.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)

great stuff!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)

I'm trying to think of reasons why

I shouldn't do this in my own room.....

... and I can't.

*woo*

(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)

Yay for nintendo inspired art

I did this as a painting

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)

can you post a better photo?

it's a bit blurry

(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)

And in other news....

(kohoutec, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)

Satire...

Does this mean i should actualy attempt to get tickets this year?

(

Jorvic, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)

you can STILL get them

usually they sell out in 2 hours max. Eavis has been on the local radio here saying its because of the SNOW that people arnt buying!!! Right, wait till Jay-Z cancels and watch it sell out immediately.

(

Victor Meldrew, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)

he's

already done it.

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)

They introduced a new scheme this year where the tickets have your picture on it or something like that.

(

Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)

nonono

thats been in place for 2 years now and its VERY easy to do. Sh*t headliners ftl.

(

Victor Meldrew, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)

they did that last year

it's not the snow, it's the fact that the weather was shit last year.
nothing to do with jay-my wife's a fucking minger-z

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)

When will the BBC realise

nobody likes RnB.

People tolerate it because they think they'll be considered uncool if they say they don't like it.

(

durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)

Braaaaaaains.

(

Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)

To be fair

if Jay-Z drops out and Led Zep get booked in, that sounds like a winner.

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)

who cares about headliners at glasto anyway....

its all about the wrong and weird surely?

(

nocturne72, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)

~~the wrong and the weird~~
taking a weirdo up the wrong-un.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)

bless his little upside down head.

(

nocturne72, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)

We don't want no hippety hoppity music at Glasto!

Nuff said.

Woo pic.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)

duh-duh-DUH! duh-duh-DU-DUUH!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)

Rock Werchter FTW!!111oneone

though the line-up isn't quite as great as last year

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)

now with three colour shading!

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)

Spiffing!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)

Aceness!

Wow I've missed b3ta!

It's only been about 3-4 days!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)

its suprising how much you can miss a bunch of social awkward misfits isn't it?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)

Haha yes!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)

Hahaha

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)

wakkawakkawakkawakkawakkawakka

wakkawakkawakkawakkawakkawakkawakkawakkawakka

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)

wakawakawaka

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)

WAKA/JAWAKA

(

ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)

hahaha

that's just wrong

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)

Have a pearoast

(

Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)

Celebratory Jim Sturgess

Because of half days today-Thurs. ^_^

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)

Yay!

And hello :]

(

ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)

nice

(

nocturne72, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)

Celebrity?

I've never heard if himn!

ning all!
Edit: I'll log in the right account now....

Why did I open I.E?
Mnnng!

(Isn't reallyThe Coast of Yemen and he can have his username back now, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)

That's better.

I'm me now!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)

aha!

you are gene hunt!

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)

Spare account

Just in case!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)

Hahah

(

ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)

Looks like its.. Dodi and Di did die day

(

nocturne72, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)

Hahah, Spy vs Spy!

(

ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)

Fnar!

and :D blue meanie

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)

needs more dastardly and muttley

(

mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)

I don't care if I do die do die do die day

/johnny cash is god

edit:I've met him on the left, the Lizard man. He's rather scary up close.

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)

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