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# Found this up the loft...


Click for bigger (181KB)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)
# What on earth is being censored in lady & the tramp? :/
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Double ended dildo.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Pornographic
spaghetti.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# is jasmine wearing a peephole bra?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)
# have you used a computer before?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# What's a
compter?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)
# The make you laugh and curse
with equal frequency :)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Final peice
i believe i am slowly but surley getting better at this, looking back at the old ones.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Well that's pretty much awesome right there.
I have no idea what it is but I like that it has large pointed things laced to it.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Would be one of those uber scarecrows off devil may cry,
quite frankly the artwork in devil may cry is well, amazing
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)
# it has a prince albert nose
woo yay
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)
# ha ha,
thanks
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Wowee!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)
# thanks,
how has you been anyway?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Confused.
Can anyone give me some tips on how to host a website?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)
# not my area of experties ,
tried to make a little site one time and failed
i couldn't be bothered getting a proper domain so used .tk instead which is a load of balls because 9 times out of 10 it wouldn't work and redirect you to their site
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I have .co.uk, but I can't work out hwo to sort out DNS whatsits.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)
# if you've got hosting with the same people you ordered the domain from then they may have already set up the DNS for you
GAZ me if you want help, these kind of discussions have no place on non-geeky messageboards
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I love colour burn
and this as well
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)
# yeah,
color burn is awesome to the max, and makes things look a whole lot better
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:01, archived)
# fantastic!
i love stuff like this! :)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:03, archived)
# danke danke
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)
# i dunno
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)
# haha what
how odd!

:D
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)
# indeed
some lovely stuff here
pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/

if mofaha's about i'm guessing it's right up your street
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:52, archived)
# What?
WHAT?!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:54, archived)
# What a wonderful site
I could spend days there
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)
# the inadvertently hysterical link under batman is a joy
as is most of it
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:03, archived)
# now you know you got to go
brilliant.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)
# "you ok, henry?"
*unexpected car!*
"uh... Henry, can you look out the window and see if there are any more?"
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)
# like it!!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Hahahah yes!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Inspired by cuddly toys

and the 85 mins of my life I just wasted.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Leave Britney Alone!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Very good indeed.
I once knew a chap who had one of those huge metal ring things put in his earlobe. He loved it until people started using it to tie him to stuff when he fell asleep. Then he stopped wearing it and his earlobe went all saggy and tattered. Strangely, I don't remember his name.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:33, archived)
# wasn't geordi laforge off startrek was it?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I had a 26mm hole in my ear before anyone had them (I had seen 1 ever when I got mine)
now I have a saggy 10mm hole.

It interferes with my proper grown-up job.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)
# kekekekekekeke!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)
# hehehehe very good indeed
woo yay **click**
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)
# What's the source of this pic?
If you did the baldyness, it's pretty fucking sweet!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)
# It's a promo poster for THX 1138
And he was pre-bald unfortunately.

The film itself is pretty shite I thought.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Click for wallpaper :)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Conrad Pooh?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)
# pffft... thats silly
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)
# you
bastard ;)
edit: /
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)
# cor thats dead good that
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Why thank you.
:]

I'm not proper happy with the shading, but it's because it wouldn't blend.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)
# have you tried smudging?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I was using a Q-Tip to attempt that
But it didn't really. I used to have blending sticks, but they disappeareded. :/
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)
# as with most problems in life
try using your finger


(seriously)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Okay,
I'll totally try that next time.

I've done ink smudging with my fingers, but that was some silly experimenting that didn't work. :]
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)
# it really is an excellent way to even out shading
the oils in your skin give it just enough spreading power.


wow. that is just...
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)
# yeah the cue isn't quite right yet
but what you've got so far is very good. the hands i'm especially impressed with. I can't draw them for love nor money.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)
# That's the bit I'm least happy with
But I'm definitely most happy with the hand.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Cor!
Looks good on the screen :)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Thank you
:D
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)
# That is very good.
Ink it! Ink it hard!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)
# *gets out inking pen*
Hooray!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)
# that's rather good innit
:D
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Thank you.
:D
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?
*click*
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)
# That is rather fantastic :D
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)
# wow
thats pretty nice
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Click for wallpaper :)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# so....much.......PINK!
apart from the vile colour, great pic!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)
# flaming flamingoes batman
i approve
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)
# GLAMINGFLOES
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)
# That's mighty nice :)
Although one of them appears to have strange head.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Haha more than one of them I think :)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)
# its the second from the right. he has a finger instead of a head/neck
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)
# There are weirder ones on the wallpaper version.
I could have worked on them more but in the end I liked the fact that it was a bit rough and abstract. I think the next one I do may go further in that direction.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)
# *flamencoes*
(with the flamingoes)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Hahah
cool. :]
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I like this.
Flamingoes bring me joy.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)
# PLUMP GAY CHICKENS!
:D
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)
# CHICKANS
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)
# them chickmens are plump and gay and are wearing royalty hemlets
are they mr and mrs king and queen chickmens?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:45, archived)
# oh i do like flamingos.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)
# *desktops*
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)
# :)
lovely lovely lovely
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)
# *desktopped*
brill mr mof
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)
# bajoonga!
Like
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Tom O'Bedlam's fringe religion tolerance hour!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:13, archived)
# haha
I see huge lips instead of open mouth. cannot unsee.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Ughn!
wyh, though.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
# arrrghhh
now its flip flopping on me!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# great.
now all i can think about is the blonde one who plays the trombone on the muppet show.
thanks.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)
# now i'm thinking about Animal
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I scan read that and saw 'Anal'
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)
# ^this.
But woo to the pic.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)
# hahaha
you wrecked it for everyone
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)
# bastard killed my picture :)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Hahah!
That's wonderful. :)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)
# ...wild wild west!
*ahem* i mean: yay!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)
# you have Random Will Smith Syndrome
AICMFP
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)
# tolerance!
looks like he's making ghoats soup!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)
# sick fuck in't he?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)
# he's a goodfella :)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# ah ha ha ha
that's flippin ace :)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)
# woo!
ray lee otter!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)
# have a yourself a biscuit
*hands*
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)
# *nibbles*
BIKKIT!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)
# ....
its staring into my soul....



ah!!!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:03, archived)
# it wants you to kill
...........kill them all..........
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Cute blue eyes.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)
# thanks ;)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost from years ago
Hosted by b3tards.com
for comp
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)
# You made this?
I've seen this around and it always made me smile.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)
# really?
cool. And thanks. Maybe I should have put my name on it.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)
# what's the point
someone will shop it out and put (c)THEM on it

twats!

worlds full of twats!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)
# TWATS?! ON MY INTERNET?!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)
# yes, you can find them on google image search, just look for "twat picture"
:)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# *tilts head sideways*
*frowns*
...OHHHH.

(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)
# *fwaps*
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Your internet!
Geez I'm sorry sir.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I bought it for 17 beanz.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# they should all
be shot
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)
# damn!
now you tell me!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)
# LOSER.
I think I'm gonna have my last asbestos cigarette in a bit.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# *breathes deeply without coughing*
lung power that is, lung power!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)
# MY LUNGS ARE STEEL. STEEL AND AWESOME.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)
# your lungs are iron
and run on ground-up dot cotton
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Day trip round my lungs = €7.95
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# *buys ticket*
*leaves sandwich crusts and coke cans in toaster's lungs*
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# *splutters*
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# see? SEE?
smoking has turned your lungs into a grot spot!
/ex-smoker rant
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)
# I'm young and flexible. It'll be fine. 'cept for when I die.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:30, archived)
# it so does
if ali g in da house is anythin to go by anyways....
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
# *metalgearsolids*
:)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)
# ha ha ha !
cool
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Arf. Also,
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# the fear!
.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)
# [haha...woo!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Huh?
What was that noise?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Fwing!
   !
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Snake.....? SNAAAAAAKKKKE!!!
(, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# brilliant
and...
(, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Hehe
I like it
(, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)
# belm realm
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Yippee!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Ha!
I toyed with using that source pic.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# *groan*
allow me to supply you with 100% of your recommended daily dose of vitamin spang.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Thankee!
*hyperspazzes*


...You sure they were vitamins?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)
# that's what pete told me
when he gave them to me...
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Yayayayaya!
:D
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Ah well, bindunpun
I should have known.

Like the last line :-)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Parallel Universes! !sesrevinU lellaraP
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Colin I needs your halps.
I need a new game. Ideally FPS, and ideally something I can purchase online and play immediately. You can has recommend?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)
# why would i recommend a game to you when you think everything is SHIT. FAGGOT.
umm... how about Call of Duty 4? You can buy that through Steam.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Cunt. Ed: I'll go check out the minimum specs ;)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Bridge Construction Set
It's awesome.

Or Lugaru, also awesome.

Neither are FPSs, mind, but damn good fun.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Errrr! *google*
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)
# rated highly is "LESBIAN PRISON RIOT ORGY 2"
as recommended by anne diamond
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
# hahahaha1
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
# EBAUM BERG ROT
Shitty content stealers cause global warming!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Hurrayy!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Props to a guy I know who came up with the joke.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:36, archived)
#
More!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)
# oh my goodness this is great and gets TREETUMBSUP
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Old Mugabe had a farm
Zimbab Zimbab We

Headcases is brilliant.
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)
# sweet jesus!
i'd love to see hulk hogan trying that one!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)
# ....again :D
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)
# pff
he is full of shit
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# hahaha
I must certify that this is genius.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# haha :D
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)
# splendid stuff
we have far too much science on here, more history is what we need.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)
# FLYING BUMGUSH ROCKET.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)
# nicely
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] you get teh idea
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Hahaha
The sacred rectum of God, excellent!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# you have more patience/intestinal fortitude than i
cutting out those hands
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Even cacti need chiptunes.

Shittychiploop1
Shittychiploop2
Shittychiploop3

All quick, because I'm going out now. BAI B3TA :3
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# ERROR
Page cannot be displayed.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# THEY SEEM TO WORK FOR ME.
THEY ARE WAVS, I APOLOGISE, OTHERWISE I CANNOT MAKE THEM LOOP PROPERLY.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Ahhh yes. I remember now that for some reason I frequently have to download midis or wavs instead of just opening them
as one normally would such a link.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)
# dance you cactus bastard dance
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Gaylord.
c:
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# nomber one is still my favourite from this morning
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Hexyyyyyy
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)
# I prefer number 1 myself, personally.....
The only looped music I ever made involved a perpetually slowing accordian playing a slow march into the hell of tedium, as an owl fixed its steely glaze upon you.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)
# *waves*
Have fun :)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# wows....
heh funs
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Hello there
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)
# hey hey :)
im actually havin chips and gravy today
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Hahah nice.
I just finished a pizza, myself.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# i did have
a teeny pizza...
just wasnt the same as a proper pizza...
still nice tho (Y)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Hahahah! MSN emoticons?
(Y)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
# well yea
i figured its a way to display my joy of the teeny cheesy pizza...which was a bit chewy...damn u chicago town!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)
# \o/
I had ASDA PIZZA :O
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)
# asda pizza
is pretty awesome
im just lookin forward to my chips n gravy later rly...
also, apparenlty, cheesy crispy pancakes...=]
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Ooh, I was going to have a couple of those if there were no pizzas left.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)
# i was gna have them on...weds...
but my stupid step mother gave them to her sons...n didnt think that kaydie would need food cuz shes evil =[
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Evil stepmother is evil!
I have an evil dad's girlfriend, which is close enough.
And her daughter fancies me. *shudder*
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)
# well she is evil dad's girlfriend
but its easier to say step mother
she lives in our house n theyre engaged
so they might as well actually be married...
she didnt even get me a bday present =[
all i got was a text which i spose thanks for the effort...but whatever
damn evil people
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)
# I call my dad's girlfriend my stepmother,
and her daughter my stepsister.
As you said, it's easier :P
Evil never gets me anything. Dad does, and she signs the card.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)
# yea it was more love dad and evil [by dad]
as opposed to love dad and evil [actually signed by herself]
meh she got me an easter egg so that tied my over for a while
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)
# He's going to have to chip in on my birthday.
I want a camera :D
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
# i gotted a laptop =D
mostly cuz i was complainin that i never got on the pc cuz one of the evil's lads was aaaalways on it


and for uni next year...obvs im gna use it for work...pfft
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)
# how do u
put pics on?
kaydie's new x
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)
# On where?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)
# on here
i wna put a pic
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
# <img src"image url"/>
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# yayes
kaydie has a picture
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)
# i just put it on photobucket
seemed like the right thing to do

and i no the ipod thing has bindun to frickin everythin but i felt like it =]
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)
# just cuz ive not done this before
Photobucket


and it took me fucking ages on MS Paint
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)
# OH GOD.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)
# it was fun
:)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)
# You're a good noobie. Welcome and hey. c:
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)
# thank u
and hey urself =]
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# chipch00ns for the win
now do some using an actual "chip"

:)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Awww.
*dances*
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)
# This may not be my funniest drawing ever but it is an argument currently going on in my house


so far bedsheets, a bass guitar and a ten pound note have been covered in custard in an attempt to cure a housemate of his morbid fear of custard
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)
# MAKE IT HAPPEN.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Whacky.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
#
wacca wacca wacca...
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)
# surely delicious treacly sponge cake or apple pie would be better?



edit: mmmmm....
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# this has been tried
someone has posited that he might prefer it with ice cream rather than bedsheets. i fear this idea may have come too late
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Point out to him
that vanilla ice cream is made with custard in it. If he can't be reasoned with then the ball thing in the picture is the best plan.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# this i believe is the next phase
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# I am slightly scared.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# A sorry and desperate scenario
I to share your housemates morbid fear of custard
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# seriously?
whats the problem with it?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Memories from being at primary school in the seventies
and every lunchtime, I suspect
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)
# does the sight of it make you scream like a girl though?
my house mate claims he doesn't like the way it moves
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# But it DOESN'T move.
It's inanimate!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# thats what it wants you to think...
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# It doesn't have a brain, either.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Your custard cannot speak
In the event that your custard does speak, we urge you to disregard its advice.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Companion custard!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Custard is sinister
If you put your ear close enough to a bowel, you can hear it plot fiendish stuff
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Then you should eat it!
You'll KILL it then!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)
# as if that would kill custard.
once its in your bowels its like invasion of the body snatchers
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON!?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# who ever pays the most
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
# me too
being forced to eat custard at primary school and vommitting up in the loo
I still cant eat flapjack even now
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)
# seventies primary schools never served custard
they served *congealed lumps on layers of skin*
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)
# haha ace!
*clicks*
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Haha, fucking do it.
I'll pay you.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# ^This
you'll pay him.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Does it hurt John?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)
# hahaha dr wonda's cure all!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Best of all the xenomorph chest-buster solutions
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# fnar!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)
# E.T. You're So Big !
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)
# huh.
so that's what E.T's penis looks like!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Shock revelation: Goatse has been around for centuries ...
Check out the 16th Century version.


(it's ok, safe for work. no, really)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Hello new person. Please read the...
... oh, wait
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)
# try /links
it's new, but useful!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Thomas, you bummer!
How are you?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)
# sad and upset,
but I'm squeezing a song out of it, so I'll be okay. You?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)
# sorry, thought I was on the links board
my mistake.

that's what happens when you're tired and masturbating and posting on b3ta at the same time
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# no worries ;)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Erm.
That's what you were looking at when you were knocking one out?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# I remember when B3ta was run by mail.
You'd send your scathing witticisms in on a card, and they'd be collected into a weekly anthology. You had to guess what other people were going to say.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# I love horse goatse!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Awesome.
*saves*
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Next time?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Just made this. Not good enough for a new thread.
halk.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/fluffy_tiem.gif
Linked because it doesn't work properly.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Which grows into this:
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)
# wwwwwooooooommmmm
this is the sound that hoverduck makes
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:19, archived)
# You are so not wrong, listen:
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)
# thats more of a wiiiimm wiiiimmmm wiiiimmmm noise i think
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)
# You may be onto something
We shall have to speak to the hoverducks to sort their bloody floaty sounds out
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:26, archived)
# young hoverducks sometimes have difficulty controlling
their revs, it'll learn.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# i like the black bit
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)
# I just made this, which certainly isn't good enough for its own thread:
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Would.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Is it just me
or does that loop backwards?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
#
It doesn't loop backwards. It just looks that way.

It's supposed to be all fluffy, and then goes black, and then not fluffy. But it ends up not looking like that at all.

Any suggestions?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Yeah - change it in some way.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)
# How's about that then?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Much clearer
Thanks!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Vampires!
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# duh!
now THIS needs to be on posters/tshirts
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)
# A poor execution
but thanks :)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)
# execution one way or the other
:/
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)
# satire time?
:)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:23, archived)
# 'ello fella, guess where I'm just back from :)
I'll give you a full report once I've had something to eat and drink and maybe a nap. All that fresh air is quite exhausting.

But yes, I got to see Geri which I probably wouldn't have had you not put a word in as she spent the rest of the day in hiding :)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)
# :D
Ace, simply ace
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# and then some :)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)
# :)
Fluffy thing! Have some grub fella
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
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