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[challenge entry] mmm, beer.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# bet that
gets you mullahed...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# argh, the punnage, it burns!
(wish I thought of that)
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
# haha
i've had iranian "beer". funnily enough it's got zero alcohol and tastes like shitty caramel water.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
# and not watery camel shit?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry] compost pearost thing.



ahem.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)
# I don't know about you,
but I always make sure I buy free range children.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO POOR FLUFFY?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# HAPPY FUCKING B3TA DAY!
YOU CUNT!

*B3TADAY RAPES*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# FUCKING
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# B3RTHDAY, GRONKPAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I WILL DRESS IN THE COSTUME OF A BEAR AND DANCE SEDUCTIVELY FOR YOU
 
DO YOU HAVE A ROUGH WOODEN POLE UPON WHICH I MAY GYRATE?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# i have one...
in my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)
# RESPOND POST-HASTE
 
www.marriedtothesea.com/031106/bear-dance.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I have some catching up to do with MTTS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I liked today's toothpastefordinner.
 
www.toothpastefordinner.com/041408/home-defense-enthusiast.gif

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I could use a camera or two.
Anyone know how to load a moat into a flatbed truck?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# *does*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Searching around my house,
I have nothing that fits the bill.

Not even a broom.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)
# THANKYOU EVERYONE
IT'S BEEN A TOUGH 4 YEARS BUT SOME MOTHERFUCKER HAD TO DO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
# STFU N00B
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# WOULD THAT I COULD, MOFAHA.
WOULD THAT I COULD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Keep your tractor level, lad!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)
# have a
very happy candleday...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
# haha!
that's rather good. Tenuous compo link, mind...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I am very bored of the third world, given they are largely muppets
and having our tax-payer's wallet waved about pointlessly

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# It's more that the leaders of the nations are largely corrupt
and siphon off your donations to their own personal bank accounts.

Don't blame the citizens, they're too hungry for a decent riot.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Something silly before I head off to bed


Night y'all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Nah, he just has to drink as he milks.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# i also am off to bed
night all, hope Mr Schneider manages to milk that cow succesfully
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Yes, but can it be mil...
oh.. obviously. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I think I'm going to eat a bigger burger
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# goodnight
i should go to bed too but i tried to make tablet the other day and half of it's set now so i've been killing my teeth and giving myself diabetes instead. if i can sleep in the next three days i'll be amazed.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Source pic twins from ages ago:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# He's so cuuuuuuuuuute
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Awww!
Not as sweet as the baby Chewie a few weeks back though!

www.b3ta.com/board/8225550
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# HA!
I missed that one..

on a TJ sidenote.... saw this at the grocery store today. thing like this should never exist
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# As served
here I would imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)
# haha nice.
kinks my dear boy..your username..are you a kinks fan? or do you have for a compleeeeeeeeetely different reason.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# He is a founding member of
The Village Green Preservation Society Ill have you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
#
God save donald duck, vaudeville and variety
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# And strawberry jam, don't forget that.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# It's a shortened version of a username I used to have on another forum.
My old name on there was KinkyJohn after Vic Reeves' character Kinky John Fowler.
I quite like The Kinks though.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I have just started reading
Jim Moir's Autobiography! It is Ace so far :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# That's one of the best autobiographies I've read.
It stops before he becomes famous though.
So room for another book! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# IM only about 50 pages into it, but that is just on the toilet reading so far :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# hahahaha, brilliant.
i love teh kinks and reeves and mortimer.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# But who will take my monkeys to be baptised?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It is often thought that Fozzie was named in honour of Frank Oz.

This is not true, he was in fact named in honour of the stylist, Faz Fazakas!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# YOU MUPPET
 
muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Fozzie%27s_Name
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Chomp chomp chomp.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] In the year 2020, Coke will reinvent itself, again,...
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# They just reverted to the old formula then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# :D
ya, they're cokeheads
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Edit:
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I'm going to stick with buying the version that comes with a very hot bath and sleeping tablets.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# And a free Stretch Armstrong lookalike?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Marylin Gnopsun
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# MUMMY! THAT TESTICLE IS STARING AT MY SOUL AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# these are so difficult to do.
have this:
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Wow
I thought you were being sarcastic but no one wastes a good woo on sarcasm, many thanks.

And HIGH COCKOLORUM!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)
# And you've got my 50ft badge! win.
Ok the basic technique i use to gnop is thus:

Magic wand around the features, cut to another layer, shrink and reposition
Pinch background layer a bit to get some coverage
Sample in the rest
Bit of blending

bob's yr small eyed uncle
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Yes!
It's all about gnops.

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# woo
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# This is the most terrifying gnops I've ever seen.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Thanks
sweet dreams all, it's seed sowing time.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
I see your Heather Mills(?) and raise you my friend,

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Haha, it is Heather Mills as well.
I thought it was that annoying spoilt high pitched girl from big brother a while ago.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)
# :O
Oh yeah. Nicky?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Probably.
This looks quite similar to her normal face.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)
# That woman in the striped top
looks really familiar!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Probably because it looks like that female comedian.
Of which the name escapes me.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# No,
she reminds me of someone I know but I cant think who. I dont suppose she lives in London does she?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Pauline McLynn
who knew Mrs Doyle was quite sexy? G'wan.. y'would y'would y'would y'would Y'WOULD!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Do you mean
Helen Lederer?

edit - the face, not the hair, obviously...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# No and also to above no.
I mean, upon some researching of Never Mind the Buzzcocks episodes, Lucy Porter

Although admittedly the photographed woman looks more mediterranean, in that manner which is genetically inlcined to stir my loins.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Ah, yes...
saw her at Edinburgh last year. She is rather sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Ah,
I always thought they were the same person, so Lucy Porter isn't Pauline McLynn then, ah well; Mrs Doyle, still would.
Bet she does a lovely breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# This is quite quite true, petite women are the sexy.
Especially if they look really tanned and Italian as above.

I've just been reading Dumas, and that has thrawls of Grecian princesses and beauties in it. Reading it was like taking a cheese grater to my brain and genitals simultaneously.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# ha!
Great Literature scratches the parts porn can't reach, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Indeed, it inflames those wants which we cannot truly have.
That said if a mysterious greek slave princess presented herself to me, it would be worth it purely because it is such an odd and surreal occurance.

Like if you were walking down Oxford Street and a knight in full battle dress challenged you to a duel. You wouldn't pass that up would you? Regardless of the fact that it is both anachronistic and a certainty of death.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# if only
we were still allowed to use the word "comedienne" which encapsulates "female comedian" in one elegant word. alas, we're not.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# heh
he has a squishy face =]

looks thilleh...but funneh...

=]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# SHOPPED IMAGES ONLY PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# This is the best use of this source to date.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Sexiest, certainly.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# why thank you
(it was the first as well...micto and all the rest copied me)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Ning lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# hello sir
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Have you seen Dave around anywhere?
*searches bushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# no, he's probably down the pub
chatting up the bar maids...bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# What a slag he is!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha
i love the mouth on yours.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Here's a cheaty one.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Lord Of the Lemon Eating Ring
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I'd watch that
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# damn right
NIGHT B£TA
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Back to the future II so to speak!
(bukowski_jr whatever, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)
# oh noes.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# bunker time
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# bonking time?
WAHEY
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# well why not
will be better than the french bloke i snogged on saturday
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)
# wha?
i snogged a rather nice chap on saturday.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# apparently he was having a rant
about how englishmen weren't secure in their sexuality and that frenchmen were much happier to experiment. so i played my "pissed and willing to see your challenge" and Irish blood cards to prove him half wrong.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# can you keep the noise down please, we can hearing you FAILing over on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# You can hear a pin drop in a firing range?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# it's no bigger
use the edit button, it's next to delete
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Oh dear.
Do you want me to call you a cunt now or shall I do it in the other thread as I'm sure you'll be deleting this in a second to get the full house?

EDIT: Oh, you deleted the other one. All is forgiven.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Wow.
All these exciting people sat around waiting for people to post a pic, and then write bored critical comments. Fun fun fun.
(bukowski_jr whatever, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)
# get fucked troll
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Sorry, your riposte is so scintillating it has scorched my retina.
Try not to be so witty next time. I want to be able to read your cunt-breakingly incisive comments. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# another one
oooh, so many bored critical comments. Must be party time at your place
(bukowski_jr whatever, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I can't be arsed with you anymore.
Well done. You win the game.

YOU'RE THE GREATEST DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE, CHAMP
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)
# That horse is a hooligan.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
#
that horse is clearly running (trotting or something) and the cart has no movement please add radial blur to the wheels right this second please.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)
# No, it's running on the spot
because the cart's too heavy. It needs little puffs of dust around its feet, instead.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I CAN HAZ LOLHOOLIGANZ? - Feel free to join in.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# chairs
are asking for it.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Beattie in sound format

Click to listen to beattie
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Woooooow.
That's brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# that
scared the shit out of my cat, who was sleeping on top of my scanner
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# haha what?
you've given up man. Make some more Tunnock's ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# It's beattie in sound format
like in that thing in the newsletter
www.bastwood.com/aphex.php
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# ah yes
I should really give that a shot
interesting sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# you're all thinking it.....
.........what does goatse sound like?
(barrythief, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)
# a coil record no doubt
somebody, please do it .....
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# ah yes.
Newsletter.
I should read that one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# thought that said bastwank
then
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Oh my!
Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# selected bowel-loosening works volume 1
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# that's superb!
i was going to do something like that with the quo but never got round to it -- and beattie's better than the quo anyway

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# That's not how i thought he would sound
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Lordy, what a lovely thing to see and hear before beddies.
*burns to B3ta RandomBurn*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# hmm
well i tried the quo. they sound like i imagined -- some cheesy 70s stuff that sounds like it's from hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy

encodable.com/cgi-bin/filechucker.cgi?action=landing&path=/&file=status_quo.wav


I also have no idea how long the wave file will stay up since i just dumped it onto the first file uploader that came out of Google...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# wow
how did u do that?
And what program is the screenshot from? Ive seen the aphex twin face thing on that equation one. Pretty cool
edit: oh just read the page about it. Spectrogram!
(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I think...
...it's gone
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:22, archived)
# OMGZFUH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
#
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I assume he's disturbed because he's a ghost from the waist down.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# haha. trouser ghost?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# *parp*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# It's a terrible affliction.
Mostly because ectoplasm stains terribly.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# ectoplasm...
thats what you call it then...pft.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Well, it depends on what role play we're doing that night.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# what is it tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Cowboys.
So tonight, it's a liquid-lasso.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# That's the excuse I always use anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Oh shit!



:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I was about to say that!
Edit: I'm going to get an early night tonight.
I need more sleep, as you know ^_^
'Night, person. *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# haha. these are mad.


also this is making me laugh way too much.

tiny.cc/haha600
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# that is quite funny
funnier than peter cook any day :P
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# MIKE!
YOU FACKING CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Howdy mini me
how's the south coast?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)
# allright.
how was your trip?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# quite good
was asked if i had kids by one lass on friday night, and then think i pulled someone else on saturday night, but not 100% sure (woke up on my own in my own tent)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# hahahahahaha
you slut.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# i do my best
best thing was that i travel 200 miles north of bristol, and end up copping off with a lass from bristol uni. bloody bizarre.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I'm loving these.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Woo! Nicely drawn.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# :)
his trousers look like Mr Pineapple's rabbits upside down.
Does anyone want a vector? (yes.)

+ woo
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# You offering?
(__, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
#
FRIZ AS A TEDDY BEAR.
(__, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Tesco value Chump Manbear?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# YUP
(__, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Good
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# WUT
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
# YAYS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Have this
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Ooh! That's awesomeness.
As usual ^_^
Edit: Have this
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Thanking you kindly, sir.
EDIT: Lolleh! :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# And how are you this evening?
Edit: Yes! Lolleh!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Full of food.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Yums.
We had roast pork for tea.
I didn't eat the pork, though :P
Mum got drunk, again, last night, and didn't have time to finish cooking tea, so we had it tonight instead!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# then she beat you and cried herself to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# How many times do I need to tell you to stop hiding in my bushes?
If you want to observe me, come in and make yourself a cuppa!
Christ, it's not as if you don't know where everything is.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I LIKE IT OUT HERE, IT'S NICE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Well if you need anything just ask.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)
# do sharks
with frickin lasers
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I would
but I can't draw sharks. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# ninjas
with no faces and fingers that shoot fire and toes that burn the surface they walk on
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# So that's what happened to Limp Bizkit!
WooSum.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# It reminds me of Puffy Ami Yumi.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I love that cartoon show they had.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi Show!
I love that too.
Kaz was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Yes!
Do they still make/show that? It's not on Cartoon Network anymore, I dun think.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# On hiatus since June '06 :[
/Wikipedia
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Aaah.
That's sad
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Yeah I know.
It was good.
I'll bet you liked Yumi best :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# How'd you know?!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Because I like Ami best,
and SCIENCE™ states that we must differ.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# ...yes....yes, it does.......................................
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)
# rather cool
though odd subject matter. strange japanese women pretending to be little girls distress me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# They were just tryin' to be gangsta.
We rule these streets, yo.


Lolita is odd, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# gangsta, with a lolly?
If ya see me on da block, call da police, let dem muthafuckas know, here come da lollies.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Hahah
If dey lookin fo me, I be on da blocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)
# haha
check you out, trying to be gangsta.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I ain't tryin dawg.


I did try to find the song that that's ^ from, but I couldn't. YouTube sucks sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Seriously, you must watch Superbad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Everyone should
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# TWice in two days.
Although the second time was just now, forcing it on my friends who don't like some really good movies (like the Princess Bride). But then they have ace taste, I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# When I first saw it in theatres
there were some stoners behind us, who spent a good part of the movie going, "batman...?" for some reason. And someone opened a wallet and another person wanet, "heheh. Velcro." It was very odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# You should have weed on them.
And laughed mightily.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# wee on the weed?
don't plz
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# It might be lovely, you don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# call me unadventurous...
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# You *points* are unadventurous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# *doesn't cry
*cries a bit inside
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# is it actually good then?
may look into it at some point
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I thought so.
But then I am quite easily pleased when it comes to films.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# hmm
i thought you were a woman of impeccable taste, but now you're suggesting otherwise :S

my bro gets shit loads of films off his girlfriend's brother so i may get that off him if he gets it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Right, a random selection of films and stuff I have bought:
Man Bites Dog
Round the Twist- complete box set
One Armed Boxer
Spaced
Chris cunningham Videos
Alien Quadrilogy
Evil Dead 'Book of the Dead' edition
White Zombie
Destricted (google it)
Delicatessen
Ghostbusters Box Set
Nightmare on Elm Street, complete box set
Casshern

ENOUGH for now. But yes, very eclectic. Some shit, some gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Round the Twist?
I'm surprised box sets of such things even exist, I would have thought they'd have blasted all evidence of it into space.

I bought the Jeeves and Wooster complete DVD set on amazon the other day, mainly because it was only 17 quid down from about 50.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)
# It was on Amazon, I couldn't believe it either
turns out all I wanted was the first series. They spent so long between it and series two they had to change all the actors and it went shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I remember the various odd storylines, such as female ice statues coming the life and various other weird and dubious romanticisms.
From shallow roots the branches of perversion doth spring. Children's TV has a lot to answer for.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Delicatessen is my favourite film evar
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Ahhaa
That reminds me of the Bill Hicks 'Hooligans' skit, thusly;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP-3_jyCS9Q
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# What if they become ruffians?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Rusholme Ruffians?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# You might become a SCALLYWAG!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Damn.
I don't know a song title with scallywag in it. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# No one knows what it's liiike..to be a duustbin..in Shaftesbury,
with hooooligaans.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# i know it well
it's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I miss that dude.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# squeegee for the third eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# change...CHANGE...got some change man...CHANGE..CHANGE?
GIMME YA WALLET MUTHAFUCKA!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Especially when they appear to be holding black holes.
Damn Japanese with their micro black holes and laser technology.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
#
i can't stop staring at the bunny...

his eyes have got me...... his eyes....
his eyes....
(dogof2head, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Yay!
RED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# This is ace
not just because her on the right looks like the quite frankly lestastic Sue Perkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Thank you, miss.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Quality talents
this rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Yumi Yumi?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)
# It's been a lie all along, he's actually a giant

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# No no, he's scary. He's more scary than he is short.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
#
(dogof2head, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# At least it's taken on human form at last.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# That reminds me of something Smallbrainfield made, gave me the shudders.
Cruise is telling Katie 'not to scream' while she's in labour.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)
# THAT'S A SMASHING CARDY, TOM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# look at his cold blank eyes
scientology is fun.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Sure is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2qEuYuMrmo
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# hahaha that is special
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# *jibbers...splutters...*
*droooooooooools*

:DD
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# i just watched that on my souncardless work pc
and i still want to punch the fucking screen
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# nice edit!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# This one is small, the others are far away
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# *glees*
You turned my scroll wheel into a lol wheel.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# ladies man
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# More like RADIES man
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# No.
What do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# scooby doo?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# You blithering dolt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Aww!
He looks so lully!

*pinches face cheeks*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Hahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Hello! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# gollum?
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# nicely
done!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# haha!
Dopey?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# He's just seen the price of brie.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry] MMmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Arf!
Most humorous your picture is!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Hhrhhrmm, change your name not.
i made you this

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# yay burger king
hair in the burger

stone cold burger

a sudden thought of "rotten meat, suddenly all I can think of is rotten meat, why is this"

all fun experiences I've had at burger king
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Still not up there,
but I found this :)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mark+Speight
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Shop smart: shop SMart..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# My friend died in Burger King.
Only for a bit.

Was dead for about 5 minutes and nobody knows why..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You fucking loon!

iSketch? I havent had a game in ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# me neither
i'm there if you cunts are.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Ive started the room if you will....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# HI HONEY I'M HOAM GIZZA HUG
(__, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)
# burn her!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I will say I'm shocked
This is one of my friends modelling photos. She's usually very shy, but there is one photo fromt he collection that is... quite shocking. For her.

Golly.
(__, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# is she usually made of pixels?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# jpgs usually are, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# *steals for private files*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# *files stolen privates*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Give me my balls back!
Any fun cooking recently?

I still need to put that Seafood Linguine recipe together for you. I will soon, I promise :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Cheers, no rush.
Had a roast chicken last night, so I made a delicious risotto with the stock and meat tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Oh very nice!
Ive been really slack the last week or so. I cant be bothered to cook lots of food when I am on my own :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# My girlfriend was here for the roast, but I'm left with half of it.
Which works out fine for me. Plus, if I'm on my own I don't have to worry about what she will or won't like.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Thats fair enough.
Youll get fat though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# That's a risk I'm willing to take.
Anyway, in a bit over a month I should be moving into a flat with a gym about 2 minutes walk away, I'll have no excuse then.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Yes you will,
ITS 2 WHOLE MINUTES AWAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# It's up a hill, too.
Just getting that excuse in early.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Well then,
how can anyone expect you to ever go!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# he has a car, doesn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Nope.
It's a lost cause. There's not even a bus that goes that way.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# fucking lazy buses
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Good grief!
*Saves for later*
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Hahah wut?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# bOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# odd
.....that just looks...i dont no....odd
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)
#

cfb. woodcut, just messing around -- didn't bother cleaning up the edges. Approx 11"x7"
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)
# this is
very very lovely was it lino cut or wood
(yousatonmybiscuits liberty city has the worst cab drivers, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)
# wood
pine, to be exact.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I wanted that, but my wallet could only run to MDF
You could say I was pining for the affords
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# HAH!
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# That's lovely!
I am a big fan of woodcuts

I recently had a friend make me this (it's to promote an event I'm staging)

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)
# /likes
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# woah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# That's rather nice.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Oooh
lovely stuff sir!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I'M IN JAPAN!
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# fantastic
Woodcuts ftw every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# AWESOMENESS: INCREMENTED.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)
# hahahahahhah
JAPES
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Oh, Japes.
Japes.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Arf!
You is evil man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Japes Eye.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)
# AHHH
it also turns little girls eyes into minges!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Very bruised minges by the look of things....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Show a little respect, a man has died.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Bollocks to that!
He was no Ronnie Barker!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)
# oH rONNIE, oH jAPES.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:47, archived)
# isn't that exactly what is happening
people showing little respect?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# the best fucking kind!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)
# *punches Sheehan in the Cunt*
i160.photobucket.com/albums/t165/dannyjones_2007/cunt.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)
# what the hell is that????
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I wouldnt worry too much,
It was posted on the links board today, but apparently is fake....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# You sicken me.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:42, archived)
# i need to get me one of those
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Hahahah christ
japes ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Oh, Japes.
Japes.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Japist!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)
# homophobe
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)
# homophone!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# BANANAPHOOOOOOOONE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# it's bannanular!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Cellular! Modular! Interactiveodular!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)
# It aaaaaaaaint baaaaaaaloooooooneeeeyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I wonder if another side reads
"pull the electric fire into the bath with you"
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Well, let's give it a shake and see.
*shakes*
*looks*

No.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)
# *not a scientifically proven test.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Around 1 picture on b3ta, 1 rip off by me and a bit of tattyshop
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Erm....
ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I'm really not sure what to say
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)
# My posts get that a lot
Just wish I could dig out my electric loo goes boo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I like random as much as anyone (see my profile pics for proof)
I just don't get why you chose a toilet.
You weirdo. :P
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Not quite sure
why a crapper is jumping in the first place *raises eyebrow*
(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Kill it with hammers!
NOW!

Edit: How rude of me. Woo! to the anim.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)
# My friend Andy has another plan

P.S. Looks like his watch hates his wrist
(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Good old Andy.
I used to play in his pub with my band.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Hes lost weight now tho
So now his watch loves him.
(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)
# This is very true.
His face looks so scary now. I havent seen him in a fair few years, so I dont know if he is as scary looking in real life.

tinustussengas.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/078fordham1_468x679.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)
# isnt his pub
the rose in bexleyheath
(yousatonmybiscuits liberty city has the worst cab drivers, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Nah,
He runs The Queens Arms in Woolwich. Burrage Road to be exact.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# ahhh good
old woolwich highstreet
(yousatonmybiscuits liberty city has the worst cab drivers, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# You another South East London b3tan then?
Where are you residing
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# i am indeed sir
i live in the cess pit bexleyheath which is past woolwich past welling , and yourself
(yousatonmybiscuits liberty city has the worst cab drivers, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I see.
Im in Eltham myself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# ahh small world i used to live in eltham
near the cinema
(yousatonmybiscuits liberty city has the worst cab drivers, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Im not far from there either.
Of course, it is no longer a cinema. Now just a huge White Elephant. At least the one in Woolwich is being used. Even if it is a crazy Wine Church :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# next time im in the area il keep watch for you just make sure
you equip yourself with bells and whistles and flashing strobe lights whiring constantly, that way it will make my life a lot easier, we can mourn the bitter husk of eltham coronet together
(yousatonmybiscuits liberty city has the worst cab drivers, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Arf!
Dont worry, youll recognise me. I stand in the middle of the High Street doing Goatse all day!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# ahhh good stuff
im usually whoring eltham highstreet of all its charity shops. and wonderding why mcdonalds is olive green
(yousatonmybiscuits liberty city has the worst cab drivers, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# To shit half his body weight into it?
That's if he can catch the Armitage Shanks rascal.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I can't think of a response to this.
Not even a lowly pun.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Bog standard response, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Pretty much :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)
# i didnt understand PnP's one and i dont understand this
'ning all, anyone want a vector done?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Mine's simply a pic of a cowboy looking out over a valley. No jokes, I'm afraid.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:42, archived)
# First attempt and one these

*Waits for barrage of "woulds"*
(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)
# oak
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:30, archived)
# i prefer pine
possibly beech
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)
# looks like my
mum
(yousatonmybiscuits liberty city has the worst cab drivers, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:30, archived)
# pohtahtoeh
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:30, archived)
# *woulds*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Thank
you dear friend I was waiting on edge
(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)

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