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# AT LAST, THE FATMAN AND HIS BOY BLUNDER ARE IN THE POWER OF MY POST-HYPNOTIC KARAOKE DEVICE
 


TIME TO DIE.. YOU DICKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:18, archived)
# fuck you batman.
rapitinui is going to make like the joker and make a joke and also kill himself on pills.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:21, archived)
# I WILL TELL YOU WHAT IS A JOKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:29, archived)
# you don't know shit about jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:30, archived)
# No he doesn't
you are a failure rapitnui.

You better go take a nap. With white powder herion.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:37, archived)
# YOU MUST KNOW JUST ABOUT ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT GO-KARTING.
 
I have been smiling like an idiot at these:
www.msgeek.net/reh/download.html

R.I.P. Richie
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:41, archived)
# is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:00, archived)
# IS THAT HIM? THAT FAT GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE ORSON WELLES?
LOOKS LIKE HE FUCKING SWALLOWED A FUCKING BOWLING BALL - AAAAAAHHHAHHHAHAH!

www.myspace.com/zoogzrift
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:02, archived)
# reminds me of LARD :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:12, archived)
# woo, Lard!
 
I'd only heard Hass' work with Zoogz Rift and His Amazing Shitheads, so I was interested to hear some of his solo stuff.
Curiously it's a lot like our own Chris Knox - both lyrically and musically.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:15, archived)
# ooh stop motion :D
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7ttG59
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:30, archived)
# one of the living legends of New Zealand music.
 
ashally he's doing an in-store promo gig downtown this afternoon - just got a new album out:
www.smokecds.com/cd/43227
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:33, archived)
# I see there's very little of him in youtube, considering.
have a go of these songs:

www.myspace.com/chrisknoxandthenothing

Five of them are from the first album recorded with the Nothing a couple of years ago;
"It's Love" is the first song from 1994's Beat.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:37, archived)
# ta I'll have a listen :)
right I need to get a couple of hours kip, ooh I get doodling time later yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:53, archived)
# what a way to go!
"BIGBOXlittleboxBIGBOXlittleboxBIGBOXlittleboxBIGBOXlittlebox....*cough*...yaaay! ...*dies*"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:38, archived)
# HAPPY B#TA DAY, GUY
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:42, archived)
# BEHOLD THE POWER OF MIGHTY PINKY!
TURNING NUMBERS INTO SYMBOLS SINCE 1804


thanks:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:46, archived)
# # HERE IT IS #
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:49, archived)
# FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:51, archived)
#
/I get them next, funnyman!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:25, archived)
# AND SHE SHALL BE MY QUEEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:30, archived)
# BATHE HER AND BRING HER TO ME
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:57, archived)
# Mine? ---Mine?
Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine?
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:20, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:40, archived)
# *welcomes this*
YOU DICKS
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:52, archived)
# Batman and Robin making their debut album?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:53, archived)
# BABE. I GOT YOU BABE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:55, archived)
# I GOT YOU, TO HOLD MY HAND.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:06, archived)
# hahaha
you're on fucking fire tonight
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:24, archived)
# well, this one I made last night
but I had to wait for Cockweasle to show up.

NO-ONE SEEMS TO BE ADDING TO IT YET THOUGH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:40, archived)
# whump

more here
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Hahaha,
superb :)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:36, archived)
# thankee :)
I'm quite enjoying making these.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:46, archived)
# haha
I'm OK, I'm OK!

I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:40, archived)
# hee ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:46, archived)
# FUCKING FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:41, archived)
# I am buying one of these at the nearest opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Everytime god masturbates, I kill a kitten.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:51, archived)
# fight the power man!
*Places fist in air*
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:52, archived)
# As an old school secularist my estimation is-- exactly zero kittens have been killed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:57, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:16, archived)
# I LOVE YOU, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:15, archived)
# You should release these as a self-help book
They've certainly changed my life for the better!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:42, archived)
# may need a few more pages first
I'm up to #4 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:53, archived)
# theres are grate
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Real Photo Friday....
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:27, archived)
# oh fuck yes!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:30, archived)
# hahahaha! YES
This is Real.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Real photo friday? *takes at word*..edit also this pic is the spunkness
Balck and white photo groups on Myspace hate this.. But Im proud of it..

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Looks
like my scrotum after I had that accident with the lighter :)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:33, archived)
# I, also,
like, this, much, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:34, archived)
# you want black and white?
www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/going_nowhere.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Ooooooh... i like!
but feels urge to judge what area of country puicture was taken..

Drunkenly gueses near Chester?
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:39, archived)
# nope
Northern Ireland.

and this one as well.

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/going_nowhere2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Drunkenly guesses which county
Erm.. Tyrone? thats my favourite NI county...


I love all of these and wish to see more..


Love pics of rusting delapadated stuff, how you find these?
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Co. Down
The landy and snowtrac are on a farm owned by a mates brother in law, and there are loads of things to photograph around here...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Ooooh couldnt be further away..
Ill post another.. would like to see some more of yours, I want to find a dead old rusty superminx, or some other 50's car, just love the design, and theres somthing about it when they get covered in grass for me...

This one has special significance for me..

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Post this sort of stuff
on chortleberry.com. Top funs!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:50, archived)
# WYHP
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:42, archived)
# FP this NOW?!
Clicks lots ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:16, archived)
# EGAD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Hahaha
I fucking hate cats..


So enjoy this more than is socialy acceptable...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:28, archived)
# yeah,terrible musical
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 16 May 2008, 3:09, archived)
# very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:39, archived)
# This is lost in smoke! ACE!~~
slow down the winning part for the win
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:42, archived)
# My apologies,
I am drunk enough to think this acceptable
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Is drunk enough to appreciate it by pissing his own pants...
Ive got 4 more cans of guinness left.. and a bottle of Stinger somewhere ! the night is yet young!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Fucking jealous. I NEED A FUCKING SMOKE.
JERU, HERE IS WHAT YOU COVET.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# do what i did.
quit.
*still wants a smoke*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Or do what I did
Read Allen Carr.. Quit.. Not ever want..need.. covet..cig again.. Tis the aceness

Now ive sorted my smoking, i can be comfortable in my alcoholism now...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:44, archived)
# why? what does he say in his book?
i don't drink very often, i'm running out of vices!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:47, archived)
# It weird..
You allready know what he says.. cant explain.. only that ive quit, and feel ace about it.. my sisters mate quit after 20 years smoking.. it really works.. and i didnt even want to quit when i started to read it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:53, archived)
# i just got bored with smoking
plus, i'm going into hospital soon and they get pissy if you smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:59, archived)
# To get your nipples tended to?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:01, archived)
# no
to be made smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:03, archived)
# SICKENING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:04, archived)
# not my boobs!
just the rest of me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:04, archived)
# LUNGS TAKE UP LOAAAADS OF SPACE. Get rid of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:07, archived)
# if i could handle gills
i'd give them a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:10, archived)
# CATS LOVE FISH.
NIGHT, SMELLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Have you gone?
I've just undertaken a new project of immensity.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:21, archived)
# your desktop is upside down...
wooness at that though..
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:23, archived)
# I'm a throwback to
OS' that were pre windows. All the cool people know that originally toolbars came at the top of the screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Mine's at the right-hand side.
Anyone know how to get a sidebar to anchor at the bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Vista sidebar is either left or
right as far as I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:36, archived)
# "back click"
Why I say that rather than right click i dont know....


Ah, old school computers..

We had an Amstrad, that was the first.. I used to play Tomohawk on it.. Then we had 3.1 windows from ESCOM (who went bust), then 95 from Gateway, (who went bust, but came back again recently.. based in the Rep. Of Ireland, but really from USA) then 98 from Gateway aswell, then we had xp from Dell.. then when i was 18 i got a cool dell of my own, thtoguh lots of negotiation etc. wioth my dad.. now ive got a comp all of my own which I built all on my own!.. which doesnt work somthimes.. and the video card doesnt work, i installed it correctly, the driver makes Vista recognise it, but the software that came with it doesnt.. hmmmm

Thants my computer life condensed into one post woo! Lets hear yours!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:37, archived)
# 1977
Commodore PET 4. Then a ZX80 and ZX81 followed by an Atari 800XL. Commodore Vic 20 and then a C-64. Got my forst Spectrum around than and had a few more, 48-128k.
Then I started getting serious, got an Amiga A2000 then an A500, A3000 A1200T A4000T /060. Built my first PC in 97, was a pentium II 350. All my PC's since ten have been self build. AMD 1000, AMD 1700, Athlon 2000+ Xp 2200+ Xp 2600+ then the most recent a dual core 3800+ and a quad core 9600 Phenom plus my day to day model that I am on now which is a Dual core low power 5200+ Black Edition AMD with dual HD2900XT ati cards in crossfire ( SLI ) and 8GB of corsair Ram.

Well you did ask, and I'm a bit of a geek.
I still have most of that stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Cool
Love to hear about it.. anthropologicly speaking (sp?)

Well im just gettinginto self build..

But the fisrt computer in my family was a year before me, im 22 now.. still got it... Antiques roadshow in a few years will be full of the stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:46, archived)
# awww, colouring tiem.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:41, archived)
# They do...
But you still see people out side hospital smoking.. lunacy isnt it.. While my grandad was dying of camncer i was still smoking..

The sad thing about this Allen Carr is, he quit smoking, after 100 a day, at the age of 45 or somehting, then died in 2006 after 20 years of none smoking of lung cancer, because of second hand smoke, from his clients who allowed to smoke during his counceling...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:05, archived)
# i won't even let people smoke in my house now
if i can't smoke, nor can they! if i'm getting rid of the fags, i don't want their smoke! plus, it's really tempting.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I have 3 cuban
Montecristo cigars on my desk in front of me. I've not decided to give up smoking yet, but if I do I'll be pissed off if I don't smoke them first.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:14, archived)
# pff!
you just made me think of shrek 2, where one of the fairy godmother's helpers goes into her office with her coffee and a montecristo :)
anyway, i can hardly keep my eyes open anymore, so g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:19, archived)
# gnight you
sleep tight.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:20, archived)
# I see what you mean..
But i dont mind the smell of smoke.. doesnt bother me.. I dont feel like im missing out on anything.. because i know actualy smoking a cig tastes like shit, and i spent most of my youth forcing my self to smoke in spite of the shite taste.. The smell of smoke to me, smells a bit nostalgic.. but I couldnt smell it while i was smoking, because im a smoke.. to the fact i can actualy smell what smoke really smells like is a victory to me.

I have nightmares that ive given in and smoked.. but its only been a couple of weeks.. I just feel so possitive about the whole thing i dont think im going to give in and smoke..

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:19, archived)
# just be really careful around week 5
that tends to be when i weaken. also, if you do give in and have a smoke, it's not the end of the world. it doesn't mean you have to start smoking again, it just means you're human. i quit at the end of january and i've had 2 lapses, both when i was drinking. i'm still not smoking though.
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Cool
Ta mate...

Nightness
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:24, archived)
# I think you missed my question.
Did you see Bowie? I finally got around to finishing him.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:44, archived)
# i just saw it.
your question, that is, not bowie.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:46, archived)
# ah I see madam.
Then I shall help you. I've not whored it much ( but will no doubt get shouted at anyway ).

Click for bigger (382KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:47, archived)
# ooooooohhh, those eyes!
*feels weak about the knees*
erm..i'll just go and.....i'll just be a few....i'll just go.
*legs it to bedroom*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:49, archived)
# *just spunks allover room where he is sat... ofending many people*
That is an ace pic.. wish i could do stuff like that..Lucky sod....

*admiration turns to jealosy...to hate...*

grrr..

Cant keep up pretence any longer..

*simply lusts*
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:01, archived)
# This is good!
If a little unsettling as I listen to his music.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:49, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:50, archived)
# It's Legion from Red Dwarf!
Now we know who his earlier incarnations were.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:52, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:57, archived)
# this is utter wrongness!
you've made him unsexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Still would,
though
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:55, archived)
# nah
his mouth is the whole reason i was with my ex for 12 years. i fell in love with that mouth, then found a man with one just like it.



and a dick like spaghetti.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:02, archived)
# no, I don't think that's possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:58, archived)
# you're right
i'd probably still sex him if he looked like he did halfway through the hunger.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:04, archived)
# I'd be more unsettled if I
had reposted my previous portrait and you were listening to his music.

( Sir Patrick Moore )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Sir Patrick Moore makes musics?
To Youtube!

*becomes entranced*
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:02, archived)
# He is king of
the xylophone people.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# psst!
bowie gets a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:11, archived)
# ooh thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Ah, but can he play
the Marimba?

I'd be very impressed if he could.
In fact, I'd crown him King of All.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I still like Evelyn Glennie.
 
still the queen of contemporary percussion, you might say
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Is the Marimba
contemporary?
I don't even know.
Sounds ancient to me.
In the way Tetris can only ever hope to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:17, archived)
# well, the instrument's very old
 
I mean contemporary as in contemporary western art music - what used to be called "twentieth century".
: )

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marimba
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:18, archived)
# In the same way
as the Didgeridoo became contemporary in the 19th?
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:26, archived)
# I expect he can.
He is very accomplished. I remember seeing him play in the 70s/80's when he was a bit fitter and he played with four mallets.

I'd not be surprised to hear he has a Marimba as well as his xylophones at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Sir Patrick Moore
is worthy of all my respect.

I want to meet him, and listen to him play beautiful music all night.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:23, archived)
# let me guess, you don't know what you're talking about.
 
also: FUCK! RICHIE HASS DIED IN MARCH!
laist.com/2008/03/21/the_music_commu.php

<no emoticons can express my sorrow>
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:16, archived)
# But I enjoy it...
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:58, archived)
# DEAR JESUS!
IT'S SHITTING BREASTS AT THE POPULACE.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:19, archived)
# It shits tits!
Covets like never coveted before...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:20, archived)
# hee this is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I have been completely sober
for nearly 8 days now which includes no smoking too. Anyone that knows me understands this is a supreme effort ( mind you anyone that knows me has not wanted to be near me the last week. )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:44, archived)
# *feels like being some sort of drunken guru tonight*
You will be happy from this..so be happy now...

*nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:46, archived)
# you had better avoid getting sober then ;)
10 for effort. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# I thank you
for your kind words.

And I take your advice with great enthusiasm!
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:48, archived)
# This was the most soothing experience I've had in a long time.


Click for bigger (15KB)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Fingering you bum?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Yeah, hard.
:|
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Art should not be soothing, it should be burning with emotions like:
hunger, absence of cake, depression over absence of cake, suicide due to absence of cake.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# GIVE ME CAKE OR GIVE ME DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Fine!
b3ta.com/board/8374585
*should alter so it displays cake instead of lollypop lady*

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:44, archived)
# There was also this one but I got lazy with part of it.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I quite like it.
 
in an eighties winebar neon tube kind of a way
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:51, archived)
# CDC
Second one from the left - do you see?

Do you?
(The Insidious Dr Mayhem ...conquering all on Metaltech.me, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:31, archived)
# ABSURD!
 
love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:32, archived)
# YEY!
Grandpa fish makes me laugh..
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Fish times:
Half past two, three thirty, eleven o'clock, wednesday.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:32, archived)
# I was trying to think of a pun for the newspaper name, but I got distracted by nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Did Bob Todd talk to you about that pixel art gamey thing?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Yeah. I lurked around the forums a little, but I can't really see what I could realistically add to the project.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Well pixel art presumably.
I think the sheer amount of content needed for those types of games is quite high, plus by the looks of it their designs aren't weird enough.

YOU MUST WEIRD THEM UP!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I could always draw them a robot pigeon with duck heads for legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Which shits breasts.
DO IT!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:40, archived)
# *Opens Paint*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:41, archived)
# it looks like a lot of fun.
 
I could get into that..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Sweet drawing!
(Pelle ghola, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:33, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:35, archived)
# A GODDAMN LURKER.
Where've you been. I DEMAND 2 NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:36, archived)
# :D
Nice handwriting.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:36, archived)
# yaay!
fab
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Damn computer not cooperating. Damn lines. Damn. Damn. Damn.
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
# i see
he's pie-eyed again ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:32, archived)
# IT'S PELLE, HE BRING THE FEZ SMILES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Brothers
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Microwave, you're such a mysterious B3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:27, archived)
# This is an actual photograph of my siblings
I'm #2
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Notice how you are away from the group.
This is because you are a lurker.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Notice how you are away from the group.
This is because therefore you think.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:32, archived)
# The 4th one
Is statisticaly more likley to be gay...

Which is cool...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Which ones have ASBOs?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:27, archived)
# no. 1 is the sensible, somber one,
looking after his younger brothers
no. 2 is the weird loner, aware that he's not as cool as no. 1 and secretly resentful.
no. 3 is the nurturing one, he feels left out by the older boys and is determined that no. 4 should never feel left out.
no. 4 is gay. he's the baby and has been spoiled by a mother who is aware that she's too old to have more children. he has been indulged and protected by no. 3 and can be quite arrogant.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:23, archived)
# *starts the reactor*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Hehe, Quato Moore With a Musical Allure
Great 'shop.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:26, archived)
[challenge entry]

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:17, archived)
# *weeps uncontrollably*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:26, archived)
# That's a great idea! Hehe
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:40, archived)
# ROCKMONSTA.
I'm only just getting into CG stuff, and earlier i spent many hours making a massive bridge.
So naturally i made a rock-monster and am now planning an animation involving this thing. Here are some test renders with a few bits and bobs.
An evening well spent!

Click For Biggar!










(Xihilisk www.myspace.com/xihilisk, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Groovy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:12, archived)
# and furthermore: ROCKLOBSTA
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:26, archived)
# that is a most wonderful rock monster.
if you could make rock monsters out of snowflake obsidian, i would simply give myself to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:14, archived)
# battle.
ROCKMONSTA vs SNOWFLAKEMONSTA
(Xihilisk www.myspace.com/xihilisk, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
# yes. yes. do it. now.
*waits*
EDIT: BUKKAKE! BRAVO + 1. RIGHT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:16, archived)
# actually..
im actually actually on it.
(Xihilisk www.myspace.com/xihilisk, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:17, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:19, archived)
# .
this is fucking hard. How about

ROCKMONSTA vs MILKMONSTER

?
(Xihilisk www.myspace.com/xihilisk, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:29, archived)
# go on then.
i'll just be disappointed, don't worry about me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:31, archived)
# .
milkmonster is go. Rendering./
(Xihilisk www.myspace.com/xihilisk, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:34, archived)
# .
clicky.

(Xihilisk www.myspace.com/xihilisk, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:39, archived)
# rock monster vs. rock salt monster!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Ace
Reminds me of the florida keys...
Or what ever it is you drive through to get to the kennedy Space centre...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Snowflake obsidian?
Sounds like a terrible rock band.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:18, archived)
# heh yeah
soft rock and big hair. lovely stone, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Never heard of it.
Well I've heard of normal Obsidian obviously....
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:20, archived)
# it's got white crystals in it.
at least, i assume it's some form of crystal. it looks like timy snowflakes in the stone, it's very pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I've never been much of a man for crystals.
Tarnished metal and ore is where it's at.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:25, archived)
# i like antique silver
especially 1900-1920's stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Pah, silver expensive.
The idea of things being precious just because they are rarer or shinier just seems balls to me. And if that's not balls please fax me an explanation of what is.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:31, archived)
# i don't care about expensive
i just really love metallic silver shiny things. i'd be happy with tinfoil.
also, i'm allargic to gold
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:40, archived)
# ALL I CARE ABOUT IS LOVE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:45, archived)
# love is good.
sex is better and involves sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:53, archived)
# : )
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YcmN3rRArw

this wasn't a bad version, but I still wish they'd cast Walken instead.
also: love is for suckers
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:10, archived)
# bah!
my speakers are borked!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:14, archived)
# he is
astounding
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:14, archived)
# .
even im suprised, ive only been doing CG stuff for 2 days.
(Xihilisk www.myspace.com/xihilisk, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:16, archived)
# my tax return came yesterday.

been sat on my chair staring at me all day.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# 5 toes on one foot,
but six on the other?

Freak!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Five toes on each
and one little willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:37, archived)
# 'Ning Lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:39, archived)
# *doffs tricorner*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 16 May 2008, 0:52, archived)
# *thought depression was over*
Why do the freaks die so young :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:58, archived)
# : )
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
# everytime i see your sig it makes me have to bring up that fucking youtube video again
damn MIA! so CATCHY.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
# HUSSLE, HUSSLE, HUSSLE.
GRIND, GRIND, GRIND.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
# cute, little toe tag...it's like a present
and kaydie readily admits that she watches too much scrubs
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Is this too car-geek?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# ask sabine schmidt
she'll know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I love Sabine.
And I have driven the ring in sub 9 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:47, archived)
# jesus!
what were you driving, a veyron or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I was driving my Nissan
Its been a minute faster than that but with a proper driver at the wheel.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:56, archived)
# a NISSAN???
how many times did you go round to get that time?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I paid for
15 laps last time but I gor brake fade after 6 laps and it was getting a bit dodgy so my best time was 8.47. something. I have the printouts in a drawer somewhere.
An identical Nissan did it in 7.29.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yczod9_3CPE
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
# sweet jesus!
if i could see well enough to drive, i'd make it my life's work to get the best time ever on that thing.
EDIT: i can't hear anything on that, my speakers have gone again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
# shame. The noise is the best thing about it.
cars and bikes are my thing. Thankfully I have a wife that indulges me.Or it would just be me and the cars. Serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:27, archived)
# it just bugs me senseless that i can't drive
honestly, if i try to pick something up off a table, half the time i'll miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
# I have 2 cars and 3 motorbikes
plus she has her little haidresser's funmobile.

I just love good motors. She's quite good, well she must be, her and my sister bought me a new Ducati for my birthday last year.
I was driving a mk 1 RS ford escort in amateur grass track racing at 13


Did you see Mr Bowie btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:31, archived)
# no!
where and when?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I'd be happy with 12
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I'll be going back next year when I get my new car.
I'm hoping for sub 8. I'm a much better driver and I have more track days under my belt now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:57, archived)
# try for under five minutes with bald tyres.
 
YOU CAN DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
# haahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:19, archived)
# where we're going, we won't need roads!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:22, archived)
# i can't even get behind the wheel :(
i've got bad depth perception and terrible eyesihght
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Albert Einstein or Marilyn Monroe?
Sorry, not mine... but wow! stand back from your screen (or just make your eyes go a bit squinty if you can't be bothered to move)
(Mr Alexander si rsdawkcab, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Well done, homo thief
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# um not yours? then either post it on links or post it as a link in a prexisting relevant thread
It's kind of naughty to post someone elses stuff in a new thread...(although at least you admitted it)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 16 May 2008, 0:38, archived)
# FYI
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Have to agree... but feel like posting this again..
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Stolen images?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 16 May 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Get em!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
# My lecturer made this
cos he's a psychopyshics researcher.

IT'S SCIENCE
not art

and may one day be used in advertising :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Read Ze FaQ
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Woo!
It's my b3ta birthday!!
(Sir Clitherington Smythe offers him yourself., Fri 16 May 2008, 0:30, archived)
# No it's not!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:32, archived)
# so you've been here long enough to know not to post /talk on /board
congrats anyway....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 16 May 2008, 0:32, archived)
# No icon, no party.
Says me, anyway.


Oh yeah, and give us a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Tart!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Flan!
Excellent game. Your turn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# PIE
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 16 May 2008, 0:38, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# As no one has posted a pic on this thread.. *will do the propper thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
# happy birthday!
have a picture
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Ta!
Sorry for posting, guess i got over excited...
(Is too my b3ta birthday!)
(Sir Clitherington Smythe offers him yourself., Fri 16 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# donate, before the day ends!
you'll get a nice candle and everything
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:46, archived)
# how do you donate?
and what do you donate?
i want me an icon
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Paypal Paypal not very dirty
 
www.b3ta.com/features/appeal/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:52, archived)
# okie doke i found it
shall get me an icon when i has money to spare
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I would..
But I disagree with the Neo Con ideals of those who are the majority share holders of Paypal..

Also Lazyness comes into it..
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
# laziness also plays a part...
that and i'm fucking skint...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Well Im still paying £3 a month to the Labour party like a mug
When they just screwed me with the 10p rate.. the fuckers...

Is there another way to pay B3ta other than paypal? Sexual favours would be better than giving commision to those who fund Cheney and Bush?
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Realises Irony...
..
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:41, archived)
# it's all about the cash baby!
www.b3ta.com/features/appeal/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:34, archived)
# flying saucery things


Click for bigger (254KB)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:27, archived)
# sweet!
 
kinda reminds me of Flash Gordon or Dan Dare..
but it's all woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:28, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# can i commission you
to design me a new toilet. a spaceship one please.
ace drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Nicely!
Reminds me of that old SNES racing game, F-Zero. Me likey! :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 16 May 2008, 0:37, archived)
# yay!
nice designs
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# WE FIGHT CRIME
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
nice work man!


/runs like hell
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:25, archived)
# nanananananananananananananananaBATMANBEAR
 
(and Mikey, the Boy Lawyer)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:26, archived)
# :lD
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:27, archived)
# hahahha
quality
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:34, archived)
# if it makes me laugh while I'm making it, I'm pleased.
 
I AM PLEASED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
ogod
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# he just looks so good in a mask.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:50, archived)
# rofl
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:47, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I was wondering how you did that.
It's quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# *puts on smoooooooth voice*
Hi and welcome to the late night shoppage channel

Tonight Im going to be stepping you through a miss-timed animation, we will be looking at some kittens, and a 19 year old called Cyndi is hidding a banana, we're going to find out where
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I've made an observation

Whilst youtubing Gary Numan i have come across some startling
similarities
Gary Numan (young a rather sexy)
Steve Pemberton - ok not exactly sexy but a nice northern lad
Gary nowadays and that bloke from the American Office.
Anyone agree/disagree?
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I ATE A BIG RED CANDLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I KILLED SOMEONE WITH A TRIDENT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I formally extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Aak,
Mind piss right there.

I'll give you the points though, cos yours is obviously from memory, and I stole mine from Wikiquote 'cos i'm too drunk to remember it properly myself.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# BRICK, ARE YOU TRYING TO INVITE ME TO THE PARTY IN YOUR PANTS?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# I immediately regret this decision...
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# It's so hot.
Milk was a bad choice.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# YES.
One of my absolute favourites of the film.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Sex Panther
60% of the time...it works everytime....
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:25, archived)
# How does that even work!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:26, archived)
# FUCK
piss.


I was trying to remember the percentage.

Well, at least I got it right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Sixty percent of the time it works every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I love......carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# I love desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I love lamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I BROKE MY ANUS
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:16, archived)
# ............I don't remember that one.
Are you just sharing in a moment of panic?


Are you bleeding?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Not as far as I know.
Although it hurts like fuck.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# What on Earth were you doing?
Check, for goodness sake. Anal skin tears surprisingly easily, and you don't want to get anal cysts.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# LAWL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Noooooo no no laughing.
Fucking hell, I'm the kind of person that puts their glasses on the end of their nose and has a gander.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Digesting food.
Stupid undurable anus.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Oh. Well then you should be alright.
Burny or just uncommonly big?

Go and find some unperfumed moisturiser and put it in the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# You're such a supportive git, you really are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Thanks for noticing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:31, archived)
# You wear it well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Neither.
I have not passed.

Just quite severe bouts of pain quite far in, possibly as high as the colon.

Deja vu eh?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I know this is futile
but PLEASE go to the bloody doctor.

Laxatives?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I'll just fix it in the same way I did last time if needs be.
Although it's beyond me as to why it's reappeared. As I said, it could actually be my filling scratching up the lining of my colon instead.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Which is why you should be....oh, fuck it.
You'll do as you bloody well please no matter what I say, of course you will.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Well it depends if you offer sound advice, if you say go to the doctor then I won't.
I went to the doctors for a similar thing years ago, I was given a fibre drink which did shit all (unintentional).
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Well you see I AM doing.
Ask to see a different doctor, explain what happened last time and ask about the possibility of an exploratory endoscopy. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Pass.
A lifetime of ignorance over ones mortality is worth a month of discomfort.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:40, archived)
# You're hardly going to beat the Nazis with that attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Most soldiers in the first and second world war had either chronic constipation or chronic diarrhoea
Or dysentery sometimes.

I would be at an unfair advantage if I wasn't on a flat shitting ground with the Nazis.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Of course.
Right, bed time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:48, archived)
# PILES?
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Thanks for joining this conversation at such a touching moment.
Nay, I don't believe it to be as I had this a month ago and it has suddenly reappeared again.

To be honest it might be because I swallowed a filling last week....*shudder*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Piles/haemorrhoids can do that.
Trust me, I know O_O

Sneaky little motherfuckers.


Just eat really well & have lots of fibre and you'll be fine =]


PS it was two years ago, my arse is fine now.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:32, archived)
# D:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# That's good to know that your arse is fine, in case I'd need to use it...for...something.
*cough*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:36, archived)
# You know, there's actually a small chance you have rectal gonorrhea :)
Website says "Symptoms of rectal infection include discharge, anal itching, and sometimes painful bowel movements."


SO NO PUTTING THINGS IN MY BUM :|
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# That is a thinly veiled excuse, I have no dischange or anal itching.
Plus a condom would eliminate all worries, NOW BEND OVER!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Aaaahhhhhhhhhh
^this was not a moan of pleasure.



*has tears of fear*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:46, archived)
# *kisses neck gently*
There's a good girl, you're so brave.
*has tears for fears*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:47, archived)
# UHHH
*dials 999*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:50, archived)
# But I only wanted to be loved!
By inserting things in a girl's anus. I ask you members of the jury, is that a crime?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:53, archived)
# BUMSEX IS NOT LOVE
EDIT: IS MY BEDTIME, BYE.

PS don't follow me
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
# So then my dad didn't love me?
*cries*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# *looks at banana*
*snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# AHAH! YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# It's the best Brick moment, for my money.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Hey, Brick, where'd you get that grenade?
I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# THIS IS NOT RIGHT
YOU DID WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# some awesome numan vids
this - where for some reason he is being pushed about a pyramid in a dodgem

and this - is just great
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Was not the best pilot
IMHO
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# at first
i thought that guy from the american orifice was
analspurt doesn't know html
but then again, most of the cast of heroes are quite similar looking
(apart from the chinese guy and the pie muncher, obviously)
(click pic for rest of cast)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# No he looks more like this bloke - Aye
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:28, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:32, archived)
# for a straight bloke,
i find james nesbitt strangely attractive

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but not enough to rub thighs
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Only attracted to the gays usually then?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# oh shit. he's gay?
i'd better hide

*confusion evaporates*
edit: i no ris now...

i meant 'for a straight bloke such as myself'

*need less intoxication, more sleep*

nite peeps
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Really?
He looks like a pervy egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:44, archived)

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