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# Then...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Oh aye.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:49, archived)
# *attempts to wheelclamp*
Woo!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# yaays, sweet
(No peppers anymore, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# That's working for me,
right there, oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# yay !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I want to get on his invisible forward-backward-pogobike.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# ooh er
sounds dodgy
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:13, archived)
# This is the new way to ride the bus lanes!
Woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# This is how we roll


...or hover
(Pelle ghola, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# fff fff fff fff
is the sound that microphone feet make whilst they flap in the breeze
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Beware the tormented Browl!

He will defenestrate your Bagels!
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I like this very much.
*clicks*
Nice browl.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Owl bear
I like it
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:39, archived)
# owly tree bear
noice
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:41, archived)
# its not a tree
its fluffy not barky
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# it's a bit tree like!
ADMIT IT. 66666666666666
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# ITS MORE BEE LIKE THEN TREE LIKE
HAHAAHA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:43, archived)
# it does have tree like tendancies
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:43, archived)
# aha! i was a little right!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# you didnt draw a bee for the bee thread
:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# i don't like bees.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# well draw them getting killed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:49, archived)
# but i'm a lazy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# BEES BEES BEES!!!!
Go watch bee movie - its a hoot!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# you're telling me
yah cunt


i think we should set up a peter cook day
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# haha yes!
i know a bunch of fans have little meet ups in london, i keep meaning to get vulga form /talk to go to one with me. when me and him go drinking we just sit in the pub quoting peter cook. we are all of the tragic.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# To celebrate the life and times of Peter Cook himself
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# wouldn't invite
that bloody greta garbo though
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# or gracie fields.
he hated her, altho he usd to live round the corner from her.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# did
she never knock on his bedroom window then?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# hahaha. i dunno about that, but he put her into room 101
along with rabbits.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# argh! my eyes!
what are they doing to my eyes?!?!
(quibble, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# BEDAZZLING YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# still reckon the only good bit of the re-make
is when liz hurley calls her dogs peter and dudley.

although her prancing round in hardly anything makes it watchable
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# aw
i likes rabbits,
may have to look at pictures of mine when i go home, she's been dead too long


"Igor, ready the lightning rod"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# yep, fraid so.
the coloury shading bits are too block and angular to look fluffy.

although they look ace. DONT CHANGE IT!
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# its more bristly then fluffy
but id cuddle it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# aye
so long as the owl eyes dont steal my soul...
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# no just enable you to clean your shoes on them just outside your door
(one of those hedgehog things that you clean off mud with)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# The number one camouflage technique of the Browl
is to disguise itself as a tree


Right before it launches all of your wheaty foodstuffs out of the window!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Indeed
Few have witnessed the camouflage skills of the Browl without going hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Cor this Owlbear gets around
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# hehehe. i like how he's just holding a twig.
proper conspicuously.

you should make some form of comic strip around this fuzzy fellow :)
(quibble, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I think some adventures could be in store for the Browl
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# That and the face has rings and is a similar colour to freshly cut wood.
Like it's had a chunk cut out of its head.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:49, archived)
# yes yes that too
arent YOU the master woodsman today!
*pats*
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Do not pat(ronise) the master woodsman.
For I have access to a large chainsaw and your tender fleshy arm.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# eeek
but my tender fleshy arm is all i have to live for!
you wouldnt take that away from me would you?
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Yes I would, then I would take the other one and your legs.
Then I'm going to have you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# have me do what?
cause i'll tell ya now, i'm not going to be much good at cleaning out the gutters with no arms or legs...
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Oh no, I'll be cleaning out your gutters if you know what I mean.
By which I mean brutal anal sex
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# ohhh.
ohhh in that case i'll be practically unable to stop you...
rape ahoy!
(quibble, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# How would I do that?
I don't know any hoy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# i guess i'd better bend over then...
(quibble, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:11, archived)
# what have I told you
about encouraging brutal anal rape on the internet?!
I won't want you once you're damaged goods you know.
(.underwhelmed, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# aw but. but.
i'm sorry, i can't play today jeru, i have to go home now :(
(quibble, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Damaged goods?
How could you even tell with him?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# you make a good point!
tell you what, pay his food bills and you can have him all week.
(.underwhelmed, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I've already got some cat food around here, that will do.
Oooh, and a nice shiny collar for you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:28, archived)
# put a glace cherry on it
and he'll eat it.
add marshmallows and he'll probably have the bowl as well
(.underwhelmed, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:31, archived)
# frankly, im terrified!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I would like to see a hybrid of the entire population of the hundred acre wood in a single awkward entity
it would also include a donkey, a pig, and two kangaroos. And a tiger. And a rabbit. Basically it would be horrible.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# This prophetical gathering
is too hideous to be rendered on canvas!
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Well now
That's just fine.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Braw!

(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# ¡la victoria será la mía!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(No peppers anymore, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# i have to admire your effort of using an inverted exclamation mark instead of the lazy way out by means of an 'i'
if not for the effort involved with the picture itself
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I think the picture's fab.
Shush.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:34, archived)
# so I shouldn't admit
I used babelfish... sin embargo tengo gusto de él (i)
(No peppers anymore, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:39, archived)
# character map
you lazy fuckers (and yes i have read how Monsieur Non Poivre did it)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Poivres...
s'il vous plaît !
(No peppers anymore, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# and unless i'm taking the wrong context
it'd be Pas De Poivres aussi mes petites.

...onions.
(quibble, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# cock it,
and quibble you're probably right, i was just doing a quick word for word translation.

not spoken french for several years unfortunately, starting to feel my mad skillz slip away
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:11, archived)
# i lived in the alps for 6 months last year
didnt learn nearly enough french though.
stupid english hotels...
(quibble, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# bee thread
Down there \/
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:35, archived)
# haha
Ay, ay, ay! Me ha molestado!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Lo siento terriblemente para usted
(No peppers anymore, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# what is it with the bee need?
think i'll have to join in at some point
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:13, archived)
# x2cv

nearly done, just soldered the legs on, thinking about some whip airels now
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
# *wants more than earlier*
Bloody fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# fantastic stuff.
We are gonna need a whole set of stills against a green screen so don't let me down ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I had a quick go
earlier

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Woo yay!
Hoopla also.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Superb work there!
Carry on :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# too cool
for school
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# The detail is amazing on that.
How did you do all the panelling? It was just a smooth plate last time I saw it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:33, archived)
# cutout shapes
super glued on and painted
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Wow
Wow
and wow once more!
That is a fantastic piece of modelling wonderment!
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Spaceman Spiff?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 26 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Lovely!
Has it been shopped into Mars photos yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# wow
great work!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:11, archived)
# where are the death ray ports?
all aleens needs deth rayz!!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
#


Previously.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:19, archived)
# keen on MDMA much?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Actually, not really.
I like this one though, I am very pleased with it as a concept.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I really like it
It's the sort of thing you'd make a fortune from putting on a tshirt and selling at festivals
(.underwhelmed, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:30, archived)
# 24
years of pill taking has never done me any harm and I doubt I'll stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:21, archived)
# pft.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I read that as
ham
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:22, archived)
# 24 years of hamtouching
has never done you any harm
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# But that cat staring at you from the ceiling is pretty scary
And the albatross.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I've never had anything but a good time
but it's been a good few years since I last dropped a little mint green thing and ended up snogging my (gay) mate in a graveyard (I was young).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# only 4 here but i've discovered i can only do it maybe twice a year now
we used to get mdma straight from a guy who's uncle made it. everything else isn't as good.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I onlt bother when I'm in :London
and out for the weekend with no responsibilities but considering the shite you get these days I'd be looking at 4-6 a night Thurs-Mon.
I think there is a bag of 250 mitzis in my flat ( well, what's left of 250 since I was last there )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:26, archived)
# are they good mitzis? of late they seem to be mostly speed
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I've been lucky
( well you tend to get decent gear when you buy a 250 bag ) and rarely had any rubbish. A few times I've been in Heaven or similar with my gay crowd and been ripped off for crap when it's 4 am and I've run out. But then it's my fault for being in a state where I don't remember that it is exactly this that the rip off merchants bank on.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# have you tried 2-cb?
thats my current favourite substitute. its kinda like mdma but more hallucinogenic with out the mongyness
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:36, archived)
# no, I'm not that interested these days.
If I'm in London and going out and there are no more in the shoe box I know a man to call. This is my total knowledge of the modern drug scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:40, archived)
# best way to be really i'd say
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Are you coming to the meet off or on?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I'll be off
but I expect I'll have a goodie bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I need to pick up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Oh if I'm holding
then I'm holding. I don't do a couple of pills in my ticket pocket. I'll most likely have enough for all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Not that, just weed.
I have.... none.

Although that's very generous of you, if you do.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Think how you could have turned out without its soothing influence.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I know. I might have needed drugs to
fix me. Good job I turned out nice again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:27, archived)
# i just annoy myself when i'm on pills
because afterwards i still think whatever i got up to was fuckin hilarious, but mostly everyone else has other ideas :(

...like the time i decided to touch everyone at my party's tongue with my tongue. to prove some Vague kind of point.
i got a LOT of odd looks that night.
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Only because
you were carrying it around in a Swan Vestas box
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# But a LOT of tongue.
So all is well.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# well certainly.
my girlfriend wasn't so approving though. ha.

oo-er she's on the board. act natual. Act Natural!!
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Especially as you caught Hep B.
Or have you not told her yet?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# i'm going to pretend i know what that is
other than vaguely knowing it's a bad sti thing.
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I'm fairly sure there's a pamphlet/greetings card which covers it.
"Sorry I've given you Hepatitis"
Then a drawing of an unhappy puppy or something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:41, archived)
# You can get it in other ways
blood transfusions, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:43, archived)
# well i'll steer clear of them then!
thanks for the heads up, some of the lads were gonna get crazy at the weekend. and, yknow...
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# And dirty needles.
Basically all of the normal ways, so no horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Well I was more going for the Hepatitis which is orally transmittable, hence keeping vaguely on topic with the tongue thing.
I think that is B, although it my by A, I have very little knowledge of these things.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# B is the one in saliva
although I remember being told in Biology that you'd have to drink half a wheely bin full of infected saliva to risk catching it
(.underwhelmed, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# B's blood, isn't it?
*checks the internet* The internet says blood. Well, wikilyingpedia.

I could call my dad, he has hepatitis. But he's also asleep.

edit: blood and saliva? Oh I don't know. Fuck off, internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# from what I recall,
A is transmitted in a bit more '2girls1cup style'
(.underwhelmed, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# He's not got A.
It's either B or C.

*racks brain*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# still pretty rough
either way I'd have thought :(
(.underwhelmed, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Nah, he's like Keith Richards.
Totally pickled, although has just gone his first year sober (well, except weed) for 30something years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# the winner gets a free tongue licking
get guessing!

edit: yeah i skipped a part and thought you were talking about me. i guess tongue licking is off the menu...
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:55, archived)
# :D well done for editing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# :)
(quibble, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# on the board...
and reading this :P

but look at me being all nice and not passing comment on you plus drugs! :)
(.underwhelmed, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# quiet you
i kick ass when i'm on drugs!
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
#
kick kiss

Oh you and your drug addled experiments!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# dude.
i TOLD you to act natural.
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Man.
Gnarly...or something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:55, archived)
# yeahhhh!
sweeet.
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# jeru, you're not on drugs right?
cos otherwise i feel like i should be taking lots of drugs.. FUCKING PEER PRESSURE.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Oh sorry.
*climbs off KittyVomit*

Plus I'm fairly sure I told you I don't even drink. If you can think of anything enjoyable, I won't do it!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:38, archived)
# good boy,
i don't need drugs to be a neurotic annoying cunt. hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# What are you like when drunk then?
Still neurotic but with worse hand-eye coordination.

"Imsh gon end it al"
"Why won thish raschor blade behav?"
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# oh when i'm pissed i'm either really fucking miserable or just being loud,purile and dirty.
so not much difference from when sober.
altho i'm trying to not drink for a while, i have a slight problem with drink.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:49, archived)
# *resists urge to quote airplane line*
I would have thought that zie depression and drink would never be a good combination to be honest.

What happened with the splendid (sounds better than happy) pills?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# still on the anti-wanker pills.
well antidepressants.
when i remember to take them, basicly they just stop me from doing really stupid things, still think about doing silly things all the time, but don't do them, which is good i guess.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Hahah anti-wanker pills.
If only they existed.

And I could contaminate the world's water supply with them.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# hahaah
with a slight tinge of 'oh. erm.'
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
#
MacaDaMiA
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Eyyyyyy Macadamia.
AOOOIYAA!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I invented an alien representative for my mates techno band
he was called Medemea and looked pretty much the stereotypical bug eyed alien.

MDMA with an E between each letter.

Just coincidence of course...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# mmm
nuts
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# MaDMAx
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:30, archived)
#
MaiDMariAn
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# that bloke in
Willow, before he got really fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Madmartigan?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:55, archived)
# that's
the dashing fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Let's bowl!


Needs detailing, and possibly a spell check.
But you know it means my new vid is in links.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Yay! :D
Great stuff.
Congrats on your clipstar win! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Thanks!
The money arrived just as my car needed a new exhaust for £500. How rock and roll can you get?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Oooh.
Handy!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Nice except,
the white bits in the letter As?

Is that meant to be there?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
# It is a design feature!*

* I'm lying. There is much to finish.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:22, archived)
# i think barney's
has three 'a's
but don't think it matters too much
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I'd say 'bowlarama' instead.
'Bowlerama' gives the impression where a city gent might find some fetching head-based attire for the commute to his place of work.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 May 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I think
that sounds a fine idea!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
# as a fine place
to find a critter :D
(JadeFalcon, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:34, archived)
[challenge entry] OXO
ThrupneyBit
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:03, archived)
# 90% of my Os & Xs games go exactly like that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# 's what happens when you play against yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Stop insulting me now :[
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# love you :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Love you too :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:19, archived)
# GAY.
Well, I guess it's past midnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 May 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Its so fun though?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Eternal damnation.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
#
against with
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Hey NoobSoul.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Howdy!
How goes it with Gingey?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Good, i was on the phone just.
How goes it with Gingey?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Good, we're going to the cinema tomorrow :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I'm in a vety rare
club of b3tans who remembers having bits and tanners to buy sweeties with.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# The over 40's.
Although there are quite a few of us mid-30's knocking about..
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# yeah but
your sic all lunatics.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I hated it
When decimilisation hit and a Penny Carmel became One New Pence, thus doubling in price!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:10, archived)
# But there were halfpennies for ages.
Barefaced rip-off.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# You could only buy
Mojo's and Fruit Salads for a 1/2d (Edit saw below and Mojo's used to be called Black Jacks)
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:13, archived)
# fuck me if
I could not kill a man for some mojos right now.

edit:/ yes, they tasted better as black jacks.

And parma violets. who the fuck decided we don't ned parma violets any more?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I remember being told
That Parma Violets made girls farts smell nice!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# haha, how rare!
I used to be able to take a tanner down to the local shop for a 'smith's mix' ( shopkeeper was Mr Smith).
It was like a poor man's lucky bag I suppose. Can't even remember what was in it entirely but there was fruit salad, black jacks, a refresher, lolly ( the big round sugar one), a bazooka Joe, 2 sherbet flying saucers, a white mouse and a liquorice stick. All for tuppence ha'penny.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
# We had that in Scotland as well
Saving up Bazooka Joe wrappers for a secret spy kit and a whistling ring became an obsession!

GTG, Time for work!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# bubbye. have fun
X-RAY SPECS FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# You can get big ones now.
About the size of Refreshers!!

All that soapy goodness!

yummy
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 May 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Ici
www.aquarterof.co.uk/advanced_search_result.php?keywords=mojo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I have no idea what those
imposters are, I'm talking about liquorice, aniseedy things that made your mouth go black like in a hammer house of horror zombie movie. Great for chasing girls round the playground.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# How the hell should I know?
You may as well 'Bee talkinge lyk this, verily'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
# haha.
fucking ankle biters.

I'm going to bore you to death at the bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Phwoar, Grandpa.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Parma Violets are gopping.
We used to get 2 'little bears' for a ha'penny
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:22, archived)
# oh thank god for you
no one else likes them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:33, archived)
# tell me about it.
Decimalisation took quite some time and started in 69 but was still going on in 72 ( the transition I mean ) I remember ( or more I remember being told a lot about this ) having to count up the new money for my grandmother at the corner shop and tell her how much it was in real money for the goods. She used to go mental about it all doubling in price.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I still remember
using shillings as 5p pieces and florins as 10p.
And the 50p with the hands on it. Smart coins, all.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 May 2008, 23:10, archived)
# At school we used to put pennies into silver nitrate
and pass them off as half-crowns to buy fags
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Black-jacks at 4 for a penny
and string-tobacco
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Nah... never had them
but I do remember when the 'punt' & teh 'pound' were the same value
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Wonderful.
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# This is good
Very nicely & *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Ta
I'm happy I posted it now instead of saving it for the day-shift
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Me too... I likes it muchly
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I quite like this.
1*unit of woo.
2*unit of yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:15, archived)
# My love is bigger than your love. We take more drugs than a touring funk band.
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:03, archived)
# This is very ace!
Great style
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# This is fucking amazing and is most definitely
not receiving the attention which it deserves.

I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# If ghibli
made a film about a giant headed man trying to hide the fact the is masturbating under his jacket.. he would be the star.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:19, archived)
# that's delightfully disturbing
and I know what song the title refers to as well.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Sing it.
(BlackCat, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I Propose a game of Bee thread


CHRIST THATS ALOT OF BEE-PLIES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Helibee!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# IT'S NOT A PARTY WITHOUT CLANSOUL IN THE CORNER!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# oh you sod
i just poured tea over my fucking tablet
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Hopefully it wasn't a water soluble tablet.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Or even a .....tea soluble one......
Oh I crack myself up!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Are you a.....er......um....tectonic plate?
FUCK!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Plate!
hahahahahaha!
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# *glares*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Like powerful headlights.
Only magnified. So that they glare more.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# too far.
not enough plate.
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# just fucking post a picture of a bee
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Will do.
I'll make a new one just for you.
Edit: *points up*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# thar you go!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# YAY BEES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# A Bee determined to take off!
Yay for sneakers
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Woooozzz!
niceness :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
# HOORAY FOR BEES!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I DON'T HAVE MANY BEES :<

I'll animate one some time, just for you.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# DO IT
BEE PUNS ARE THE BEST
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I can't bee-lieve you
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# watch out bee-hind you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# what? what could it bee?
????
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:18, archived)
# This is far too clever for b3ta ;)
I clicks
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:01, archived)
# bee-ta?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:03, archived)
# ta-dum!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I STILL LIKE THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# That actually made my urethra sting.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# big
hella lols.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Pfffft!
you owe me wee

& a dry chair
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Have a speedy bee.Zooooom
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I cant focus on this bee - you picture appears to be broken
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# It's zooming past the camera.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Thanks a funky camera
All my pictures have alot more colours in it :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I still love this.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# this made me grin like a mong
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# baked bees!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I don't think I've ever done
anything with a bee in it.

*sits in corner*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Heeeeello
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I read that as deagostini frendly
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Best of all the friendly things.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Hoorah!


and goodnight all you lovely b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Woo
sleepy tight good sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:55, archived)
# HOOS FRED?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# thats no bee
wheres its wings
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# it's a baby bee
duh
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Thon's a happy bee
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# a B thred you say
I'll have to think outside the box on this one

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# ^
it's got a B inside of it.

cop out or pun! you decide...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# TIGERBEE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# caffeine bee is here!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# beeeeee


Click for bigger (368KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I have no bees :(

so I give you some tommy instead
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Ey up Chunders.
Ready for next week?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 May 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Hello sir :)
am indeed...
there is a chance I shan't make it though
the missus has been away for a bit & gets back the day before...
there will be some catching up to do :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Oh noes! (the bash) Aceness (the return of the missus).
Bring her with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Me neither
but this is superb
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Thank you
most kind :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# bees on peas!
Photobucket
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Wings of solitude fly me to my discontent,
pollen weeps off me.

What is a hive?
Am I not in it?
I feel alone, even in crowds.

I can't stand the flowers no more,
I'll end it all,
Stinger through my heart.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# BEES AND PEES
YEEES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# for my next trick
bees with knees on peas with geese!

oh hold on that's a hard s. bugger.
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# aahaahahaha
this made me giggle lotsly.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Gees!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
#


edit- this is on the popular page ? it was p3te that made it, nae me !
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# This is rather lully
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# awww
nice
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I love this.
I love this hard.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 26 May 2008, 23:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:26, archived)
# this
is
gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Cor
Fantastic.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 27 May 2008, 19:52, archived)
# This is f***ing awesome!
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Bananas you say
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:03, archived)
# fucking hell!
awesome stuff
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Beeeeeeeeeees
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Mon 26 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# i
am
hypnotised
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# this took WAAAY too long
almost 20 minutes :(

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# hahaha
thats BEETIFUL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# it's also after your pint
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I dont have a pint
I have a tea
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# You may be safe then
but that means.... it's after MY PINT!

GET AWAY! *flaps wildly*
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Hurrah!!!
Mutant Bee:



...Might be a bearoast.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Beeee-uerrghhh!

my graphics tablet's pulling a sicky :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# thats a giant queen alien
that looks like a bee
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Perhaps
It's a bee pretending to look like a giant queen alien that looks like a bee???
Maybe it's not a bee after at all and in fact an earwig???!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:21, archived)
# But it has wings!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I love the timing. How there's such a short amount of time spent looking out the window.

This is just genius.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# look down
I think I was b3tan to it :o
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Irrelevant.
Yours is better :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Sorry, mstandot.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I said his was better.
More thought out, rather than a quick and dirty pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# HAHAH
YES.
Post it post it post it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# ning!
as you might have guessed I fixed my computay, and now have tattyshop back (god help us all)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Yay!
Hello sir, I take it you're good?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# aye, grand!
just got a new jobbie! start when I'm back from holiday. How are ya? Not been round these parts much lately so I've probably missed a lot of things
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Not bad, not bad! All is going quite well for me right now :]
B3ta's been meh, but I've not been around as much so that's got to have helped.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# damn
I've not been about much, shoulda known it had been done!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Yours is done better.
Mine's just part of my own bandwagon...
here
and here
also here
the original
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# haha crikey, full of woo they are as well
that's a rather versatile source pic!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I saw a poster advertising an Anarchist rally in Bern
which just goes to show what hypocrites they are.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# my favourite anarchist slogan is "NO WAR BUT THE CLASS WAR!"
i love the image of toffs on steeds charging out to meet the middle class armed with japanese kitchen knives, shotguns and organically sourced molotovs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# It doesn't beat
a mountain of identically printed tshirts in H&M all emblazened with rebel.

I saw it and i think i little bit of wee came out.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# or Che t-shirts worn by people with no idea who he is
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# funny story...
..when i was younger about 8 i think i was. . I thought he was the lead singer of rage against the machine. as that was the only thing I'd seen his mug coupled with.

My sister mocked me for hours.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I saw a protest against the Iraq war in Luxembourg City
And while they were all busy eschewing violence, nearly all of them carried Che flags. How many people did he kill again...?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# hehe
reminds me of

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qpjmPPUHD98
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# SMOOOOSH!
G'nite b3ta
Unrelated link your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# No, you're a towel!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# I've loved that forever.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# erm
that link was created by a b3tan
a number of years ago, in relation to the b3ta meme
what makes you think most b3tans will be unaware of it?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I never said anyone wasn't aware of it....
I just wanted to say www.yourallgay.com
Anyways.... I digress I must sleep
G'nite b3taians!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# that's fair enough
i found a pictue of your dad
images.cache.google.co.uk/%30paint%20bucket%20mong/imgres=yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# tell him I said hi
OMG what are you doing to him?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# taking a picture
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# oh wait thats not my dad
i29.tinypic.com/2uxvfab.jpg
I like your new tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# classy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# lol
Shot through the heart...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Urgh why am i still up?
*logsoff*
This is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# SMOASH THE STOATE
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Smoosh the stoat....
Kamikaze....where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# SMOSH!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# FLOATING ANARCHIC BRICK WALLS ATTACK
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Bindun, but still- have David Mitchell without his telly makeup on.
Source here www.sueterryvoices.com/images/artist/full/david-mitchell.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Nice one Rev!...Oh!
Most excellent!

Have a click.

Damn, I'm first replying again!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# :D yes, I'm a dirty little copypuss
ta dude
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# He
so should of been cast in the role of the mexican girl from the 2nd season of heroes

Muerto's di mitchell!!

Edit: who needs character names when you can characterise from national denomination!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# What's that David?
You want me to kill them? Kill them all?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# For some reason I do imagine you very much in his vein.
Except more unmoved by everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# and grumpier
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I deny this allegation vigourously.
I'm almost nonchalant to the point of apathy.

"What's that Tom? You want to bring back National Service? The young people of today have got no respect? Alright stop waving your cane at me for fuck's sake!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# i was born at the age of 50 and just keep getting older
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# A bit less knowing stuff about History and Politics
and a bit more being insane and it's about right.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Do you chat girls up by explaining Stalingrad?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Well I don't chat up girls as I believe we've touched on.
But I imagine I'd walk over and say:
"If I can just take a minute of your time to be splendid."
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# And then the injection of bile and sand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Not really, I'd probably have to at least buy them a drink first.
Oh...
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I can't imagine you dealing with currency.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# My Gentleman deals with the monetary side of things.
I find it quite tiresome.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Your gentleman?
Your....chap?


That's impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# My Gentleman's Gentleman
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Your gentleman has a gentleman?
How very upper class of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Having a Jeeves of my own would be the best thing ever, despite my misgivings about pissing money away on things I could do myself.
Constant source of comic mischief. CONSTANT!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Do you laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Not often, but that's because there's usually no-one around so it's an unnecessary vocalisation.
Humour and comedy on the other hand is right up there at the top, even before self preservation and survival instincts.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# anyone claiming to be insane
is tediously sane

see also 'wacky' 'crazy' or 'bonkers'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I am quite tedious, I don't deny that.
I'm not really insane, it's just a damn sight easier than explaining that I have an atypical view of life which people would just class as insane anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# whoa bugger me
i thought that was a rev j pick, and i'm mean that in the absolutely best possible way. thats brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# :D ta
it's the first of this sort of thing I've tried, I hope I can get better at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
#
crash dodge and burn baby, dodge and burn ;)

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Easy tiger.
Someone might think you're being nice.

Quick, punch me in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# No. I'm not that sort of bloke.
now, if you had said donkey punch I'd have been right in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# if you're going to hit me
at least let me enjoy the look on your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I was late with the link :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Right, well you're never coming anywhere near me then.
Anyone who wants to make my arse look like Angelina Jolie can piss right off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# *cuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# *has face buried in ginger armpit*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# god i love that cartoon
i don't even have to click the link for it to make me smile
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Pink Sock
is possibly the best thing I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# cheer up son
it's not your fault you're not funny

/flamebait
:D
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# He's marvellously funny.
It's the other one which isn't.

/flamebait II
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# But... but...
The Smoking Room...? :( That's such a good program.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I'll give him that.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# he didn't write it though
so that might have something to do with it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# No, all incorrect.
The gay one who isn't really but plays a bit of a mince but then when you look at him closely he's all raging and stuff, now HE'S hilarious. The little fat bloke, his sidekick, his hardly funny at all, except when he's on QI.
Spontaneous chat from anyone a bit intellectual and dry is always funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# i was maybe sort of lying
i think they work as a great pair
but on their own it just doesnt have the same snap. they just bounce of each other well.

although i've not watched peep show in ages, because i've for some reason got it stuck in my head that i dont like it...
i think it was cause their cringey stuff doesnt make me want to watch more. it makes me want to crawl inside myself and die.
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# incorrect, i'm afraid
they are both excellent in 'peep show'
and the first series of the tv sketch shoe they did was fantastic

ZOMG! PEEPAL HAV DIFFRENT OPINIONS!!!! LOL!!!!111oneoneone
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Sorry.
I just don't fancy the fat one therefore I am correct and everyone else is not with the program.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:55, archived)
# SHUSH YOU :(
I'M CRYING NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# YOUR TEARS ARE SALTY AND DELICIOUS!!
THEY TASTE LIKE WINS!
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# MY TEARS ARE TEARS OF FREEDOM.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# That's David Mitchell???
I thought he looked more like this:

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Sharky and Jeeeeez
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Yay!!
David Mitchell is awesome.
He has lovely beady eyes.
Have an obligatory Brandon Boyd alien:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I really like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Thankyou :D
I did another alien earlier:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# would you keep that fucking thing away from me.
seriously.
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Aww, you made him cry :'[
He just wants to be loved.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# he makes me lose my boner.
and i was proud of that boner.
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Maybe this will help
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# mmmmm
them's good eatin'
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# What was that?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Hahah what?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:13, archived)
# He has the cold dead eyes of a shark,
and I fear him.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Eyes...
...and mouth:



I really should stop pearoasting this, but I'm a tiny bit proud of it.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I think that
was the inspiration for this
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# SHAARK?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# well
that's seen me off for a settled night's sleep
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Night night mister micto.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# marvelous
if only Webb was hear so he could improbably suck the black pus out of my eyes and make all better.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Webb's got a slightly less shitty haircut than the Heroes gringo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# black blood from eyes...
only 2 days till next heroes, woo! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I don't care what your name is or isn't

(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Classic b3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:25, archived)
# but you do care that she appears to be holding a rather large cocknballs?
cause i'm concerned to say the least...
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# haha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Spit or swallow?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I vote gargle...
then spit at the drummer.
(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# A mighty fine answer!
I may add this to my business card
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Hahahah ^this
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Just our luck
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Why is there a walnut whip on mars?
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Hahahah nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# has anyone else been singing bowie all day?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
# probably
i haven't, but by the law of averages, it's very probable
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
# no need
my dad's been playing the classic rock lp so I have been hearing a full orchestral version. :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
# no
babylon zoo
Spaceman
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
# you poor cunt
AAAAAAAaaaaagaDOOOOO DOO DOO
psh pineapple, shake the tree!

/anything to help
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# my friend told me today that he saw the words
"Space-mon" and thought that was like a rasta in space
he named it "Rastranout"
I lolled
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# in space
no one can hear you monging out to the wallpaper for the fifth time this week
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# they hotbox in their helmet
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# :o
you could totally do that!
i bet being stoned in space ROCKS!

damn those rastronauts! when will they share their joy!?
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# The All-England Non-stop Charity Bowiethon Team
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
# best team ever
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I've alwoays found them to be a sack of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# this is a team
that i would be part of
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Nope, Tom Lehrer's 'We Will All Go Together When We Go'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
# no
but was last night after hearing that fairly decent version of changes in shrek 2
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:19, archived)
# hahaha! Aces
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Poor martian anal toy...
I'm watching Austin Powers here, anyone else noticed during the cryogenic revival phase A: He has chest hair in the shape of a CDC and B: The 'Warm Liquid Goo' machine is a chip pan?

Watched this film at least 5 times before and this is the first time I've noticed that!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# noticed the chip pan, but not the shape of his chest hair, so i doubt it was deliberate
need more of a flanged base, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Ah well, who cares, I love Austin Powers,
got the trilogy sparkly boxset, just got to Random Task's intro, yeah baby yeah! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Nice,
smooth

Would be even better if the water dried up too..
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Haha.
Did I get my inspiration for my username's suffix from you, or did you from me?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Most brill.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
# did i miss something?
:-s
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
# new probe landed on mars today looking for life
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:19, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:22, archived)
# cos space is cool?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# looks cold
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# :D
Have a woo, a click and this footage from Mars:


Click for disproportionately large animation (736kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# thats a big domino
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# fantastic!
have a shot of teh status of the foot:
(chippy time travel agents, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# status
took me way too long
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Mon 26 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Not shopped (much)
apart from a bit of vignetting and maybe some exposure compensation, but I thought any resident car nuts might like to see some car pron.

Clicketh for set:

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
# dave?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
# nice to see you back dave*
*it wouldn't be nice to see him back, as it would mean 'ignore' was broken, plus this photo is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Nick?
O-o
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I want that humber
give it to me
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# CAAAAAAAR



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea for compo......
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 26 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# in a new thread?
HOW DARE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 26 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
# PENIS
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
# yes?
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# what does one look like?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# A bit like Scandinavia
without the Norway
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# then what the Hell have i got between my thighs?
looks like croatia...
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Silly quibble,
that IS Croatia.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
# i was wondering why i kept finding gulash
under the bedsheets in the morning
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Yeah, sorry about that.
I get hungry sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:10, archived)
# you stay out of there!
we have a peace treaty now!

wait for it...wait for it...

Damn You! hungary? like the country? you make me sick.
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Oh, My God
I make myself sick!

I didn't see that platinum-quality pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# I THOUGHT YOU WERE SETTING ME UP!
WHY CANT YOU JUST BE COOL!?!
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# aaah!
hahaha, next time i pull i shall have to bring a map with me to compare.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
# They're funny little things,
normally about ten, eleven inches long.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# *examines trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
# oh my!
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
# you young scamps
getting your metric and imperial measure mixed up....



fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
# What's that in pubic inches?
When it's a foot, does it stop being a cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Like this.
*makes huuuge cylindrical shape with hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# oh all right
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# DAVE HEDGEHOG!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
# hello miss vomit
you're you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
# OMG,
Italy looks like a boot!
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# talking of the compo
has any one put brian may in a crown on a british note yet?

I would but i have other things to attend to.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Yes
somebody did.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# knock knock
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Who's there?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
# doctor
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Doctor Wh.... OH MY!
Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:10, archived)
# :D
how many ethiopians can you get ni a mini?
/just trying to put as many old jokes in this thread as possible, as the idea that scandinavia looks like a cock is something i discovered in primary school
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Primary school?
How old are you?
Maybe discovered whilst at work perhaps, would be more accurate...hmm?

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# What. The. Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# * police report a whale in the thames
* priests report pope "rumoured to be catholic"
* bears filmed "taking a shit in the woods"
* archstanton seen "posting OMG SCANDINAVIA LOOKS LIKE A COCK" on b3ta having clearly not looked at the site for the last five years, let alone the last 5 days of this so-called "compo" where it's been done quite a few times
* julian clary "suspected of taking it up the chuff like a fairy"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Parabuteo pardus

They are extinct in the Balkans apparently, Terry Wogan shot them all on Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Buzzhard.
scary frikkin' thing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
# needs more ice cream :D
(does it have eyes?)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 26 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
#
How does it smell see?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
# They 'sense' their prey with their sinister tongues
I believe they smell out of their ears, a first for the family
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I read that as - and fist the family
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Haha
/Obvious reaction
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I like this
I like all your stuff.

Will you marry me? I have a bad tendency to get irritable when I'm tired and irritate people on internet forums but I'm lovely really.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Sounds normal
Carry on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I saw a crow today, he was eating an ice cream, he saw me looking at him, I quickly turned and pretending nothing happened

edit : this is pigeon btw
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 26 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Ice Cream For Crow
It's so hot
looks like you have three beaks crow
the moon's so full
white hat on a pumpkin
you know there's something
the moon was a stone's throw
stop the show
I need to say hello
to the crow
light the fire piano
the moon showed up
and it started to show
tonight there'd be ice cream
ice cream for crow
ice cream for crow
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 26 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I
scream

you scream

Ice cream for crow.

We got played this in a lecture.. It was met with general confusion... unsuprising really.

x
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Ice Cream For Crow!
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Mon 26 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# is this some kind of in joke?
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
# :)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_Cream_For_Crow
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
# ohhhhhh!
/still doesnt see what the fuss is about
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Hahaha
As you do

^above^
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I like the nobbly knees
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
# btw? ftw?
Fantastic either way.

Yay for birds!

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# I had this idea:


So I made it & posted it for you
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Mon 26 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
# bindun!
and fp'd!

but great minds think a like!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
# bah
and more bah
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Mon 26 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
# "Strike the pose, there's nothing to, err.... it. Vague"
As Bill Bailey once said, while making vague hand movements.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 26 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Is that you David?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

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