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# Trying out blender's depth-of-field focus thing.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:06, archived)
# gah! it wibbles.
'Ning all btw

edit: also is good!
Sorry, my woo-bility has been eroded by a lame assed w/end.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)
# that's lovely
though I fear it is about to take off and sting me FOR NO REASON
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)
# I tried using Blender a few years back
it gave me a headache.

Is it easier now?

And woo

And 'ning all!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:12, archived)
# nings JS
Blender (to me anyway) is a mire of turgid unintuitiveness

although perhaps it's cos a) I don't have time to learn it properly, and b) I have an attention span of 3ms
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Without help, It's not possible to guess how to work most of the settings in Blender
or even find them. There are more online tutorials than ever, though. Using google is a vital part of the process of attempting to do anything with it.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Both of these answers I find correct
I tried to use it completely green and had nweither the time nor the inclination to lerarn how to do it properly

oh look a butterfly...
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Some tutorials here ,but I haven't watched any of them
www.vimeo.com/channel9142


These are high def. videos and will rape your bandwidth!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)
# oooh, thats nicely done!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Aaaaw
Can I call him Mr. Wiffles?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)
# NO.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# how about
Captain Squiggyton Smugglebunce?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# ALRIGHT THEN.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)
# good name
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# :D
I can sense a rolled up newspaper just out of shot that is giving him the fear!

Woo & 'nings.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
# woo
thass wunnerful!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)
# That spacks really fast in Firefox.
Lovely work - I can't get my head round Blender.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# this^
3ds max is alot easier, but blender looks amazing
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# oooh thas good
i like that
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# 9th June - Flamingo poking
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:07, archived)
# id like to do the horizontal flamingo
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:09, archived)
# saucy
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:57, archived)
# heheheh!
I would love to see the next scene, where the flamingo gets so pissed off, that it peck the kids eyes out :D

excellent as usual, Mr Pol!

oh, and NINGLES /BOARD!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:12, archived)
# Chernobyl Cat is poking a flamingo.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:20, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:22, archived)
# hehehehe!
marvelous!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:24, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:49, archived)
# This is good.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Ta.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:49, archived)
# That time of year already?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of you poking your bird?
'ningles all.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:04, archived)
# hehe, ning duder
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)
# I'm knackered!
Been awakes since 11:30pm!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:12, archived)
# whoa,
how come; partying hard?

You wild hostelier
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)
# hahaha
poke
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Out of hummus this morning...


...so unshopped in the hope that someone with functioning hummus can come up with an amusing Madeline McCann joke.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:01, archived)
# Naw, s'too early in the morning for anything clever.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:04, archived)
# That's what I thought...
...but I'd just cleared the memory card on my digital camera and found this. They ran this promotion last summer... around the time Maddy vanished!

Talk about bad timing?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:05, archived)
# maddy was eaten by a dingo


As clearly shown in this unshopped picture.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:08, archived)
# No, so here is an unshopped picture of maddie alive and well:
O
/I\
/ \
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:15, archived)
# *takes*
*sells to tabloids*

*profits*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:18, archived)
# there maddie isn't!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Are you retarded?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# insensitive
surely?
:P
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)
# My thoughts exactly...
(.)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# At last a real lead
in the Maddie case!
quick! call the tabloids!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)
# It's the 7am snail!


'Ning!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 6:59, archived)
# Yay!
*waves....slowly*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 7:05, archived)
# Surely
that's the 6.59 snail
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 7:07, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 7:09, archived)
# It to set off at 6.59 to make it here by 7.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 7:11, archived)
# nope its the 6:59 snail
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 7:08, archived)
# Some say he was ahead of his time
Like the book "1984"
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 7:13, archived)
# hahaha
1984 simply wasn't set far enough in the future.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 7:15, archived)
# Happy Monday.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 5:14, archived)
# Is it ok to say "would"?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 5:22, archived)
# of course it is.
she's had more turnips up inside than most supermarkets stock in a year.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 5:25, archived)
# there's one in her now
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 6:57, archived)
# happy day to you, too.
why do you have to retype your name? do you share your computer with someone?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 5:26, archived)
# No, but
I worry about passwords and such*, so I always clear out my cookies and ting.

*Everything, really
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 6:04, archived)
# look, downloading porn is nothing to be ashamed of
unless it's illegal, when you do need to clear it to protect your arse. I recommend a large electromagnet on your hdd incase you get raided.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 6:26, archived)
# It's not the porn I'm ashamed of
It's the OCD :(
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 7:16, archived)
# that's not in alphabetical order
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 7:57, archived)
# I order them
in descending order of percentage of content curved. :P
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:16, archived)
# shirley bindun?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 5:26, archived)
# 'allo
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 5:30, archived)
# g'day!
I'm procrastinating for my exam tomorrow, how bout you?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 5:32, archived)
# I am procratinating on work I was going to do today to save me having to do it tomorrow:)
and I even updated my FACEBOOK
lollololololol

(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 5:47, archived)
# I saw that
the pic gives me the farking fear!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 5:57, archived)
# now that I think of it,
you do look a little jewish!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 5:59, archived)
# niether little, nor circumsised...
but I could pass off for orthodox if I wanted to, especially with my hat!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 6:09, archived)
# DONT TRY AND HIDE FROM ME NOW JEW BOY!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 6:22, archived)
# but but but but but
I'm a kebab!!!

FATWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 6:27, archived)
# "I want my job back! And I want a bigger office! And I want a new car! And I want the city to pay for it all!"

"What kind of car?"
"Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast, and gets really shitty gas mileage! Alright."
"How about a 6000 SUX?"
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:26, archived)
# that movie is full of good lines.
my favourite is simple: BITCHES LEAVE".
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:35, archived)
# "You gonna call me?"
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 7:13, archived)
# "YOU ARE UNDER ARREST, BITCH ASS."
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:52, archived)
# When poodles attack.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:55, archived)
# What film is this?
I am positive I have seen it.

Robocop!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 5:08, archived)
# "Fifteen butts in the sky" by M. Night Shaymalalan.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 5:10, archived)
# love the pic on marry shag kill mate
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 5:26, archived)
# i like the twist at the end of the butt.
it fits my porcine corkscrew penis like a wet velvet glove.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 5:27, archived)
# The Brown 'ning Version
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 5:18, archived)
# original image is from a Matthew Broderick film
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)
# hello hello hello hello hello....


to de-ris, click here.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:45, archived)
# oh god who'd want to steal them?
Keith Richards run out of his old man...
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:48, archived)
# if anyone cares, the lyrics are a bastardisation of nirvana's 'been a son'.
i am neither a hater nor a fan of nirvana. i just thought the story was... amusing.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:53, archived)
# I just like to think that somewhere the remenants of Kurt is going up
someone's hooter. I suppose the alternative is:
Load up on coke,
Bring your friends
it's fun to snort
someone past his end!

(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:54, archived)
# haahahahah.
both to the picture and the news story.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:50, archived)
# confess! it was you, wasn't it?
i expect to see them for sale online soon enough.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:53, archived)
# i wish i had done it but alas there is no way i could every bring myself to go into courtney love's house. even if it be for theft.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:56, archived)
# Ashholes!
Hahaha!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:03, archived)
# i was checking the tv for weather news (we've had storms threatening all day) and this flashed across the 'news'.
time to send another email to the drones complaining that foreign former celebrities are not newsworthy....

also: i gave away a big piece of cake to my neighbour earlier. she looked at it and said "i won't even ask."
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:06, archived)
# Should have chopped the babby finer.
Indeed, someone died. Like it hasn't happened before.

edit: was pic in that? Or am I to look for dead celebs? [/;-D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:12, archived)
# worse: someone died a while ago, everyone moved on, and now the burned bits are not where we thought they were. o no!
i may have to have an abortion to reset the world.

edit: wut?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:16, archived)
# Oh Shit, you mean that.
You can understand why my brain refused to absorb it. LOL
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:36, archived)
# I dont know what that is...
but I like it.
Unless it turns out to be some disgusting bodily fluid of some kind.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)
# the ashes are in your cake.
admit it.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:32, archived)
# i could not sully a SNARN cake with the ashes of a nirvanian.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:37, archived)
# haha
I love that you send complaint letters. I bet there are complaint departments all around the world who know you by name and have very definite opinions about you and your causes, postbear.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:51, archived)
# email simplified things. i used to spend money on stamps.
i go to community meetings, too. there's one coming up soon that i want to attend, on the reworking of a riverside trail and i want to make sure they don't eliminate or screw up the bike path.

edit: that tv station i mentioned is awful. i've emailed them before, about their spelling and other crap.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 5:00, archived)
# Bet she sold 'em for scag
can't imagine she has any kind of income at this point.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:40, archived)
# isn't she a movie star now?
i don't really have an opinion. she had a good album, he did too.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:45, archived)
# Also, this:






(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:26, archived)
# Please don't reply my posts
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:33, archived)
# why not?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:35, archived)
# 7 images, each of which are above 50kb.
RAWR!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:36, archived)
# And we love it like the SLUTS WE ARE.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:37, archived)
# it's breaking my internets :(
cmon about 1/2 a meg for 1 post is a little too much.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:40, archived)
#
447kB, that's 0.447mb I said about half a meg without adding it up and I was pretty fucking close.

Basic maths. I raise you forth year uni maths.

There's no need to be rude when you've gone and posted something large.

Here's a link you may consider reading
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
edit:
Meanwhile you're the first and only person I've put on ignore for a very long time.


Alright, I'm pissed off because it's exam season...(and because I'm about to get capped for using to much internets...)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:46, archived)
# Too bad you won't see this witty reply.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:47, archived)
# It's not very witty
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:49, archived)
# How can you tell? You're ignoring me!
EDIT: Strikeout!

(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:51, archived)
# no I'm being nice
try it sometime....
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:55, archived)
# What if he posted them all as replies to the original post?
would that be better?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:42, archived)
# :S
I suppose that is a point. But he's being a bit of a nit about it all, and I'm in a pretty bad mood.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:47, archived)
# WITTY REPLY GODDAMN IT!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:48, archived)
# a better use of those disgusting things than eating them, sure.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:50, archived)
# Not a fan of weiners, then?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:56, archived)
# i'm not really a fan of anything.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:02, archived)
# well, that's not totally shit
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:02, archived)
# This is good.
*click*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:04, archived)
# I have a gnome.

Show me your gnomes.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:21, archived)
# Nonononono
Gonomes is all about the pictures, not wordlings.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:43, archived)
# have one I did for another b3tard.....
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Happy Gnome Day.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:24, archived)
# "i am not a holy noem."
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Are you perhaps an unholy noem then?
The Anti-noem?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:30, archived)
# ITS NOEM CHOMSKY
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:36, archived)
# WHERE ARE MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE BARS?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:48, archived)
# An ancient art...

I like your gnome.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:35, archived)
# ALSO: WELCOME TO HELL.
it's raining here.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Gnomeday!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:01, archived)
# k, i'll get this out yet again :D
Photobucket
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:59, archived)
# *embraces*
wooclick
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Good night
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:15, archived)
# HAH
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:16, archived)
# Cheesy
And I don't mean the picture ;)
"Clicks"
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# Whistles Innocently

Meh, just seemed approrpriate tonight.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:10, archived)
# correction:
"gansta shit".
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)
# correction:
"gangster"
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)
# no.
i am right.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:18, archived)
# I go sleep now
zz
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Haters on mah turf, they be usin' seamy graphics
Even though he's joinin' in, with his terrible syllabics.
Lookin' like he wants to hate and then he's lookin' like he's fresh,
'Til he raps out an apology, he's never gonna rest.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)
# I just want to say that I wholeheartedly agree
with my rather offended fellow MC
Stop your seamy rap puns right away
You're just lucky that your image is 19K.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:14, archived)
# Always got mah back, dawg, and thats why I love ya,
Even though we ain't related I feel like ya brotha.
We gots ta stick together, even if it's for tonight,
I'm a rappin' stegosaurus, and our rhymes are fuckin' tight.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Just for you two guys...
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:21, archived)
# Monsters on my thread, claimin' turf be his,
this be viru-land, and viru-ass you'll kiss
i only be rappin cause it's give me so much joy,
to sit around pretendin' i'm a Gangsta FanBoy
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# I don't get it.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Mr T dusn' like rap.
if you like rap, then
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# o rly?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# Touché
But I don't think Chuck Norris likes Rap.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:18, archived)
# o rly?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:19, archived)
# You BASTAD!
10 evil points for you!!!
:D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:22, archived)
# fisrt time I've been called a bastad
normally people put more r's in it.

:)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:27, archived)
# I like to know someone better,
before I put my Rs in their face ;)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:32, archived)
# that's all abit r's about
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:34, archived)
# and one of these
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:28, archived)
# oh i wouldn't mind if Rick Astely paid me to give him a facial
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:31, archived)
# awww
poor rick astley.

I sometimes wonder what he did with his life after his amazing musical career.

I would look it up... but Im not really that interested.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:00, archived)
# neither of them
likes pineapple rap.
although mr norris likes pineapple chunks
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:22, archived)
# i'll paraphrase a post i made here a short while ago:
the most amusing and telling thing about these so-called 'gangstas' is that many of them are now establishment crybabies, playing cops and good guys in film and on tv, and are far less credible as antiestablishment role models than many cartoon characters.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:57, archived)
# GMOS4EVAH
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:08, archived)
# GmoS?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:09, archived)
# And Schnurr!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)
# ROCK YOU LIKE A SCHNURRICANE.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Man those are some hip and happening people.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Would
some more
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:16, archived)
# grandma of shoes is hurt in this picture.
its okay though because he looks like a total stud.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:09, archived)
# A stud, several pins and three rows of surgical stitches.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:10, archived)
# OH MY
He hungerz for da brainz.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)
# that poor, wounded dimetrodon-boy.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:04, archived)
# The colors are weird because of burn and doge

But it looks cool, imo.
It's Aaron Gillespie of Underoath btw, if you were wondering.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:43, archived)
# This is pretty good.
Edit: Except for that skid mark on the ear. Woo anyway.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Thanks.
:]
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:47, archived)
# SCAT FTW!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:25, archived)
# It's too big
etc
I can't be bothered caring over 3k.

It's a decent pic. Well done.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Oh shit.
I didn't even notice. Whoops.
Thanks for letting me off. :]
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:47, archived)
# That's 3 kilobytes of my life I'll never get back.
I rate my worth as a human being by bandwidth.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Wow.
I don't even feel bad because I am usually well under 50kb. You'll live.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Also, why did you draw a young Chris Morris?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:50, archived)
# hahaha, it really is!
Kk: If you say you don't know who Chris Morris is, I will have to hurt you.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:51, archived)
# I don't know what young Chris Morris looks like
but of course I fuckin' know he is! I am not THAT undereducated.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Pretty much the same as the normal Chris Morris except he would have loads of spots
instead of massive horrible skin deforming scars.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Aaaah.
Alright, then.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:55, archived)
# I hear he got them from fist fighting time.
You should have seen the other guy.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Really.
Hahah
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:57, archived)
# OH GOD I HAVE JUST REALISED
It looks like ClanSoul, but cool!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH!
And on that note, I'm off for a shower then bed.
Nunight b3ta.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# that's three whole K taken off his life!
*runs out into the street*

OH GOD!! WHY!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!?

*thunder and lightening occurs and the rain pours down*

WHY GOD!?? OH WHY!!

*calmy walks back inside*

Ok, I'm done

:D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Christ, what's with the filesize nazis today?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:59, archived)
# People go through a phase shortly after they've worked out the basic etiquette
where they feel the need to prove to everyone that they know the 'rules' by hassling anyone that steps over any lines.

I think they do it to fit in, but maybe it's just because they don't get much opportunity to tell people off in real life.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Grindin' teeth and lookin' like a badass motherfucker
He still ain't got shit on me and my rhymes, he's just a sucka.
He got burn marks on his skin, he be glarin' like a dick,
But his jaw is fuckin' weird so he just looks so god damn thick.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:46, archived)
# >>ignore<<
Nice pic by the way.
Have a clicky.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Haters just be trippin' cus he ain't got fuckin' skills
He be clickin' on ignore and missin' out on all tha thrills.
I be puttin all this effort just to have a noob ignore,
Get a fuckin' sense of humour, or I'll beat you with tha door.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Steg be gay
Steg be bent,
Stegasaurus arse,
up for rent.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Ignorin' ain't workin', even though you clicked the button
You be lyin', you be trippin', you're as worthless as mutton.
You be bland, hatin' rhymes even with this damn commitment,
You ain't got tha grapes to click this even with your fuckin'... mittens.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Lol
Aight!
Quit dissin tha lord viru, he an internet ninja,
his hair be light brown, donnt u say it ginger!
he be tryin his best to rhyme back to tha beast,
a valiant effort, be worth a point at least?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:59, archived)
# If it's irritatin' you, and you be ignorin' me
You be gettin' no points until you rap a quick apology.
I ain't holdin' out a grudge, I just holdin' up that peace,
But that would be fuckin' smooth and get a point or two at least.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:06, archived)
# Kiss my shiny metal keyboard...
I don't be backin down to a guy who jacked my thread,
Step on my turf offline, you be fuckin' dead
say what yo' like, or even stand ignore me,
truth be told, cant think of a rhyme for sorry!

(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# You are amazing and I love you.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Tha feelin's fuckin' mutual, I love you like a brotha
You be stickin' up for me, even when you're not mah lover.
That's the cru, thats the way, thats the b3ta mind set,
But if someone wants to diss it, they can just go on and get.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:56, archived)
# I'ma rhyme with ya brutha and I'm here to say
that you're the best muthafucka on bee three tee ay,
we're rappin' and toe tappin' and we're here to stay
and you niggaz all dissin' well yo' mommas are gay.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:59, archived)
# That was fuckin' sweet, but I'm steerin' from tha "N"
I'll ignore it cuz you're badass, and it's context so fuck it then.
But a dino and a hexy, that's a badass fuckin' cru,
And if someone starts a-hatin' i'll be there to backup you.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:03, archived)
# the fuckin' stegosaurus is the coolest thing around
and you'll know we're really rockin' with our prehistoric sound,
you'll hear us layin' beats and doing shit just like the classics,
we're the slyest motherfuckers to emerge from the jurassic.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:06, archived)
# We be burnin', rollin', rockin' we be poppin' it fresh,
We're the motherfuckin' coolest rappin' beasties in the west.
Comin' out from the past and steppin' into the present,
MC Pineapple and Hexy, here to fuckin' represent it.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:10, archived)
# i eat eighteen vaginas in a day
so don't even try to say that im gay
everyone hates because i fucking suck
request are made that i throw myself under a truck
i am dumb as hell.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:00, archived)
# It's like watching the fall of civilisation in real time...
Now I'm going to bed, hex you'd best know to gaz me with phone numbers and times and miscellanea.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:06, archived)
# shall do!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:09, archived)
# There's that bit in hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy where the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived a poetry reading by gnawing one of his own legs off.
I always thought that was just a joke up until now.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Vogon Stegasarus...
Oh dear.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:02, archived)
# What is a 'lucka'?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Edit like a ninja, cus I hit the wrong letter,
I got big ass stego-feet, you couldn't do better.
Don't be dissin' all my rhymes, even if I make an error,
I'll ignore it cus you ain't got dedication like this fella.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Yo Steg
I can dig your rhymes. They tight, dawg.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:54, archived)
#
dawg doge
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:57, archived)
# When I say that out loud
it will be pronounced like... doe-jj. Which doesn't make much sense. :]
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:58, archived)
# I just noticed that up there, I was gonna point it out
But you always beat me to it, you're too fast, I ain't got nout.
It takes time to make a rap, though, even if I want to say,
Just a simple little thing, dedication is my way.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:00, archived)
# I be rappin' like a dino, I be kickin' it old school
Even though some fucka's trippin' like I'm actin' like a fool.
This is just the way I roll, don't ask why and don't be hatin',
I've got brothas at my side, they will back me up like Satan.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Yo I be wearin' PJs wit Stegs on them.
Cool like dat yo.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:01, archived)
# even with your explanation of who it is
I still have no idea!

:D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Hahahahah.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:51, archived)
# arg a myspace page!
it'll be full of stupid flash anims and take 3 days to load
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Nah it's okay.
Hahah
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:56, archived)
# they sound quite cheerful
:D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:58, archived)
# They're awesome.
^_^
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:08, archived)
# For some reason I read that link as Murderkrieg,
then wondered if there is actually a band called that.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:53, archived)
# has that ring of 'angry skinhead' about it
does it not

edit: hmm, google say no
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:54, archived)
# How do you see
'murderkrieg' in 'listen to this hot mess'?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:57, archived)
# It wasn't even that, I saw it when I hovered over the link.
Despite the fact myspace.com/oaffawatwhatever only shares a few letters with MURDERKRIEG.

I suspect as with most things, I see the first letter and then make up the rest.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Aaaah
Yeas. That.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:04, archived)
# "GRR. I AM MAD BECAUSE OF MY ASS."
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:50, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:51, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:52, archived)
# my ass.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:55, archived)
# YOUR ASS!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:58, archived)
# ASSTONISHING!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:02, archived)
# ASSTOUNDING
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:04, archived)
# PUMP. ASS.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:04, archived)
# "IS HIS ASS BLOCKED OR MISSING?"
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Server not found


Firefox can't find the server at HIS ASS

* Check the address for typing errors such as
HISS AS instead of
HIS ASS

* If you are unable to load any ASS, check your computer's network
connection.

* If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure
that Firefox is permitted to access the Web.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:54, archived)
# oh my god!


it's a catASStrophe
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:56, archived)
# stop saying "ass".
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:06, archived)
# I'll try

ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS


I tried, damn it
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:09, archived)
# DO NOT BE ANGRY.
IT WILL BE OKAY.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:54, archived)
# the man in the picture used his own hair for toilet paper.
ew gross.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:57, archived)
# ew no way
liek srsly?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Somebody else's toilet paper.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:05, archived)
# yes. i have photographic proof (see above image).
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:05, archived)
# wow.
you're right.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:08, archived)
# the internet is hilarious.
do you feel this wave of comedy?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:10, archived)
# yes.
comedy wave is upon me.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Excellent :)
Have a *click*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:00, archived)
# Fank you.
:]
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:05, archived)
# looks like evan dando...
...if the hardest drug evan dando had ever done was baby aspirin.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:01, archived)
# Poor Spiderman
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Spidey and his pimp ain't got shit on rappin' Steg,
He be movin' on mah turf and I'll cap his fuckin' leg.
Motherfuckas ain't be takin' business from mah hoes,
They be stomped if they be trippin', fuckin' smooshed between mah toes.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Donchoo be dissin' my pimp, ho...
or ill be servin' up about a 150 million years o' bitch slappin!

Late Jurassic Rapper my Ass!

Word!

:p
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Cretatious to jurassic, I be spittin' on yo rhymes,
I'm a fuckin stegosaurus, you can't diss me with yo' times.
I'm a veggie and a gangsta, I be fuckin' wit' yo cru,
And if you be dissin' me, I'ma fuckin' stomp on you.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:39, archived)
# alright what's up with the rapping steg?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Tourettes I think
Or just psychosis.
Tis a tad annoying.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Steg be fuckin' ghetto, he be rappin' on tha board,
But them haters don't appreciate, they be cheap and can't afford.
I'm a fuckin' ancient monster spittin' rhymes out here online,
I be ghetto, I be gangsta, I be just god damn fuckin' fine.

www.b3ta.com/board/8445564
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:44, archived)
#
www.b3tards.com/u/347704ecc2d8903e64fc/who_wears_the_superhero_pants.jpg

Linked because some people can afford to spend time on b3ta but can't afford high speed internet.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:39, archived)
# My word
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:42, archived)
# hi
your pic needs a de-bigulator
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:44, archived)
# no problem
dad?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:46, archived)
# From profile...
Profile for Grampa:

* a member for 4 years, 6 months and 27 days
* has posted 5902 messages on the main board

AHEM
if this is a recycled profile - check the FAQ
(Don't mean to be a git, but my internet connection is pants at home!)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:49, archived)
# um...
I almost feel violated.
:p
Is this some kind of horse-based rickroll? hehe
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:53, archived)
# It's lovely.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Pants?
What kind of speed do you get with pants?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Bigger!!!
Make it bigger!!!
(kidding)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:43, archived)
# live action half life
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:46, archived)
# heh.
i chortled.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:09, archived)
[challenge entry] i should be in bed, DAMN YOU B3TA!
anyhoo...
these are gradually being taken down:


bugrit, nite peeps
EDIT bollocks - forgot to compo it... /thick_cunt
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# hahaha!
Oh lord!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:04, archived)
# be she loved a bit of MP innit
:D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Steg don't need no sleep, he's just fuckin' walkin' history
He be lurkin' on yo nets like a god damn mystery.
Poppin' out tha rhymes like a prehistoric rapper,
I be makin' y'all jealous when you sittin' on tha crapper.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)
# now here's the issue
should I make a bacon sandwich or just go to sleep
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Bed bacon!
Sleep sandwich!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:14, archived)
# I change mind
I have crisps and chocolate

this will be acceptable
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)
# I rub salt and vinegar crisps into my tear ducts when I need a high.
It doesn't help but working is so hard,
my brows and lobes still stay untouched.
Where has my love life gone?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)
# France
your love life went to france

and did a sex

in france
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Un enfant a brûlé mon cou.
Je ne l'a pas aimé.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)
# What you sayin crazy foo!
say words! crazy foo!

what you sayin ain't no words, crazy foo!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Crisps and chocs be good, but they can't compare to bacon,
Make that fuckin' sandwich or your stomach will be achin'.
Steg don't want no meats though, it's a veggie gangsta ballad,
He be rockin' on tha ganja and be munchin' on tha salad.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)
# give me salad and an ak
and I'll give you the world
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Make that fuckin' sandwich, yo, you won't regret it,
Steg be speakin' truths, fucka don't forget it.
Make it now, make it fast, make it tasty and good,
Ain't no fuckin' livin' if you ain't got food.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:14, archived)
# see aboves, no bacons until later
:)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)
# *DEMANDS BACON NOW*
NOW BACON PLEASE, BACON OF THE NOW TIME.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Bacon may be tasty, but a veggie dino disses,
He be blazin' with the salad and the flavour never misses.
Grab your bacon now, if you want a gangsta treat,
But no way Steg bitin' that shit, ain't no need for god damn meat.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)
# I'm sorry, all of our bacon operators are currently unavailable
please hold the line until service is available, in the meantime, YOU WILL LISTEN TO THE MUSIC*clahlachkk*

music: "SCREE SCREEM AAAAEEE Kick reporter, Bjork, (c) 1998"

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAEAEIEIEIE AIAIE

*silence*

ASCCCCCCCCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEE E E E E E E E EE SKEEK SAAKEDLL F
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Bacon operators, christ that game me a fucking horrific mental idea.
In which you would order bacon down the telephone and it would actually come out the speaker, but it would come out as a horrible pink meat mush squeezing through the tiny holes.

*shudders*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:34, archived)
# it's like something terry gilliam would do
I think :)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:35, archived)
# I was actually thinking of the weird icecream food in Brazil after I said that.
But then I realised it was squeezing and disgustingly melting out the holes, more like the coffin full of entrails near the end.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:36, archived)
# 2 girls 1...
Ice cream oozing out of holes?
Well... looked like ice cream
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:40, archived)
# This Board needs moar poetry, less mad lyrics.
VON TRAVENS DIRIGIBLE

Von Traven's dark dirigible
was generally derisible.
Its size was quite formidable,
but otherwise it failed.

This sinister inflatable's
condition was unrateable.
Its bouyancy - debatable
(It floundered when it hailed).

To leaks it was susceptable,
Its crew was unacceptable,
Its scanners quite deceptable -
It wasn't built for crime.

Its sections weren't divisible,
Defences - rather risible.
It rarely turned invisible,
And couldn't jump through time!

Its steering simply damnable,
Its safety record slammable.
Utterly inflammable -
It often burned to ash.

It wasn't unassailable
And thus was un-resaleable.
Better models were available
but Traven had no cash.


- Prof. Wutherford, 2007
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:27, archived)
# dirigible...lovely word, just rolls off the ton...oh the humanity!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:42, archived)
# cor, dirigibles
An airship, dirigible or Zeppelin is a lighter-than-air (buoyant) aircraft that can be steered and propelled through the air using rudders and propellers or other thrust. Unlike other aerodynamic aircraft such as fixed-wing aircraft (airplanes) and helicopters, which produce lift by moving a wing or airfoil through the air, aerostatic aircraft, such as airships and hot air balloons, stay aloft by filling a large cavity, such as a balloon, with a gas less dense than the surrounding air.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Here, I wrote a poem for you. FUCKING HAPPY NOW?!
Old Darth Vader had a man named ash,
whose requisite was a purple sash.
He rarely left his home without,
a plastic spoon and dreadful gout.

All aboard a midnight weary,
he sat in hand with sith a cheery.
The two of they had girls to court,
to a film then siege a fort.

But for all their boast and dreadful fun,
they could not shake that naughty hun.
Hitler bode them well that night,
just one more sleep before their fright.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:44, archived)
# you should have eaten that apple before it started to shrink.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:49, archived)
# A collection of images I have been working on today!
Using THUMBNAIL technology from my friend's image hosting site, which i thought was going to be crap but is actually pretty damn nifty.


(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Well
I agree with the first one.
And I like the others, so there. :]
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# *sticks tongue out at*
good.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
#
out at up...

oops this isnt /talk.. *wanders off again*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:12, archived)
# i love the first two
i don't know why.
i think i relate very much to the second one
which is scary

and the first one is just great
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Thank you!
My personal favourite is image number five.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# I think Doc'Dyslexia noted that before about gnomes.
If it comes off, it's a FUCKING WIZARD!

Woo as always.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# chee-yars.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# lol
saving that for my big book of "identifying mystical creatures"
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)
# part of my head
*hahaclick
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# on the top middle one
you appear to have a sideface growing out of your face

you might need to get a cream for that :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Gnomes be all up on, like a bitch be fuckin' shoutin'
Even though they fuckin' tiny, even they be fuckin' poutin'.
They be small against my giant stegosaurus sized feets,
But they always fuckin' bitchin' cuz of mah badass beats.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Today I have mostly been swearing at imaginary people in the form of prose articles.
I only managed one 800 word article, I am not very good at being angry.

Or it might have been the fact I spent about six hours pacing up and down my garden.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)
# you still on for tuesday?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Yar.
Gaz me times, and places and mobile phone numbers if and when you decide what and when to do, when you decide to do it.

Also, I love that in the first picture your proportions change loads and you go from looking like a teenager to looking like a six year old holding a gameboy. *pats little baby hexy's head*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:25, archived)
# NIFTY CRAP THERE, BOY.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:19, archived)
# Bubbils !
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Burbles


Edit: Oh shit, butterflies with BOMBS?!?!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:42, archived)
# ooo that's lully
do you has wallpaper size?
1280x1024
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)
# also
yay bubbles!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)
# sadly not yet
this is the biggest render so far

I could post a bigger one later when it's done, if i remember
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# ooo "render"...
how did you make it?
i figured you were doing the old difference clouds and spherise trick in tattyshop
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)
# 'sall 3d Studio,
with a bit of color-channel messing in photoshop
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# iiiiissss niiiiiiiice
/borat
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Bubbles in mah water, they be poppin' in tha air,
Even stegosauruses be lovin' bubbles everywhere.
They be poppin' like a bitch, gettin' splashes on mah skin,
They be coolin' from tha sun and make the summer worth livin'.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)
# thanks !
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# this makes me want to drink a sparkling blackcurrant drink at some tropical location
:D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:35, archived)
# once i clawed my way through the amniotic sac, the rest of my escape was easy.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:47, archived)
# luffly
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Dance!

OK needs smothing, but don't we all?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Cor!
Late night dancing poster smut.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Hmmm
this was dancing to the Futurama theme song...

The new one's ace!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)
# I hope
you are referring to my new vid on /links. which might not be ace, but is definately there.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:17, archived)
# beast with a billion backs?
i didn't think it was very good at all.
i loved benders big score though.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:49, archived)
# DANCE! YAY! WOO!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Steg be dancin' like a fuckin' b-boy on da streets
You be watchin' and be movin' but you ain't got mah quick feets.
When I hit the cardboard like a bitchin' dino with mah sparks,
You be wishin' you was somewhere safe like at Jurassic Parks.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:10, archived)
# I'd get arrested if i went out dressed like that
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Skirt up her arse
etc etc

and woo :)

Edit: and if she tries to smothe me I'll kick her in the ***gob***
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)
# *boogies*
*loogies*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Compo it
the slut
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# The compo
is for famous people. She isn't.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)
# It's Bjork, innit?
The slut.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Woo! Get down!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)
# poor woman, she has no pants or trousers.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:43, archived)
# Have something to mess with your brain...

Should really stop doing these pixel by pixel!! Took me far too long!!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Adams Family Wallpaper
AICMFL
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 0:58, archived)
# five limes?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 0:59, archived)
# You bet my sweet citrus ass it is.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Good stuff.
Wel i'll be off now, exams and shizz, yo.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:01, archived)
# :(
Exams are poo. Coursework and presentations ftw.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Exams must be the worst way of knowing how good a student is,
for example, last geology paper i sat, we all knew our stuff, but they wanted it written in different ways, and wanted information they didn't ask for.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Most education systems seem to be set up to teach students how to pass exams
and offer little in the way of useful, real world stuffs.

(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Exactly.
This is all i have learned, to pass exams (and i'm a bit rubbish at that, lololol) I want to learn stuff which will help me in a job, or in further education. (apparintly, a level law is a bit shit for anything)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Top tip:
Go for a course which features either
A: On site learning (vocational)
or
B: Has a year/summer/length of time in industry.

(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Is that site about the army?
we do our exams in the TA building not far from our college, we think its so if we do really bad in an exam, we can just leave the exam room and sign up.

Naa its still not working, won't load.

And i shall.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:14, archived)
# It's
T.A. as in teaching assistant...
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Oh right,
it won't load and i didn't read the rest.
But you can have that interesting story anyway :)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)
# What TA unit is it?
A fun infantry one or one where you'll have some fun.

Mine makes maps :)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I think it is,
Newcastle-under-lyme it is, if that helps..
i like the idea of making maps though.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:20, archived)
# It's
relatively enjoyable doing nerdy things like plotting roads and contours whilst toting a rifle around :)

Some fun kit, big printing presses in the backs of lorries and all that boys toys kind of grease and dirt :)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I used to love doing maps in geography :)
but i don't think i should be given a gun D:
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Its an animation about real life situations and shit.
Dont forget to bring your 'nocs to the crossroads.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)
# aah right,
so much for me going, also.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# I shall go nooow!
Good night!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Steg be skippin' school, even when he gots exams
Cuz he gots tha fuckin' knowledge of giant pile a hams.
He be swervin' all yo' punches and be conjugatin' verbs,
Cuz he's a mothafuckin veggie and he always smokes tha herbs.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Five Lemurs?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Nien!
Nine.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Those
are meerkats!

AICMFM
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Five mangos?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Reminds me, I need a balloonerism.
*Reet, I'm off.*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Nothin' wrong with smeldgin', yo.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Yes, but I don't actually have five lemurs.
I'm not that posh.

MEERKATS ARE HARD TO MAKE YOU KNOW!
LEMURS ARE EVEN MORE DIFFICULT. [/;-)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Well if
you're trying to make lemurs with meerkats there's your problem...
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Previous attempts have been problematic, yes.

Research continues. When my fingers regrow.

(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Spiders on mah back, climbin' on mah scaley skin
Steg don't fear no bugs because he's always gonna win.
If they try and bite me, I just stomp them like a bitch,
Even fuckin' scorpions can't make this badass itch.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# How many of these have you got back there?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Off tha cuff, yo.
Kickin' it from mah head, it's how I roll.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:01, archived)
# LIES!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)
# hello b3ta, goodnite b3ta
I went fishing
I did catch some mackerels and i will be eating them for my din dins tomorrow
and i did catch a sea bass and it was too small and i did throw it back and it did swim away
and a pollock, he felt very relaxed and squishy so i let him go too! and i let some mackerels go too because they where tiny, i saw a bat too
it was great :)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# A bat flew into my room the other day.
I said hello but I dont think he heard me cause he flew away again.

TruFacts.TM
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)
# bats=rabies
TruFacts.TM

don't get rabies
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Mackerel fishin' gangsta stegosaurus with his rod
He be reelin' in them fishes from tha sharks down to tha cod.
But cuz I aint eatin' none cus I'm a veggie through and through,
I be throwin' them back in cuz they is all part of mah cru.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:08, archived)
#





(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
# My eyes!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Myes!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
#


(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# It burns!!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)
# that
mades jd nauseous
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Needs more..
..spack (?)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 7:11, archived)
#

(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# A lone ant??
He should be with the rest of the drones! Gathering chocolate!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)
# you have more patience than i ever will.
nice work.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:41, archived)
# ArrsCriim
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# icecream=fried egg!?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Eeet ees meeeltard.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# *cries*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# *collects tears*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 0:58, archived)
# ?????
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# profits.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Government taxed me :(
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:10, archived)
# :(
Dems bees no taxings fur meeeeee. Im a stooodent.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
# yet...
it will come.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:19, archived)
# *counts*
*wonders how many for a free crystal glass*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Ridin' in mah hood, with mah ice cream in mah hand
Brothas they be trippin' if they think I'm gettin' canned.
I fuck them like a bitch with mah stegosaurus spines,
They ain't be walkin' here no more cus they know it's steggin' times.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 0:58, archived)
# WOrd/
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Awww.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 0:59, archived)
# haha! his eyes popped out and drooped
silly eyes!

meanwhile I cautiously have some ice cream in a bowl!

that's right, the power of science means that my ice cream does not require to be supported under it's own mass or under my supervision, it can remain in the bowl indefinately without mishap
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Witchcraft.
Also, thems are tear waters not eyeses on stalks.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)
# OH NO! I AM MISTAKEN! MISHAP IS OCCURED!
*throws ice cream on the floor and writhes about*

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

:D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:59, archived)
# I like this
I like this.

I do.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:52, archived)
# private eyes. they're watching you.
private eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyes!

watching you watching you watching you watching you watching you watching you watching you watching you.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:40, archived)
# OH NOES
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)

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