
'Ning all btw
edit: also is good!
Sorry, my woo-bility has been eroded by a lame assed w/end.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:08,
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edit: also is good!
Sorry, my woo-bility has been eroded by a lame assed w/end.

though I fear it is about to take off and sting me FOR NO REASON
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:08,
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it gave me a headache.
Is it easier now?
And woo
And 'ning all!
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:12,
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Is it easier now?
And woo
And 'ning all!

Blender (to me anyway) is a mire of turgid unintuitiveness
although perhaps it's cos a) I don't have time to learn it properly, and b) I have an attention span of 3ms
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:14,
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although perhaps it's cos a) I don't have time to learn it properly, and b) I have an attention span of 3ms

or even find them. There are more online tutorials than ever, though. Using google is a vital part of the process of attempting to do anything with it.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:19,
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I tried to use it completely green and had nweither the time nor the inclination to lerarn how to do it properly
oh look a butterfly...
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:31,
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oh look a butterfly...

www.vimeo.com/channel9142
These are high def. videos and will rape your bandwidth!
( ,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:36,
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These are high def. videos and will rape your bandwidth!

I can sense a rolled up newspaper just out of shot that is giving him the fear!
Woo & 'nings.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:16,
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Woo & 'nings.

Lovely work - I can't get my head round Blender.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:20,
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I would love to see the next scene, where the flamingo gets so pissed off, that it peck the kids eyes out :D
excellent as usual, Mr Pol!
oh, and NINGLES /BOARD!
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:12,
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excellent as usual, Mr Pol!
oh, and NINGLES /BOARD!

'ningles all.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:04,
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...so unshopped in the hope that someone with functioning hummus can come up with an amusing Madeline McCann joke.

...but I'd just cleared the memory card on my digital camera and found this. They ran this promotion last summer... around the time Maddy vanished!
Talk about bad timing?
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:05,
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Talk about bad timing?


As clearly shown in this unshopped picture.

O
/I\
/ \
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:15,
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/I\
/ \

in the Maddie case!
quick! call the tabloids!
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:30,
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quick! call the tabloids!

she's had more turnips up inside than most supermarkets stock in a year.
( ,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 5:25,
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why do you have to retype your name? do you share your computer with someone?
( ,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 5:26,
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I worry about passwords and such*, so I always clear out my cookies and ting.
*Everything, really
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 6:04,
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*Everything, really

unless it's illegal, when you do need to clear it to protect your arse. I recommend a large electromagnet on your hdd incase you get raided.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 6:26,
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in descending order of percentage of content curved. :P
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:16,
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and I even updated my FACEBOOK
lollololololol
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 5:47,
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lollololololol

but I could pass off for orthodox if I wanted to, especially with my hat!
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 6:09,
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( , Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:26, archived)

my favourite is simple: BITCHES LEAVE".
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:35,
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it fits my porcine corkscrew penis like a wet velvet glove.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 5:27,
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Keith Richards run out of his old man...
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:48,
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i am neither a hater nor a fan of nirvana. i just thought the story was... amusing.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:53,
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someone's hooter. I suppose the alternative is:
Load up on coke,
Bring your friends
it's fun to snort
someone past his end!
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:54,
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Load up on coke,
Bring your friends
it's fun to snort
someone past his end!

i expect to see them for sale online soon enough.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:53,
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time to send another email to the drones complaining that foreign former celebrities are not newsworthy....
also: i gave away a big piece of cake to my neighbour earlier. she looked at it and said "i won't even ask."
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:06,
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also: i gave away a big piece of cake to my neighbour earlier. she looked at it and said "i won't even ask."

Indeed, someone died. Like it hasn't happened before.
edit: was pic in that? Or am I to look for dead celebs? [/;-D
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:12,
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edit: was pic in that? Or am I to look for dead celebs? [/;-D

i may have to have an abortion to reset the world.
edit: wut?
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:16,
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edit: wut?

You can understand why my brain refused to absorb it. LOL
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:20,
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but I like it.
Unless it turns out to be some disgusting bodily fluid of some kind.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:58,
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Unless it turns out to be some disgusting bodily fluid of some kind.

I love that you send complaint letters. I bet there are complaint departments all around the world who know you by name and have very definite opinions about you and your causes, postbear.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:51,
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i go to community meetings, too. there's one coming up soon that i want to attend, on the reworking of a riverside trail and i want to make sure they don't eliminate or screw up the bike path.
edit: that tv station i mentioned is awful. i've emailed them before, about their spelling and other crap.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 5:00,
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edit: that tv station i mentioned is awful. i've emailed them before, about their spelling and other crap.

can't imagine she has any kind of income at this point.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:40,
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i don't really have an opinion. she had a good album, he did too.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:45,
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cmon about 1/2 a meg for 1 post is a little too much.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:39,
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447kB, that's 0.447mb I said about half a meg without adding it up and I was pretty fucking close.
Basic maths. I raise you forth year uni maths.
There's no need to be rude when you've gone and posted something large.
Here's a link you may consider reading
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
edit:
Meanwhile you're the first and only person I've put on ignore for a very long time.
Alright, I'm pissed off because it's exam season...(and because I'm about to get capped for using to much internets...)
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:46,
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Basic maths. I raise you forth year uni maths.
There's no need to be rude when you've gone and posted something large.
Here's a link you may consider reading
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
edit:
Meanwhile you're the first and only person I've put on ignore for a very long time.
Alright, I'm pissed off because it's exam season...(and because I'm about to get capped for using to much internets...)

would that be better?
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:42,
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I suppose that is a point. But he's being a bit of a nit about it all, and I'm in a pretty bad mood.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:47,
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Even though he's joinin' in, with his terrible syllabics.
Lookin' like he wants to hate and then he's lookin' like he's fresh,
'Til he raps out an apology, he's never gonna rest.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:12,
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Lookin' like he wants to hate and then he's lookin' like he's fresh,
'Til he raps out an apology, he's never gonna rest.

with my rather offended fellow MC
Stop your seamy rap puns right away
You're just lucky that your image is 19K.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:14,
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Stop your seamy rap puns right away
You're just lucky that your image is 19K.

Even though we ain't related I feel like ya brotha.
We gots ta stick together, even if it's for tonight,
I'm a rappin' stegosaurus, and our rhymes are fuckin' tight.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:18,
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We gots ta stick together, even if it's for tonight,
I'm a rappin' stegosaurus, and our rhymes are fuckin' tight.

this be viru-land, and viru-ass you'll kiss
i only be rappin cause it's give me so much joy,
to sit around pretendin' i'm a Gangsta FanBoy
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:17,
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i only be rappin cause it's give me so much joy,
to sit around pretendin' i'm a Gangsta FanBoy

normally people put more r's in it.
:)
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:27,
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:)

before I put my Rs in their face ;)
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:32,
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poor rick astley.
I sometimes wonder what he did with his life after his amazing musical career.
I would look it up... but Im not really that interested.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:00,
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I sometimes wonder what he did with his life after his amazing musical career.
I would look it up... but Im not really that interested.

likes pineapple rap.
although mr norris likes pineapple chunks
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:22,
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although mr norris likes pineapple chunks

the most amusing and telling thing about these so-called 'gangstas' is that many of them are now establishment crybabies, playing cops and good guys in film and on tv, and are far less credible as antiestablishment role models than many cartoon characters.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:57,
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its okay though because he looks like a total stud.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:09,
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But it looks cool, imo.
It's Aaron Gillespie of Underoath btw, if you were wondering.

Edit: Except for that skid mark on the ear. Woo anyway.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:44,
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etc
I can't be bothered caring over 3k.
It's a decent pic. Well done.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:45,
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I can't be bothered caring over 3k.
It's a decent pic. Well done.

I didn't even notice. Whoops.
Thanks for letting me off. :]
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:47,
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Thanks for letting me off. :]

I rate my worth as a human being by bandwidth.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:48,
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I don't even feel bad because I am usually well under 50kb. You'll live.
( ,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:49,
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Kk: If you say you don't know who Chris Morris is, I will have to hurt you.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:51,
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but of course I fuckin' know he is! I am not THAT undereducated.
( ,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:52,
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instead of massive horrible skin deforming scars.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:54,
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You should have seen the other guy.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:56,
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And on that note, I'm off for a shower then bed.
Nunight b3ta.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:13,
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Nunight b3ta.

*runs out into the street*
OH GOD!! WHY!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!?
*thunder and lightening occurs and the rain pours down*
WHY GOD!?? OH WHY!!
*calmy walks back inside*
Ok, I'm done
:D
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:51,
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OH GOD!! WHY!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!?
*thunder and lightening occurs and the rain pours down*
WHY GOD!?? OH WHY!!
*calmy walks back inside*
Ok, I'm done
:D

where they feel the need to prove to everyone that they know the 'rules' by hassling anyone that steps over any lines.
I think they do it to fit in, but maybe it's just because they don't get much opportunity to tell people off in real life.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:07,
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I think they do it to fit in, but maybe it's just because they don't get much opportunity to tell people off in real life.

He still ain't got shit on me and my rhymes, he's just a sucka.
He got burn marks on his skin, he be glarin' like a dick,
But his jaw is fuckin' weird so he just looks so god damn thick.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:46,
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He got burn marks on his skin, he be glarin' like a dick,
But his jaw is fuckin' weird so he just looks so god damn thick.

He be clickin' on ignore and missin' out on all tha thrills.
I be puttin all this effort just to have a noob ignore,
Get a fuckin' sense of humour, or I'll beat you with tha door.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:49,
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I be puttin all this effort just to have a noob ignore,
Get a fuckin' sense of humour, or I'll beat you with tha door.

You be lyin', you be trippin', you're as worthless as mutton.
You be bland, hatin' rhymes even with this damn commitment,
You ain't got tha grapes to click this even with your fuckin'... mittens.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:54,
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You be bland, hatin' rhymes even with this damn commitment,
You ain't got tha grapes to click this even with your fuckin'... mittens.

Aight!
Quit dissin tha lord viru, he an internet ninja,
his hair be light brown, donnt u say it ginger!
he be tryin his best to rhyme back to tha beast,
a valiant effort, be worth a point at least?
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:59,
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Quit dissin tha lord viru, he an internet ninja,
his hair be light brown, donnt u say it ginger!
he be tryin his best to rhyme back to tha beast,
a valiant effort, be worth a point at least?

You be gettin' no points until you rap a quick apology.
I ain't holdin' out a grudge, I just holdin' up that peace,
But that would be fuckin' smooth and get a point or two at least.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:06,
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I ain't holdin' out a grudge, I just holdin' up that peace,
But that would be fuckin' smooth and get a point or two at least.

I don't be backin down to a guy who jacked my thread,
Step on my turf offline, you be fuckin' dead
say what yo' like, or even stand ignore me,
truth be told, cant think of a rhyme for sorry!
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:13,
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Step on my turf offline, you be fuckin' dead
say what yo' like, or even stand ignore me,
truth be told, cant think of a rhyme for sorry!

You be stickin' up for me, even when you're not mah lover.
That's the cru, thats the way, thats the b3ta mind set,
But if someone wants to diss it, they can just go on and get.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:56,
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That's the cru, thats the way, thats the b3ta mind set,
But if someone wants to diss it, they can just go on and get.

that you're the best muthafucka on bee three tee ay,
we're rappin' and toe tappin' and we're here to stay
and you niggaz all dissin' well yo' mommas are gay.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:59,
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we're rappin' and toe tappin' and we're here to stay
and you niggaz all dissin' well yo' mommas are gay.

I'll ignore it cuz you're badass, and it's context so fuck it then.
But a dino and a hexy, that's a badass fuckin' cru,
And if someone starts a-hatin' i'll be there to backup you.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:03,
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But a dino and a hexy, that's a badass fuckin' cru,
And if someone starts a-hatin' i'll be there to backup you.

and you'll know we're really rockin' with our prehistoric sound,
you'll hear us layin' beats and doing shit just like the classics,
we're the slyest motherfuckers to emerge from the jurassic.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:06,
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you'll hear us layin' beats and doing shit just like the classics,
we're the slyest motherfuckers to emerge from the jurassic.

We're the motherfuckin' coolest rappin' beasties in the west.
Comin' out from the past and steppin' into the present,
MC Pineapple and Hexy, here to fuckin' represent it.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:10,
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Comin' out from the past and steppin' into the present,
MC Pineapple and Hexy, here to fuckin' represent it.

so don't even try to say that im gay
everyone hates because i fucking suck
request are made that i throw myself under a truck
i am dumb as hell.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:00,
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everyone hates because i fucking suck
request are made that i throw myself under a truck
i am dumb as hell.

Now I'm going to bed, hex you'd best know to gaz me with phone numbers and times and miscellanea.
( ,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:06,
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I always thought that was just a joke up until now.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:01,
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I got big ass stego-feet, you couldn't do better.
Don't be dissin' all my rhymes, even if I make an error,
I'll ignore it cus you ain't got dedication like this fella.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:51,
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Don't be dissin' all my rhymes, even if I make an error,
I'll ignore it cus you ain't got dedication like this fella.

it will be pronounced like... doe-jj. Which doesn't make much sense. :]
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:58,
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But you always beat me to it, you're too fast, I ain't got nout.
It takes time to make a rap, though, even if I want to say,
Just a simple little thing, dedication is my way.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 3:00,
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It takes time to make a rap, though, even if I want to say,
Just a simple little thing, dedication is my way.

Even though some fucka's trippin' like I'm actin' like a fool.
This is just the way I roll, don't ask why and don't be hatin',
I've got brothas at my side, they will back me up like Satan.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:58,
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This is just the way I roll, don't ask why and don't be hatin',
I've got brothas at my side, they will back me up like Satan.

it'll be full of stupid flash anims and take 3 days to load
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:52,
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then wondered if there is actually a band called that.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:53,
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does it not
edit: hmm, google say no
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:54,
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edit: hmm, google say no

Despite the fact myspace.com/oaffawatwhatever only shares a few letters with MURDERKRIEG.
I suspect as with most things, I see the first letter and then make up the rest.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:58,
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I suspect as with most things, I see the first letter and then make up the rest.

Firefox can't find the server at HIS ASS
* Check the address for typing errors such as
HISS AS instead of
HIS ASS
* If you are unable to load any ASS, check your computer's network
connection.
* If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure
that Firefox is permitted to access the Web.

ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
I tried, damn it

ew gross.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:57,
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...if the hardest drug evan dando had ever done was baby aspirin.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:01,
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He be movin' on mah turf and I'll cap his fuckin' leg.
Motherfuckas ain't be takin' business from mah hoes,
They be stomped if they be trippin', fuckin' smooshed between mah toes.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:33,
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Motherfuckas ain't be takin' business from mah hoes,
They be stomped if they be trippin', fuckin' smooshed between mah toes.

or ill be servin' up about a 150 million years o' bitch slappin!
Late Jurassic Rapper my Ass!
Word!
:p
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:36,
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Late Jurassic Rapper my Ass!
Word!
:p

I'm a fuckin stegosaurus, you can't diss me with yo' times.
I'm a veggie and a gangsta, I be fuckin' wit' yo cru,
And if you be dissin' me, I'ma fuckin' stomp on you.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:39,
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I'm a veggie and a gangsta, I be fuckin' wit' yo cru,
And if you be dissin' me, I'ma fuckin' stomp on you.

But them haters don't appreciate, they be cheap and can't afford.
I'm a fuckin' ancient monster spittin' rhymes out here online,
I be ghetto, I be gangsta, I be just god damn fuckin' fine.
www.b3ta.com/board/8445564
( ,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:44,
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I'm a fuckin' ancient monster spittin' rhymes out here online,
I be ghetto, I be gangsta, I be just god damn fuckin' fine.
www.b3ta.com/board/8445564

www.b3tards.com/u/347704ecc2d8903e64fc/who_wears_the_superhero_pants.jpg
Linked because some people can afford to spend time on b3ta but can't afford high speed internet.
( ,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:39,
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Linked because some people can afford to spend time on b3ta but can't afford high speed internet.

Profile for Grampa:
* a member for 4 years, 6 months and 27 days
* has posted 5902 messages on the main board
AHEM
if this is a recycled profile - check the FAQ
(Don't mean to be a git, but my internet connection is pants at home!)
( ,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:46,
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* a member for 4 years, 6 months and 27 days
* has posted 5902 messages on the main board
AHEM
if this is a recycled profile - check the FAQ
(Don't mean to be a git, but my internet connection is pants at home!)

I almost feel violated.
:p
Is this some kind of horse-based rickroll? hehe
( ,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:53,
archived)
:p
Is this some kind of horse-based rickroll? hehe

He be lurkin' on yo nets like a god damn mystery.
Poppin' out tha rhymes like a prehistoric rapper,
I be makin' y'all jealous when you sittin' on tha crapper.
( ,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:11,
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Poppin' out tha rhymes like a prehistoric rapper,
I be makin' y'all jealous when you sittin' on tha crapper.

should I make a bacon sandwich or just go to sleep
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:13,
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I have crisps and chocolate
this will be acceptable
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:19,
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this will be acceptable

It doesn't help but working is so hard,
my brows and lobes still stay untouched.
Where has my love life gone?
( ,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:21,
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my brows and lobes still stay untouched.
Where has my love life gone?

say words! crazy foo!
what you sayin ain't no words, crazy foo!
( ,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:33,
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what you sayin ain't no words, crazy foo!

Make that fuckin' sandwich or your stomach will be achin'.
Steg don't want no meats though, it's a veggie gangsta ballad,
He be rockin' on tha ganja and be munchin' on tha salad.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:22,
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Steg don't want no meats though, it's a veggie gangsta ballad,
He be rockin' on tha ganja and be munchin' on tha salad.

Steg be speakin' truths, fucka don't forget it.
Make it now, make it fast, make it tasty and good,
Ain't no fuckin' livin' if you ain't got food.
( ,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:14,
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Make it now, make it fast, make it tasty and good,
Ain't no fuckin' livin' if you ain't got food.

He be blazin' with the salad and the flavour never misses.
Grab your bacon now, if you want a gangsta treat,
But no way Steg bitin' that shit, ain't no need for god damn meat.
( ,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:31,
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Grab your bacon now, if you want a gangsta treat,
But no way Steg bitin' that shit, ain't no need for god damn meat.

please hold the line until service is available, in the meantime, YOU WILL LISTEN TO THE MUSIC*clahlachkk*
music: "SCREE SCREEM AAAAEEE Kick reporter, Bjork, (c) 1998"
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAEAEIEIEIE AIAIE
*silence*
ASCCCCCCCCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEE E E E E E E E EE SKEEK SAAKEDLL F
( ,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:32,
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music: "SCREE SCREEM AAAAEEE Kick reporter, Bjork, (c) 1998"
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAEAEIEIEIE AIAIE
*silence*
ASCCCCCCCCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEE E E E E E E E EE SKEEK SAAKEDLL F

In which you would order bacon down the telephone and it would actually come out the speaker, but it would come out as a horrible pink meat mush squeezing through the tiny holes.
*shudders*
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:34,
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*shudders*

But then I realised it was squeezing and disgustingly melting out the holes, more like the coffin full of entrails near the end.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:36,
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Ice cream oozing out of holes?
Well... looked like ice cream
( ,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:40,
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Well... looked like ice cream

VON TRAVENS DIRIGIBLE
Von Traven's dark dirigible
was generally derisible.
Its size was quite formidable,
but otherwise it failed.
This sinister inflatable's
condition was unrateable.
Its bouyancy - debatable
(It floundered when it hailed).
To leaks it was susceptable,
Its crew was unacceptable,
Its scanners quite deceptable -
It wasn't built for crime.
Its sections weren't divisible,
Defences - rather risible.
It rarely turned invisible,
And couldn't jump through time!
Its steering simply damnable,
Its safety record slammable.
Utterly inflammable -
It often burned to ash.
It wasn't unassailable
And thus was un-resaleable.
Better models were available
but Traven had no cash.
- Prof. Wutherford, 2007
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Von Traven's dark dirigible
was generally derisible.
Its size was quite formidable,
but otherwise it failed.
This sinister inflatable's
condition was unrateable.
Its bouyancy - debatable
(It floundered when it hailed).
To leaks it was susceptable,
Its crew was unacceptable,
Its scanners quite deceptable -
It wasn't built for crime.
Its sections weren't divisible,
Defences - rather risible.
It rarely turned invisible,
And couldn't jump through time!
Its steering simply damnable,
Its safety record slammable.
Utterly inflammable -
It often burned to ash.
It wasn't unassailable
And thus was un-resaleable.
Better models were available
but Traven had no cash.
- Prof. Wutherford, 2007

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An airship, dirigible or Zeppelin is a lighter-than-air (buoyant) aircraft that can be steered and propelled through the air using rudders and propellers or other thrust. Unlike other aerodynamic aircraft such as fixed-wing aircraft (airplanes) and helicopters, which produce lift by moving a wing or airfoil through the air, aerostatic aircraft, such as airships and hot air balloons, stay aloft by filling a large cavity, such as a balloon, with a gas less dense than the surrounding air.
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Old Darth Vader had a man named ash,
whose requisite was a purple sash.
He rarely left his home without,
a plastic spoon and dreadful gout.
All aboard a midnight weary,
he sat in hand with sith a cheery.
The two of they had girls to court,
to a film then siege a fort.
But for all their boast and dreadful fun,
they could not shake that naughty hun.
Hitler bode them well that night,
just one more sleep before their fright.
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whose requisite was a purple sash.
He rarely left his home without,
a plastic spoon and dreadful gout.
All aboard a midnight weary,
he sat in hand with sith a cheery.
The two of they had girls to court,
to a film then siege a fort.
But for all their boast and dreadful fun,
they could not shake that naughty hun.
Hitler bode them well that night,
just one more sleep before their fright.

I agree with the first one.
And I like the others, so there. :]
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And I like the others, so there. :]

i don't know why.
i think i relate very much to the second one
which is scary
and the first one is just great
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i think i relate very much to the second one
which is scary
and the first one is just great

If it comes off, it's a FUCKING WIZARD!
Woo as always.
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Woo as always.

saving that for my big book of "identifying mystical creatures"
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you appear to have a sideface growing out of your face
you might need to get a cream for that :D
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you might need to get a cream for that :D

Even though they fuckin' tiny, even they be fuckin' poutin'.
They be small against my giant stegosaurus sized feets,
But they always fuckin' bitchin' cuz of mah badass beats.
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They be small against my giant stegosaurus sized feets,
But they always fuckin' bitchin' cuz of mah badass beats.

I only managed one 800 word article, I am not very good at being angry.
Or it might have been the fact I spent about six hours pacing up and down my garden.
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Or it might have been the fact I spent about six hours pacing up and down my garden.

Gaz me times, and places and mobile phone numbers if and when you decide what and when to do, when you decide to do it.
Also, I love that in the first picture your proportions change loads and you go from looking like a teenager to looking like a six year old holding a gameboy. *pats little baby hexy's head*
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Also, I love that in the first picture your proportions change loads and you go from looking like a teenager to looking like a six year old holding a gameboy. *pats little baby hexy's head*

this is the biggest render so far
I could post a bigger one later when it's done, if i remember
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I could post a bigger one later when it's done, if i remember

how did you make it?
i figured you were doing the old difference clouds and spherise trick in tattyshop
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i figured you were doing the old difference clouds and spherise trick in tattyshop

with a bit of color-channel messing in photoshop
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Even stegosauruses be lovin' bubbles everywhere.
They be poppin' like a bitch, gettin' splashes on mah skin,
They be coolin' from tha sun and make the summer worth livin'.
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They be poppin' like a bitch, gettin' splashes on mah skin,
They be coolin' from tha sun and make the summer worth livin'.

:D
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this was dancing to the Futurama theme song...
The new one's ace!
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The new one's ace!

you are referring to my new vid on /links. which might not be ace, but is definately there.
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i didn't think it was very good at all.
i loved benders big score though.
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i loved benders big score though.

You be watchin' and be movin' but you ain't got mah quick feets.
When I hit the cardboard like a bitchin' dino with mah sparks,
You be wishin' you was somewhere safe like at Jurassic Parks.
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When I hit the cardboard like a bitchin' dino with mah sparks,
You be wishin' you was somewhere safe like at Jurassic Parks.

etc etc
and woo :)
Edit: and if she tries to smothe me I'll kick her in the ***gob***
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and woo :)
Edit: and if she tries to smothe me I'll kick her in the ***gob***

for example, last geology paper i sat, we all knew our stuff, but they wanted it written in different ways, and wanted information they didn't ask for.
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and offer little in the way of useful, real world stuffs.
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This is all i have learned, to pass exams (and i'm a bit rubbish at that, lololol) I want to learn stuff which will help me in a job, or in further education. (apparintly, a level law is a bit shit for anything)
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Go for a course which features either
A: On site learning (vocational)
or
B: Has a year/summer/length of time in industry.
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A: On site learning (vocational)
or
B: Has a year/summer/length of time in industry.

we do our exams in the TA building not far from our college, we think its so if we do really bad in an exam, we can just leave the exam room and sign up.
Naa its still not working, won't load.
And i shall.
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Naa its still not working, won't load.
And i shall.

it won't load and i didn't read the rest.
But you can have that interesting story anyway :)
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But you can have that interesting story anyway :)

A fun infantry one or one where you'll have some fun.
Mine makes maps :)
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Mine makes maps :)

Newcastle-under-lyme it is, if that helps..
i like the idea of making maps though.
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i like the idea of making maps though.

relatively enjoyable doing nerdy things like plotting roads and contours whilst toting a rifle around :)
Some fun kit, big printing presses in the backs of lorries and all that boys toys kind of grease and dirt :)
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Some fun kit, big printing presses in the backs of lorries and all that boys toys kind of grease and dirt :)

but i don't think i should be given a gun D:
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Dont forget to bring your 'nocs to the crossroads.
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Cuz he gots tha fuckin' knowledge of giant pile a hams.
He be swervin' all yo' punches and be conjugatin' verbs,
Cuz he's a mothafuckin veggie and he always smokes tha herbs.
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He be swervin' all yo' punches and be conjugatin' verbs,
Cuz he's a mothafuckin veggie and he always smokes tha herbs.

I'm not that posh.
MEERKATS ARE HARD TO MAKE YOU KNOW!
LEMURS ARE EVEN MORE DIFFICULT. [/;-)
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MEERKATS ARE HARD TO MAKE YOU KNOW!
LEMURS ARE EVEN MORE DIFFICULT. [/;-)

you're trying to make lemurs with meerkats there's your problem...
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Research continues. When my fingers regrow.

Steg don't fear no bugs because he's always gonna win.
If they try and bite me, I just stomp them like a bitch,
Even fuckin' scorpions can't make this badass itch.
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If they try and bite me, I just stomp them like a bitch,
Even fuckin' scorpions can't make this badass itch.

I went fishing
I did catch some mackerels and i will be eating them for my din dins tomorrow
and i did catch a sea bass and it was too small and i did throw it back and it did swim away
and a pollock, he felt very relaxed and squishy so i let him go too! and i let some mackerels go too because they where tiny, i saw a bat too
it was great :)
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I did catch some mackerels and i will be eating them for my din dins tomorrow
and i did catch a sea bass and it was too small and i did throw it back and it did swim away
and a pollock, he felt very relaxed and squishy so i let him go too! and i let some mackerels go too because they where tiny, i saw a bat too
it was great :)

I said hello but I dont think he heard me cause he flew away again.
TruFacts.TM
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TruFacts.TM

He be reelin' in them fishes from tha sharks down to tha cod.
But cuz I aint eatin' none cus I'm a veggie through and through,
I be throwin' them back in cuz they is all part of mah cru.
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But cuz I aint eatin' none cus I'm a veggie through and through,
I be throwin' them back in cuz they is all part of mah cru.

He should be with the rest of the drones! Gathering chocolate!
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Brothas they be trippin' if they think I'm gettin' canned.
I fuck them like a bitch with mah stegosaurus spines,
They ain't be walkin' here no more cus they know it's steggin' times.
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I fuck them like a bitch with mah stegosaurus spines,
They ain't be walkin' here no more cus they know it's steggin' times.

silly eyes!
meanwhile I cautiously have some ice cream in a bowl!
that's right, the power of science means that my ice cream does not require to be supported under it's own mass or under my supervision, it can remain in the bowl indefinately without mishap
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meanwhile I cautiously have some ice cream in a bowl!
that's right, the power of science means that my ice cream does not require to be supported under it's own mass or under my supervision, it can remain in the bowl indefinately without mishap

*throws ice cream on the floor and writhes about*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
:D
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 1:59,
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
:D

private eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyes!
watching you watching you watching you watching you watching you watching you watching you watching you.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 4:40,
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watching you watching you watching you watching you watching you watching you watching you watching you.
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