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# Cock glasses...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# haha
STOP SNIFFING THAT COCK, HUGH FEARNLEY-WHITTINGSTALL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Puts his organ in Organic
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# rock the cock/ wank the chicken
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# he looks more like
a pig everytime I see him on the telly
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)
# wank?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# This one needs specs too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I've had her
and the girl too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Lucky stiff !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# no shame..
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# why do I think I've seen this before?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# maybe on my deviantart?
dunno..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# deviwhat
there are no other places.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# there aren't?!
*clicks on another site*
*falls off tinterwebs into nothing*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# *grabs PhotoShop lasso
*casts into the abyss

*fishes you out

What did you see?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# similar to a far side cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# See, this as a jpg????
THATS THE REAL FILE CRIME!!

23k 32 colour gif.!

I bet you could get that down to 8 colour index with a bit of a re-colour of the image.

16k 8 colour png. IE ok with PNG yet?
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# such a waste
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# do fish swim around in their own piss?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# do you not?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# yes and thier own shite too.
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# one way to warm the water up!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Watch out where the gold fish go . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Right.....I'm off fishing for the afternoon, (Heh Heh)
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1025219/Navy-ships-sonar-led-26-dolphins-death.html

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# in the next screen Rick Stein fuckems in the blow hole.
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# and then serving them to the public.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# waste not want not...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# hahaha
but :( at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Oh shut it
ya soft shite! *chucks more dolphin steak on the barbie*

They're the cow of the sea


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Ow!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# isnt that a manatee
and what do they taste like?
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# One species is extinct
because they were so tasty


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# they've all (Du)gong.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# yes I guess if you taste nice
then extinction is more possible

I wonder if melissa theuriau tastes nice?
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I concur with this :(
We finally have dolphins and they die!

I love dolphinses!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# we've had dolpihns for thousands of years
it's nothing new.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Not in the Englands though!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# i wonder what they taste like when they're not mixed with tuna...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# fishy fishy pig
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# oh they didnt do it on porpoise?
oh sorry..
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# cunts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# the dolphins?
That's not like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# you know very well I mean the navy
*slaps backs of legs*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Don't flirt, it confuses me.
what have the Navy done then? This morning nobody knew why they'd all decided to come inland, were they testing sonar devices or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/breakfast/2168168.stm
and that was in 2002
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# no conclusive proof it is the navy.
it could be over fishing had pushed their diet to the limit and the bloom of river alge that has attracted the fish upstream is having an effect of the pod swining after the fish abd then getting stranded.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# a simple problem then.
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# "That whale in the Thames...amateur...we'll fucken' show 'em"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# pfffft
Where were they coming from?

My bet is Bridge End
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# at least it's not meercats eating their young.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# awww... that story was damn sad...
150K+ ?!?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# They had a BLAAAAAAAAARRB!ing time at the bash . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# *hypnotised*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# *cuddles monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# BLAAAAAAAAARRB!?
BLAAAAAAAAARRB!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I wanna be blarbed!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# BLAAAAAAAAARRB!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# NO. I refuse to get involved in these sorts of shenaniBLAAAARB
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Fine!
Suit yourself!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# *suits*
*boots*
*dashing*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# *pins note on CW's back*
'BLAAAAAAAAARRB! me!'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I am being DASHING
you can't do that to me when I'm being dashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# no, dear
dearof course I can't . . .

*pats on head*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# BLAAAAAAAAARRB!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# CORRECT!
BLAAAAAAAAARRB!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# hahaha
it looks like they are outside a condemned building.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# err . . .
taken at Riverghost's hostel . . . so . . . yeah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# hostel or hovel?
i thought he'd tidied the garden up?

is it too much to ask for secure windows?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# but if the windows were secure
how would ghosty and his hobo mates get in?

/starts rumour


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# vista?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# All together now . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# *starts the chant*
Archie looks just like John Gaunt, Doo Dah! Doo Dah!

Archie looks just like John Gaunt! Oh the doo dah day!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# not as much as Ives looks
like Steve Davies Ives


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I BLOODY DON'T!!!
EDIT: =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# no dear
course not . . . He was ginger and boring


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# >:(
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# thay wern't the only ones!!
TUTT also had had a blaarb time on my wife boobs!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# didn't everyon..... oh
*scarpers* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# O_o
you all owe me money!!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# like this like this like this
I
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# BASHBLAAAAARB
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I'm actually optimized like that in real life...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# ARCH!
BLAAAAAAAAARRB!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# So is the guy too:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# BLAAAAAAAAARRB!!!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Yay!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# hehe
I'd love to see a BLAAAAAAAAARRB! with glee-hands.

*joy*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# TRIFFIC! idea!
C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
WTF?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# PAINT WITH A MOUSE IN YOUR POCKET, YOU FUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# BOB ROSS!
BOB ROSS! Does what ever a BOB ROSS can!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# ROT!
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# i like these
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# This is a very special thing indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# And they are so mellow and way too happy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Does the trick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Sas Q. Watch
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# That is fantastic.
Fucking fantastic, if I may be so bold.
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] something about spacehoppers
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Is that Stuart Maconie?
Even if it isnt, and no matter who it is, I concur. He is better than Kate Thornton!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I concur with this concurrence
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
# i thought of you the other day
and i realised i spend too much time on b3ta :)
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
# i have that effect
hang on, are you a duplicate or the real thing?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# spare account
i have not prepared my milestone
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# TJ: driving home a point
Don't get me wrong -- I'm not bitching about a picture being a whole .35k over 50k, I'm not that pathetic. In terms of bandwidth I don't give a monkeys if pictures are 250k and animations 500k. However, this backs up something I was trying to explain to someone earlier -- this picture is right on a totally arbitrary 50k limit, when the actual aim of the "guideline" is to make the picture as small as possible.



is a version of this which keeps the entire joke, doesn't lose much quality, and is a fifth of the size. yes, it's a bit blurred around the text, but this isn't meant to be high-art, this is a joke. In terms of what you can do with about 5 seconds of optimisation, file-size Nazis would do better to attack people posting 50k images that can be compressed to 10k than they would people who post 100k images that lose too much when compressed down to 55k.

As I say, I'm not in the slightest having a dig at the size of this picture -- it's a total threadjerk.



Edit: Also, I disagree. I think I'm one of the few people who really fancies Kate Thornton.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# fuck off
and take your artifacts with you
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Oh come on
As I said, I wasn't having a dig at you at all. There's been a lot of file-size Naziism for quite a while now and it gets on my tits a bit. If they're going to be Nazis, they may as well be Nazis about the right thing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# i'm all against file size complaints
you'll notice that all my pictures are over 50kb, save it for the monkeys that post the 600 pixel wide doodles of their WoW characters in crayon.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# This, this and this
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# As I say
in terms of bandwidth I don't give a monkey's toss if pictures are at 250k. I do sometimes get bothered by sloppy optimising because it's just laziness -- but the main point here is that I was trying to explain this to someone a bit earlier, and yours was high up on the board so I thought I'd try again.

I'm not fussed about file-sizes unless it's insanely overlarge and could be a tenth of the size. (And forcing this to be 5k would make it look like shit.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Erm no,
it is set at 50kb. Therefore, anything under or on it is fine. It is a perfectly acceptable limit under which pretty much any static image will fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# The guy who wrote the FAQ
has said a few times that he regrets putting an actual number on it, and that the point was that pictures should be no larger than necessary.

That's my only point.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# that's like Hitler saying he regretted writing Mein Kampf


tht's my only point*

*there isn't one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# don't you worry fella, I understand
*pats on back*

it's more a matter of hosting bandwidth in my mind, I agree that people should try to lower size as much as is reasonable possible, though people can get a little carried away in the enforcing of such netiquette. Email fwd's with word documents containing mahusive jpg's or even worse bmp's piss me off more.

Best to keep the intertubes as empty as possible ready for when something more necessarily fat comes through. Like watching telly on BBC i-player. And 'the you tube' :p
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# fuck'em
if the pic is worth it and is not a tiff,bmp and the like. Then the file size is a good to have.

But more to the point who the fuck is Kate Thornton?
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# used to present the x factor
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Thornton

and a few other things.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# A pic would have been better.
googles

Oh that bird!
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# yeah sorry
i forgot that wikipedia decided to remove all the photos from the site that weren't of some nerd wanking himself off.*







* more or less true. someone posted loads of photos and videos of himself having a wank. but not quite true because they were also removed. i think wikipedia just hates pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# i tell you what
if she's only 35 then i'm a dutchman
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# a few times i've seen her recently
it looks like she's hit the bottle hard. probably with her face, judging by the looks of it, and that bright red nose.

i do think she was fit when she was younger though.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# aww c'mon
tis only just shy of 2kb over :)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# but......
it wasn't actually aimed at this picture, it was just a handy example. that's why i wrote

"I'm not bitching about a picture being a whole .35k over 50k, I'm not that pathetic"

and repeated a couple of times that i wasn't having a dig at him at all.

i thought i also made it clear that i don't actually care about a 50k limit...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I agree with this
Images such as this are usually over 50k, but they're as small as they're reasonably going to be, and nobody ever complains.

Whereas, as you say, some other images can be feasibly and reasonably shrunk to 20% their size.

Given that the reasoning is capped bandwidth, a lot of the Nazis; particularly those responding with the 40k "FAIL" images seem to be missing the point.

By the time I've typed this out, between phone calls, I expect it to be off the board. Ah well, that's the way the Internet crumbles. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Thank you for actually getting the point
I didn't think it was *that* hard to follow...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# This is FAR worse quality than the other.
This is poor quality and over optimised.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# fucking hell
1: "driving home a point"
2: "this isn't high art"
3: "this isn't aimed at you"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
#
I don't think the quality is that greatly reduced.

Nor does the image quality matter greatly in getting the joke across in this image.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# yawn
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# robot and eyebird
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# where did they meet?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)
# In space
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I do all my wanking in space,
apparently no-one can hear you cream!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I rape all my children in space
for similar reasons
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
# awesome
make more of this
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)
# reminds me of


this

this is a much roasted pea tbh
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I'd like to send my WOOs to both of these pics

HARD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# bored at work?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha this is glorious
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Haha
holy shit
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Got Game !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)
# hahaha!
THIS IS B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# i've had her
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Needs more chainsaw!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Thorny goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)
# YES
i need one of these
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Eye am on "they're" side !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# he's gonna have someone's eye out with.... oh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# It'll never last
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)
# FUCKIN COOL
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Brilliant!
Your line work is so nice and clean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Aw
That ball and chain look heavy.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# top notch, squire.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# It was a bad idea to feed it.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I... er....
wh......
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I know not who that is....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)
# nobody knows..
it was never seen after the incident
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Believe me . . . when I say . . . I believe you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)
# ....


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Can I quickly TJ here please?
I need a copy of the fonts “FutureStd Light” and “FutureStd Book” for my animation - anyone able to help?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Futura?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Ma?
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# he's making eyes at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# if you just need a few words,
just change the sample text on www.myfonts.com/WhatTheFont/
if you need lots, can't help
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Cheers anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# limewire?
erm. stuff
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I don't use Limewire,
but I idly looked at torrents and could not find it ;¬(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# How do I do that?
Upload what I have and then, once it is recognised, change the text?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)
# yup
basically
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# did you look in http://www.fonts101.com
has some free fonts similar name - ive used the site before has good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# hahahah
surely that should be on his chin?
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Hahaha, fantastic.
Big fat woo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# is that sitting.. or shitting ?
=O
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# ahhhhh, how touching
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# A new crease for every piece . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# that is so romantic.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You sex case!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Cover your head, you HUSSY!
you HUSSY!C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# hahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:13, archived)
# George Bush is visiting London this weekend
so I thought I'd welcome him with a quote from London's new Mayor.
Here's his article in The Telegraph



blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# we need 20,000 posters printed and a lot of wallpaper paste, stat!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# very large image linked to on my blog
plus buttons for websites :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# how much do billboards in wesminster cost?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# much too much
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# hahahahaha
superb
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Pffft :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# "THE CLUELESS TORY WANKBAG, BORIS JOHNSON
WELCOMES THE CROSS-EYED TEXAN WARMONGER
GEORGE W. BUSH"
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# this ought to be made into a woodcut and sold on street corners for a penny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# No doubt
Boris' mouth will be firmly shut for the visit, save for his tongue licking Dubya's shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
#
shoes bum hole
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# heheh
I was supposed to go on the 'Get Lost Bush' march, but I had a nice lunch and fell asleep instead
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# hahah
FIGHT THE POWER, BUT ONLY AFTER A LIGHT SNACK
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# to be fair, I did go all the way up to that London and get a whistle and stuff
but I was hungry and one thing led to another
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# it's a good job you didn't go then
people on marches with whistles are cunts
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# He is coming to visit The Taj Mahall . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Is he really coming?
Oh goody goody gumdrops!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# do Daley Thompsons Decathlon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# THIS!
^^
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# ZXZXZXZXZXZXZXZXZ ZXZXZXZXZXZXZXZXZXZ ZXZXZXZXZ...
I always loved the hurdles! :D
(Lord NAgasaki, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:39, archived)
# I DO remember desert strike, and loved it
might give this a go as it's prolly avaliable for a fiver!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Urban Strike was hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# http://www.games4win.com/games/desert-strike/
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Oh, lordy :)
I like this one
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# That game looks like fun.
If only I hadn't spent all my money on beer and fireworks.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# the theme tune to desert strike is my ring tone :D
rock on!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Do advanced Lawnmower simulator for the Spectrum
It's an all-time classic!
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I love these
I love these I love these I love these...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I think the elephant is taking the piss
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I think your Mum was taking the piss last night
22p

Twice what I normally pay
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# that's inflation for you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# tbh, for special services like inflation it's a bargain!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# you normally pay?
She's done a right number on you.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# the elephant is just waiting his turn.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
can you imagine, it'd blow his teeth out the back of his head :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# it'll be like trying to swollow niagra falls
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# i did that once
for a bet
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Funny, I wash my dog the same
way.
(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# ...
I do sometimes think that they ought just to give you the codes to the front page so that you can post images there directly...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# this ones way too big
;)

oh! my long jumper is up, yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I hear that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# but it's too wide
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# hahaha
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# At least it's wet . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Haha
oh christ
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Fwaps a little...

* Feels Dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# pffft!
this gets a click purely for the use of Fry.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# FRY FOR PM!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Stephen Fry
"The stupid person's idea of a clever person" - Michael Bywater (I think)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# ouch
what a prick
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# ^this
Stephen Fry is a god
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# It's been disco-nected . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Is it just me?

...or is the web a bit slow today?

(edit: Heh. 24 hours well spent then.)
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# It is.
I think maybe somebody spilled tea on the keyboard or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# It has the need for feed to pick up the speed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# heheh
whip him! faster!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I thought that...
So I had a look round the back but all I saw was this?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] don't even point at it
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Hahaha winwinwin
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# awww thanks for your support
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# *cups*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# *stiffens*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Oh no, not another one.
*buries*

I hate being Rogue.

CIGGY TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# *loosens*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# this post goes up to 11
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Who says you can't pick your . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# haha
who done the original? I like the style
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# My memory has been picked clean . . .
I'll keep scouring though . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# this guy
www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20080401.html
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# issanotreal
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# what is it, can I click on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# an april fool's joke
about a guy who's had his nose surgically removed
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# it's not rude
but certainly freaky.

I did worry; I'm sure you know bme!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I know it extremely well.
There's a couple of bits of my piercing work on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# shiny shiny
Jingly jangle
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# :D ciggy time
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Some have a nice ring to them . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# needle-ss to say
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# It's about a guy who removed his nose
but it was posted on 1st April.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# nah, tis funny though.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# HOWDOESHESMELLLLLLLLL
:D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Haha
WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# What are friends for . . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Deamon Mugshot
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# kilroy-silk?
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Ernie Wise?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# HI! I'M BARRY SCOTT
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# ooh
you LIAR
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# NO I'M SPARTACUS
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# too long on the sunbed?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Crab boil . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# We could do with a bit of magic...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# hahahaha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Give the fez a pez . . .
Tarboosh !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# pfft
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Snap!
This: www.b3ta.com/board/8438324

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Opps...
...sorry sir, that's scary though. Are we twins per chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# No need for apologies
Great minds etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Why my dear sir...
...you are a true gent. Thankee kindly, as you say, 'Great minds...'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# What's Brad been up to...?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Nothing, you've had to tell her twice already.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# BINGO
WINGO
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Fuck off?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# buy a sports bra?
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# pfft
=)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Try blue contacts . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# My bidding, by the looks of it.
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# You not a fan, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# That's redexxing love
not particularly, she's an average actress with a prolapse face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# PROLAPSEFACE lulz
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# she looks rather odd in real life, too
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I just find her unneccesarily dull
at least when she was desperately trying to be 'bad' it was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# she's never done it for me really.
Didn't understand all the fuss.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I'll stick with my Monica.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# lewinsky?
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Har-?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# that was my other guess
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# *plays kumbaya
it was that or "I came from alabama" i have not got mad harmonica skillz
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# the harmonica is one of hose instruments
where no matter how proficient you are
if you play it in public, 99.99% of the time, you come across as a massive cunt
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Belucci, silly
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# blimey, thats a bit well done!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Playing with a million dollar baby . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# rough sex on a bed of nails?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Bored. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# hehehe
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# hahhaHA
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Prenatal winnar !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)

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