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# *rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I recognize the girl's face.
Who is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# some silly cow off of /talk i think
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# some fantastic bird with awesome taste
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# aww!
*rapes*


and dear god someone buy bob dylan a pot of vicks! the nasal-ness hurts!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# bob dylan's genius only ever becomes apparent to me
when someone who can sing covers one of his tunes
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# YES!!!!!!
been listening to all the covers i cna find o it's all over now baby blue. and i thought i'd remind myself of the original. but his voice is just wrong wrong wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# on an entirely seperate note, i saw 'juno' last night
i have fallen in love with the moldy peaches
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# i've yet to see it but i know it has "a well respected man"by the kinks on the soundtrack
which i love.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# give it a rent
it's wonderfully written, the lead is really great, and the supporting cast are top.

the soundtrack is ace, and even though i am more than twice juno's age, it made me feel like a teenager again
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# yes
that "so nice, so smart" song in particular is quite catchy.
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# i really like 'anyone else but you, purely cos it's great and it's only two chords
i can already play it, and i want my missus to duet it with me

i may have to buy the soundtrack
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# sounds lovely
if you're just in it for the peaches i recommend their self-titled album and/or kimya dawson's solo album 'knock-knock who?'.
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# kimya dawson is also fabulous
i have cr3'ed her and got a few tracks to inwardly digest
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Are these free rapes?
or do i have to do something worthy of one?

never mind i gotta go now
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# i don't think i've ever heard of a financial transaction relating to rape
either paying to do it, or being paid to do it
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# That's you, innit!?
I thought it was the face of an indie band's frontwoman. I dunno if that's a compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# AIM AIM AIM AIM AIM
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# *feels unwanted*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# her
\/
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# kittyvomit
but that's not actually her.
She has a big white beard and has a dead ressurected son.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Gandolf?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# when did gandalf ever have a son?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# God, silly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# oh how i want to make a beard/pube comment
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# DOIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# doit?
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
#
d k
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
#
i l
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# loit?
loiter?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# dolt
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Ooooh.
I thought that i was d. I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# because your insane?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# her insane?
yes, yes i know my all gay
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# You've only just noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# That I am.
*salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*MEGA RAPE*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# YAY
*takes it like a man*
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# as apposed to?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# a sheep
a dirty, difficult, struggling sheep
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# opposed



:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# what about apposable?
as in our thumbs and not cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Is that how it's spelled?
I don't actually know what it means to have apposable thumbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# It means
U R DEVELUPD.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# opposable
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# shit :(
mispelling man to the rescue!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# The best of the superheros.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# ^this
So called because they can oppose the other digits of the hand in a pinching motion.
Not because they are disagreeable little bastards, though I would like to think at least one of mine is.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# UP TEH BUM
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# 4rf!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I wish I could say <-THIS with an arrow in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# *repackages rapes to sell to the foreign market*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# 'ello Tahk!
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# 'ello luckyman.
Or would that be better riffed as 'lickeyman'? [/;-D

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Lolrape*


*Rape is never funny unless a clown is involved.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# ha viciously raped
rather than the other way
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# #44 God is sending me messages through my breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Hahahah
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# thank you kindly
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# zomg hai person from earlier rofl
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# OH HAI!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# splendid
how many times to i have to ask? do happy ones.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# thank you :) does this count as happy?
www.b3tards.com/u/f9d89e8a11037c5bd200/pound-of-flesh-43b.png
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha
much more like it and i'm ashamed to say i missed it first time round. more of these
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# its ok not everyone is on here 24 hours a day :)
there are a few cheerful ones about of late, i think, they're all here if you're interested :)
tomobedlampof.wordpress.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# bookmarked
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# thats a great compliment, thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# I thought that said
'Tom O'Bedlamp of'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Fucking sentient bedlamp.
Keeping me up with his inane bollocks.

JUST TURN ON AND OFF YOU CUNT!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# i'd make an awesome bedside lamp :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I'm sure.
Hahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Hahaha nice :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I wish mine told me to do stuffs.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# you don't, this morning a croissant told me to kick a cat
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I want that tablecloth.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# that shouldn't be too hard to find
how do?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I will put it on my Christmas list!
Feeling really quite pants and have just done something STUPID that's made it worse. Arrrgh ¬¬

How're you?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# tired, tired, tired, tired , tired.
*hugs* chin up things are never so bad :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Been working?
How's it going, by the way?

*tries to lift chin*
Nope, my head appears to be determined to stay flopped forwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# that happened to me once
except it said 'eat them all'

so i did.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# it was actually half a punchline
the other half must have been in the can before

"why are there no aspirin in the jungle?

because the parrots..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# this made myself
and Mrs Boris laugh.

cleeeek.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# two for the price of one laughs, i'm greatly pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# hahaha :D
DO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
So fucking true
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
# ris?
looks a bit longer

cruel git (this link is especially for you)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# wanker
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Thanks for this funny and original pic.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# ^this
with wrinkles.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Reckon it deserves this?


Just fancied wheeling it out for a trial run.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
#
where's micto? damn fool signed on with the wrong account.

*points and laughs
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# yeah
fuck

i think i'm just going to have to get my cock out, and save all this dual login bollock for another time
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
it does get a little confusing sometimes, half the time i don't know who i am.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# take your pills then, grandad
*scarpers*
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# it wasn't me that just ballsed up sonny jim.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# eh?
eh??
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# nice one
good to see mongs about
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# great :)
once upon a long ago, b3ta had a sense of humour.
(Pob mk2, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# And now it has a huge collection of different senses of humour!
Crazy!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# too many people too quick to slag things off
and not enough willing to praise.
Sad really, but hey ho.
(Pob mk2, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# what i don't get is why people cant laugh at the ignorance
not to say the poster is ignorant or anyone here is, but it's the same with racism and homophic stuff, it excists, why is taking the mickey of anything a bit "OOOO" such a bloody issue, surely it's better to mock it and bit a bit light hearted instead of making any sort of minority a special untouchable group.
we're all human, if we're gonna mock people for being fat and thats cool, why can we not mock people for other things?

i ust see it as everything is fair game or nothing is and lets all be anal and pc.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# well said
:)
(Pob mk2, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I just guess the mileage varies by the subject.
How much more is left in 'mongs'?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# i'm all in favour of mocking bigots, hence my icon
i'm a little confused how you go about mocking a black person for being black, a gay for being gay,a woman for being a woman, and obviously someone suffering from downs syndrome just because they do. if any of the above find themselves in a humorous situation then fair do's or if the situation they find themselves in is of some way of their own making, it's also up for grabs.
but being black, disabled, gay, whatever in itself imho is not funny.

and a quick one for pob, go check my i like this count, praise where it's due my friend.

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# dont worry
i will keep my opinions to myself in future.
god forbid i fall out with anyone on an internet messageboard, it wouldn't be worth carrying on!
(Pob mk2, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Hello sir
how be my favourite original Pob ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# ello koitster!
blimey, i wasnt expecting a koit, but who does? :)

Hope everything is good for you matey, i am now off to bed as ive got early duty tomorrow.

(Pob mk2, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# haha
this makes me laugh lots.

Well played.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# I gots a Coke-a-Cola. It came in the old school glass bottle, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)
# class
in a glass :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Hahahah
yepp.


Also: It's empty now. :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)
# it's a scientific fact
that coca-cola tastes better from the old-school glass bottle.

EUROPE IS ACER THAN HERE!!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# It totally is! :D


Where is 'HERE'?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)
# wonderful warrington
where you get mongs from liverpool AND manchester!!!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Ahhh
sounds uh...great...?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# indeed.
: (
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# ^^that with wobbly bells
a certain mystique is added to the sugar rush invariably going up your nose

And nicely Kitty, this is sort of stuff of yours me likes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Yes!
And thank you, sir. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Excellent :)
I really like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Thank you.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# och ye cannae beat cok in ae glass
tis a classic moment
woo to your pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
# :D
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# yes you can
Bru out of a glass bottle.

Woo to the picture by the way. 'Tis very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Never had Irn Bru.
But it sounds a bit like coke. Or possibly like lame beer. That's just judging by the name, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# its like nothing else in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Ah.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# you couldnt be any further away
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=irn+bru&gbv=2
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# So...
it's orange soda?

I have asked many different Brits what Irn Bru is, and no one has been able to REALLY tell me. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# its made from iron girders
this is pure fact

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I don't even know
what a girder is.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
#
some of these
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Wait
they make soda out of that?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# no that was just their advertising slogan
in the good old days before the trades descriptions act
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Ooooooh...
but...I kinda want soda made out of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)
# metal beam, holds buildings up
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# it's
made in scotland from girders

it's all you need to know
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# It's says it's available in the States
but I've never seen it here. They do sell Lucozade here, though I hate the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# It's not like lucozade
if you let it go flat it kind of tastes vaguely like those old banana flavour sweets that didn't taste of banana. Yet not quite like those either and of course it tastes different when still fizzy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Like banana Laffy Taffys?
The banana ones are the best ones. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I have no idea what laffy taffys are.
I have just remembered that an American I new a few year ago mentioned a drink available in the states that was similar to bru but I can't for the life of me remember what it is called
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Laffy Taffys!!!
See?
And...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# awesome
They have jokes on them now that is cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Yeah
they're delicimous.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# this is by no means an endorsement
but i've found you can get it here

also here
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Yay!
I'ma order some I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# \o/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfHFWq-YIOk&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# WTF!?
Hahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# it is similar to coke in that it is a sweet sugary drink that leaves a wierd coating on your teeth
but it tastes like no other soft drink and is supremely awesome.

(also it is neither brewed nor made or iron)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I always think
it sounds like the name of a non-alcoholic beer. I dunno why.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# you got me there
i've not had bru out of a glass bottle for about 10 years now
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# you poor deprived person.
well to be honest the difference in taste when you have it from a glass bottle is only minute
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# still
its the thought that counts, i need to find a shop that sells irn bru in glass bottles
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)
# I like this.
like
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Thank you.
thank
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# That's ok.
k
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# coca cola make a loss on every unit sold in those glass bottles
buy more coke in glass bottles
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# A loss?
Like they lose moneys?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# seriously?
Why do they do it then? Or why don't they charge more for then?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# it's an iconic brand identity
they sell so very little in the bottle compared to cans/plastic bottles that the profit margin is not even dented - it is after all, just sugary water, the mark up is huge.
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# it'll rot yer teeth!
i like
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I brush my teeth lots, though!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I so
like this!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I still like that collar :]
Nicely drawn ^_^
I want coke now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't fret, madam...


...the lights will stay green for quite a while.

source image from freefoto.com
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)
# FAT LOL!
*clicks with fat fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I for one, welcome our new penguin...
oh, wait.



*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I click'd
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I spend half of my life stuck behind the slow
I am destined for a rural existence in the end I think
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# there's an Enid Blyton moral fable just about that
and it taught me not to barge into the elderly when running to the shop for my boiled sweets.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I know
order them over the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# which?
The ancient, tattered Enid Blyton books, or the boiled sweets? And do they come pre-boiled?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# This is the sort of question only an elderly woman well past retirement age who runs a rural post office that also sells boiled sweets and tattered Enid Blyton books
can answer
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# hehe
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] i figured it was time i botherd to do something with the fat lady source pic


and i don't really know what the fuck this is all about.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)
# is it blind tits you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)
# nice pic
why three?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)
# not three, thee!!!
cos i'm having a billy childish moment (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Childish) and a fair fewo f his bands have thee at the start of their names.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)
# *feels stupid*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Is that a mole? Or a nipple?
Or a mouth? Or an anus? Oh my....
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# your mouth on her anus.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# NYOM NYOM NYOM
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# have another go at seppuku

Click here for extended 506k version (13 extra seconds AND THE MONG GETS WHAT'S COMING TO EM)
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)
# This reminds me of Brad Neely slightly which is always a good thing
Also HAHA TAKE THAT DOWNSER!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:57, archived)
# i like this
whatever it means
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Leontopithecus macaco-flavifrons


What ever that means
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:50, archived)
# very woosome
i love my tamarins and meerkats i do
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)
# hahahaha, splendid
no time to chat, i'm on a mission
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# hehehe "what late night experiments in the laboratory? What do you know of my work?!"
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)
# *sigh*
My mashes only seem to go down well with the people I work with who spot the shoppery


CFB^
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)
# how do they not spot the shopping? do they not work with these animals?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# this is aces!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# This was easy
but i like it, so i thought you might
(gib163, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Uhhhh
She does look easy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Pfft.
That's calling the pot calling the kettle a loose slag.....
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I'm ashully not easy, I'll have you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)
# You'll have me know by making it really difficult to sleep with you?
Because I doubt that, I know the cheat codes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Unfortunately for you, and many other menontheinternet,
women aren't much like computer games :)


(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Single player is alright....but it's no replacement for multiplayer.
Plus you both have plug and play ports.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# your kitchen utensils lead very different lives from mine....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:57, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your dog
dog hot woman
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I'll take 3
/crafty consumer
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Bubble butts


means bubble planes.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)
# and on that bombshell.
im going out to pull a chubby, photograph her and use her to boost my hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Fat birds FTW


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)
# YES!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Ey up fat bird.
Why are you on here, when you could be meeting the man of your dreams?It's Saturday night!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:03, archived)
# was out last night.
and i don't think i'll ever meet him. :(
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I think you're pretty
so there
(Super Jet Shoes, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:34, archived)
# marry me?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Yes
I'll just check that the current Mrs Super Jet Shoes is OK to go live in the garage.
(Super Jet Shoes, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)
# haha. excellent.
maried men are always a good sign, someone else has obviously thought they were worth marrying first!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# TOO MUCH MUSHY LOVEY TALK
NOT ENOUGH RAPING
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)
# look, people are far to cautious these days..gotta lull them into a sense of security and then you rape them
i'm not happy about the way things are going, but if you want to servive in the rape buisness you gotta get with the times.

ah fuck it.


*rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:47, archived)
# YAY
*bleeds and cries*
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# There you go
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:33, archived)
# haha.
i just want to slip (well ram) this in here..again.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# If you listen really carefully
you can hear muffled cries for help from her cleavage.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)
# so thats where mstandot's gone!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)
# In his dreams
heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:50, archived)
# that plane will never take off
you'll need horses to get it moving
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Just strap two Pegasusses to it.
Sorted.


waits....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)
# correction
Pegusii
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)
# *stops waiting*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Haha
The only way to fly
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)
# sadly i didn't get to go to the zoo today.
there was an exhibit at the tate modern the missus wanted to see more :( i've saved your recommendations though. i shall have to come up in a couple of weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Come in the week
it's sort of free ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)
# oh really?
that'd be awesome. it'll be a week or so before i have any money but that'd be ace :) i want to see the meercats
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Money?
Bring a packed lunch then, i'll have you through the main gate and to the Meerkats before we've had a chance to said "yo"
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)
# =D well its still £15 to get up to london for me. though i will definately see what i can do.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)
# God Save the Queen came on Friday
lovely to see him again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:47, archived)
# well i shall certainly be up as soon as i can.
thank you very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# i imagine he would argue to get his staffy on the bus for free.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:32, archived)
# staffy's are awesome!
nice pc!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)
# thanks!
I could offer to draw you and other people in an attempt to make a happytoast zombie style cult.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:37, archived)
# well the chanceo fm e ever getting happytaost-ed are sim to fucking none.
SO GO FOR IT AND OUTDO HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)
# haha but like 90% of people have already been happytoasted
so it would take years* to outdo him

can i ^-ize you, please?

*hours
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)
# *feels left out*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:43, archived)
# and you!
anyone who cares - gaz me a source or a vague description of you and your clothes. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)
# You can look in my profile if you want, there's a vague depiction in there.
Or if you search the b3ta flickr pool.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:56, archived)
# FUCK OFF!
NOONE LIKES YOU!



i'm seeing if you'll be nicer to me if i'm mean to you
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I don't think I could physically be nicer to you without a hotelroom and several litres of lube.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
# *mind boggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:28, archived)
# must be love!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Love is...
14 litres of lubricant and video of flipper
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# haha christ.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)
# This guy is just like
C0un7Z3r0.

And he's got the cunt of monte cristo as his tag. Hero worship?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Eh?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Id say Glassco.cx it but...




...How do you search b3ta now that glassco.cx is just a crappy holding page?

EDIT: Sees the button that says SEARCH and just dismisses it as a illusion.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)
# haha. well then even more reason to be different then. :D
and you may!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Then smoke da reefa
in da cornaa.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)
# it was meant to be a rollup
if there is one thing i've learn from shady wierdo's, they smoke rollups.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)
# LOL
I refreshed the page, started rummaging for my bag of amber leaf then saw that!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:37, archived)
# amber leaf is known around here for being the worst of all baccy
apart from samson.

the reason for amberleaf's downfall is the only place you can buy it in wembury is in the pub, the shop doesn't sell it.

CUTTERS CHOICE FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)
# i have been priced out of the market
im starting on the patches on monday. Besides im sick of having to go cold turkey when im down the boozer.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)
# haha i can imagine people in the pub trembling up rollies
in the corner in foetal position with pale skin muttering - just one more, just one more.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Yo mista tobaconnist maaan
c'mon man just one moe bag man, i'll suck yo' dick!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)
# i have only ever seen one tobacconist in my life
and it was the 2nd smalled shop i've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
# They are like the tardis
you step inside and theres an anoying cock in there and some ugly tart who's supposed to be the totty.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Totty???
There was never totty.
Apart from Leela,of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:59, archived)
# well there was that billie
i seem to be the only one who thinks her gob looks photoshopped on by somebody who cant find the scale tool.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)
# But she wore proper clothes,
not some a few bits of leather.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)
# i dont know about that
i used to be a big sci fi fan but have never 'got' dr who. Total shite.

Anyway i can hear the siren call of beer. Later all. Back for the gay shift if my munter-magnetism-mojo aint workin tonight.

Bye all.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)
# I love this
a lot. I don't really know why, though. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# second attempt at seppuku based entertainment
now with higher controversy

first attempt
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Epic!
Vomit and shit. How irreverent.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)
# irreverent.
reverend.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Argh! Reverend with a hardon.
I've decided to spend all of my money! I just bought a laptop and an espresso machine.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:12, archived)
# This is great
moer pls
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)
# this is cocking ace
woo and ya
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)
# epic
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus Christ See, i told you i'd be back, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)
# it's the GIF that keeps on GIVING!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:25, archived)
# YarrMmmm
I made this toasty pirate


am back online after interweb rehab for many moons
(neilix, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:43, archived)
# I said
No No No.






*sorry*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:45, archived)
# pffft :P
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)
# aaaaaah ha ha ha ha ha
did you make that on your mobile phone or using a computerer?

P.s. it am woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:45, archived)
# yaaarr
i be usin toaster first then mobile clip art.
gonna get me some potatochop soon
(neilix, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:48, archived)
# yaaarrrr
nice job, meheartie.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:49, archived)
# yaaarr :D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Ensign, set a course for that there pat 'o butter.
Yarrr.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Evolution


The Evolutionary process will most certainley be effected by a high fat intake.

(Cheers to Amanda Votchkiss for the baby)
(Manontheedge Are you MANontheEDGE-ing Ok?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# WHOAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# i would like it if it
t'were bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# yeah same, it needs to at least double its size.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# What is this?
A CENTER FOR ANTS?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# yes
yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:52, archived)
# You missed
Sherrif John Bunell off the end... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Paddy ashdown should be in there
(for the formaldehyde baby anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# the middle guy looks like hes just had the arm of a little old woman for brunch
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# DARNEL FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I was expecting an Oompa Loompa
Or at least Danson in blackface.

Woo! Yuck!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:31, archived)
# its on itv if anyone wants to watch it

which i hope you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Tis a good film, you know , for kids.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
# That'd involve missing Dr Who.
I doubt anyone will watch this.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
# i'd much rather watch doctor who
which i rather like
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# YAAAAAAAYCATHERINETATEISFUCKINGGONE!
*Celebrates good times*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)
# STOP VININGK!


I'd much rather watch that than Dr. Poo.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# in other news, I watched "red heat" the other day.
Aside from having the WORST dubbed gun sounds in any film I've seen it had one monumental saving grace.

the first scene is gayer than the whole of Top gun by a huge margin :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# In Soviet Russia steamroom bums you


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# *goes to soviet Russia*
*has undisclosed experience*
*never speaks of it again*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# An Eaglog?


Click for bigger (194KB)

Screwed up on the ears, but hell, it looks happy enough
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:13, archived)
# nice one
does he hunt these?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Yes
It's going for one in the picture, and will shortly savage it ferociously
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# oh noes!
*readies shotgun*
shoots self in foot*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Is it wearing gloves?
Top shoppery as ever.

Ning Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Yo you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# thats all of the aceness!
woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I prefer huskle
:)

woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
# just realised it was my b3ta birthday
exposed
bigger/readable

i'm now cooking Tea and hoping to watch DR who soon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Woo
and Happy b3taday good Sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:13, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Woo
and happy b3taday to you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# thank ya
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# That's brill.
and ever so slightly saucy.

Clappy Dandle Bay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# hehehe
thank! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# happy b3ta day!
3 - i can't find my usb dongle to upload my celebrationy post!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)
# thank ya sir!
i must get a dongle one day :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
# cracking stuff boss.
and happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)
# thanking you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
# happy b3tday!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# fank ya!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
And woo to the pic, it's very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# thnak ya sir!
hope i didnt cause problems with the gf the otherday! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Nah it was fine, she's just really self conscious.
You weren't to know :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# backstorybackstorybackstorybackstorybackstorybackstorybackstorybackstorybackstory
?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Most brill.
Happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# cheers!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# oooh saucy
happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# fank ya
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# sweet as!
have a nice b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)
# hi cockalorum
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)
# cor thats ace
thank ya :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I'll see your Hairy Child reredrum.
And raise you a ghost in the shell.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:14, archived)
# happy b3taday! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# That's amazingly awesome
Big Woo, and happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:38, archived)
# thank ya
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
we were birth3d 5 4 days apart.

edit:I spy Burton's Nightmare
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:41, archived)
# yeah burtons nightmare
it just jumped out at me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)
# happy b3taday
hope you enjoyed your tea, and dr who was a giggle, i rather enjoyed it never mind what the geek purists thought.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Another weekend, another Walrus


Click for bigger (383KB)

previously



Click for bigger (398KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# fucking hell
these are cunting brilliant!!!

EDIT: - you should team up with Walrus man....he draws em, you colour em...


id certainly buy one or two
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# That's not my call.
I never sell derivative works without some arrangement.

Finding where to do it with the right exposure is the problem. I sell stuff on Deviantart and some of it goes for $50+ but I get fuck all for it.
I wonder if cafepress do posters?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
# I wish my weekends
were this garish :)

woo to these, do you do extralarge versions of stuff like these?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I tried
doing a 300dpi version of the top one and it made the line art horrid ( I should have re-inked it in 300dpi instead of 72dpi first ).

What sort of size are we looking at?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
# 5 foot square
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# ah right.
I might have to start from scratch and get some more memory. But I can certainly achieve it.

Next time I'll just do them massive from the start
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)
# you star
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# just to give you a clue.
the file for the top one I still have open in Photoshop and it's taking up 1.8GB on my scratch disk.

I'm just sorting out a 2086 x 2686 3mb one for you now, check back for a link

here is a large one for you 2.7MB

Walrus Man and Pasanonic
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Holy shit
You talented bastard!
That's fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
# You are Salvador Doodley
AICMFP
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Hah
These are ace Pasanonic
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Oh wow
These are awesome :o
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Woah, they're pritty awesome!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)
# wooo!
did you ever manage to colour mine in? :D
4
here : www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47802/1212870584/doodles2.jpg and here www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47802/1212870534/doodles.jpg
edit : heh my work has goodheadachevibes :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I have no idea mate.
remind me which one it was after your nude surprise.

edit:// oh no. I got headached when I started the lineart. They are still in the pipeline.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)
# that's a neato what right now?
I like these, as I like their linearty progenitors.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:10, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Gosh that is nice
Very well done!
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# very nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Baby!
His name is Gerolf Annemans,and he is a leader of
the Flamish nationalist party Vlaams Belang
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# You could at least credit me for the use of my photo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I thought you'd be ashamed!
Stupid of me, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Ashamed of the photo but proud of my plastic pants
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# You're right to be proud.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# you, sir,
are ALL of the sex!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I knew you'd see the light one day
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:59, archived)
# am i missing something with these?
www.b3ta.com/board/8530985
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# There's nothing there
Which means I'm ignoring whoever did whatever you're linking to

Am I missing something earth-shattering?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# its the exact same scentence on the post i linked

"His name is Gerolf Annemans,and he is a leader of
the Flamish nationalist party Vlaams Belang"

who is he and have i missed a meme/wagon...

...like mugaBEES

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8531166
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Nope.
The first pic is glorifying a racist bellend - my pic is ridiculing a racist bellend.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
*penny drops*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
# *catches*
*runs away*
heheheheee hehehe HEHEHEHEH hehehehehh hehehehehhehehHE EHEHHEHEHEHE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)
# congratulations on DOUBLING
your life savings ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Alrighty then.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)

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