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# hmmm, fishhhhhh....
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# these otters are made of pure, distilled cuteness.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# All otters are made of pure, distilled cuteness
but these ones are particularly fluffeh :)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# i would feed the little fluffies fish
to their heart's content.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# they look fucking evil
is what they look... like Cerberus
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Greek mythology would have been radically different I think
if all you had to do to get past the fearsome three headed guardian of Hades was tickle its tummy and feed it a few fish.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Asian short-clawed otters are AWESOME
So playful and full of energy and mischief!
Possibly even as cute as meerkats.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# linky time
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# that made me make a noise
like an over-excited steam kettle. only dogs could hear it.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# that
was ace :)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# when george told the plastic surgeon he wanted to look like a hammerhead
he didn't think that the interpretation would be so literal
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Is that me?
Also: epicwoos.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Christ that's a long time ago!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# *notes*
My research is nearing completion.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Arf! :D
still playing WoW more than is unhealthy

'prepares for flaming trolls'*
*If only I had played WoW...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I agree
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Then we are in agreement
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# it is punworthy
but dead sharks are never funny
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# hehe
it could be worse...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# sjp is looking better these days
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Sharky and George
Crime-busters of the sea.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Helicopter? Bridge?
This is clearly NOT REAL!

Woo - that's a fantastic facial expression you've managed to give it :)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Ooohh ^this
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Hahaha
That shadow of the fin looks like a big cock!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] kitty gubbins

i was just going to post a couple of new kitty killers designs
till i noticed.. hey it's compo relevant.. get in
anyhoo.. hope you like..
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# hahahahaha ace
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I do like it!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# hello kitty...
is it supposed to remind me of alex delarge?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# i like it muchly
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# you'd sell a lot of those
on tees

very nicely done
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# indeed
i've been selling them on badges.. posted a few on here before.. which a few
lovely b3tans purchased off e bay, (i was suitably flattered)
allways fancied trying t-shirts, but aint got the space
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# can't just do café press or whatever?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# thought about it...
but i think i'd fall foul of the copyright nazis
allready had the people who own the space hopper design
make me take a set down.. bastards hehehe
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# nice to be noticed!
I think copyright is open when it comes to pastiche.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# tell that to [short pointless fucking self absorbed twat with big lawyers and larger ego]
:D
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# ok
:D
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# pfft
awsome
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# pure horrorshow, my droog
woo!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# outstanding!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# yayness
:D
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Woo! :D
*click*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# fantastic!

(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
# This is brilliant!
Woo!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Once again I broke out the REAL LIFE PENS and REAL LIFE PAPER.
And then I drew Genesis.


Previously: KillerKitti
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# i hate real life pens and paper
but this is well done...so is kk
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I hate real life "pens" and "paper"

* I guess swapping the P of pens with the P of paper doesn't really make it funny does it?

* Heads off to the guillotine...

(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Well it is Bastille day!
LE CHOP CHOP!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I remember when all this was fields.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# you fuckin what?!?!?!
REAL PENS AND PAPER?!??!!?!!!?!?!? BLASPHEMER1!!!11!!

P.S. this is very woo.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I know, right! I didn't even open up MS Paint once!
*pukes*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# you're sick!!!!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I SICKED IN MY TROUSERS. AND IT WAS WARM. AND PLEASING.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# you dun drawded that?
that be right purdy!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I drawed it with blotchy marker pens :)
Thank you, Smash. HOW ARE YOU THIS SUNNYWARMAFTERNOON?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# very, very hungry.
9 days till hospital time!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Ohhh exciting! How long will they be taking you away from us?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# only about 3/4 days
but i may need bed rest when i get home.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Ow :(
They be stealing my Smash.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# not just that
but they're making me go to hull :0
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Oh gutted :(
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# i will be! :D
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# what are they doing to you m'am?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# gastric bypass
i shall be a fatty no more!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# big brave step
very best of luck with it!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# when it's done
i will be able to get up the big brave steps without being out of breath :)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# in time!
I've a friend who (i think) needs one. Be interested to hear how it goes. You'll be in our thoughts!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# *hugs*
it's a private hospital, so there is a chance that i may have computer access
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# fancy
wifitastic
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# OH SHIT
NOT R-L STUFF.
I DID SOME DRAWING LAST NIGHT B3TA, I SHALL POST THE RESULTS LATER
BUT I NEED TO KNOW DO I:
- GO ROUND TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE TO BORROW THEIR SCANNER
- INSTEAD TAKE PICTURES WITH MY CAMERA


Also: woo!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Buy a scanner for £35. Scan. Profit.
I assume profit because you've drawn porn.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# D:
You think I have £35?
If you mean porn for the mind then yes I've drawn porn.
Isn't that just porn?
No stfu.
Okay.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# PORN?
PORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORN
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# YES
No.
We shall see :D
Or rather you will, because I already know
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# i reckon
you should:

- have a wank.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Horay for secret option C!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# pretend you are a girl
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# What good would this do?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# i dunno but it could be funny
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# This is true
*dons wig, make-up and ovaries*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I would to B first to see if it's any good
and then A if you want a better version.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I'll take pitures of the smaller doodles
And if all goes well then I'll see about scaning the bigger drawings :D
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# samsamsam this is really beautiful
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# She's a good source.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# no doubt!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Gad you talented bastard!
*hates*

...but only for a little while...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Would a pint change your mind?
Also: Thaaaanks.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# mmmmm.... pint....
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Cops hate firemen.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# poor heffelump, she promised she'd stop.....
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Awwww!
At least she's not a lush.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# she forgot
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# drugs are bad m'kay?
woo!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Yay Elephants!


(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# OBEY
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# *obeys*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Silly nelepunts. Seam drugs are baaaad.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Oh noes!
Wake up mummy, please wake up :(
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# this makes me feel sad :(
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Do I need a reason?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Is that the F1 guy?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# hums what was the reason other than an atrocious pun
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# you hum it and I'll play it
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# you hum it and I'll knock your fucking teeth out
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# LEAVE UNDERCOVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAALONE!
IT'S LUCKY HE EVEN PERFORMS FOR YOU! YOU! BASTARDS!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# gooooood
your anger makes you powerful!

also - cheers :)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I made a youtube of it! I'll show world!! I'll show them!!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I'll scratch you eyes out bitch
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Young Ones reference. +666 points.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# 'noon
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Hey there, squire. How are you today?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# groovy ta,
good weekend?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Mighty slow. It's nearly cigarette o'clock, right?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# yeah dude, smoke 'em if you've got 'em
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# de de didi de di deeeeeeeeeldeeeeeeldeeeeeeee de da de da de dadeldede!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# A team?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# nope it's probably a fairly shitty redition by me
anyone else?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# dont rember this bit
deeeeeeeeeldeeeeeeldeeeeeeee
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# land down under first couple of bars
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# *smiles*
*gives k3b a vegemite sandwich*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# *nyoms vegimite sandwich*
*brings out Darwin stubbies of Boags*
*snuggles*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# *envies*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# people should envy me more
they should fear me
fear me and my power!!!!!!!!!!!
I SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!...if only I could find a conker...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Did someone say something that I could tenuously prearoast from?!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# :-)
clevar!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)
# NAZI ORGY OMG SHOCKER!
woosome
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# spanktastic
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# no nudity
fake!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# BETTER?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# pfft
both are woosome
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# looks closer
:)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Weeee
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I'm naked
from the waist down... does that help?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# i guess
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Never need a reason, sir, most woo!
and also:
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# make it a green eye
and i will gladly have/eat* your babies

*whichever is appropriate
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# You're not having/eating her:


*adopts fighting stance*

Edit: I would change it to green for you, honey, but I've no longer got the source/layered pic. Apologies.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# very well
*adopts babbying-up stance*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
Monkey, that funky monkey!
Smash Monkey junkie, that funky monkey!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# claaaaaaaaaan
soul, his hair is cut with a bowl, but he's not on the dole, he's clan soul!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# My hair's NEVER cut :D
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# mine gets cut off when i'm bored
or when i can't be bothered colouring it black/brown/red/purple anymore
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Nope - no reason needed whatsoever!
TJ how come we're not celebrating www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/14567?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Ris?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# because that's french?
am i right *clicks link*
bugger I didn't get it :(
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Mais non mon ami Ozzeur..
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# eh? Je nas parle pas pa franscais...
Parlez vous anglais?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# No, sorry, not a word.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# MERDE! ENCUL! FOUS LE CAMP!
J'ai envie de chier!
Lechez mon clito
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Tu as envie de chier? Personne ne t'arrete pas. Tu me fais aussi chier, putain de merde.
ton pere etait un hamster, et ta mere sent d'elderberries!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# pffft...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
I doff my cap to you sir.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Nice...
*awaits Hancock*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Ulys seee eee eeees!!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# gah!
this show fucked my head up for months!

EDIT: how rude! i meant to say awesome pic
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# YES!
You fucking leg end :D
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# hahah fuck yes
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# fuck yes!!!!! I love that cartoon!
altogether now:

"Ulysses, Ulysseeeeees,
soaring through all the galaxies!
In search of Earth, flying in to the niiiight...!"
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# It's me Nono, small robot you know, friend of Ulysses!


edit; I'm looking forward to dogtanian / 80 days and fraggle rock!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# oh yes!
maybe Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors? That or Mysterious Cities of Gold, (even though it's over 20 years old, still holds up today as an excellent 'toon) oops, should look at the links first :D
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# what making a post of saw boss for this place
not had time to fin it. yet
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# ages ago, I started updating all the characters for it... I must go back to that and start it up again....
I just don't have the time to do anything ATM...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
brilliant
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Top Stuff, sir.
:D
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Fucking YES!
Only he can do the things he does.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# :) nice
I like the scooby one, but I haven't seen most of the others...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# please do willy fogg now!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# woot
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# It's like
a scary stroll down memory lane looking at your pics :)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN!
:D Thanks for doing this one!!!
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Der der derrrr....
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# thats just a big suit, hand & gun!


and some woo
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# high cockalorum
I find her exceedingly attractive in Tarrentino films, but not in real life...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# after years of trek
I can only get the horn when the women have pointed ears, Cornish pasty like foreheads and bit of borg plastic stuck to them.

they look a bit odd without them.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# the reminds me of something...
but not so much so that I can tell you what it reminds me of.

Have a dollop of woo.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# the end of beetlejuice?
the bit where the witch doctor shrinks his head
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# probably
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# mib?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# probably
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# haha
that's what it reminds me of
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# pimple head. yay
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# ...but it's not my birthday
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# the goat of no confidence \o/
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Oh god
*Bangs head against wall*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# hahah I feel sorry for the goat!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# hmmmmm
*grabs large pan*
stay very still....
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# violence is pointless
*unfurls peace banner*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# *burns peace banner*
burnt ya banner, hippie, wanna fight about it?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Not really...I've got a better idea
*unfurls free love banner*
;)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# *crawls under free love banner*
*gets jiggy*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# argh!
you're on my hair!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I'm not a crab :P
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# not that hair!
move your elbow!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# only if you use blunt objects :D
highthanque!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# fine
bunchoffuckingcunts
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# spang time by any chance
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# no
i'm making him an omelette
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# an omelette on spang! Hmmm?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# indeed.
a spangelette, if you will.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# oh the spangage!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Gordon gordon gordon...
I had really high hopes when they got rid of Tony - really - I did...

I though - finally, a political figure who has a bit of sense and isn't just a self serving whore (which - now I think about it - is a contradiction in terms)... which I believe he isn't. However - it turns out he's not very good at running his party let alone our country... which is a shame because now we have to have the Torys back... which sux.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Barbarossa made me do it!!!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# no bridge
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# and therefore, not real.
10 points, sir.

Edit: In other news -

(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# thanks
*collects points
*polishes
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# *points*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# *poses
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# WOW
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# *is homesick*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Awwww.....
*hugs*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# *wipes nose on your shoulder*
fanks :(
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# TOO MUCH BRIDGE!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# too brown
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# LIES!
Nicely done again though!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# toldga!
:D
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Yep
Someone now has to 'shop in a 50 foot woman and the circle will be complete
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# the circle of liiiiife!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I had a bad disney experience.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# was it with "uncle" walt?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# ha ha ha
"...come and sit on Walt's knee.., unless you're ethnic"
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# it's a small world
after all
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Meant with the greatest respect, sir
As well you know.

:)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# grunty you bad man
also, is the guy on the right using a mechanical wanking spanner?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# *giggles*
mechanical wanking spanner :)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Oh dear, I'm really hoping he isn't.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Arf!
You big silly :D
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# If we search the archives
will we find a version of this with Leonardo Da Vinci's helicopter?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Actually yes!
EDIT: Found one at least, not the one I was looking for...

b3ta.com/board/6946657
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Bugger me
no not literally but that's all the aceness

(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# quick and shonky
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# hehehe - very good, though
:D
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# feeling a little bit silly...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# ah
shaddappa yo' face!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Wasamattayoeh? gotta no respect?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# why you looka so sad?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I have that as an mp3 somewhere, i think i'll give it a run :)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# nice one
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Oh, Matron!
Stop Messing About!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I'm too serious to be a dilettante and too much a dabbler to be a professional.
Even the most miserable life is better than a sheltered existence in an organized society where everything is calculated and perfected. Itsa nica place.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
#
..so shuddupayaface?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Fair comment.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# ......
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# hahahahaha!
zorak's let himself go, hasn't he?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Hahaha
This is ace :D
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# hahha, that's top stuff, mr floyd!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# cheers
Mr Steve...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# ha ha!
I have a mantis in my garden today. He didn't have any little people on him, though. It'd have been ace if he had.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Blimey !
I have seen this done before in Photoshop, but it still works every time.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# despite the fact that it makes my eyes bleed
this is wonderful
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# unpossible!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# unpossible
by a factor of 9
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# swastika!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Time for a repost?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# do it :)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Righty ho then
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# i really love this
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# ^still this
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# See, if you hired me and then let me get bored
I'd do more.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# rev jesse seems to be part of our "jew or jew-ish nazi fanciers affinity"
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# FUCKYEAH
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# *still wonders how to fuck, or be fucked, by it*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# You can't see the wealth of contraptions between those plump steel thighs.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *gets a little damp*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Get out of the way of the contraptions.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# despite being a nazi
she is lovely
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# She can't help it, she was built by nazis.
But Tom and I stole her, and now she's ours.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# programme her to do good
and to perform filthy, filthy sex acts, of course.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# yet another classic Smash Monkey
autocomplete post, eh?

;-)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# i can't help it, i'm 90% horn ;)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# would!
As if you didn't know.....
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I should hope so: :D
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Oooh
That's aces
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Fankoo
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I wonder what would happen
if she met robot Maria one from Metropolis?

This is woosomeness gone mad
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Helga only knows how to do a few things.
She'd probably feel her up.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I worryingly find that quite interesting
Meanwhile i tell the world you can buy a robot Maria that's quite sexylicious

www.robotoys.com/st_prod.html?p_prodid=449
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# That is fucking amazing.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# :D Cheers
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Ow that's tying my brain in knots.
Have a woo for your cleverness.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# hahah I love esher. It's a lucky shape too
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# This is extremely good :D
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# that's really wonderfully done
but there are nazi themes...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# pffffft it's
Hindu good luck symbol®
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# hmm, yes
but the person on the top appears to be saluting too
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# wrong hand.
but yeah...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# i see antisemitism!!!! :(
but it's greatly done!!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Crikey mikey
This is fantastic.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# that is AWESOMELY shopped sir!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# did you make this?
cos i have seen it before.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Show me where.
I made this.
(, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 7:04, archived)
# i'm not sure
we want to pay for a dimension we're not going to use
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# #47
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# This is like some sort of wonderful dream.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# *probes
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# i wish last nights dreams were this cool
i spent most of last night washing dishes because someone who looked like me ran out of a restaurant without paying.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# LAst night I dreamt that I was married to a blonde girl, living in my old high school
being sent love letters by David Tennant and being taught by a b3tan who didn't seem to notice any of my advances.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# do you often dream in porn plots?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Quite a lot.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# i dreamed of smut
as usual
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# thats why you're a luncha libre gimp, see?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# do you mean lucha libre
or is this some clever lunch gag?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# stupid fuggin fingers
thats what i meant
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# :D
I'd quite like to be a luncha libre; Wrestling sandwiches.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha
why does it never happen to me :(
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# *fires up probes*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# *wakes up
with strange marks on his body and an anus the size of europe*

(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# that's how you always wake up
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# true
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I think they meant to pick up the cow
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I WANT TO BELEIVE!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# =D
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# fetch or felch
the choice is yours
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# you stay away from my puppy
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *dons sausage suit*
heeeeeere, puppy...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# *runs with tongue out*
oh sorry
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# don't apologise
i was getting a little moist then
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Please for fuck sake make a poster of this.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# you think its worth it?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# *flicks hair* or make a big version I can print.
Pweetty pwease wuvvlesome Bedwam.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I bet the cow was left thinking
"Bloody hell! That was lucky"
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# actually now i think about it, why is that man staring at a cow in the middle of the night
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# he is contemplating a spot of cow tipping
either that, or he is really jealous of its udders
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# cock probe!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# rrrrrrrrrobot
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Cinema enforcement!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# i love his spiky ball.
it is spiky and bally.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# oh
yes :D
Robot tattoo soon, robot tattoo soon. Yip yip.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Robot tattoo?
yyyyyyyip yip yip yip.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Yip.
Still can't decide what style to go for. I have a feeling I'm going to become the robot-tattooed lady. Do you charge a fair price for your commissions? *strokes beard*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Absolutely.
If I like the sound of the project I may even do it for free :D
Gaz me if you're interested.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# This is what would happen if Heinz Edelmann had worked for Samsung
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# MUSTAPHA BINDUN?
maybe this will be the new meme?
As small as I could get it.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Not so new perhaps...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# HAHA
That's classic
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# officelol you swine!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I have a copy of dating for dummies which my mate found in a bin and gave to me
This however is much better....
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# it clearly did not help?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# It's a good laugh but fairly useless
I might bring it home and scan bits, it's in my office at the moment...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# FRONT PAGE THIS NAO!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
#
then you must vite for it. You have the power!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
#

(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# shirley bindun...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Well, it was *crying* out to be done....
That's my excuse, anyhow.


(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)
# :D
Oh my goodness, I loved the weather last week. Love a bit of rain, I do. And some ACE thunder.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# surely:
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I fucking loved that show!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# 0_0
It was the bane of my life when I was back at the Beeb. Bloody rubbish games, spacky website....

Oh god, I need to go lie down. The horror of the memory is all too much.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Alas, no
although I did watch a really odd kids programme called Sorry, I Have No Head. Sort of like a comedy sketch show, but without the nugget of reality they usually keep.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# The clue is sort of in the title on that one...
:)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# That's why I was watching it.
It was quite interesting, and had Marcus Brigstocke in it.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Cousin of Mr Brigstocke?
Gah - ninja'd!!!

You fiend Cap'n!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I've not typed for a week, I may as well have cumberland sausages sellotaped to
each one of my chubby little fingers.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# *mwah*
You lovely little pickle, you...


*hugs*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# *feels all precious*
:D
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# there was a show called
Stickin' Around
or
Stick Around

and i can't find it anywhere :(
it's was kinda drawn with ms paint i think.. but was so funny, they could do b3ta stuff easy
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Needs more Henry
but nicely done :)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I promised myself not to... ;-)
But thanks, anyhow.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Haha I was thinking Henry in there as well!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Oh dear.
I've let you all down, haven't I?


*goes to sit in the corner*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Here you go


Click for bigger (47KB)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# \o/
Sir, you are a star!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# \o/


EDIT Gah! \o/piss
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Lovely stuff
He fits a treat in there Barb you genioooos!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Very nicely done!
:D
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# why do i see this becoming a bandwagon
and continuing to oblivion with every posibble meme known to b3tan kind?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Henry has already had a pretty successful bandwagon
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# i know.
but you know them, they have one and then can't stop
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# There there...
*XBOX 360s*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Wheres that then?
I'm with the Captain, I thought the weather was greta last week.

I never understand why people moan about the weather when they are stuck in an office alld ay. That's when you WANT it to rain
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# It's in Iowa somewhere
I am led to believe...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I love the rain
Perfectly happy running around in the wet, me.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I can't believe this remark has been up here for 4 minutes now and hasn't attracted a lewd reply...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I decided against it.
:)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Ah, they're all desensitised to me.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# fnar
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# heheheheh! Knew it had to be them :D
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# gissa kiss
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# HEY DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GREAT?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Capslock? Cheap speed? Brian Transeau?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# pffft!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# car tyres and cheese
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# BRITAIN!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Explosive revalations regarding timely interventions on behalf of another party?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Is that sort of like shitting yourself on Amy Winehouse's coffee table on her dad's behalf?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Sort of, though obviously more litigation is involved.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)
# ALEXANDER? CATHERINE?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Peter?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Battenberg? Crepe paper? Andy Partridge?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# big fuckoff explosions?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Ugghh that's just horrible!
I'll never be able to eat a treefrog again
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Goodness!
*fears*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# good lord, that's like something out of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
(although it's obviously not a tomato before anyone points that fact out :D )
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# That's obviously not a tomato, Steve
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# ya shitting me, right? It's gotta be!
*cleans contact lenses*

oh

:D
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Aaaargh
That is excellent!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Thats ace!


My shameless pearoast...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Woo!
My lime thinks he's fine

(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# New Toon XD
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# EATING DINNER: WHAT A THING!!!!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# LIES ELEPHANT!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Aw
Poor small elephants sad face.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Do "dischordant" next
Followed by "sycophantically".

Please.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Hard to do. but..
..something like this?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# woo to elephants :D
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# woo back
at yoo
*click*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# These are some high quality elephants in my opinion.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)

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