I love itI don't knoiw what this fella is up to but have a click.
(
Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:05,
archived)
lol"hey.. The industrial vacuum cleaner's vanished and so's the pneumatic drill. I wonder where they could of got to..."
(
arrangedletters,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:05,
archived)
SEAMSROBOTS!I see the start of a new phenomenon.
(
the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:50,
archived)
surprisingly wall-e has not bindun for this compountil now
*dramatic music*
(,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:52,
archived)
*dramatic music*
hahahaseamhorses ftw!
thats a bit well done tbh...
(thats a bit well done tbh...
Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:56,
archived)
ouchie yes.
right that's it. I'm that seams horse. I'm going to make a new one.
I'm also getting bored of this one.
I'm going to make a new one.
the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:00,
archived)
Two compo's in one.It's my son's birthday next week so I'll likely go and see this.
Yay!
(,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:55,
archived)
Yay!
hahahafunny in a seamingly unusual way
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:56,
archived)
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Recession"){kind=small}
Because no-one can afford a carBuses must become bigger.
Apologies for crapness, but if I don't practice I'll never get any better will I?
(at least that's what I tell the ladies)
(Apologies for crapness, but if I don't practice I'll never get any better will I?
(at least that's what I tell the ladies)
littlefish I like cheese,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:40,
archived)
hahathat would be the most interesting bus to get on, ever.
(
Nathanial Hornblower,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:42,
archived)
ooh yeahI like it when you're on top...
( littlefish I like cheese,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:45,
archived)
reminds me of coventry's bendy busaccept that isn't double decker..
nice work though :)
(nice work though :)
arrangedletters,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:46,
archived)
Woo CoventryI'm in Earlsdon.
Woo.
(Woo.
Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:04,
archived)
i'll remeber to tell that to ladies...and your bus is quite reasonable.
(,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:50,
archived)
TramsCan you say that? T-R-A-M-S.
Trams
(Trams
MisterPunch did it that way on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:56,
archived)
But twamscan only run on twacks...
(
Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions.,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:03,
archived)
your loving the domo stuff at the moment.and so am i :D
( Nathanial Hornblower,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:40,
archived)
Haha!Brilliant.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:43,
archived)
Posted as a thumbnail because the original is over 140k and 850px wide..
Click for readable.
Or read this story from the start
(Click for readable.
Or read this story from the start
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:33,
archived)
For ages then I thought his fin was his tongue and he was happy about being carried.This looks ominous.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:36,
archived)
i was looking at the wrong things for the face for ages wondering why he had no eye.But i realised now, WOO!
nicely drawn :) hello /board
(nicely drawn :) hello /board
Nathanial Hornblower,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:36,
archived)
THE MOST EFFECTUAL TOPCAT the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:40,
archived)
hahathe queen zebra reveals herself..
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:13,
archived)
[Recursive Internet Meme Site -- MSPaint]
Click for bigger (209KB)
[[Edit: http://www.b3ta.com/links/internet_meme_timeline]]
I feel informed now!make those tabs clickable and you will be king of all you survey.
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:57,
archived)
"internet meme site" is not a memeit's RUINED
edit: hang on, give me some background to this or something. is this an actual site? did you make the site? WHAT IS IT?
(edit: hang on, give me some background to this or something. is this an actual site? did you make the site? WHAT IS IT?
Shada,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:57,
archived)
Maybe his legs had just grow?
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:00,
archived)
you know when you speak in bracketsi always imagine it to be you speaking in a voice that's trying not to be heard. like a whisper, or something.
so it gets real confusing when there's exclamation marks in there.
(so it gets real confusing when there's exclamation marks in there.
Shada,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:06,
archived)
more or less below the original pron folder ;)
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:03,
archived)
I'd like to think your enrolement to the world of equestrian lovearrived while you were watching the Peanut Butter Jelly video and became inexplicably aroused while they said "let me ride that donkey, donkey."
( arrangedletters,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:05,
archived)
i found some horse porn by accident. It was bloody annoying, I went soft.
i found some horse porn by accident. It was bloody annoying, I went soft came.
( arrangedletters,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:24,
archived)
I wanted women having a wank*. so I searched for itI got a woman wanking a horse.
*yes. I like solo women. If I have to wank I don't want watch anyone else getting anything I'm not.
(,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:29,
archived)
*yes. I like solo women. If I have to wank I don't want watch anyone else getting anything I'm not.
POV handjob videos allround!I bet you took the football because you diodn't want to play anymore as well didn't you y' selfish bugger :P
( arrangedletters,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:49,
archived)
HahahaI'm sure I saw something in a newsletter where someone's screen grab revealed too much.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:08,
archived)
Yer man (Dream)From Lord Byron by Richard Westall.
Destruction Death Destiny
/lens flare blog
( Destruction Death Destiny
/lens flare blog
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:51,
archived)
there's a glint in his eyei'd watch out, he's going to eye-laser everyone
( Shada,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:58,
archived)
Hvr Cr
He's trying, bless him. Just can't quite get off the ground can he? Woo to you!
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:40,
archived)
Yes.I stole it. It is now mine, nort Jaymes BOOND.
( We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:58,
archived)
This, I truely believe,is how a Jag's ride is.
The Jag I've been in really felt like it was floating :D My friend asked me if it had wheels.
(The Jag I've been in really felt like it was floating :D My friend asked me if it had wheels.
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:36,
archived)
That's some pneumatic dogging actionwoo :)
minor TJ poll: I'm filling out an application form for a job at the Co-op they have a question on how will i help the company blah blah mindless bollocks.. should this answer stay or go?
I like to challenge my self and I feel the Co-op would provide the fertile compost from which my future as a worthwhile contributing human being will sprout forth.
(minor TJ poll: I'm filling out an application form for a job at the Co-op they have a question on how will i help the company blah blah mindless bollocks.. should this answer stay or go?
I like to challenge my self and I feel the Co-op would provide the fertile compost from which my future as a worthwhile contributing human being will sprout forth.
arrangedletters,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:44,
archived)
Say this job plays a vital role in your plot to overthrow the governmentand you can make good tea.
(
Cae1,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:56,
archived)
ooohnice edition. I like the idea of taking it on a very extended metaphore that by the end of it is then turned literal.
but I also need the money... gah. I always find these things so sodding torturous. :(
(but I also need the money... gah. I always find these things so sodding torturous. :(
arrangedletters,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:02,
archived)
I wrote similar stuff on one for Somerfields (coincidently now owned by Co-op)I was quite upset to find out when I had my interview that no one had read any of it.
I got the job though. Woo me.
(I got the job though. Woo me.
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:01,
archived)
that's good.I drew car-icatures until everyone started calling me dave.
(,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:48,
archived)
I hope that car belongs to an ape. We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:58,
archived)
just a quickie...more of an excuse just to ask...who was in lincoln yesterday wearing the b3ta T-shirt up by the cathedral!?
i spoke pretty loudly about seeing my first b3ta t-shirt in the wild!
He's a real online manSitting in his online land
making all his online plans for the internet
etc.
(making all his online plans for the internet
etc.
arrangedletters,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:11,
archived)
.i was pretty lary and was quite loud even tho the said 'internet man' was with his family...
i still pretty much shouted 'my god a real life b3ta user...he either heard and ignored me or didn't hear me atall.
(,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:14,
archived)
i still pretty much shouted 'my god a real life b3ta user...he either heard and ignored me or didn't hear me atall.
I wore my trindiad and tobago shirt on thursday.no one asked me who I was, nothing :'(
(,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:15,
archived)
It was me** it was not me
Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:07,
archived)
niether are youbut road workers NOT leaning on their shovels having a ciggie! FAKE FAKE FAKE!!
(,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:15,
archived)
excuse mewho do you think they are burying in cement.
( arrangedletters,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:43,
archived)
That's excellent :)but it's a tad larger than the requested file size for an animation here.
If possible, could you optimise it a tad for us, and get it nearer to 250k?
If you're not sure how to do that, reply to me here in this thread and let us know what program you're using and one of the brighter sparks here can probably help you.
edit: here, try using this one, a few scanlines do the trick...
Linked scanline version
Feel free to use it if you want :)
(If possible, could you optimise it a tad for us, and get it nearer to 250k?
If you're not sure how to do that, reply to me here in this thread and let us know what program you're using and one of the brighter sparks here can probably help you.
edit: here, try using this one, a few scanlines do the trick...
Linked scanline version
Feel free to use it if you want :)
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:49,
archived)
always the optimist god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:53,
archived)
...never the bride.no, hang on.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:55,
archived)
Churchill: we will bite on the features :S
Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:01,
archived)
btw this looks SHIT and his looks really good qualityso why not look at good quality gifs and up the suggested file size? i am not attacking you personally, just voicing my opinion
( Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:11,
archived)
he could always link to his original version without the scanlinesthere's several options
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:17,
archived)
best of both worlds then :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:20,
archived)
dammiti only wanted to use this www.b3ta.com/board/6644184 :)
( Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:28,
archived)
Bob is right, and I wasn't being a 'nazi' about the file size, they are only suggested guidelinesthose days are long gone. (for me at least)
I thought a little friendly help would be better, as there's been far too much bloody board nazi stuff going on of late, particularly at times that Cockweasle mentions above. :(
(I thought a little friendly help would be better, as there's been far too much bloody board nazi stuff going on of late, particularly at times that Cockweasle mentions above. :(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:32,
archived)
nah you were being quite helpfulbut some people seem to carry on like a toddler with a turd in their pants:
www.b3ta.com/board/8629020
Edit: I've optimised evilscary's fail pic down to half it's filesize, with absolutely no aliasing/artifacts/loss of quality. People's lack of logic bothers me sometimes.
(,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:39,
archived)
www.b3ta.com/board/8629020
Edit: I've optimised evilscary's fail pic down to half it's filesize, with absolutely no aliasing/artifacts/loss of quality. People's lack of logic bothers me sometimes.
ah yes, that was one of the cases I was thinking of :)There's no need for it, no wonder some of the 'old timers' don't post much anymore,
and that some of the really talented newcomers don't stick for long. Tis a pity
(and that some of the really talented newcomers don't stick for long. Tis a pity
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:40,
archived)
there was similarly no need for yan's tantrumwhen someone else was fairly polite about a large image. although I did kindof agree with his sentiment he just didn't pick a good post to flounce on.
And yes tis a pity people get annoyed and leave. Means we're stuck with gits like me.
(,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:47,
archived)
And yes tis a pity people get annoyed and leave. Means we're stuck with gits like me.
Wow,that brings his image to a total of 560k.
Good work.
(Good work.
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:12,
archived)
I was just suggesting an alternative that he could usemaybe linking to the original.
and I was being friendly about it.
If he did want to use it, I would delete the one above.
How far can you see up on that high horse?
(and I was being friendly about it.
If he did want to use it, I would delete the one above.
How far can you see up on that high horse?
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:18,
archived)
it justpeople are always complaining about filesize suggesting people go and and make the file smaller, which means a new image to download and therefore actually increasing the size.
you could have linked to your version, too.
though, I didn't mean to offend.
(you could have linked to your version, too.
though, I didn't mean to offend.
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:34,
archived)
no worries, I have linked now for anyone just coming on /board, point taken :)as said above, just thought trying to help would be a better course of action.
/none taken :)
(/none taken :)
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:36,
archived)
I agreeI think b3ta is mostly a nice place, with the odd exception.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:47,
archived)
everything's odd about b3ta isn't it ;) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:48,
archived)
luffly :)Größe macht nicht aus. Schauen Sie mich an. Beurteilen Sie mich durch meine Größe, nicht wahr? Hmmmmm?
( arrangedletters,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:53,
archived)
[wooo -- whack some scanlines over the top of it though]If I remember correctly that is (in tattyshop):
create new psd 1x2 pixels, black and transparent, save as scanlines.psd.
in anim psd, create new Layer on top, fill with pattern, select your scanlines.psd, et voila.
(,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:53,
archived)
create new psd 1x2 pixels, black and transparent, save as scanlines.psd.
in anim psd, create new Layer on top, fill with pattern, select your scanlines.psd, et voila.
found ita handy tutorial
www.photoshopcafe.com/tutorials/scan%20lines/scan.html
(www.photoshopcafe.com/tutorials/scan%20lines/scan.html
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:00,
archived)
pretty sweetif you'd have changed the colour of yoda's lightening bolt it would be seamless.
edit:I hope you don't mind - yellow yoda blast (360kb)
(edit:I hope you don't mind - yellow yoda blast (360kb)
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:15,
archived)
now THAT works well The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:04,
archived)
Thank you!:)
edit:is mine slower? the original whips through for me or is that a firefox thing?
(edit:is mine slower? the original whips through for me or is that a firefox thing?
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:06,
archived)
yours goes through slower, and is better for it,the original does go through quickly in FF3.
good colour matching as well :)
(good colour matching as well :)
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:12,
archived)
Again thanks.I've been trying to master adjustment layers.
previous attempt www.b3ta.com/board/8634109
(previous attempt www.b3ta.com/board/8634109
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:17,
archived)
works well :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:28,
archived)
I would have. edit: fuck it I still would.
(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:57,
archived)
I've always thought that!She was just the only person who'd whack 'em out on Carry On Camping. Jackie Piper on the other hand... there was a beauty.
(,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:40,
archived)
Barbara Windsorsaucy star of many a Carry On film.
Oooooh missus. no.. Oooooh.
comedy of innuendo spawn from sexual repression. a yay.
see roy chubby brown for a slightly more extreme example of this breed.
(Oooooh missus. no.. Oooooh.
comedy of innuendo spawn from sexual repression. a yay.
see roy chubby brown for a slightly more extreme example of this breed.
arrangedletters,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:35,
archived)
yeah I googled carry on films and eventually found her.I think the sack of spanners comment is a touch harsh.
(,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:38,
archived)
she was also a gangsters moll in the 60's, married Ronnie Knight Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:48,
archived)
I agree entirely.She wasn't even as good looking in the Carry On films as some of the other girls in them.
I just never saw the appeal.
(,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:00,
archived)
I just never saw the appeal.
this^It used to confound me how all the men would be like CORR! LOOK AT 'ER whenever she was on screen when there were pleanty of girls who wernt pushing 40 with giant teeth behind her.
(
Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:50,
archived)
Undecided here........... I'll say THIS though, give me Helen Mirren ANY day.
(,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:03,
archived)
very very trueI wish she would fuck off. And as the icing on the cake, she's also a tory.
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:03,
archived)
She hada body like a sack of spanners in the carry on films. Revolting, but they insisted on pushing her as a sex bomb?
(,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:04,
archived)
makes your nuts tighten as well... The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:26,
archived)
haha this thread keeps getting better!I think I bolt now that I made that pun.
(,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:39,
archived)
She did look quite goodwhen they did her up as a medieval wrench.
( arrangedletters,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:50,
archived)
That was just a bit partShe didn't torque much
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:00,
archived)
It's OK though if you want an open-ended relationship CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:43,
archived)
I heartily agree with this :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:23,
archived)
happy b3taday :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:38,
archived)
SW1A represent ! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:33,
archived)
ROYAL SHOTA ZOMBIE TWINCEST SANDWICHIN WWII... WITH VAMPIRES.
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:44,
archived)
all seams to be in order;D
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:32,
archived)
I had to adblock itit was hurting my sensibilities.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:36,
archived)
Steve McQueen edit: is that Maddie just behind her maj there?
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:54,
archived)
Looks just like her. djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:01,
archived)
quick nerdjoke
GIFed for your amusement
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:27,
archived)
They did it in hackersin a phone booth, no less.
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:33,
archived)
did they?out of choice never seen it.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:41,
archived)
It's not that cringe-worthyThere's some tech-embellishment, and programs obviously look better running than they really would. But there's nothing that made me not enjoy the film, and I'm a CompSci graduate.
Also, Angelina Jolie
(Also, Angelina Jolie
Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:37,
archived)
hahaclicks
(
Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty.,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:55,
archived)
hahahafriggin loon, i luvvit.
(
gfreeman is only here for the beer,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:47,
archived)
Guess what day it is today?
Cayke for everyone!
EDIT: Check out those sexy NHS specs!
b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:00,
archived)
Happy B3taday!Hooray for cayke!
(
Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:03,
archived)
CAYKE!Happy b3ta sign up anniversary x
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:03,
archived)
^thisalso: would ! ;)
(http://b3ta.com/board/8634827)
/sorry
((http://b3ta.com/board/8634827)
/sorry
Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:55,
archived)
Yesthe last time I was 4.
EDIT: By the way, I'm very much enjoying your alphabet.
(EDIT: By the way, I'm very much enjoying your alphabet.
b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:06,
archived)
not so much, nobut i do have access to one
( b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:54,
archived)
Is is the day that the US dropped and atomic bomb on Nagasaki. LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:09,
archived)
that was thursday i thinkedit: oh no it is today, 8:15 enola gay and all that
( Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:48,
archived)
enola gay was the hiroshima bombbockscar is the one your after
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bockscar
(,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:58,
archived)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bockscar
i always thought they dropped them both on the same dayit sought of seems worse that you would have a moment of madness of that magnitude twice in one week
( Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:12,
archived)
they weren't moments of madness. they were wank fantasies of the high command.
The anniversary of the Tate/LaBianca murders by the Manson family?
kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:23,
archived)
happy b3taday!!!thanks for the cayke :)
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:31,
archived)
happy b3tadayyou share this auspicious day with my actual in real life birthday, i'm 43 today.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:32,
archived)
happy real birthday sir :)hope you also get cayke
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:34,
archived)
ifankyou. god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:36,
archived)
well, you can have cake as well
I suppose you remember when it was all feilds, etc etc. Please don't hit me with your walking stick...
Goshit's my dad's actual real life birthday today as well. He is slightly older tan 43. 16 years older to be precise.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:50,
archived)
i wish i'd signed up on my birthday now. I first visited on my birthdaybut i think that didn't sign up for a bit.
(,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:51,
archived)
butit means you get two birthdays, and two lots of cayke
( b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:53,
archived)
L'Oreal denies 'whitening' Beyoncé in latest print adBut we can all be the judge of that...
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 9:02,
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hahahahalooks just like the pic in teh papers!!
woo/yay.. puts my shite to shame!! excellently done
(woo/yay.. puts my shite to shame!! excellently done
Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 9:03,
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Reach. For. Mind. Bleach.....aaaaargh!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 9:03,
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Only when it gets him access the kids. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 9:26,
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I like the way that yuo bothered with the accent in her name
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 9:40,
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of course :Dit's just not as classy otherwise
pfft
(pfft
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:16,
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artfully done!whitening? what whitening? ;-)
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:42,
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<insert black and white joke here>
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Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:00,
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crazy guy, crazy times, crazy drugs...It's... 
tiem
i give you...
god i hope i got this right. celebrating 2 newsletter hits in a row from links i posted!!!eleventy!111!6
( tiemi give you...
god i hope i got this right. celebrating 2 newsletter hits in a row from links i posted!!!eleventy!111!6
Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 9:02,
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There are pocket dictionaries...this is a dickpocketonary!!!
Previously A
and the one that started it all
www.b3ta.com/board/8632710
note that this list does not reflect the ones I am going to turn into pictures. There's a lot of variety...
hahahaneeds more blood.
edit: also, QOTW entry? ;)
(edit: also, QOTW entry? ;)
Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 8:19,
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I think the qotw regulars would boil me in oil if i posted it over there.
50.You'll be asked to do cock before you're done.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 8:36,
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i started an abc of horror oncei got to c and got bored!
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 9:04,
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OH MY FUCKING GODARRRRGH ARRRRRRGH AHHHHHHGH! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT THAT'S FUCKING MONSTEROUS, ITS FUCKING HORRID SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT MAKE IT STOP! *clicks* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! HOLY SHIT WHY DO YOU DO THIS YOU TWISTED SHITBAG!
( rjmrjm,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:31,
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HahaI am glad you picked up on it :)
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 9 Aug 2008, 8:36,
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