the credit crunch has hit everyone.
even our noblest,dignity-free actors.
woo.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:14,
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woo.
yea about a year ago
just posting some stuff www.pown.it/1821 then i'll stop for ages
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:21,
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You needn't post numerous links over and over in the same thread it all.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:23,
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But Pown
Is well known and a majority of it is old now.
Gets on my goat is all. And with that I'm gonna play games!
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:25,
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Gets on my goat is all. And with that I'm gonna play games!
I'm enjoying it still
I don't have time to look at all of pown and I find some one posting highlights mildly amusing.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:26,
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I challenge you to a POWN OFF!!
bouncy boobies attack!!
www.pown.it/350
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:26,
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www.pown.it/350
nor do i
i just noticed it was associated with alot of 4chan animations on pwon
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:44,
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drunken sailor madness...
www.pown.it/1333
right thats all of em :D - lost my old bookmarks :( doh
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:35,
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right thats all of em :D - lost my old bookmarks :( doh
in a jovial way chap
it had a colon and close bracket and everything, sorry to offend
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:36,
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working weekend
my next day off is wednesday
"my head hurts, my feet stink and i don't love jesus" - name the game and win a free ilovehorses link :D
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:56,
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"my head hurts, my feet stink and i don't love jesus" - name the game and win a free ilovehorses link :D
Today I was thinking how awesome it would be if you could remove a train's railway wheels and replace them with rubber tyres so you could drive it on the road.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:11,
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solution:
fat passengers move to the left or right sides of the train to add weight to the inside wheel
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:15,
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oooh y' bastard
colouring this one is gonna take me an age :D
woo.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:02,
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woo.
Hooray for this
have a click.
...and congrats on a well-deserved fp :)
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:40,
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...and congrats on a well-deserved fp :)
Test 2: gaseous side effect but with various shades of brown :D
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:44,
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ahahaaha
he found him self a biological weapon though :D
EDIT: a rather quick FP as well.. congrats. :)
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:41,
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EDIT: a rather quick FP as well.. congrats. :)
Yeah, I've been around a little less
and I think you have too?
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:46,
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yeah, i got a proper job and have practically disappeared from these here parts
but i still do look regularly - mostly first thing in the mornings
so i get to see the lovlinesses you post in the gheyshift (:
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:48,
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so i get to see the lovlinesses you post in the gheyshift (:
Cheers :)
Been a bit dry lately but I'll get interested again soon probably.
More wonderful animashes soon please.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:52,
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More wonderful animashes soon please.
hoo yeah !
tonight i shall mostly be making a 75cl bottle of leffe, and two 33cl bottles of hoegaarden disappear as if by magic*
*pouring them down my neck
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:53,
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*pouring them down my neck
they fact that my comp took so long to load this
made it all the more glorious
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:04,
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This is my favorite FP image ever!
Bravo.
Fantastic sillines. :o)
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:50,
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Fantastic sillines. :o)
I've been making seamy pics since dekion was a bit of cock snot
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:33,
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Those aren't the best frames of reference for me mugatu.
It's the little guy with the big stone ball that's making me laugh.
... I think I can just make out, he's saying, in a Yorkshire accent, "Bugger me, this fucking stone ball weighs a fucking ton"
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:40,
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... I think I can just make out, he's saying, in a Yorkshire accent, "Bugger me, this fucking stone ball weighs a fucking ton"
Aww, bless her
She's dreaming of bananas again.
edit: youtubey version has sound.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:04,
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edit: youtubey version has sound.
This is putting me to sleep . . . but I like it better than sheep !
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:18,
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Nazitigercubpopeshock
apologies...
I hit the ginger beer pretty hard earlier :|
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 19:55,
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apologies...
I hit the ginger beer pretty hard earlier :|
hahahaha, that would be better
what is bob marley's favourite doughnut filling?
Answer: CANCER AND PIXIE BLOOD
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 19:58,
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Answer: CANCER AND PIXIE BLOOD
Have you seen this blog?
Ive lost my favourite blog. It looked something like this. It also had a sister blog with gadgets.
Click for bigger (285KB)
edit: Found it.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 19:53,
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Click for bigger (285KB)
edit: Found it.
are they the best of all the animals?
and are they your friends?
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:13,
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Yes.
And you can't have it back until you transfer £10,000 into my Swiss bank account.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 19:58,
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Hey!
That's not nice. I'm older than you! I've just lurked a lot.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:06,
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i may be a chunt,
but I miss it..
edit: but that didn't help, did it?
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:09,
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edit: but that didn't help, did it?
for some reason his badge said 'cunt' before it said 'primark'
in my world at least anyway.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 19:14,
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I was stuck in traffic on the M5 today
there was a guy driving a camper van to the left of me that looked like Ron Jeremy and in the car behind me was Jackie Chan dressed as a women.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 19:53,
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I feel like no one is really explaining what the fuck is Georgia's deal
They were invading a region that was minding it's own business to impose their government on it, yes? But like, dudes had some history of not liking each other and arguing about who gets to govern whom?
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 19:07,
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those pesky Georgians, invading their own country
thank God the Russians liberated it back of them
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 19:08,
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I believe the situation was a little more complicated
I believe the South Ossetians want their sovereinty and kind of had it until the current government tried to take it back by force.
Granted, Russia is making it about the US and NATO and punishing Georgia and maybe even fucking with their oil pipeline and ports so Western businesses will have to use the state owned Russian oil infrastructure.
I really wish we could just blame George Bush and ask Putin to wait till our election is over before he freaks the fuck out. Some of this does seem like it's a reaction to Georgie straddling his continent with a pistol cello taped to his twiching erection.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 19:12,
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Granted, Russia is making it about the US and NATO and punishing Georgia and maybe even fucking with their oil pipeline and ports so Western businesses will have to use the state owned Russian oil infrastructure.
I really wish we could just blame George Bush and ask Putin to wait till our election is over before he freaks the fuck out. Some of this does seem like it's a reaction to Georgie straddling his continent with a pistol cello taped to his twiching erection.
the rhyme minister - B3ta book of the dead!! :D
Click for bigger (168KB)
List of b3tans who have sent me pics - if your not on here and have sent me a pic - let me know!
big ian
das sheep
dbroon
letum
m3
mediocre
mooglemania
Mstandot
walrus man
WebmasterFF(i think thats his b3taname)
Barbarossa
T0ria
Mushybees
Sheehan
DrZaarlon
arrangedletters
Jorvic
Smash Monkey
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 18:44,
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Click for bigger (168KB)
List of b3tans who have sent me pics - if your not on here and have sent me a pic - let me know!
big ian
das sheep
dbroon
letum
m3
mediocre
mooglemania
Mstandot
walrus man
WebmasterFF(i think thats his b3taname)
Barbarossa
T0ria
Mushybees
Sheehan
DrZaarlon
arrangedletters
Jorvic
Smash Monkey
I want Captain Wow to do me.....
..But I want you to deaden me.....
;)
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 19:06,
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;)
You did me, but I don't think you liked the results and I'm having trouble finding where I put it
I think the source picture was no good, maybe this one is better:
img90.imageshack.us/img90/5611/photo783bv8.jpg
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 19:21,
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img90.imageshack.us/img90/5611/photo783bv8.jpg
She wouldn't be bothered
If she didn't wanna be slightly painted, and posted on the internet, she wouldn't have broken up with me, then asked me to be there for her whenever she needs me
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 18:44,
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If you want to post pictures of your ex on the internet
as some kind of petty revenge, could you not do it on b3ta please?
Thanks.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 18:46,
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Thanks.
It's not petty vengeance
I just think her with a monacle is funny.
I am a sick fucker, if I wanted vengeance, I would make her look dead, or half-animal
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 18:48,
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I am a sick fucker, if I wanted vengeance, I would make her look dead, or half-animal
Harsh.
Edit: Is this you?
www.b3tards.com/u/0bf74a9b2e7ab100cab8/send_1.jpg
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 18:49,
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www.b3tards.com/u/0bf74a9b2e7ab100cab8/send_1.jpg
Having looked at the next in the sequence
I feel people should be more careful about the types of pictures they upload to publicly viewable internet hosting services.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 18:56,
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Oh I don't care
An image compo winner was a bloke's cock done up as Mario!
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 19:00,
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The mario pic was funny
because it was a work of comedy genius.
Yours is funny because it seems a little bit deformed.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 19:04,
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Yours is funny because it seems a little bit deformed.
ohh, you're a QOTWer
that explains why you came on here talking to us about people we don't know or care about :D
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 19:10,
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Thankyou
I think it is my eyes, I have very long eyelashes.
Just so you know, I am not willing to tuck it and dance around for you.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 19:05,
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Just so you know, I am not willing to tuck it and dance around for you.
No, I think it's all the oestrogen you've had left over since your operation.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 19:07,
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All the same
posting pictures of people on a photoshopping site without their knowledge is a pretty shitty thing to do.
It will result in either:
1) She becomes a photoshopping bandwagon, ends up finding shopped pictures of herself online and moans at b3ta.
2) A load of spotty, undersexed, teenage internet geeks will post comments like "I would" and generally lower the tone of the whole place.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 18:52,
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It will result in either:
1) She becomes a photoshopping bandwagon, ends up finding shopped pictures of herself online and moans at b3ta.
2) A load of spotty, undersexed, teenage internet geeks will post comments like "I would" and generally lower the tone of the whole place.
Yeah, I know.
But I do dismay at the general misogyny of the board sometimes. It's like some of the male boarders have never seen a girl in real life before.
Which is a distinct possibility.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 18:58,
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Which is a distinct possibility.
Gah!
The vicar is at the door and I have the hoover up my bottom! Whatever am I to do?
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 19:05,
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don't be so blatently stereotypical
I know what a woman looks like!
they look like this NSFW
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 19:30,
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they look like this NSFW
Wow!
you saved the picture of Zog's ex girlfriend that he horsified and put on the board.
Interesting that you chose to do this.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 19:42,
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Interesting that you chose to do this.
I dont know why I did this. I just hope I'm happy with myself.
OH SHIT. ERROR. GREEN BUNNY HAS RIFLE, NOT BAZOOKA. OH WELL MORE FAIL ME.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 18:28,
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OH SHIT. ERROR. GREEN BUNNY HAS RIFLE, NOT BAZOOKA. OH WELL MORE FAIL ME.
:D Now you cant see this:
SHADA IS A MASSIVE KNOBSTAIN LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 18:36,
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I love the way the one on the left looks like Max from Sam & Max.
Whereas the one on the right looks like a Russian garden gnome.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 18:36,
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hah
was just looking at the source on ICHCB, switched tabs and got V confuzzed
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 18:29,
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moogles..
or cunningly disguised heavily armed pilot fish?
:D
woo.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:40,
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:D
woo.
reminded me of a something i saw a while back
www.odd-fish.net/viewing.php?&comic_id=14
edit : many thanks to a person who is about somewhere. non commitaly doing things that move.
edit2 : may not in fact be moving stationary
edit3 : infant
edit4 : moved the space that was after the letter t in the original edit 3 so that the three was next to the letter t rather than the 3 being next to the colon.
edit5 : felt the need to excuse my over editing but then half way through the edit felt that would be going to far somehow. so this would be a pointless edit.
edit6 : please disregard edit 5.
edit8 : please note edit 7 is in a separate post and thus is absent from this post this is the last edition.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 18:16,
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edit : many thanks to a person who is about somewhere. non commitaly doing things that move.
edit2 : may not in fact be moving stationary
edit3 : infant
edit4 : moved the space that was after the letter t in the original edit 3 so that the three was next to the letter t rather than the 3 being next to the colon.
edit5 : felt the need to excuse my over editing but then half way through the edit felt that would be going to far somehow. so this would be a pointless edit.
edit6 : please disregard edit 5.
edit8 : please note edit 7 is in a separate post and thus is absent from this post this is the last edition.
edit7 : actually 3 online thranslator programs fish is worth ten pounds
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 18:23,
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it's awesome, isn't it? :D
I'm aiming for a goddamn moogle fusilier army.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:43,
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good plan to have
i spent 100+ hours on the first one (twice!) and can see myself easily doing the same here
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:44,
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COLIN, HOW MANY KAYBEE?
This is still awesome and I love the detailing on the rocket launcher.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:47,
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If you draw loads of them in dark military green clothes and helmets, covered in mud, fighting with bayonets in the dark and rain,
somewhere in a Trench in France in WW1 I will love you forever.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 18:07,
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me likey
*avoids mentioning anything about kosher foods as he has made enough puns for oneday in the half hour he's ben on the board*
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:33,
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Friends, Gypsies, B3tans, lend me your bytes
does anybody have an mp3 of 'come on and dance - Steve Miller Band' I can have? I need the intro for a project and www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk is coming up dry.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:34,
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is come on and dance definately the title
as when I google search that it's mostly coming up under yrics for a song called swingtown...
EDIT: thepiratebay.org/torrent/3813393/Steve_Miller_Band_-_Greatest_Hits_(_320).
if I'm right it's track 1 on that album.. if you have a bittorrent client.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:44,
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EDIT: thepiratebay.org/torrent/3813393/Steve_Miller_Band_-_Greatest_Hits_(_320).
if I'm right it's track 1 on that album.. if you have a bittorrent client.
I love you!
thanks. CR3 came through when I had the right title.
cheers!~
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:49,
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cheers!~
hells yeah
he can impale carrots. but have trouble eating them.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:35,
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sundays were never about finishing things
ever.
s'not called endday is it. :)
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:21,
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s'not called endday is it. :)
depends
on whose calender. can also be considered a start.
and it's less an end than a gradual slide into the next.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:29,
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and it's less an end than a gradual slide into the next.
It is a very good day for a fine doodle !
Is it a self portrait ?
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:22,
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TY
for some bizarre reason it looks better bigger. Usually my stuff looks better smaller. And I couldn't get the chin right, so just cropped it for here!
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:27,
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needs more high heels...
but woosome all the same!
What? Oh, right. Sorry
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:37,
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What? Oh, right. Sorry
ARGH! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
I just saw on the beebs site
We got our gold for the olympics!
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:05,
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I'm using cr3ation . . .
ED: He certainly does look out of it !
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:14,
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No, only Scottish when they're found to holy to have won
coz there was a deep fried, battered pizza at the end of the race:P
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:15,
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Today I am going to: sort out the mass of CD's that have collected in piles around my room.* What are you going to do/have you done?
*after Scrapheap Challenge, of course.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:45,
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*after Scrapheap Challenge, of course.
Been hungover..........
I did get a DJ yoda cd for a pound yesterday whilst drunk
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:46,
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You have developed a paradox
You get sucked straight into a vortex. Do not pass Go. Do not collect £200.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:20,
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I read conundrum
and my head instantly played the end of 30 seconds music from countdown.. dud dum dud dum du du du du boooooooo
I feel all bombs should be fitted with the cout down music. if so I would well become a bomb disposal guy.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:39,
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I feel all bombs should be fitted with the cout down music. if so I would well become a bomb disposal guy.
I'm going to think about different kinds of horses and sorting them into alphabetical order
I might have a nice cup of tea before that
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:00,
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I've been at a wedding this weekend
so today I will mostly be sleeping, taking painkillers and getting grass stains out of my trousers.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:02,
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Haha.
That's how I feel.
Pulling a hydraulic cylinder out of a tractor. Fuck. It's going to be hard because I have no electricity. And my milling machine motor controller isn't hooked up yet. And and and five steps of madness keeping from fixing an oil leak in the cylinder.
Modern life hell blog!
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:18,
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Pulling a hydraulic cylinder out of a tractor. Fuck. It's going to be hard because I have no electricity. And my milling machine motor controller isn't hooked up yet. And and and five steps of madness keeping from fixing an oil leak in the cylinder.
Modern life hell blog!
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