I heard that too... I have to say, fewer of them are wearing them, so it really could be the case
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:11,
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sergeants still wear the famous "tit hat"
there is an old law which states that, if a pregnant woman is caught short in the street, the sergeant has to let her piss in his hat.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:12,
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hmmm... I wonder if anyone has ever envoked that right?
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:15,
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as far as i know
yes.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:16,
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hahaha!
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:17,
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if i was ever pregnant
i'd make it my mission to piss in a sergeant's hat.
also, love the venkman sig ;)
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:22,
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This obscure law has galvanised the practical joke centres of my brain that im sorely tempted to get a pillow, shove it up my shirt, and go search out a policeofficer with a hat :D
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:26,
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i've got a hernia
i could probably get away with it!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:27,
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(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:57,
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we had something similar..
.. in my school science lab. the power breaker thing was made in germany. The warning sign had such things as "spitzen sparken" on it. The science teacher would read it to all the new comers.
(Osiris64... thats no moon ...,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:10,
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"viz these robots, ve should be UNZTOPPABLE!" "Ya, mein Furer, viz ze full sized ones, vee shall...." "Vass do you mean, 'full sized'? zeese ARE actual size!"
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:01,
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I am enjoying this :D
(Walrus ManThink hippy thoughts,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:07,
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Lovely!
I especially like this, because I own one of those little robots...
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:09,
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(discomeatsThis canoe,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:48,
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^This^
(Quijibo Esq. BSc.May contain traces of nuts,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:48,
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Big Trouble In Little China meets..the Blessed
Ace !
(TheRiddlerHmmmmm... I concur.,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:55,
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Holy shit
(Walrus ManThink hippy thoughts,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:49,
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*Gives good yang*
Ed: 'BlessedThunder5.gif'
AAAAAAAAAaahhahaha.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:50,
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Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:51,
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Woo!
It's all in the reflexes!
(insyBringer of the Tunnocks,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:51,
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Good lord!
:D
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:08,
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repost?
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:57,
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My granddad died in 84.
So I don’t remember him that well. I knew he fought in WW1, but he kept most of it to himself. All I did know was that he signed up at 16 and joined the Nothumbrian Fusiliers and saw action at Passchendale. It was when I helped my parents move house my dad showed me these, along with the little diary granddad had kept while he tried to survive in that mess of blood and mud.
He had never taken a photograph before in his life, but Spuddy Redpath, had found a camera in the what was left of a Chemists shop in the ruins at Mesines and granddad won it off him at cards. The next day the reinforcements were brought up from the rear, rumour had been flying round that some special new machines where being brought up that would finished the Hun here, and start the breakout across the Ypres salient.
When they arrived they where a bit of a shock, 3 great metal men, made by Armstrong-Whitworth in Newcastle. The army designated them Autonomous expeditionary force (AEPs) But the lads soon christened them Tom, Dick, and Harry. Strong as 20 men each they where! They helped pull the tanks out of the mud at Poelkapelle, other than that we didn’t know what they could do. On 31 July they got their chance and went over the top in the assault at Pilckem ridge. Harry took a 12lb shell to the chest in that one, Geordie Jackson said he looked like a popped mine boiler, with springs and cogs all inside him.
Tom, and Dick stood guard for the next 3 weeks waiting for the Bosch counter attack that never came. That was all through the rains that turned the ground to mud, and the mud to soup.
Tom, slipped off of one of the duckboard walkways and sank into a shell hole, they said he must have sunk down some 20 foot or more never to be seen again. Granddad, got his last photo, on the 26 September, when his battalion, went over the top to take Polygon wood. He said he saw Dick run straight across no-mans land that chest cannon of his popping all the while, him and the rest of the lads came up behind him onto the trenches at the edge of the wood. Dick had ploughed straight through all the Bosch machine gun posts. Granddad never really like eating meat much after that, and what he saw that day meant he could never abide the sight of liver or kidneys….
The last they saw of Dick, was him crashing into the German positions right at the top of the ridge never to be seen again. Of course when the top brass saw what he had done that day they hushed it all up saying it wasn’t really a British way to go about fighting a war.
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:39,
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My Uncle was captured in World War II and sent to a concentration camp.
He also never talked about it but I found out after his death that he was experimented on. Included in the was weekly lumber punctures:( War is a terrible, terrible thing, just goes to prove. SOme people don't learn.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:49,
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n00b question: how the hell does this adblock stuff work?
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:33,
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I'm no troll
Just hadn't seen it already done, which I now have. D'oh.
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:32,
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Some people neglect to understand the subtleties of
offensive humour. Like the difference between it and just being offensive.
In my humble opinion, anyway.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:28,
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I agree....
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:29,
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I concur.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:31,
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I except no better from you.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:33,
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You will,..you wiiiill.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:33,
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sigh
wanders off again
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:27,
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*napalms robneymcplum's arse*
(WHTRZ Corpdosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:27,
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No, just no
This is not a nice image at all, i do not like it. Also you must have seen the what happened yesterday, although maybe you are trying to prove a point by doing this in which case please kindly fuck off
(yfkyshould be trying to get a job,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:32,
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I don't see the problem.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:33,
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It's a personal thing, but a lot of people came out and said
that using this picture pushes the boundaries of sick humour that bit too far.
(Quijibo Esq. BSc.May contain traces of nuts,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:35,
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Oh right.
Fuck 'em.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:36,
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I'm not so sure.
I'm not overly concerned by the pic myself, but I don't see why fucking off a lot of people on the board is such a nice thing to do either.
(Quijibo Esq. BSc.May contain traces of nuts,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:37,
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Taking away the history and pain of the picture
it's still a full frontal naked child. That's NSFW.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:38,
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And naked children is also none-too-good even when not at work
(Quijibo Esq. BSc.May contain traces of nuts,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:39,
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Fair enough..
Some things I find offensive too, I don't mind peoples right to post whatever they want. Its personal choice and freedom of speech etc. For every 1 I find offensive, there are 100s that are funny, I'm prepared to put up with that ratio TBH.
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:39,
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This is just my opinion
but i dont like to see a naked child in very real, very clear pain and anguish
(yfkyshould be trying to get a job,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:36,
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That's a night out for me.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:38,
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Ha
I have to stay in to get that kind of action
(yfkyshould be trying to get a job,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:39,
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what happened yesterdaay?
I don't know?
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:33,
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this is an image most people on the board hate, due to it's grotesque and graphic contents. using it is frowned upon. Yesterday it cropped up a number of times, and people are sick of it.
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:35,
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maddie lol
oh wait... glitter lol
oh wait... starving african kid with vupture lol
oh wait... FUCKING HITLER LOL! Just so you know, here in Germany having images of hitler or nazi symbols on yor screen is not only considered bad taste, but might be considered illegal