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# tssk :( OLYMPIC FEVER!

apologies: worst source ever.

edit: i'm off to go and kill some Opfor :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Parp!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# FUCK ME! that's one hell of a bowel movement!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Board is slow, and I am bored

CFB^
Any b3tards in London fancy an afternoon at Whipsnade safari park? I wouldn't mind going this afternoon but have no wheels. I can get you in for free and the predicted rain hasn't materialized.

I live in East Finchley
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Oh fucks sake, I just lost both the game, and a variant thereof called "Finchley Station"
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# FORSOOTH, BEHOLD MY MASTERY OF ELOQUENCE
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# BEHOLDS!
I just had this sudden random yearning to see the Rhino people

plus the Red Pandas
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# and the otter and elephant people
and the tigers
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Rhino people?
Have the geneticists gone too far again?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I JUST NEED A BLOODY CAR TO GET THERE!
But yes they have
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I like Red Pandas :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I know YOU do ;)

^CFB
Just fancied seeing some for real this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# :)
You are the fluff king
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I'd like to go but I'm on the other side of the universe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Me too.
And I'm also without wheels.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# also I am sans wheel
what a bad situation :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
# But being without wheels,
means I am with money.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# also, money
I lack money

:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
# If i could drive, and lived in London, i'd be up for it.
unfortunatly i live norther :/
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# You're in the West country aren't you matey?
A bit far for a sudden, whimsical adventure like this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Nope
Stoke-on-trent! so a little bit far! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Damn my laziness and refusal to learn to drive :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Damn you
I blame you for everything
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I know :(
And after you so kindly gave me the opportunity to pet a goat the other week.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Anglo Nubian goat surely ;)
Come and say hello whenever you want btw
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Hey neighbour!
No wheels, sorry.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Oh well
Where are you then? I'm just off the High Road
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I'm taking liberties
with the term 'neighbour' there. I'm in Muswell Hill.

...

Pint then?

;)
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
# You are ten minutes away
My mate who would be up for it has had his car confiscated this weekend by his girlfriend leaving me stranded

You are just down the road though, so I guess yes; though I am not fond of pubs these days
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Me neither
Too full of young, beautiful people enjoying themselves. (The bastards!)

I'll pop the kettle on.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# made this for a thing on flickr! :D


Click for bigger (180KB)

edit : is it just me or does the iceberg look like a car??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Made it how?
I thought Flickr was only for unshopped photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
# if it is
then i've been doing something wrong for years! :D have a look here www.flickr.com/groups/downunderchallenge/discuss/72157606794575815/

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Ah reet.
I thought we were supposed to report anything that wasn't a photo. Maybe it's changed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# when you submit
you can select photo, illustration etc. :D i've always used it for manips

have a look here www.flickr.com/photos/revjessecuster/sets/

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# That must be a new thing.
Bah, it'll go and turn itself into a shit(ter) version of deviantART doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha
at least its easier to upload to flickr than deviantArt :D

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I disagree;
I find flickr a reet arse to upload to. Far too much fannying around.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# really
huh - i find devArt much harder - with flickr you can upload in bulk. but each to their own
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# CARSBERG!
*I realise how much this 'joke' failed before I started typing it, but fuck it, I SHALL STEAL THE THUNDER*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# How dare you steal his thunder!
Rev made a lovely picture and you type something unrelated and substandard! :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Someone stole the thunder from me as I was typing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# or doing a 'k3b/-\b' as we call it here
how you doing sweetcheeks?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
# hahah, alive but alone and overworked
you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# i thought it was a frozen car at first
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# ice car
new from toyco!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# an ice car would be so cool, man
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I've only ever seen cars look like that once, when I was in New York a few years ago
There was so much snow, the cars had at least a foot of snow covering every part, and it was only after we saw a mound of snow with a wing mirror poking out that we realised what was going on.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# no titanic fake
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# men and hats first!
iceberg right ahead
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# oh that boat's gonna split!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# women and children first!

then i'll shag the men and the animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
# i already told you
men and hats first!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
# man the lifeboet!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# That iceberg is clearly a Maserati
Woo Rev
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
# not a delorean than?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Clearly not
you can tell by the seats ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Paper Bus
I made a paper bus. I am a talentless shit.

Click for bigger (168KB)
(seedybee68 not involved in any rioting since 31 March 1990, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# You may well be a talentless shit
But that bus is woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# indeed you are
now paint it yellow and make it go BOOM

kidding, its really quite woo

EDIT: - ill give you 10 MAN POINTS if thats just 1 piece of paper
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Yup one piece of paper.
Got the plan from www.papertoys.com. Free.
(seedybee68 not involved in any rioting since 31 March 1990, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Rocket launchers
Now make a rocket and make it fly:

www.groeg.de/puzzles/rocket.html

I'm too lazy and fat-fingered.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# That is cracking!
Did you make the stencil too?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Very nice,
but I'm not sure if you've considered the health and safety implications of this.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Please, No Rain!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmVn6b7DdpA
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Get a haircut, you hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Pfft!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# thank rock for bees!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# that's pretty cool
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# i wonder what it scored in the ncap rating?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# 8.5 from the Russian judge.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# didn't make the final though, unfortunately..
OH NO WAIT, THEY KICKED UP SHIT AND NOW THEY ARE.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# If you designed the net yourself, that's pretty impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Top stuff :D
I made a reliant out of a couple of juice cartons, it's fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# it looks as structurally strong as a real one
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# ^ this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# It has the inside bit of a biro for the back axle, so you could be right.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# woo
thats ace!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
# SPECIAL BUS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] During the heady days of the British Empire,
upon occasion robots were used in lieu of men to
explore the dark and dangerous depths of Africa.

(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# haha! i wan't his beard :)
i especially like the screws in his hat and beard, and his watch :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# he also has a floppy disk drive
In an unfortunate location.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# didn't notice that :)
it makes it so much better 8)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# 10 go to 20
20 swing from tree
30 go to 10
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Dickie Attenborough?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# clearly female and old
look at that floppy slot.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Pfft!
Silly Kebab! Fanny is not sideways!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Depends what angle you look at it from.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Ah fair point,
I forgot the rarely practiced Mongolian Cluster Fuck position. However, fanny is always upwards shaped in relation to the hips....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Mongolian Cluster Fuck is pretty much all I do now.
I have the Yaks specially delivered.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Nice one!
I find myself getting confused about the wet patches though, I'm never sure if it is milk or man milk....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# The wet patch means
'target'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# how the hell am I supposed to know that?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Kebab? Meet www.youporn.com ;)
Consider yourself lucky too! When I was a weeun all I had to keep me going were grooty dutch mags from the early 90s.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# youporn!
fucking novice.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Only for speed my dear boy.
I use Viking passes if I have time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# you want speed?
boysfood and dumpzilla :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# xtube is better.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Fuck that!
Xtube annoys the fuck out of me!

Shufuni and fantasti.cc arent too bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# oh...
*looks*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Cracking!
This is the kind of thing the compo needs more of!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Saturday Morning Art


Click For 1MB Hugeness!
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Hot piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Thanks all.
It's over 3 pieces of paper, and took a few minutes each day for a couple of months. It doesn't tile, but if I remember rightly (I did this about half a year ago), there is the word 'fuck' in there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# is it really obvious?
because i have found 3 things which could - at a stretch of the imagination - say fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# ANYONE WHO IS LOOKING: CLICK FOR BIGGER.
fucking hell, that's amazing :)

edit: i'm trying to find a message in it, or a CDC, but to no avail :(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# CORRECT.
'Ningles Rappola
'Ning board
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# rightbackatchya
;)

(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Ning lemons
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Ning Lemon!
How do this fine day?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Ning Rapey!
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# i have regained my lost sleep so i am doing well.
Although dbroon's hairy face still haunts me,
it has about 1000 shapes so far, and it's not even a third done D:
and you?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Pfft!
You and your arts ;)

I am grand, I have literally just woken up so I managed nigh on 12 ours kip to make up on mine too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# woo
yay
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# you rock!
that is all
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# That must have taken an age
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Saturday Morning Fart
* Back form Turkey and off to Scotland

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# i didn't see that one coming :D
neither did he, i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Ahahahahahaaa! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# PARP


visiting 2 different worlds there aint ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I don;t think so,
they both live on mainly Doner Kebabs. It is just hat the Scots deep fry theirs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
yes but in turkey the girls wear skirts...and in scotland, big butch manly ginger people wear them
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# and the girls wear adidas tracksuit bottoms?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# if they can keep their legs closed for long enough
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# The girls in Turkey don't wear much at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# You have just upset me :(
I had a dream last night, as a result of wearing nicotine patched again, that I found a pair of adidas trachsuit bottoms with a big Mario stitched into them. I went, Yes! They will match my Mario trainers, which also have a big Mario stitched into them. And my hoodie which has Mario on it!

I woke up and all I have is the hoodie :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *consoles*


gah my bad spelling
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# So Freud, interpret that you beardy cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I think you have summed up my entire upbringing right there.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# you'll get stabbed for pennies in both :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# ooooooh they're doing it for money now?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Nice one!
Where did you go in the Ottoman Empire and where are you going in Jockworld?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Ishmiller and north of Dunkeld
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# The mighty kebab land to the mighty puddin land!!
Hello wobblybits, where in Scotland?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Just north of Dunkeld

Got a tan in Turkey (50') and will loose it in Scotland (-50')
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Cor Jiggley!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Lovely! Does it tile?
I see shapes like that if I screw my eyes up tight :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Eh, it's alright.
Now colour it in!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Fucking yes.
I think I found a fuck, too
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Bit behind the convo here
But I do this kinda thing... here's part of a particularly scrappy finished one scanned straight from my sketchbook. Made with blue Bic biro and black marker. As you may be able to tell, I have a LOT of free time at work =o]

I'd tidy it up but only got paint on this puter.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Strange, I just ignored someone and then I got shunted to this post.
As if I had ignored the whole of b3ta and this is all I'm left with!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] the babylonians cheated to get their 'wonder' award

and 'nings
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Saddam's demise has put a new twist to this ancient wonder
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenuos compo post.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Yay, Robot Wars!
I'm no longer a fan, though. They took out all the non-combat bits, and now all the robots are just big flippers. And Mr Psycho is a shit house robot. Rah.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# It's not still going it is?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# there was a series or two on channel 5
in like 2002-2003, it's definitely finished now though.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
# the best episode of robot wars
was actually an episode of spaced
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:08, archived)
# CEASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Sgt bash the most inneffective robot ever made!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# But he had a shitting flamethrower!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# would have been better if he shat the flames
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Which did nothing apart from burn nemisis
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Which was pretty funny, though.
There aren't any fun robots like that any more. And the pit interviews have lost all the geek talk and are now just 'raar, we're gonna smash everyone else!'

): Poor Robot Wars. How the mighty have fallen.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Its still going on?!?!?!
I havent seen it in ages, I do remember that road block won the first ever series, and razor was a bad ass that always ended up dying in the finals
and that ginger bloke from chaos 2, george something I think
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Hypnodisc was my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Oh hypnodisk was a bad ass
Sliced people in 2 or more pieces
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# i'd say Razor was my favourite
but i was a big fan of RoadBlock in series 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Razor was sexy
but Hypnodisc was badass.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# what was the furry one called again?
the ladybird i think it was, i remember it had furry dice somewhere :/
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# it was called Blind Furry
haha it would always lose against Sgt. Bash
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# it was nemisis wasnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Nemesis
superceded by Diotoir.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# really :(
who was blind furry then?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I'ono.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# haha christ, kindofmindpisskindof
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# MAXIMUS
MAXIMUS THE MERCIFUL
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# He's fucking hot, even with a harelip.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# is that JAOWAQUIQUIEAWAKINE phoenix?
from signs?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Not as hot as that girl from robot wars.
I think her name was George, and her robot was called Chaos...
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# lol
!
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Because /board is being so slow: DIY thread!
I made a fing! It was the first time I've tried countersinking, and I don't think I did too badly. The top storey isn't fixed in place; it sits in place with dowels and sockets and gravity, in case I need to pop it off.


CFB, 100kb each.

It serves an esoteric purpose - I built it specifically to house my laptop (dead screen'd, so it only needs to open wide enough for me to get at the touchpad and the power button) and a keyboard (which controls the laptop, PS2 or PS3 depending on what it's connected to), as I wanted to keep them off the floor.

'Ning! Have you made a fing? Show me your fing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Oooooh, cool.
I put together a massive wardrobe, a bed, and two bedside tables the other week. I didn't make them myself, though. Ikea did.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# How many parts were missing?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)
# None! I was pleasantly surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I think all my bedroom furniture is Ikea.
They rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Then stick a bit of folded cardboard under the leg, that'll stop it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Not if you put it under the wrong leg :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# it's a well made wooden fing!
I have made many fings, I'll take a bit of a squiz and see if I can get pictures.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Your garden looks eerily like mine
with the exception of your bench, which has metal bits; unlike my one
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Nice!
Royal Mail are a bunch of fuckers. They didnt ring my sodding doorbell and just presumed I was out and now Ive got to wait to get my parcel delivered.... cunts
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Give in to your anger
feel it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# The most annoying thing was that I paid extra to get the fucking package delivered today
and now I can get it til wednesday!!!

CUNTS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Ouch!
Sloppy gits, i'm sure you'll feel sympathetic when they declare their next strike over safety issues in the staff canteen or some such bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# or they will just close every single branch so you wont be able to get anything delivered and the whole country will go to a standstill
Im royally pissed about this, as im at work 9-5 weekdays, hence the paying extra to get it delivered today!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Grrrrr.
Sometimes ours do that, and sometimes they just leave the parcel on the doorstep where anyone could nick it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# My house has 3 fucking floors
If im not on the bottom one, that obviously means im not in.....
Fucking royal mail can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# They're too fucking lazy to ring the doorbell and wait for people to sign the thing.
They probably round up homeless people and make them write the "you were out" cards, so they don't even have to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# they've done something similar to me before...
fuckers
www.flickr.com/photos/kingsuperspecial/527686534/
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# haha!
The cunts!
I am most pissed because I paid an extra 7 whole pounds for delivery today and they didnt even botehr jamming it in the letterbox.
And they havent even bothered to fill in anything on the back of the "Sorry im a lazy cunt and thought you were out" card
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Yesterday a postie rang the doorbell to hand me a parcel that he could have easily pushed through the letterbox.
Gimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# You must have to have the IQ of an amoeba to work as a postie then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Excellent work
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I made a fing.
www.b3tards.com/u/9601c0ac10985d66277a/foot.jpg
I made it because of Science.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# SCIENCE
What on earth is it though?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
# It has sensors in it to measure the orientation of the foot,
and the bits of string are so you can make it perform certain movements, and see how it moves in other axis as a result.
The other explanation is: foot puppetry.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Yay to things involving bits of string!
Bits of string will be there at the end of days and time, with mice
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I also used a piece of guttering,
some corrugated plastic from my supervisors coldframe and vast amounts of insulating tape.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Don't even go there with the insulating tape
life as we know it evolves around insulating tape, it's absence would be to terrible to contemplate

I can smell my breakfast..laters :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# When you say "orientation"
does it detect gay feet?
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I was trying to find out the sexual orientation of feet when they're inverted and everted.
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Good work.
I approve of this research.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# here's one of my SCIENCE™ from back when I was a labrat for plasma physics
photo 84kb
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# literally it's a mesh box
it was for a plasma immersion ion implantation experiment. Read about it here:
wikipedia link

Triode configuration.


(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Is it sort of like a Faraday cage?
It reminds me of a wee rat cage my mum and I made out of chicken wire so I could carry my rodents to the vet in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# yes and no
it's an equipotential surface and it is not to supposed to have a field inside of it. (Like a Faraday cage)

Interestingly, the experiment suggested otherwise...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# nice!
I made this uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wlqXHpH0t8I (takes abut 30sec for audio)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
# That's pretty impressive.
Have you /linksed it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# thanks :)
shame it fell to bits, its now just a pile of crap on my desk.
..linked it.. nope.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# nifty!
i built the desk in this room. it's nothing worth writing home about though, sub-ikea in build quality
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I have a 'bedside table'
which is a plank of wood on top of a cardboard box.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# the desk in the spare room
is one of those :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Here's a picture of my CD rack wot i built
www.flickr.com/photos/21727702@N04/2668461765/sizes/l/
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Coo!
I haven't the shelf space for all my CDs (I'd estimate I have nearly as many as you), so I keep all the cases in a cupboard and the discs themselves in two giant disc wallets.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] At the tomb of the unknown robot.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Good 'ning to you Fishcat!
took me far too long to spot him.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Nings!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# pfft!
ning all!

how do?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)
# ning!
There is sun here! for the first time in weeks!
I may actually go outside...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# top roboten
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] forward 4,
Photobucket

The scaled-up version was heavily used in the Gulf War.
(I helped save b3ta! 33321 .................................................., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
# get him
bigtrak
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I am not here
www.thebigtrak.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# never had a bigtrak
wanted one though :'(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)
# ^this
Oh how I cried.....

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# You speak for a generation mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I have cayke!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# *dives in*
Edit: using appropriate implements of course ;)

Double Edit: I appear to have this from last year too :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# hahaha
EDIT: HAHAHAHA I just Ilovehorsesed myself at full volume in a crowded room!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# nice!
(how?)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I was in my B3ta bookmark folder and I got it instead of statsboard:P
Wow. Exactly 50 items in my b3ta bookmark folder!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Yaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# super
woah i got a hangover
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)
# happy b3yaday!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Are you sharing?
/important questions

Happy b3taday sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# All cayke is for sharing!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# quick thread jack!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/8677815
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
# You just don't get white poo anymore!
you'd think after 6 years.....!!

Happy b3taday mate!

*dives head first into cayke*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Apparantly it's due to the change in content of dog food.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:03, archived)
# :D
So I've heard.
KFC prolly sued for using their secret sauce or something.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# You like a gobful of the Colonel's special sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Well I was about to put the kettle on
but seeing as you're offering...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Happy b3taday
You old git!!
Did you start on b3ta with a Spectrum?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# No an abacus.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# happy b3taday rg
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
Oh god your candle facts are a bit depressing!

(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Happy b3ta day Ghosty :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] The first Disney cartoon could have been so different.....


TURN THIS BOAT AROUND...YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY!!
(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# do it! FIRE FIRE!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] San Francisco, 1906.

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Woo!
This ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] John Hancock?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Too sublet for me at his time in the morning.
I'm presuming those are shades and a shotgun ala Terminator?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Fucking hell it my birthday!!!
Six years young! Happy B3taday Zank Frappa as well!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)
# happy b3taday chief :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I declare it national riverghost day!:D
Milkybars otter flanges are on me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:29, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY
*munches milky bar*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:29, archived)
# the best of all flanges
you do spoil us ambassador
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Oh none of that pretencious
Ferrero flange.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)
# probably not the last time you'll munch on one of these


:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# that and nibbling on Victoria's sponge.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Yay Riv!

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)
# bloody 'ell a year already
Seems like no time since my last one. And it's not technically my b3taday as this is my second account. But I didn't know what the b3taday for that account is so I'll call this my adoptive b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)
# happy b3taday fella
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)
# happy candles
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Yar
and happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)
# :D
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Bin dun?
Surely it has

(plkrtn, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:15, archived)
# hahahaha
What a splendid image to wake up to!

Top marks
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Don't think so
Like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Arf!
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Yays. DOn't think so.
His Masters Cinewave.

Minor TJ: fucking moronic guests. I'm kind enough to but ham and swiss cheese to go with the morning croissants and I put them out all nicely presented, with tongs and a little sign asking people to use it.
First person comes in, grabs a big handful of each and I have to shove the whole lot in the bin and no one else gets any after him.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Lesson to be learned: People are scum.
Happy red candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Yeah I just noticed that
That means it's Zank's as well:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)
# *scrolls down*
also petehix
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)
# take a meat cleaver to his fucking hands
he wouldn't do it again..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)
# hahah
brillaint to wake up to!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Mustapha Bin Dun - Shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:32, archived)
# this must be for that other compo, the 'robots in films' one over at würth$9.99.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:40, archived)
# Grrr!
Suspected so!
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:47, archived)
# no worries, i kind of like ben hur.
when i was a kid we nicknamed a guy we knew 'ben him' and it drove him huts for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:51, archived)
# drove him huts?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 8:21, archived)
# you read it here furst.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 8:28, archived)
# been dun three time this day.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:46, archived)
#
(pantseatflyer, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:16, archived)
# I've just been reading about botargo and karasumi.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:18, archived)
# All I know is, they're worth
they're worthquite a lot in Scrabble

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:29, archived)
# not as much as qbotargo and xkarusimxi
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)
# oh good. its that guy i used to like and he;s back with a cool picture.
this sort of reminds me of one of mum's album covers. i forget the name.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# its go go smear the poison ivy.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:26, archived)
# I quite like that album but I didn't buy it so I don't know the cover you're referring to.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:30, archived)
# well look for the cover.
it is an alright listen.

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:45, archived)
# i like mum but i haven't heard that album.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:57, archived)
# i haven't heard anything but that album.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:12, archived)
# do you listen to low at all?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:41, archived)
# i don't even know what that is.
do tell.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:47, archived)
# they are a band that makes music.
i like some of their stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:55, archived)
# Juan Valdez does Devo's greatest hits.
He was a mongoloid, happier than you and me...
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:33, archived)
# ThreadJack.


"Micheal Phelps in fancy dress tribute Shocker"

Can you tell who it is yet
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:39, archived)
# The Leader!
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:39, archived)
# GET OUT OF THE WATER. GET OUTOF THE WATER.


IT ALSO MIGHT BE A ROBOT. YOU NEVER KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:13, archived)
# COMPO IT CUNTY
YOU CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:25, archived)
# I CANNOT. IT WOULD BE WRONG.
COMPO THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:33, archived)
# LET'S DO IT BABY
BABY JUST BECAUSE IT IS WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:50, archived)
# you are blotter acid now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:56, archived)
# OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:15, archived)
# THEY MOSTLY COME OUT AT NIGHT.
MOSTLY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:33, archived)
# hahaaaaa.
ha haa ha a ha.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:22, archived)
# SMOKING POT.
POT SMOKING.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:37, archived)
# dude.
i like weeeeeed.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:49, archived)
# do you like cheese?
i like cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:54, archived)
[challenge entry] He said he'd be back.


Click for bigger (286KB)
(Lykan, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:08, archived)
# "the terminator".
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:09, archived)
# i need your clothes, your boots and your millions of mindlessly devoted, mentally handicapped followers.
oh, and a few grams of cocaine. hurry up, motherfucker, i've got hot christian sluts to bang.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:23, archived)
# you forgot to say please
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:34, archived)
# "What part of everlasting damnation don't you get?"
Such a nice bunch, LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:40, archived)
# the part where there's a sane reason for buying into the scam.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 5:18, archived)
# please put your cigar out on my chest while i stand naked before you.
and you are dressed up in your dirty, sweaty leather chaps.

/pointing out the homoeroticism in james cameron films blog.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:49, archived)
# Of course!
Hollywood is all a big communist plot to turn all of society queer.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:59, archived)
# durn those commie queer robot bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 5:02, archived)
# SEND PICS AN STATS WITH REPLY
NOT INTO PAIN OR ANYTHING GROSS
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 5:11, archived)
# wow!
just wow!
spacecollective.org/gallery/
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ COOOOOOOL!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 5:14, archived)
# holy crap. nice find.
i'll be poking around there for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 5:18, archived)
# i like theterminiatorr. german guys are cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:23, archived)
# they are naturally hairless like they are carved from stone or rage.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:49, archived)
# well he loves techno
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 5:36, archived)
# Needs light sticks stuck through the holes in his hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 5:41, archived)
# you disgust me.
how could you forget his feet?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 5:54, archived)
# disco baby funk baby HOT
ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 5:56, archived)
# If he doesn´t play bowling, he is not the real Jesus
br.youtube.com/watch?v=rd4158_mhGY



The whole documentary, if anyone's interested on this pearl of modern brazilian folklore:
br.youtube.com/user/mepic777
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# He was shit the first time
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:21, archived)

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