(kinksrock over London, rock on Chicago,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:20,
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Board is slow, and I am bored
CFB^ Any b3tards in London fancy an afternoon at Whipsnade safari park? I wouldn't mind going this afternoon but have no wheels. I can get you in for free and the predicted rain hasn't materialized.
I live in East Finchley
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:29,
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Oh fucks sake, I just lost both the game, and a variant thereof called "Finchley Station"
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:31,
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FORSOOTH, BEHOLD MY MASTERY OF ELOQUENCE
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:31,
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BEHOLDS!
I just had this sudden random yearning to see the Rhino people
plus the Red Pandas
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:33,
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and the otter and elephant people
and the tigers
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:34,
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(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:08,
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ice car
new from toyco!
(Rev. Jesse.broke his ankle,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:11,
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an ice car would be so cool, man
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:14,
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I've only ever seen cars look like that once, when I was in New York a few years ago
There was so much snow, the cars had at least a foot of snow covering every part, and it was only after we saw a mound of snow with a wing mirror poking out that we realised what was going on.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:12,
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no titanic fake
:)
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:08,
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men and hats first!
(Rev. Jesse.broke his ankle,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:10,
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:)
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:11,
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oh that boat's gonna split!
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:12,
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Haha
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:16,
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It's over 3 pieces of paper, and took a few minutes each day for a couple of months. It doesn't tile, but if I remember rightly (I did this about half a year ago), there is the word 'fuck' in there somewhere.
(Awesome Wellespetitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles',
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:44,
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is it really obvious?
because i have found 3 things which could - at a stretch of the imagination - say fuck.
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:52,
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You have just upset me :(
I had a dream last night, as a result of wearing nicotine patched again, that I found a pair of adidas trachsuit bottoms with a big Mario stitched into them. I went, Yes! They will match my Mario trainers, which also have a big Mario stitched into them. And my hoodie which has Mario on it!
I see shapes like that if I screw my eyes up tight :)
(Ysolab abl blap,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:42,
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Eh, it's alright.
Now colour it in!
(PopePollodefloculating the soup of the surreal,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:45,
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Fucking yes.
I think I found a fuck, too
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:12,
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Bit behind the convo here
But I do this kinda thing... here's part of a particularly scrappy finished one scanned straight from my sketchbook. Made with blue Bic biro and black marker. As you may be able to tell, I have a LOT of free time at work =o]
I'd tidy it up but only got paint on this puter.
(Noeliovertheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:20,
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Strange, I just ignored someone and then I got shunted to this post.
As if I had ignored the whole of b3ta and this is all I'm left with!!
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:07,
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Yay, Robot Wars!
I'm no longer a fan, though. They took out all the non-combat bits, and now all the robots are just big flippers. And Mr Psycho is a shit house robot. Rah.
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:11,
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Which was pretty funny, though.
There aren't any fun robots like that any more. And the pit interviews have lost all the geek talk and are now just 'raar, we're gonna smash everyone else!'
I havent seen it in ages, I do remember that road block won the first ever series, and razor was a bad ass that always ended up dying in the finals and that ginger bloke from chaos 2, george something I think
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:14,
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I made a fing! It was the first time I've tried countersinking, and I don't think I did too badly. The top storey isn't fixed in place; it sits in place with dowels and sockets and gravity, in case I need to pop it off.
CFB, 100kb each.
It serves an esoteric purpose - I built it specifically to house my laptop (dead screen'd, so it only needs to open wide enough for me to get at the touchpad and the power button) and a keyboard (which controls the laptop, PS2 or PS3 depending on what it's connected to), as I wanted to keep them off the floor.
I have made many fings, I'll take a bit of a squiz and see if I can get pictures.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:59,
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Your garden looks eerily like mine
with the exception of your bench, which has metal bits; unlike my one
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:02,
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Nice!
Royal Mail are a bunch of fuckers. They didnt ring my sodding doorbell and just presumed I was out and now Ive got to wait to get my parcel delivered.... cunts
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:02,
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Give in to your anger
feel it
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:05,
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The most annoying thing was that I paid extra to get the fucking package delivered today
and now I can get it til wednesday!!!
CUNTS!
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:06,
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Ouch!
Sloppy gits, i'm sure you'll feel sympathetic when they declare their next strike over safety issues in the staff canteen or some such bollocks
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:09,
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or they will just close every single branch so you wont be able to get anything delivered and the whole country will go to a standstill
Im royally pissed about this, as im at work 9-5 weekdays, hence the paying extra to get it delivered today!
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:11,
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Grrrrr.
Sometimes ours do that, and sometimes they just leave the parcel on the doorstep where anyone could nick it.
(kingsuperspecialis in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:17,
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haha!
The cunts! I am most pissed because I paid an extra 7 whole pounds for delivery today and they didnt even botehr jamming it in the letterbox. And they havent even bothered to fill in anything on the back of the "Sorry im a lazy cunt and thought you were out" card
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:20,
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Yesterday a postie rang the doorbell to hand me a parcel that he could have easily pushed through the letterbox.
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:16,
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It has sensors in it to measure the orientation of the foot,
and the bits of string are so you can make it perform certain movements, and see how it moves in other axis as a result. The other explanation is: foot puppetry.
I haven't the shelf space for all my CDs (I'd estimate I have nearly as many as you), so I keep all the cases in a cupboard and the discs themselves in two giant disc wallets.
I'm presuming those are shades and a shotgun ala Terminator?
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:27,
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Fucking hell it my birthday!!!
Six years young! Happy B3taday Zank Frappa as well!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:27,
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happy b3taday chief :)
(kingsuperspecialis in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:28,
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I declare it national riverghost day!:D
Milkybars otter flanges are on me!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:29,
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HAPPY B3TADAY
*munches milky bar*
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:29,
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the best of all flanges
you do spoil us ambassador
(kingsuperspecialis in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:33,
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Oh none of that pretencious
Ferrero flange.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:34,
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probably not the last time you'll munch on one of these
:P
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:45,
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that and nibbling on Victoria's sponge.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:04,
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Yay Riv!
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:30,
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bloody 'ell a year already
Seems like no time since my last one. And it's not technically my b3taday as this is my second account. But I didn't know what the b3taday for that account is so I'll call this my adoptive b3taday.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:34,
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happy b3taday fella
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:41,
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happy candles
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:30,
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(Rapscallionis it fashion or disease?,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:19,
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Yays. DOn't think so.
His Masters Cinewave.
Minor TJ: fucking moronic guests. I'm kind enough to but ham and swiss cheese to go with the morning croissants and I put them out all nicely presented, with tongs and a little sign asking people to use it. First person comes in, grabs a big handful of each and I have to shove the whole lot in the bin and no one else gets any after him.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:26,
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Lesson to be learned: People are scum.
Happy red candle day!
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:27,
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Yeah I just noticed that
That means it's Zank's as well:)
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:28,
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*scrolls down*
also petehix
(kingsuperspecialis in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:37,
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take a meat cleaver to his fucking hands
he wouldn't do it again..
(asciifaceofbobbob bob bob bob bob bob bob,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:37,
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hahah
brillaint to wake up to!
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:31,
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Mustapha Bin Dun - Shirley.
(Piper Alphais being a grumpy northerm bastard on:,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:32,
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this must be for that other compo, the 'robots in films' one over at würth$9.99.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:40,
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Grrr!
Suspected so!
(Piper Alphais being a grumpy northerm bastard on:,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:47,
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no worries, i kind of like ben hur.
when i was a kid we nicknamed a guy we knew 'ben him' and it drove him huts for some reason.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:51,
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drove him huts?
(The Alchemistking of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 8:21,
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you read it here furst.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 8:28,
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