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# tssk :( OLYMPIC FEVER!

apologies: worst source ever.

edit: i'm off to go and kill some Opfor :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Parp!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# FUCK ME! that's one hell of a bowel movement!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# :S
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhh!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Board is slow, and I am bored

CFB^
Any b3tards in London fancy an afternoon at Whipsnade safari park? I wouldn't mind going this afternoon but have no wheels. I can get you in for free and the predicted rain hasn't materialized.

I live in East Finchley
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Oh fucks sake, I just lost both the game, and a variant thereof called "Finchley Station"
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# FORSOOTH, BEHOLD MY MASTERY OF ELOQUENCE
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# BEHOLDS!
I just had this sudden random yearning to see the Rhino people

plus the Red Pandas
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# and the otter and elephant people
and the tigers
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Rhino people?
Have the geneticists gone too far again?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I JUST NEED A BLOODY CAR TO GET THERE!
But yes they have
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I like Red Pandas :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I know YOU do ;)

^CFB
Just fancied seeing some for real this afternoon
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# :)
You are the fluff king
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I'd like to go but I'm on the other side of the universe
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Me too.
And I'm also without wheels.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# also I am sans wheel
what a bad situation :/
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
# But being without wheels,
means I am with money.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# also, money
I lack money

:/
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
# If i could drive, and lived in London, i'd be up for it.
unfortunatly i live norther :/
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# You're in the West country aren't you matey?
A bit far for a sudden, whimsical adventure like this
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Nope
Stoke-on-trent! so a little bit far! :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Damn my laziness and refusal to learn to drive :(
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Damn you
I blame you for everything
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I know :(
And after you so kindly gave me the opportunity to pet a goat the other week.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Anglo Nubian goat surely ;)
Come and say hello whenever you want btw
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Hey neighbour!
No wheels, sorry.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Oh well
Where are you then? I'm just off the High Road
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I'm taking liberties
with the term 'neighbour' there. I'm in Muswell Hill.

...

Pint then?

;)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
# You are ten minutes away
My mate who would be up for it has had his car confiscated this weekend by his girlfriend leaving me stranded

You are just down the road though, so I guess yes; though I am not fond of pubs these days
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Me neither
Too full of young, beautiful people enjoying themselves. (The bastards!)

I'll pop the kettle on.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# made this for a thing on flickr! :D


Click for bigger (180KB)

edit : is it just me or does the iceberg look like a car??
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Made it how?
I thought Flickr was only for unshopped photos.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
# if it is
then i've been doing something wrong for years! :D have a look here www.flickr.com/groups/downunderchallenge/discuss/72157606794575815/

:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Ah reet.
I thought we were supposed to report anything that wasn't a photo. Maybe it's changed.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# when you submit
you can select photo, illustration etc. :D i've always used it for manips

have a look here www.flickr.com/photos/revjessecuster/sets/

:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# That must be a new thing.
Bah, it'll go and turn itself into a shit(ter) version of deviantART doing that.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha
at least its easier to upload to flickr than deviantArt :D

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I disagree;
I find flickr a reet arse to upload to. Far too much fannying around.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# really
huh - i find devArt much harder - with flickr you can upload in bulk. but each to their own
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# CARSBERG!
*I realise how much this 'joke' failed before I started typing it, but fuck it, I SHALL STEAL THE THUNDER*

:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# How dare you steal his thunder!
Rev made a lovely picture and you type something unrelated and substandard! :P
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Someone stole the thunder from me as I was typing
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# or doing a 'k3b/-\b' as we call it here
how you doing sweetcheeks?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
# hahah, alive but alone and overworked
you?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# i thought it was a frozen car at first
:/
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# me too
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# ice car
new from toyco!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# an ice car would be so cool, man
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I've only ever seen cars look like that once, when I was in New York a few years ago
There was so much snow, the cars had at least a foot of snow covering every part, and it was only after we saw a mound of snow with a wing mirror poking out that we realised what was going on.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# no titanic fake
:)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# men and hats first!
iceberg right ahead
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# oh that boat's gonna split!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# women and children first!

then i'll shag the men and the animals.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
# i already told you
men and hats first!! :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
# man the lifeboet!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# That iceberg is clearly a Maserati
Woo Rev
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
# not a delorean than?
:)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Clearly not
you can tell by the seats ;)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Paper Bus
I made a paper bus. I am a talentless shit.

Click for bigger (168KB)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# You may well be a talentless shit
But that bus is woosome.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# indeed you are
now paint it yellow and make it go BOOM

kidding, its really quite woo

EDIT: - ill give you 10 MAN POINTS if thats just 1 piece of paper
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Yup one piece of paper.
Got the plan from www.papertoys.com. Free.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Rocket launchers
Now make a rocket and make it fly:

www.groeg.de/puzzles/rocket.html

I'm too lazy and fat-fingered.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# That is cracking!
Did you make the stencil too?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Very nice,
but I'm not sure if you've considered the health and safety implications of this.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Please, No Rain!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Get a haircut, you hippy.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Pfft!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# thank rock for bees!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# that's pretty cool
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# i wonder what it scored in the ncap rating?
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# 8.5 from the Russian judge.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# didn't make the final though, unfortunately..
OH NO WAIT, THEY KICKED UP SHIT AND NOW THEY ARE.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# If you designed the net yourself, that's pretty impressive.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Top stuff :D
I made a reliant out of a couple of juice cartons, it's fun :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# it looks as structurally strong as a real one
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# ^ this
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# It has the inside bit of a biro for the back axle, so you could be right.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# woo
thats ace!! :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
# SPECIAL BUS!
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] During the heady days of the British Empire,
upon occasion robots were used in lieu of men to
explore the dark and dangerous depths of Africa.

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# haha! i wan't his beard :)
i especially like the screws in his hat and beard, and his watch :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# he also has a floppy disk drive
In an unfortunate location.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# didn't notice that :)
it makes it so much better 8)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# 10 go to 20
20 swing from tree
30 go to 10
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Dickie Attenborough?
Woo!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# clearly female and old
look at that floppy slot.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Pfft!
Silly Kebab! Fanny is not sideways!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Depends what angle you look at it from.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Ah fair point,
I forgot the rarely practiced Mongolian Cluster Fuck position. However, fanny is always upwards shaped in relation to the hips....
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Mongolian Cluster Fuck is pretty much all I do now.
I have the Yaks specially delivered.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Nice one!
I find myself getting confused about the wet patches though, I'm never sure if it is milk or man milk....
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# The wet patch means
'target'
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# how the hell am I supposed to know that?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Kebab? Meet www.youporn.com ;)
Consider yourself lucky too! When I was a weeun all I had to keep me going were grooty dutch mags from the early 90s.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# youporn!
fucking novice.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Only for speed my dear boy.
I use Viking passes if I have time :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# you want speed?
boysfood and dumpzilla :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# xtube is better.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Fuck that!
Xtube annoys the fuck out of me!

Shufuni and fantasti.cc arent too bad.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# oh...
*looks*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Cracking!
This is the kind of thing the compo needs more of!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Saturday Morning Art
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Hot piss.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Thanks all.
It's over 3 pieces of paper, and took a few minutes each day for a couple of months. It doesn't tile, but if I remember rightly (I did this about half a year ago), there is the word 'fuck' in there somewhere.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# is it really obvious?
because i have found 3 things which could - at a stretch of the imagination - say fuck.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# ANYONE WHO IS LOOKING: CLICK FOR BIGGER.
fucking hell, that's amazing :)

edit: i'm trying to find a message in it, or a CDC, but to no avail :(
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# CORRECT.
'Ningles Rappola
'Ning board
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# rightbackatchya
;)

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Ning lemons
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Ning Lemon!
How do this fine day?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Ning Rapey!
How do?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# i have regained my lost sleep so i am doing well.
Although dbroon's hairy face still haunts me,
it has about 1000 shapes so far, and it's not even a third done D:
and you?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Pfft!
You and your arts ;)

I am grand, I have literally just woken up so I managed nigh on 12 ours kip to make up on mine too :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# woo
yay
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# you rock!
that is all
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# That must have taken an age
Woo!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Saturday Morning Fart
* Back form Turkey and off to Scotland

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# i didn't see that one coming :D
neither did he, i guess.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Ahahahahahaaa! :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# PARP


visiting 2 different worlds there aint ya?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I don;t think so,
they both live on mainly Doner Kebabs. It is just hat the Scots deep fry theirs ;)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
yes but in turkey the girls wear skirts...and in scotland, big butch manly ginger people wear them
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# and the girls wear adidas tracksuit bottoms?
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# if they can keep their legs closed for long enough
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# The girls in Turkey don't wear much at all?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# You have just upset me :(
I had a dream last night, as a result of wearing nicotine patched again, that I found a pair of adidas trachsuit bottoms with a big Mario stitched into them. I went, Yes! They will match my Mario trainers, which also have a big Mario stitched into them. And my hoodie which has Mario on it!

I woke up and all I have is the hoodie :(
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *consoles*


gah my bad spelling
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# So Freud, interpret that you beardy cunt!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I think you have summed up my entire upbringing right there.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# you'll get stabbed for pennies in both :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# ooooooh they're doing it for money now?
:P
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Nice one!
Where did you go in the Ottoman Empire and where are you going in Jockworld?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Ishmiller and north of Dunkeld
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# The mighty kebab land to the mighty puddin land!!
Hello wobblybits, where in Scotland?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Just north of Dunkeld

Got a tan in Turkey (50') and will loose it in Scotland (-50')
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Cor Jiggley!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Lovely! Does it tile?
I see shapes like that if I screw my eyes up tight :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Eh, it's alright.
Now colour it in!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Fucking yes.
I think I found a fuck, too
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Bit behind the convo here
But I do this kinda thing... here's part of a particularly scrappy finished one scanned straight from my sketchbook. Made with blue Bic biro and black marker. As you may be able to tell, I have a LOT of free time at work =o]

I'd tidy it up but only got paint on this puter.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Strange, I just ignored someone and then I got shunted to this post.
As if I had ignored the whole of b3ta and this is all I'm left with!!
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] the babylonians cheated to get their 'wonder' award

and 'nings
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Saddam's demise has put a new twist to this ancient wonder
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# pfft!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenuos compo post.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Yay, Robot Wars!
I'm no longer a fan, though. They took out all the non-combat bits, and now all the robots are just big flippers. And Mr Psycho is a shit house robot. Rah.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# It's not still going it is?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# there was a series or two on channel 5
in like 2002-2003, it's definitely finished now though.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
# the best episode of robot wars
was actually an episode of spaced
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:08, archived)
# CEASE!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Sgt bash the most inneffective robot ever made!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# But he had a shitting flamethrower!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# would have been better if he shat the flames
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Which did nothing apart from burn nemisis
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Which was pretty funny, though.
There aren't any fun robots like that any more. And the pit interviews have lost all the geek talk and are now just 'raar, we're gonna smash everyone else!'

): Poor Robot Wars. How the mighty have fallen.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Its still going on?!?!?!
I havent seen it in ages, I do remember that road block won the first ever series, and razor was a bad ass that always ended up dying in the finals
and that ginger bloke from chaos 2, george something I think
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Hypnodisc was my favourite.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Oh hypnodisk was a bad ass
Sliced people in 2 or more pieces
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# i'd say Razor was my favourite
but i was a big fan of RoadBlock in series 1.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Razor was sexy
but Hypnodisc was badass.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# what was the furry one called again?
the ladybird i think it was, i remember it had furry dice somewhere :/
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# it was called Blind Furry
haha it would always lose against Sgt. Bash
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# it was nemisis wasnt it?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Nemesis
superceded by Diotoir.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# really :(
who was blind furry then?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I'ono.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# haha christ, kindofmindpisskindof
:/
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# MAXIMUS
MAXIMUS THE MERCIFUL
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# He's fucking hot, even with a harelip.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# is that JAOWAQUIQUIEAWAKINE phoenix?
from signs?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Not as hot as that girl from robot wars.
I think her name was George, and her robot was called Chaos...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# lol
!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Because /board is being so slow: DIY thread!
I made a fing! It was the first time I've tried countersinking, and I don't think I did too badly. The top storey isn't fixed in place; it sits in place with dowels and sockets and gravity, in case I need to pop it off.


CFB, 100kb each.

It serves an esoteric purpose - I built it specifically to house my laptop (dead screen'd, so it only needs to open wide enough for me to get at the touchpad and the power button) and a keyboard (which controls the laptop, PS2 or PS3 depending on what it's connected to), as I wanted to keep them off the floor.

'Ning! Have you made a fing? Show me your fing.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Oooooh, cool.
I put together a massive wardrobe, a bed, and two bedside tables the other week. I didn't make them myself, though. Ikea did.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# How many parts were missing?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)
# None! I was pleasantly surprised.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I think all my bedroom furniture is Ikea.
They rock.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Then stick a bit of folded cardboard under the leg, that'll stop it
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Not if you put it under the wrong leg :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Arf.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# it's a well made wooden fing!
I have made many fings, I'll take a bit of a squiz and see if I can get pictures.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Your garden looks eerily like mine
with the exception of your bench, which has metal bits; unlike my one
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Nice!
Royal Mail are a bunch of fuckers. They didnt ring my sodding doorbell and just presumed I was out and now Ive got to wait to get my parcel delivered.... cunts
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Give in to your anger
feel it
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# The most annoying thing was that I paid extra to get the fucking package delivered today
and now I can get it til wednesday!!!

CUNTS!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Ouch!
Sloppy gits, i'm sure you'll feel sympathetic when they declare their next strike over safety issues in the staff canteen or some such bollocks
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# or they will just close every single branch so you wont be able to get anything delivered and the whole country will go to a standstill
Im royally pissed about this, as im at work 9-5 weekdays, hence the paying extra to get it delivered today!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Grrrrr.
Sometimes ours do that, and sometimes they just leave the parcel on the doorstep where anyone could nick it.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# My house has 3 fucking floors
If im not on the bottom one, that obviously means im not in.....
Fucking royal mail can fuck right off
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# They're too fucking lazy to ring the doorbell and wait for people to sign the thing.
They probably round up homeless people and make them write the "you were out" cards, so they don't even have to do that.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# they've done something similar to me before...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# haha!
The cunts!
I am most pissed because I paid an extra 7 whole pounds for delivery today and they didnt even botehr jamming it in the letterbox.
And they havent even bothered to fill in anything on the back of the "Sorry im a lazy cunt and thought you were out" card
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Yesterday a postie rang the doorbell to hand me a parcel that he could have easily pushed through the letterbox.
Gimp.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# You must have to have the IQ of an amoeba to work as a postie then
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Excellent work
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I made a fing.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# How rare!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# SCIENCE
What on earth is it though?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
# It has sensors in it to measure the orientation of the foot,
and the bits of string are so you can make it perform certain movements, and see how it moves in other axis as a result.
The other explanation is: foot puppetry.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Yay to things involving bits of string!
Bits of string will be there at the end of days and time, with mice
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I also used a piece of guttering,
some corrugated plastic from my supervisors coldframe and vast amounts of insulating tape.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Don't even go there with the insulating tape
life as we know it evolves around insulating tape, it's absence would be to terrible to contemplate

I can smell my breakfast..laters :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# When you say "orientation"
does it detect gay feet?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I was trying to find out the sexual orientation of feet when they're inverted and everted.
Yes.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Good work.
I approve of this research.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# here's one of my SCIENCE™ from back when I was a labrat for plasma physics
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# What is it?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# literally it's a mesh box
it was for a plasma immersion ion implantation experiment. Read about it here:
wikipedia link

Triode configuration.


(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Is it sort of like a Faraday cage?
It reminds me of a wee rat cage my mum and I made out of chicken wire so I could carry my rodents to the vet in it.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# yes and no
it's an equipotential surface and it is not to supposed to have a field inside of it. (Like a Faraday cage)

Interestingly, the experiment suggested otherwise...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# nice!
I made this uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wlqXHpH0t8I (takes abut 30sec for audio)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
# That's pretty impressive.
Have you /linksed it?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# thanks :)
shame it fell to bits, its now just a pile of crap on my desk.
..linked it.. nope.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# nifty!
i built the desk in this room. it's nothing worth writing home about though, sub-ikea in build quality
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I have a 'bedside table'
which is a plank of wood on top of a cardboard box.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# the desk in the spare room
is one of those :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Here's a picture of my CD rack wot i built
www.flickr.com/photos/21727702@N04/2668461765/sizes/l/
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Coo!
I haven't the shelf space for all my CDs (I'd estimate I have nearly as many as you), so I keep all the cases in a cupboard and the discs themselves in two giant disc wallets.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] At the tomb of the unknown robot.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Good 'ning to you Fishcat!
took me far too long to spot him.

:)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Nings!
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# pfft!
ning all!

how do?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)
# ning!
There is sun here! for the first time in weeks!
I may actually go outside...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# top roboten
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] forward 4,
Photobucket

The scaled-up version was heavily used in the Gulf War.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
# get him
bigtrak
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I am not here
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# never had a bigtrak
wanted one though :'(
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)
# ^this
Oh how I cried.....

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# You speak for a generation mate
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I have cayke!!!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# *dives in*
Edit: using appropriate implements of course ;)

Double Edit: I appear to have this from last year too :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# hahaha
EDIT: HAHAHAHA I just Ilovehorsesed myself at full volume in a crowded room!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# nice!
(how?)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I was in my B3ta bookmark folder and I got it instead of statsboard:P
Wow. Exactly 50 items in my b3ta bookmark folder!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Yaaaay!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# super
woah i got a hangover
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)
# happy b3yaday!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Are you sharing?
/important questions

Happy b3taday sir
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# All cayke is for sharing!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# quick thread jack!!!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
# You just don't get white poo anymore!
you'd think after 6 years.....!!

Happy b3taday mate!

*dives head first into cayke*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Apparantly it's due to the change in content of dog food.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:03, archived)
# :D
So I've heard.
KFC prolly sued for using their secret sauce or something.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# You like a gobful of the Colonel's special sauce.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Well I was about to put the kettle on
but seeing as you're offering...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Happy b3taday
You old git!!
Did you start on b3ta with a Spectrum?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# No an abacus.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# happy b3taday rg
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
Oh god your candle facts are a bit depressing!

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Happy b3ta day Ghosty :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] The first Disney cartoon could have been so different.....


TURN THIS BOAT AROUND...YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY!!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# do it! FIRE FIRE!!!
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] San Francisco, 1906.

Click for bigger
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Woo!
This ftw
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] John Hancock?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Too sublet for me at his time in the morning.
I'm presuming those are shades and a shotgun ala Terminator?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Fucking hell it my birthday!!!
Six years young! Happy B3taday Zank Frappa as well!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)
# happy b3taday chief :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I declare it national riverghost day!:D
Milkybars otter flanges are on me!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:29, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY
*munches milky bar*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:29, archived)
# the best of all flanges
you do spoil us ambassador
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Oh none of that pretencious
Ferrero flange.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)
# probably not the last time you'll munch on one of these


:P
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# that and nibbling on Victoria's sponge.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Yay Riv!

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)
# bloody 'ell a year already
Seems like no time since my last one. And it's not technically my b3taday as this is my second account. But I didn't know what the b3taday for that account is so I'll call this my adoptive b3taday.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)
# happy b3taday fella
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)
# happy candles
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Yar
and happy b3taday :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Bin dun?
Surely it has

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:15, archived)
# hahahaha
What a splendid image to wake up to!

Top marks
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Don't think so
Like it!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Arf!
Nice one
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Yays. DOn't think so.
His Masters Cinewave.

Minor TJ: fucking moronic guests. I'm kind enough to but ham and swiss cheese to go with the morning croissants and I put them out all nicely presented, with tongs and a little sign asking people to use it.
First person comes in, grabs a big handful of each and I have to shove the whole lot in the bin and no one else gets any after him.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Lesson to be learned: People are scum.
Happy red candle day!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Yeah I just noticed that
That means it's Zank's as well:)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)
# *scrolls down*
also petehix
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)
# take a meat cleaver to his fucking hands
he wouldn't do it again..
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)
# hahah
brillaint to wake up to!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Mustapha Bin Dun - Shirley.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:32, archived)
# this must be for that other compo, the 'robots in films' one over at würth$9.99.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:40, archived)
# Grrr!
Suspected so!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:47, archived)
# no worries, i kind of like ben hur.
when i was a kid we nicknamed a guy we knew 'ben him' and it drove him huts for some reason.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:51, archived)
# drove him huts?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 8:21, archived)
# you read it here furst.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 8:28, archived)
# been dun three time this day.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:15, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:16, archived)
# I've just been reading about botargo and karasumi.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:18, archived)
# All I know is, they're worth
they're worthquite a lot in Scrabble

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:29, archived)
# not as much as qbotargo and xkarusimxi
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)
# oh good. its that guy i used to like and he;s back with a cool picture.
this sort of reminds me of one of mum's album covers. i forget the name.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# its go go smear the poison ivy.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:26, archived)
# I quite like that album but I didn't buy it so I don't know the cover you're referring to.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:30, archived)
# well look for the cover.
it is an alright listen.

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:45, archived)
# i like mum but i haven't heard that album.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:57, archived)
# i haven't heard anything but that album.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:12, archived)
# do you listen to low at all?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:41, archived)
# i don't even know what that is.
do tell.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:47, archived)
# they are a band that makes music.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:55, archived)
# Juan Valdez does Devo's greatest hits.
He was a mongoloid, happier than you and me...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:33, archived)
# ThreadJack.


"Micheal Phelps in fancy dress tribute Shocker"

Can you tell who it is yet
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:39, archived)
# The Leader!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:39, archived)
# GET OUT OF THE WATER. GET OUTOF THE WATER.


IT ALSO MIGHT BE A ROBOT. YOU NEVER KNOW.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:45, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:13, archived)
# COMPO IT CUNTY
YOU CUNT
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:25, archived)
# I CANNOT. IT WOULD BE WRONG.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:33, archived)
# LET'S DO IT BABY
BABY JUST BECAUSE IT IS WRONG
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:50, archived)
# you are blotter acid now.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:56, archived)
# OH SHIT
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:15, archived)
# THEY MOSTLY COME OUT AT NIGHT.
MOSTLY.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:33, archived)
# hahaaaaa.
ha haa ha a ha.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:22, archived)
# SMOKING POT.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:37, archived)
# dude.
i like weeeeeed.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:49, archived)
# do you like cheese?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:54, archived)
[challenge entry] He said he'd be back.


Click for bigger (286KB)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:08, archived)
# "the terminator".
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:09, archived)
# i need your clothes, your boots and your millions of mindlessly devoted, mentally handicapped followers.
oh, and a few grams of cocaine. hurry up, motherfucker, i've got hot christian sluts to bang.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:23, archived)
# you forgot to say please
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:34, archived)
# "What part of everlasting damnation don't you get?"
Such a nice bunch, LOL.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:40, archived)
# the part where there's a sane reason for buying into the scam.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 5:18, archived)
# please put your cigar out on my chest while i stand naked before you.
and you are dressed up in your dirty, sweaty leather chaps.

/pointing out the homoeroticism in james cameron films blog.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:49, archived)
# Of course!
Hollywood is all a big communist plot to turn all of society queer.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:59, archived)
# durn those commie queer robot bastards.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 5:02, archived)
# SEND PICS AN STATS WITH REPLY
NOT INTO PAIN OR ANYTHING GROSS
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 5:11, archived)
# wow!
just wow!
spacecollective.org/gallery/
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ COOOOOOOL!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 5:14, archived)
# holy crap. nice find.
i'll be poking around there for a while.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 5:18, archived)
# i like theterminiatorr. german guys are cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:23, archived)
# they are naturally hairless like they are carved from stone or rage.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:49, archived)
# well he loves techno
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 5:36, archived)
# Needs light sticks stuck through the holes in his hands.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 5:41, archived)
# you disgust me.
how could you forget his feet?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 5:54, archived)
# disco baby funk baby HOT
ning all
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 5:56, archived)
# If he doesn´t play bowling, he is not the real Jesus
br.youtube.com/watch?v=rd4158_mhGY



The whole documentary, if anyone's interested on this pearl of modern brazilian folklore:
br.youtube.com/user/mepic777
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# He was shit the first time
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:21, archived)

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