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# damn, a week of doing nothing has resulted in having too much to do today. heres a quick one


hmm I'm getting quite a collection here... really should make a website... shame I know hardly any HTML :(
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(That Random Guy, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# hahaha
best one yet (although they're all pretty woo)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Use Frontpage, all the cool people use it ;)
TJ : I recently discovered the vest was invented by Abraham Lincoln.

He abolished sleevery.
Possibly through the 2nd Amendment, the right to bare arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Oooooof
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# SPANG!!!!!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# ...
i'm ashamed to say i giggled at that..
(That Random Guy, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# hahahahahha!
dear oh dear..... :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Sockrates
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Classical statue time?
The mintiest of all the gods...

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Now do penis de milo
EDIT: nevermind ;)

www.b3ta.com/board/8702064
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# *rates sock*
9/10
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# IMPOSTER SOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# it´s always like this: if something terrible happens in the streets...

... people tend to look the other way.
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# unless they're riverghost
then he's right there with his webcam


that looks like a most surfable wave :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# STUFF is HAPPENING in EARLS COURT
clicky clicky. I bet that's why he lives/works there, the gossip hound. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# mebbe his other job is as a pap
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Naughty ghostie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# he aint been here for a while..
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Haha.
...a bit like this

www.b3ta.com/links/Hurricane_Street_Tubing
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# heh, i love hurricane street tubing!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# oooh, that's brilliant!,
the first thing I thought of, seeing that was: "the goggles - they do nothing!"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# sock it to em
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# more sock posts please
edit: LUNCH TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Hahaha
I miss my daily dose of sock...


nearly put cock there, whoops!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Sock it to 'em Bilbo!
Are you well me owd?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# eh up Ninj
I just aced a full bag of Peanut M&Ms.... I feel sick....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Didn't you...
...save me one? :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# one of them
BIG bags from blockbuster?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# yes
*burp*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# good man
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Hahaha
I thought of a good one ages ago but didn't dare, I wish I could remember it.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Brainy!
*LUNCHTIME MAN HUGS*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# i saw a picture of sock
somewhere the other day, and for the life of me can't remember where.

think it was promoting children's toys


edit:

also this isn't worth its own thread:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7591142.stm
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Mmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hahahah, that's spagerific :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# i'm not sure about this....
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# what ths sweet shuddering fuck is that?
It is beautiful. But it messes with my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# happy b3ta burfday
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# :)
Thank you kindly
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Feel
the burrrrrrrnnnnnnnnn!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# burn baby!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# TURN IT OFF AGAIN!
AARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# sizzle!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# That's very nice indeed
I'm struggling to see what the hand is actually doing though, Rev.

How are you anyway, chap?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# hello miss!
yeah thats the problem - the client wants a theifs hand melting a lock - but i'm not too happy with this.

i'm not bad thank ya - how ru??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# You might want to maybe melt a padlock or something, so it's more obvious?
Just an idea, though.

I'm alright- my neck hurts and I'm marvelling at just how fucking stupid some people are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# i always marvel at that :D
yeah i thoght about it - i made the metal loop thing look hot - bt i'm not sure. i'll see what they think. i dont want to spent too much time on it as im only being paid peanuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# OH I SEE
I can see it now.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# i think i might
have to rework it. :)

hope your neck feels better :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Bless you, thanks
hopefully it will soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Reminds me of bonfire night
Which, shit me, is not far off!
O_0

Also b3ta.com/board/8701649
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# woo -it looks like bill oddie!
thanks for using my piccies! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# No worries
Just a shame it didn't look better.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# i think its ace!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# :D
It's the source!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# they must go though a lot of front doors :D
top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# hahhaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# awesome
*click* - i really like this one!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# woo
thank ya! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# thank you sir!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Coming soon...

It'll be the 'Must chav game' aherm...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# i would buy a UK based one
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# they did that cockney gangster game
can't remember what it was called.. but it was shite anyway

edit: they did a 1960's GTA in London, back in the 2D days
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
#
www.rockstargames.com/gtalondon/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# that's the one
a 3d version of that would be awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# was it called.
The getaway or something, the cars did have indicators i think
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Yes, the getaway
with a very accurate central London - I could find my way around from that game whereas 12 years of living here did nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# haha!
that game was a bit disappointing though... shame really... Never tried the sequel, ot the PSP version though....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# No, me neither

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# The Getaway?
I agree. It wasn't GTA.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I do hope they make a new GTA London
for the very reason of running down some chavs
(That Random Guy, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# That'd be good!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Germany suspected 'Foul play' in the Ping Pong
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Intense facial
expression
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)
# ooo
clever.
how does it stay there?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)
# an intricate pulley set up.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# steam and clockwork
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Mirrors and psychic Pokemon
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# SCIENCE!
And sticky tape.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# string and broken velcro
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Alright ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Howdie Barb!
Fine ta fella, yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Very good thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# "The top sports headline today: The German olympic pingpong levitation team have been disqualified due to failing an illegal strings test "
top hovering, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# How do Steve?
Love the headline!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Hey Ninj!
woulda been if I hadn't put Swedish instead of German first though :P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# yays :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha!
He's been looking at the image (now linked) below for too long
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# ping pong - yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# think i've had
the lass with the footy
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# HaHaHa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# hahaha
spongtastic!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I are sorry
MOD EDIT: Please, enough spacking pictures.
(gottdamm, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# goodbye you fucking tiresome cunt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# ARGH someone took my picture and made it more annoying!
*clenches buttocks/Demands Credit*
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# no thx
ur gay u dick
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Right, so you steal other b3tan's work
and don't seem to understand that spacking does not equal talent, it just fucking makes people's eyes hurt.

I'm suprised you know how to use a computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)
# phail
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Howdy sir
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Howdy
Are the is the nazi racoon storm troopers heading for daily mail?
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I think you may be taking this a bit too seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# i have seen this before
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)
# This one as well?
For fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# what do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Oh, is it not nicked from another board member then?
That's what I thought you meant, considering that's what was said earlier about this guy's posting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
# it is nicked
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I give the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)
# it is a pea
i think
well i saw it last night. It could be from another person or just a roasting whore
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)
# From here?
b3ta.com/board/8696805#post8696844
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# aye
that is the one
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)
# How is this worse then colouring a walrus man and posting in a new thread tho?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# i do not endorse colouring the walrus man
They get dull fast and often flood the board.
Too many just lack originality.
This aint a colouring in board.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Im not saying that they are worthy of new threads, its just that they dont get flamed
like this has, surely a bit of double standards going on
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# In my opinion
I've coloured one Walrus Man- I ASKED HIM if I could, and posted it in an existing thread so as to not shove someone off the board. That's the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# A fair few people colour walrus' tho
and post them in new threads, and no flaming goes on.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I was under the impression that they'd all asked him for his permission
technically there's nothing to stop them posting in existing threads, and I can't be arsed flaming all the time.

This guy's nicked three pieces of other people's work, as far as I can tell. That's not really on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I think whats got everyone worked up is this guy has used others' work in three separate post in quick succession
most who do Walrus' stuff, just does the one. Also, these have all been spacking images, which usually causes grief....

That, and there seems to be an undercurrent of bad moods today....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# The board should cheer the fuck up then
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# bah,... It's easier to flame :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I think it's the lack of credit being given to the original
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# No different to me
Just showing the original for confirmation of the above posts ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# My comment wasnt directed at you :)
Was just convinient to put it under yours
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# No subtlety.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# *hides*
this is full of teh fear
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# you're not from around here, are you?
fuck off and stop stealing other's works. At least FUCKING WELL CREDIT THEM!

Arse.


edit: who's this rather awesome mod we have? TOP MODDING SIR! looks like Trolls have something to fear, now!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
# COCHESE!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
# cock tease?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I ought to have put money on it
Bye!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Blimey !! its a bit tense on here today !
I think I will make a quick exit stage right, and come back when the boards nicer !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# ah thanks !!!
Hugs are ace !!

*BIG HUG*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# normally I would ignore idiots like this
but I like reading the replies.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Has anyone spotted this on facebook?
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# several million* on here
and they've all posted the image to prove it

*may contain exaggeration
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I'm clearly behind the times then.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# i don't get why so many people are whinging
about "new facebook" when there's the option to keep the "old facebook" or go back to it if you don't like the new version
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Have something a little more soothing...
aaaaannnnd relax...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# ooh...
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] It's number 763 in the album chart.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Best. Idea. Ever.
Can it be subtly tweaked for just chav children?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kill the buggers!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# lovely.
I thought of doing a pied piper thing but i couldn't make it work. I am glad you did. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# *Puts on track 9*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# hahahahahah!
I want that CD!

Rip it to mp3, create a site that auto streams the mice/rat tracks.

Post the link on forums, making people think they are going to something else, then sit back and laugh, knowing that you are causing misery to others!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# track 7!
woo! fab idea
(That Random Guy, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Super stuff there
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Hooray for track 7!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# HAhaha
Nicely!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# mega guffaw-age
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
# !
Don't reply much but this is genius!
Loving the album cover in the first pic ;)
(BastardInaBush, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)
# why does the car change to a different car when it lands?
???
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 6:23, archived)
# Taken from a herricopter
and shopped with potatos.



Clicky image for biggererer.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# that is very, VERY nicely shopped! OUTSTANDING!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Very kind,
thankings!

*edit* Shame I can't post a bigger version. It looks better bigger (at least that's what I'm told, ahem...)
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# link to biggerer then
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# ^this for sure
post a link to the larger file!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Helicopter - check
Bridge -
Shark -

Fake!!!

Nicely shopped :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# gosh!
i didn't see that till i filenamed.
A top shop
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Candle, etc.
Have a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# why oh why did you write welcome? when you could have written FUCK OFF!!
looks good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Ha ha!
It's Australias South Coast. Not our 'great' isle.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# "Queue from other side" or "No Vacancies" would have been my choices :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# nice work!
SATIRE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I still love this.
EDIT: Oh, and the original thread image is ace too.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)
# impressive
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Fantastic shopping :D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I thought it said LOLCATS until I filenamed
but very nicely shopped ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# so did i!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Now linked to bigger file
for better detail and stuffs...

Thanks for all the wooness!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)
# M'noose
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Well the moose seems to be enjoying it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# hmmm... there are some family members' birthdays coming up soon, where can I get some of these? they seem ideal!
hehehe, excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# i am not sure that i understand,
but i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I'd appreciate it
I have several moose body parts in my kitchen undergoing "preparations". Antlers, leg bones...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
#

Click for biggegereer.

I was not-literally bombarded by two people asking that I finish my sci-fi-esque rewrite of Romeo & Juliet, so here's a catch up before the gripping concluding bits.

And here's Sir Guile D'Gerb's 'Adventure at the Henge' from the beginning, in case you're interested.

Clicking here might save a disabled donkey! (But probably not.)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# this sums it up nicely
i loved the series when it was still going strong
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Well, hopefully you'll still like it now I'm rounding it off!
And happy b3taday too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Ah, is that what the story is!?
I thought it was a porno.

(only kidding, I always liked your cartoon, I just never worked out why it was in the future)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# It was a ratehr silly based on Patrick Stewart acutally being Shakespeare
and there was something to do with time travel in his dreams. It's probably best to not linger on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I never need read romeo and juilet now.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# That is very true.
The whole play can be summarised in three-panel strips with a bad pun every six or seven lines without losing any of the emotional resonance or artisty. Shakespeare is very jealous of my sk1llz0rz. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Yaaay! Matazone!
*the usual*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen of the /board

May i present my first animation.
I know there are lots like this so i thought i should start out with a winning formula.
Be gentle. Is it too big?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# well under 200k!
nicely!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Its fine
well done.

Have a Jaffa Cake
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)
# OM NOM NOM
thankee
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Haha,
Nope its wicked :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)
# It's awesome!
Much kudos given!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Love it!
Very nice first animation! Well done.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# yay
i was hoping everyone would wheel out their old ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# This was the first one of these I did
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# go on then
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# oi loikes that i does.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# yay!
*wheels*

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# top scrollage!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# weeeeeeee


Ooops, a wee bit too much colour reduction...
(alloydog, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# TO BEYOND!!


perhaps even some lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# haha filenames
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# woo, well done that man/woman/corperate entity
have a click

edit: how rude of me, happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# glee
i am having cake and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# superb
as a first try or otherwise :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# that is some serious awesomeness, right there!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# yay!
thank you muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Excellent stuff
and merry candlemas
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# heh!
merry candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
# thank you manies
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# There might be a philosophical meaning to this image.
In which case, it's lost on me. But technically, it's good.

P.s. are you a tranny?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Oh there is always a huge amount of politics bundled up with my posts.
p.s. What a strange question to ask. Care to define 'Tranny'?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# It's a generic and sometimes derogatory word that means transexual, transvestite or transgendered.
I don't mean it in any way offensive, I have "tranny" friends. I was just confused by your "best answers" thing in your profile.

You don't have to say one way or the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# It looks like he's going backwards to me
but otherwise very nice
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# perhaps he is!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# top workage!

All previous Hobby Horse outings
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# goodness me
that is fucking fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# disorganized terrorism:


edit: popular demand.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# this ^
.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *covers face*
*counts*
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
*peeks through fingers*

EH?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# erm
I waited 6?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I wanted this to explode, I waited and waited and waited 7 seconds and nothing
Edit: What the quimming fuck is that?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# >In front of you is a bomb. The timer is counding down. 6 Seconds left.
-diffuse bomb
-I do not understand "DIFFUSE" you have 5 seconds left

-stop bomb
You cannot use "STOP" that way. You have 4 seconds left

-examine bomb
the bomb has a panel and a readout on it. you have 3 seconds left.

-open panel
I cannot see "PANEL". You have 2 seconds left.

-FUCK OFF
I do not understand "FUCK OFF". You have 1 seconds left

-Quit
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# STICK BOMB UP ARSE
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# hahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# is this D&D
i've never played it, but i think this is it.

:/
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# you need to get to monkeon's site :)
www.monkeon.co.uk/swearadventure/
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# hahahahha, that has made my day :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# i wasted a lot of time typing SHIT into text adventures
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# YAY!
Slightly More Organized Terrorism!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# It looked alot better and funnier in my head
i apologise :(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# No need
Both were ace!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Who..hold up fella
don't spoils us all at once
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# were these not posted a few days ago in separate posts?
and by someone else?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# :O
really?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I know I saw it a few days ago (unless the spacking image below has given me psychic powers)
the username had "atom" or something in it.

and this OP has not posted much in teh last week....

*puffs on a Sherlock Holmes pipe*

edit: *flexes impressive brain muscles*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# What an utter cunt.
Edit: not you, I think you're smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# How many puffs?
What are they doing to his pipe?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Erm
his pipe's a little higher up.
(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I would make a joke about feeling a little more phlemy than usual, but as it's lunch time, i won't
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Haha
He looks like he's got previous.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hahahah, oh the spangage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Yes they were.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Yes
www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=51228&board=main&start=20
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# yeah but I can't remember who.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# COCHESE!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
# 572,299
Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# BARB EDIT: How about not nicking images there cochese?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Are you the b3ta Epilepsy Inducement Officer or something?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I think that's The Goat.
Can't you read the signs???
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Sorry. It's my first day.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# When I was at school
there was a boy with epilepsy, but it was petit mal so none of us really believed him when he seemingly just fell asleep mid lesson.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
#
Epilepsy LiteTM.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I remain unconvinced.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# it's a great excuse for not listening when your other half is ranting on about something
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha, I must remember this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# sorry, zoned out there,
what did you say?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Pfffft
Quick draw mcgraw!

You are teetering on the brink of ignore.
Do you:
a) Make another fail post
b) Steal another pic and post it
c) Shop a kitten
d) Have a massive strop and get laughed at forever more.

I should have done a poll really
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# "d" but with more flouncing
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I hope so!
... do like a good flounce.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# DANGER, WILL ROBINSON
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# You even think about Robinsoning
and I will have you over my knee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# *Robinsons like a racist jam*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Your little bot-bot is MINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# If you make sure the right part doesn't change at all, you can make this much smaller
also: consider making this half gif, half jpeg for top marks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# consider making this
half gif, half jpeg for top marks
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I just read the other replies

top strikethroughage
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# fuck off.
I'm usually polite to arsebiccies, but I'm in a shitty mood.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# *strokes*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Randy pants
(gottdamm, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# .....ow
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# this makes my eyes hurt.
just so ya know.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Adblock to the rescue!
Nice image a bit too spacky for me though.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# ^
The adblock bit anyway.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I am usually not bothered much by spacking images
But today I really am. They've drilling on the floor above me all day ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Ay caramba
there's nothing else for it, Mr Ocre, you must flee. FLEE TO ME. And then I can come back and live with you and feed you roast dinners.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha
That'll be SWELL

I am actually an excellent cook btw

*internet huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# sheep hugs...
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Sheepy's gonna get it
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Oh yeah,
Sheep gonna get some Lemur lovin'
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
# In my headbrain
I heard that in a deliverance style redneck drawl.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# He sure got a lovely fleece.
Clem, get the pliars we got a live one!

That was how it all went. I love the southern drawl.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Lemur Vs Sheep
directed by Paul WS Anderson, with Vin Diesel as "Sheep" & Mario Van Peebles as "Lemur"

Summer 2009
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# mario van peebles would hate me
because i wouldn't be able to take him seriously on any level due to his name.

/according to The Meaning of Liff; Peebles = rolled up balls of nasal excreta.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# hahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Needs more
Executive Producers - Michael Bay and Ewe Boll. Just for that extra bit of hate!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# that's too much hate... Boll alone should generate enough hate to start the next world war.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# oh why can't every director be Guillermo Del Toro?
and every executive producer die an ironic death tripping over some money and impaling themselves on their own ivory backscratchers.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Sad but true :(


Reason
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Soccer.
It's soccer.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Gah!
It's football, damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Nah, it is actually soccer
"Football" covers a wide variety of games from wall to Rugby."Soccer" refers to "Association Football" that is played by over-paid nancies who burst into tears if you tap their ankles and watched by knuckle dragging, wife-beating thugs.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# OI
i've no wife to beat, no knuckles to drag (i'm forced to use voice recognition to use b3ta) so i resent that comment


i've also spent more money watching Bris at the mem in recent years than on footy
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# isn't all sport?
sport was invented in 1860 by people with monocles and generous side whiskers to keep the poor docile.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# as the old adage goes
Soccer is a game for gentlemen played by thugs, Rugby is a game for thugs played by gentlemen

although not so much these days with the likes of dallaligio, farrell and carlos spencer
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# what's a soccer
is it like american rugby?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I think it's like cricketball, but with feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Are you sure?
Played 3, won 0, drawn 0, lost 1, points 1

I'm confused! Thick!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# You've totally failed at reading the league table
The results are split into home and away ;)

Full results are played 3, won 0, drawn 1, lost 2 points 1...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I know, I just noticed!
What a twunt!

:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# erm...
Played 3, won 0, drawn 1, lost 2 - it's confusing as the columns are divided into 'home' and 'away'. However... despite it being football - I like this!
(perfectrhys come find me on PS3., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# why thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# they should
ashaully be above tottenham as they've conceded less. they're only bottom cos of alphabet (same reason everton aren't in the drop zone any more :()
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# yeah, but spurs don't have blue stripes on their badge :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# or their shirt
i'm not disagreeing with the photo, just the league table
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# And Spurs are ace
Anyone who pays attention to the table before November is a fool or a Spurs fan
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Tesco value stadium.
Everton may also be branded this way soon.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# While it's relatively quiet.....


Been trying to get this right for two hours and this is the best I can get it.

Thanks to The Reverend Jessie for the source. I tried!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# SKKKKKKKYYYYYYYY!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# that is beautifully subtle!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Subtle...
...unlike this.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Hahaha
I still love that though!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Opposing light sources
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# RAIINNNNNN!!!!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Sky City welcomes careful DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVERS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# that's wonderfully done!
and it looks like it's getting closer :O
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)

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