b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 34793 (Older | Newer)

[challenge entry] Thom always thought the 'If the wind changes' theory was utter tosh...
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# So, what have you done exactly?
photoshopped, etc...
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# How long has b3tards been down?
Or is it just me?
:(
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Are you down?
Cheer up old son, it may never happen.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Hehe
Jesus just made me happy.
It's a miracle!!
:)
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Hi Barb
I've given 'Thominator' an ickle click you fluffy smasher you...
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Thanks man!
It felt a bit neglected...

*Oh Hai Popular Page*
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Happy friday all :)
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# You get points
for not saying 'fishes'
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# lolololol
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha this is funny
cause jesus be a useless cunt!
/BBB Blog
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# arms out, legs crossed,
what a way to spend easter.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Rexella loves this picture


Look at her woo-ing and yay-ing...
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Jesus invented the Tesco Metro?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Yes.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# He's an olden day Tesco Mega-mart
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# .
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# bought my lotto ticket btw :)
Don't worry i'll get you a coke.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# *Removes glove*
*Slaps*
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# pffh :D
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Jesus!
Religion at a price you can afford
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *clicks and drags comment up a thread*
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Ha!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
Laughed like a loon :D
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# hahahaha, SSSSPPPAAANNNNGGGG!!!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)
# please no
I would prefer cp to stay strictly on my home computer and not on my work screen.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# CP?
Chronic piles?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
# hildcay ornpay?
Possibly, I don't know. Either way it's making me feel a bit wrong, looking at the poor kid. How old is she, 14?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# No idea - i just found the image on some random blog
Asian people tend to look a bit young anyway. I just couldnt resist not using this image for spanging purposes.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Clingfilm Pants?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# *wants*
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# clingfilm pants are not good for a yeast-free mimsy.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Captain Picard?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# of the starship enterprise
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)
# pfff
funny, but i knew what the punchline was as soon as i saw the kid
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)
# oh god!
*holds sides*
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Dear oh dear
pffft
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha! Hepatitis!
Oh...
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Good grief!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Damn you!!
*curses self for not doing it earlier*

have a begrudging woo!
:P
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)
# oh good lord
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Does Thom Yorke write classics too?


Apologies for roughness - still using bog standard paint.

(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# There there...
*pats on head*
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)
# this is good
i like it much better than most of the others here
(, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:18, archived)
#

Edit: oooh. Speeling mistake!
Edit, Edit: Sorted.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# DRAW MORE SEQUENTIAL ART!
You broke your promise the second day ;)

Woo!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# ^THIS^
a million times
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Second WEEK, maybe.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I read that as
having a shit five feet off the floor!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Ive never even heard of this game
Do one i HAVE heard of dammit, such as the biscuit game.

EDIT: I just noticed Lamar! :D
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# lol
Everyone involved in the video game industry generating first person shooters take note.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# so is it really worth picking up a copy then?
I'd seen a few negative reviews...
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# It's good, dumb fun, I thought.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# hmmm.... whilst I'm waiting for patches for SoC-ClearSky, I might invest in a copy
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# haha these are ace
Have you done BF: bad company?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# These are excellent :D
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I find these to be one of your major strengths
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Do one for Wii Sports!
:D
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# That game may as well be welded inside my Wii
Stupid fucking Wii :(

(mario galaxy was brilliant though)
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Indeed
I've still not got all of the purple stars though. Missing three :(
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
# excellent
pssst, it's time, not tome.
or possibly some.

also, where is sequential art? stop keeping me waiting!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# is that me playing the guitar?
or are they just saying they're me to impress ladies?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# :D I was just thinking that.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Its the guy from half life
innit
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Is that a person hanging out of the window??
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# are you the new pedantichrist?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)
# ha, no, just suddenly very wary of identity theft
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# imposter...I'm Happy Toast!!!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Pssst...
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
although I do genuinely feel ill about this whole thing
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# It makes you wonder if that wasn't the first time he'd used that line...
;)
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# that's what Wow said last night, creeped me out then and it still does now
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)
# There could be a whole gaggle of girls in the Earls Court area
feeling good about themselves because they've slept with the famous HappyToast :D
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I'd be 'king furious
If someone was even *approaching* getting laid on the basis of being me.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Yey
i likes these! Bit old though - blacksite is an old game!

Mind you - all i ever play these days is team fortress 2 on 360, and thats even older than blacksite.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# 2007 is not old.
I did a HTP of T.I.E fighter a week or so ago, and that came out in 95.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)
# The best bit about TIE fighter
was ordering Darth Vader around, then proton torpedoing him!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# getting the CD version just to play teh second expansion pack and finding out what happen's to Zaarin, the fecking traitor :D
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# TIE Fighter - one of the best games EVER
that ans XWing Alliance.....
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# If age is no limit
do the park or civ or something.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# you has 360?
You play COD4 at all?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Naaaah!
I think its overrated twaddle
Im bored of shooting realistic people.
*hides*
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Hmmm, really?
I think its one of the best FPSs I've played.
Halo 3 did nothing for me.
BF: Bad company is alright, but the online isnt great.
Ive only played TF2 on the ps3, it wasnt all that I thought
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I thought it was good, but had no interest in replaying it afterwards....
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# cool stuff
are you going to do a spore one?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha ^_^

never played it
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Thomato York
not bindun?

(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# +E
No, I think you're safe.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# This is giving me the fear a little bit
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] :-S
Photobucket
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# For a very frightening moment there
I thought that was David Caruso.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# shittest ginger ever
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# only
a ginger can call another ginger , ginger
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Fuck off Ginger!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# gingers go home
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Actual ones or false ones?
Because I'll get into trouble.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I thought he was quite nice
until I saw Michael C Hall.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# It's not caruso's fault he's shit
Andy Sipowicz just made him look shit.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# \o/ Sipowicz > most things
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# ....
thought hope and sexed myself
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Slightly.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# TAXI FOR SANCELLE !
:D
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Ha!
That's rich coming from you!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# HaHa!
:D
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# May I also add,
TheRiddler is an unfunny cunt!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# haha marvellous
get a click from me !
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Bring out the BEEF !
:D
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Nudnib!
Sorry and all that.
:D
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# it's good but it's not the one.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# oh, now that is good.
i shall take my click back from mr. busted noob and give it to you.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# awww
it's miss :(
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)
# nick108 is a miss?
for that is the noob i was speaking of
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Thankee!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# besides
mine is early 80's got to be cheesy
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I quite like yours
It was quite rude of me not to say so up there ^, so I apologise.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Wow!
Have a click

*in fact have several!*
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Lunchtime!
Free Image Hosting
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Pfft!
Times are hard for Lassie!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I bet he's dribbled in it....
Very sweet though
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Haha :D
I wish my dog could do that.
Actually I wish she could do anything other than eat wood and shit on the sofa.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I like this very much
and so have shown my appreciation by giving you a click. :D
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# ace!
until you open the box and it's empty!!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# MMm... Pizza with a side of dog....
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha
Awesome!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# aaawwwwwww!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Skugosaurus
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Awesome!
Needs more Gabba!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma, YES!
this is the happiest marriage i've ever seen! it is positively brimming with win! turgid!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# yay
*clicks* nice job
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Yay!
Nice work!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Skugosaurus?
Oh, it says so at the top!
:D
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# WOOYAYHOUPLA!
THAT IS AMAZING!!! :D WOOO!!!!
*does a back flip* YEAH!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I made chicken goujons on Sunday *cough*
and I had some parmesan left over from the coating...



Free Image Hosting
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# CCC!
(Crudely chickened cock)
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Tastes like chicken
I had some chicken yesterday. Ovenbaked in garlic and herb sauce. Mmmmm.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)
# mmmm... nice! I had venison sausages and garlic mash potato.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I had homemade burger and chips.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# More like a gun
firing white bullets. No, wait....
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] What?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# wtf???
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Heh heh, this I like :)
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Tomato Thom aubergine Yorke's potato looking turnip good.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# ^ arf!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Does he also play the tuber?
Have a not-worth-own-thread pic.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# wtf? that is so insane, is absolute genius!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# yorke's organic potato farm
now THAT'S good advertising!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I don't quite know what to make of this thing
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Chips?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# DADDY!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# NICOLE!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# yes?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Karma Police..arrest this man he says "HEY YOU GUYS" too much
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] thom yorke
Radio head pun done by someone else
[mod edit: please post your own work]
Click for bigger (84KB)
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# *unclicks*
not yours. read the faq or fuck off to fuck.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I am putting my posted praise on pause until the validity of your ownership of this work is establised.
that is fecking brilliant!
awesome sketchage skills, sir!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# the date
is confusing me a bit
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# and the tag/username...
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# the link Tribs dug up is confusing me more.....
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# well
looking at thom yorke porn will do that
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# this is fantastic!
Nice one
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# nice.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Oh, that deserves a click
and a biscuit.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Superb!
:)
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Nick108 - best of all the noobs.
The above comment is only applicable on the premise that Nick108 is indeed the best of all the noobs, or just like the rest.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# that is most impressive
is anyone else getting a bit of a hellboy vibe from his tuner knobs?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# No
You can have a click.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I'm confused
Are you the original artist?
If so, you did this a long time ago...
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# OH fucking hell
I was so excited at the noob calible for a second.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# ok, now I'm a bit concerned...
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# ooooh good detective work there mr tribs
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# bugger.
i should have remembered, if something looks too good to be true, it probably is.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# MINDPISS!
Well done Tribs!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# well done
I tried a google image search, but found nothing.

I am now more suspicious.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Try "Radiohead caricature"
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# ooooh
first hit... not a good sign for mr noob
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Oh noes
I'm full of dispair at the betrayal now.

I thought it was too good to be true.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Argh!
Now I feel stupid...
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Now I don't want to appear sceptical, but...
...this sketch is dated June '05.
Are you Preston, nick108?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# don't annoy him!
he does judo, you know.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# *fears*
;)
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Come back with something original that you have made
and we'll all love you!!
For now ........READ THE FAQ & FUCK OFF!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)
# where do bees go when they've had an accident? waspital
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Cheers you Ginger whatnot!
Edit: Has my computer spazzed or are you on a LHC wind up?

Edit Edit: My computer had spazzed. All is normal again :D
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Oh shit, already!
Yay!

Edit: I want a bacon wallet!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# i've already got one
bacon wallet, spam purse, call it what you like ;)
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I dont care for the contents of your fridge smash
:D
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# You would if it were BOOZE.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# fridge?
no fridge, sloggis!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I bet you don't say that in front of the missus
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# i haven't got a missus
i'll have to snag myself a mister with my patented rohypnol/viagra technique.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# haha aah the classics
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# nnnnnggh
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# nice.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# cool!
!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
#
fuck off
woo!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# eeeeep!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# well it's better than looking at thom yorke all fucking week...cheers
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# yes, Cliff came out without coming out
nobbing a vicar too, gotta laugh haven't you
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Yay!
(Oh, and was "Rob in Goatse" aimed at you?)

:)
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Yay!
Newsletter virginity brokeded!
:D
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Now are you sure that's the man?


Yes, that's him! I'd recognise the Slack-eyed Git anywhere!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# show me on the doll where he touched you
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# haha hardy har
your mind thinks in detail
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# my mind thinks in dirty, dirty sex puns
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# you know you love it
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Ergh love.
I hate love.

I've just been hurt too many times.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# it's not the love that hurts
it's the surprise bumsex.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice one!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] *Insert complaint about compo here*

CFB
In other news; I hate packing.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I hope this wins :D
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Office lollage
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I actually laughed out loud also.
But I am not in an office :(
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Hark at her
on daddy's yacht, presumably?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Pfft!
Nah, no yacht.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Ferry?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Maybe he's just a jealous guy...
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Pfft!
It's (Virginia)Plain to see, I just worked hard for a few years.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# :D
RIGHT. I'm off to a short meeting, perhaps my gaz box will have some form of stuff in it on my return.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# you made enough in a few years to take shedloads of time off??
what the hell were you working as, a lesser-spotted mattressback?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# 3 and a half yearsish
to take a couple of years off.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# half on, half off
still doesn't answer my question. were you a prozzie? ;)
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# GET A JOB
I don't pay taxes in another country for you to lie about on your arse all day.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# It's ok
I don't take any money either!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# ....you're a geranium, aren't you?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I AM NOT A GERMAN!
Oh, Geranium? Yes....
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I am not a German either.
Much to my chagrin.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# But if you were a Germans,
you wouldnt be a jews!

And then you wouldn't have an Uncle Ephraim!

You see why being a Germans is bad?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I would be a Jews
where do you think my jewosity came here from? Charmany, that's where.

Right, bye...
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# a lot of the jews killed during the war were German, you dolt.
and a majority of the jews in america are descended from Germans who fled persecution.

Stay on the couch, son.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# but they're so clean and meticulous!
also, they live on beer and sausages, which can only be good. they also introduced my dad to the concept of salad cream on chips, for which i shall forever be grateful.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# All I ever seem to eat when I'm in Germany
is falafel and mushroom pasta. I don't know how I manage it, and it doesn't matter where in Germany I go.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# i've never actually been to germany
dad worked near the black forest for a year, he said it was lovely.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# It's a lovely place, overall
Germany and Holland are my two favourite countries.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# i may go to germany in a few years
amsterdam is next on the list!!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# :D let me know if you're going
and I'll see if I am too. We can terrorise them.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# ROAD TRIP!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I suggest
Jena.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# it looks nice
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# It is
It's lovely. You can both kip on my floor as well.

When I say that, I mean provide me with a lesbian spectacular, and I'll join in at some point.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# well
i am fond of german sausage...
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I was born there.
My parents are Scousers and I grew up in the West Country.

I'm sure this means I'm due a substantial compensation package of some description.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# still...
RAGE
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Anger
Pain
Fear
Agression
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# You confuse Rage with jealouses ;)
Do not fear though, I am going back to work soon....
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Haha, but bindun by friz I think
:)
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# heheh
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Ha ha brilliant.
Packing is FTL, poor thing. As is unpacking.
*is surrounded by effing boxes*
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# surrounded by effing boxes???
and you're not sitting in one?

where is the fun in that, I ask you?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I'm actually lying, my boxes are at home, filled with tat. I am at work :(
However a new company have moved in here and brought some MASSIVE boxes with them. I met them after they discovered me sitting in one whilst having a fag yesterday. I are smooth.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha superb
I would love to sit in a box and have a fag. I'm jealous.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# MAKE A FORT!!!!
Do it, you know you want to!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ^this
epiphany, when I am next in britain, I challenge you to a medieval war.

I'll have my fort, you'll have yours, and we shall prepare armour from carboard and tinfoil. Acceptable weapons are cardboard tubes and paper-rocks.

No knives.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Haha!
Yes!
But I would first need to get some boxes, and foil.

Shotgun the high ground!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# ok
but the low ground has water.

*builds moat*

AHAHAHAHA! DROWN YOU SOGGY-ARMOURED VAGABOND!!!

(also, I think you might need a new carpet/floor. My moat appears to have fucked it up.)
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Yes but when it rains
You flood. Im still nice and safe on the moral high ground
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# hah! flood indeed
My irrigation system precludes any flooding, I think you'll find. I have the best serfs in all the land.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Oh its on!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Calm down.
*presents giant llama made from cardboard as a gift*
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Its a trap!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# my god, the likeness is uncanny!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# bald women are hot
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *clickety click*
Micro chips
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha
I've just seen the filename.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# HaHaHa!
I like this!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun shirley?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Oh I see,
well that is just a million times better!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# what? thread deletion?
yep.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# no. just no.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# are you infering that thom yorke is a homosexual?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# hmmmmm
yep ;-)
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] chirp
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Hahahhhahh
Winnar!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Pfft!
I hate you and your skills!

:D Woo!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha
I think... I ... get... this...
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# forrest whitaker has just ordered 3 pairs
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Needs more ThomThom :D
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# pure win
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# hahaha!!
office LOLlage!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# This
is ace.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# hahahahahaha ace
but the small eye would be on the other side of the binoculars
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# kamikazi CDC attack!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)
# This made me chuckle,
Primarily....
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)
# hehehe
combine this with Happy Toast's swinging chap FTW!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha
compo it!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# hahahah, ^this
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha COCKTIME
TJ: Some bloke claiming to be HappyToast just gave me a reach around. Marvelous.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# LOL!
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# *snort*
cock friday?
(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds