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# Don't piss off the Swiss.
(Astatine, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# BZORTCH!
That is a superb sound effect
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)
# ^indeed
i may have to steal it
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:33, archived)
# HA HA yes
Very very good.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:23, archived)
# fuckin awesome
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:31, archived)
# BZORTCH..
WHOOPS i JUST WET MYSELF.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Woo!
Quite a trip to awesometown there.
(Shnuggel, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] They've been found!


With Credit Here:
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Arf!
They they went!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# this to you sir
www.b3ta.com/board/8737222
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:32, archived)
# That hypnotised me for a bit.
*afeared*
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:20, archived)
# has anyone made TEH FEAR in Spore yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:28, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] never did like going swimming with him...
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Yay!
Wee!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Better than mine
:}
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Spang!
Free Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:16, archived)
# pfffttt.....
spackers ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# FATALITY
Is Hawking's special move to summon a black hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Haha what
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Davros to win in the final
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# HAHHAHAHA!
Finish Him!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I'll just stick this in and try and stop the wagon...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# No Glitter, no Yorke, all the woo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# What film?
Yesterday:


Today:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)
# heh!
that dun made I smile.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Boo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# *delayed reaction*

noon freebs! how's things? I'm getting a new dining table and a trolley jack this evening. Life doesn't get much more exciting than that.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# pfft :D
but shouldn't there be a frame above this, with the proper poster saying "CASINO ROYALE"

then this below accompanied by "CASINO ROYLE"

It is apparently a requirement these days.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# hahahah...
sorry for the TJ but anyone see this?: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7612152.stm
I'm getting quite angry at this. Creationism is NOT a science, but a belief FFS
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# what if you believe it's a science?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)
# you're quite right though
teaching children something as blatantly wrong as creationism because it's an alternative is intentionally making them stupider.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# absent-mindedly producing shame on the national trust
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I'm trying to understand what you mean
... but I haven't eaten anything yet today -- not a single thing... and I've had a double macciatto - I feel like I'm having a heart attack!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# it would still be just a belief.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I'd be happy to accept children being taught
'some idiots think the entire Universe was created in 6 days... pity them and try to understand them if you can... '
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# that would do! TBH it should remain in religious studies (if the school has RE lessons), and if not, not taught at all.
otherwise, science teachers should tell kids "for homework tonight, go home and read Frank Herbert's Dune".

It's probably more interesting and contains 23.8% more fact.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I'm trying to convince RE teachers to teach quantum mechanics.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)
# this^
this this this until my throat is sore... if Science lessons should be made to include the vanishingly unlikely possibility that the universe was created AS IT IS NOW in 6 days, then RE lessons should include reference to the large groups of people who are happy to have no faith!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)
# hahhahaha!
"But sir, why is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.933195?"
"Because, Timmy, God made it that way and you mustn't question his glory, so shut the fuck up"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:23, archived)
# 'but sir
how can something be a wave and a particle at the same time?'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:24, archived)
# I suppose God moves in mysterious ways is the same as spooky action at a distance?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Bohmian Mechanics for the win.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)
# you're right of course
although there is the risk which goes hand in hand with science which is that it's a bunch of stuff which seems to back each other up and make sense... until it's proved wrong - I personally think it would be hard to make a rational argument against evolution (ever) but - still - a well founded and rational belief is still a belief and Scientists have been wrong in the past.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I can see that side of it, yes, science can be wrong (and surprisingly often)
But it is based in fact and reason - theories are updated when new fact is happened upon, religion isn't, it just makes excuses...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Some religions do occasionally update their views.
For example, the Catholic church admitted its mistake about the Earth being at the centre of the solar system, and admitted that evolution is probably correct.
It just takes a shit lot of evidence for them to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Most Christians don't believe in it anyway, for goodness' sake.
If a handful of fundamentalists is all it takes to change things like this, I demand we start calling for them to teach skinning up in art class.

Creationism, in my mind, should be kept for religious education lessons, which I still see as important.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Ah, that counted as extra-curricular studies at college.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# For fuck sake!
Science beats religion hands down. You can't teach religion in a fucking science lesson. Leave it to the bible bashers in Sunday school.

Next the kids will be taught extremuslimfundamentalism "because it's another view to be explored".

"Banging on about evolution" what a prick!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I believe all religions should be taught equally
and presented truthfully as a belief system. At least then kids would have all the facts without all this secret bias and childish, ill-informed arguing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:20, archived)
# "once people believed that old unmarried women/spinsters must be witches
...some people still believe in witches. Here are the facts that led to those beliefs, here is what we've learned since"

Draw your own conclusions.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)
# You speak so much bloody sense it makes my eyes water.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:23, archived)
# :) I try
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)
# sensible
but utopian :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Is 'utopian' really a criticism?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:28, archived)
# ok
'naive' then.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Hahah, that's also fair comment in theory
...but in this particular case it was the former not the latter, you don't know me but you'll just have to take my word for it that I'm far from naive :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Isn't Naive a town in Brittany?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:34, archived)
# HEY! she's been doing her kegels again recently
That's unfair
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Exactly.
But you hope your next gas bill will be reasonable, you dream about winning the lottery!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:31, archived)
# yes...
but people with influence are rarely even-handed. Everyone has their preconceptions, biases and opinions and people with power tend to push their own beliefs.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Religion should not be taught in schools.
Religion is about finding yourself, and discovering your own path.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Of course other people's beliefs should be explained in schools.
Not to try and force students into them, but to show them the facts about how others live their lives.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I think religion should be taught in schools
as for most kids it's the one informed insight into other religions that they get. To deprive them of that education is pretty much (in my opinion) like giving them a BNP membership at birth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:27, archived)
# That's not strictly true.
I would say racists inherit their attitudes from their parents and other influential people in their lives. If the parents are racist it's more likely the kids are going to be racist anyway regardless of whether they're taught about other religions in schools.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:31, archived)
# That is then assuming that children do not have the capacity to learn and form their own opinions of the world
If they know nothing else than their racist home teachings, then they are lost.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Let's put it another way
Religious education isn't a recruiting ground, it seeks to explain other religions to children in an easily digested format (well, mine was) - why are you so against it? Don't you want children to be informed?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8737549
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Where else would you be in a setting to learn?
It's not just about finding yourself, it's about understanding a massive influence in our world.

Also- you can only choose from the options you know you have.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Ok, I appreciate that.
I was going off on the tangent that science teachers are going to be saying "well kids that's evolution...another opinion is that a god may have made all of this stuff." Which is bollocks.

I'm not really against making kids aware of other faiths and beliefs.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I'm actually an athiest
and I consider organised religion to be responsible for a great many evils in our history, and it's far from over.

I just want people to actually be informed, and stop hating what they don't understand, and maybe actually let people make up their mind what they believe without really knowing what they're choosing.
I'm against indoctrination and I don't think a true god (God) would actually object to his people knowing all the facts.

That said, I'm bowing out, this discussion is not one with a conclusion we can all agree on ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)
# No that's fine, I think we're pretty much on the same page
It was just "I believe all religions should be taught equally and presented truthfully as a belief system" that threw me, I thought you meant that religions should be taught as opposed to kids being taught about them.

Too deep for a Friday afternoon :)
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)
# No need to start insulting people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)
# poobrain
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:27, archived)
# dickears.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:28, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Thom York mask?
Just cut eye holes


Click for bigger (208KB)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Fuck that's big!
Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:16, archived)
# done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha oh you fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Hahaha
*smiles*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I can't stop seeing it as Jamie Theakston though
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Hmm
Yeah, I see what you mean!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)
# BRILLIANT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Haven't you already done this?
I'm sure I've seen this in Nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Soz Barb
My tether is at its end and I am all out of hummus. Please forgive me ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I thought you'd fallen mad for a minute there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I thought this too
Must just be coincidence.
I hope....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)
# So I'm on. Where's the fookin band?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Blimey, that took me FAR too long O_o
(Prof KM, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Blimey, hello you!

I know HappyToast
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# so do i
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I don't
at least - not physically
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I do
he's spikey
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)
# that doesn't come across well
in the surveillance footage I have of him
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# that's probably due to the bush which is in the way
and the fact that he won't keep still
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# if only there were some way to break his legs....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# and burn down the shubbery
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# THE CURRENT STATE OF TECHNOLOGY OFFERS NO SOLUTIONS TO THIS PROBLEM
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# oh wait
why didn't I think of matches?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# that's it Prof UnderCover
you're out of the Brain Trust - you've let us down for the last time
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I wish I did!
He's smashing him!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
# ^agrees
I have friended him tho', hopefully he'll zombiefy me if i'm nice to him
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Good luck with that
Last I heard there were about 4 spaces left for his next book, and about 30 requests!...and that was ages ago.

Plus he's famous now, don'tcha know.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# October 4th
Derby

:p
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# SSSSPPPPPAAAANNNNNGGGGG!!!!
blimey, the ol' spanging pan is getting a lot of use today!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# DOLLAR $
NOT DOLLAR S
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# nicely shopped.
but I feel as if this kind of post is dumbing b3ta down.


pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# haha..


jumps aboard..hope it no bindun
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# hahahaha
I nearly choked on sausgae roll!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I lolled at your sausgae
I bet you edited it now! :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Haha
This is one o me faves
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# CELEBRITY NAME
*CELEBRITY*
PUN ON CELEBRITY NAME
*VISUAL PUN*
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Wesley Snipes Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# yes
the formula is

Cn + C + P(Cn) + VP(Cn) = S

Where:
Cn = Celebrity Name
C = Celebrity
P = Pun
V = Visual
S = Something to post on /board.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# This formula should be known as dbroon's Theorem of General B3taness
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I think it's already been named
dbroon's Theorem of Excessive Whining When He Should Probably Just Fucking Relax
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Cesium + carbon + leadcesite + VanadiumleadCesite = Sulpur
?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# You take your filthy chemistry elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# this isn't chemistry
put your pipette away.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
# But it just went off in my hand...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# and
I'm sorry to get all pedantic on your ass...

P = phosphorous

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)
# to be fair, I made up most of it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# yes
but Pb, young man, Pb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Pb is lead I know,
:D

I couldnt be bothered to think of anything else
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# flashy + burnt toast + heavyflashy + shinyheavyflashy = smelly.
Well good at sciencings, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# throw a load of shit together and it stinks
is fact
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Hahaha
this is the first one of these I've actually lol'd at.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)
# *jumps on*


*jumps off again*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# pffffffffft
Im tempted to do a thom yorke thom yorke, one as in New york New york.
But I cant really be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# would
edit: is that Roy Castle's head?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# It's a random bald head from google
I thought it may have been michael stipe's.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
# looks veiny enough to be, yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Phwoar. I love the veiny ones!


...well, Micheal Stipe's.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I think talking to happytoast has sent you into a bit of a tizzy this afternoon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:23, archived)
# nicely shopped squire
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# nicely shopped.
but I feel as if this kind of post is dumbing b3ta down.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# is that even possible?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# just kidding
it's certainly reaching bandwagon status, though yours is good.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# dumbing down
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Pfffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# you know when you put a link to a board post
how do you find the URL???
*TYPING AND EATING MACAROONS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# put your mouse over the little page icon
and if you're using firefox you can right-click and do "Copy link location"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# thankyou muchly
:)
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
# SSSSPPPPPAAAANNNNNGGGGG!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# crani-yum
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] o hai thar poplar thom
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# There was a nice one in there
Just for a second.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# there are 22 done using the same source, and most are nicely done
b3tards is down, otherwise there would perhaps be more.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I didn't say 'nicely done' I said 'nice one'
they're all nicely done as far as I can see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# It's strange...
mine was on B3tards but I can't seem to get into it.
:s
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# hahah, I'm guilty of using tha source... :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I used that source too
but less obviously.

It's the only half-decent source out there, to be fair ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I know
I just thought it would be make a moderately cool gif to try and line them up. Not complaining about source usage.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I like what you've done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)
# pfffft
this will haunt my dreams for weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Hahaha
Well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
:D

Edit: Here's another!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Arrrgghhh!
His eyes are on the loose!

*fears* *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# That'd make an ace mask if it were bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I think I can do bigger
...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# yikes!
I recognise the chin though, isn't that on your one with the radio in his head?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Yeah
I was gonna do something else with it but couldn't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# haha ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# HIS FACE
HIS FACE HIS FACE HIS FACE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Faster, you fools!
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# *click*
purely for bizareness!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# yipes!
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# one of them is mine
THIEF!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I like
one of the frames.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# hahahah
*edit - how many body parts is that body made of? :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# FRICKIN HUNDREDS
It's Frankengollumyorkestein
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# you should have just stuck his head on my gif file ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# well
I considered it, but wanted to make him more gollum-like and I can't edit gif files any more
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Ah, Frankenstein
The original German bodybuilder.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I have a comedy beard today.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# How is it comedic?
There is a chap in a film that looks a bit like you, and thus your head, or half of a head that reminds me of yours keeps appearing on my television.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# HA HA HA
ha ha ha

inspired :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Wow!
That's ace!!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I've joined
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Yay!
Thank you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# hahhahahha, absolutely amazing stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Thats bloody ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# very nicely done!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Haha, splendid!
'ning everyone
(Prof KM, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# hahaha!
waaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
/gurgles like Tarzan

This is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
# *releases something sporey*

is bigulated here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Oh good lord
this is bloody woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# God - I'd give up were I you
you clearly have no talent or originality...

very poor effort
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# *eximplodes with shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# yes
well - don't besmirch my eyes with this sort of naffness ever again! I will hope not to see more and more of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I have just burned my sketchbook
and am in the process of snipping off my fingers:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# wait!
I was being ironic -- I LOVE IT ALL SO MUCH

oh god what have I done...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Don'''t paanic!
I'veve stiull got threee fniunggrges lefgt - nott apruolbbem :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Hahah! thank your chosen deity!

...now get drawing, you've had your break
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# *complies*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:24, archived)
# You're such a shit
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# *hugs better*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)
# hell yes....
*clickety click*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Oooh Tea time!!
Two sugars please!

Awesome.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# haha :D
coming up!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# :D]
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I love that.
There isn't one in Wallpaper-o-vision is there?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I was thinking this
Or a collab of loads of his work.
That would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# not at the mo
I 'll have a looky for the pic and see if it is a possibubility
*edit - found it, what dimensions do you require?
*ededit - www.sporetemple.com/sporepaper/imalittleteapotwallpaper1.png 1920x1200
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# You win a prize!
The prize is my eyes!
Looking at this wallpaper!
On my desktop!
For some undefined number of days!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# :D... or possibly minutes
due to whatever that background colour is!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)
# SUPERB STUFF Mr
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# very nice
indeed *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# that is so damn brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Eclectic music tastes, me :)
click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# That Canadian shoved the wrong one off the stage
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# hahahah, did you see Liam running away
then once the bouncers had the bloke in a headlock he raised his fist and pretended to take a swipe.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Yep I did
I saw him 'Giving it the monkey stance' when he saw he was safe.

Utter, utter, thick as pigshit gobshite.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# *loves*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# mmmm put that away safe until 4th October, my lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Prof's band are playing now
I'm so excited!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I'm really going to try and come
it's just the money.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# ^ what the lully said!
(Prof KM, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# You two are so cute
if I make it you will both be getting lots and lots of cuddles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I went to reply and clicked "I like this!" instead.
It's still valid :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Hehe yaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
# (c) Mark and Lard 1998
but good shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I had no idea about that!
Ah well, I don't care, I like it.

The text took bloody longer than the facial, so to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Mark & Lard beat you to it
(8E74 Contains highly ironic acid, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I didn't realise they posted on the board....
FFS

EDIT: Or that hotlinking other people's images to make me look like a git was acceptable these days...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Thom Ork?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# :-(
You killed my sexy Lurtz by giving him spackface.

Niiiiiiiice shoppage though!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Thank you
I knoow it is the Ork who should be insulted
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I like this!
Have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# butterfingers barber
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/53052/1221229497/605funnyhaircut.jpg

modedit: /board is for images you've created yourself
(I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# How long did that stay on your head?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)
# why on earth did you get your hair cut like that?
edit: I now believe this is not your picture. FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)
# i never said it was
agro cunt
(I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:51, archived)
# *EDITED*
I shave little pictures and mini-mohicans into the missus' hair when I cut it, there's one one I don't need to try

Edit: Naughty. And not the good kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Dude...
Shit haircut.

Google it, dawgs.

images.google.com/images?q=shit+haircut&hl=en&sourceid=mozilla-search&num=20&start=0&start=0
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# its almost a swastika
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# My thoughts exactly!
moo
(cvk is 90% sugar free, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# does your barber work from your kitchen?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# OH EM GEE
Aren't you HappyToast?! Sex me up!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# When being chatted up by a HappyToats, always ask for proof of ID
as well as checking for the makers mark located behind the left ear and the novelty tattoo on the inner thigh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Phwoar
*rubs thighs*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# this might help


I intend to sell them ONLY to people who can prove that they are you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# *Shows penis*
Slips Prof a fiver
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Hahah! I want one

Edit: Hey HT, can I claim I know you at least? I reckon I'd be in there with Professor Kenny Martin if he thought I knew you
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# go on then, seeing as you asked so nice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# WOO HOO!
I totally know Happy Toast
*struts off to find boyfriend*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
#
I know of you. I also once photoshopped a picture of you, do you think that would work as a chat-up line?
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Well...
I'm moist
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Don't tease
I'm still daydreaming of the time I saw you jiggling behind a whiteboard.

Oh, by the way... I once 'shopped HappyToast.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# you've got a Lionel Blaire cut too?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Now all you need is a tattoo of Thom Yorke covered in poo on your back!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# " she rubs the Sunlight soap around by Claddagh
... just to watch the suds flow down by GALYWAAAAAY BAAAAAAAAAY..."

/Dubliners
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I bloody luv the Dubbliners
or is it the Chieftains...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I can't help you there
I'm an old cnut.
:s
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# yeah - it's proper old cunt music
"someday I think that I'll go back to Ireland, if my dear old wife would only pass away, she almost has my heart broke with her nagging, she's got a mouth as big as Galway Bay..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I think I've heard of them
But that's about it.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# This is not your head.
I have seen this before, many moons ago.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Oh dear
Fucking tuesday week....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# oh FFS, not another pic thief?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# wtf?
Wind your necks in, I didn't click 'I made this' because I didn't make it, you bunch of peens.
(I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Here Mr Mod!!
This needs modding too!!

b3ta.com/board/8736924
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I say we take off and mod the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Moddery mods.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# alright, i didn't realise i had to have created stuff here myslef
fucking sue me
(I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Mwah
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)
#
−1
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)
# That's 2 mans
they can't do kisses
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# oscar wilde
liked bums. As did Larry Grayson and liberace.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# You edited that you big gay
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# :-)
it's true
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I've read all about this
Don't worry, God hates them
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Ok thanks Jessie.
I was starting to wonder if perhaps it was just my own narrow prejudice. I feel much better knowing that a really cool invisible man who lives in the sky feels the same way too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# racist.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Dude
That's a bit wrong, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I'll say
They tried to kiss and instead got trapped in some sort of feature warping loop!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Doncha just hate it
when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)
# The band in heaven
plays my favourite song
play it once again
play it all night long
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# oh nice
the bloke in the left looks a bit like me with more hair.

i would. obviously.
(cvk is 90% sugar free, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# manly, yes, but i like it too!
bugger, my workies are demanding tea. later all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# men kissing men is fine...
I don't like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# More women for the rest of us
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# That's ghey!
Eww!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Who's the lady?
Is it Teri Hatcher?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Lady Thatcher
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Quickly catch 'er
and smack 'er inthe face with this meat tenderiser
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# YOU ARE SO KINKY!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# For some reason I imagined you saying that in a really camp russian voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# that's my normal voice
(semi posh well spoken) North Eastener + Lancashire parents + living in Scotland == camp Russian accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# way hellAGH DAR DAHLEENK
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Dahleenk joo looks faboolus
jyor haaaaahh, jyor cloves... faboolus seemplee faboolus!

*double kiss and a slap on the ass*

I've always assumed I'd be good at being gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# You're amazing at it.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I know
I scare myself sometimes... with my amazingness, although not always within the sphere of being gay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Although that's a massive part of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Teri Hatcher
Lady Thatcher... you've got to have a system!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Harry Hill should do more standup
someone tell him


ALSO - I saw Rich Fulcher yesterday - just walking around.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Are you sure he wasn't
just walking around like a pack of cards in a hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# it's possible
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# can i has her number.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# 4
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# cheers
*dials* oh arse *hangs up*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Very nice indeed
I'd like to play with her........ cello!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# bought my lotto ticket,
thanks cap'n ;)
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# *Ejects from bunker*
*Calls the enemy to let them know you're loose*
*pisses on grave*

Ha
*steals ticket*
*wins*
*buys skellys mum a new macaroon tin*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)
# owwy,
*hurts* dont worry when i win I will buy you a teacosy and some jaffa cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# although....
new macaroon tin would be nice. : )
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Dead people don't type
or use macaroon tins.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# y





hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Is that your mum?
She's hawt!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Thom of Finland

(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# now that's manly!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# He must have tied his hair back.
I also keep seeing that advert for pineapple express and thinking it's him for a second. It's quite unnerving, my telly's quite big.

Edit: see? i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb52/The_Playlist/movies_music/pineapple-express.jpg Kind of.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# yup
I thought that as I clicked post this message
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# "hey, Bennett, let of some steam!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I just ahd to go look that up..erm so to speak!
I knew I knew it just couldn't think where from!
(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I really should wear more skin tight pants and knee high boots
... I might need to get my nipples enlarged too....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Nipples like Scania wheelnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# office LOL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Old joke roflolfolols
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# bindun
Repeatedly
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# How cheeky can one quadriplegic look?
There's not much mischief you can get up to in that state.


poor chap. RIP laddy.

I'm honestly not taking the piss out of him, all that much. I'm not all 'death lol' etc. He just does look ever so cheeky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# i know,
it's badly shopped ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# You're a bad man!
b3ta.com/board/8527175
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Talkin' of Walken
Someone's "Men Without Hats"'d

www.morecowbell.dj/listen?id=D8ru1k
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# The lying bastards...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# hahahaha
took me a sec
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# "Very Little Help"
Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# do you know who that is?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# It's Tommy Cannon, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)
# HA HAHAHA
d00d y00 r00l!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# hahahah, oh dear :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Took me way too long and a file name.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Mclaren caught testing some new performance features for the Italian GP

Biggerer www.human01d.com/mclaren2008.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I'm probably missing something obvious here
But I can't tell what you've done
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# central mirror by the look of it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Tis all red
like Ferrari.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# you're going to have to point out what's been added
for non F1 enthusiasts like myself
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# the driver is essentially
ballast

(I'm sorry - I don't see what you've done there)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# that's cos i'm good
it's hugely obvious if:
a, you know what colour ferrari are
b, you know what colour mclaren are
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# OH YEAH.
*SPANGS* duh.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*penny drops*

Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# ahhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# many thanks
love and kisses, the Corinthians
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# izzard!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# who the hell do you think you are
writing to the whole of Corinth?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# lewis hams helmet i think
.
(hamchicken&peas, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# paint it, red?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# that was an aweful cover, i much preferred the original
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# that's irony
subtle and silly

*click*










(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] ...


Click for bigger (83KB)
(hamchicken&peas, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
# he looks better like this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)
# aarrrrggghhhhh
*hides under desk*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)
# He should be in a cellar somewhere
possibly being repeatedly raped by an Austrian man
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# isnt that what happened to Leslie Ash?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)

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