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# I'll just slip this lil fella in here, then I'm orf...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Gorgeous.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# thanks... I washed my hair...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Did you paint this?
Where did you get a picture of Harry?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Isn't that treason?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Harry was a golden lab. He was the best ever.
I've got two chocolate ones now who are lovely and who I miss the most since going to uni but Harry was something else.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Something else?
A terrapin?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Yes.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Did they not melt in the summerHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Yes.
Thankyou for making light of my family tragedy.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# No problem, I'm good at that.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I'll be sure to inform you if my Mother ever gets AIDS
or if my Dad is made unemployed.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Wicked, it sucks being out of the loop for things like that.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I never really had dogs
I've lived with them, but they've never been mine or my family's.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# those were Greek sailors
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I'm sure that's funny, what I'm not sure of is how.
In other words: eh?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# now I'm just as confused as you
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Quick, get strangely angry about something else
and they'll never know.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# THERE'S A GOAT IN MY KITCHEN
CHEWING THE CUTLERY
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# THE BASTARD
FUCKING GOATS. COMING OVER HERE, TAKING ALL OUR SILVERWARE.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# he'll have a stomachache if he eats the silicon spatula
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# That's something you won't be doing again, eh?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# You steal dogs
aicmfp
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# dyelikedags?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Worst. Irish accent. Ever.
I love dogs, I had two but they died. One was my fault where as a child I failed to restrain her and whilst on a walk she ran off and bit a pregnant woman. Said pregnant woman then demanded we have our 'dangerous animal' put down.

The second was just dumb and was probably luck to have lived as long as they did.

No more dogs for me.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I've never been longer than two weeks in my life without owning a dog.
I've had every colour of lab but silver.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# mauve?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Called Phyllis, naturally.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Only if he's been rolling in the lavender.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# That was a kodak lab
aicmfp
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# awww labrador
lovely!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# cor
his nobes makes me want Maltesers
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I say I say I say!
My dog has no nobes...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# how does he do special sniffing?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Jamaica!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# damn your mindpiss!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# terrible!
oh hang on, that didn't quite work did it.

Jamaica!
dammit, neither did that.

*tumbleweeds*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# *sigh* :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Jesus...


woooo!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# *peers*
doesn't look much like yoda...

arf!
tis ace!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# did you
do a "ruff" sketch beforehand?

woo!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# See what you've done there?
Hahahaha :-)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I think you're barking up the wrong tree
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# and then collared it in
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# showworf!
wooity!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# excellent stuff!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Thanks Steve...
*hugs*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I'm half tempted to post a few of mine sometime... It's a very similar style
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Get them on...
I'd love to see them :-)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Sorry... could'nt resist


Click for bigger (199KB)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# cha fool
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# jah fool
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# jah wobble?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)
# All three of you are getting banned for racism.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# BAN EVERYONE!
AND EVERY THING!

...say the daily mail
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Banned.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Permabanned
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# BAN SICK BANNING WEBSITE NOW!
SAYS ANNE DIAMOND IN POORLY SHOPPED FEATURE
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I like that icon...
BAN IT!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# your so sensitive since your mum ran off with that black guy
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Double banned.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# shut up honky
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Triple banned.
You're fucked now.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# cracker white man cant keep me down!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Gronkpan is a mod, he is totally going to ban you.
He told me.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# yeah well goldenfanjita is a rocker
and he hates mods, mods make him puke... so hes gonna go down to brighton and beat gronkpan shitless - quadrophenia stylee
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# What if...
He's already been to the loo?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# then we'll kiss and make up
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Contraband
no wait...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Triple banned
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Oh, Jah wobble was going to join today as well
now he can't
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Probably arrested ?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# jah boggle?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# you cant play drum, you cant play bass
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I'm gon send I'm to outer speyace
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# the prophet riides again
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# You're banned too.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# says who?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Oh you're getting banned too if you keep up that racist attitude.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *AHEM*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Teeeeffs
Ya bumbaclart, ere me now wah bwoy ya dun know ya ere?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# raaaasclart
*kisses teeth*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Banned.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Double Banned
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# gastric band
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# David Milliband
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Yollum
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Ooooh it's the spooky darker twin of mine ;)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Do one with Dobby.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Dobby gollum or dobby yoda?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# triple combo
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# c-c-c-c-c-c ombo breaker!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Woo Barb!
and a generous amount of YAY ;-)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# rubbery
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha!!
my precious it is
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# you used to see this daily
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Looks very much like a chap I know who used to work in a Helium Balloon factory
his colleagues spoke very highly about him...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# *slaps*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# *spang*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# dear me
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# *smacks nose with rolled-up newspaper*
No! Bad Architect!
*wags forefinger*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# You're barred, mate. G'won, gerrout!
You've not done many pics for this challenge, have you?

I must say it's been one of the best compos in a long.long time and certainly the one I've entered the most, too. So I thank you for that, Sir. Thanks.

:)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I've got a pad of ideas sitting here, one of which I'm desparate to get done before tomorrow, as it is so obvious, and hasn't been done yet.
However, work is sitting here looking at me going 'I need doing' and I'm also dealing with man-flu

I will endeavour to get at least the one idea done though :)

/and thanks
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# ET on a penny-farthing's been done
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Thief!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Hehe, I know, but you're closer than you think
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Man-flu? I've been sick for the past ten days and still producing top-quality* work.
*shut up.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# He's still winning though :¬/
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# He's a brown-noser tbh but I better keep quiet or he might hear...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I think it's selfish to keep all his ideas to himself if he's not going to bother to shop them...
;)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# They'll only appear in NUTS by proxy...
/T-immobile blog ;)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha
*scarpers*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# i should get back to work now
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Regicide hahahaahhahaa
I'd love to call him Fat Reg to his stupid fat face.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# :)
very good

I've been listening to kind of blue by Miles Davis... THAT'S how cool I am
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# T_T oh dear
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# haha! Nice.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# knobberly
alien

cock


Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# A cunning reminder that the Londres bash is less than a week away.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Londres bash?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# London bash.
The cock looks like the Gherkin.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# what London bash??
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# YES I KNOW
although there is one for 09 already on there, and I was discussing it a few minutes ago.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# thank the lord
I thought I'd miss you and then where would we be?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Down the river without a captain, that's where.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# ^THIS^
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I think everyone else is going to Derby
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Oh shit.
Sorry, I'm going to London to meet JPG first, that's where I'm getting all tied up.

*cries*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Well just remember that when he gets round to untying you
you've got to catch a train to Derby :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)
# that is utterly strange.... outstanding!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# have my first ever face swap


no one famous... just some random clipart image

original

(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# jeeebus!
creepy as hell!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# She's got a face you could punch all night.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# you're such a charming bastard. Like Sinatra with a hammer.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
Sinatra was about as charming as gout according to the books I've read about him
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# poor Ol' Shut Eyes
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Well, not being a book, I've not met him
so I'm going with the Sinatra in my head, who is just like in the movies.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Oh, I'd much rather retain that image too
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I think of myself as like Johnny Depp if he was some sort of bastard.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# If he was, he would not be safe from my loins.
His niceness is the only thing keeping him safe.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I see.
In that case, I shall consider myself endangered.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Start running, panda boy.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# *Stands firm*
Pffft ... "firm" ...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)
# BANZAI
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# had her
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# face swaptastic!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Nicely done!
Also well done on removing the watermark... ;)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Is that Brangelina?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I didn't know Andie MacDowell had a tattoo
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Oohh
Nicely done Joe!! *clicks*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] But sir! the chances of successfully navigating....
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# niiiice
Source pic? I quite fancy another go at Dambusters.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# i've often wondered what your sig ACTUALLY means.
description? or Craigslist listing?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I like the idea of people wondering what it means
Its a description, made out of insults that my brother and I traded for a while.

Words I had to leave out were
'rapping shaq', 'retard bather', 'ponce' and 'Charlton Heston as Moses with a stick'

I also toyed with the idea of having 'from this day forward you are no longer my brother' or something similar.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Childhood insults?
Hahaha! I'd love to know how you came up with them:

"You paedo!"
"You're gay!"
"Well... erm... you're the King of France!"
*sobs* "Why would you say that?"
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# the insults were
'Handsome Pædophile'
and
'Gay Hitler'
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# nice, lully little story. think Rapping shaq is my personal fave.
BTW your flickr Goatse fest is truly a remarkable sight to behold.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
#
www.theforce.net/swtc/Pix/dvd/ep5/escape12.jpg

hence really rough edges due to shoddy erasing of stalrines ;)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# thanks
although looking at it, I'm not sure I want to anymore! :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I figured it was big enough to hide a multitude of sins once I resized it to board dimensions
...although on reflection, not quite...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Never tell me the odds!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# then don't filename ;)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# "Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3,720 to 1!"
"Really? Well I hope you've got some change, as I'm gonna need more credits...."
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# you are Seth MacFarlane
AICMFP
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] dance darth..also bindun??
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# unlikely
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Everything has been done.
Watch the Simpsons some time.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I made it better
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# This image deserves nothing but death.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# And taxes.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# death tax:
2 ribs
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# What have you learnt?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# NOTHING
I have learned NOTHING!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I put my hand into the roaring flame, I felt the pain as it started to burn
I've done the same thing over and over again, as if I never ever wanted to learn,
Moving through the world at obsession speed, leaving dust trails crossing the land,
I'm crying out in fury to the gods of fate "Come on and get me if you can"
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I must not fear.
Fear is the mind killer. etc etc
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Keanua Reeves sat on a tuffet eating his curds.
No Way!?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# The cakes.
/kind alfred
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# oh Fiver :(
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# It hurts my eyes Spango
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# win
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# BINDUN!
Only messing ;-)

Nice Vader leg-action!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# NSFW!
Woo!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Very nicely done.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I saw this 5 years ago!
Kidding, very good :)

You are the best of all the noobs.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Yeah sadly 6 times this week we've had Chalstoning Vaders:P
woo!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# pfft
*jazz hans*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# *SPANG-G-G-G-G-G-G-G*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# hahah! brill :D
#"Tonight I'm gonna party like it's a long time ago"#
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hahahahahi yes
er, I mean yes as in wahey, not yes bindun

top n00berage -carry on
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Ha!
Also i coloured a JJ
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I coloured a picture of a dragon once
It was with felt-tips. I only had blue and yellow. but then I went out of the lines by accident, and cried, eventually tearing it up and vowing never to colour anything in again.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Nicely nicely
added to hall of fame that is my profile :D
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Good n00b :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# 'gets down'
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# :)
also - bouncy thing?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I was trying to work it out
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# together Kay Dubs
we will be able to beat thins conundrum...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# That's no bouncy thing
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Nice!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Danglecrab
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# It looks like someones bollocks
during the WORST case of crabs ever!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Yup,
That's pretty much the inspiration for this :p
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# :)
Subject matter aside, tis a lubbly style you have there though.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I'm liking these
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# this is purdy :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# CRABSACK!
top stuff, sir!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# cor
that's ace
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# hello danglecrab!
you are rather woo :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Grotesque
yet beautiful
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Peskly litle comicses
10. Stark Revelations.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Doctor Cock.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Hypnotic Dr Cock!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# There is a lot of animated penis about these days.
I blame Toast.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# i blame the parents.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I blame foreigners.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# what's he ever done
other than some over emotive ballads? then again it could be something to do with your as cold as ice.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Nothing.
That's why I blame him. I'm hurt by his lack of production of further over-emotive, hammy, awful 80's cheese-fest ballads about fuck all, for morons.

THE BASTARD.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# could of been worse
he could of been mister mister.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# They piss all over the likes of Def Leppard and Mike & The Mechanics.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Toast's parents?
or Toast's parenting style?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# i wish parenting style came in different schools
I challenge your crying baby with my Dr Knightly rasing baby rightly fists and legs of the crouching tiger no more crying school.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# your Win Ding style is no match
for my five point nipple exploding nappy technique
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# That Phil, and his gyrations
When will he ever learn?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# THURSDAY!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I have learnt many an important lesson
on a THURSDAY!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# 'tis the day of ritual learning
where those who neglect to learn are put to death.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# haha
woo!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# This took far longer than it should


and is almost certainly a bindun
yet, I felt compelled to do it.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Needs more s syndrome
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# A triple pun whammy you say?
*Ponders...*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# *eggs on*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# You are very late for the compo
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Withnail and I robot was the best imo.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Kebabbies sig made me think of this.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
#

not a fail RG, just wanted to use this that I just made and I knew you'd take it better than most ;)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# would deleting a couple of frames before the "FAIL"
make the impact seem more abrupt?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# What's it smashing into?
and please don't say "a giant fail"
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# big rectangular stone thing.
I pressed esc for you.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Wher would we be without you for the technical terms:P
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Cheers.
Escape is far to far away from my hands fins. It's like, right at the top of my keyboard. God knows why they put it so far away.

*wants to see the source*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# A "wall" I think it's called...
;)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# That's OK
I haz a fail on my birth certificate:D

EDIT: That's fabby but I'd like to see the F fall over:D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# It's funny cos it's true
When they panic, we're fucked
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Well if they don't have their towel what do you expect?
They're not hoopy froods like us lot!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# i think
that this book would be marginally outsold by the encylopaedia galactica
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Quickly shopped thermal detonator
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# cor!!!!
Do you have a saucy bounty hunter Leia to go with that?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# that's no...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# that is a brilliant bit of 'shopping!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# awesome! :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Now with uncut abdomen scene restored
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# :D I am loving that erasing there.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# that was touching up my shoddy cloning
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Pfft!
you touch up your clone? Eeeewww!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# It'd have made that Star Bores movie interesting, at least.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Shut you faceplam!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# You liked attack of the clones?
Controversial.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Better than Phantom Menace, with the exception of Darth Maul.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I saw the entire phanton menace
and then bits of the next two. Not very good. To be fair, I consider the whole thing including the 3 originals to be highly overrated but yes, the new ones appeared to me to be utter toss.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# for me episode's 1,2 & 3 went accordingly
pants, better, good.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# that pretty much sums the 'prequels'
But the opening follow-shot in Revenge of My Pants (or whatever the hell it was called) was pretty darned impressive.

Well, I thought it was.

*goes to sit in corner*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I'll join you in that corner
considering that I think....no, I KNOW that the worst episodes of Star Trek Voyager are 1000% better than any of the original Star Wars movies.

*faces geek hordes* yeah, you heard.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# You're brave, I'll give you that.
Oh, and this cheese salad sandwich, as well.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Ooooh, nom nom
I don't care, what are they going to do, pelt me with their inhalers?

:D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# *LOL*
superb!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# :D I do love a good stereotype on occasion.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# star trek is just as shit, dear.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# bollocks, darling.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# This
I dint even bother going to see the last new one.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I'd agree with this...
apart from the kissy stuff

Fell asleep watching the last one
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# fell asleep during phantom menace
got bored of attack of the clones, and went to do something else, not fussed if there are any more.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# A fine point ma'am
and deftly delivered as per.

;-)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# :D thank you kindly, sire.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# this
:)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# They cut out the lesbian scenes
Because the audience found them a turn-off ...

Boy is my finger not on the pulse of America!

Incisor Dinkly: great textage!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)
# :D
Good stuff!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# MAN-dibles?
Are you implying he's gay?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# He's looking a bit 'antsy'
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# That was waspish!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Oh BEE-have
.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Honeybee quiet
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# un-bee-lievable!

Edit: Gah!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# .
mind the piss, please...

:-)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# you may have justinspired me to do somethign..
but i might not do it.

mooowahahaha.

SUSPENCE!

nice piccy :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# SUSPENCE?!
STOP FANNYING ABOUT!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
# why am i looking at a photo of your water tank?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)
# rofl
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)
# i pfft-ed... but i'm not sure why
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I'm going to hell for laughing at this
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Get the kettle on then
i'll see you in a bit
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# ...and there's so many GOOD reasons to go, too.
Psst! Good morning, Mrs Trelly! Remember me?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# HEFF!
*hugs*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Ha!
euros, surely - not guilders?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# psssttt...
they've gone back to WW2
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Ah, the old time-travel gambit!
*slaps self on head for not getting that*

;-)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# hahah!!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# why not just post the joke?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Res.
Well - res and the fact that I like getting people to do my bidding.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)
# it's funny because you and he don't see eye-to-eye.
LOL
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# A member of the great unwashed!!!
bad captn.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Pfft
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Kerpow!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
#
Needs more Wooo
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# now make one with Duran Duran
and not Wham.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Awesome!
*clicks*

Do you have wallpaper sized to match my Dr. Dunno one?

Re-re-linked 'cos it's just so bloomin' marvellous!

EDIT in fact you've used the exact same WHAAM that he did! O Hai popular Liechtenstein :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Sorry sir!
I only had a ickle one, yours is rather good though. Sorry I did anoder one :-)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# 'twasn't mine
waaaay too good to be mine...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# this is tres gut
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# "Wake me up before you go-go..."
Woo!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
# A new brand of ninja-euro-pop
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Mmmm norks
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Mmmm
Ninjanorks
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# hard nips
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Get your nippon
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Is this for the toilets at Sheng-Long's?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# hhhmm....
I wouldn't put it past Capcom
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# it's political correctness gone pixelly
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Dunno
I mean Capcom can't be that politically correct if they made a character who's a guy who dresses up like a woman, or a woman who's a guy...

Damnit, what's Poison again?

My point proven.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# a hot mouthed woman
who wears black lace when it's warm.

*sings*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Sure
I thought Poison was a babe with a little "dude".

Scary thought...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Never mind, manga's shit* and Alice Cooper's win.
*mostly. What are we talking about?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)
# before the edit, there were never truer words written on these boards.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# There's some that's alright.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)
# nu-uh
Edit: In my opinion, that's a bit like saying that some things in Mcdonald's taste good. Ok, they might, but it's still shit.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Now now, you
you haven't read all of it. I remember reading one online about girls who did some sort of dieting and then had to dig their poo out and it killed them. There was one where someone's sister had to eat it out of her because she had to limbs.

That wasn't bad, it was quite harrowing.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)
# and that was manga?
sounds like a real treat...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)
# It was, as far as I could tell.
Very interesting, it was. Lots of crying.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# but that's just storyline, and I concede that it sounds sexy and fun
but the art is shite and assembly-line-esque.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# There is that
but it actually had facial expressions, which was quite good.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)
# manga 2.0?
whatever next? original artwork?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I think they redrew the bodies in each panel too
instead of just having interchangeable faces.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Didn't see pre-edit
But this^ anyway
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)
# there was no asterisk previously
cheers for your assumption of correctness.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I heard she had a cruel device
and her blood is like ice.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# You should hear what she screams when you hurt her.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I thought she had herpes
but it turns out her lips are just venomous poison.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# *gets gangbang mask*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# *climbs chain link fence*
wooo!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Think I'll nip along to Manchester.


There is a students' union that needs my services :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Haha
Yes!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# The colour change for Jackson makes this
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# ^THIS!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# win
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Always true
:)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# haha
you can spot a peado by their tell tale 'hover'
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# wonderful
simply wonderful, cheered me up no end that did
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Michael Knight
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Oh yes!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# haha outstanding
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Just don't ask how he does a turboboost jump
Woo!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# maybe...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Curried oats?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# What's up with that horses face?
he's only farting fire.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# *five thumbs up*
Nice work!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# trez bon!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Fwaps
Horse *and* the hoff, pass me a rag
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Fu 'kin 'ell
*click*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# haha, brilliant!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Inspired!
This should get right up there IMO, I shall be clickin! ;)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# did that horse ..
.. just talk? :-O
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

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