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# its me
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:12, archived)
# get a haircut and have a shave hippy!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:36, archived)
# And iron your shirt!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:38, archived)
# wash it too
i think
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:41, archived)
# hahaha
you guys make me laugh ;)
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:05, archived)
# Are you related to Pete Townsend?
I think we should be told
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:23, archived)
# and lay off the thalidomide
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Hello b3ta and...



From Bob Powers' book, "Happy Cruelty Day:"
"October 1 -- Doodle a Cock and Balls Day!
You haven't doodles a cock and balls in ages! Remember how much fun it used to be? How many public school desktops must have shown your work over the years? Go on. Doodle a cock and balls. You can even put it on a Post-it and stick it to your spouse's forehead while he or she is napping. That'd be funny.
Happy Doodle a Cock and Balls Day!"

Let's make this holiday real, b3ta!
(tiepohs is a cornucopia of flavour, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:45, archived)
# Indeed... What a good Idea - Does this count?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:50, archived)
# This kind of thing I can acheive
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:54, archived)
# epic
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:36, archived)
# bring it on
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( )( )
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:54, archived)
# NEVER FORGET!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:01, archived)
# I am actually quite put off by the color of this penis
and does anyone know how to do that thing where you look at the posts you made that got the most "I like this" votes? I don't feel like figuring out how to find my old hosting in order to find the one CDC I did ever.

edit: figured it out
edit:
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:02, archived)
# also:
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:14, archived)
# Most advanced CDC ever!
*rockets*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:31, archived)
# Sorry about the color...
Would a hairy magenta one be better?

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(tiepohs is a cornucopia of flavour, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:34, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:13, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:15, archived)
# Haha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:36, archived)
# One more, then I am going to try that sleeping thing again, for an hour at least...

I may be back very soon.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:59, archived)
# This is fucking scarry.
And awesome.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:01, archived)
# The babby died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:06, archived)
# The babby undied.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:21, archived)
# sadness is a broken doll.
happiness is a broken doll full of evil.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:06, archived)
# Oh God, its eyes MOVED!
Scared the crap out of me!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:07, archived)
# Well, thanks a bunch
That's going to disturb my sleep. And not the good kind of disturb either.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:07, archived)
# just think of the lower bits you can't see in the pic.
there are moving eyes down there, too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:08, archived)
# Nevermind the eyes
the teeth are scary
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:25, archived)
# You can sleep after making that?!
Jeebuss!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:33, archived)
# ^This
Nice Pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:38, archived)
# DOMINATION: ACHIEVED
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:56, archived)
# !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:59, archived)
# yyyyowza.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:02, archived)
# This explains my current mood better than I can.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:04, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU DOING
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:16, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:16, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:58, archived)
# DOMINATED.
www.b3ta.com/board/8793880
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:00, archived)
# indeed!
also: I cheated a bit


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:14, archived)
# cheetr!
^look! i'm all web 2.0!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:16, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:24, archived)
# oh shit!
gotta run. if i'm not back in three hours, call the cops.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:33, archived)
# OK I'VE CALLED THE COPS, WHAT DO I SAY?
"POSTBEAR TOLD ME TO CALL, I WAS HOPING YOU'D KNOW WHAT IT WAS ABOUT"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:20, archived)
# #
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:02, archived)
# do mi na ti on.
oh my god.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:03, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:04, archived)
# DOMINATION: OBSERVED


(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:08, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:08, archived)
# ahhahhah.
 
I might not be enough of a geek to get all of these jokes, but this is a pretty funny site:
www.makeyougoblind.com/issue%205.htm

contains gaming humour, but it has a UK flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:19, archived)
# The Pokémon joke about D/P is funny.
Couple others are spot on too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:25, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:17, archived)
# oh hey
 
you heard about the Headless Chickens gig at the Powerstation, end of November?
tickets on sale tomorrow.
www.ticketmaster.co.nz/Headless-Chickens-tickets/artist/798528
says dates nationally but nothing announced outside of Auckland?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:26, archived)
# KILL THE FAT CONTROLLER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:31, archived)
# auckland only afaik
bastards

still we get the hlah reunion gig
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:31, archived)
# ooh.
 
this I shall investigate further
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:59, archived)
# Simply woosome
Frank is suitably amused with his new found talents
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:27, archived)
# Not to miss the point,
but what is that woman actually doing with her left hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Retro rockets
(Lotvs is assuming the position on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:18, archived)
# Lots of good noobs
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:25, archived)
# someone filled the van with candy and opened all the doors.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:30, archived)
# i never quite saw the point of those things.
i did a lot of drugs when i was a larva and i still never wanted to stare at a lamp.

or a rocket.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:29, archived)
# Haha!
Nice 'shop
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Well, it may be frowned upon to post 2 consecutive posts, but lets face it, nothing else is happening
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:07, archived)
# The more posts the merrier - bring 'em on.
I hate spiders normally - undecided with this one.
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:11, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahah!
 
when they're top shelf shit like this, I say BRING IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:11, archived)
# Scary thing!
About the consecutive posts, no frown here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)
# nothing else is happening?!
i just made salad and took out the compost and garbage. this place is a fucking fiesta!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:21, archived)
# The only people that frown on that are the types who need to make up rules to feel important.
Also I like your spider.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
# YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR SHIFT KEY DOWN, MAN
 
YOU ARE SO FUCKING BANNED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:43, archived)
# I'M TYPING WITH MY ELBOWS, FUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:59, archived)
# HARDCORE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:13, archived)
# fucking spockfingers!
also, needs more clock.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:34, archived)
# Well, I like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:37, archived)
# Ragh.
I like this, and I like the last one more.
Have some music to make you sleepy.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:38, archived)
# whoa.
nice werk.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:59, archived)
# "Whoa" is the name of the track, I decided.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:00, archived)
# i saw that. i was echoing you in a subtle manner because i have no original thoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:07, archived)
# Where did it put the name?
All I see is "72".
Oh, in the Mp3's tags, I guess, where I put it. Duh.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:09, archived)
# i am psychic.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:12, archived)
# You get to hear what we're all thinking.
That must be hell.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:16, archived)
# you wouldn't believe how chafed i get sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:17, archived)
# EATFUCKSLEEPEATFUCKSLEEPEATFUCKSLEEPEATFUCKSLEEPEATFUCKSLEEPEATFUCKSLEEPEATFUCKSLEEPEATFUCKSLEEPEATFUCKSLEEP.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:53, archived)
# coo
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:19, archived)
# "Time stretch (pitch is preserved)".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:05, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:18, archived)
# woo
thats ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:07, archived)
# I'm having another night of super fun no sleeps, so as tradition dictates, I've made a scary thing:

They shoulda been more careful where they dug...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:20, archived)
# It is indeed scary
and yet appealing at the same time
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:22, archived)
# garmadillosnail will kill us all!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:23, archived)
# *throws ultra ball*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Hey hey
I'd like to take you up on that offer of a 3d shape if it's still open... what I'm after is a very smooth sphere wrapped with a flat, single-colour texture. I've already tried .obj format, so if you can save to some other 3d format I'd really appreciate your help.
Edit: the list of file formats PS can use is .u3d, .3ds, .obj, .kmz, and Collada
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:30, archived)
[challenge entry] SPHERES
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:31, archived)
# SPORES
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:31, archived)
# SNORES
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:32, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:33, archived)
# Texture and colour are not the same thing.
Sounds like you want a really high-poly count sphere.
But there are a number of ways to map a texture to it.
I'll make a few examples a little later this eve and gaz.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:56, archived)
# Cool, thanks.
What's most important to me is that a) it's smooth, so yeah a high poly count, and b) that it has a flat texture mapped onto it, because that will show up as a separate editable layer in PS, but if there's no texture mapped onto it I can't create a texture layer for it in PS.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:01, archived)
# NERDWANK.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:22, archived)
# low fucking poly.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:26, archived)
# IT'S FOR A GAME
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:28, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8793908
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:33, archived)
# Haha
texture layer poly count texture layer poly count texture layer poly count texture layer poly count texture layer poly count texture layer poly count
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:27, archived)
# i'm going to make you a mask out of u3d, .3ds, .obj, .kmz, and collada and staple it to your face.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:34, archived)
# you prefer i sew it to you instead?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:37, archived)
# SICK BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:38, archived)
# you should be ashamed of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:49, archived)
# yay this is fab
perfect last pic of the night - and now some odd dreams await with any luck :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:31, archived)
# It is not bothering enough the guy in yellow on the truck behind him
HE ONLY SEEKS ATTENTION.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:49, archived)
# oh that is excellent.
 
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:49, archived)
# Bloody hell
No wonder you can't sleep with that thing roaming around in your subconscious.

I recommend medicinal volumes of alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:51, archived)
# Happy candle day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:57, archived)
# Why thank you sir
It's my fourth I think, but I don't feel a day over two!

PS. I love your work
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:00, archived)
# Happy b3ta #4
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:30, archived)
# B3TADAY!
HAPPY!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:23, archived)
# Curtseys while blushing
Thanks, postbear, just promise no spiders in my curds and whey or I'll have to throw my tuffet at you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:38, archived)
# thrown tuffet is the best sort of tuffet.
no spiders, no worries.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:48, archived)
# I want one
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:59, archived)
# *-*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)
# aquanaut kitty seems a bit jealous of great big frank.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:43, archived)
# he is...
...Frank is a GOD !!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:44, archived)
# Spread teh fluffeh

Pearost but who cares, it's the gayshift and we like kittinish things
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:39, archived)
# it is a kittycat night on b3ta and this is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:47, archived)
# kitties!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:54, archived)
# i like your black cat...Shiksa...
...very cool!...:)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:55, archived)
# thank you.
he is very fluffy stuff and great to snuggle with.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:59, archived)
# Semispookyunderseawoo :)
But does cat need am rescuing?

Woop Woop. Cannot be locate said feline.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)
# No...he's the king of the sea...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:54, archived)
# glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:03, archived)
# haha
do not mess with this cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:16, archived)
# scary
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:30, archived)
# whee!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:12, archived)
# Needs more snorkel

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:59, archived)
# mine has adapted to both air and water...a whole new breed!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:01, archived)
# heh. foolish human.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:05, archived)
# one more...then i'm off...

(sorry for the re-posts...you guys made me do it!)...Goodnight, b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:09, archived)
# good stuff. 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:17, archived)
# But can it defeat mobile armoured units?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:07, archived)
# o.k., you got me on that...
...( i still can't find my kitties with laser eyes pic )... so i surrender!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:10, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:10, archived)
# ...too late...
...the parties over!...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:12, archived)
# THE PARTY'S JUST STARTING. HAVE SOME DRUGS.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:14, archived)
# Kittyparty never ends in b3taland
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:15, archived)
# 100% FACT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:18, archived)
# Yes, well I'm making a new comic.
Something turned up, and I'm plugging away
at it. I'll say sleep well, now, as you will be/are.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:17, archived)
# what did you have the pokies bake today?
my fuckers were lazy, still having leftovers.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:18, archived)
# Sociopolitical, not food this time.
So, I'm using my LEGO universe. As
it will continue a/on-a theme/trend
already in progress ...layering again, LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:23, archived)
# i do not understand these words: "not food".
please explain.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:28, archived)
# Nor any sociopolitical system beyond, "kill them, kill them all!"
However, you will be delighted to know that drinks are served.
It all takes place in a bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:42, archived)
# that's neither fair nor accurate.
i also understand: "torture them!" and "throw the sandwich!"
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:25, archived)
# kittins rool
everything
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:12, archived)
# *trumpets with woodom*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:17, archived)
# Frank approves of his fellow felines
As you can see he is quite content

I investigated further - he has lost 1.5kg since his diet begun. But i suspect it could be more - he was massively massive
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:29, archived)
# frank looks like he's contemplating world domination...
...but he's become tired of all the effort.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:36, archived)
# Hello Gayshifters - Frank comes to say hello

He is not 'shopped. But he is large and happy.
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Large
but in the typical of cat photos way, not happy, but scheming his revenge for being forced to have a pic taken. He will have his revenge, oh yes he will.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Yup

G'nite b33ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)
# ooohhh
 
I would so rub that furry tummy
which may possibly be a mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)
# What breed is Frank?
I think perhaps husky.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)
# He is a British Blue i think - he would eat husky's for breakfast
being not mine i am not too sure but i think that's the one
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# he is Happycat breed
icanhascheezburger.com/category/happycat/
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:18, archived)
# BREED: GIANT MOTHERFUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:16, archived)
# I have a lot of trouble believing this cat is real
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:57, archived)
# More trouble had you seen him a year ago
He has been in the local paper here and all sorts. Will see if there is a record on teh interwebs
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# was he a bank robber?
i await the news.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)
# hallo thar frank! we like you.
and... threadjack! here's my letter to barbara, which i will send in a moment if no-one has any amendments to suggest:

Barbara@-------- wrote:

"Sick Bastard

These are the most frightening things I have ever seen and you should be
ashamed of yourself. You are absolutely sick."

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this message was remailed to you via: [email protected]
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Barbara:

I received your email and I have no idea what could prompt such anger and vitriol. "Sick bastard"? I have never in my life referred to anyone in such a harsh manner and I can only speculate on what could have happened to you to address someone you know nothing about in this fashion.

Charity is very important to me - I'm a disabled man and have had the good fortune to be rewarded by the positive contributions of others. I believe in giving back to my community, and these masks were intended to benefit children whose families could not afford to stretch their budgets to include Hallowe'en costumes. Originally they'd been intended for friends with two infants but I made the masks too small for them so we thought we'd give them away. How is that sick? They are made of hypoallergenic material and took me hours to create as I specifically wanted to make a Hallowe'en mask that was neither too scary nor too bland and boring. That's what Hallowe'en is about, Barbara - being scary enough to ward off negative spirits while allowing kids to join in on the fun - you do know what the traditions and purposes of Hallowe'en are, correct?

The only sickness I see here is that a small-minded, petty person has poked her nose in where it doesn't belong and harassed and abused me. I showed the friends I made the mask for your email and they were astonished and indignant. "How dare she assign you negative motives for making these! She must be an idiot!" was their response, and these people, I remind you, have two small children, the very children who are now going to wear the new masks I made them (which are bigger and fit them). They also, without any prompting from me, showed the masks to other parents in their playgroup circle and not one person had any sort of complaint - a few were forwarded your email and they all think you are just a mean, bitter harridan with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

I hope that's not true. I hope, probably in a futile manner, that you simply do not understand that Hallowe'en is meant to be fun for kids (and adults) and that freely offered handicrafts are not Satan's work here on Earth. Some people have speculated that you're a crazy Christian with the common sense of a golf ball and that's what prompted your frothing and misery. Perhaps it's true.

For your information, your email was most distressing and hurtful. Casting aspersions upon my parents is beyond rude, and you need to apologise to me and them. I am not a bastard, and the sixty+ year marriage my parents enjoyed need not be questioned and maligned by shrewish simpletons like you. I am, however, sick - I have terminal cancer and your disgusting, hateful diatribe has done nothing to make my remaining time alive any easier. I demand an apology now and suggest you don't communicate with decent people for some time after this as your noxious behaviour and outlook may be contagious and pollute your surroundings.


Awaiting your apology,

A.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# You had me at
"frothing and misery"
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# sorry for the solid wall of text there, but I LIEK WERDS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# If she doesn´t apologize
start sending her some Goatse.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# too easy, too predictable.
if i want to really annoy her, i have other options.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Like signing in her e-mail addess to the sickest porn site you know?
Thatยดs what Jesus would do.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)
# depends on her response.
i'm hoping to prompt her to reveal the things that push her buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:11, archived)
# I'm rissing, so I'll just nod and head for bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# it's an epic now, but it started as a little joke.
if you really want the story, click here some time. otherwise, good night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# This is quite possibly the best thing i have ever read.
You really should think about writing a book!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# haha, only crazy people would read it.
thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:15, archived)
# oh my
is that 16 layers of sarcasm and irony? or 17?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# 300!
crap, I have some of that bolded in the email for extra fun. i'll edit my post here to show it.

and... bolded.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:16, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)
# muwahhhahhhahhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# sending... now!
i hope i wake up to an angry response tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:20, archived)
# she'll probably fall in love with you now.
oh, the places this could go.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# that would be great!
i'll have her buy me expensive toys and rub my feet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:19, archived)
# Hahaha
I think it's everything it needs to be.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:14, archived)
# danke, hanke.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:19, archived)
# genius!
I am enjoying this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:16, archived)
# thanks, it's been a strange trip.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:21, archived)
# oh she is going to enjoy that lots.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# also: i sent it from a newish gmail account that has no ties to anything important.
so if it blows up all crazylike, no big deal.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# postbear: king of trolls
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:29, archived)
# i nevar done trolled nuthin!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:34, archived)
# Yes.
Should do the trick or treat, LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:35, archived)
# how apt was THAT childhood ditty?
trick or treat!
smell my feet!
give me something
good to eat!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:39, archived)
# Exactly, I knew you would know it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)
# all i can say is...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:42, archived)
# *scratches, sniffs*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:47, archived)
# ha ha...
...*sickness*!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:56, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:09, archived)
# now we'll see how interested she is.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:16, archived)
# Personally I'd leave the religion out but go for it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)
# heh, i left that bit as bait.
if she takes it i'll have funtimes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:25, archived)
# shoulda changed your name to Ratzi Rizzo, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:15, archived)
# After the muppet or the midget cripple?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:16, archived)
# Awww. Hello, Frank.
He looks distinctly unimpressed with us puny human types.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Frank is green
:)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Tits or GTFO.
Or whatever it is they say in these circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:15, archived)
# I feel the need to shop frank, but i am far too lazy to
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# frank looks too lazy to care.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:26, archived)
# i think this picture lends itself purrfectly to an accordian stylee pussycat
but my 'shopping skills are way too woeful to be able to do it quickly enough whilst as work
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:09, archived)
# move that cat...
...i can't see the chick!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:44, archived)
# Hello Frank.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:33, archived)
# THIS IS CUBISM
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Purple tentacle!
ย 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)
# that would be 'pubism'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Pubism?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:52, archived)
# london 2012 logo?
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
# hell yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# i like it.
and oh yes, it is.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)
# i believe...
...that... is Boxism.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:46, archived)
# HALP!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)
# NO!
HAHAHAHAHA!
CRY IN HELL BEATLEMANIACS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:37, archived)
# oh, that zany fab four!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:38, archived)
# them and their crazy Mancunian japes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)
# ahahaha! those rascals!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:48, archived)
# THEIR INDEPENDENCE SEEMS TO VANISH IN THE HAZE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:23, archived)
# you silly...
...silly...silly...silly...(did i say silly?)...silly man!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:46, archived)
# The day the world changed forever
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# :D
I think I recognise the peas.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
# SALAD 11/9!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
#
 
www.vegetarian.org.nz/page/World-Vegetarian-Day-NZ-events
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# I can't seem to find butternut squash anywhere.
I'm wondering if it's season over here, I'm getting miffed.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# no we don't!
"Every year vegetarians around the world observe World Vegetarian Day to celebrate a healthy, compassionate and environmentally friendly way of life."

that's every day for me. well, except for the compassion.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# I think it's bollocks myself.
 
one day a year doesn't mean shit, it's what you do on the other three hundred and sixty four
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)
# yep.
i guess it's good for newbs and kids, mostly. get exposed to people who actually know how to cook properly, confirm that they're not alone. some people need affirmation.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)
# hehehheh
I think I see your point:
www.wikihow.com/Celebrate-World-Vegetarian-Day

as usual we can blame the Yanks for this puffed-up non-event
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# gah.
there's a neat vegfest here at our harbourfront in summer. i didn't go this year but it's laid back and there are some good things - cheap and free food, free music (not all hippie/new age either), organic farmers and some nifty cookery tools. also good for a pamphlet they put out listing all the local veg restos.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:14, archived)
# I occasionally eat vegetarian food, despite my love of meat just because some vegetarian food is delicious.
I'll be having four cheese tortellini and perhaps a pepper and spring onion salad, but the date is coincidental. QUIT SHOVING THIS FAKE HOLIDAY SHIT DOWN OUR THROATS, AMERICA.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)
# oh, if I got the day off work I would be all for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Also: Large amount of rainforests are cleared every day so that we can plant more soy.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)
# I finally got around to reading shitrags yesterday.
It was a good read, and I am sad at the outcome, as I'm sure you were too, and didn't realise how traumatised you were at the time. Good work :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# There may be more soon
The weather has heated up and I thought I smelled some shitrags on the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Uh oh.
I didn't realise how genuinely troubled you were, it was a pretty intense read, I have to admit. I wouldn't have the balls to delve deeper, and I'd probably have had all the paranoia with it but not enough courage to fight it. I hope Johnny Homeless has moved up in the world and it's just a coincidence though.

Unless he perhaps found a Jenny Homeless, and they're doubling the daily load.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)
# GENETICALLY MODIFIED SOY?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:14, archived)
# IF THAT ANGERS YOU MORE, THEN YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Mass murder to drive down demand is a much more enviromentally friendly option
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Anyway, vegetarians use much less of our water resources
it takes a lot more water to make a pound of meat that a pound of seitan and beans.

I like the rain forests but you know, I like being able to drink water in the future as well.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Because water is completely destroyed when things drink it, and vanishes from the earth.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Well if you like water with hazerdous waste and sewage in it so much why don't you marry it!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# If you really cared about this you'd have stopped washing, like me.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Clean water is only an issue because so many of us fuckers are drinking it, we've had sustainable drinking water for hundreds of thousands of years.
So yes, the mass murder option is the most environmentally friendly one so far.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)
# REIGN IN BLOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Not just the fuckers
the fuckers food, the fuckers paper, etc.

If the fuckers changed their habits the fucker would have better chance of surviving.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)
# So, we could give up having nice things, and washing,
or we could figure out cheap desalination.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Well, I think the idea is that whatever works works
from what I've read on this topic is that right now there's a need to start using our resources more responsibly all across the board. If a new technology emerges, awesome, hoepfully the captains of industry will see their economic advantage in developing such a technology, but we have to respond to the situation with what we have at hand, right?

Although I have sense we are going to start disagreeing based on political beliefs and I have homework to do, so I'm leaving my position where it stands.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Bottom line:
We're all fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:57, archived)
# I had this great idea for cheap desalination myself actually
but I couldn't find anywhere to write it down, because I was saving paper. Then I got distracted and forgot it, because I was all itchy, because it's been years since I had a shower.

(Good luck with your homework, I am just messing around. Incidentally if you know where I can host an MP3 quickly that would be nice.)
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# quickly:
rapidshare?

Otherwise e-mail cr3, he gave me the upload coadz to his website to host some stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:05, archived)
# I already took the second option
but I fear he may have decided not to stay up at 3 am this particular night. I guess I'll be patient and post my shitty mash-up tomorrow.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
#
zombiemoonrobots.spirokeet.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:40, archived)
# Oh yes.
Alright.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:56, archived)
# most importantly
the fuckers have to stop fucking.

Less fuckers, more resources to go around.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:16, archived)
# More fuckers, faster problem solving.
Provided the existing fuckers are ready for the new fuckers. This is a bit complicated actually.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:19, archived)
# IT'S A HALLMARK HOLIDAY WITHOUT THE CARDS, YO.
FUCK THEM UP.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:10, archived)
# I had no idea it was World Vegetarian Day
I shall celebate by continuing to be a vegetarian :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)
# me too.
30 years and counting.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I'm going to celebrate by getting some veal, a kitten, two squirrels and a hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)
#  
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Tenderising the veal to feed to the kitten I can understand
but what're you going to do with the squirrels?

FEED EM YOUR NUTS?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# I know that sounds wierd but let me tell you will love the things I can do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# "THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS"
ย 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Yay! Giant things destroying things!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# THESE COLOURS DON'T RUN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)
# This only endorses my point
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# ahhhahhah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# I kow I keep posting these but here's another.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)
# FÜTTER MEIN EGO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Right over my head there...
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:30, archived)
# und alles ist wichtig.
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rFHgFNyTdE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I wish I still had the remix
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-3U8ptemEk
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Even the beans began to worry.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# attack of the 50ft genetically-modified tasty vegetable hybrids!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Well, I'm fed up of seeing the last post now so:


Inspired by the very wrong and : www.b3ta.com/links/Starman_Cowboy_Loading_Up

And so to bed...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)
# pffft!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# hey! i know those guys!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# it was you who first exposed them to public ridicule, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
# yep.
i swiped a disk with a couple of hundred (thousand?) pics on it, all of these lycratwinks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# for.. promotional purposes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# ah, here we are.
1852 was a good year.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
# haha!
i love fetish freex. 'night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# i did not need to see that flickr set.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)
# need =/= want.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)
# completely true, i wanted to see it to find out what it was.
Then I decided I didn't need all the psychological scaring that comes from viewing it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Yechhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# i love that kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Try this
www.mudfall.com/

or alternatively

www.meatspin.com/

God edit: No no no NO. Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# did capitalism call you the next day?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Boob my wang
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# /links is over that way
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# you love horses.
edit: hey god, it's me, postbear. you didn't do anything there but add a few words.
edit redux: ah, i see it. thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# bestial the animals
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# pfff!
i'm getting eye strain from staring at this board for so long. i'm off to bed. g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Night, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Send any e-mails to the feet mask lady?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# i'm revising it now.
it's still too harsh in some places and not harsh enough in others - i'll be sending it tonight, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I'm not aware of this, am I missing out on a lovely plan?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# heh. there's a little reading involved....
www.b3ta.com/board/8787170

note: i'm going to go easy on her in the email, and give her a chance to say "i'm sorry". we all have bad days and i don't want to rain down white-hot death upon her just because i received a rude email.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I fucking love posts like this, I'll settle down with a drink and have a good read.
Edit: Haha! That's pretty good work. There wasn't really anything offensive or worthy of their deletion, apart from perhaps the implications that someone might need a disease to use them, or the potential underlying paedophilic implication that would only really be read into due to the overwhelming amount of OH DEAR, YOUR KIDS AREN'T SAFE, NOT WITH GARY GLITTER BACK IN THE COUNTRY type stuff being shoved down our throats for the last 10 years.

MY VOCABULARY HAS INCREASED, LEVEL UP.

I like the fact that you mentioned the smell, but didn't explain that the smell was of three days of feet sweat :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# she's clearly unhinged, but i like a world that has unhinged people.
hard to believe she's employed, though.

sadly, i probably won't be having my feet taped again - physio guy was unimpressed with the results.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# That's a shame, I was looking forward to some more free, tiny, stinky masks.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# well, they're easy to make. you have any tape?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Unfortunately not, I was looking for some duct tape today to cling film up some doors with.
But alas, I am tapeless.

I'd also rather not tape up my feet, they're a little hairy and I'd rather not have a rudimentary wax job.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# the tape is 98% on the sole. unless you're a hobbit, you'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Bargain.
It's mainly on the toes and top bit thingy above the arch, but I'd rather not lose hair due to tapings at all if possible. Just out of curiosity, what exactly was the tape meant to do? I've never heard of it (not that I've ever read into it) but I'm wondering what kind of good it could be doing to have taped feets.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# my arches are falling.
i may have to get orthotics, but physio guy first taped my feet tightly - a good taping can force your feet to arch properly. i do exercises now to strengthen those muscles, may not have to buy the orthotics. i was seeing him for knee/leg/back pain and he discovered the arch stuff.

i'm hairy too - at one point he had to tape my knee. he was very apologetic about it (he's hairy as well), and when he removed it for me i asked him to just rip it off all at once, quickly. it wasn't bad.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Fair enough.
I'm not sure about my arches, I think they're a bit low, but not falling. I didn't realise they could, sounds a bit evil.

And yeah, fast ripping is usually better anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:14, archived)
# it's not that uncommon, i hear.
catching it before you get flat feet is important.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# postblurgh is Canadian
he fits more into an "oh dear, is that man going to cut off my head if we get on a bus together" type dynamic, I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Haha, oh yes, I forgot about that.
I shouldn't really laugh, but it was a hilariously bizarre situation, albeit a horrific one.

My friend went to Canada not long after that, he wasn't impressed that I kept telling him about it before he left.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
# as schizophrenic episodes go, that was a doozy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# I hope when I finally crack, I'm in a public place with large weaponary.
I'd like to go out with a bang :)

www.spreekillers.org might have some more competition if I'm lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)
# who would want to ill a spreek?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:07, archived)
# oh, silliness.
i'm more the 'avoid human contact at all costs' type.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)
# I still maintain that she didn't actually send you hatemail, it was just an expression of interest.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# heh, i saw that at the end.
i hope to find out soon.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Post image
rapidly!
for save!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# All your fork are belong to us!
Make your tine!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# We have a links board for a reason
and those links are so old my grandmother recognizes them.

Don't ask why she knows them; you're better off not knowing.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# lol 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Alternatively Is Right
21 Spins

Meatspin Edit:
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# me likes
kittins make me chuckle
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
# God, I remember when he had real trolls on this board
epic thread wasters and angry abusers.

They just get lazier and more boring every go around.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# It's like when you knew Tom Paris was being a cunt for strategic reasons but did we listen?
Night, board!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# heh. 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# DO YOU KIDS REMEMBER 2D?
OR BRICK FACE MAN?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# 2D was cool.
 
HE MADE SOME FUNPICTURES ALRIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Nowadays a troll thread is someone using they're instead of their or there
and posting a 60 kb picture.

I would make a sock puppet if rob didn't make me promise to stop.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)
# when does the gayshift begin?
It is nearly Frank tiem
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# midnight, officially, but it's a bit liquid.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# yeah.. when the posts dry up
kind of like the above
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# *kicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# what the fuck? I click mudfall and i get fucking kittens. This is an outrage!!
ed: mudfall = tame
meatspin = lame
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Why would you ever want anything besides kittns?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# i really don't like cats
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)
# this denotes a great deficiency in your character, I fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)
# That's a shame.
They like you.
They really like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# I think this is often the case.
Our cat is stupidly shy and slightly hateful of everyone except my Dad, who harbours a deep seeded hatred of cats. I think she knows and is just fucking with him.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)
# THEY WANT YOUR TORSO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# TORSO TORSO TORSO
Yes, it is true. They require your torso.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)
# squibblywibblyblar!

G'night
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Woo
That's well animated, that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# what what what?
it's infinate! what happens to all the squibblywibblyblars? where do they go? where where where?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# they just form an orderly que..
squibblywibblyblars love queuing...
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# phew
they just queue.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Who knew?
Not you!
It's true.
Like stew.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# born of vomit
nice!
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# which came first?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# egg
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# thst's
sort of how i feel right now
blugh
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# endless squibblywibblyblars!
do they do housework?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# apparently, they are the product of cleaning up after themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# that's good enough for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# you got that totally backwards, cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# backwards cunts make for interesting sex
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Backwards, yes.
Inside out, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# inside out ones are just asking for trouble
niche porn if ever there was.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Aargh!
Get these horrible images out of my head!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# and into your car?
that's top fwappage material and you know it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Oh you fucking fucker!
That tune's in my head now and no amount of buckshot will get it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# bwahahahahaaaaa!
i had mr. blue sky in mine for 2 months!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# was he creeping over,
with his hand upon your shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# when bribed :)
i must shleep now. night.
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# then i shall bribe them with hob nobs at a later date.
nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# 'night-night, pukey.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Yay
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)
# this is...
...EXCELLENT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:49, archived)
# DEMENTIA
(Christopher Martin-Jenkins, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# what?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# I make no sense from this therefore I like it.
Have this in return.


(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# MY BRAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# that deserves a
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Blimey
ย 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# MADNESS!!!
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# hahahahaha!
tarmac is shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# TARMAC IS SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# EGADS
tarmac is shit
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# small parts
isolated

and

destroyed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Why do they call you
Mr. Happy?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# all lies, my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# i don't know someone mentioned b*witched
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Harsh
ย 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# oh :( soz
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Much better.....waiiiiit a second
You devil!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# mwahaha
ok ok, this might make up for it

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# aaaaAHAHHAA
CLEOPATRA...COMIN' ATCHA...ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# then the man cors comes on and spoils everything
then i wake up
ace picture
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Haha
Did you see them on that "top 100 songs by cunts" on BBC3?
They redeemed themselves with such phrases as "that feckin' dance we had to do" and "Feckin' crap songs"
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
# are they still going?
i moved to australia a few years back and get little news from the british popular music scene
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Right you
GAZ me a postal address for 'Flight of the Conchords" the complete season one, my slightly mad Aunt sent me from Oz, region OZ, yours for free; I will even pay for postage
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# We could swap
My aunt sent Charlotte's Web from the UK, same thing. For my daughter - not me, honest.
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Is it grim to haven't a clue what is going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Consider yourself lucky.
You have no memory of B*WITCHED

Irish cunts screaming from their cancerous gunts.

And with that, I go.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I wont use a new thread.
Just sticking this in here cos I think it's fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# I'm having that as phone wallpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# IDEA!
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# yours looks great!
i wish i'd gone for green now, or dark purple. then again, i still love mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# fifth column.
all women are bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Sign in?
ย 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)
# you had to?
hmm, i'm not a member there and it didn't ask me to.

just a link to an mp3 of the song anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Names.
I've been playing about with photoshop (and referencing some tutorials).
Do you like it?


Sorry it's a bit big.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# nice job
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Cheers.
I'm learning more as I go along. I'd have never figured it out myself though.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
# looks like
screen blending and radial blur and things :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Yes. Pretty much.
Lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)
# how do you get those pointy lines under the F?
i'm going to have a go myself now
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)
# GAZ
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Christ sake..you and your 'good'.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)
# OH EM GEE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)
# are you still working on these things?
I need my goose quest fix
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# it is all shiny and on a black background, therefore i like it.
does this mean you'll do one for my name? pleeeeease?
in silver...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Gimme a few minutes then.
Any particular font style? Big/Chunky/etc
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)
# gothic would be nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)
# is that for a T-shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)
# on the back it says "IS GAY"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)
# sorry, "IS BENT"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Him and Mykey sitting in a tree.
P.U.N.C.H.I.N.G.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Nice work ya bearded wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Cheers!
I think...
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Haven't seen you around lately....How're things?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I was on hols for a week n a bit, then busy with work.
Plus, I have no ideas these days, plus I have a fuck-buddy.

HUZZAH!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Jammy git. I would like a fuck buddy. :(
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Pfffffffft
Have mine, most of Dorset has already.

JAPES AHOOOOOOOOOOOY!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Fuck buddy?
I've give a bollock to find someone who has weed round here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Ya know, it's been about eight months since I had a smokey.
I think my brain needs it, ya know to re-start the jape-vibe.

:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# oooohh, i'd love a spliff right now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I haven't had a spliff for a fortnight
I would kill then rape a Community Support Officer for a biftah right now
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# i haven't had a decent smoke for about 6 months
i miss the paranoia :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
#
If it made you paranoid then you were either smoking too much or you shouldn't have been smoking in the first place.

BTW : hallo Mrs.SmashMonkey! I am a lurker here and I am chuffed to have made contact with a b3tan regular who has made me chuckle and think so much in the past.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# i smoked waaaay too much!
if i've made anybody think, i's only thanks to most of the folks on here who are willing to listen to me and give me a good argument! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Argument? You want a bloody argument?
OK then, couscous is tasty and you know it
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# hahaha!
i've only ever tried it with a tagine, but i was too pissed to remember if it was nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# I had to google tagine
My only experience of couscous is 300g purchases of Ainsley Harriott packages from Iceland. ยฃ1 for 3 sachets. RESULT.
I was sober. I was disappointed.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I crunched my way through an Anal Chariot Macaroni "Not Noodle" once.
It was like eating fucking teeth.

Fucking GELF twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# kinitawowi?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Hechhhhh hechhhhh hechhhhh
hechhhhhhechhhhchechhhhhechhhhchteccccccchhhhoxygeneratchhhhhhhhetechhhchhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# i'm not surprised.
have you tasted his "chocolate" bars? they're awful!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# I haven't tasted them
but I suspect they taste worse than things that touch my cloth
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)
# I've got plenty
 
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# May I please enquire as to what tutorials you referenced?
I tried an effect like this a while ago, but you seem to have had much more luck with the direction of the light and also with creating some variations in length and light intensity.

Also *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)
# No
LOL

aye it's alright
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)
# how'dy'a get them rays?
'tz ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)
# This is cool. It's like The titles for Knightmare HD.
Fuck me! I've just realised the guy who plays the Grand Nagus off Deep Space Nine is the guy who did the voice of that dinosaur toy from Toy Story. And that DS9 is fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# it is shit.
voyager ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# I love/hate/love/hate Voyager, but I watch it every night.
I was getting right into it but then Bravo sold it to Virgin with about twenty episodes to go so now I have to watch it all again right from the start.

Neelix wants a hydrospanner through the neck, so he does.

And what the FUCK is a hydrospanner?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# fuck knows
i was so annoyed with bravo! it was just getting up to the double episode where they've all forgotten who they are and are working on a space station, then it buggered off! i turned over to watch it and got bloody DS9 instead!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Actually, that's quite nice.
Do my name in a minty type green.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# is it for a game?
heh. and how come we're not all on your approved list? do you disapprove of us?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:00, archived)
# :D
(lollace, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)
# He's right there!
Pursuit over. Which would make it the best Will Smith film ever because it ended 10 seconds after starting.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)
# good cock.
but, too many pubes.
and this was done to death around the time of the film coming out.
otherwise, carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)
# doh
had a feelin it may have bindun, *pubes noted*
(lollace, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# three pubes per bollock :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
# ISO-Standard Pube Allotment
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)
# i've never seen a penis looking for a penis before
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)
# It's one of those airbrushed Vogue penises.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:44, archived)
# deceptive bugger!
you think you're getting a manly portion, then you get it out of the box, only to discover you've bought the last chicken in the shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)
# big willy style
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:44, archived)

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