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# Quick and doity...
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# I have no idea what you mean
Scccreeeeeeech. *crashes*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# pile-up
or pile-on?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# pylon?
Also, I braved your soup today and I gotta tell you, it looked rather murky but it was chiffin' tasty :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
# see? i told you!
was the egg still a bit dippy?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I ended up with
Half scrambled egg, so it was a bit but it did taste good. It's like a fry up, only messier :D I'm playing with the idea of a full english shake (just bought a blender) but I've a feeling it will go so horribly wrong
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)
# i've tried that
with tomatoes, NOT beans.
it was lumpy and vom-inducing :(
EDIT: wait till the soup has stopped bubbling completely, crack the egg in VERY gently. it will be lightly poached after 5 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# wanna go for a ride?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Can't
I'm allergic to clouds

and semi-naked wimmin
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# you're drinking a Stella...
...you aren't allergic to anything!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Caught out on a technicality
Fine, I'll go riding through the sky with your buxom harlet, then.
Can I bring snacks?
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)
# o.k.,...if snacks include Guinness...
...and more Guinness.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Guinness, clouds, wimmins
check


nomnomnomglugnombrurp
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# lots of all please!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Can I just point out
that I can see no evidence of buxomness - or loose morality for that matter
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# she is...
...naked!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# GAAAAAHHH!!
*can't unsee*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
# just concentrate on the guinness
not around the guinness
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# katy brand
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# fucken sweet...
...i'd ride that all day!...:P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# tasty
looks like a sausage machine has gone all wrong
(a_pair_of_shitty_pants thats The Kinks you prick!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# not with her, no
needs more naked, oiled, muscular men
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# you sick pervert...
...you'll mess up my seats!...:(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# that's my plan ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# you're not invited!...
...*kicks out*!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# hey!
at least kick the oily naked men out with me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)
# *rolls eyes*...
...*steps on the gas and speeds away*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# *runs after cloud*
GIVE ME BACK MY OILY NAKED MEN, YOU SKY-HOPPING BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# bones sez:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# is that his "angry wank" face?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# everybody has one...
...and it's not very becoming.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# well, i* certainly havent!


*my contain traces of lie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# no, i have given up women
anyway me and Rev are having sex
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# *kicks*...
...then *kicks out*!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)
# just except it
me and Rev are hot lovers
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# -_-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# hand animated hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# nice touch, huh?...
...(still sucks though!)...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# i heard they had to do that to bruce willis at the end of hudson hawk
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Bloody hell, i hadn't noticed that (tricky to see on a hi-res monitor)
Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# yeah...
...i should have left it bigger, but the whole thing got screwed up from the start...i forgot to blur her outline...it's crap anyways, just an experiment on animating the background.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Monster Month - 4th October - Derby Monster


As suggested by jessie
(PagettyPol something something something, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)
# ARGH. MONSTERS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# i knew there was a good reason not to go
the map i have at home says "there be dragons" on everything north of cambridge.

nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Hahaha
Geeky dragon with one of those pen monster cover on his noggin!

Also am I the only person grudgingly liking this Merlin programme?

EDIT: Just me then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# I keep forgetting it's on
and switch on for the last minutes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# that's what bbc.com is for:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Ah ha
I went out shopping today; meet my new Canon EF70-200mm f/2.8L IS USM lens, next to it's EF100-400mm F4.5-5.6L IS USM counterpart; I can almost hear R2-D2 chirping in the background

^CFB


^CFB^
Not bad for having had it attached to my camera for about five minutes :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)
# nice!...
...:)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
# i know it's a camera, but that's the limit of my knowledge
i assume, since there are many letters involved in its name and you seem inordinately proud of it, that it's rather a good camera.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Cheers :)
Very proud of it, and the opportunities all this kit has opened up for me
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# stalking is illegal
even from a distance and using a telephoto lens ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# But fun, nonetheless
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)
# this is very true.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
#
Canon EF70-200mm f/2.8L IS USM

you do sports photography or sumit ???

i almost bought this lens 1 week ago but instead decided to sell all my canon gear and move over to a nikon d300
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# the Canon EF70-200mm f/2.8L IS USM
is jizz worthy mind you
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Yep
It is the most mental lens I have yet touched, I was only at the Zoo for two hours returning from the West End, but got home to 350 images I took on it; half of which are suitable for work and publication or signage. Money well spent methinks, especially given it's going to be happy sitting on the 5D mk.II body at the end of November on my shopping list
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# The Nikon D300 is a lovely camera
but Canon is what i've grown to know, and what i'm going to build on for the foreseeable future, especially with the 5D mk.II, with a rather mental full frame, 21 million pixel sensor released in a month

Wildlife and animals are my cups of tea :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)
# THat's nothing
I have one on my phone!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# i haven't :(
my phone is one step up from a stickle brick with an aerial.
one very small step.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# The small step being,
no aerial:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Oh bloody jealous
Are you made of money or something??
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# *jaw drops*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# The Chutney wife has been watching it
and said it was so so,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# I quite like it.
Although I find multiracial Camelot quite amusing though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# She being an expert on Anglo Saxon / medieval costume
she has been shouting at some of the costume / prop choices!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)
# i quite like it
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Aint nobody don't like parfait.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Hahaha
that's fantastic!

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# ha ha quite the good looker, isn't he?
very nice, I am enjoying these muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# dragon!
i've been wondering why this place is so quiet tonight, but then i realised everyone's fucked off to derby!
damn lying family members and their stupid weddings...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Ha ha! Woo!
I love Monster Month.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)
# ...b..r...a...i...n...s....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Solid Goldtoe !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# well spotted
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)
# arf!
you wouldn't know it but that toe on mine is a genuine one, painstakingly researched, cut, pasted and blended. looking at it i could have saved a lot of effort and just drawn a line.
i can think of worse things to stare at and work on though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)
# yup
i thought you'd used a non-shopped photo actually.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# What I used to smoke before the government decided to tax us to completely to death
the precious cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# post it...
...it's a statue!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# on your head be it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# WOO!...
...(i'm telling!)....0.0......:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# moss emerges from her own flaps!
is this the opposite of disappearing up one's own arse?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Wachoo talkin 'bout


Get Well Tony, god of teh quick drawings
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] muahagagaa


prollybindun
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# very good
spooky
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Buns of silk . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Av an art:


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# good old traditional post apocalyptic dystopia
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Nothing like a bit of post apocalyptic dystopia of an evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Curves!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# An murky alleyway between heavy stone buildings ... Glasgow?
("one art, please!")
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Mordor
Hotel Russell; with which I'm currently having an affair, behind the back of the St. Pancras train station building.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# that's rather nice that is
some great buildings and sleaze in that neck of the woods
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Love yer art
I like that a lot - different take on a building I used to walk past every morning and enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# LA
2019?
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I see things in images.


source

EDIT: How embarrasing, I thought the image below was the orginal.

When this is what I thought was the source!

EDITY EDIT: It's easy to see now that I don't have sun on my monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I see things in things on things with things
it scares me sometimes, but only sometimes

edit: I find this amusing for some strange reason
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha it's a bad yellow:P
Where you been hiding ella?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# not been hidin nowhere, honest guv
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I did check behind the sofa and you weren't there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# oh, did I leave my £10,000 there?
I've been meaning to spend it on a hat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# *hides hoooj millinery*
nope
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# How did I never see that before??
*Threadjack* Does anyone know where I can get spare nylon nibs for a Wacom tablet stylus? Can't find them online for less than £10 for 5 (for 3cm of nylon, I don't think so!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# sounds like that'll be your best price, unless you buy a carton load from some chinese company
:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# more importantly, how do you change the fecking nibs!?!?
Ive had my tablet 3 years and still can't figure it out. The end unscrews but nothing will come out (oop)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# You have to pull them out with something like a pliers.
I know how it sounds wrong but they come out fairly easily.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Pliers :p
Really, you just have to grip it hard and pull.
Fuckit. I'd better order the damn things then.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] tony lecter
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Is that Neil Buchanan?
(Giglamesh, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# yes
the bastid!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# hart attack!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# bindun?
Image Hosting
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# heh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# fake!!
no bridge
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# this
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
#
1
2
3
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# FUCK YEAH BRIDGES.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# lovely lovely bridges
*appreciates*
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# so thats where my tattoo comes from...
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/4315.photo0026.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# LOL IM ALSO GET TATO N I DNT NO WAT IT IS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# you should get this tattooed around your nipple
tinyurl.com/3rxocn
the blue bit of course,
better image to follow if i can find one

edit: found it but hover over 'gallery' then click 'H.O.G ring'
tinyurl.com/6ylbo
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# No, he should get his nipple pierced
and then get a bull tattoed round it so the nipple piercing becomes the nose piercing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# nice idea
although someone would probably tie some string to the ring, and pull him around
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# That would be even funnier :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# there's no doubt special clubs for that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# i wouldn't know
/innocence
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Or one on the forehead that reads
'In case of emergency, break face'.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)
# nice...
...no creepy tony in sight!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# POOR TONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# My FEAR update file has taken 2 hours to download so far as it's currently going at 15kb/s.
EXCUSE ME, INTERNET. I'D LIKE SOME FASTER DWONLAODS THANKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Stop downloading porn then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# WITTY RETORT,
NICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# DEAR TTSSATTSSR,
WE, THE INTERNETS, HAVE REVIEWED YOUR REQUEST FOR FASTER DWONLAODS AND HAVE COME TO THE FOLLOWING DECISION; NO.

SIGNED,

THE INTERNETS XXX
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# CN I C UR DEISIGN BRIEF?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# designer briefs
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Are you getting it off a mirror?
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I am. Apparently the worst mirror ever. This is after downloading the file already off the Sierra FTP - only the game decided to download the incompatible US patch.
DUMBASSES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Heh, it's alright really. I don't plan on going out tonight due to HORRIBLE ILLNESS.
So I've all evening to play it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I get fear from a mirror quite regularly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Haha. I painted my mirror black TO REPRESENT THE SORROW IN MY SOUL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Or some shit like that.
I HURT INSIDE AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS. MY MUM WONT GIVE ME ANY MONEY AND I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF AND THEN BLOG ABOUT IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# How far can you bounce?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I'm bored so I'm going to reinstall MAx Payne 2 or maybe Deus Ex.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Nah, play Quake or Doom.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Max Payne! Max Payne!
The story makes no sense! It's a giant riddle.

My first is in One-Armed Bandit, but not in the storyline.
My second is in an incomprehensible metaphor.
My third is shooting lots of people.
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# max payne 1 & 2, play both, with the fps patch
ahh yeah

mirrors ARE better than television

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# ooh what is this FPS patch you speak of?
I shall venture to the land of googlings
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I think you can get it from the people who own max payne, not remedy
3d realms maybe

actually, I'm not sure 3d realms own it but I'm sure they are majorly involved in it in some way

I think that's where I got the fps patch for one of the games

there's a patch for both games, if you get desparate I'll plonk them both up on my website
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Feed the meece
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# :)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# My PC has a QUAD OWL CORE QVVL processor.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# my pc has the Highly Twatted Paintium processement
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I love you :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# yay!
in that case can you tell the evil people on ebay that are bidding on things that I want to stop bidding on them because they has more money than me and are using their more money to bid on things more than I would thus resulting in the resultant result of me not getting shit.

and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# And shit....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# and shit!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# the secret...
...is revealed!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# aaawww
lovely
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Hehehe
I think he'd like that:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I told you I was hardcore
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# nings Mof......
odd time of day.
preparing for gayshift?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Always prepared
but never really ready.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Little known fact about Tony Hart, he can paint the future
(the welcan monkey Forgot what I came in for, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
youve given him glaucoma!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
and a wicked lack of perspective!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# looks more like cataracts to me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# ^this^
*is not a doctorer
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# glaucoma is an increased pressure within the eyeball
treatable, but if untreated will result in tunnel vision and eventually blindness

ed: fixed. it makes sense now!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# You dropped this:
"pressure"
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# ah yah so i did.
ta
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# cataracts?!
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# very clever
edit: is that a rudimentary drawing of teh fear on the book on the table...?
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# He can also sign his name in the air


Spooky!
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# lols
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# painting the future would be an unusual gift.
is this off that heros program that i never watched?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Painting the present would be pretty fucking tricky as well,
especially as it's always sneaking off into the past as soon as you turn your back. Bastard thing.
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# i know. such a cunt is the future.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# lolz
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I think you have a secret power
the uncanny ability to guess the plots and characters of programmes you've never watched :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# i wikipedia'd it before i even contemplated watching an episode.
and decided not to bother.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# yup
I missed it when it was on telly, then bought my missus the boxed set as a "I've been a bit of a twunt recently, here's a bribe to say sorry" type present and now we can't stop watching the bloody thing....


It's rather good
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# uh-huh.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# No...
really.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I believe you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# i'm going to get a jumper with 'mictoboy' stitched accross the chest
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# me too!
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Tony I Hit,
blimey, he really has gone all squiffy.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Phone sex anyone?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# yikes!
dons helmet and heads for teh bunker....
tea and biccys anyone?

Edit- proper fixed it...nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Red Bull and Toffee Crisp please
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# says he he just posted a goatse!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# what goatse?....where?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# in that picture down there .
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# hadnt noticed...
you think i should maybe link it?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# it's pretty blurred.
you haven't really got a bollocking for it so it should be ok.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Milk and 2, and some jaffa cakes
Also Pringles are technically biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# i think the jury may have to reconsider Pringles. I believe they resemble no known food substance.
In fact they very well maybe part of a worldwide conspiracy by aliens to get humans addicted to their dropping. The Goat may be ore know;edgable on this subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# They are biscuits as they come out the same shape and size every time, crisps come out random shapes whereas biscuits come out the same shape every time
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# biscuits are baked. twice.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I thought the biscuit thing
was that biscuits get soft if you leave them out and cakes go hard if you leave them out... hence jaffa cakes are cakes etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Yes that but I like jaffa cakes, they are yummy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# what?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# The word biscuit comes from the French
meaning Baked Twice
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# my poo comes out different shapes and sizes...does that then mean my poo are in fact crisps?
*writes to Tudor with a flavour suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# well by the logic of epiphany...but there isn't usual much logic in epiphanies.
it's just a sudden thought to get the band back together.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Yes your poo is crisps,
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Once you plop, you can't stop.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Biscuits are baked. Pringles are a potato-based salty snack.
Aren't Pringles fried?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I always thought they were baked,
but who cares! The most important thing is this!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantenna
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# haha what?!
Tad large tho, 250k is limit for anims
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# *fixes*
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# god dam even the telecomunication devices are getting some
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Need more horses
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# new person indeed
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Just coz your account isn't new doesn't mean you haven't just started posting.
In fact it means you should know better!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# he was nice enough to fix it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Well in which case I'll let him buy me a pint at the next bashh:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Nazism doesn't stop for the weekend, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# yeah i noticed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# burn him til he's happy
pitchforks
*eggs ghosty on
*encourages
*fight him

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# no
it means "new person" is incorrect address. I shall be addressed only as Sir Nood of Flange.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# if you type ~faq ~ (without the space) it just puts that line in
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Well....
duh.

;)
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# donkeynobs.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Ninja.
He who laughs last, and all that.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# New person was a specifically chosen address.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# therefore
you shall be Dances With The Ghost Of The River like off of Dances with Wolves except it was wolves.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Naaa.
It told me to fuck off, she had her eye on a lake.:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Ricky Lake?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# yes
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# are you welsh by any chance?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Neither by chance nor design.
(No)
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Heh.
PHWOAR!
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# What the hell do the progeny look like?
*scares*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# they'd be microphones
til they growd up then theyd just be phones
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# talk about getting a ring
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry] hartagorn
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I just watched
"London to Brighton in 4 minutes" from BBC4 the other night.
The logo at the end caused some roffling...

(made in 1953)
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# they werent to know.
the word cunit was'nt invented til eleventeen ninety seven
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I thought it was waaay older than that!
And Vagina was the original expletive.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# bumsex
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# very subtle
me likey
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# :|
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# bad man!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# very blurred tho.....
and its twensday teh 49th of Octember
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# dirtybugger
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# thats very good
'cept we can see in the video screen above!
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# video lag
sauce- news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7650571.stm
pic 6
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Pic 7
reminds me of being a kid and doing superman by wearing your coat by just the hood and running fast...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# how did you know i have a red hooded duffel coat?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I'm a professional lurker
I just looked in your wardrobe...


relurks...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# i like picture 7
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# It would be better if she had nicer legs...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# yes, but nearly everything can be improved with nicer legs
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Nearly?
what can't?
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# a bottle.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# lols
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# oh.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# ah
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# uh
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# ow
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# chevron!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# fail
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# um wut?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I like the alliterative filename
so much that I'm gonna click this..
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# 'ning folks
Last call: anyone need mobile numbers/contact info for the Derby bash?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# are these bash's like cb radio eyeball events?
if so i would like to attend.
i have BO
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Well I have no idea what a cb radio eyeball event is...
...but we'd love you to attend.

Leave your BO by the door and pick it up again on the way out, it's all good
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# itzwen
people off of using CB radio that have been talking to each other for 3 years go "let's all meet up" and then everyone has to go "oh you look nuffink like I imagined" to everyone else then they go home.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Ah right.
Kind of like a bash then, except we all know what each other look like coz we all swap naked photos behind the scenes =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# and eyeballs almost always involved shagging
Prof Ken, I'm abed with flueyness. I shan't be bashing today. Please pass on my apologies to everyone and have a good one... :(
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# we seem destined never to meet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# next time, micto
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I'd love to go, but I lack moneys :[
At least Caewan's now got access to a frequent train route to my area :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# so you will be engaging in homoerotic camal sex more frequently.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# that didn't take long
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# He was already primed
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# hahahahahahahha
aces
wanted to do similar, but am too feckin lazy
CLICK
*THINKS YOU HAVE MAKED IT PERFECT
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I'm glad i spent it with you

*edit* i'm not sure what i meant by that comment. Something to do with "Perfect Day" i think. I wish i was drunk right now.
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Pffft
Ace. (The original too)

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Special Ghurka Power!

Edit: I'm just not convinced they are the eyes of a trained killer!
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# ghurka power!! heroes in a half shell!!
ed: yeah let's start talking in this thread. and leave the nasty horse roller alone.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# They were talking about RickRolling on the radio the other day,
and they played the song, very predictably.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# that isn't the rickroll. the rickroll is a forced or tricked veiwing of the video.
one of the guest programmers on rage (late night music program) did it a while back. it was kinda funny.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Yeah, I know.
I had them play it at my prom, it was the best I could do.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# here is a testimonial to my rickrolling prowess.

Regarding the video: oh my gosh I'm so dumb... I watched the whole thing waiting for something to happen and all that happened was that I got rickrolled.......... I'll get you!!!!

I convinced her that the video would explain the line "my hovercraft is full of eels".
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Hahahah!
I just link people here
www.clansoul.com/blah/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# mwhahah!! i'll send your bandwidth through the roof now!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Unlimited :]
(And it's free, too, so don't worry)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# damn.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I have a free gold account with them :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# dogwillies. and i was hoping to cause you pain by seperating you and your pocket money :'(
my evil scheme is ruined.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I still haven't got my EMA through.
I get back-paid, though, so I'll have about £150-ish.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# is this free gold account
sexual favor gained?
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfSmWLqwdhE&feature=related
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I do love this so.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Hahah no, he's a guy a I know through a guy.
Turns out he's also a b3ta lurker :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# dogging ay?
i'm just jealous
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Pfffff
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# shame they removed it
from youtube :(
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I have an swf on my site,
www.clansoul.com/blah/blah.swf
download it if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# yeah i know. i had the link bookmarked and everything
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSsJ19sy3JI
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# phfft
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# GERKIN POWER!!!
I'm quite partial to the odd horse roll. With ketchup of course.

I think the image should be wooed though.

woos
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Gherkin as a google image search
and got three pages of a building and no actual gherkins... meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Well it's your fault that you don't have any to look any in your kitchen!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# already clicked :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
#
ta
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Clive Dunn?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I don't know where Chihuahua is
Edit: I think I posted in the wrong bit. Moved: http://www.b3ta.com/board/8804067
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# what the fuck
is this doing on here?
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# And you're probably gonna get flamed for that...
edit: ^see
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Why did you pixelate the number?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# and judging by the display until date....
wait two months to post it...?
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# just rediscovered it
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# fair point
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# i was looking for a screenshot of youtube verification code
that said something slightly rude, after someone posted a ticketmaster verification code that was a little bit funny (that feeling inside).
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# cos i noes what you are like
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# EVERYONE knows what Clansoul is like...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Oo-er
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# ginger.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Arf
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Oh come on, what's the number?
I want to ask them how tall their child is, and if he comes with a harness.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# good greif you are a kinky lad.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Speaking of kinky, my friend came over to play Spore recently.
I went into the other room to use photoshop on my sister's computer, while he was on Spore, and when I got back I found s&m porn in my firefox downloads.

I suppose it explains why he frequently insists on how horrible and disgusting that particular fetish is :/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# You should burn it to disc
and then present it to him very publicly in order to shame him...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# what's wrong with s&m?
he's a bit of a shit for looking at it on your pc though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Nothing's wrong with it, he only says that as a cover story.
And yeah, when I confronted him about it he laughed and said how silly it all was. :/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# what that he couldn't go five minutes alone without breaking a nut by looking at s&m porn on his mates pc?
at least i have the decency to look at porn on my own comp. in private.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Hahah, he was saying that the porn was silly.
Again, to make me think he doesn't really like it.
The joke's on him, I've been telling everyone he knows. :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# haha!!
a cat'o'nine tails as a birthday pressie perhaps?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# That was featured in the video,
when one woman was flaying the other's bits.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# link?
just gimmie a moment to find some tissues.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Hahahah I deleted it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# ballgag surely
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Chihuahua is a small South American country, I think. It's capital, Poodle, is meant to be very picturesque.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# but noisy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# How lovely?

and why the quick sale?
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Why am I looking at not even a picture of someone else's dog?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# why am I looking at your dog (advertisment)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Damn did I miss Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# its been and gone
today is twensday
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# breaking wind. the bird on the right.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# not the bird on the left then?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# The bloke's left, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# my right, not the picture right.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# yeah but "the bird" would have sufficed
that's what I was getting at
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# good point.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Not really
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# bastard
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# what?
o:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# hahaaaahhaaaaha
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Ooh. I know that picture
Me yuchoobs (nsfw)
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Not really
Maybe you know that studio:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)

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