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# Sam, Ziggy says there's a 99.7% chance you're here to save the car...


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(I helped save b3ta! pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# QUICK! Tell kitty!:P
I see no seams.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Hahaha
ziggy lol!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Pfft!
Ziggy and Al for the win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
# OH BOY!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# post mid-day greetings
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# RARG!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# rarrrr
how can you not know what quantum leap is :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Well...
according to Wikipedia...it ended the year I was born.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# hahaha
thats just freaky! it still feels fairly new to me - gosh i'm old! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Hahahahah
:3
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# god, that has made me feel old now
that makes you 15
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# This says September 1956
www.surfthechannel.com/info/television/Quantum_Leap/88281/S1E1.html?aid=251879

I feel even older!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Pfft!
Silly Tan ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] ;)
While I'm being silly I'll leave this here...

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I don't think that's right.
They didn't even have telly in the 50s did they?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Yes they did, where do you think all the films of hitler came from?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# SHUT UP

Those are reenactments.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# OH NO YOU DIDNT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# OH YES I DID
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# LOL!
Is he a banker?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)
# no, it's just the way he's sitting
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# HA HA HA!
ROFLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# HA HA HA
TELL ME AGAIN HUMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love you and your naivety :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# If that is ture, that makes KK 52
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# haha ninja'd!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
hehe foureyes!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# of doom!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
again
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGJJJ! FUCK!
This belongs in silent hill!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# silent hill
is too nice for him :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Its too silent innit :D
Draw a tiger! :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# i still have no idea
what its like!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Like this:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# hahaha
i meant silent hill :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Oh!
Its sorta like your pictures, but with less facial items like eyes and shit, its blobs and nasty shit and shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# sounds cool
i shall look into it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# The film is a bit shit, but teh best bit about it is the camera angles, its sorta like the video game camera angles, its a nice detail I noticed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# holy shit
that is goood
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# too kind sir!
now steampunk it!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# i will hit it with a boiler
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Arrrrrrgh!
Shoot it!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# with love darts!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Hahaha
*practices*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# oooh!
nice return to form!
i missed your horror stuffs
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)
# scream (with reverb)
i need counselling now



"shakes uncontrollably"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# OH NOES !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Holy shit
that is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)
# William Beckett
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Is he the emo from Quantum Leap?!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# What's Quantum Leap?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# You're joking,
right?
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# ...no...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# About 4 foot:P
Don't worry. It was a televisual programme from the last century.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Huh?
Ooooh. Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I'm hip with the cool kids daddio!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Totes.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# one of the best
programs ever! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# An awesome program
I like the ones where he was a woman
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Do more of those smudgey lots of colours ones.
I like them alot.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Hahahahah,
Okay. I was going to do that with this one, but I had an awful source.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# What was it Tuna, lima beans and urine sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Two of my cats are named Tuna and Lima.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha
FUCK!

WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I dunno.
mofaha named them, I think. I never get to name the cats. When we got our firts two kitties, I was too young to name them so they're called Persephone and Desdemona (Mum did that). And then, I wanted to name Lima Spencer, but that was wrong, so he's called Lima. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Call the next one clive
boy or girl
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Clive.
Hahahahah, I like that name.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Who is he?
Some emo?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Yepp.
The singer for The Academy Is...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Oh them...
I saw them at some shit festival, they were a bit bland
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Hahahah
They're alright. I have to be in the right mood to listen to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# emos for change.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# This is sad but
the shirt is made by Pete Wentz's clothing line, and it says 'Obama: Changing more than his clothes'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# haha
i like to think that if the republicans win,then sarah palin becomes prez when mccain croaks.

O_o

it's nuts over there,can't wait to come over next month.dc for veterans day,NYC the next day for 3 days.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)
# :D
'Lo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# 'Lo sir.
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Can't complain...
How's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Quite tired, but otherwise alright, ta.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Coronation street is getting harder to watch


its shite anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# 4dam?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# HA
HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# ...
Photobucket
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Is that Prescott?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Seams much?


see also
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# \(-_-)/
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# D:
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
#
`
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# haha yes yes
insane shopper on rampage yay
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# A thing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# That's one awesome thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# It's a thing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# A thing that can be described as awesome.
does it come with 3d glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Woah.
That's cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Mummy warned me about men showing me their things on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# why?
that's how she met your daddy :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Exactly.
I don't want to see my Dad's thing on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I like this thing
Woo to things
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Whoah!! Awesome!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# this is very
l.o.v.e.r.l.y.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# *Stares*
*stares*

*stares*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)
# happy accident


Just adding to my halloween pack for Moviestorm and it seems that the skeleton I've just made can wear the hats quite well \o/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# emo+skater skeleton
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# So emos DON'T have eyes under their hair!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# if they did they'd just have to endure the true stereoscopic horror of the world
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# but if they didn't
how would they cry?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# From the eternal blackness in their souls
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# they usually are quite skinny
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Fall out skeletor
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# You give the nose back to Michael Jackson right now!!!
EDIT: Dear god this new Hulk movie is boring!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# i will not.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Ooh awesome
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Is it for a game?

Nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# sort of, Moviestorm is a free virtual moviemaking tool
game style cg actors that you get to deliver your dialogue, act out scenes, etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Sounds pretty cool.

Oh damn, gotta go. Speak to y'all later!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# have fun
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Emo wig?
Coz skeletons don't have hair.

Nice btw
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
#
Is this spam which I see before me,
The the key turning in my hand? Come, let me clutch thee meaties.:P

Woo and 'ningles matey. You got the direct link? Unless youve' changed your nbame to Will:P


EDIT:Eeeeeeeew! I just realised I haven't brushed my teeth yet today!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# no, its a picture I just made of a 3d model I'm just finishing
the fact that its for my job is irrelevent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Hehehehe
I'm still waiting for my 30lb pumpkin to be delivered for my jack-o-lantern:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Has Eddie gone emo? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# emohair skelton
also: too much guyliner
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Looking even more unhappy than usual...


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(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# ape.
+ why am i looking at your seams?
+ this is very compo related. yes
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# cock tiger
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# klunge leopard
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# twat panther
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Mighty fine steed.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
#
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
#
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I have a good stats quote :D
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# But I didn't post any
why am I not on the ones who didn't post much part?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# We voted to keep you out
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# It's all you ever say
except for that one ^

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Yes it does, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# ah, is it time for the weekly b3ta stats page play?
"for what?"
""invest in eyebrow dye"
"so, no more of this?"
"Or username link."
"Strangely, makes me think of Tessa Jowell a bit."
":( arsemould."
"This is lovely."
"it'll be a cgi plant."
"Your mum."
"Hahaha"
"As she said - it's our own fault."
"Proper fish and chip shop chips?"
"hahhaha, ^this"
"sorry to be the bringer of bad newses again"
"Ah, I see."
"DOMINATED ALL TO FUCK"
"incredible"
"woah post changed in the f'king f'ck"
"Sarcasm is a great thing"
"don't get no jizz upon that sofa..."
"awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
"WELL SQUEEZE MY BOX ALL TO HELL !"
"You say that about everyone."
"just hold the mouse button down and it pauses"
"tony top"
"he was great in Schindler's List"
"Mathematically correct."
""Stuff it up your jumper!""
"yay formulae one"
"Sorry!! Lovely pic!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Haha who did that FZ quote?
ah, atomic.

Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Hahahah DOMINATED ALL TO FUCK
That sounds like a mofaha
*checks*
Aye
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Who was :( arsemould?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Oh it was k3b/-\b
that sounds about right
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# fucksocks..
i thought the image was funny :(
guess not
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# pesky doves


bother botham at breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
you are madness!
Real Madness
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# tee hee
it's a cry for help
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# MADNESS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Hahahahahah what's this?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# That's a nice defensive stroke.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# shall i meet you at 5?
the notty is on your up to broomhill, its painted green on the outside. you can't miss it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Yeah, sure.
I'll text you if I'm going to be late
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# sounds good, see you later
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# 27.42 post a day on average, you are making
but so far they have been good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# You forgot to carry the one!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# the number one is a homoer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# one is gay
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I would pay good money to hear the Queen say that
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# you have
a talent for the bizzarre
nice
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Aaaaw
The poor little Dickie Bird!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# you
can`t beat a bit of dove action
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# /completely missed my pun blog:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# you
could`nt miss that punnage if you were hit by a train full of comedians:)
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# It wasn't me I was talking about:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# oops
my mind is not at all with it today I believe I may have left my brain in a bar somwhere
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Damn
I thought that was a tequilla worm:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# They LOVE shredded wheat.
Yay. First thing I see upon waking up over here.

It's 47 degrees F in my hideous trailer from hell.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# rub things, or rub self
or find another human, and rub them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Watch out Iceland, we gots plans...


Thanks Wikipedia :D
sourcicle

(I helped save b3ta! pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Your link is borked
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# fixed
fanks
(I helped save b3ta! pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Much better, and much woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Thanks!
I was tempted to do the full history, but turns out, I'm really laz...
(I helped save b3ta! pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Oh, fair en
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Hahaha, woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Stop it, you'll give me a craving for medieval total war.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I know
its making my stagergy gland pulsate
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# haha
Marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha
most woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Mk 3


Click for bigger (195KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Oooh this is nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# may I have a side order of ris with that?
Sorry, I'm guessing some computer game but I don't play them.:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Nope
It started out as the man with the golden eye ball, from frontier psychiatrist. And now i am trying to give it a bit of steampunking
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Steampunk ahoy!
Any more splicing and you'll end up in Bioshock
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# why's he got a big turd mark on his cheek?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Noon all
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# THERE'S SOMETHING BEHIN.... oh, it's gone, never mind.
THERE'S SOMETHING BEHIN.... oh, it's gone, never mind.
THERE'S SOMETHING BEHIN.... oh, it's gone, never mind.
THERE'S SOMETHING BEHIN.... oh, it's gone, never mind.
THERE'S SOMETHING BEHIN.... oh, it's gone, never mind.
THERE'S SOMETHING BEHIN.... oh, it's gone, never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# this wins all
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# ha
thats fantasic
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# have one

with added fluff
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# *!horrors!*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# *misfits*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Argh Shit! Skelator!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# mn ht wrkng n sndy
sht
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# specially
with a hangover from hell
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# How long is going to take him to work up the courage to ask him out on a date?
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# 4-6 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Ah, right.
*stares at watch*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# *watches at stares*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# places
watch on stairs and smashes
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# *stares at witches*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# *bears at stitches*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# *wears bitches*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# *Steel chairs' bitches*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# *steals bitches chairs*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# *chars bits of steel*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# and 28 days for delivery
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Does he have a stutter?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# then the extra days you gotta wait because you were out when they delivered and gotta get it re-delivered
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# No it goes back and they have to re-order it for you as the original has now been sent to another customer
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Oh shit! Not that again.
So its more like 8-12 weeks
Balls!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Hiding his bone in that special place!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Hi, I'm Skeletor.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# .. and so is my wife.
(chippy time travel agents, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Latest one:


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# TAMPON!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# if you buy this record
la la la ...oh wait
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Lovely stuff :D

Click for bigger and better and filesizerapey-er
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# he's melting :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Don't worry, he's insoluble.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Talkin' to myself and feelin' old
Sometimes I'd like to quit
Nothing ever seems to fit
Hangin' around
Nothing to do but frown
Rainy Days and Mondays always get me down.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I love that song :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# It is indeed a lovely song
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I must listen to The Carpenters more often.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# It's what Karen would have wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# She had a great voice,
but she could have done with losing a bit of weight the fat cow!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Just like me
They want to be
Eating poo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I'm on top of the world,
looking down on creation
and the only explanation I can find

Is that I have a dangerous God Complex....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# That, or she had really long legs.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Yeah but it was the first time a studio engineer heard a phantom xylophone!
I don't dispute her voice. It's just that was all my parents played on the tape desk every holiday for about ten years on the 6 hour journey!
Abba and the Carpenters are ruined for me forever.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Mum used to play The Carpenters in the car all the time.
Same with Cat Stevens.
I really like both, though, it make me like them more, as opposed to disliking them.
I always made her skip Sad Lisa, though, it always made me feel upset when I was younger :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# We drove to the south of France every summer for about 6 years when
I was young! All the way there and back, we just listened to "Hello Children Everywhere!"

I am surprised my parents didnt do a Maddy McCann on me and my brother and sister,
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I'm sure they would have done if the idea came to them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Yeah,
if only they were a bit more imaginative and pioneering...
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Mm.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Well it it wasn't that it was show tunes.
Mac and Mable
'Best' show tune compelation.
Cats
Chess

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Yes.
She would have wanted me specifically to listen to it. All the time.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Pixel Stephen Fry
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# HAHAHA
That's spanktastic!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I got one of those alarm clocks
now whenever I hear his voice it's like hearing a car alarm.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# you want to give the car alarm a reason to go off?
...or is that just me?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Behhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
:D Edit: PISSAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# there's only one way to comment on
work like that, and that's shouting!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Damn you, Marjorie!!
Daaaaamn!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Very good, Darling.
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# What
is the MATTER with Darling.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# blimey he's tiny!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Are you his ex or something?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha I see, you're suggesting he has a small penis, I get it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# You should bathe more often you smelly individual
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I tried but I got smelly again.
Waste of time.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# *sniffs*
You know, a person could learn to love it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# All you have to do
Is have a bath on your birthday regardless oof if you need it on not!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I have better things to do on my birthday
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# We both know that's just not true:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Well, someone has to wade through the piles of cards from admirers and well-wishers
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# ...that have been sent to my next door neighbour
Mr Gadd
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# He lets me keep all those big, ticking parcels.
I like clocks.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Obviously
THat's why I'm suggesting you use all the time you have on your birthday to go have a bath.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# That's coz it's small:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# ex what?
football player... no i've never played football for stephen fry
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# 'tis reet woo that
mre pls
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Hahah he's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# That am very woo
Very woo indeed, a click from me!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# That's amazingly woo that is.
I met him recently at a signing, and gave him some bread which I'd made that morning :3
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Heil, erm... Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hehehe
Very discrete tagging there:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# lol are you saying she's a nazi?

she does look well fit with the 'tache
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# it sets off her eyes
edit : for some unknown reason i felt the need to animate that last statement


edit 2 : badly
edit 3 : perhaps thats where she keeps the batteries for her exploding eyes.
edit 4 : why do I embarrass myself with this rather weak edits?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# # put yo hands in de ayar and wave 'em like you just don't caya* #
*that someone will shop a moustache on you in a 'lol nazi' stylee
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# UNEXTPECTED DOG!
woo

/Lisa Riley blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# ha ha!
that made me larf!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# *chortle*
That would quite startle you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Arrrgh!
Yappy little fucker

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# ...0.0...
One of the farm houses that is on the edge of the fen here, is surrounded on all side by a 20 foot Leylandi hedge that runs all the way round the propery. Wandering past in a rather indifferent state of mind one afternoon, I was broken from my reverie by the head of Cerberus,(or one of his hell hound relations) suddenly erupting from the greenery and making a sprited effort to bite an arm off..... I caught the vauge impression of snapping ivory filled jaws much like ^this^ and then for it to vanish backwards agin and hole to seal back up leaving an otherwise normal expanse of lush green Leylandi.. shat me right up I tell you I swear that little git must wait by that one hole all day for some sod to wander past just like I did...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Good to know
Next time walk past there with a can of tear gas at the ready
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# go past it with a large stick
for a deadly game of whack-a-mole
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Oooopsy
I a have a solution for dogs like that. I'm lucky enough to be extremely big and scarey looking.
I've noticed over the years that is I scream at them at the top of my lungs they tend to back down:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I bet that also works on people
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# For people I reserve the phrase
'I've shat bigger than you':P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# this works no matter what size o person you are
(assuming the dog has been trained)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Well as long as the dog sees you a bigger/stronger
It's a pack animal. It's instinct to back down if it feels it is the lesser animal.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# be loud act proud and hey presto!
robert's your mothers brother :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Naaaa she only had a sister.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
#
Many years ago I was a postman, one day whilst starting a new round I went to a house and as I started to put the post into the letterbox a small collie dog silently stuck its head through the letterbox and snapped at my bollocks, missing by a matter of millimetres - I was shaking for about an hour afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I like how he continues to bark
while he retracts
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I could trim the hedgerow with him!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Why does this sound like a sexual euphamism
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha real lols*
*at the initial viewing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# :D
Arfarfarfarfarf!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha - nice one
hedgedogs for the win.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Ok Wobbly Bloke was wondering about the recent lack of women with tails
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# HAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# should i sell it on ebay?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Yeah
But how much are you willing to pay for someone to take it off your hands?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# you drive a hard bargin. a tenner if you use a tissue, fifty if you lick it off
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Lucky for me you got neutered at birth!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# did I?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Those I did buy on ebay:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# what my knackers?
noooooo they were fakes, i just checked, they're still attached and no-one has seen them
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# No those are the ones the aliens put in their place.`
They yam knackered knackers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# they worked alright when i tested them earlier
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Is that a testie-moanie?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# no i try and keep quiet or mum will yell at me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# She likes it quiet does she?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# i suppose i asked for that didn't I?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# yeah:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Hahahah yes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# YEAH BAAAAAAAAAAABY!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Squirrel , you say?
erm..ok then!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# what other sort of sexy thing has tits and a tail?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I don't know...
I'm sure the interwebs will help me find out though...

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# perfect
... world
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# imperfect
...not world

:S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# SQUITS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Oh, Thank you k3b/-\b"
www.b3ta.com/board/8825690

I didn't see it yesterday but just checked through "Friends stuff" at has made my morning
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 6:37, archived)

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