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# Michael Monroe............Anyone?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
would!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Looks almost like Nell McAndrew....
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Ooh...
...well spotted, I totally agree :D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Although I must say,
Nell McAndrew is well fit innit!

NSFW!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# her nipple has gone wrong
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Has it?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# i reckon
looks like it's pointing inwards. still would of course...goes without saying
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Nah it isnt!
Silly Swollenbeef!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# i hate those cowardly bitches that show their boobs and not their fanny
/bitter experience

ed: cheerio sushi.

beddie byes.

laters all
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# buhbye!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Wait a second....
Edit: Here you go....

More NSFW
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Or her love-child with Dale Winton
*shudders*
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# :S
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# what was that?
did it ever turn out to be a hoax? it happened just before i moved out of the UK.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# what do you think??
Yes it was a load of tosh
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I do believe I still would
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
#
I imagine if you only posted on the "wouldn't" we would not even know you existed..
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# oh crumbs
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# This
With added cripes
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Crikey!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# freeeeekin' aaawesome!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Shitting nora!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Arrrrgghhh! Kill it with torches and burning pitchforks!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# *repeatedly flashes torch in it's eyes hoping to induce an epileptic fit.*
It's not working!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I didn't work? WE'RE ALL DOOOOOOOMED!
TO THE ESCAPE PODS, PEOPLE!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# christ, that's disturbing
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# upon this I bestow a mighty click
*CCCLLLIIICCCKKK
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Yuck! Have this as revenge.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# How very dare you?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Needs more Madge Bishop!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# *shudders*
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# oh christ, this is also going to put me off my dinner
which I haven't even decided what to have yet
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# yes
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Yourza moneyz safe a with mee okeeday?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# :-( I fucking hate Jar Jar
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# kids like JarJar
What about the Ewoks, eh?
They were RUBBISH!"
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# He's brought a tea out...
...it's called 'JarJarDarDarJeeling'
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Jar Jar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin' Shaft.
/ac
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# The phantom menace was 2 years ago now Tim!
Move on!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# true, but I'm still shivering...
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Because Ewoks are so cool and not for children at all
:D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# The entire load of films, old and new
are overrated in the extreme, IMO.

Yes, I know. Burn/stab/shun.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I like them but they are full of wobbly faced odd sounding aliens
why pick one out above the rest has always puzzled me..
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I just find it all a bit piss
and would rather watch the Care Bears instead.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# *Care bear stares*
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# OH NOES WEEZA IN A BIG DOO DOO NOW.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# he can fuck right off!!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# yay! Jar Jar!
*loads shotgun*
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Meeza people gonna go broke?
hahah, top stuff, sir!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Ta Stevie
:D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# lol, star trek!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# TOASSWC*
*Text on a Shite Star Wars Character
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Looking at Power Puff Girls Z on youpoop
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# RAWR! buttercup's so hot
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# cartoon peado!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I bet that's a series already
:D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# what?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I hope it's more interesting for you than this post is for me.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# in answer to your sig:
no, it's never enough.

apparently...
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I'm RISing like Jesus' underpants in a 40 degree wash
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I have many questions to ask here,
but I will restrict it to one....

Is this shopped?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# no it isnt (thats why its so sad)
i just marked the important part
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I'm RISing like a spack with a Rubick's Cube™
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# rubik's.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Kubrick's
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I bow down to your awesome powers of spelling and grammar!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# arses.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# i totally didnt know that people on youtube were stupid!
really! i thought it was a place for academics!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I thought so too
This must be a screegrab from YouRube instead
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# The Jewish video site?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# hahahahha, dammit, office guffaws
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# it is certainly the height of intellectual debate :)
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# LOL!!11!!!oneone!!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# the only thing i know about this post is Peru and Phillipines
upon the the rest I bestow a gigantic RIS
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Giganti cris?
Sounds like a mediocre rapper.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# sounds like he raps in latin
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# That arachno-bovine antagonism still showing no sign of abating


Click for bigger (156KB)
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# hahah!! nicely drawn bull
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# OI! Check your gaz spazz!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# hehehe
that spider is a prick!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# hehe, he done a poo!
:D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# wahey!
lovely.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Oh No!
Spiders gonna get it
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Awesome as usual!
Also, 1000 posts! Have some of my naked flesh.........

(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I'm not clicking that
so I've decided you just have 'men!' tattooed cheerfully under your bellybutton.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# clicking does nothing
ed: i racked up 12000 the other day. I didn't think it was cause for celebration *sigh*
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Ah, I hadn't hovered.
Such was my resolve.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# oh a third nipple how cool
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# :)
has he done a pile of poo or is he resting on a tree stump?...Actually I know the answer, this is b3ta
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# i thought it was his nuts
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# haha
they fell down a badger hole and now he's stuck there with the insulting spider
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# hahah, that is all kinds of greatness!!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# that's like a red web to a bull, that
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# have some lunchtime nonsense
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Are you insane?
Lunch isn't until midday. If you have it before then you die!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# quite so, it's against the rules of middle class to partake of such ill considered behavior
:D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Exactly this.
Processing luncheontime foodstuffs before 12 gives you cancer and inverts particles.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# and inverted particles are unusual particles, and being unusual is wrong!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Being unusual makes one a racist paedophiles
And they're why we're in this mess in the first place.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# indeed, these free thinking radicals, or as they are correctly called "COMMUNIST TERRORISTS" who want to destroy our country from the inside! Well! That's just not proper!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# That's why the banks are in such a mess.
It's all Bob Dylan's fault.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# the bloody hippy!
he needs to cut his hair and get a suit and get a proper job
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# only it's 12:49 here
so no lunch cancer for me!!! :D

although my smoking cancer will probably get me
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# WHAT KIND OF ROTTEN JOHNNY-FOREIGNER TIME ARE YOU USING LAD?!
PUT IT DOWN AT ONCE!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# 2156h here.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Now you're just being silly.
Everyone knows the proper time is 1155.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# IT'S THE CAPS TIME
also known as HAMMER TIME.

also known as Israeli time :(
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# DANCE ADOLF!!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# This reminds me
I'm having leftover chinese for lunch!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# didn't quite finish her off last night, huh?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Always leave a bit for later
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Leek & potato soup with a hunk
of seeded bread
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# .
a
of
ed bread
LOL I am using strikethrough to make it look like you are having SPUNK in your soup
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# rofflesoup!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# you big silly
*rapes*
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# i had fried rice. reheated. it was borderline disgusting.
my dinner was beef schnitzel with coleslaw and icecream

and for breakfast i had cake
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# YOU VILL VIGGLE!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# HEY EVERYONE SOMEBODY PISSED ME OFF ONLINE
I NEED YOU ALL TO SEND ABUSIVE EMAILS TO:

[email protected]

DO IT DO IT DO IT
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# is that even a real address
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# BANG!

'ning all
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# why do I always read that as 'clit bang'?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# wanking makes you blind
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# my eyesight is fine. although I should have a eyeball pressure test done
edit: my testicles are cold
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# a what?
and what do they do if it's too low, pump them up?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# i dunno what happens if it's too low. too high is a bit nasty
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# *pop
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# pffft
I like this
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# this is science.
clicky

edit: also i read Cilit as Cunt.. don't know why
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# BANG! AND YOU'VE SMOKED A FAG
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Is that when a gangsta shoots a gay?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Nah that'd be
BRRRAP!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# "SMOKING MAKES YOU COOL, YOU WANNA BE COOL DON'T YA"
:D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] This is the card you're looking for...
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Bindun I believe :D
But pfft none the less :D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# nicely done
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Ningles Bilbo!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# han shot first!!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Leia was always disappointed
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Have a mint
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# a hole lotta fun
*shouts f'more*
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] There's one way to get people using Banks again...
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
*clicks
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Pfft!
Well it would save me having to get the money out of the bank to just drunkenly put it in those on a friday night :D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# *nudges*
Good work!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Ning Geoffles!
How goes it?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# 'lo mate!
I'm full of deadlines.
And waffles.
How you doing?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I am full of omelettes
and good cheer to all men :D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# god bless us every one
oh there's no place like home, there's no place like home.
merry christmas movie theatre!
frankly my dear i don't give a damn.
/aaaaand relax
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# very gud
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# very nicely shopped!
woo to you, oh great architect :)
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# YES!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# That is fucking brill :D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# it took 100 years to do
Edit: thanks!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# awesome
kities loves tring and gambling.. this is perfect for the,.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I always knew someone was pulling the strings.
Woo!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# LOL!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# and going "meww"
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# brill!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Heheh
But I'm confused by Pisa....
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Not half as much as Italian Engineers
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# oh mumma mia!! It-a lean-a over!! Maybe it-a fall-a down!!
naaaaaaaaah maaaaaaaaaaate!! She'll-a be right!!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# pfft!
Hey Archie.
I missed the Ukelele Orchestra this year at Innocent festival in Regents Park.
I gather you enjoyed them?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# They were tremendous :)
a highlight of my all too short few days in london last week.
if you get the chance to see them, do, you'll have a great evening.
They do regular gigs at Cecil Sharp House in NW1
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# well it's a big flat circle of bread with tomato and cheese...
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# *scoffs*
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# you'll get wind later. slow down fella!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# This is bloody lovely
click
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# so glad
i didn't miss this magic
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)
# hehehe nice

I feel the need to repost my poker machine
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# :D
I hope the mat's actually a trapdoor to the sewer. "Oh no I've run out of cash" - KERCHUNK. hahaha
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Oh, go on then
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# nup a bit young for me
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# woo from me
and woo from him
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Yep, it's just like that
EVERY time I use a cash point these days :(
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Hahahaha...
I bet I wouldn't bloody win!! *clicks*
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Haha
excellent
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Ning Sir
Woo
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Marvellous quality image. Top hummus. Would click again.
You'll do well here. Pull up a kitten, shop a chair etc..
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# thank you, I like this quality encouragement for a newbie
Can I now repost this in an hour's time in a new thread?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I wouldn't wait that long, to be honest
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# you're very kind :D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Yes, but make sure that the file is at least 250kb.
We all have bandwidth to spare this month :D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# what happened yesterday?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# altzheimers kicked in?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# who are you?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# nicely, very nicely.

woo!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# hahahah, utterly brilliant!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# haha arf! :)
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Ace!
I know it's late but this woo fits so well:
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# that's an ACE woo!
ta! :)
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# jack- fcukin'-pot
absolute well doneness
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# How did I miss this!
Woo dude!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Super
clicks

(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Conrats,
you made the Daily Mail, ya Nazi,ya!

:¬)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] He'll soon sort us out!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# WHO WANTS TO LOAN FOREVER?!!
soz
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# arses.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# *gropes and steals wallet at the same time
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# that's a waste of time, no money
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# 1 out of 2 ain't bad
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# i enjoyed it too
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# who wants to grow forever? STOCKMARKETS DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# If he told me to pay more tax it wouldn't seem so bad :)
I WANT YOUR MONEY!!! [insert shoogly noise]
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# The Boss Nass Impression Tax
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Stinky Mcdogbutt and his four wifes
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I've had them.
All six of them.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I'll bet there was a lot of tongue action
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# should have guessed i suppose.....
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# which was best?
Did you do the dog front and back?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Wolfbagged the dog
best bit of the whole evening
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I love those arse lips.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I thought this might have been an advertisement for Russian brides.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# the dog is from Slovakia
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# my internets hurt
that said, i'd definitely do the one on the right then progressing leftwards in order of preference.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Tell someone at Telstra who cares
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# impossible. no one at telstra cares.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# You answered correctly!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Thanks Bert, what do I win?
:)
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# a date with me and Rolf Harris
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Oooooooooh lovely!!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# like the hat
without the hat it'd be crude
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Hahahaha, good lord thats just odd :D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I no
must seek therapy
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Pearce Brosnan - PsychOO7
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# PEARCE!
Woo!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Pierce
My orange !
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I just KNEW that was you
before I scrolled down ...

Class on the grass!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Arf!
Mornin' Joe, are you ok sir? :-)
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# sorry for the lateness in my reply
work suddwenly landed on me

grand, ta despite the aforementioned work
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# nice.
I'm sure his mum still cuts his hair...
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I'm RISsing
more than your mum turns tricks down at the docks when the navy's in town.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Stuart Pearce:
Footballer, scholar* and mentallist.

*may not be true
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Ah.
Football. That's like soccer, isn't it?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I know I'm not supposed to laugh at football jokes on here, but HAHAHAHAHAH!
:D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Tiger man, tiger man, does whatever a tiger man does....
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# You are KK's evil twin
rrroowff
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# KK?
Who be KK?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# King Kong
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Ku Klan
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Kthulu's Kock
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Kuta Kinte
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Kunt Killah
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I bet he's got massive balls and a cone-shaped cock
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# fuckin humungous balls.
GARGANTUAN NUTS.
FUCKING WHOPPINGLY GREAT TESTES!
I'm really enjoying this.
BASTARD-OFF MASSIVE LOVE-SPUDS!!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Cor.
Sexy sexy love-spuds.
EDIT: 'BASTARD-OFF' - Pfft.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# haha!!
SNARF!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# hahhahahahah!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# As a yiffosexual, I find this offensive

/ac
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I'd say 'yiff in hell' but given what I've been posting lately...
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I really wish Rob'd hurry up with that /yiff board
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Now do one with tits
and a tail
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# But
But it wouldn't be Rick Astley in diguise, then.

Or perhaps it would be the best disguise he ever had.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Exactly
no one would guess the truth
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# *awaits Rick Astley Tiger to start singing*
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# We're no strangers to love
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# *imagines you singing this*
;)
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Hey, give me a couple of beers and a karaoke and I'll croon your knickers off
:P
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# *buys beers in preparation*
:D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Its the tiger from the frosties adverts when he was younger
yay.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Damn Chinese, copying everything we do!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Awwww!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# the eyes......
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Hey man
I'm cool, I'm cool
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# no hands!
hahahahahaha
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# hahaha!
why the big paws?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Because he's a panda.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Oh, I see!
Obvious really.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# i watched a programme on five last night about grizzly and polar bears interbreeding.
and what do they call the off spring of these titanic predators?
a pizzly.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# How disappointing...
Growler Bear has a nicer ring to it.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# anything is better then pizzly bear!!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# "Cancerous Arse-ridden Racist Scumbag"
even?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# absolutely!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Though sounds a bit rude.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# True.
It might not pass the censors.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Eric?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# no,
Ben
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Of course.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# =D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# my guess is, as the chinese invented everything,
we copied them.

nice one.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# you've made me think of Pot Noodle now
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# The great Chinese inventions -
paper, gunpowder... and instant noodles.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# ooh
I could just go for a beef and tomato with extra tomato sauce. Yes. Now. *scowls at banana*
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# bombay bad boy for me!
i have my tweezers ready to pick out the veggies too!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I wanted to eat one of these when I was over, but I forgot.
:(
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# *starts fund*
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# i'll get you one for the brum bash
=)
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# come on now - they're not real veg
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# even worse!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# it wont post
my gif on reply,feck it!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Yes, but are they also copying ... THIS?

*does the moves*
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Oh noes
:(
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# "WOAH BRO, can't we talk this out?"
Thats what the panda is saying.
in my mind.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# This is gold!
They are copying it right now.

The eyes remind me of Chump
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# This aggression will not stand man!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# COMING SOON TO A SUBSCRIPTION BASED MOBILE PHONE BACKGROUND AND RINGTONE SERVICE NEAR YOU
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# ning!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# *Preparing to launch Intercontinental Spanging Missile*
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# =D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# egg!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# yolk!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# haha
I love this.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# *blushes*
i do what i can with paint and no talent..
=D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# haha
Where did you get that source image?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# just googled 'exploding earth' i think..
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I see no flat bread with lettuce, chicken and a honey & mustard dressing!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# you sod!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# That's the name me mother gave me
don't wear it out
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I'm hungrier than ever now
:(
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# So you probably don't want to know that, because I missed breakfast, I'm just popping out to Wenzels to get a bacon butty?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# no i don't
Wenzels?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Pinner based, but spread all over the Harrow & Brent area, bakery which does lovely cakes
but they put too much mayonnaise in tuna mayo and chicken mayo
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# hahahahahahah
FANTASTIC!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# get out now
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Is that model old enough
for me to make a pervy comment and just seem like a loser, rather than a criminal?

If so, would.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Oh, you bastard!

;)

(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Swing a cat...

(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# hahaha
what?!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# This
With added RIS.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeeeehaw
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# epic nonsense
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
FUCKING HATSTAND.

p.s. is that the websheriff?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# yes...
a rare sighting....
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# it sure is
I'd love an old shack in Virginia, I'd sit outside it all day with my banjo and scream like Roscoe Holcomb
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I'd love to shag an old ...
Oh.

Oh I thought you said something else.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Aw, poor kitty
Fucked in the arse and then it's brains smashed on the ceiling.

He should have swung it around his head like a lasso
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I wanted to do that
but it would have been an arse to animate. You'll have to settle for the crap version!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Hehehe
If I'm honest, I was awaiting a "cat" and "gills" pun.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I'll show you my catskills:
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# They're lovely
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I love Catskills
best of all the...er...regions
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hahahhahaah, this is so looney, I love it!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# YEEEEEEE-HAW!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# wah!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Wy aye pet...
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# What.
T.
F?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# hahah excellent pance
edit: Source? :)
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# haha awesome!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It am Geordie time?

(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# heh - crocodile shoe
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# He's lying.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Seamsnail
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Wahey!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# that reminds me
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# oh sex-y
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# pink pance! :D
woo!

(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# good grief!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Saw the movie yesterday, quite liked it
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# the one on the left looks like a nice boy
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# peado!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# nice boy gone bad
bless
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# "They made me do it, mum! I tried to stop them"
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
#
WHAT *whack* HAVE *whack* I *whack* TOLD *whack* YOU *whack* ABOUT *whack* HANGING *whack* AROUND *whack* WITH *whack* THOSE *whack* BOYS??????*whack*
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# But muuuuuuuuuuum
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I think he looks like a future
psychopath.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
#
I think he looks like a future psychopath permanent visitor to the dole office. Spending his existance leaching off the tax that I pay so he can support his kids from various different mothers and keep himself stocked with wife beater.

*gets shotgun*
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# i'd seen it in video shops recently but never heard of it.
i thought it looked shit, like "rise of the footsoldier"

P.S. your image is saddeningly true.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# It's ace.
It's got racism, violence and everything.

"D'yu wanna suck me tits?"
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# why tank you, don't mind if i do.
*sucks vagabonds tits*

This is nowhere near as erotic as i'd imgined it would be...
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Shut up and keep suckling, child.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# 12 year old WIN!
still, the girl looks like one of the Adams family. Was it really like this, in the old skin time (I know the old type of skins didn't have any problems with the Jamaicans and/or Ska) that they wore make-up like Marilyn Manson?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# It was a black n' white unite thing about equality
Until the NF hijacked it. It was very like punk in that respect.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# It was alright, but a bit easy story
NO true plot changes or surprises. But it's recognizable. Scared people turn into radicals.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# MAKE POVERTY HISTORY!!!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Bollocks
Hunt chavs for sport and pleasure.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# ^this.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Plan a day, I will come over
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# is that a request
or a challenge?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# it's bait.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I saw this a while back.
I thought it was brilliant, quite an emotional film in places.

'ning b3ta.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Aenesis?
is it a Greek Genesis tribute band?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# It is my band name and a evangelical american chior.
I like it when people get the two mixed up.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# PENESIS.
ANUSIS.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# ay that's good that Tony
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Imagine all the people... DEAD.


i really don't know why i did this..
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Bloody over-rated dried-up old cynic.
And his annoying wife.

But I like this.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# It's alright, he's dead now.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Ha!
You loon :D
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# mwhahahah!!!
no more fan mail for them too?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# hahaha
Yoko can only read toilet paper anyway
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# i wish i could read toilet paper :(
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I like this more than I should
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# That knife looks awful familliar...
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

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