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morning

EDIT: I guess nobody saw this movie!

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)

EDIT: sorry.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)

I'm a big RIS'r

on this one

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

and :

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)

Obviously

If you did you wouldn't have that great nutty taste when you chew your nails!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)

its a bit like a lion

nutty and moist

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)

a Northern lion?

uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20081015/tuk-northerners-have-dirtiest-hands-dba1618.html

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)

Yeah

Well we have the advantage that we have running water. They have to wipe the worst off on a whippet:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)

also a snail.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)

Lions must be different where you come from.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)

shut up :-)

www.chocablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/lion1.jpg

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)

That's a Lion bar.

You said Lion.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)

I think I'm gonna have to join the RIS train....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)

In, out, in, out

shake it all about

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Joliet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)

McCain reveals

his new campaign strategy.

(sjefke rejects Stan, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)

ONOES! He has shrunk New York!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)

run for cover

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)

LOLCAINZ

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)

hahaha!

godzilla would have him...

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)

comme ca?

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)

Daliphants!

Salvador's original and frankly rather poor effort

edit:you're all lovely - I now don't feel quite so stupid for messing about with blutac and chopsticks at an ungodly hour...

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)

Bloody hell that's good

We've got those elephants.

Have a pearoast for the compo:

CFB

EDIT: AND those chopsticks! Are you me?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)

haha

I think a lot of people have got those elephants. They'll be a factory in Mysore churning them out...

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)

ANd I've got a floor!

Maybe he's all of us?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)

NO WAI?!?!!

I HAZ A CHAIR!!!

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Just Flange, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)

And radiator!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)

you'll be telling me you've got a table

next...

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)

nutter!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)

^this^

who the fuck has a table......geez, some people....

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Just Flange, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)

Yes

That is clearly an upturned hatstand.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)

yes

and the table is upturned in the hall with hats on it. I am Mr Topsy-Turvey.

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)

LIES!

Tables are an urban myth! Everybody knows that!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)

top work sir

VERY VERY good

*clicks*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)

I say!!!!!!!!

This is super
Edit:I also suspect this compo will mean we will get see lots of floors and other little odd places in B3ta members houses :)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)

Why thank you

You're all very nice.

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)

Yes this compo is Lloyd Grossman!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)

Only more "hiding in the bushes by the bins"

Pretending that you invited me but really want me to stay here while you undress...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)

compos always do that to me

They just don't understand restraining orders!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)

omg! a naked homeless guy :(

woo! :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)

blimey, that is rather excellent!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)

Nicely :)

Although I have a feeling I'm going to spend most of this compo going 'huh?'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)

haha

think of it as a slightly insane art history lesson...

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)

The best way to learn :)

I've just tried to recreate both 'The Shootings of May Third' and 'Le déjeuner sur l'herbe'.

The cops are after me...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)

haha...

it's strangely addictive, isn't it?

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)

What Murder?

Why yes....yes it is

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)

EXACTLY like that

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)

Puzzled dog

...is puzzled.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)

Angry dog is angry

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)

and is a dog

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)

Superb!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)

Nicely done

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)

Ha ha

That's bloody brilliant

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sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)

*dalee-glee*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)

I like that a lot

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)

Great, I like it

you should ask for funding :-). It's bett0r then that other 'art' I see these days.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)

thanks

all donations gratefully frittered away on nonsense...

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)

Quite simply, that is bloody fab.

I did christmas cards based on that very piece last year...

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Curis, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)

that's great!

it'd be a pleasure to get one of those...

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)

was that done on a Indian ink scratch board?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)

Indian ink - yes.

Scratchboard - no. Just regular art board.

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Curis, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)

Where's the Gold, Frankenstein and Grr?!

Awesome!

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Joliet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

The first click of the day!

You genius nutter!

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Joliet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)

aw...

shucks.

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

oooooooh

*click*

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)

James Jarvis toy.

Kudos!

(ice9, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)

well

spotted!

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)

James Jarvis toy.

It's Magnus from the In Crowd Ages of Metal, isn't it?

(ice9, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)

You're

too good.

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)

FUCKING AWESOME!

why is this not front paged?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:37, archived)

holy fuck

that is stunning.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:31, archived)

Great stuuff

*Jealouses, hard*

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)

everybody now...

Aaaaaaaaaaargh!

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arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)

I feel like that right now.

I am having the snip in a mere 3 hours and my freshly shaved 'nads are itching like bastards.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:18, archived)

oh dear

see if you can get the doctors to play this while it's happnening

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arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:19, archived)

*embeds in blog*

havingapoo.blogspot.com/

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:39, archived)

hahahaha

i cannot believe the consent form is written in Teh Comic Sans...... that's classic.

EDIT: oh and P.s. www.chroniclebooks.com/index/main,book-info/store,books/products_id,7068/title,Poo-Log/ very very very handy book, think you'd 'preciate it.

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Just Flange, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)

tell me you didn't use the electric thingy

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:20, archived)

I videoed myself (well, my face) whilst I did it.

The clippers were shit and I reverted to scissors and after cutting myself with the cut throat I switched to a safety razor and cut myself again, worse.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:36, archived)

once when indulging in some genital topiary

Imanaged to snip a hole in my foreskin... weridest sensation ever.. not exactly painful.. just bizarre.. a warm numb pain.. bastards.

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arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)

Thankfully,

my penis is considerably longer than my pubic hairs.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)

surely that makes it get in the way more...

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arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:06, archived)

But keeps the end well away from the scissors.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)

Good luck

they only ache for a couple of years after. And BTW, my doctor said only poofs need to shave beforehand.

(there may be a link there).

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:24, archived)

Your being-nice-to-people-about-to-have-operations skills

are sorely lacking

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:27, archived)

you think?

I can't believe how much they've improved recently

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)

You think they itch now

Wait til it all starts to grow back....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:31, archived)

silly trellis

it doesn't grow back after the snip...

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arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)

GAAAAAAAH!

The reveraable one I hope?! So we're going for the 'last turkey in the shop' look today are we?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:33, archived)

very much so.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)

bootiful:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:35, archived)

so just how much are we allowed to tease you about this?

just setting the ground rules, fair play and such. wouldn't want to offend you ~~too much~~ excessively.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:47, archived)

Happy arghimonfire day

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:47, archived)

An annual celebration on 16th October

to remember lost sperm who will never swim to glory, kind of thing?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)

Look on the brightside

You'll save a fortune on tissues!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)

YOU ARE A STICK OF DYNAMITE

aicmfp

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arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:06, archived)

Happy ohcrapfiveyears day!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:54, archived)

'ningles trelly

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:59, archived)

Hippy B3taday.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)

happy b3taday!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)

Muuuuu

happy b3taday

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)

happappappy b3tacandlecelebrationpartyday!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)

Happy Candles

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:07, archived)

I wish you all the strength you need for today

soon you'll be cheerfully skipping about again
and humping things like there's no tomorrow

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)

AN exact replica of

the moment this morning when I realised it WASN'T Friday

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:21, archived)

i always think

you and Steve are the same person! coz of your ghost and long nickname :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:24, archived)

maybe... we are.....

oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:49, archived)

That's why I stick with my tooth

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:06, archived)

what a horrible day to realise it isn't friday on...

i had a dreamabout chefs making mecheesecake
but they never got itmade :(

probably for the best as their cooking stall was in a urinal.

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arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:26, archived)

I had a dream I was someone's getaway driver

But I was so bad at driving fast in reverse, he accused me of being one of them.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)

2 nights ago I dreamt my best mates were on death row

and had been given the final half hour warning of their impending executions.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:45, archived)

i dremt i was lost in Manchester

Christ knows why... I've never even been there

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:50, archived)

that'd be why you got lost then :D

a common theme in my dreams.. is having friends in them.. knowing they're a specific person despite them looking nothing like them at all.

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arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)

That's not too bad.

Thursday is my Monday!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)

You're using an out-of-date calendar then....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:41, archived)

Well I'm entering into the spirit of recycling!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:48, archived)

hahaha!

'ningles everyone!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:22, archived)

i always think

you and Joe are the same person! coz of your ghost and long nickname :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:24, archived)

theoriginalscaramanga, and Joe Steve are two very different people.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:26, archived)

who just happen to habit he same body and ip address :P

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arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:27, archived)

"Super Siamese Computer Twins™"

Now available on cassette for C64, Spectrum and Amstrad for £3.99

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:29, archived)

ningles Joe!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:52, archived)

ningles Steve!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:00, archived)

this won't help you..

~~you~~ yous

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)

I'm my own man dude!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:35, archived)

you're a man dude?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)

Hahaha

'ningles b3ta. I love having Wednesdays off as I miss the last day of the compo and come in to a fresh one.
I can't help wondering what I shall be doing with the cocktail sticks a pistachios on my desk!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)

There's a compo on this site?

Geez.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:44, archived)

Yes

It's beige.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:46, archived)

Beige just makes me think of Leona Lewis now.

Beige hair, beige skin, with a beige tinted voice. She is beige.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:53, archived)

I had to google her:P

Jebus apparantly Blue Peter has it's 50th anniversary today!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:55, archived)

Party at the Palace for them

What with that and the Olympic parade London is once again, the centre of the universe

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)

I'm not a fan of the 'real things' compos

because it's difficult to construct something serruptitiously at my desk

I'm curerently trying to work out why I can't send a photo from my phone to my email address, which is another bastard part of the whole shebang

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:52, archived)

You could buy a USB cable:P

Also 'contruct something serruptitiously at my desk' sounds rude!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)

Nah

my phone's got a wanky bespoke connection (cable at home), AND i have to install software too (disc at home)... fucking sony

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)

Best thing to do is go into one of those small independant computer/phone shops.

You'll be able to be able to get one not made by Sony for 5-10 quid.
You shouldn't have to install the software as the computer should just recognise it as a storage devise.
Failing that you could always take the flash card out and either put it in a printer (if you have oe with card slots) or but a chreapy card reader.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)

I was going to do this in a packed high street without the mask, I still might.

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XLVII .uk, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:49, archived)

Hopefully with someone taking the photo rather than the camera on timer.

/someone running off with the camera blog

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:53, archived)

It'd prolly be the perfect expression but getting the camera back would be tough.

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XLVII .uk, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)

Do it!!!!

and ningles !

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)

I shall.

'ning matey!
:)

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XLVII .uk, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:08, archived)

you should..

i was going to try and do something a little more creative with it.. lack of paint stopped me :(

could look very cool on a slow shutter speed :D

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arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)

Indeed

I may try and do a Hockney too but I'd want to use tattyshop to pice it all together!
Which I think would be acceptable.....?

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XLVII .uk, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:07, archived)

haha

...you nutter

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)

Nice Stanhope Tee

The face resonates with the scream...

(hypernation, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

Monster Month - 16th October - A Resident of Selby

(PagettyPol something something something, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 7:43, archived)

oooof

expect a posse of Yorkshire~~folk~~ beast with flaming torches anytime soon..

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 7:53, archived)

a posse of Yorkshire terriers you mean?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:11, archived)

Ha ha ha TEEEEEEEEFS

love it

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:14, archived)

hubert?

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 7:57, archived)

Hello pb

I missed barbara's reply. Can you linky me please? Ta.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:54, archived)

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:05, archived)

this is woosome

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:12, archived)

I resent that!

I'm from Yorkshire, and I can assure you people from Selby do not look like this. Where you've drawn a third eye, the typical resident of the town actually have a Horn, and the fact your illustration lacks webbing between his fingers is more than a minor oversight!

(Virulent, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:12, archived)

I thought that (like Lincolnshire)

you only get the webfooted and fingered ones near the coast, or other bodies of water.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:15, archived)

Mark Richards?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)

New plan launched for economic growth

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:13, archived)

hahaha and i just switched my monitor over to PC from TV

from a commercial for "natural male enhancement"

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:14, archived)

BIG PENIS FOR BIG PLANS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:15, archived)

Glans plans?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)

supply and demand...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:26, archived)

:-/

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:33, archived)

Well there goes my appetite.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:12, archived)

YOU FEEL THE HUNGER.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:14, archived)

this is just wrong.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:13, archived)

OK SO IT'S YOUR B3TA DAY BIG FUCKING DEAL

WHAT DO YOU WANT SOME CAKE FFS?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:13, archived)

oh, good idea.

i'll ice my next cake with FFS.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:14, archived)

ALSO:

If you were giving a cake to a bulimic, you could ice it with "BRB LOL"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:15, archived)

i wonder if i know any bulimics?

i guess i could try and sell that on craigslist.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:18, archived)

Peanutbutter icing on an MC Hammer shaped one with 'Can't touch this'.

Allergy humour.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:18, archived)

AH FUCKING HELL STOP BITCHING HERE IT IS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:14, archived)

:-D

it took me a while there to realize that was for me

*cyber eats*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 7:36, archived)

I have caek too

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)

SELL FUCKING MEGADIK!!!!!!

We seem to be well stocked with them again.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)

john key's new strategy

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)

SELL MUCH DICK, YES

did you watch that debate on telly the other night? and by debate I mean slanging match.

I did smile at eleven minutes in when he referred to her as Helen Key.
CAN YOU HANDLE THE PRESSURE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:30, archived)

MAYBE HE WAS TRANSFIXED BY HER HIDEOUS FUCKING MOUTH.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:57, archived)

SHE'LL BITE YOUR COCK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:25, archived)

nah

can't bring myself to watch any of them.

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:00, archived)

true

'twas a fairly desultory spectacle, to be sure

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:24, archived)

gun these motherfuckers down now, please.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)

this.. is disturbing.

probably because of the choice of materials.

www.thefeejeemermaid.com/mexicomermaid.htm

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:41, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrggggghhhhhhhh fuck the others are even worse

www.thefeejeemermaid.com/gallery1.htm

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:45, archived)

Not too bad, but lacks any focus what so ever.

One is left after only a few of them going,
'we get the gag, now what?', which may
be harsh. Some are clever enough.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:50, archived)

haha, if they were in focus they'd be a good lol/wut base.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:16, archived)

yeah.. I found this little fellow at the Museum of Warrington:

museum.warrington.gov.uk/Images/Mermaid%20colour%20small_tcm22-23559.jpg

was looking for some better pictures and Cabana came up instead.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:34, archived)

real fish skin?

why? was the store out of the synthetics?

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:15, archived)

heh heh...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)

ME-GA-DIK.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:53, archived)

Haha

"Would you like Viagra with that?"

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:29, archived)

DO YOU THINK ITS TOO WARM IN HERE FOR THE BRIE?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:47, archived)

the lawn smells best when freshly cut...

...avoid blades that spin at 300rpm.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:50, archived)

OH NOES!

I THINK IT MIGHT BEEN GOT CAUGHT IN THE FUTURE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:54, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:07, archived)

^this^...

...^this^... ^this^...etc...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:09, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:10, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:13, archived)

give it a few years.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:16, archived)

...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:20, archived)

I DON'T CARE HOW FUCKING RUNNY IT IS!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:50, archived)

I BOUGHT SOME BORGONZOLA THE OTHER DAY.

IT IS BRIE AND GORGONZOLA MIXED.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:53, archived)

you sure it wasn't just brie that was seriously off?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:54, archived)

a friend of mine mentioned he'd bought some.

it's marketed that way - interesting combo of the texture of brie (mostly) with some pungency.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:56, archived)

DON'T YOU WANNA BE MY PRIME GONZOLA?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:01, archived)

PICTURES, MOTHERFUCKER. CAN YOU POST THEM?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:01, archived)

we are visual people...

...POST A FUCKING PICTURE!!! ....and it better be shopped, or we'll string you up!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:04, archived)

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:05, archived)

cockweasle rules!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:08, archived)

i took your advice and changed the background colour in mine too.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:09, archived)

i made a random choice...

...and i'm sticking to it.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:22, archived)

and thou shalt have no other Snarn but me.

love it!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:14, archived)

NOW EAT YOUR STALE BISCUIT AND DRINK MY BLOOD.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:27, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:15, archived)

OM NYOM NYOM NYOM

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:06, archived)

I wonder if you even bother pickle jars in the toilet

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:04, archived)

BAD JOKE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:07, archived)

heh.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:17, archived)

so i sent a few more emails today....

what came to me today, sent not long after my last prompt:

"Dear Andy,

I'm very sorry to hear of the situation and please know that at _______ ________ Inc. we do not tolerate rudeness; we take an issue like this very seriously
If you would please forward, to my attention, all email correspondence with and from barbara@__________.ca, I will promptly investigate the matter further.

Sincerely,

M_________

M_______ F________
Manager
___________ __________ Inc."

that came in response to my email, sent to a few different people whose addresses i found on their site:

"mf@______.ca

subject: rudeness

Attention M_______ F_____:
One week ago I contacted your company with the following message. I await a response explaining this behaviour.

To whom it may concern (and attention, please, to W______ C_________):
A short while ago I placed advertisements on several internet messageboards offering free Hallowe'en masks for children. I make these masks by hand, from hypoallergenic materials, and have been giving them away for many years. I happened to make some that were too small for the intended recipients this year, so after remaking them I had a few to spare and I posted them hoping that some families who might not be able to afford luxuries like handmade costumes might want them.
The response was wonderful - I gave the masks away to some delighted new parents and am helping them create other accessories to complete the outfits. One email, however, was impossibly rude and mean-spirited, and it came from barbara@_____________.ca. Barbara, using language that was harsh and volatile, berated me for my ad and gifts. Needless to say, I was stunned and could not comprehend what would drive her to do this.
Upon some reflection, I asked the parents of the kids for whom I make the masks what they thought of her remarks. To a person they all thought that this Barbara was rude in the extreme and encouraged me to reply in kind. Not being the sort of man who finds rudeness acceptable, I took some time to compose an email to Barbara explaining my motivation and asking for an apology. I also asked for an apology to my parents who she had managed to malign as well in her email. My letter explained my views on charity and why I felt that community spirit was important - I have a terminal illness and have been the recipient of the goodwill of others so giving back what I can is tremendously significant to me.
What response did I get from Barbara? Nothing! Surprised again, I sent a new email to prompt her, and then received another ill-mannered response reinforcing her horrible initial comments that I was "sick" and "should be ashamed" of myself.
That clearly indicates to me that further correspondence with Barbara is pointless. She is, however, using your company's reputation to lend weight to her hateful screeds, otherwise she'd not be emailing me from barbara@____________.ca. This is not acceptable to me at all, and I expect some redressing of this matter from your company else I will be forced to assume that you share this ill-mannered Barbara's noxious opinions.

Awaiting your response,

Andy"

i of course forwarded everything.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:46, archived)

ATTENTION, MOTHER FUCKER:

awesome

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:49, archived)

heh, i saw that her name abbreviated becomes naughty.

THEY'RE HER INITIALS, I DIDN'T MOTHERFUCKER HER, I SWEAR. THAT WOULD BE RUDENESS.

AND WE DON'T TOLERATE RUDENESS.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)

NETIQUETTE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:05, archived)

hahaha, i could spam them with various NETIQUETTE! images a few weeks after this is resolved.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:07, archived)

NETIQUETTE IS IMPORTANT

IT'S OK TO BE A DICK THOUGH

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:10, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)

this illustrates every party i've ever been to in my life.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:16, archived)

Hahahaha

what's wrong with us?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:19, archived)

WE WERE PROVOKED.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 7:02, archived)

they're going to get more dick than a gay in a house full of dicks.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:16, archived)

Well, she did make the first mistake after all.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:19, archived)

yeah, anyone dumb enough to correspond with me needs a few kicks.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:23, archived)

HEY POSTBEAR

YOUR NEW GOVERNMENT IS AWESOME

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:28, archived)

THIS IS FUCKING WAR ON YOUR PEOPLE YOU FUCK.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:39, archived)

HAHAHAHA YOU GOT CONSERVADICK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:44, archived)

asshole fucking peabrained votefucks.

at least it's a minority government, they don't do fuck all usually.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:55, archived)

heh

www.thehammer.ca/content/view.php?news=2005-01-27-stephen-harper-polygamy

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:45, archived)

fuck i hate the smirking cunt.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:54, archived)

DESTROY!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:48, archived)

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

BARBARA IS DESTROY ALL GRONKPAN.

also, i wish i had thought to do that. thanks!

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:52, archived)

you should re-do it better...

...it was a rush job.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:03, archived)

i would, except i suck at picturemaking.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:07, archived)

dang!...

...i wanted to see it destroy Tokyo or something.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:11, archived)

Silly bint. Nancy Grace wanna-be has been my guess/view all along.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)

what did you do to my b3ta?

when i tried to reply to you, this is what i saw:

also, i had to google nancy grace. the only law tv person i care for is judge judy.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:56, archived)

blah blah blah...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:09, archived)

Looks like the Hare's reply was wack, not mine.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:28, archived)

MAYBE BUT I'M BLAMING YOU.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:45, archived)

nancy grace is the most infuriating psychotic bitch ever given her own show.

she's literally a syndicated Ann Coulter.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)

Oh, much worse.

Annie is a tool, Nancy is an industry.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:24, archived)

INTERNETS

SERIUS BISNESS

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:55, archived)

oh, it is so on.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:57, archived)

this cat could care less.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxNCpsIFLho

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:08, archived)

why is he...

...touching himself?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)

this cat provides swift justice.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELWqtyP55Z0

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:12, archived)

DOMINATION: ACHIEVED

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:03, archived)

FIGHT!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:56, archived)

haha, at the end i should suggest that i'll be satisfied with an official apology ...

...and a televised greased wrestling match between barbara and me.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:58, archived)

yes...

...pay-per-view.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:59, archived)

i'll take five viagra and backdoor her.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:04, archived)

BRING IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:06, archived)

BRUNG!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:18, archived)

SICK BASTARD!

these are the most frightening things i have ever seen and you should be
ashamed of yourself. you are absolutely sick.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:22, archived)

oh no...

...you've become what you hate the most.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:25, archived)

darn.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:27, archived)

WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT STUPID RABBIT SUIT?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:40, archived)

I am off to watch Ghostbusters!

IT JUST SEEMS A LITTLE PRICEY FOR A UNIQUE FIXER UPPER OPPORTUNITY!

HEY, DOES THIS POLE STILLL WORK?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)

SIT ON IT AND DISCOVER FOR YOURSELF.

GHOSTBUSTERS IS YAK VOMIT, I HATE THAT CRAP.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:13, archived)

GHOSTBUSTERS IS KIN!

STARWARSES IS PANTSE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:24, archived)

i hate star wars too.

i pretty much hate everything.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:27, archived)

Shroda sez.............."wise...you are not!"...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:27, archived)

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Microwave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:39, archived)

(don't know if you saw this yet)...mr.blackhat burns down the secret headquarters...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)

i DID see it

it is GOOD

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Microwave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:42, archived)

you should be doing cartoons with all these characters...

...it's very interesting!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:47, archived)

It was cold out that day.

Silly place to hide it anyway.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:43, archived)

THAT FUCKING FUCKER FUCKHAT RUINS EVERYTHING.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:48, archived)

aw...he's just a misunderstood arsonist...

...that's all.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)

I HAVE SEEN BEYOND.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:42, archived)

GJM

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:44, archived)

THEY HAVE DISCOVERED STUFF.

And they are gonna beat the bad ninjas' arses for good!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)

GALILEO!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)

GALILEO!

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:48, archived)

GALILEO FIGARO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:50, archived)

MAGNIFICO.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:53, archived)

oh...oh...

...OH ...OH !!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:58, archived)

*more queen noises here*

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:07, archived)

i like kepler a lot.

i read kepler's witch last year and it was excellent.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:50, archived)

;D...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:26, archived)

Wut!?!

...LOL.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:42, archived)

...the joke is,...see... he threw away all his fan's mail in the dump...

...(nevermind).

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)

let me translate ringo's nonsense:

hi everyone!

remember me? john and george are dead and paul just released another album (yeah it's crap, but that's not the point). anyway, i haven't been in the news for years and i'm getting lonely and a bit cranky. no-one's written me in a long time, so maybe this press release will help change that.

right?

right? anyone?

_{oh god it's so dark here....}

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:01, archived)

...*sniffle*...

...and i thought this was a FP for sure!............................. :(

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:06, archived)

too wide, dude. 402 pixels, lol.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:09, archived)

haa haa haa...

...you bastard!.....:D :D :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:21, archived)

we all live in a stinking pile of cash.

a stinking pile of cash.
a stinking pile of cash.

WOO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:07, archived)

TIME TO SWIM/DROWN.

www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/mccartney%20+%20lennon%20wrote%20swimming%20pool%20song

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:18, archived)

why can't i write a swimming pool?...

...jeeeeeeeze!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:23, archived)

SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS FOURTEEN

THEN FELL BACKWARDS DOWNSTAIRS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:43, archived)

Post something:

-Rad
-Bodacious
-Off the hook

Mohawk lizards are all three.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)

Friccin' awesome!

*clicks*

/edit:
here is my attempt-

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:44, archived)

That's pretty rad.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:47, archived)

dat shit is off da' HOOK!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)

NIPPLES

^No nipples :^(

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:47, archived)

Dinosaurs had no nipples.

This is how you can tell them apart.

Also, they are dead.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:47, archived)

Is this a dinosaur?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:52, archived)

Skeletons have no nipples.

Of course it's a dinosaur.

Do the math.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:47, archived)

Totally bodacious, good work

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:48, archived)

yeh man, thats all three fo' shaw!

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:49, archived)

Boogety boogety

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:17, archived)

SWEET

This is an EVIL DEAD wallpaper I made.

Click for wallpaper size.
It's rad because he has a shotgun and a chainsaw for a hand.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:49, archived)

clicking not working

*sads*

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:49, archived)

DOES NOW

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:49, archived)

coolio

et merci

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:50, archived)

ALRIGHT YOU PRIMITIVE SCREWHEADS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:50, archived)

I watched all three in one night.

Heavy shit.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:52, archived)

My Army of Darkness is split into two parts, and the middle is missing.

It's not good. I'm going to download it now.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)

I've still not seen army of darkness, despite the fact that the clip at the end in S Mart is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)

The end is awesome.

But the whole movie itself is also badass.
God damn, I want to watch it now, but I have to be up in 5 hours.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:57, archived)

to be fair, it does lose it quite a bit in the second half.

but that's Raimi for you.
Wonderfully creative in photography, sound and editing, but do NOT let him near a script..!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)

I watched "The Gift" again the other week

STILL AWESOME

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:01, archived)

Tru' dat.

The recaps at the start ED2 and AoD are fantastic, I love them a little too much.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)

I considered editing the penultimate episode of the recent series of Doctor Who so instead of all that timelord Deus Ex Machina shit happening

The middle of the room would just explode and Bruce Campbell playing the piano from the old spice adverts would appear, then daleks would try to shoot him but he would lift the lid of the grand up and deflect the rays. Then massive pneumatic legs would come out of the piano and he would stomp the place up. Also someone would run away into a room, then you would hear screaming followed by about four gallons of blood just splattering over the hallway. Then David Niven would leave the room adjusting his shirt cuffs.

These are the things I would like to see in Doctor Who

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:05, archived)

I would enjoy this.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)

Hungry like the wolf, baby.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:23, archived)

I do that from time to time.

IT IS AN ACT OF DEVOTION

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)

Ash is rad by default.

Good choice.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:50, archived)

this is delightful

i love the colour of his hair and his nipples are giving me excessive amounts of glee.

and with that. i'm off. g'night all!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:49, archived)

night

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:49, archived)

Dude.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:50, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)

Rad, sweet, and rockin'

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)

sing it...

...you radical raccoon!.....:D

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:48, archived)

DONK

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)

Totally of the hook dude.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)

whoa...

...hang 8?

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:31, archived)

ALL OF THE ABOVE

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)

Oh this is all three and more.

Whoever made that robot costume must be a king amongst men.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)

Or among robots at least.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)

Robo-men.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)

haa haa...

...that's pretty funny!.......:D

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:32, archived)

here's an icon of a pepper shaker that i made a mess of.

it looks like a thalidomide sock monkey.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:01, archived)

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)

Shit yeah.

And with this, I'll go to bed.
No night can end badly if it ends with pixel kitties.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)

I VOTE CLICK.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:05, archived)

this is the most outstanding thing on the boards...

...pure genius.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:33, archived)

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:48, archived)

It looks a bit like a dick with really tiny rectangular balls.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)

RORSCHACH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SEE IT?

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)

Can you update me on the Barbara situation please?

I'm out of the loop.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)

SHE IS A MEAN, SPITEFUL BITCH

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:23, archived)

they kissed and made up...

...with masks on!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:34, archived)

phwoarrr!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:46, archived)

oh hey. see post up above for VITAL UPDATES.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:06, archived)

Demented gopher.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)

no that's you, nyer.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:02, archived)

he's way the fuck off the hook, yo...

...he's bodaciously stupid, and radically insane and full of shit. CHECK IT, YO!........................................WORD!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:18, archived)

I am gonna have to play the 'bodacious' card here

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:18, archived)

they need to get into a car, drive really fast...

...and crash into a brick wall.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:35, archived)

hahahahah top shop

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:20, archived)

Ceci n'est pas une Magritte

Click for bigger (152KB)

(hypernation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)

I highly suspect that image manipulation was involved here

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:24, archived)

Totally photoshopped.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)

Someone should do that fucking dadaist urinal.

i4.photobucket.com/albums/y101/Danielleyvette/dadaism2.jpg

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)

please, it's a fountain.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)

please, it's a funeral.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:34, archived)

not my funeral!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)

WE WILL NOT REDUCE OUR PRICES

KEEP YOUR VICES USUAL.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:45, archived)

you recognised, so what? i turned invisible

made myself clear, reappeared to you visual.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:15, archived)

Why do people only read the title of an image challenge?

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)

What the fuck is an image challenge

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)

cunt?

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)

That's hardly a challenge, I've been a cunt for years

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)

me too!

we are cunt buddies.

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)

WHAT IS THIS THING THAT MAKES SHAPES ON SCREEN WHEN I PRESS IT?

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)

It's a dick.

I'm eating one.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)

I wish my penis had a HUD.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)

it would show 26% health.

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)

And hull damage :(

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:31, archived)

I've never been to Hull

it sounds painful though.

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)

Shield Level Crippical

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)

How would you fit someone's head up a dick anyway?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:31, archived)

I don't know.

I've been listnening to Jeru the Damaja.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)

His stuff is all scientifical madness.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)

I love last.fm now.

He came up on a Slick Rick radio.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)

HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)

That was my stats quote yesterday.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)

you never know

it might be mine tomorrow

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:38, archived)

lose the fruit, you dozy tart!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)

Manipulated?

No this really happened. By accident.

(hypernation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)

BBC iPlayer just froze like this for several seconds

(

hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)

Hahaaha

Fucktard Obama

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)

silly kitten

tricks are for mccains!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:58, archived)

either he's got a decent sized cock

or he's a shit fisherman.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)

Haha

good observation.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)

Is that debatey thing on now?

And how long is it?

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)

an hour i think

on raido 4 and 5 too

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)

Well.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)

what is this new technique you spoke of?

and are dinosaurs related to kangaroos?

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)

I video screengrabbed me moving the dinosaur with my mouse

and then imported the frames to photoshop as layers.
And, I don't know.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)

you beat my guess

below :(

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:24, archived)

it is still tearing...

go back to the old way.

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)

Yeah I'm not sure what the deal is there.

Needs more experimenting.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:24, archived)

Its a

novel way of animating though, hope it all works out for you.
;)

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)

Haha thanks. I'm all about the easy work-around.

You'll never guess how I made this.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)

Yeh I'm always on the lookout for easier ways of doin stuff too.

^My guess you own MS Vista and recorded the last few seconds before it crashed and shutdown?

I'm right I know it!

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)

Hahaha nope, I'm an Apple fag.

I covered my webcam with my finger, then shone a laser pointer across the back of it from left to right. I don't know why.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)

Fuck thats woosome then! I click it.

You are like some uRban-digital piXel artist type dude.

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)

lower your screen resolution and framerate to the lowest possible

might help

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)

Will do.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)

so it is...

let me guess, are you moving a brush with a mouse while you record it with a screen video capture program?

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:24, archived)

Haha good guess though.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)

what a douche

the world is truly doomed

(clut, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)

Vinny's Rickety Chair with Fags

Compare and contrast with the original.
sunsite.icm.edu.pl/cjackson/gogh/gogh35.jpg

Click for bigger (269KB)

(champagnerocker, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)

are those gauloise? i think NOT!

*harrumphs*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)

and

no crack pipe :(

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)

a blatant oversight

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)

And that radiator,

not period I see.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:04, archived)

the flooring isn't authentic, either.
the list of artistic crimes simply pile up.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)

I shall counter these legitimate criticisms...

... by boasting that I still have both my ears

(champagnerocker, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)

Easily sorted

*gets gelding shears*

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)

then you're not mental enough to be a true artist.

true artists suffer for their art.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)

Thats why...

I'm in the process of re-creating Goatse for everyone.

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)

might i recomend

using a watermelon? it has the perfect red fleshy texture.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)

No I mean actually re-creating it...!

*fears*

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)

in that case

you'll need lard, a wedding ring and an anal spanner.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)

noted

thanks, i'll post the results in the morning. lol
:)

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)

good. i await your gaping ringpiece with bated breath.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:39, archived)

very good

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)

They are think tanks!

Why aren´t the ladies too?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)

Women weren't allowed to in those days.

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)

we save our vibrations till bedtime

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)

needs more bocks.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)

hey!

U been posting to StLouis Craigslist? :P
stlouis.craigslist.org/cas/880751019.html

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)

oh no, that's fairly run-of-the-mill stuff.

scarcely even freakish.
I BLAME THE INTERNET

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)

i read that as run-of-the-milf

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)

I HAVE THE KEYS TO THE BACK DOOR AND THE RUN OF THE MILF.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:31, archived)

haha, no.

that's disgusting, but as rapi noted, not that unusual by craigslist standards.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)

WANK MY FARTING FANNY VOMIT

www.youtube.com/watch?v=io7e-YHElyc

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)

WHERE'S MY BRASILIAN CAKE?

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)

Possibly the best stats quote I have ever seen

(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

Chair!

Where?
There!

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)

Nicely :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:04, archived)

This is not a pipe.

/Foucault

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)

Bloody hell that GOD edit was lightning!!

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)

why am i looking at your god edit?

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)

A naughty person posted poo.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)

this is a day ending in 'y'.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)

Bears pope in the catholic woods.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)

gaz me a link

I DEMAND FILTH

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)

LET'S HAVE A POO PARTY

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)

Let's not.

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)

You are a complete cunt!

I have no fear in saying that!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)

???

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)

wtf

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)

Oh Fuck Off Dickhead!

You know exactly what you have done!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)

Er,

I saw a pic, it went, I assumed a GOD edit and posted amazement in seconds. Didn't name as it could have been a mistake.

Now you tell me why you're getting very unpleasant, since the pic wasn't by you.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)

talk is...

that a way ---)

(Virulent, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)

I Think! His Brain! Has Been Addled!

by too! many years!
of Sugary Drinks!
and artificial!
COLOURINGS!!!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:49, archived)

what was it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)

Buh?

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)

bad boy! dirty boy! in your bed!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)

lolwut?

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)

Waguarn?

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)

you fucking fool

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)

previously:
www.b3ta.com/board/8835637

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)

this is so fast

it temporarily tricked my eyes into believing nothing had been done.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)

I can see why they've won so many tournaments

They take the whole game to another level, for sure.

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)

TEAM CUTLERY CHAMPIONS.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)

GO TEAM CUTLERY!

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)

I HATE THOSE COCKS.

i was cheering for the underspoons.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)

Nurse

pass me the underspoons.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)

i want underspoons!

*stamps foot*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)

Underwear

for spoons?

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:14, archived)

NO MORE SHALL YOUR UTENSILS GO PANTSLESS.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:37, archived)

The silverwear has been electrified.

And they are all touching.
In a bygone, gentle manly way,

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)

"And the award award for the most consistently boxed cutlery goes to.."

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)

Hahaha

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)

Hey!

(Virulent, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)

Hahahah yes!

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)

Haha

HIT ME!
UH!

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)

if you insist...

*takes a good run-up*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)

Lo Smash!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)

'lo sush!

how do, fella?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)

Not too shabby.

Just awaiting the debate :D

And yourself?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)

coughing up a lung ;)

my bout of sniffles has gone, but the cough lingers. still, i should be fine by the weekend. as long as i'm ok by next wednesday, i'm happy.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)

So whats next wednesday?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)

my birthday! :D

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)

pfff!

you loon!

also, this is making me think of hourglass by squeeze

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)

Sounds like a technique for achieving the perfect figure

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)

it is.

just google victorian grotesque...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)

Sounds like a jolly good read

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)

indeed.

fhm did a little book a while ago called victorian grotesque. if you can get your hands on it, i strongly recommend it.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)

Ha ha ha!

But fuck you! Now I want a Pizza!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)

butt fu...

you will not, u know!

oh...go on then

(Virulent, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)

FACK YOU!

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENARSE!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)

I had half a kebab.

I gave the other half to homeless person. Now I wish I had that other half.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)

YOU SHOULD GIVE IT TO FOXES!

I saw Christian again earlier.

I gave him Beef.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)

Who, sorry?

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)

If that hobo dies of a heart attack you'll feel well guilty.

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)

*snorts*

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)

Oh gawd.

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)

dear god!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)

yarp!

(

partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)

high speed amusement

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)

Ow!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)

How the Royal Google is going to happen...

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)

the bloke in the red tie

is thinking "i wonder what she'd look like in slacks?"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)

"I wonder if she'll notice that I threw my tie in the washing with her white suit?"

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)

"i wonder if she actually cracks a smile when phil the greek is fisting her?"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)

Oi Jack!

Listen up!

YOURE A CUNT! ;)

BTW, do you know where I can watch the debate live?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)

Don't you cunt me.

Are you of the myriad people I just added on facebook or were we already friends? Also, what debate? I just came home from a club because I'm still sick :(

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)

BBC News 24

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)

would

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

you mean you haven't already?

that's the last time i believe graffiti!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)

Good Morning David!

How are you?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

david?

my name isn't david.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)

david, are you in denial again, david?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)

That is where the Queen is wrong.....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)

that we have no money?

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)

Well yes, In a sense.

We have the biggest physical reserves of any country in the world, barring America. However, the majority of their's is in private hands. They could easily be destroyed :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)

Their economy will soon be up and running again once they invade another country anyway.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)

well said

we are still fucked though

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)

Burn them.

Also, I'll leave this here, I made it several months ago. Tata!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)

Her stern unemotional grimace, her steely silence and dangerous array of hats.

It's a wonder why they turned her down for the part of Oddjob.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)

pffft

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)

i have some. she's not getting it.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)

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