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# Dice: sex pests from space.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# oh my god!!
ALL MY FEARS ARE BECOMING REALITY!!!!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# This is SCIENCE(TM).
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# they look
rather dicey to me. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# stROLL on
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# god, with puns like this i just want to die
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# *glowers*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# *pisses liberally on Daves punny mind*
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *dies*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# *craps*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# *bones*
... oh wait - that's dominoes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *gets snake-eye*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# hahaha
How bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# HELLO.
I AM GOING TO BRING THE DISCO. ALL OF IT. MIND OUT, PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# that's rare that is!
Wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# venn(y) good
or some such math-related pun
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# You need to follow the formula.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# this is a bad sign
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I would say that's an average pun
but that would just be mean
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# i can come up with any combination of these
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I can't figure
you lot out.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# there's no limit
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# VENNDICK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Wolfbagging FTW
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# My gran's dead, you fucking dicey cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I'll teabag your gran pineapple
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Why are you looking at a picture of my dressing gown?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Such dainty hands
have a click, dainty hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# They are indeed dainty and tiny
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Tiny handed women for the win.
Maybe we should have some sort of 'we wear kids gloves' club. Or 'we can dry the bottom of the glass' club.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Ha, can't dry the bottom of glasses
Last time I tried I sliced my hand open when the glass cracked :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Ouuuuuchie :-(
I think I suprised my friends when I managed to fit into a solid plastic bangle designed for little girls. Suprised myself a bit. It took a while to come off though :S
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Ah yes, very good at getting my hand INTO things
It's getting them out again I have problems with.



And I am aware that that statement could be taken to be completely filthy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# As if I would ever take something filthily.
Paragon of virtue, me.

;-)

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Sitting there polishing your halo
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *rubs ring*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *naughty giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I'll do yours as well if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
#
*not sure what to say*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I'll cry if you don't say yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Well, yes then
Can't have the dear Cap'n in tears!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Hurrah!
Bend over, Blacktrellis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# O_O Why is that poker red?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# It's paint. Just paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Ah ok then
*bends*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Mrs Vagabond ordered some leggings online the other day
When they arrived they were kids' leggings - age 10!

Obviously I found this MASSIVELY arousing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
I've got some small/medium leggings that fit, that's pleasing enough for my wobbly self.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Mrs. Undercover is about 6 foot and a million or something (a deal taller than me anyway)
and so has a problem when it comes to tights and leggings because the only people who have realised that women don't get wider as they get taller are Wolford... who make the MOST expensive tights ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# For a short cow
I've got silly length legs, so tights are always too short for me too. I just lop the ends off them now, hem them and then wear socks and long boots with them. The only ones I've got that are long enough were some cheapies from Tesco that fit, strangely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww
like tiny kitten paws.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Only less furry
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# As my old grandad used to say
"Always go for the girls with tiny hands".
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbored78 is being a bit cheeky., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Blummin hell! WOOHOOYAYHOUPLAH!
MC Escher - best of all the rapping mathematical conundrum-based illustrators.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# THIS FOR THE WIN
also - Trelly has very sexy hands!

*fetishes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Hand fetishist too huh?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# hahahahahahah
woo!


get dressed!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# No, I am comfy
So there :P
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# have you tidied up yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# No, I am fighting 'Can'tbearseditis'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# if you find the cure let me know
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I'm on a clinical trial to see if b3ta is the cure
It seems not so far, but I'll give it some more time
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I like it!
Ecsher-sketch?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# haha, very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# ningles Archie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# 'ello fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I like three things in three minutes.
What's gone wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# The Hadron Collider blew up
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# In my head, apparently.
Hangovers. Who is responsible for them? The cunts. Whoever they are.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# ....but how did you take the picture?
Very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I pressed the camera button with my tongue
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# because you haven't taken it off yet.
nice pic
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# haha
excellent work!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Inspired by your good shiny reflective self :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# thank you.
I often take pictures of myself to inspire females on the internet to make some special art. This is the first time it has worked.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Just think what inspiration it would have been if you'd been nekkid
Oh well, next time perhaps
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I hadn't thought of that.
Dammit.

Good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# DAMMIT
I've been trying to do that, but holding the camera in my teeth started to hurt...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I rather like this!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# oh hell yes! *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Good stuff Ma'am!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Further clickies from me
One of my favourite pics (and prominent in my favourite book as pimped on the QOTW recently)
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# och aye
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# You silly :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# WOULD!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Bootiful!
hehehe, top stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# ya ken?
tha's canny good.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Wud
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I want those boots.
I have many pairs of boots me.
(angel eyes, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# funny movie
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I was watching a weather programme very late last night
you know, the whole 'EXTREME WEATHER ARGH' sort of thing (of which I am a big fan because I luffs the big scary weather) and there were lots of Canadians on it.

Awwwwwww. Their little accents.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# and their flappy heads too
what's all that aboot, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# was it an interesting show? this one aboot the weather?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# It was, there was tornadoes and hurricanes and a massive flood
and the sinking of the Ocean Ranger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# no one goes awwwwwww at my accent. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# No one does to mine either
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I think yorkie accents are hillarious.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# That's not my accent though
I've lived down here far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# bugger.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I have a few Canadian friends and they're awesome
but what's more awesome is that they have a wee little baby who has a half Canadian half Scottish accent.

He is so win it's untrue!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
you are 10 million % loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Salt + Clipboard = Art

I'd better get on and do some work now. Thanks for the woos :)
May contain traces of traces
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# that's a lovely murdering pyschopath you've rendered in salt there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Silly Discomeats
THat is not a cycle path!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Crikey! you are right! it is an unclassified country road in wiltshire!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Why are there no french fries in Wiltshire?
Because there are no Devizes for Chippenham.

Thanks, you've been a great crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# O_O
OH
MY
BOATING
FUCK

!

that's just wrong

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Hi. My name is Mandy Lifeboats.
Let me introduce you to my sister, Wendy Boatcomesin.

NAUGHTICAL.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# *man in your boat joke*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# this is though
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha
EDIT: Grrr I have a complete retard covering me at the moment!
It's her fourth week and on my day off yesterday she woke me up at 11pm as she couldn't lock the office door and I'm looking on yesterday's daysheet and it says the occupants of room five are 'new girls' wwith no payment details of duration of stay!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# You'd better give me the keys to room 5
I'd better go check on them...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
*rooms services*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# You are The Man and surpress individuality because it threatens your power base
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# "there's a lot to be said"
"for a bullet in the head"
"al c-i-a-DA"
"Better than red"
"fill them with lead"
"al c-i-a-DA"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# How many Trotskyites does it take to change a light bulb?
The light bulb can not be changed... it must be smashed!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# lolunimism
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# How many cheeses does it take to denigrate something with negative polarity?
Four.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# "We've got no reds under the bed
And we've got guns under our pillows ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# psycopath? seems a bit strong.
how so a psycopath?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I'm too fluffy to get into latin americans killing eachother at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Fuzzy minge*
Just been reading up a lot on him recently and getting fucked off with how many differing accounts of the man have been envisaged.

*colloqiualism of Furry muff - fair enough
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# that's the point tho innit
when everyone has an agenda, everyone's got something unique to say :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# true true.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Much wooinessocity!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# my goodness
that's superb.

you should send it to the Vatican. They'll shit themselves with glee and Che will be the new messiah.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# The world needs more cheglee
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# ^^:o)^^
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Chigley?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Simple
Yet effective.
(angel eyes, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# You should try glitter next time.
It is nearly Christmas.
(angel eyes, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Yes, yes, yes!
That's lovely. I experimented earlier with flour but it doesn't work. Salt's the way to go. Top work!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Oooh, that's a lot of WOO right there!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Oooh you are a bit good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# that's great
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Nice!
But, is it art?
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# excellent :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Achoo.
S'nice.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# This is great!
It reminds me of that girl who does this sort of thing with her dandruff, in that movie I've forgotten the name of.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# ^^
The Breakfast Club
(Mediaslut, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)
# I hope
you threw some over shoulder afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# It's not really salt, is it?
Cocaine + Clipboard = Art
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Well I like it :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# i'll bet!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Ha! Michelangelo would be proud.
Or horrified.

Does anyone else think there is something 80's about that mannequin?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# you mean in the way it looks like he's about to dance off the bad guys and earn the respect of his peers on the tough streets of new york?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# You got SERVED!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# arg, I must have psychically channeled it, like some kind of australian who talks to aliens in her head
only I channel... THE SPIRIT OF DANSE!

ahh yeah :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# he starts out with high hopes and then things go wrong
:(

but wait! what's this? he's found a new determination and has applied himself and gone the extra mile and now, against all the odds, he's managed to succeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# and with a totally RAD NEW DANCE STYLE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# those stuffed shirts weren't ready for the paragidm shift
and he redefined the way we think about dancing today...

the main judge said that he'd broken the rules, but that was clearly because he couldn't handle his whole world being redefined by the attractive young upstart... but then, in an unexpected twist, the other judges said they thought he was the best and the crowd went wild!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# yay! and it ends with a party!
and everyone is dancing!

or on fire!

someone will be on fire dancing and they'll all laugh!

:D

edit: even the very stuck up authoritative Mrs Spengelnaziberg, she's dancing too!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# she used to be so prim and propper
but the enthusiasm with which the youthful dancers move and express themselves has reminded HER what it's like to be young and she can't help but rip open her blouse and expose her ample chest to the male teacher with whom she has spent the entire film awkwardly flirting. He can't take it and pops the biggest boner ever and she pole dances up and down it... while he falls to the ground passed out because the 6 foot boner has reduced his blood pressure dangerously.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# back to her days in the hitler youth!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Somehow, somehow, you two have made this film worth watching. Please make it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# much like the 60's and the 70's
the 80's are gone, man

plum gone

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# we should start story boarding it.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha
period dramas are always expensive

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
yeah - we need to get HBO AND the BBC to fund it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# "Why Mr D'arcy! What strange perambulations of the mind cause you to move in such a manner!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# except, reading it back
DMs clearly talking about the streets and I (for unknown reasons) have set the film in an English preparatory school full of stuffed shirts and teenage angst...

I think the jux de position works well.

... kid from the streets tries to make it in posh school AND maintain the respect of his street friends, while making new posh friends AND shagging the super posh girl everyone wants to shag!

It's like every teen film I've ever hated.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# every teen film is the same
of course, they then go on to be the Conservative MP for Middle Class By Sea, Sussex so all the dancin was pointless
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Dear Christ the 1980s need to be shot with guns attached to axes that are on fire and covered with bad AIDS.
Over and over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# twice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# With extreme prejudice
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# from orbit, to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Quick get a film crew, some lighting, cameras, scenery
a £1 pack of electrical tape and I reckon you have the makings of a hit movie there
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# b3ta the Movie...
if bloody Jackass and Dirty Sanches can do it... !
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Ha ha
little office lol there
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# he look like he's
about to start paying...in sweat.

FAME! (etc...)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# hahaha, that's something you don't ever want to hear someone say
"YOU GONNA PAY ME BITCH, YOU GONNA PAY ME IN SWEAT!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# some people
pay other people to talk to them like that.
apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# must be those personal trainers
"DROP AND GIVE ME 20!"

O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# *drops*
*only manages three*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# "YOU SOME KIND OF GIRLY MAN, BOY?"
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# cock pushups?
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# No
it's just these trousers.

or, no thanks I've just had one. Choose your favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# one is all you need
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# headband and sweatband
I did think that at the time...
edit: or this^^
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Oh good
it's always nice when someone else has the same mental illness thinks the same
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Holl Lee WOOD
!!

*snaps fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I don't
know as I spent the 80's in a cocaine-fuelled daze.
What I do know is that every time ppl post their mannequins I notice none of them look like mine which appears to be carved more like something out of i-robot.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# now's the time to admit you used a brick sized mobile phone with a cockney geeza faaaaaaaaaaaaak caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant accent
in the porsche :)

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# the white porsche
... ZOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# haha.
Does it count if the porsche was a 928 S2 turbo in blue and I never had a brick phone? But my mate did.
I had a Panasonic car phone that they called a 'transportable' on account of you could unplug the handset and take a big pack out of the boot and carry it around like a handbag. It was huge, but there was no such thing as a mobile back then and the only time it was useful on 'portable' mode was when me and my mate were at some function and I got a call saying his mrs had gone into labour.

I ain't never done no Cock-er-knee accent in my life. I'm a norvern lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# oh.. breeze block phone
:D

heh

nobody should speak cock-knee

it's just wrong :)

I bet you could cook a chicken with those 80's phones :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# indeed.
My mate had the big grey brick and made his managers carry them at all times ( which was like show and tell when we went to the pub )
but mine was a genuine car phone that allowed you to dismantle it into a shoulder bag and make calls at about a pound a minute (1987ish )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# a pound a minute was actual money 20 years ago
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I like this a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Thanks!
Due to my 'shop skills being rrrrrrrubbish, I'm quite enamoured with this comp..
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# yeah
if only I knew some art... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# try
www.tate.org.uk/
there's some lovely stuff on there..
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I might try and do some Rothko
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# ha!
you've been more generous with his genital package than Michelangelo was.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# haha!
woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# hehehee
*click*

we got a winner
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# This is brill.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# pffft!
'nings unc!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Wotcha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# yup!
just waiting for HR and occupational Health to get their freaking act together!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
/6 months later blog


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
#
hold me...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(wishing you'd used Roy)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# ta
(I so nearly did . . .)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# he has a very
vacant look... I'm not even sure he's looking at us.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Argh! Kinnear!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# topical!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Pfffffft at the
Northun Cock
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# *spang spangity spang*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# ningles misurs
how's you and how's the ankle biter?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Doing fine
Apart from I have to get tidy for the babysitter tomorrow and Ankle Biter won't stay asleep long enough for me to get anything done
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# poor pet lamb
... slip the baby sitter an extra £5 and get them to tidy up!

Another problem solved.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# In my book
Nominative humour wins every time
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Hahaha terrific!
First click of teh compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# cheers
I even laid chairs and a coffee table on its side behind me, but they can't be seen and I got fed up with taking the pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Oh jolly good show!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# thankee.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# SHINY THING
*clicketh*

(edit: should point out I'm not some sort of idiot, I do know. Shiny thing is a thing in it's own right, and that's enough explaining)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# yes.
yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# *brandy*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# aren't you now supposed to draw it?
:)


hehe excellent
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# cheers freebs
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# compo it!! :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# oops
thanks for the reminder.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# well
done fella. I expect that's as good as it gets.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# cheers big lad.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# haha!!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# hahahhaha, fecking escher-tastic!
*click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I considered attempting the escher stairs
but I couldn't get planning permission. thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I think it would be against the laws of Physics too....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# now I know what your room looks like
shiny and bendy!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# yes!
Nice idea, nicely executed. Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# v.good
commiserations about your FUKIN' HUGE HAND!
seriously tho: 'tis woo!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Big hands are good
I've got tiny ones and they're fucking useless.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# small hands on a laydee are to be prized
they make other "things" look larger in comparison ;)
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# thalidomide sluts ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Come here and say that, fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I wasn't saying that you're one.
Just that they seem like the best options for this idea of making the willy look big.

As it is though, just thinking of you makes my willy look big.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Oooh, nice save.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Aye, but I play bass
and can't stretch all that far, so I plank wank a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I have the same problem
with geetar on occations
/also has small hands
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# my hands are actually very small and stumpy.
I'm quite proud that it looks quite big in this pic.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# YES!
Very well done sir!

Needs more nakidity though!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# those pictures were for your eyes only.
cheers, and ning
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# 'NING SAH!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Clever!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# obvious really
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# uncompo this now.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# err, why?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# You have clearly used image manipulation software
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# oh yeah
reads FULL compo instructions

Does this mean I have to get someone to stand behind me in the nip, and I have to paint my cock magenta?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# compo instructions
blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
FAMOUS WORK OF ART
blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# that's what I read
bah- it means getting up from behind my desk of porn and actually doing something.
Fuck the compo!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# hahah!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I got a jub
I can't do all kinds of cool stuff etc.

or maybe I will...grr
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# a jub?
big jubs?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I GUT A JUB!
Befor tey tuk it!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# me too!!
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# *jub dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I can't not do nuffink
on account of my jub mister!

eh what?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# *volunteers*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# let me get this straight
you are volunteering to stand behind me while we are both in the nip and I paint my cock magenta?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# i have a paint brush and magenta paint...
*drops to knees*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# It's the nearest thing
to sex he'll get this year, I expect he's already on the plane ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# that hurts.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# aww.
That's the perils of giving out the details of your life to all and sundry on a place such as b3ta. Especially with cunts like me in residence.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# yeah i noticed that. :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# not as much as it's going to hurt you
you're going in front for the reacharound
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# suits me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# and the anal rape
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# haha!!
nice pubeidge!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# it's a cock hahah!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# This is completly off topic but has anyone else noticed....
The 2nd line in the Wiki Article Abour Door Knobs ?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doorknob
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# that's some QUALITY wikipedia trolling there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# has the entry on plumbing been fixed yet?
It was great, some nice chap explained the sexual practice of 'plumbing' (the depths ) on the wiki pipes and ubend page.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# oh dear
heh, ah well, all humanity is here or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
#
www.theregister.co.uk/2008/10/14/wikipedia_plumbing/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# that sounds fucking great! gonna try that on k3b/-\b
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# And people wonder why I won't accept wikipedia as gospel
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# i'm sorry.
i forgot that i wanted to search door knob on wikipedia
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# HAHAHA excellent
Interestingly I didn't know until a couple of days ago that wikipedia is actually a registered charity and it moderated by ten volenteers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I'm not sure what amuses me more...
the trolling bit, or the fact that someone has in all seriousness compiled the rest of the entry on DOORKNOBS FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I can't condone the vandalism, but
WTF DOORKNOBS???
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I found an entry for mug!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# *office lol*
These are priceless!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I'm half tempted to add 'battlecry of The Tick'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# SPOOOORRRRRRK!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# hehe
What is even more random is there is an article as to what Wikipedia is in Wikipedia !

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Vitruvian cdc!
Compo pearoast tiem.



Well I think b3ta icons are art...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# I like the emphasis on his....
Manhood.
(angel eyes, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Hope you've all finished your breakfasts...


(Ancient of Days)
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# this is the low budget version
lol
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Yes..
and thanks to this I get the chance to eat it all over again... :(

Edit: I'm so glad that's not gloss paint on the radiator...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# im eating my dinner :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Unexpected Cock!
At lunchtime yesterday...




(unshopped)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I would venture that this establishment is no longer a member
for the past FOUR YEARS

what did they do to get thrown out of the fish guild?

maybe they were cod farming to the detriment of other members
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# *registered member*
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Heh hee
Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# haha!!
thought it was a milestone post for mo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# what's that shining out of your arse?
Woo yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha!
how frightfully eccentric.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Woo yay for the pic
but get a hair cut! :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Why so serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Long hair on the mens is all of win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# No probs. You can have all the long hairs
I'll grab the short hairs. Between us we'll conquer the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# *wafts past with a gleaming pate*
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Oh no I like short hair too.
:D

But I'm much fussier about the short hairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# what about the no hairs?
Think of the no hairs dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# No hairs are more than good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# ^this fucking long haired hippy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Is this Manley,
having slipped with the cutthroat, searching for his severed nad?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# that's an overstatement
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I'm in a generous mood.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# ARF
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# ohhhhh borderline
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Cleverly done
but you haven't half just reminded me of an ex.

You're not from Stockport, are you? O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# No Bristol
You can tell by the telltale neck burn.
'ningles teh Wow
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Nong!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Nang!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Erm, I am.
Did we?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# *checks profile*
No. Don't think so. Always a possibility, but you're not the Stockport lad I had in mind.

Weird though, maybe you all look similar in that position.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Maybe.
I don't have the 'tache in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I don't either.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# I DO
:¬3)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# *combs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# how weird
he reminds me of someone I used to live with in Stockport. Did his name start with 'B'?
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# No.
Well, not his first name. His surname did though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Ah different guy then
(assuming he gave you the correct name)

Still weird though
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# cool stuff
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# get a hair cut!
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# *click*
not just for the long hair and soft porn. I'd never be that shallow.

Ahem.
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Phwoar!
Phwooooooarrrrrrrrrrr!
You're so hot and .....

*cough*

I love the accurate portrayal of the image and the juxtaposition of the intrinsic parts.
(_Sarah_, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Phwoar!
ooops... *click*
(_Sarah_, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# You?
Are you a male? Where is teh penis gone?
(d2086u, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# it's not working :(


sorry, i can't shade.. nor draw
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Hahaha
That's one fucked up Pokemon!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# *wanks*
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# this problem could be easily solved with more ballons.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# from your own experience? :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# from SCIENCE™
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# hahahahha! top ballonage :D
I started on a new digital illustration type thing last night, myself... Just got the basic idea down, hopefully I'll be able to post it early next week, if I manage to finish it :P. I'm doing it in the same style as the zombie cyborg thing I did
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# can you link to the zombie cyborg thing?
i don't think i've seen it
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# this:


edit: and the basic sketch of the plain old regular zombie I intend to do:
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# holy jesus wow cool sweet
woo
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# wow.. this is beautiful.. wish i could draw like this.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# YOU CAN! If you buy my new magazine I-LIKE-ZOMBIES
Each issue comes with a 3 minute tutoral recorded on b3tamax cassette.

The first issue costs £2.80, each issue after that is £19.99
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# some say it's shit, I say it's art
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# That's shit....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# on a stick
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# You may want to read
this
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# arch
srry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# well, it's an everyday object, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Depends how many hard boiled eggs you eat I suppose.
'ningles chappy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I'm not sure
the critics would swallow it...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# i say it's salami
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# or shitkebab
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Ningles. I have had no photoshoppage ideas for ages so...
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Rawr!
Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# HAHAHA
lully
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I reckon I could beat him up easy.
He clearly doesn't have the stomach for a fight.

help me
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Yeah
pretty gutless...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I could pull that easily!
Very easy to pick up.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# he's cute :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Well I think it's a work of art
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# You have a picture of Battersea Powerstation on your desk?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Doesn't everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# good point.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# No you're not.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I've GOT Battersea Power Station
on my desk
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# *gasp*
One of the towers has been goneded!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# yeah
I only had three washing machine restraining bolts - I mean, "towers". I hoped the angle wold fool you...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Does this mean as they're on your desk
You washing machines is running amock?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# It's
like a thing posessed. I can't go in the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Good
Go in the toilet like the rest of us!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I don't understand what I'm looking at
*shuffles away*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Doesn't everyone?
Edit: Mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Not as much as people pissing on eachothers minds
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
*hands mop and bucket*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# FLEISCHFLEISCHFLEISCHFLEISCHFLEISCHFLEISCHFLEISCH

Fleisch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# SPECKSPECKSPECKSPECKSPECKSPECKSPECK
Speck
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# VLEESVLEESVLEESVLEESVLEESVLEESVLEESVLEESVLEESVLEES

Vlees
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Ah ah
Saviour of the universe!
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# im working on my entry at the moment
i just sawed a cow in half but i dont know where to get formaldehyde
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Have you tried using Tizer?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# You can borrow some of mine if you like
Though it might have bits of lady floating in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Woolworths.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Pound shop
you can get ANYTHING in there these days
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Yeah?
Can you buy a two pound coin?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Yeah
bt they're imported from Slovenia
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# *Hides*

Edit: Also, for those who were tucked up in bed... www.b3ta.com/board/8837878
(Virulent, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# oh........fuck....me.................
SPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANG
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# pfft! ning.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# tee hee!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# ahahaha
the horse looked gutted in that last one
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# This is very enjoyable.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I love this
it have a beautiful narrative.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# pfft
Also. Dirty thread deleter!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# the wonderful wizard of...
SPANG!!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# :D
very good

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Not 'shopped on.


That's whiteboard marker.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# not permanent?
you teeter at the brink of greatness...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Sorry
RIS
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Tsk!
Duchamp's Fountain.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I'm sorry
I must have not been paying attention when they covered the works of Duchamp at engineering school.

EDIT: I'm extremely sleep deprived and hungover from my day off so looking at a wikipedia explaination of a fountain really screwed my head up!
I had to google in the end:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# an artist called
Duchamp exhibited an upturned urinal he'd signed to the disgust of the art world in 1917.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# and more recently, it was pissed all over by a pair of Oriental "performance artists".
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# oh yes
how apt!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# he was clearly taking the piss:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# haha should used a permanent marker, i'm sure a few peeps'd appreciate the comedy whilst taking a piss.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Not in the office, no-one'd get it.
At an art gallery however...
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# oooooh how subversive.
melikes the idea, might just carry a marker with me to every art gallery i go to in future. a statement on the interchangeability of icons...

*arty-tarties*
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# ARF
I am liking this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Clever!
*clicks*
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] "Oh hai - I can has cup on my head?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I used to can has a full cup of tea on my head and walk around the room.
Alas...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# sort of a cylinder with a bottom and a handle
full of brown hot stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I USED TO CAN HAS A FULL CUP OF TEA
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
#
I USED TO CAN HAS A FULL CUP OF TEA
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I USED TO CAN HAS A FULL CUP OF TEA
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
#
I USED TO CAN HAS A FULL CUP OF TEA
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# my lord, you haven't been on in ages, have you?
I like this very much. I also agree that you should have used permanent. If I frequented men's bathrooms I'd have laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# there are strickt
rules to be observed and a code of conduct... if you stand at a crowded unirnal and start to chuckle to yourself no amount of "I was laughing at the joke about Duchamp" is going to help you avoid a fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# A girl giggling in a crowded men's bathroom
would be a horrible thing. Poor lads.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# whereas you get into a ladie's bathroom
and anything goes - if the stories I've heard are true... 4 or 5 to a cubicle; seats, mirrors, the smell of something other than piss... unichs handing you things...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# The buddying up in cubicles
is useful if it's a crowded loo.

However, fights in girls loos are horrible, because we're dirty fighters and ceramic fucking hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# girl fights are much scarier than boy fights
girls are mentil..!

although whenever I've been out and someone's been stabbed or glassed it's always been by someone with a cock and balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Yeah, I know
I've been involved in my fair share.

Lads are strange, the lads I know are too honourable to stab anyone. It's strictly 'hit him in the head' sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# yeah - again -
the rules and strict code of conduct... men are all a little bit autistic at heart.

I think womens are also often in danger of taking it too far too easily, the very few fights I've been in have always felt more like 'put this chump in his place but don't leave him broken to pieces,' whereas I've seen girl fights turn into the flailing arms of death and destruction, try and puncture your eye with my heels I will eat your children grudge match at the drop of a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Case in point:
I was smacked over the back of the head with a barstool because I knocked some girl's glass of whatever over.

Luckily I'm very hard-headed (and I think being trolleyed helped) but some women are just infuckingsane.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha try explaining that to a terminal meathead...
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# this Ducham feller
does he play for Rangers?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I play for rangers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# :D
... is that a metaphor for some depraved sexual practice?

"...fancy playing for Rangers tonight darlin'?"
"okay - I'll get the riding crop and butter..."

/doesn't really want to expose the true extent of his depravity at 10:30 in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# No really
www.rangers.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Squad/Profiles/0,,5~24383,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# You am dy Faye.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# You're damn right I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha - brilliant.

you should go to Ibrox some time - you'd like it.

I'm not a big football fan, but it has a really good atmosphere there.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# One day I'm sure I shall be squired by a lovely chum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I mostly lurk these days.
I'd laugh if you frequented men's bathrooms too.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# We could laugh together.
You'd probably get beaten up though, apparently. I reckon if I do 'oh no mr big man please don't hurt me I am such a ittle tiny girl bunchkin' eyes I might get away with it.

Muahaha. Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# grrr!
Image Hosting
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# hahahaha
*throws stick*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# GRRRROWL!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# jesus
christ,hes nasty
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# He's just hungry...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# here
boy!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] "There's no blu-tack left in the stationary cupboard"


A great use of company time. I think you'll agree, the detail around the nipples is breathtaking.
(dakers, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# But it's not blue...
Nice work :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# NIPPLES!
I particularly like the belly button. Most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] That's woo-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Jeremy!
Hilary!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# ha ha ha
chix with dix
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Deja vu!


One of my first posts here
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Fascinating creatures though....
Looks like a lady, but really it's a man!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# haha!
seldom has blu-tac been put to better use. ace stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# NORKS!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I hope this is actually life size.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Nearly
It's actually double.
(dakers, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# FUCK YES!!!!
TJ TJ! i just managed to find my account log-in details after fucking ages of trying to get back on here. come on you cunts. it's ooooonnn!!

*resolves to get a shorter and easier to spell username before long*
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# well, if it's stationary...
... tell it to go and get some more Blu-Tak, then!

(sorry...)
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Stonehenge
(Prawnsoda posted this on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# cancer.
i like this.

(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# But is it art?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# yes,
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# probably
more good nings sirah
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# ^this^
actually maybe it was and just one smug druid got a huge grant to make it while most of the other driuds bitched about it saying, "it's just a pile of rocks; it's not art".
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# i really don't think druids were involved in this.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# indeed
perpetuation of common misconception for comedic effect. Apologies for suspension of disbelief failure.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# these are not the Druids he's looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# My ex studied for three years to become a druid
just so she could have unrestriced access to Stonehenge.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# So we think Stonehenge is the Druidian equivalent of Tracy Emin's Bed?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# ^
Deep juxtaposition -- had to think about that what with the fags and stones and stuff
(Grim Repairer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# My wee sister was there over the summer
as part of the excavation... she's on Time Team when it eventually televises.

However, what you won't see on the Telly is all the alien artefacts they dug up!

Apparently the site was riddled with technology we can't even imagine a use for yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# it's all ture.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# alright then
maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration... but they did find remnants of a previous henge which occupied a similar space.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# what is true is that she (and the rest of them) were almost constantly
heckled by druids while they were digging up their sacred site... slow hand claps and everything...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# What?
People visit it by the coach load?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Ah a 660 a day man are we?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I got through 5 lighters a day
... I'm starting to feel it man
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I'm not suprised silly
You not supposed to smoke the lighters!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Should've used
Benson and Henges
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# arg!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# ooohh
that one hurt
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# ha ha ha
I don't know what people are complaining about - that's a perfect pun.

10 points
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'm so choked up right now.

I'd like to thank my manager, my parents, my neighbour Jeff....
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# my goodness
those are the EXACT words I was going to write after checking the joke hadn't bindun!

*faints*


(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Lovely fags!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# mmmm....
fags.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# but they're not Duty Free...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Fantastic!
more of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# fagtastic
:)

more nings
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Ningles!
Another day. Another raft of numpty customers who haven't tried turning their computers off and on again.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# :D
yeah - another day and another raft of statistical reports, strategic plan targets, ... funding council returns... meetings to organise.. erm...

I get nervous when I think of all the work I have to do and I need to come on b3ta to calm down

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# You forgot the stargate...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Mystery solved!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)

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