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# HEY POSTBEAR...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# WE'RE JUST 3 MCs AND ONE DJ
WE BE GETTIN DOWN WITH NO DELAY
MIX MASTER MIKE WATCHA GOT TO SAY?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)
# a-wicky-wicky-wicky-wicky-wick...
...wick-wup.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)
# MIX MASTER
CUT FASTER.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)
# looking down the barrel of a gun...
...son of a gun... son of a bitch... gettin' paid... gettin' rich.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# hey atomic.
these are the kids who got kicked out of nsync, right?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# nsync was born from their gutter drippings...
...not even....are you insane?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)
# maybe.
but at least i know the beastie boys suck!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:24, archived)
# on big titties...
...HEY LADIES IN THE PLACE... I'M CALLIN' OUT TO YA!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)
# i hear they're going to open for an abba tribute band on their next tour.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# no wayyy!!!...
...can you get tickets?!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# tickets?
i think anyone who wanders in the basement will get to 'enjoy' the concert.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Lobster phone


Doesn't really work with a mobile.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# who the fuck would call a lobster?
edit: i like it.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# the crabs
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:04, archived)
# prank calls, probably.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)
# well yeh
until the lobsters return the lawnmower
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)
# hello?
hello, this is your neighbour. can i come over and borrow a cup of melted butter?

hee hee he... *dial tone*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Lob-busters.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# actually the phone in the photo is a kettle desk phone...
...and your phone is a CR60-RE,.......A HUGE DIFFERENCE!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)
# ^this
And, with the altern lobster, makes it all
the more interesting as a result.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Effective, woo.
*click*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# I got tagged on devART to make a 30 minute self portrait.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)
# SO WHAT DID YOU DO FOR THE OTHER 28 1/2 MINUTES???!1?1?11
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# FUCK YOU DUDE NO FILTERS!!!!1!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# YOU TELL HIM KK!!!1!
HAHAHA!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
# YEAH RIGHT LIER, YOU'RE RELATED TO MOHAHA.
HE'S THE FILTERBOSS.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# NO WAY BRAH
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TAKING ABOUT
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# LIKE THAT'S A SURPRISE.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA


what?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)
# You're.
Oh dear.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I know.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)
# ALSO: TALKING.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)
# I won't tell you what I saw the other day then
ok, I will

"MODEL''S WANTED"
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:34, archived)
# wait, with a quotation mark before the plural?
 
I'M GETTING MY GUN
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)
# no quotation marks in real life
that was my attempt at a barrier around the stupidity

edit: oh.. confusion

in actuality

MODEL''S WANTED

(2 apostrophes)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:39, archived)
# "SPELLER''S WANTID"
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)
# you've done this before...
...you've drawn yourself.... you love yourself... you can't get enough of yourself... you kissed the mirror as you drew each line..... haaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaa (just kidding)... :)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Gosh, I hope you're kidding!
:]
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# i am...
...we dig you!...:)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Hahahah
:]
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)
# I'm hoping to perform the service.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Don't bite the hand that feedsHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)
# *listens to NIN*

LOL
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)
# get that finger out of your mouth
you don't know where it's been
 
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Hahahah
I know where it's been just fine.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)
# That's even worse you dirty scallywag!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:22, archived)
# U R LIEK RLY SIDUCTIV LOL
*WANTSE*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:24, archived)
# It seemed funny when I started


Now I realize its 30 minutes I won't get back..
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# 30 minutes well invested, i thinks
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# I told them firing me would backfire on them.
Closet anti-hattests!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# i think
that the amount of effort is probably more than the joke deserved, but it's still clickworthy
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# BLOO MAN GROOP IN PISSPARTY SHOCKER.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Lovely style :3
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# haha
carlsberg don't do jokes but if they did..
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Fatcats!

and goodnight
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Fatty McFat cat!!
 
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Fatcats!!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# cat is a mouse!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# 'night, lardulon.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Fattest cat does not quite fit in picture...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# haulin' fat cat ass...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)
# G'nite...

*edit* now with electronic nipples and why not?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# *gropes*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# hahahahaha! what will those crazy japanese think of next?
unless they're chinese.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Or Taiwanese!
You lacist!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# or Korean!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Or English
and working at the local restaurant round the corner...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# heh heh
this applies to america too...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# what the fuck are you doing you lying bastard?
Get to bed.

Oh, and don't watch journey to the centre of the earth. it is utter shite.


nite nite
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# HTF did you know I bought it?
And I was cleanin me teefs...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# it's not your b3taday any longer, so shut the fuck up.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# :-(
well you're still dead. so there.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# *haunts*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# 'night-night, titwank.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# wondered why it suddenly started loading again
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# because your gods hate you.
declare war on them.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# OH, MY VARIOUS LORDS.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# i'll eat their fucking flesh. uppity bastards.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# THEY'RE MADE OF POTATO MEAT.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# NUTMEAT.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# HAVE AT YOU.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# THE NARRATOR IN EARTHWORM JIM JUST SAID NONCE
I FEAR THE AMERICANS MAY HAVE LOST THE SUBTLETY OF ITS OTHER MEANING
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# COOL STORY, BRAH.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# probably - too many syllables for them to follow.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# that's only
because i forgot to feed them today

they'll be talking to me again tomorrow
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# not if we kill them.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# then i'll have nothing to live for
i need a job before i can neglect my gods and kill them off
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# HAPPY CHRISTMAS...
...i like the twinkle lights!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)
[challenge entry] david hockney


Click for bigger (302KB)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# YOU WAKE UP LATE FOR SCHOOL
MAN, YOU DON'T WANT TO GO
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
# YOU ASK YOUR MOM "PLEASE"
BUT SHE STILL SAYS "NO"
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Fuck 'er... stay home anyway!


I did.

Edit: You missed two classes and no homework
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# and then you realise the beastie boys are just no-talent jerks.
is that you throbbing there?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# oh yeah?...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# yeah. they suck, always have and always will.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# ...people get jealous... they're talking about me...
...but that's because they haven't got a thing to say.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)
# fucking helium-sucking gay jewboy filth.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)
# bapada bapabapbapaba bapa ba
no one-else thinking Jim'll fix it?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Yeah it's a pisser
when your mam won't suck you off
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# *fights*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Is that a chav from a sink estate?
something not worth it's own thread...

(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# this is also not worth its own thread
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# "Man shagging overflow"
 
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# ha
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
# alright
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# haha yes please more like this
*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# pull off his swimsuit.
you know you want to.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# oh that is clever.
 
WOO! GAY!
POOPLAH.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Why
Is there no spaghetti?!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# just got done watching a few YouTube videos. Am I angry now?
...What makes you think that?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# This genuinely scares me
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# heh heh
that's one way o'putting it
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Teefs!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Yes, I agree, she must die..horribly.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Chances are she'll never die
She'll probably just regenerate forever, like Dr Who but without the shit scarves and teeth.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Her corpse must be fucked until it repents.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# You've been watching the wrong ones
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# that's more effective than a rick-roll
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# But of course. It contains whistling.
Whistling.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# oh to be an elephant
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# this'll make you feel better
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# kill them all.
kill them all now.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Not sure why I'm posting this
Have a Yoghurt Monster.



EDIT: Why do people keep saying 'Clansoul'?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# clansoul?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Who the fuck is ClanSoul?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# YOUR MOM.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# pwn'd
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Cos for twenty four years, I've been living next door to Clan Soul
(or I would have been had he attained the said age)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# What is ClanSoul?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Not sure...
But I am certain that I found his BROTHER yesterday!
b3ta.com/board/8839127
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# *sniggers*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Clansoul?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# SCAN MOLE?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# LOCAL SUN?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# LOCUM PUN?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# All Con Us?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# WALMART!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Clonal Us?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Hormonal Pus
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# C Anus LOL
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Manley?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Erm...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# This means fuck all to me
Please elaborate.

/rude.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# aaaargh.... yog yog
*legs it before gets hurt hurt*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# glans hole?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I recognise that mouth
Great 'shop tool.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:57, archived)
# I LIKE THIS A LOT
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# This contains a lot of glee :D
And on that note, I am off to bed!

Night all!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# G'night.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# nn'nn'n'n'nnnn'n
:D
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# SAFE!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I fucking love Penguins.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
# the fight club reference was not lost on me
woo!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# sly.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# FIIIIIGHT!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# i'm waitng...
*hums*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Why am I looking at your... urm... what *am* I looking at?
 
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# GJM
Nice to see the yellow
grape at the gallery.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# minimal microwave...
...eh.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Elekshun
omghawt
I'm bigger if you touch me
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# This is beautiful in every way.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Nicely animated
Although I hope Obama will be bumming McCain in the end
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# *This has so much 'Yes' my anus has become my cock*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# lolllllll
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Chicago Jones.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Pfft!
*clicks*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# ahahha
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I hope that becomes your stats quote.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# It will be...it wiiiiill be.
Japes!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# That's good, that is. I like it.
I was going to use that pic for something but there's no point now is there, really :(
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Nice one!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# needs more donk in it innit
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# yay!

(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Come on now man.
Get that optimised please.

Oh yeah, it still makes me chuckle. I missed that in my Optimisation Nazi rush.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I've trimmed it
a bit. 204k now :-)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Hurrah for 1/3 reductions!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Having a snip along with Panasonic then?



/gets coat
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# *AAAAAAAAAAAAaahhah*
Ventura-Japes!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# a new meme picture? oh dear :)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# the original pic was destined to me a meme the moment the shutter clicked
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# This is fucking ace
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# this is the best one yet!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# hahaha
but this is as close as i wanna get..
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# HAHAHAH
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# ahhhahhahh!
 
great animation.
WOO
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Pollocks!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# brill
five star
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# the HP barbecue smokey sauce tastes like McDonalds sauce
oh it's delicious
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# O RLY?
*buys* At last! I has the right bbq sauces :D
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# no no
i don't do condiments, but the JD bbq sauce is the best
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# that marmite label
is upside down
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# It's the squeezeable Marmite.
The label is that way on purpose.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Hahaha
have a click.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# That actually looks better than any of JP's crap.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:37, archived)
# That's ace
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I do like this, but I hope you
licked it all off the paper afterwards.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# palinboogie

(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# She needs mass shootings to the vulva.
Ed: I've just checked my mp3 collection, somehow I don't have 'Apppetite For Destruction'..what the hell?

Like, really.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# she needs to be
cut open with a spoon and fed to the hungry sows.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# She needs to be fed into a woodchipper while a thousand dogs ejaculate onto her face which has been scarred and covered in lemon juice.
You know it makes sense.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# How absolutely dare you not have that?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Like really, wtf, omg.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I hope you mean something involving ammunition
and not with your mutton musket/lamb cannon/beef bazooka...

And on that note, night all!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Night Colonel!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Night, Jon-boy.
Night, Pa.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I get up around seven, get out of bed around nine.
Tata.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I have Aperatif for Destruction.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I hear that's most cheeky.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# It's brilliant :D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# meh
they're over-rated


can't see chinese democracy selling too well when it comes out
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Pfft!
Nice one!

(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# now
with added donk :-)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I don't need a gun.
I've got a Donk.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# I had a Junior Spesh yesterday!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Everything needs a bit more donk :D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# That fucker would be wearing my jizzmask if she wasn't parading around pretending the child that we made together was her daughter's
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# she's so mingy
and brown...what is with all the brown make up??? WHY OH WHY?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# And you miss are all sex!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# i know
i'm trying to get myself a date..but waiting to see if he asks me out for a drink first..we're talking about bruce forsyth right now tho..
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I don't remember mentioning Bruce Forsyth....
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# But but but,
wjat about me? And us? :'(
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# you'll always have paris
:)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# *hiltons*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# good gaaaaime good gaaaaime
no really

er, good luck :D
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I didn't realise she had makeup on.
I thought she had "Fucking Tard" written through her like Blackpool rock.

Please, expand on the make-up thing.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# it's very brown. lots of brown.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Ah, to be a lady.
Mrs. B. notices things like that too. I just thought she had a jaw that warranted "extreme concentration".
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# 2000 posts!
mostly of this sort of thing:



/had my ou organic chemistry exam yesterday so I can now go on b3ta guilt free for a few months until next course in about 3 months :o)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Wonderful :D
Congrats!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# :o)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# you look a little like a young Dylan Moran
but nicer/friendlier.

congrats.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# which Dylan Moran have you been looking at?
also: congrats to the threadstarter on the BRN!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# That Dylan Moran who is Jason Manford I think :D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# haha,
OH! that one!
CHEVRON!

EDIT: chevronkilled... *sads*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# the manc chap from 8 out of ten cats? grrr damn you sir!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# he was an audience warm up chap
when me the the missus went to be in the audience for 'grown ups' at the beeb about 3 years ago. One of the better warm up chaps/chapatis
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Nice one!
He was very funny on Secret POlicemans Ball.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# the one that looks a little bit like him
only with longer hair and a different face.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# hmmm
is this good or bad? don't think I drink enough wine to be like him. Or provide enough humour...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I don't think it's bad at all.
DRINK MORE WINE AND BE ANGRIER
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# *obeys*
(quite easy, really :p)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# But
you are wearing clothes!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I think it's for the best
have been teetering below 2000 for about a week, been hesitating before using it up with no nudity..couldn't decide how to present it, so thought I'd use this up
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Organic chemistry?
Does that have poo in it?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Please?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You have no spunk left!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I'll chemistry all over your poo if you ask nicely
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Woo and congrats!
But fail on the lack of naked :D

EDIT:

(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# :o)
you took the words right out of my mouth. and put them on the internets
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Tits
OGTFO!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# think I'll hesitate before showing you my manboobs
settle for this?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# C'est ci ca.
I think that's French.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Put an 'in' on the front of organic and I'm there.
And congratumalations, doubly.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Mennianm, Neeminmenn, inna, minenm.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# TJ
Been playing around with McCain/Thriller with the Hedgehog's anim. 3.5MB of wmv
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/wmv/test10.wmv
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Ni HAO!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# nice.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# HAI!
OOOS!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# *Spang*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Curiously
this woman used to give me the raging horn
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# *remembers the morecambe and wise clip*
Mmmmm! Legs!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Mushi Mushi
Ni Hao is Mandarin


other than this slight error which would get you shot by certain Japanese people i approve this message
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I believe it's 'Moshi Moshi'
(One good pedant deserves another.)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# and the winner for best outfit goes to...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Seamless ;)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# This fucking wins so hard!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# *milknose*
Hahahahah fucking fantastic!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# you can almost hear him doing the monster noises
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I keep hearing him making the noises Frasier makes upon breaching his ethics and feeling ill.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# We're in some pretty shit now man.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# i did not know that it was possible for feces to be astetically pleasing.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Look at Sarah Palin's face.
BAZING!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# mcocaine?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaa
*Best, Nubian, ever*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# he is ALEEEN!
*flamethrows*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Get funky, or else.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I'm afraid it'll never be like old times again

if only because seven people in this picture are now dead
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Is it me?
(written before the image had even loaded)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# and one is wheelchair bound!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Needs ham and a Speedo!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Whatever doesn't need ham and a speedo?

eh?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# !
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# *gets up*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# *gets down*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# *gets on the scene*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# *Takes it to the bridge*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Injected with a poison.

(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# SATERDAY
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# *fires up sex machine*
*runs out of sexy fuel*
PHUT-PHUT-PHUT-PHuhuuuuuuuuuu
*frantically tries to kickstart sex machine*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# this sounds quite unpleasant.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# You should try refueling the fucking thing.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# HUT!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# McGee!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# hahahaha
just on board... and then this beauty
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# yay -get down and nukee nukee
*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Hahahahah YAY
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# ;)
must go to bed now... bye!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Welterusten, lekker stuk :)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Who
got the...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Mustabindun
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# this was fast,
faster!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# MEGA SPEEDY ANIMATION MANIPS!
HA HA HA!

I SAID NIPS!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Typical republicans, putting a donk on it
and claiming it as their own.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Got the funk!
GoodNight b3ta/board I go beds nows
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# FUNK IN DA HIZZUUUUSE!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Only one thing comes to mind when I see that.
It's a song, and it goes a little something like this:

Do do, do do do, do do do, dah dah dah dah

Over and over.

/albinoblacksheep
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# lovely
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I waited for this for so long... wait that looks like it belongs in a tub,
!@
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Guess he didn't like tha cornbread neither.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Needs more tubgirl squirt
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# that would have defied gravity
once i'd rotated it
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Hahaha
oh fuck no
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# -
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# his arms are shorter than that....
and he does pushups oddly.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# haha
knuf knuf
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Hi there


*relurks*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Ooo, see through bits...
not tried that before (don't judge me I'm drunk)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Eh what?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# this
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# HAI CHARLEEEEEEEEE
/that unicorn anim thing
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# plplplplplplplpplplplplplpllp..
Aw great, they took my fricken kindey.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# shun!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# png might be better for the shadow
but be mindful of filesizes
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Cheers..
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# A lot of Charlie
and a mini
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# If that's charlie then I invite the b3ta massive to try and snort it up before bedtime
are you sure it's not snow?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Hello Charlie
can I have some nows?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# It is rather,
yes.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# bingo wings
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Hahahah!
This is very nice.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# What?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# nurse bingowings!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# *SURPRISE SEXES*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I expect this ward to be spic and span without reference to Spaniards or bridges, Sister KittiVomit!
Get to it!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Hahaha! It's funny because he said . . . Hahahahah . . .
and you thought . . .hahaha . . .
that he meant . . .hahaha . . .
but he meant . . .hahaha . . .
and not what you thought . . .hahaha . . .
at all!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Quiet, you.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
#
Hahaha! It's funny because he said . . . Hahahahah . . .
and you thought . . .hahaha . . .
that he meant . . .hahaha . . .
but he meant . . .hahaha . . .
and not what you thought . . .hahaha . . .
at all!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Better
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
MY LORD SHE IS AN UGGO!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# ....
are we looking at the same image?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I think so.....
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# but she's rather beautiful.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Kebab?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I'm only twisting your melon,
man.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Badoinkadoinkdoink!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# CALL THE COPSSSSSSSS
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Hello sexy
/regrets drinking neat vodka
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Quick!
Drink Meths to burn away the vodka!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# /tries
/meets twin sister

/regrets further
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# THATS ME THAT IS
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
MY LORD YOU ARE AN UGGO!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# HOUSE
what I win???
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# a house
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# House M.D.?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# a house musics
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# *Collects*
*Puts on Old Kent Road*

*still looses at Monopopoly
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Wares the House
Tape compilation 1989
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha SHIT
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Still would
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)

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