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# 'nings


As a special treat, the Stormtroopers would hire a stretch AT-AT to go to the office Christmas Party....
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# Ha ha ha!
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# pffft!
Nicely
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# hehehehehehe!
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# arf !
i hate limo's bloody stupid things.
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# They're older than they look...
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# That's a zimmer I wouldnt want to build
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[challenge entry] Low on hummus at the mo
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# IT'S ALL IN GERMAN
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# MEIN GOTT
IT IST FULL OF SCHTARS
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# NEIN
ICH LIEBE MEIN HUND AUF DEM TISCH.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# ICH TRINKE FEUERWERKEN
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# ICH ESSE MEIN FUHRERSCHEISS
LIEBFRAUMILCH
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# it's a moody version
let this be a lesson to us all, download applications off the net and get saddled with foreign.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# LOL!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# le risment?
tj: just here to say i won't be online for a few days, i've got wicked bad tendonitis in my wrist, so i need to rest it.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas une pipe!
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# it is a pipe.
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# No it isn't.
It is a painting of a pipe.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# pedant alert!
not for you, obviously, for the french toss who panted it. fuck existentiialism.
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# He was Belgian ;)
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# sacre bleu!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)
# you think we'll miss you?
get yourself a head dobber.

also, get well soon, have you tried radian b, it works a treat.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Pfft!
I cant find the dobber pics Leningrad did :(
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# i know you'll miss me.
you have with every shot so far.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# no self control
it's a cross i have to bear.
radian b spray ftw.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)
# i may have to give that a try.
'bye for now, see you all in a few days!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
#
Voila
And sorry to hear about the wrist, that doesn't sound like fun :(
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# it's not :(
although i was in and out of the walk-in centre, wrist brace in place, within 10 minutes. just waiting for the painkillers to kick in now. yay for harsh drugs!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# That's bad news.
if you can't get a head dobber then you will have to get dragon naturally speaking software and dictate. I use it sometimes but it makes me appear drunker than I am.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)
# heheh
i think i'll just stick with taking a few days off t'internet. 'bye for now!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# This proves you know foucalt about this
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# not good enough for a new thread
but look who i just made :)
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# How lovely!
What is he made out of? Blu Tack?
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# yesh
it's what i do when i'm bored :p
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# a greeble
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# who did you just make?
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# clicks
document du mot?
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# Nope
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# peut etre pas
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[challenge entry] Dream caused by the flight of a kitteh...
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# thats expertly painted
have a woo
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I like how he's captured the jpeg artifacts and dithering perfectly in the brush strokes
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# takes years to learn how to do that
i did 4 years at uni and never mastered it, it's the reason they gave for me not getting a first.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# im sorry for your loss
:-(
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Haha,
excellent.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# pffttttt......

everything needs lobsters!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# must have taken ages to paint...
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# I believe it's a photo
But it must've taken ages to learn the elephant to walk on stilts
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# nice one
far too big, not in the spirit of the challenge, but nicely.
read this,
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
resize it, use the edit tab to replace that with a new one and pat yourself on the back for being clever

Edit/ well done that man.
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# thanks for that
hope its better now
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# mucho's
:-)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# always a pleasure to counter my usual sarcasm with helpfulness
it costs nothing.
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# quick, compo it
that's the best collage I've seen.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# This is redexing for me for some reason....
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# Have a click
I have the original (print) hung up at home.
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# is tracing cheating?

click for huge
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# yes
cheat

draw free hand:P
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# not if it's traced off of real people
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# Lovely!
Tracing is fine, as long as the tea boy doesn't see it :D
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# is cheating tracing?
:P
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# i did some tracing before
it's suprising how unlike the person it can end up looking :)
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# Haha
no, it's tracing.
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# ^This
*sometimes traces*
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Quick colour it in and call it a "cell shading" then no one will think you traced it


*gives a knowing wink*
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# That's some lovely
cell shading you've done there.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# That is absolutely lovely
Sir Dave the Hat I presume?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# and the lovely Hilary
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# I love this picture.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I'm rather fond of it myself
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# You're welcome.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Dave! With a Dave!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# very very nice
like a tastier Vettriano.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# no, you have to put your penis inside another person for that
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# if the other person
is the lead singer from the kinks is that called ray tracing?
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# ahahhahaha
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# so that's how my dad kept winning at monopoly...
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# IT IS.
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# tracing and using a ruler is not art
didnt you go to primary school ?
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# I sometimes use a ruler for art :[
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# thats quite woo
have a woo
...

woo
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Oh I didn't know the thing about the ruler.
I must have been sick that day.
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# i bet you feel even sicker now
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# Fuck yeah.
I just invested in a new set of steel rulers. I can't even snap them in disgust.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Not at all

I'm just jealous cos I can't do faces
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# all I ever do is faces
It all goes a bit tits up after that.

I am drawing robots freehand from my minds eye at the moment though. Which is tough but fun.

Burger time!

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#
from with minds japs
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# I am sorry :(
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# Hahaha, I'll email that to the groom ;)
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# now you need to give them a silly band name
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# Arf!
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# The White Stripes
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# SEAMHORSE SUNDAY!
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#
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# Ha ha ha!
I have just realised I have not sent your book yet!

Oops!
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# LATE POSTING, WOULD NOT USE AGAIN A++++


Seriously though, no hurry :)
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# It's ok, I really couldn't give a shit anyway ;)
It'll be sent this week.
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# So it is...
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# LOL!
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# may not contain horse
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# ROFL!
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# :D
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# ROFFLE!
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# Think I'll do another one at some points
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# seam horse sunday is crap give it up
and i haven't got time to do a new one, well actually i do have time but can't be arsed.
ok i could be arsed but someone will post something else and my post will be ignored like my last but one was.
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# *japes*
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# Who said that?
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# *ROFLMAO!
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# A work of Sublime beauty, Sir!
I phoned you earlier, you must have decided to sleep through the morning
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# I rang you back and left you a message!
I am so sorry, I don't know what is wrong with me recently. I have been sleeping a ludicrously large amount of time!

EDIT: And you are a nawtee. I saw that ;)
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# I just tried to reply to this with a small fluffy friend
but my keyboard has gone mad..

Edit: My return key is a bit over enthusiastic


Click for bigger (249KB)

(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I saw him.
I wish I had come so I could see Meerkittens :(
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# awww!
s/he's so cute.

but also looks like s/he is plotting unspeakable evils
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Hah!
Yes, I'm glad you notice this as well, sometimes I just think it's me
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# i think it's do with the way anthropomorphism works
you place what your thinking inside of the animals :P

*well that could do with a reword to avoid crudeness.. ho hum*
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# bless.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# you never phone me
no one ever phones me, might as well not be here
*sulks
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# Did anyone hear something then?
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# i never did like you anyway
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# Ha ha ha!
Only kidding GSTQ! You know I love you ;)

Pfft!
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# MAYNARD BUCKLES!
i like people whose names work as sentences.
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# Ha ha ha!
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# Hahaha
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# it sounded like a hundred thousand people saying "wop"
what a strange thing to say
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# :)
yay for douglas adams :)

atleast it reminds me of douglas adams.. so yays for reminder incase it isn't an actual hitchhickers quote.
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# a roooooo!
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# Ha ha ha!
I like the use of Chainsaw :D
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# so do the ladies :D
in other news I was going to be makign more real world arts but my plastecine is buried away :( now I am at a loss. A LOSS!
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# Make your own!
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#
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# Ha ha ha!
Needs more horse :D
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# It's a seam cowboy.
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# The more I look at it, the more I love it :D
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# Yay!
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# holy shuddering jebus!
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# PROBOSCIS!
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# i still love this
animated seamhorses are the future
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# INDEED!
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# LOL!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Damn, I still haven't done one of these!
TJ: Is anyone else having problems with google? I search for something (say, for argument, forensic gardening) and if I then click the link I get redirected by find-allhere.com - means I can't use it as a search engine at all!
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# WELL DO ONE NOW!
Have you downloaded a toolbar accidentally recently or something? My mum did a while back and she started having the same issue.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Not downloaded a thing
But we just switched from McAfee (which was shit) to Norton (which now appears also to be shit)...
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I'm not really au fait but I think that's a trojan horse.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# sounds like you've been hijackified
run spybot or something, see if it can sort it.
www.download.com/Spybot-Search-Destroy/3000-8022_4-10122137.html
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# web hijacking for the win!
they area pain.

IU have one currently called openDNS that takes over if the website I'm lookign for doesn't exist.. and it aint picked up by spybot :(
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Open DNS
is a legitimate redirector so you must have installed it and should be able to uninstall it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenDNS
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# what he said.
you have a BHO hijacker on board and you need to scan your PC and remove all that spybot finds.

www.safer-networking.org/en/mirrors/index.html

after installation 9 or during ) be sure to tell it to search for updates.

When installed do a 'scan for problems' when it's finished ( takes a while ) check all it finds and then click 'fix selected problems'

best to turn on the spybot resident after that so it runs in the background and stops this happening again
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Ooh, thanks
GOD knows where it's come from!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# if you don't have
a real time checker ( as part of a virus checker suite ) running then you can visit certain websites that will 'inject' these into the page and install them surreptitiously. Often even the page creator does not know of it because the page is hacked for this purpose.

Gaz me if you have any issues with spybot but I consider it a must have tool and should be run as a full scan at least once a fortnight.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Will do, thank you so much :)
Will have to find out what sites Mr Trellis has been visiting....
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# probably best not to, it'll end in tears.
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# haha
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# Not hahaha for him...
He knows I will cause him serious physical pain. And not the good sort.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# This^ and that^
also i personally tick the little IE tweaks button that locks in your home page, probably a waste of time as i use firefox, also personally i don't run teatimer in resident it tends to wind me up a bit, but it does stop bad shit happening if you're not paying attention and tend to blindly hit the yes box for everything on installations.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# yeah the resident can be annoying
as it asks you to confirm every change to the registry as it happens but it learns if you tell it to remember the action so bothers you less in future. Plus if you are installing and spybot wants a confirmation you know it's your actions that have caused spybot to ask for confirmation.
If you are simply browsing and it comes up then you know something is trying to change your registry and therefore hijack you or install a back door.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# other than winding me up with it's constant questions
i think i stopped using it to cut down on stuff running in the background,which is another handy thing you can do with spybot, my machine's clockwork and a bit on the slow side. i agree with you again though that if you can run it DO IT, it saves a lot of mucking about in the long run.
*loves spybot

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# Funny Name Corner
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# haha
good find!
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#
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# JOHN LESLIE RAPED ME
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# Oh I get it, it's an anagram of YA GRAPES.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# This has to be the joke.
It's the only explanation.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Haha holy shit
took me too long to spot the spoonerism.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# welcome
don't really get it but ho hum.
you may also shortly be getting told to post shopped pics only, told that real image anyday is crap, pointed towards /links and numerous other stuff.
but i for one welcome you with open arms.
edit/get it now, it's hilarious
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# see also:
FAIL and so on
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Haha it's a spoonerism for Wormer FT Borker

good one
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# So that's Goatse's real name!!


(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Pfft!
I laughed at this mans name the other day....

LOL!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
#
This guy's my fave... You have to work out how it's pronounced though...
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# poo-zols?
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# more like 'holes'
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
best spoonerism name ever
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Well,
I was just goin for the Gapes thing being funny, completely missed Gay Rapes....beeerillliiaaanttt
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Scream...
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Thats a very good painting you hand crafted.
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# Nicely painted

oil?
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# Ham.
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# haha
you scamp!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# well..
mixture of oil and poster paint. Got it down to a tee I think...
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Ford Concertina!!!!
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# I like the sound of that
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# ...
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# Accordian Car!
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# Ha ha ha!
You crazy foo'!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# that's a granada though
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Google is wrong then.
Anyways, there's not much differnce.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# my dad had one
had a V6 in it, best sound ever
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I had a 2.8GLS
V6 when I was a kid. It was a great car. Best Granada I ever had though was a 1993 Scorpio 2.9L 24v cosworth. That was mint until I totalled it in Hammersmith.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# i saw your pic down there
you bugger :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I aim
to please :)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# It's a late Cortina
the Granada from that period didn't have the 'coke bottle' curve on the rear doors.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# this work is bellow you
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# nice one sir.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Spiderdog is really fucking scary|!!!!!


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# !!!!!
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# :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# ARMADILLO!!!!!!!
Crunchy on the outside, bendy in the middle!

ARMADILLOS!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# up your bum
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# What?
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# wereduck
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# What?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# what?
where?
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# wereduck
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# Hahaha
Im liking these!

You are using a tablet for theses yeah?
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# yes
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# Thought so
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# got to get the practice in
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# Yes, Thats what I do with mine, for example:
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#
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# PLAM!
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# it hurts my hand at the moment
did it yours when you started using it?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# not really, I was gentle with it, but its sitting in my desk now so I dont draw any more pictures for now
I have work to do :(
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# might be the CTS causing the pain
My work gets left at work, I can't bring it home :)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Its uni work, ive got to actually do some now,
/final year of masters degree blog

Im left handed so im used to writing like a spac anyway so theres no difference in the pain
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I sit in my office chair with my feet up on the end of the desk
and put the tablet on my lap with the mouse and keyboard in easy reach of my right hand. It works for me. however I mainly use my tablet with painter x and it has a fantastic option of rotating the canvas to suit your drawing direction, much as you would so with paper and pencil and it stops a lot of the wrist strain moving your hand around as you need to in photoshop.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# That rotating sounds fantastic

Painter X you say?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# yes mate.
I think it came in at painter 9.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# That's not a wereduck
A wereduck would be something or someone who turns into a duck.
What you have there is a duck who is a werewolf.

/logic
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Shit, you've bamboozled us with logic!
/ac
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# no its a wolf that turns into a duck :P
but keeps the tail :P :)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# who named it fucking happy hour?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# hahaha!!
*clicks too many times*
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# ehehe
tis in his eyes i tell thee!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# hehehehe!
nice one sir
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Sir Henry Happy the IX of Swindon
in 1811
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# *Owls with laughter*



Woo.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# :D


(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What a miserable sod!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# noel fucks arses
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Text On A Prick!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# noelnoelnoelooneoneololollol lol
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# WHATS IN THE BOX?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Horrors.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# greets to the b3t's
*offers child for sacrifice*
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You are proper mental!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# magenta child!
woo!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# inspired by spider-man 3


Click for bigger (82KB)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# SAND MAN!
My nephew has the most awesome Sand Man play set ever!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# the only reason to have kids is for the toys
FACT!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Prezactly!
The best thing is having a nephew too, as you can give them back at the end of the day!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# i get so bored
playing with kids toys - they just dont challenge me enough :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# the fisher price stuff can be pretty challenging to set up
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# This is the play set:
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# nice
i think i'll "buy that for son"
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# "My nephew"
right..
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Pfft!
He is real, he isn't allowed to play with my Muppets "collectibles" though :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Marvellous Sir.



(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# thank you
:)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Nice
I just read Neil Gaiman's Sandman series
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# that any good??
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I liked it

I didn't like the drawing style much (it's a comic), but the story's rather good, which makes up for it completely. You can't finish is as quickly as a regular comic.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# glees


Click for bigger (105KB)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# You're a cruel, cruel, funny man
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Haha,
cats hate water
Lol!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# hehe
c
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha!
He's gonna be a wet pussy!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# this is not funny!
yes it is!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# no, actually it isn't.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# c-anal
:D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# yes i see :)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Reminds me of my childhood
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# eee you bugger
pffft
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Haha!
Your drawings are wicked bad!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# "Your drawings are evil and of low quality"
Is that good?
Why thank you. I think.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Yes, yes it is
:D

I like them
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# ;P
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Pfft!
Bloody French!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# bastard french
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Hohoho!
Nicely.

I like how you drew some of the plankton. Did you just make it up or was some kind of example involved?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I would say so.
They look like shrimps innit.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Bit of both.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I like the one that looks like Harley Quinn :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I like the one that looks like a diaphragm
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Great stuff!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# beautiful as ever
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# http://bg-gallery.info/gifs/2cxysma.html
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# It's his isn't it?
On a crappy gallery of stolen gifs someone's thrown together, quite substantially from b3ta
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Oh I see.
Is it the Daily Hate's ;)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# ta for that, that's two sites that have that image now
one day i dream of the daily mail using one of my images, i so want to be properly outraged.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# *tips hat*
At your service sir
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
#
*makes note in special book.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Brill as ever mr Nobby




(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Fantastic
as always boss.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# happy
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I'm happy too when I see a lady cat.

Your tag seems to make me snigger every time.
Over here, EO stands for the evangelistic broadcasting company.
Its name joined with an erect feline cock just makes me smile.

(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# me and religion don't mix
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# if you and religion mixed you'd have a
Tinier Tolerable Orgy
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Talking of religion, has anyone seen Religulous yet?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I say a cat last night on my walk home, I said hello to it, then it rubbed its face on me, and ran away
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# it was giving you gay cancer
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
#
giving you curing your
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I also saw a dog in a pub in sunderland, the dog licked me
Sunderland is a scary place
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# You seem to be a serial animal see-er!
I worry....
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# >:(
Its not my fault I keep seeing animals

I also saw a fox the other day, in daylight!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I saw my fox on Thursday night.
He was cheery :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# A cheery fox? Fuck off, they always look hungry!
I wanna see a badger, I rekon they would be well happy, and probably want some milk...
And I want to see and cuddle a hedgehog, they are awesome animals
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# My fox is well fed thank you very much :D
Me and my sister were walking back from the pub one night and we found a hudgehog. They are well lovely!

I nearly stood on a mole in the North of France once too. They are proper freaky things! And super mega tiny!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Good stuffs,
Hodgeypigs are awesome!

Moles are proper tiny innit, wind in the willows lies about their size!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I know!
They dont clean fucking houses either!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Bastards!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Yeah, that Kenneth Graeme has a lot to answer for!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Tony the tiger and Coco the coco pops monkey?
They're cereal animals.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# LOL!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# and they can both go to hell
and take the sugar puff monster with 'em
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# TELL 'EM ABOUT THE HONEY, MUMMY
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I had some coco pops today!
Must be the first time in Twenty years!!!

(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Have you seen any other animals lately?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# A fox.
b3ta.com/board/8848973

But thats it of decent animals, I dont really count shitty birds as decent animals
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Some birds are cool though!
Like the Jay who comes to my garden and the Parakeets that sit in the Sycamore tree at the bottom of my garden!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Yeah but most of the birds I see are shit ones, theres no cool ones in sheffield
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# They have super mega easy birds though ;)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Not really, you have to do more then buy them a bacardi breezer and hope they ride you like seabiscuit
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# But they are northern!
Northern birds are all proper easy!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Not all are northern, there are alot of students from alls overs,
but the easiness of them varies from where they are from and what year of uni it is for them.
First years, buy them a drink and they'll do bad things to you, 2nd years and over have learned their lesson by then
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I have bats in my garden.
They're ace.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Are they dutch bats?
Do they sit there smoking the reefer?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# No, we smoke it all

nothing left for the pets
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Catcock!

Quite busy on here for a Sunday afernoon!!!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I like your selective use of two colours
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# black is always good
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# And grey!
Don't undersell yoursell, the use of grey is fantastic
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# He deserves it
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# He deserves to be animated, in fact
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Being as i'm a complete novice,
are there GIF animators you can download?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# yes
both illegally and illegally..*

check somewhere like www.download.com I've even done the search for you.

*EDIT: ...and legally
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# hehe
ta, much appreciated
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# K...
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Animation makes CDC betterer!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# YESH
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# splooge!
the magenta cum gods will be proud :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Did he win?
Thus ending the fact that would always be a "nearly" man", even tough he's only foung and has a good few years to win it in.

Nice spunkage.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Yeah
he's not won the championship yet but he's close
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Thanks for f***ing up my afternoon's viewing!
RRRRAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

gah.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Pfft!
It was ruined for me this morning by Tim Lovejoy on Something for the Weekend :(
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I've avoided all news websites or anything that might have toldme.
APART FROM F***ING B3TA!

mutter mutter mutter.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# shocking use of TV license payers money

(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# hahaha
haha, that's fucking wrong. haha.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# indeed :D
only just last night did i become aware of this show
dear god...
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# You watched Harry Hill too?
(I didn't see the actual show, just the highlights on HH)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# yes :)
and i only realised that was on seconds before it was because i was flicking around the channels
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Harry Hill?


(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I do not understand it at all!
But check out the iTalian version ;)

Edit: Here you go. uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ5BXbX7Bxs

Now that is a show I would watch!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# is the studio audience dead?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I think it is just an overdub....
But maybe, yes :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# its ok they wake up after the first one
truly awful tv.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Aye, it is terrible
but at least on that version it is womens in bikinis :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# bloody Health and safety
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# But they're skinny enough to get through any hole!!



(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Yeah I know.
If I was the presenter, I would just run up, pull their bikini tops down and push them into the water anyway!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# it makes more sense if you see the original japanese version
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# this is what i know :)
very woo picature :)
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Why are Japanese gameshows so fucking cruel!!!


(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Because it is funny :D
I always enjoy the rope walk thing on Takeshi's! Especially when the silly men get the footballs shot in their faces!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha!


(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# great floppy cock action!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha excellent sabbath shocker
brill
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# haha

what a god awful show
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Bwah ha ha!
Oh Christ, that's funny.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
best thing i've seen so far today

*click*
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# *cackles with glee*
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# *giggle n click*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Genuine pfffft!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)

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