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spooky-boo.

i was pissing about with this part of the night and editing stuff for flickr. i'm enjoying making these sepia pics, but i understand other people have a low tolerance for them.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 6:49, archived)

HAHAHA

best joke ever, can't wait to tell my friends

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 8:01, archived)

My friends are frankly too joked out from laughing after the one you told in that picture you posted right now

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 8:04, archived)

HAHAHA

still laughing 30 mins later

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 8:39, archived)

friends? i've heard of those.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 8:17, archived)

They're like enemies that don't hate you.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)

$750000 each per episode

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)

ooo this is very creepy mr bear

/click

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sock more tea vicar?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 8:05, archived)

hello, footwear.

glad i could help creep you out.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 8:18, archived)

Moody

I like it.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 8:06, archived)

thanks, it was fun but a little tedious to make.

lots of layers of textures to fiddle with.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 8:20, archived)

The bug is scarey

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 8:16, archived)

you think the bug is scary?

that's snaxeballs' head in the lower centre, i thought he'd be the freaky part.

also, there are two bugs.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 8:21, archived)

Yey for spooky morning posts :D

'ning all

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)

hello there, young man.

i'll leave the board to you and the other daypeople, as it's late here and i'm off to bed.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)

*takes baton*

*inserts up own ass*

'night :D

Unfortunately you won't get much out of me today as I'm in work playing King of Fighters Collection on me PSP, excellent stuff :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)

Ther are games for Paint Shop Pro?:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)

Well i imagine you have all this time on your hands now that monster month is over:P

'ningles mate. What's the latest on the biarch queen?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)

spooky you say?

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finnbar has officially retired, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)

No this is scary!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)

Maybe supernatural ghouys of the day....

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)

I'm trying to relearn how to animate. Argh.

I'm designing and building and will eventually be living in this house. It's going to be made out of steel. Not funny. Not a kitten. But it has an atrium.
Sorry about the crap appearance. I forgot to change autocad over to the white background.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 6:18, archived)

How many bathrooms does it have?

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Shlvng, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 6:30, archived)

Two.

I guess this is a monstrosity by European standards.

Ouch. Now I'm embarrassed. At least I'm not cutting any trees for wood.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 6:35, archived)

Don't be embarrassed,

I only have two bathrooms, I cope.

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Shlvng, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 6:48, archived)

two bathrooms? how many asses do you have?

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 7:10, archived)

Looks great

Plenty of scope for solar cells/roof vegetation. Can I live with you?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 6:31, archived)

The fortress.

Solar cells are hidden away on a different part of the property. I've also got a blueberry orchard going in next year. But you have to drive to get there. It's a pretty big property.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 6:38, archived)

You forgot to leave space for the ice rink and the helicopters.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 6:34, archived)

Copters!

I just knew better than posting this. But to be honest the garage is about the size of a rink. Oh dear. I hate cars with a passion. My garage is for building bicycles. I hope that redeems me a bit. :)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 6:40, archived)

are you an architect?

recycled old boxcars?

looks good.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 6:46, archived)

Thanks. And nope.

I just spent years looking at what I like, and taking notes. Bauhaus books. Frank Lloyd Wright. A guy named Eichler. I just stole a bit from each of them. The basic building idea is to use a fairly inexpensive steel building supplier. That way I have a shell. Then I can just work on the inside, slowly. I've already been sitting in this stinking rv for a year without power. It's a long slow process. Argh, it's midnight. I'm outta here!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 6:56, archived)

okay doke. update us as it goes, please.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 7:02, archived)

Could you rub some lotion on my massive pecs, please.

(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:26, archived)

I don't care what anyone says

this picture is fucking perfect the way it is.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:28, archived)

is it

jeremy clarkson?

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Tikoloshe, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:33, archived)

It's George Costanza!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:35, archived)

by crom! it's oldman the sexagenarian.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:35, archived)

speaking of oldmen

hope you had a good birthday.

Save a pice of old-people cake for me, I'll be hitting 44 in a few weeks. I'm astonished at my elderliness.

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Shiksa, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 5:32, archived)

haha, thanks.

hope you have a great birthday too. you should, you've had lots of experience at them.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 6:12, archived)

is that shopped?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:37, archived)

i assumed it was. perhaps i was too charitable.

who can tell with old people? that could be strips of rotting chicken skin roughly taped together for all i know.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:52, archived)

Gloria Hunniford has let herself go.

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Shlvng, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:41, archived)

Yah, you're not seeing things.

(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:42, archived)

WHERE IS YOUR MAGENTA?

WHERE IS IT MAN?

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Shlvng, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:43, archived)

It's not where I thought it was.

(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:45, archived)

Maybe

you were subconsciously thinking about Arnie's 4ft wang covered in dirty pudding

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Shlvng, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 5:04, archived)

heh

bet most of you dont look that good @ 25.

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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 5:23, archived)

I just did a POO

April Scott

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:09, archived)

Phwoar

!!!

WQould

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:12, archived)

*looks at keyboard*

...i dunno why, I always look at my own keyboard when I see someone elses typo

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:13, archived)

*thinks*

*How the fuck did they manage that, is that key really next to that key... oh it is. wow. wtf*

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Tikoloshe, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:17, archived)

I did a poo half an hour ago

I had pizza for dinner last night so it wasn't a very good poo.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:14, archived)

I was actually wondering about

two hours ago how the fuck you did these, they are aceness

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Tikoloshe, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:17, archived)

quick explanation

1) copy the parts to be left large each into their own new layer (head, left foot, rt foot etc..)
2) shrink the base layer 50%.
3) warp neck, wrists, ankles to match smaller diameter.
4) clean up layers with eraser
...
10) profit

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:24, archived)

common sense approach, hence why i never understand photoshop

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Tikoloshe, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:32, archived)

I think i might try this

its harder than it looks

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)

i can never tell if you're creating a fetish or supplying pics for one long established.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:26, archived)

I think part of the inspiration could be my foot fetish

the head (and sometimes hands) just go along for the ride

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:35, archived)

ew! gross!

*pukes*

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:36, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 3:55, archived)

Did this picture suddenly replace someone else's picture of a cat?

STRANGE THINGS ARE AFOOT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 3:56, archived)

No no

I would not replace a cat.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 3:57, archived)

I deleted a cat.

I am not sorry, it was a rubbish cat and warranted no comment.

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Shlvng, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 3:58, archived)

what??

there are no rubbish cats. this is blasphemy.

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Shiksa, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 3:59, archived)

Exactly this.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:00, archived)

Here is the cat.

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Shlvng, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:01, archived)

Hahaha

fuck yeah.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:02, archived)

Haha!

No staying power, that little bugger.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:07, archived)

I was actually commenting on how I liked the cat when it disappeared.

I believe my exact words were "MEE-WOW!".

Also: I got confirmation that cockweasle has survived without us.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:02, archived)

Yay!

Where the hell is he then?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:05, archived)

his pc is in the shop

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:07, archived)

OH SHIT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:07, archived)

he gazzed me, i think he's in jail.

that whole 'computer failed' line sounded like it was being whispered in his ear.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:33, archived)

Well, it was worth typing twice.

Also: He will not last long.

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Shlvng, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:06, archived)

Uh oh.

Goatee cat.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:02, archived)

now, see, this is a pretty fluffy twitchy floating cat head.

it is not rubbish at all.

The blue eyes are absolute win.

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Shiksa, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:03, archived)

Thank you.

I did the twitchy floating stuff with my computer machine

The cat did the rest. It is 15 years old and lives in Belgium.

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Shlvng, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:40, archived)

The owner of the cat took the photo,

so he contributed too.

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Shlvng, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 5:12, archived)

That is a great, albeit frightening, cat

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:03, archived)

The funny thing is that I top-posted your original post

...and immediately deleted mine. It was one of those times when I thought to myself, "well, it seems nobody has posted for over 1/2 hour, so I will post my thing". Then as soon as I click 'submit' your post was there just below mine :/

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:08, archived)

THIS GAYSHIFT WILL NEVER WORK IF EVERYONE KEEPS DELETING THEIR PICTURES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:15, archived)

The gayshift isn't supposed to work

It is destined to hobble along like an alcohic Emu on giro afternoon.
This is the way things are.

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Shlvng, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:36, archived)

we are elegance and grace.

behold!

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:42, archived)

This not elegant or graceful

It is monkey endangerment. It is something I approve of and I have invested much money into developing it into a mainstream industry.

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Shlvng, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:46, archived)

You should post your thing now

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Shlvng, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:50, archived)

aw, he's sweet.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:42, archived)

feet are not that strange

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:05, archived)

I'm sure postbear has some pictures that could change your mind.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:14, archived)

*is summoned*

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:29, archived)

This is unpleasant.

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Shlvng, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:37, archived)

guess which pair are mine, win a prize.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:43, archived)

Your feet have less than 5 toes combined?

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Shlvng, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:48, archived)

RONG NO PRIZE FOR YOU.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:51, archived)

Just tell me how many toes you have please.

I am trying to meet new people on the internet and this kind of information is important to me.

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Shlvng, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:58, archived)

ALL OF THEM.

I HAVE ALL THE TOES.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 5:09, archived)

I cannot condone your toe monopoly

Your actions compel me to reject you as a potential internet friend.
I am shunning you.

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Shlvng, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 5:16, archived)

*flaunts digits*

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 5:19, archived)

THIS IS A SHUN SITUATION

I CANNOT SEE THE DIGITS YOU FLAUNT

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Shlvng, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 5:33, archived)

i can flaunt right through your shun. my powers are unstoppable.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 6:13, archived)

damned radioactive flip flops.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 19:06, archived)

FILTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:09, archived)

who is this bald woman?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:10, archived)

Some fitty

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:12, archived)

i'm reading a book i think you might like.

it's pretty sappy but fun.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:32, archived)

VECTOR

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)

Just in case it is not perfectly clear:

this is a parody design of the Obama "Hope" shirt I just now made - it is not actually a commercially available Homer Simpson shirt that kinda happens to look like an Obama "Hope" shirt (really! - that commercially available Homer Simpson shirt does not exist.)

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tubaman, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:56, archived)

So it's more like a . . . DOH'BAMA kinda deal . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 3:02, archived)

except there is no shirt there?

I didn't even look for the Doh'bama word on Google before I did that...
(I did look for Homer Hope and a few other combinations)

DO'H!

this is the shirt on girl sauce, BTW
a66.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/89/l_694a4de8f2f04f1617e60c843175cba9.jpg

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tubaman, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 3:53, archived)

Well...that's...just.....

...on my screen

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 3:02, archived)

Guy

On another forum made it.
Is now her t-shirt

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Tikoloshe, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 3:24, archived)

So wow,

that's a neato, what now right?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 3:57, archived)

I made it, pasted it onto a photo of girl wearing different shirt.
No guy on any other forum did anything, as far as I know...

must not operate b3ta while drinking.

does this make it better?
(I did the bottom 2 panels)

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tubaman, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:01, archived)

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Sat 1 Nov 2008, 3:51, archived)

more monkey biz

Click for bigger (49KB)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)

I got my mind on my monkey

and my monkey on my mind.
Nice monkeys :)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)

There's no bizknits like monkey bizknits !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)

i love seeing the storyboarding on these.

looking forward to the animation.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)

I just noticed you're a new 41 . . . will sponge cake do ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:38, archived)

as long as it's not made of real sponges....

i made myself a simple dessert, may make a cake yet if i get time. been a busy week.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:45, archived)

Darn . . . I already lit the candle . . . it's the thought that discounts . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:57, archived)

thanks, i don't think much these days.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 3:04, archived)

Clappy Bornday!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:43, archived)

thanks, it was yesterday but i haven't changed my sig.

or done much of anything, really.

here's me, last night.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:46, archived)

Looks like you're holding steady . . .

that's a good thing . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:59, archived)

that was early in the evening.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 3:05, archived)

Cheer up!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 3:00, archived)

why? is there some advantage to it?

i'm content, but i always appear more miserable than i feel. do other people have a glee gland or something?

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 3:07, archived)

Cool.

I've tried to not grow up. My body is trying, but it's losing.

By the way, remember to listen to whrb at night. The record hospital is really good. Tuesday nights there's this crazy Greek guy who plays lot's of weird punk and obscure stuff.

I'm older than you. Wa wa wa.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:01, archived)

whrb? never heard of it.

i don't mind growing up, it's growing out that's bothering me.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:25, archived)

College radio.

I had to turn off this little bitch creature tonight. But she is playing some great music.

whrb.org/streams/whrb2.m3u

I refuse to grow out. But I did have to quit the bong. :( Oh well.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 6:10, archived)

Funky President

...Get down wid yo bad self

(VicePresidentOfTheFunk, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)

AAAHHHH!!!...

...*logs off*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)

Naughty!

by Nature

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)

he has a naughty by nature dovet cover

lol

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)

Barack Yomama

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:40, archived)

haha looks like the Charleston Spaz stylee.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:44, archived)

it is a zombie Carol Channing

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:45, archived)

Hard to tell if she's coming or going . . . or just happy to see me . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 3:04, archived)

It might help you to know...

there is only one breast flopping side to side

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 3:22, archived)

Looks like a cross between

Arnold Schwarzenegger (the hair) and Condoleeza Rice (the teeth).

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Ghoti Fingers, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 8:03, archived)

teeth and hair

...from James Brown. Quite an attractive look, non?

(VicePresidentOfTheFunk, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 8:37, archived)

It works for me

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Ghoti Fingers, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)

nice one

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)

BUCKEY BLOCKHEAD to the rescue!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)

Ice Cube!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4RY-eJgHHs

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:19, archived)

...i didn't even have to use my A-K...

...I gotta say it was a good day!... (thank you for that!... :)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)

i like this.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)

figures...

...(probably the worst drawing i ever did)... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)

i have bad taste.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)

here's one i really like... it's called... 'summer's gone'...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)

summer's gone? ia that an emosquito?

i like the other one better, but ignore me, i'm not right in the head.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)

this bug was about an inch long, and bright red...

...i don't know what it was.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)

I'm pretty sure that's some sort of Ichneuman fly (actually a wasp)

They sting caterpillars that live in your lawn or plants, and lay their egg inside them. This then hatches and the larval wasp eats the caterpillar alive from the inside out! AAAARGH!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)

I hope that isn't a mozzi, I have an unfathomable hatred for them.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)

*fathoms*

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)

That's pathetic.

2/10

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)

i'm not likeable enought to be pathetic.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)

EMOOOOOOBILE

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:29, archived)

I like this.

And for fear of going to bed with a bad image, I am gonna go now and watch Kung Fu Panda :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)

get ready to feel the...

...THUN-DAH!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)

*fires globes of disarray*

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)

aaaahh............you got him!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)

That's right . . . flat side down . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)

i have to know - is his butthole square too?

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)

have you ever eaten a tootsie roll?...

...(ha ha)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)

no. i hate most candy.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)

me too...nothing tastes as good as it used to...

...and everything is shrunken to a silly size.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)

blame a cold shower.

i don't eat a lot of packaged foods, but i see your point. even things like crackers and biscuits creep up in price while the contents slowly reduce in size.

if i want cheap, crappy candy, i'll buy it in the next few days as the leftover hallowe'en junk gets booted to the sale wall to make room for the crappy xmas candy.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)

now i want candy....i need something sweet!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)

Betty'd get it.

Is she in Dead Set there?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)

the guy didn't pay...

...now he's sorry!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)

Animate it hard!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)

...nah...

...too lazy.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)

BUCKEY BLOCKHEAD AND HIS BLOCK BUSTING BLOCKHEAD !

BUBA . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)

Bucking the System by busting blokes Bucky Blockhead style...

...by bashing beyond belief broohaha buffing boffers... better believe it!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:39, archived)

Bibbity Bobbity . . . BOOM BANG !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:43, archived)

this is what spongebob aspires to

and with that, i'm off. g'night b3ta.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)

ZZZzzzee ya . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:44, archived)

Bucky Blockhead sends bigbreasts to bed...

...good night!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:44, archived)

TOFU MAN!

TO THE RESCUE!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:44, archived)

actually... i think he's closer to the 'wood' family...

...not sure though.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)

CUBE MAN WANTS ANOTHER WAR

We need another war.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)

DON'T MENTION ZEE WAR!

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Tikoloshe, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)

If Obama loses, it will be hysterical.

By which I mean, a massacre.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)

cubes against balls...

...to the death then!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)

Is it an eraser?

Is it a sugarcube?
Is it Tofu?
NO IT'S A FUCKING JPEG.
have a woo

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Tikoloshe, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:01, archived)

it's a square in...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)

Let's face it, you can't corner Buckley

even if you square up to him.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)

straight up...

...he don't play, and he can rock the block party 'till your hair turns gray.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)

Oh those Americans

Hmmm, maybe I should go to bed.. (^_^)

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)

ah, yes, the atomic television

brought to you by the makers of the asbestos rainhat.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)

psst, + o

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)

pssto?

Is that what they call the piss stock cubes they put in urinals?

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Tikoloshe, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)

shit!...

...you did not spell my name correctly....(proofread) "Atmic"(?) .......nice explosion though!... :)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)

All ideas from the fifties were shit.

Although goatees were pretty cool.

Daddio.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)

they'll do, but i still think of them as 'junior beards'.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:47, archived)

slut ideas: have sex, have more sex, then have some more sex.

atomic is right, unless it's television we watch while we're at the microphone.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)

Licking the Hypno-Toad...

(Agent O'Rage is in your base, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)

lick it yourself

that's one train wreck i want no part of.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)

Thinking about it,

I don't think I'd want to be part of any train wreck.

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)

she's gonna be trippin'...

...(or falling soon).

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)

Indeed

(ptet is happy, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)

All Glory...

*Clap*...*clap*...*clap*...

(Eo1spy is reversing the polarity on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)

cains gonna get raped

(Mr Chicken, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)

Pfft to the pic,

I think the words are unnecessary.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)

And so is the size.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)

I agree, but explain why.

Ed: Whenever you're ready.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)

Because

He has a beard... or something.

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Tikoloshe, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)

Obama is extremely dangerous for numerous reasons.

He wants 'national service'
His chief political advisor is Zbigniew Brzezinski. Who's son advises McCain.
He still won't supply his original birth certificate.
He's received FOUR times the amount of corporate contribution than any other candidate.
His record while in the senate proves he did NOTHING.
His ties with Bill Ayers, Saul Alinsky and Raila Odinga.

Plus tons of other shit.

I can prove ALL this stuff for anyone who gives a fucking shit, gaz me.

And no, I'm not for McCain, they're two sides of the same coin.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)

They're both pricks.

But no one in Americaland knows how to vote for someone who isn't one of the people spattered all over the news.

Of the two, I'd prefer him to be presedent as his voice irritates me less.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)

Then you're fucked.

America is fucked anyway.

Plus Obama's anti-gun stance. I'm a brit, guns don't mean shit to us, but yanks are gonna get fucked big time.

The military are there, ready for civil disorder. America is being used as a test ground.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)

They're fucked either way.

Go with the one you mind least about getting fucked by.
For me, Obama.

But then I'm not a Yank, so to be honest I don't care.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)

If I was American I'd vote for a third party.

The more numbers there are, the harder it is to control.

Obama is a manchurian candiate, he is extremely dangerous.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)

New World Order

i wish more people would take the time to read up on this, the more people that are aware the better.

(Mr Chicken, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)

Bill Ayers?

Christ man, the guy was 8 at the time.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)

Wanker

Two words for you. Sarah Fucking Palin.

(ptet is happy, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)

Oh No my friend has a beard! I'm calling the police!

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)

do it.

beards are evil, they burrow through the skin, anchoring themselves firmly to the chin, whilst their roots seek out the brain. once there, the roots release a powerful mind-control enzyme and, within a matter of seconds, they have the entire body in their power.

possibly.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)

Having been advised to re-post...

...here it is again. See the REPLY to view the naked gun theme expanded upon (John McCain as Leslie Nielsen)...Enjoy!

(VicePresidentOfTheFunk, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)

Oh you....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)

who's running the book?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)

Not me,

I am already sure it is ClanSoul....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)

I didn't realise we were still in the 1970s.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)

You got moxey kid!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)

...here's the other fella

...Leslie McNielsen

(VicePresidentOfTheFunk, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)

Hahahah

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)

I just want to tell you both good luck

We're all counting on you

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)

I just want to tell you both

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 8:55, archived)

clickity

click

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Tikoloshe, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)

Great pics, but naughty naughty!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)

careful I don't delete the thread

...apparently it's what I've become known for. moowahahah

(VicePresidentOfTheFunk, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)

I'm bricking it.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)

That's good, but apparently you're an insecure thread-deleting cunt?

What say you?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)

Hey Dek!

Whats with the new number?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)

It's a reference to Yale's 'Skull & Bones' society.

For my own amusement.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)

Arf!

*dead poets in Deks face*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)

I've not watched that in years, you explain.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)

Neither have I.

But it is another society in an American University so I figured it fit ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)

Ah!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)

It's close to midnight...

...and a halloween related compo entry is lurking in the dark

(bitchman contains mild peril, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)

haha

That's rathergood.com

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)

He will become THE most hated president in HIStory.

See what I did there?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)

I remember the time when it was all black and white, If you were bad

you could just say 'leave me alone'. Maybe he can heal the world.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)

You need to look at the man in the mirror and just beat it, cuz the way you make me feel....

makes me want to fuck young boys.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

Well that's just human nature, now if you wanna be startin' somethin'

remeber I'm a smooth criminal, probably still in the closet. I know you won't stop til you get enough so I'll tell you now; the girl is mine

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)

Well, you rock my world pretty young thing, ease on down the road.

We'll be just good friends and scream and shout, because Michael Jackson lives in Vegas now and loves young boy's semen on his chin.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)

Ben, I just can't stop loving you is what he told him, he went

further to say they don't really care about us. Someone knocked on the door and he replied who is it? She replied Billie Jean. She's out out of my life MJ shouted back. After asking the boy can you feel it, MJ had trouble cleaning the faecies off the wall.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)

Oh Christ..

JUST LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!

Christ, I'm listening to the bastard now.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)

Leave me alone is a great track.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)

He's a fucking genius.

I so wish he didn't like fucking boys.

What a twat.

Ed: The film 'Men in Tights' was written by Jordi's father, you know THAT kid. It was greenlit because of..some bullshit I forget about.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)

dirty diana?

everyone's had her, she's just another part of me

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)

He fucks kids, but damn, he was good.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)

i do still love thriller

i hate the way they hardly ever show the full video

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)

You're working day n night to be a speed demon.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)

i'm gonna make a change for once in my life

i don't understand the way you think, the girl is mine. she's been here times before, but i was too blind to see

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)

The love you save, rocks my world.

Remember the time Billie Jean fucked all those kids..or something..I'm done now.

God damn kiddyfucking genius.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)

unfortunately, genius and perversion seem to go hand in hand

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)

I agree, Mozart would often rape dog eggs.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)

*stops mid rape*

...
..
.
I'M A GENIOUS!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)

Eggs are cock-teasing bastards.

FAX!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)

so i've heard

einstein would often be found rubbing his member with a sedated lemur.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)

It's virtually all behind him now . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)

Get thee behing me.

Is that Palin without her makeup in the middle?

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)

this is really funny...

... :D

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)

Rushing Past

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

Oh man this doesn't help my headache.

S'nice though.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

Curly Swirls.

Also, WW3 starts next year.
www.b3ta.com/links/RAND_Lobbies_Pentagon_Start_War_To_Save_U_S_Economy

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

I knew it was you, just by reading that link

edit: I mean: reading the link; I didn't actually click on it or anything as crazy as that

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)

this makes my

brain hurt.

i think i've just broken my lurking cherry.
ooer.

(Don't You Want To Be A Bird, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)

Wow . . . I'm impressed !

Take two of something and call yourself in the morning . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)

I think that would be the best course of action,

i never thought i would break my cherry but alas, some things must be broken.

(Don't You Want To Be A Bird, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)

Take good care of your neck.

...*ominous music*

(

ClanSoul, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)

You better stay away from my neck,

while my head has loved you my neck is always skeptical.

(Don't You Want To Be A Bird, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)

Great pat . . . I'll be looking forward to more of your postings !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)

Cheers,

its been four years but im still scared of being hated for being a "n00b" or something

(Don't You Want To Be A Bird, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)

Naa . . . your like a breath of fresh . . . bird !

Even though do I do want to be . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)

It's nice to be a breath of fresh bird,

now i just need to come up with something worthwhile to post on the main board and i'll be finished with my life, yay.

(Don't You Want To Be A Bird, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)

Wow. Snake tube knitting machine.

It goes rather well with what I was just listening to.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWWI2rGdda4

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)

Man . . . that cat even dances with a bad attitude !

How's your wall holding up ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

My engineer is gathering the cats right now.

I was so bummed out. HR was supposed to do an interview on my favorite radio show. But he showed up too late. Waaaa. They're back together. Although prolly really old.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)

This is a neverending

anaconda!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)

picture yourself in a boat...

...on a river...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)

I like that.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:56, archived)

Fwiday night, with...

(

Q4nobody, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)

I for one have actually had my friday night ruined

by not being able to watch Jonathon Ross.

Also, I would like to know how many complaints Gordon Ramsays program tonight will get!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)

I am offended by insipid tabloids.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)

I AM OFFENDED BY OFFENCE!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)

I AM OFFENDED BY A FENCE

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)

I am fenced by an offender. :(

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)

*steals wallet*

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

I AM OUTRAGED!

WHY IS GRACE JONES ON MY TV!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

If we all complain 30k times could we get her fired?

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)

If we get 50k can we

go back in time and not have her in a Bond film too?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

The Daily Mail already control our tv channels, why not space-time?

We know they scour these pages for images, why not self-righteous outrage too?

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

YOU HEAR THAT DAILY MAIL?!

DO SOMETHING THE PUBLIC ACTUALLY AGREE WITH FOR A CHANGE RATHER THAN SHOUTING INDIGNATLY ABOUT STUFF WE DON'T CARE ABOUT!

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

You forgot to add:

YOU SHOWER OF NAZI CUNTS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)

I personally couldn't give a toss how many complaints it got, I thought it was great

which is annoying really because I generally like Ramsey's hoarding of Tv programming and I shouldn't because it's cuntish. With this one I thought 'Oh God more Ramsey TV, I bet it's bollocks'

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)

Did you watch Gordon Ramsay?

There was one bit where a man simulated anal sex with a carrot. But I guarantee there will be no complaint! Not that I am saying there should be of course, but just pointing out the double standards.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)

Brilliant wasn't it. LIVE TV IN PUBLIC HOMES WHAT A LAUGH!

Surely they won't do anything offensive or un-expected!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

I know.

After they started licking cream off each others nipples though, I thought they would have cut the link :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)

It's edging towards Nevermind the Buzzcocks but with food and the Public

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)

Pfft!

Did you see HIGNFY tonight? Ian Hislop said that the last time Russell Brand was on the show, he didn't feel he was given enough respect!

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)

Argh! I missed it!

I don't really have control over the remote from 7pm onwards.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)

Never mind,

there will be a few repeats during the week :D

EDIT: Or of course, HIGNFY :D/

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)

Huzzah! Now do I watch that now or Dead Set ep.3?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)

Well I am saving all of Dead Set until tomorrow when I have loads

of free time myself :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)

i'm downloading them

and watching either tomorrow night or sun before work
but i'd also advise waiting for the extended hignfy

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)

I watched it when it was on anyhoo,

but I know I will watch the extended version anyway :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

saw that bit

and monky, there's always iplayer. I suggest waiting until Have i got a bit more... is put up as it's that little bit more enjoyable

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)

On an iplayer-based subject

I'm watching the latest Spooks and they just said 'shut down the internet'

*facepalm*

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

yeh i know

but it makes sense in the long run.

Missed a lot of last series, really think Ros and that other blonde bit are gonna piss me off. also not impressed with the "lets put some random black bloke in to replace Danny, but not give him any decent plots"

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

Yeah, for the last few series it's all become about three people

Do you ever get sick of double-double-agents?

_{Is that a tripple agent or a quadruple agent?}

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

i liked the reference to tom

and i think Lucas is gonna be a decent agent, but hopefully future story lines are gonna be a tad more complicated than "Russia'll get pissed off when we tell them you're a mole even though we've got no evidence, come work for us"

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)

It was a little deus ex machina

I'm waiting for when Tom suddenly appears out of nowhere, and they start bringing people back from the dead.

EDIT: And it looks like they're killing off more talent next week - they go through contracts faster than the rest of the BBC.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)

well keeley's not dead

Tom could come back as a foreign operative.

they didn't kill off that geeky one did they? i liked her, malcolm looks lost without her and Colin.

either that or they'll do a 24 and kill off all of them except Lucas, harry, and old girl who're all in harry's sealed office (despite the fact he hasn't even got an automatic door)

edit: nah they're not. i caught the end of the episode on three, cos my dad had flicked on despite not seeing either of the first two eps, or the first 58 mins of that ep.

it works with spooks because it shows them as human after all. but must be expensive when they do a faulkner (as it's become known)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)

i am offended that you rely on Jonathon Ross for entertainment

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)

Bah!

Whatever! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)

As above

Back to your Pig entertainment I say?

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Q4nobody, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)

fails to be amused.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)

my mum complained about that

she wasn't too happy with me ripping the oven out of the kitchen and dragging it into the front room in order to participate

she's gonna sue C4 for the price of the new kitchen which asploded

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)

i do kinda like ramsey

and i do want to try his venison in chocolate sauce, but resent this belief C4 have that everyone has a telly in their kitchen.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)

I resent this belief C4 have that I can be fucked to cook and watch at the same time

DID YOU SEE THEM COOKING! NIGHTMARE! I'D HAVE HAD A STROKE...

Over the RyanAir ladies.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)

Yeah, what was that about?

The RyanAir trolley dollies have always been munters on my flights!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

RyanAir was the worst airline I've been on.

I literally fitted into my seat. The only part of my body I could manouvre was my head, far enough to rest my forehead on the seat in front.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)

you get more legroom in a standard ryanair seat

(not the emergency seat) than on a train or a bus in the UK
I know this from experience.

I don't see what people's problem is, it's not as if they claim they're anything they're not.

if you don't like it pay more for your ticket and fly from an airport in another city

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)

I've never had a problem with seat space what with being rather little.

When I flew Business Class to New York I was confused at being lost in my seat D:

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

I had no choice, it was an organised trip.

Personally I would avoid them, even before experiencing their flights.

(*ALTHOUGH* I may have been in the smaller seats, the last row at the back.)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

i love them seats

you get to see the engine split apart on landing :D

except for the front row, and two middle exit rows all the seats are the same size and identical. what pissed me off when we flew to spain was that their seats no longer recline (presumably cheaper) so i was quite uncomfortable when i woke up. but i didn't pay for the flights so men

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)

I'm 6'4

and Ryanair aren't particularly bad. I've had less legroom on BA than I get on Ryanair and there's a lot of trains -- Scotrail spring immediately to mind -- and pretty much any coach that has a lot less legroom.

Just a pity that where I live the only way of getting to Ryanair's airports is two hours on a coach...

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boris the spider, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)

i've had a few hotties

although easyjet are better

US airways transatlantic have a tranny :(

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)

AHHHHHRGHGHEHGHRARGH!

I don't know whether falling asleep would be better or worse.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

i only saw her on my flight back

and i'd upgraded so didn't worry since she was servicing economy.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

"servicing"

*titters*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)

"TITters"

*sniggers*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)

*sNIGGERS*

*buggers*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)

"bugGERS"

*Celtics*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)

I got a number from an easyjet hostess a few years back which was nice.

But I think that most of them take their orange uniform too far to include their skin :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)

haha

me and my dad (6'1" and 6'4" respectively) got exit seats on the way out to spain, so i got to spend a long time staring at our hungover stewardess's arse. think that might be why my dad "let me have" the window seat on the flight back

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)

You Can't beat old Wossy!

It's a pity the old hags at BBC listen to the demands of a wannabe satanic slut?
Over the genuis entertainer the man is??

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Q4nobody, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)

Meh,.

It is Daily Mail control again unfortunately.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)

I do feel sorry for Manuel.

He seems like such a lovely chap.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)

Although I like Wossy

I think it was a fair price to pay to get rid of Russell Brand.

Unfortunately he will probably get another well paid job very quickly. All publicity is good publicity in the celebrity world :(

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)

Oh of course!

Just look at the support that Ponderland was given this week.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

you forgot to say

another well paid job at the beeb

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

Complaints?

But Gordon would just say

Q&D

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

I am convinced his chin is made of playdough.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

David Attenborough would have been on it tonight

I was gutted

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)

Oh you are joking?

What an utter fuck :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)

if I ate that much popcorn

I think the resultint poot would block the toilet

then I'd have to chisel the fucker out

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)

I have offended myself with this post

and I will complain to the daily mail

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)

Express your complaint through the medium of photoshop!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)

don't have photosoup installed for some technical reason..

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)

What do you use then, if you don't mind my prying sir?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)

at the moment, paint.net which is a bit poo

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

he uses a rag on a stick

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)

like I was seeking my fortune

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)

hey, stickrags could be the next big thing!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

I'm going sleep now

I am sleepy

nite nite

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)

Goodnight sweetheart.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

nighty night, party ham

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)

And shit!

Oh, hang on....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)

ahh

yes

infact, I'm going to have to have a quick play of "hang on" now

brb

edit: bah, too hard on a keyboard

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)

*Super Hang Ons*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)

There has been an over-reaction.

But if it gets rid of Brand, it's a good thing.

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)

he's getting old and fat, that's the problem.

if he was ten years younger and a bit slimmer, that cheeky smile would have got him out of this shit.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)

Heh, nice.

Also: since when have there been 'special icon days'?

/has been busy all day

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

we had these last hallowe'en, too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)

Ahh. I only came back to b3ta late last year after a long period of lurkage.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)

Vector Brushes In Xara X4

Work in progress of Emmeline Pankhurst

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)

Looks like Marie Curie

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)

Oi! Woman!

Get back in the fucking kitchen!

May I also say Molto woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)

Ooh I shall have to keep tabs on this one :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)

This is ace,

I want to do some vector type stuff like this, does anyone have a good suggestion for a program because I'm sick of photoshop elements.
And Illustrator can fuck off at £500~ I'm also skint so something free would be awesome.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)

Pencils and Paper are pretty cheap :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)

YOU'D THINK I'D HAVE KNOWN THAT BEING A FINE ARTIST AND ALL...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)

Xara Xtreme 4 you can get for next to nothing ...

like £50 ... it's what I use and it's amazing ... you can download a 30 day trail here www.xara.com/us/downloads/xtreme/

It's fast and it's easy to use.

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)

Brilliant, I'll give that a shot.

THANKS MEESTER! :)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)

fan

tas
stic

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)

this needs more comments...

...WICKED!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)

oi fishface !

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)

glob glob glob

woo!

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Tikoloshe, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)

Phwoar!!!

I bet that tastes salty!
:D

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I love this, and I love you!

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)

superb

guaranteed to give the creationists something to think about.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)

Marvelous creature

TinyTJ- J Woss is cancelled, is there a link to the audio that caused this?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)

Are you taking the piss?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)

brooom

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cupz, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)

Marvellous as ever!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)

Looks like a right fine sucker . . . right there !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)

would!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)

Scale it up!

Woo! This is most good, MOST GOOD!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)

You are my guru

I *click* and woo thee

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)

ello

*waves*

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)

*Waves back*

Work has simply killed any creativity on my front of late mate, but I lurk cursing the lack of time I have to contribute on this place, or yours for that matter; but sadly something I may have to get used to :(

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

there's a word for stuff like this...

...PERFECTION!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)

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