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[challenge entry] This thing really sucks...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# hahah
brilliant sir!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# wow!
that really sucks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Yes! I require one of these, but will first need a bigger flat.
In other news, I've been busy this weekend:





CFBs
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I love these
It's like Max Payne vomited on them :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# hahaha
absolutely wonderful work.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Do they do an anal one? I hate wasting valuable b3ta time by having to poo at least once a day...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# sweet!
I need one of those
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Hahahaha...
ACE! *click* Ningles my ol' Moley
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I want one
it would certainly encourage men to do some hoovering
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# i LOVE that...
but you do realise NO REAL MAN needs sat nav
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# class
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# simply
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Right, let's kick off the week with this...
'ning all!


My site here!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Redex? Good start
Unless it's just me, in which case woo, cos your stuff usually is

EDIT: I was right, WOO :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Phew, you had me in a panic there
thought I'd done something silly
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# It redexed the first couple of refreshes
Then it was there. Prolly just my PC being an arse as usual :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# hahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Jesus wouldn't fancy Wolverine tinkering round down there...
Woo and good morning.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Jesus loves
a bit of Wolverine tinkering
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# heehee!
woo - and 'ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# ningles great mate
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# hurrah for another lovely week of work!
and it's pissing down with rain, too. Can life get any better?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I hope you're wearing your whelk
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# with pride!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I finally saw Iron Man last night and it was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# 10th November - The Sleuth Sloth of Slough


As suggested by Riverghost
(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 6:58, archived)
# Ha ha, Deerstalkers ftw
I do love your backgrounds. They are really "texturey"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 7:08, archived)
# Silly man!
Going near a stabby pubbing without a jug of custard.
The fool! The fool!

*runs about manically*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:18, archived)
# No match for a cloth cap, aye.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:22, archived)
# Stabby pudding would obviously crap all over a cloth cap in a fight!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:27, archived)
# I've had that...
had seen

EDIT: Also, never do anything Riverghost asks, it is all part of his great master plan!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 7:44, archived)
# STEWTH!
hahaha. Yays.

Gah! I feel like a badgers arse! Been awake since 10pm!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:15, archived)
# badger's arse, one of the finer ales?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:17, archived)
# Nutty with an after taste of dung.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:18, archived)
# A beer you never want to surprise whilst on a brisk country ambulation.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:19, archived)
# someone should make an advertisment for this so I can claim credit...


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(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:48, archived)
# ha ha ha woo
I see it being distributed acrss the land...(usually on the pavement outside of all night greasy pizza parlours)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:55, archived)
# And a source of bovine TB, we're told.
I've been up since 4am, as usual. D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:24, archived)
# I'm an insomnaic.
Last week was actually OK but the previous three I averaged 20 hours sleep a week.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:26, archived)
# Poor sod.
Have you tried Valerian?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Herbal pill, lavender oil, night rescue remedy spray, teas...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)
# I find beer works best.
hops + alcohol = zzz
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Yeah but your not an insomniac.
drinking to sleep when you have it is basically the fast track to alcoholism.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:39, archived)
# True enough
I did have a couple of crackheads downstairs until earlier this year. The place was boarded up after 9 months of intense racket, when a woman on the bottom floor's 3-year-old daughter brought a crack pipe in.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:43, archived)
# aaaw how sweet. Her first crack pipe!
I lived in a house next door to a couple. They worked out that hey could get through their loft into mine and then into my house to take what the want.
I also had a flat below a load of So Solid Crew members. My flat mate was complimenting her brant money by buying and selling stuff on ebay.
When stuff arrived and we were out them and their frinds used to open the delivered stuff and take what they wanted, throwing what they didn't on the floor. They also had very loud parties every day from about 3pm to about 4am.

EDIT: Have we had a bad neighbours QotW?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:51, archived)
# Fuckers.
Edit: 3 years ago
207.44.242.20/questions/scaryneighbours/
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Psssst
Chamomile oil?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:59, archived)
# WANK
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:17, archived)
# Yey for Holmes!

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:37, archived)
# Ning
This is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:44, archived)
# yay! he's lovely!
also - I've just seen yesterday's capibara - woohoo!!
*ker-licks*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:46, archived)
# Aw, he's lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# This will be for sale
I'm happy this will be for sale. It is Marty McFly at the lake.

Any advice? Any offers? I've never sold anything like this.


(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 6:22, archived)
# I COMPLETED GEARS OF WAR 2
WHO NEEDS SLEEP?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 6:32, archived)
# is that a SFW?
war in a factory?
(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 6:35, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 6:36, archived)
# are you handing it out?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 7:09, archived)
# Basil Land Rush?
?
(Grim Repairer, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 6:52, archived)
# No bridge - Not true!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 7:46, archived)
# would a bridge
would a bridge add?

would a helicopter subtract?
(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 7:55, archived)
# What he really needs
is an Alf t-shirt
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:01, archived)
# ^ True - very true
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:22, archived)
# Monday morning, 5.30
Wakey wakey
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 5:32, archived)
# I don't wanna
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 6:44, archived)
[challenge entry] The Real Macho Antacid
(SoulFury, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:43, archived)
# ACID ENO
That would be Nerve Net then. I preferred Apollo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:56, archived)
# I like Music For Airports, m'self
whatever volume had that other guy on it.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 5:58, archived)
[challenge entry] The Real Macho MouthWash


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(SoulFury, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:42, archived)
[challenge entry] bin dun?

(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:15, archived)
# not that i've seen..
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:17, archived)
# :-)
maybe do it better later
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:17, archived)
# For a start, there's nothing macho about carte noir!
WD40 maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:19, archived)
# .
WD40 lacks a certain ammount of caffeine
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:19, archived)
# Not WD40 Maxx! which has no added sugar either!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:43, archived)
# oh hai morph says hai
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:25, archived)
# haha
patience was a virtue
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:30, archived)
# fabulous.
i want to see morph vs. gumby.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:31, archived)
# gumby is a cocksucker
always expects people to solve his problems for him. morph never lets anybody get away with offending him, that's why he's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:32, archived)
# fuck you.
gumby is peaceful and loving and he loves the world and he brings peace and fuck you man gumby is best.

im going to buy some clay.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:37, archived)
# I would love to see it, actually
Even funnier because I am American and you are not (I think), and I'm defending the UK claymation hero and you're defending the American one.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:51, archived)
# no no, i am american too. i thought you where british.
but neither the less i do like this stupid argument between two different clay-animated heros.

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:53, archived)
# yeah
i mean don't get me wrong, i watched gumby as a kid and loved him. i suppose i just like the format of morph's shorts better; simple, direct, spy vs spy setup. And they were animated a lot better, I think that's an inarguable point.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:00, archived)
# okay yes, that is all fair, yes.
but at least gumby can walk through books and talk, and play the guitar really well.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:11, archived)
# and he's got a pony, a dinosaur and a weird blue thing as friends.
Goo always worried me a little bit, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:27, archived)
# that is fair, too. goo is like some sick sexually perverted mermaid fetus.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:41, archived)
# Chaz fucks with Morph all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:38, archived)
# but morph fights back
Gumby just relies on good luck and the power of friendship and self-esteem etc to kick in when the Blockheads come fucking shit up
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Chaz tricked Morph into sitting down on a spring
And after Morph was flung off of screen, Chaz stole Morph's tricycle
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:08, archived)
# but when chaz tried to cheat his way through poker
morph got the face of a mad black man and stuffed that last confection down chaz's stupid throat
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:11, archived)
# hhahaha, i just watched that one.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:41, archived)
# fucking chaz.
he'd look all too perfect wearing burberry, too.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:58, archived)
# hahah. if the tony hart compo was still in that would be a good and relevent picture.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 5:05, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 5:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:48, archived)
# Well after giving Brad Pitt a sexchange it had to be done really...
Angelina Jolie sexchange, I cheated on the eyebrows a bit by borrowing her husband's:

and weirdly she ends up looking a LOT like him...
Previously: b3ta.com/board/8921870
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:21, archived)
# angelina jolie is a bloke anyway.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:36, archived)
# we seem to be strangely related to the opposite sex
WHat is this madness?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:46, archived)
# Whiter than white US Election Coverage
So I was watching the US Election coverage on BBC1, and it occured to me that pundit and former ambassador John Bolton looked just a little bit like Archangel out of 'Airwolf'.....



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...or maybe it's just me.
(Interceptor Returns to b3ta after over a YEAR!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)
# i've never seen either before
but it looks like you're right.

he is a very smart pirate
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Funny, that year of absence doesn't seem quite long enough now.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# wasn't that country finished last week?
why are we still looking at it?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# hes been gone for a year, cut him some slack.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# TJ: Thank you for posting this important public service announcement
www.b3ta.com/board/8919684

I only wish I had seen it BEFORE I shoved all that butter up my arse using a shoehorn and a hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# More dangers


(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Are you having difficulty understanding the rough rules 'round here?
NEED SOME NETIQUETTE, BOY?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
#
are you having problems with snot? read the poster boy
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# ha ha ha ha haa ha hahahaha ha ha aha ha ah hahaha ha ah
HAHAHAH HAHAHHAH AHHAHAHAHHAHHA HAHAHAHAAHAHHA
hah hahaahh hah hahhahah hah aah haha hahahhah
ha ha ha hahha ha hahh ahh ah haaaa ha hah haa
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)
# needs more sarcasm...
...:/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# no no no
im not being sarcastic, i seriously thought this was funny. like woah totally funny. not kidding.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# :/...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:31, archived)
# yeah. that is what i look like.
: ))))))))))))))))
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Haha! S'quite good, I'll give you that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:42, archived)
# haa haa...he laughed so hard... snots came out!...
...better than your original post!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:44, archived)
# he will get the hang of it.
he's going to become a good b3tan. for one thing he knows the number one rule of comedy: boogers are always funny.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:54, archived)
# anything that gives kids snotty noses ought to be banned
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:14, archived)
# Dangers everywhere

(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)
# dude,
put them in the same thread. you don't need 2
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Although don't do it now
Cos then people will complain about thread deletion
Basically, either way your fucked now
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# although
no-one's replied to the other thread yet, so it's no real biggie
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Okie dokie
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# no, we won't. in fact, delete both threads.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)
# this...
...yes...^this^!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
#
would of still been the same size anyways, makes no odds dude.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# yes,
but you've pushed someone else's work off the bottom of the page
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
#
huh that makes no sense, the images wouldnt change size, so they would of gone anyway? I done understand this
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)
# the board holds a certain amount of threads
if you posted 10...

...i can't be bothered, someone else explain
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# summon gronkpan, get this thing modded.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# MORE LIKE, MODPAN, NO?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# did you have a birthday? you're twelve now, right?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# 14.
I'M A BUSTY BABE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# ...i always liked you!...
...;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# you're a girl?
i thought you were a root vegetable, possibly a primitive eastern european one that still has vestigial spines and lays eggs instead of birthing live young.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Some see me as a legume, others as a mass of Potassium. I fly west on a sea on inevitability. My eyes, blue as the turtle's disenfranchising looks, bear witness to only water and sand.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:26, archived)
# :)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)
# THIS MAKES NO SENSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:34, archived)
# well...
...i'm not going to explain the ins and outs to a 14 year old girl.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:46, archived)
# If titsars was a girl I would serious be all up in that inbox
ALL FUCKIN DAY with pictures of cats and deez nutz. Wassup, showty?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:06, archived)
# ok I'll start the fire for the ritual tasmainian devil sacrifice, can you start drumming?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Puddle Lane FTW
Thanks dude, you just made me feel really old. Jesus christ, I had practally all those books. They served me well =)
(Interceptor Returns to b3ta after over a YEAR!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# i remember some girl in the infants
who smelt of piss and had a puddle lane lunchbox.

everyone said she had fleas.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# IIRC
there was a Puddle Lane TV show on CITV too, around about the same time as Knightmare and, er, T-Bag
(Interceptor Returns to b3ta after over a YEAR!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# yeah i remember that one
it had some old fart with a beard and some girl who used to stir some fucking puddle with a stick or some shit.

how do you remember all this stuff? i'm 5 years older and it's right in a lot of my earliest memories.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Dur....
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# The board holds 15 thread at a time.
Every time you post a new thread, you push something else off the bottom of the board into the archive.

If you start more than one thread at a time, to do the same joke twice, then it's a bit rude and selfish.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
#
ok so no matter how many images or chats in one thread it stays on so long as theres 15, right Now were getting somewhere.

OK understand that now.

no more double threads.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# you can still abort the other one.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# No point, squire.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# yeah...let's kick postbear's ass...
...make him wear his own mask!... :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Damn, I thought he WAS wearing it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:10, archived)
# But
what if both my images are really small
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# thanks :)
my mind is melting and was incapable of making such lovely sentences
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)
# it's just that it's more polite not to have several threads concurrently started by the same person
it's sortof like spamming and as has been previously mentioned, the bottom thread on the board gets archived with each new thread.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# ^ this.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# ...what postbear said...
...except the opposite.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Doodling while playing D & D


Click for bigger (176KB)
It's nothing to do with the game I was just bored, I may colour it in tomorrow.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Very nice Lambkin....
...reminds me a little of Dhalsim from Street Fighter...it's probably just me though.
(Interceptor Returns to b3ta after over a YEAR!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
# :D
not a very interesting or fun game, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)
# i bet you're a half-elf mage.
i have no idea what that means, they are dimly remembered overheard words from when i was a grub.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I love this to tiny little bits
Yes, please do colour it tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# I have coloured it
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Now I'm sure you've all wondered 'What would Brad Pitt look like if he'd been born a woman?'
Well now you know:



Kinda like Annie Lennox as it turns out...

Done almost entirely with Liquify with a few colour and shade changes.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# i wonder what he'd look like if he'd been born a man.
nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Ooooohh!
Herro!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# no. not like that at all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# THAT WAS A REAL MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
#
wouldn't &rarr would (repeat)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)
# HOT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# David Bowie' love child
That what he'd look like.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# "There can be no coleslaw at the White House...."


inb4 racism
(Interceptor Returns to b3ta after over a YEAR!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
# in after racism
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)
# hahah wut?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)
# inb4 4chan.org
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)
# i was gonna say...

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:39, archived)
# brock o bama smokes a cigarette he is black and he is president omg omg
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# yer yer
and black people right...

...well they like watermelons and chicken apparently.

OMG OMG
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# dude srsly?
puke man i got a sack of hot vomit for the black man i am joe plumbing america and i do not like this one bitty bit i'll tell you what.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)
# i don't know quite what that means
but i don't suppose it matters
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:56, archived)
# this SEAMS a little racist
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# LOL
A little...but I must stress I am not racist. I was rooting for Obama, I was up til 5am watching the election coverage. I was VERY surprised that the election didn't get dirty....
(Interceptor Returns to b3ta after over a YEAR!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Here is a little hint for you
if you post a picture full of racist shit, don't be surprised if people take it at face value and think you are a cunt.

If you have to stress to people that you are not a racist, that's not generally a good sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Okay, all right
I hate nigrahs! You happy?

LOL joking dudes
(Interceptor Returns to b3ta after over a YEAR!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:43, archived)
# pfft....distant cousins
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# i've never understood
the whole Black people eat fried chicken thing, but saying that i don't get most ignorant racism.

bye bye *clicks ignore*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)
# I must admit
I never got the whole 'black people, fried chicken' thing either!
(Interceptor Returns to b3ta after over a YEAR!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Are you kidding?!
(Glomp Fuck, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 7:28, archived)
# OMG!
The sheriff's a nigger!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:56, archived)
# 12 pc chicken = $9.99
I thought you guys were in recession!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# wake me when they start flying planes into that shithole again.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)
# fuck off back to 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:52, archived)
# Yeahhhhh,
It's just not funny.

We are still in a bit of a party mood over here after having voted in the smart one for a change (America is finally fucked up enough to allow some social progress) though a lot of us are still pissed off that on the same night my state (California) among others voted against civil rights for gay people. I had thought that I had missed every chance to attend a civil rights protest (so sixties) but no, I was at one today, carrying a sign and shouting.

We're still working on that equality thing, and there are funny things to say about it, none of which are in your post.

So, um, yeah, speaking as a white hetero who is PISSED OFF by the state of ignorance hereabouts, you missed the funny, step away from the computer.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 6:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Real men eat flames!


Click for bigger (160KB)
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# its on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# And lick the flames to wet the appetite . . . hot stuff !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# looks spicy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# My name is Jacob Dyer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# have you set some poo on fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# true, but what does that guy with the moobs eat?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# moob

singular
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# he's wearing the other one on his hip.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)
# well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)
# i believe it is.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)
# fire...in a cardboard box...
...NOT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
[challenge entry] For Greasy Damaged Hair...
(AdrianJ, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# You're
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# OH SHIT ITS THE GRAMMAR POLICE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# WHOOPWHOOP
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# What sort of pedant am I...
...if I cant' get me own apostrophe's and grammer not never right?
Now fixed, so please call off the colon cops!
(AdrianJ, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# now that is a nice haircut.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I bet your hair looks like that
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# it's about shoulder length all over and there is a fuckload of grey in it.
I have a drawing of you that I did ages ago :S
(235KB)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Grey?
Hahahah.

Dude, that's awesome! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# my hair's going grey and it isn't awesome, I can't afford to dye it and everyone will take the piss if I do...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# So you're like...old?
Cos I thought only old people got gray hair...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I'm 22. premature greyness runs in the family mum was grey by the time she was 30
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Ooooh.
My friend's mum was grey by the time she was like 20 I think.
I think it would be cool if genetically, people could have awesome colored hair, like blue and pink and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# you are an anime character, aicmfp.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I'm nottt.
But I do have pink hair. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I wish I knew more about anime to take the piss.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Hahahah
One time I was in this Japanese toy store by my dad's house, and the guy told me my hair looked like Renji's hair. I had to go home and google Renji. The next time I went in, he said it was like Sakura's. I had to google her, too. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:35, archived)
# You realise that then the entire punk hair colouring thing wouldn't work.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# When?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# If people had blue and pink hair.
Then it would be no different from dying or bleaching your hair natural colours.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I know.
I just think it would be cool. You can get genetically modified babies, right? I wonder if they can mod the baby that way...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Well it depends if human hair cells can physically create those colour pigmentations.
Which they presumably can't given the fact you don't get occasional babies with blue hair, so you'd have to make completely new hair folicles and hair strands probably modified from a completely different animal.

Though I can't off the top of my head think of an animal with green, pink or blue fur.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Damn.
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:35, archived)
# The easiest way would be to get some stem cells from say a peacock and inject them into an unborn fetus, then see what comes out.
Probably a horrible abberation against man which will choke and die immediately.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Eeeew
hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# i dunno
there's probably not been enough people born to produce that combination of genes which would produce blue or pink hair.

hair colour being one of the characteristics which is regulated by more than one gene pair has a higher phase space.

although there's evolutionary need for us to have those genes, so its probably not the case.

UNTIL WE BREED WITH ALIENS
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Your hair is going grey because it's bored of LOCOMOTIVE MEMORABILIA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I did wonder what was causing it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:19, archived)
# You have a greying mullet?
Style king.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# it's not a bloody mullet. It's one length all over.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# does it come free with a murdered prostitute?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# now now Jeremy
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# heh heh heh .......
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# heh, mind the piss

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Toffee Bollocks!
I obviously don't have an original thought in my head - my apologies.
(AdrianJ, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# not at all
it's original, just that great hairstylists think alike
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# should that not be
FOR GREASY DAMAGED INDIVIDUALS
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# made me
laugh out loud
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Love it!!!
Hoya!

Über humus!!!!!! This is a great one and the guy looks incredible!!!

Only during the 80s could someone go out looking like that and ending not getting caught by the Taste Police... Oh my, how terrible the 80s were...

Be funky

M A D
(MAD Life -The Best Antidote To Happiness, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Moar sketches.

Previously
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# THIS IS JUST LEGS AND TORSO THAT ARE NOT ATTACHED
AM I CORRECT?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# THIS IS CORRECT
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# WHY?
WHERE IS THE REST OF THEM?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# IUNNO
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# HMMMMM
NEEDS MORE SNAKE HEADS

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Pfffft*gigglesnortz*


/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# ALSO I GO BED NOW
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I like these better than your finished drawings.
Edit: off to bed now, 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# looks like one of those grizzly murders on rotten.com
where different bits of the body are scattered everywhere.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# *saves for later*...
...(evil laugh).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# That better be me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Why?
Also: Happy birfday, Ttssattsr. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# THANK YOU REAL NAME ATHENA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# LOL REAL NAME
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I MEANT FAGBUTTMUNCH. SRY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# DICKLIPS
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# DRUGZ MAKE LONG LEGZ
k?

K.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# K.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Together . . . they make a person almost whole . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# i dismember her.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Chuck Boris
(heat_komotion, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# London
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# By which, of course, I mean
"your post is as big as London".
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# And the mods have it!
If you are here, please do follow his link - it is fucking enormous, but worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# But its still too big after optimising


(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# we extend the file limits
and you shit on them

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# WOAH, YES HE DID
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# VHS...
...haaa haaaa!....:D

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# yes, it says something about images that look abit like porn
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# :P...
...and...:P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# .


edit: actually it's quite funny, just needs optimising
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# To be fair though, it would be nice if he resized it, because it is a funny post.
There are no rooftops in London, only vegetable patches which Chuck Boris has yet to allow to grow.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
#
your post -- has been fixed,,, yay!


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# That's really good, but it's bigger than Christ's cock.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Christopher Tate?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Zero 7 - Polaris.mp3
makes me want weed, i have none
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)
# I have given up for a fortnight.
I am 9 days in now, only 5 to go.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# about 9 months for me
Christ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# about 9 minutes for me...
...heh heh... well... time for another...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# *salivates*
Oh Christ..

I'm going to bed, you bastard.
I shall try to remedy this..in the mourning.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# in mod we trust
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# shrunk it
edited - can't make it smaller or you won't see the text!
(heat_komotion, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# maybe a link to the bigger version would be best
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# rehost it on b3ta hosting. then select the click for big option.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# does this work with genetalia?
edit: i am asking on behalf of a friend of course
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# i am yet to succeed in using b3ta hosting for that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# it's still too big.
resizing it has not optimised it. You need to optimise it to under 100kb.

edit:// optimise the bigger one to under 400kb then upload it to the b3ta server and post the code. It will thumbnail it and allow ppl to click to see the large version
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Pyramid of piffle
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)

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