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and now, im putting away the puter and going outside
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OneOfSome ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:10,
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Eh?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:11,
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sargents stripes
the inverse chevron is a masculine symbol
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willenium Fist bump for verification ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:24,
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what kind of sperm uses the phrase 'boys will be boys'?
i only ever heard one guy say it,and he was a transvestite
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:12,
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giant sperm who are near jelly fish
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:19,
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Did he bring this up before, during or after you had sex?
;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:19,
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who said i had sex with him?
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:21,
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It says on the back of the door in the gents...
so it must be true.
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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:22,
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ril3y
shush :D
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:26,
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Yes boss....
*shushes*
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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:27,
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whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?
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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:16,
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clum babies
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:22,
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heh
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:27,
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Ha!
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:32,
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Pfft
Why would a sperm be called Ian?
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jlkgjsfhoj ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:42,
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no reason
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:03,
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chortle
guffaw :)
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:07,
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I don't understand this
and yet I approve.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:01,
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Is that a quote from The da Vinci Code?
I'm ashamed that I know that, if it is. But it looks like Dan Brown's style. Not the jellyfish, though. That's not his style. Unless it's a smug, badly written jellyfish.
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Fat Bear is adjusting your breasts on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:16,
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I'm fucking bored of drawing fucking robots.
Got 4 more of them to finish by the end of tomorrow - I should really do them and not post here but I'm BORED
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WormuIus ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:07,
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That's rather good..
*click*
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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:09,
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It was fun sketching them all
its now reached the tedious, draw them all again properly stage.
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WormuIus ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:10,
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Having talent must suck.
what a bitch!! /jealousy blog
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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:12,
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Talent for sale
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WormuIus ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:14,
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Nice.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:09,
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Fighter with Owls
very dangerous are Owls *** edit sorry rude of me : your picture is very woo indeed. I did a robot once
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:09,
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for whatever reason, these robots fight each otehr with awls.
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WormuIus ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:10,
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strewth
is good that
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OneOfSome ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:11,
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gaspo andromeda
luvverlee artwork
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:14,
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robots in progress.
in a new thread? Tsk. Come and finish mine. I can't be arsed.Click for bigger
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:11,
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That looks quite cool
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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:12,
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Its only really a Work in Progress if I post it again though
I think we've had this conversation before.
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WormuIus ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:13,
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we have indeed.
edit:// what are you doing with that up there? Inking it and done or going on to fully render it?
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:15,
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line art only
Its for a book
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WormuIus ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:14,
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cool robot/desktop btw
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WormuIus ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:16,
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Oo niice
Painter X you like the paint mashing I wish I was better at digital painting.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:14,
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I do love Painter above all things.
It's not Photoshop and does not try to be. It allows you to be a bit more traditional in your style. I find Photoshop cumbersome to paint with and more difficult to get the same results. Painter is so quick when you get into it. My muppet stuff recently was done in photoshop because I want to get better with painting in that but I do love scribbling in painter. Click for bigger (396KB) Click for bigger (396KB)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:20,
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very nice
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:22,
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hey,cool....
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:11,
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Nice robot, Seb.
Did you forget how to write you last name there?
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:14,
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><
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WormuIus ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:15,
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That, is awesome.
What's it for, a movie-film?
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:26,
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phrog
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:50,
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as always,totally groovey
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:52,
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Fantastic!!
Me likes da Phrog!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:53,
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like woa man
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:55,
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PHORGS
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:55,
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bug-eyed wooness
:D EDIT: and woo-yays to Mr Pineapple
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chunderbunny lacking humus since ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:58,
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Not forg
But phrog, me likey.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:59,
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Phrog should watch out for all those sharp
pointy angles he might have one of his eyes out. wooness
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:03,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:41,
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the last time I saw you, you looked so much older,
your famous blue raincoat was torn at the shoulder.
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:42,
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Fuck
the picture's giving me a fucking panic attack.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:43,
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it's causing me to quote Cohen
EEEP
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:45,
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May Cause Canadianicity
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:46,
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and is there anything wrong with that?
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:47,
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Listen to his version of Greensleeves
and get back to me.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:48,
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LOL
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:51,
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Quoting Cohen is never a bad thing at all!
If however, you were quoting Warnes quoting Cohen, that would be bad!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:46,
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Don't be daft
Cohen is a genius.
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:47,
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Of course he is!
Hence why this is not so good!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:50,
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That is proper fucking freaky!
More so than your monster in fact :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:46,
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If you scroll up and down fast it looks extra awesome.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:47,
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arghhhhh
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:47,
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I think I just broke my eyes
they hurt
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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:48,
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holy shit
:D
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:50,
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haha O_O
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:53,
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Huzzahs!
:D
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chunderbunny lacking humus since ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:00,
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eeekworks
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:19,
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tenuous for compo.
Click for bigger (57KB) Oh yeah edit: forgot to say pearoast.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:30,
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Is it half-term?
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:34,
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Shut up, i know it's a bit rubbish
and basic, I'm still a learner, (and i'm half cut which never helps). :b
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:36,
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play nice!
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ . especially the bit about reposting Cheers.
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:40,
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Cheers You.
Have read, silly of me sorry. *hangs head in shame* Edit: 40953 messages, do you live in the internets?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:42,
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I've been here for 6 years
and cuntributed to this website a fair bit.. there are people on here with 3yrs and have a higher post count :P
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:49,
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Cuntributed, like it,
nah I seen you around, like your stuff btw. Especially your last fp, That made me lol.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:51,
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ta muchly :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:52,
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I have been here three years
I have contributed not much and have a much lower post count. I feel I was not represented in that last statement.
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:26,
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:D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:36,
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sorry but I havent seen you around
I'm sure you're brill any way. *hugs*
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:37,
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aww xD
ty
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:32,
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Is it pearoast wednesday?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:35,
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Wait for it ...
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xandmi ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:37,
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Still waiting.....
....KABOOM....OOoof my face.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:41,
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ohmigod shoes
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OneOfSome ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:35,
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where can i buy these???
my computer is on the floor, they would be so handy. Genius. *clicks*
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:38,
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Hahah wow
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:10,
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What part of the faq are
you too fucking stupid and selfish to understand?
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:44,
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Yeah thanks.
I am so selfish. Sorry. :(
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:45,
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Of course it is selfish. You push someone else's
work off the board to post something already seen. That's why the faq says not to do it.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:47,
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^ and this is a nazi
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:52,
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he aint so scary.he's nice really.
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:54,
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No he's not.
BURN THE WITCH... ;)
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:55,
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leave my family out of this
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:56,
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if you like flouncy drunk halfwits
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:56,
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Don't worry I get it.
No new threads for pearoasts and suchlike, sorry again. :)
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:54,
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ignore him.
just be mindful,young jedi
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:55,
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Yes master.
Mindful more I will be.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:56,
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He can ignore me all day.
It's when people ignore the faq and post stuff again simply because they have some brain fade that tells them they made an image ages ago that relates slightly to the challenge. It's not like it has not been the topic of conversation around here for at least a month.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:57,
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i know :) shshshshhh
it's only the internet -pats-
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:58,
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please don't patronise me little boy.
it's quite irksome.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:58,
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i'm not patronising you :D
i'm trying to be nice
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:59,
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FLOUNCE ALARM!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:03,
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To the bunker?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:04,
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DIVE DIVE DIVE!
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:05,
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Would a flounce alarm be pink
and sound a lot like Alan Carr by any chance?
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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:05,
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OOOoohh don't be such a grumpus.
I get the point. Edit: we all get the point.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:58,
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What's the point?
LOL!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:05,
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I'm beginning to forget.
*looks at end of pencil* Hmmmm...
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:06,
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Wait, is it this??
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:25,
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I made you a pretty pattern
Click for bigger (246KB)
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Captain_lambkin adifferent.me ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:29,
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wooo, clicks
sorry no exclamtion marks, my one key is broked. :(
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:31,
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it's ... it's breathing !
why is it that hippies always make soap and never use it ? edit: oh, and i made you this www.b3ta.com/board/8928807
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OneOfSome ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:31,
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Thank you :)
... is that a photo of me? I could be.... Is it? Is it a picture of me? I think that tank is made of jelly beansIs it me? I can't remeber what I used to look like it could be me... is it me? (^_^)
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Captain_lambkin adifferent.me ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:50,
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whooooooa
*stares for several hours*
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:51,
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beautiful
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:57,
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I see angry demons.
*runs and hides but woos in the process*
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:00,
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Science!!!!1! LOLZ
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theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:25,
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*fears science*(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:26,
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its all probability
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:27,
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Probably
 
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Captain_lambkin adifferent.me ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:31,
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LOLGEEKZ!
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..wil ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:27,
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because Guizmeaux used the word 'seppuku'
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OneOfSome ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:20,
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Yeah...
..but secreted from what ?
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Guizmeaux ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:22,
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by something that has eaten a lot of cement
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:24,
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Probably the stuff that was left over after
my neighbour nicked Discomeats' lot!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:25,
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why did they nick Discomeats' cement?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:27,
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To build this:
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:31,
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yes but your
neighbour now has a nice, neat patio and fishy pond in their garden whilst you appear to be renting yours out to tramps ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:46,
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hey!
I'm renting that yard!
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:51,
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Ha ha ha!
I think you will find that ours had that stuff on the edge because we were clearing out an old shed to knock it down :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:51,
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TRAMPS
I say!
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:55,
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Even if that were the case,
at least none of us are ginger ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:56,
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You really should be more careful.
I doubt very much that your fuck could stand up to a good cunting from me ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:58,
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they did too
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:36,
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sc ement
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ZugZwang refuses to update his profile. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:26,
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Pffft!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:29,
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Allow me to use some of my fearsome new Nihongo:
"Sore wa nan desu ka?" "Sepupu desu!" ...and I claim my Yen1000....
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theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:31,
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hahahha
i phear your leet nihongish skillz
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OneOfSome ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:37,
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Arigoatou gozaimasu
o-genki desu ka? /japanese learning blog
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theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:39,
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LOLZ!
Howz about some fluff stuff? *edit*
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..wil ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:15,
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Weeeeeeeeee!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:16,
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ham?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:18,
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Nah, being posh
I have Venison in my butties!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:20,
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Venison is nice
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:21,
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Venison is the greatest of meats!
FACT!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:21,
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wild boar is quite nice too
so is ostrich
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:23,
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Oooh yeah!
I had Wild Boar in Madrid again when I was last there!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:24,
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you really need to try Ostrich
Swordfish is meh Kangaroo is nice
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:26,
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I like Swordfish.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:27,
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i'm not a big fan of fish
we should have our own glutton club
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:29,
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I never used to eat fish
apart from Swordfish as it was nice and meaty :D Now I fucking love the stuff though!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:33,
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i do love the fluff
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:16,
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I only have one smiley animal,
but it isn't really fluffy.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:19,
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This my fave fluff pearoast:
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..wil ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:22,
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*glees*
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:23,
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my effort, sorry for rubbishness
just made it this second
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:34,
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HAHA!
But where are the seams? THE SEAMS.
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Shlvng ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:44,
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here they are
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:49,
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That's more like it man!
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Shlvng ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:05,
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nice use of google image search
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WormuIus ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:13,
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Fluhf!!!
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theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:37,
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*rummages*
how about this?
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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:19,
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.
I only did this because I like the word "hyperbole".
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Guizmeaux ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:01,
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Hyperbole is a cool word
I had to fight, with one arm behind my back, 700 highly dangerous badger wielding 50ft ninja penguins to get to use a word like that - it's trooo!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:04,
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it's suicidal
to confuse hyperbole with lies.
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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:11,
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Ok it wasn't ninja penguins or any of the above
I didn't really have to fight anything to use the word - it's a tissue of lies, lies damn awful soul sucking lies - the Clowns made me do it!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:13,
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I would never tire of hitting him in the face with the corner of a shovel
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:08,
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I would never tire of taking remote control of whatever car he was driving
and ploughing it through many, many walls, not just the one he did. It would also drive through caravans and do awesome jumps.
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles' ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:11,
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I'd drive it into a vat of toxic waste like that bloke in Robocop 1.
"Ararhchhqhq, ich's lliscke ghharrrglinhhg wichchh scharrrqkss..."
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:12,
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I'd crash it into Glasgow airport.
... Too soon?
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles' ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:14,
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Of course not.
As soon as possible, the last fuckers did it wrong ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:16,
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too soon!
*gets irate* what are we talking about?
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enceladus ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:16,
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not at all...
and
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:17,
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Brilliant
That is all. EDIT: [Sigourney Weaver] God dammit that's not all! CLICK! [/SW]
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Guizmeaux ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:21,
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Yay for Airplane :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:21,
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..
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:21,
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:D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:23,
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haha!
lovely stuff.
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enceladus ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:22,
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I love these
Any chance they may end up being reposted for a certain compo suggestion? And regarding your point below about Clarkson being an act: All very well choosing an on screen persona, but why would you choose to be a massive twat? presumably he has no actual charisma to get away with being a nice guy. He takes himself too seriously, and while there are worse people out there, he's still a twat, and doubly so for choosing to be one.
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles' ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:22,
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he chooses to act a 'twat' because thats what pays the bills.
why strive to be something different when you're a middle aged presenter, not that good looking, when you have a 'formula' that works on tv, books and newspapers and pays handsomely. Being seen as a 'twat' is subjective only to the person viewing him. He still has enough people reading and watching him for his employers to consider him bankable to pay out a good amount of money based on the way he acts to (and is perceived by) the general public.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:24,
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Undoubtedly, but he chose it to start with.
Anyway, it doesn't bother me too much as I don't read/watch him. And not that I like arguing with you, but the idea that Airplane! can be improved seems a little silly.
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles' ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:27,
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It can never be improved
but it would be interesting to see what people made of it. /it would also be interesting if Zucker and Co. finally managed to find a little of the old writing magic and did a third installment, maybe reuniting some of the old cast, but the writing would have to be pretty spot on to even consider it. I'd take a half decent airplane sequel over any 'epic/superhero/meet the spartans movie'
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:29,
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I concur.
Garry Bushell lived opposite me for many years and was a genuinely nice, intelligent and decent person. However, facts like that wont stop people forming opinions of the real person as opposed to the media image :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:29,
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Hey Shirley!
surely you're not serious?
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Yo!Mcnutty ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:50,
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In mitigation...
...did you notice when there was all that furore about him, the BBC made some quote about "..Mr. Clarkson's on-screen persona..." Could that possibly mean that in person or 'real life' he's not quite such an otter frotter as he plays on TV?
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Guizmeaux ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:15,
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no, in real life he gets away with far worse
speeding while on the phone, killing animals etc etc
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:17,
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hahaha
perhaps that is a bit harsh, but he is a prize bell end. Middle class chav
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jlkgjsfhoj ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:16,
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If this book was a cake...
It'd be the squashed one at the bottom that no-one wants. That'd gone off. And that was made of poo.
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enceladus ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:09,
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I actually quite like the man.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:10,
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So *you're* the one!
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles' ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:11,
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once you get the realisation that for the most part, his 'arrogance' is an act
he's an acceptable presenter to watch. There are better, I'll grant you, but there are far far worse people out there presenting shows and writing books
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:16,
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I quite like him too!
I very much enjoyed his chat show when it was on.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:17,
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the homemade explosives/microwave experiments stick in my mind :)
/the turkey bazooka, especially
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:19,
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Aye,
What joy they were :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:26,
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OneOfSome ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:40,
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calvin and Hobbs for the win
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:48,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:57,
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ahem
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:01,
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ello ello ello
whats going on here then ?
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OneOfSome ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:05,
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FUBAH!
F**ked Up Beyond All Hope I often wondered what it meant so I looked it up a while back. Your text is from Saving Private Ryan I believe. ** edit just seen the filename D'oh! **
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:50,
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repair
FUBAH sounds like some kind of lame clothing company
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:53,
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Ah thanks was trying to work out what the R was.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:53,
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recognition.
repair sounds some king of robot factory.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:54,
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there is that
did anyone ever see the film FUBAR?
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:56,
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Also...
Fubar... Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition Often mispelled Foobar and made its way into programming jargon, hence Foo (string):="bar";
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theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:53,
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World of Warcraft has an addon called FooBar
a sort of GUI for other addons.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:55,
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FUbar
and it is the best thing ever. Wrath of the lich king tomorrow. I may be away some time.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:57,
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I quit the game
I really don't have time to level my chars to lvl80 nor do I have time to mess about getting geared up for raids.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:00,
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I've taken a few weeks off.
( considering the last patch screwed up most of my addons ) But I foresee no issues getting my 70 toons to 80. I have a 64 lock that I started just recently. 10 days to 64 so I know how to power level. As for time? Well If WoW, Neverwinter Nights, Oblivion, Falout 3, Football Manager 2008, Bioshock and MTW II have not got me divorced by now I think i can fit it in.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:07,
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hehe
My first char is a Feral Druid NightElf (70) which I used to MainTank in Quintrophenia on Kul Tiras. My second char is a Combat Daggers Rogue (70) mostly inactive. and then I levelled a Destruction Lock (70) but the Raiding Guild I was with didn't allow me to use that char because it was an Alt. Then I really didn't have enough time to play so I quit.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:11,
archived )
Ahh, the classic metasyntactic variables
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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:01,
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See. Male. It's the eyes, I think.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:03,
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SNAFU
Situation normal: all fucked up Could have SNAFUBAR I suppose
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:03,
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correct
even if the file name is there ...
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OneOfSome ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:05,
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Furchtbar . . . was found . . . whatever one can make of that . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:51,
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penis mushroom
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:55,
archived )
Things went down hill when Q passed on
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:39,
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hahahaha
now, pay attention Bond...
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:40,
archived )
hehe
sproing, james sproing
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OneOfSome ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:41,
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Bond springs external . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:43,
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haha
double uh oh 7
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:50,
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Click! LOL
...but what is this one selling?
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theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:52,
archived )
Mattress springs ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:53,
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Of course!
James bond, 007: The Quantum of Solace With MattressMan bed springs. The choice of the discerning spy.
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theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:55,
archived )
I imagine The Slinky will be next . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:57,
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Yay!
Time for bed, 007!
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enceladus ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:11,
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excellent
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:06,
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You decide...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:30,
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cake
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:31,
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Joss Ackland's spunky backpack?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:33,
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Joss Ackland has a great voice
and was born on the 29th of Feb
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:34,
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Shatner's Bassoon
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:36,
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OI!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:39,
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WHAT?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:40,
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Nothing.
How you doing?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:43,
archived )
"Cake is a made up drug"
MP David Amiss MP
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jlkgjsfhoj ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:40,
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It's a fucking disgrace
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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:14,
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Just say No to Cake! - Paul Daniels
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:39,
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With a head that small and hands that big
the cheese issue is the least of his worries. woo Edit** forgot to votewww.maidenart.co.uk/images/flash/cheese.swf
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:32,
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well you know what they say
big hands big gloves
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:33,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:39,
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Even the female badgers?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:40,
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The icon doesn't change for male/female posters :(
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:41,
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Cheesed overdosed !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:41,
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I vote cheese
Smallheadedman will eventually agree
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:32,
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Daddy?
Or am I in the wrong advert?
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SpangleDangle >->)))'> ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:35,
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tee hee
cheese then
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:38,
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Cut the cheese . . . down the middle and just take half . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:38,
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Perhaps you could cut the no cheese down the middle
and take half... ahh see now you're perplexed ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:43,
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I may half to use decimals at this point . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:52,
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No cheese.
None at all.
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:38,
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c'est cheese
woo
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OneOfSome ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:48,
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Cheese all the way
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Ellie Bytes is back... again ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:04,
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can I have my cheese
and eat it?
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enceladus ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:15,
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it... ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:30,
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Cool!
I recognise that sauce giraffe...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:33,
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Maybe its legs had just grow
*unlurks*
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:35,
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it been a dog
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:37,
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It's almost a neck less . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:39,
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Nicole Kidman after a sexchange
Would apparently become Luke Perry... and this is the first female to male that required a chin reduction! Previous: b3ta.com/board/8930190
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..wil ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:29,
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still looks evil
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:31,
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Nicely done!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:34,
archived )
Getting ready for the next Nolympics . . .
Shot Put !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:35,
archived )
she looks like
spike from buffy :)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:49,
archived )
CATS CAN'T SKI!!!!!
But it's fun watching them try....
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:25,
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*splot*
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:26,
archived )
sliding pussy
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:28,
archived )
Puuuuuuuurfect for the Cat X Games !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:28,
archived )
They can do the parallel bars though.
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:37,
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Yup I know
cfb
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:38,
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FANTASTIC
*CLICK*
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:19,
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Assessorised
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:22,
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Sharp dresser!
Woo & pub time! Later peeps!
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:26,
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heh heh heh
bin laden disguise
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:35,
archived )
It ain't no Barbedee Doll . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:37,
archived )
This:
Click for ye fuckin' tube-sized. From original photo here .
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:11,
archived )
Makes more sense this way . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:16,
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Hahahaha
Depends if you were on the drugs I was when I took it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:19,
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Osmosis is a powerful force !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:21,
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I thought he was one of the Flumps?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:22,
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Was he an uplifting draw as well ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:23,
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Mmmm ... uplifting draw ...
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:27,
archived )
it's fluffety tiem
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OneOfSome ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:07,
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serious business
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:09,
archived )
awww !!!NEW!!! "iFlush"
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:09,
archived )
Tastes like cider . . . sluuuuuuuuuuurp !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:24,
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I'll make another fine mess...BY BLOWING YOUR BRAINS OUT!
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:54,
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WAH THREADRUSH!
also - WAH!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:55,
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aaaaarrggh!
*hides under blanket in the corner*
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:55,
archived )
mmmk?
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NeeNoo ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:56,
archived )
I'M SCARED!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:56,
archived )
What just happened?
*wimpers*
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:58,
archived )
premature image ejaculation
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:02,
archived )
he looks like a lady now
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:01,
archived )
*aerosmiths*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:01,
archived )
burns both
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:03,
archived )
you spelled bums wrong
EDIT \o/ beer tiem!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:04,
archived )
Gee Ollie !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:03,
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pffft
laurel of arabia
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:03,
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Haha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:05,
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pfft
what will they think of next
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OneOfSome ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:04,
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EEEP
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:09,
archived )
Boy George?
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Warrior_Librarian Level 37 ,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:26,
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