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I believe it's monstrinho do biscoito's birthday today. Furthermore he's visiting the tax man.

To celebrate, I have drawn a chainsaw jetplan.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)

take it bitch

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)

I'm not sure

if those wings adhere to proper design methods for taking full advantage of the Bernoulli Principle.

Still, it's a thing of beauty, all the same.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)

they look backwards to me

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)

I hate you guys.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

how do you do that with your profile?

its nice

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)

Sneaky coding!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

Well the flaps are in the right place atleast

He he, "flaps".

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

What should I change to adhere to the optimum blah waffle what you said?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

Make them more awesome

Needs more rocket-launcher gattling guns.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

Maybe a horse on each wing that shits daggers.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)

Or a dinosaur

that breathes meths.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)

Fourteen Magikarps who simultaneously evolve into Gyrados and then sick up their kidneys on all passers by.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

B'ah!

You win this time, but I'll be back.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

nicely!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)

You make clouds have bad funs.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)

crazy, hatstand and marvellous.

I'm sure that you won't mind a slight TJ.

Due to all the people nabbing Archie's paper picture and leaving his tag on and seeing I had this saved from Weds night, I thought I may as well upload this to save the lazy people the effort.

feel free to nick.

Click for bigger (336KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

*clicks*

/do you remember the font used for headlines?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)

I don't.

actually. I used a similar serif font, probably Times, but it's not quite as bold or tall. I'll take a look into it whilst Quantum of Solace is transcoding to DVD.
Yeah that's right, I'm pirating it, big whoop, wanna fight about it? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)

DM title font - Hancock RR Bold

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)

Yeah that looks good for the main headlines.

Mail logo font is Old(e) English ( or near enough ) They use a sans serif for the 'other' headline witch is usually a variation of Arial or Helvetica.
Can't remember what the text body font is and I've close my apps down now but it's again a serif book font, close to Times.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)

I want to be a

Headline Witch.

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)

Smart idea.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

Compo it!

tag it!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

Nice!

Links to the relevant fonts would be save me some effort too ;)

*scarpers*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)

Apologies for length

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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)

nicely

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)

Click

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)

^this

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)

Heheh

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

Thanks all

the disturbing thing was that I was searching around for a suitable image to put on the second iPod and was even contemplating using one of the b3ta spoof ones. I then logged onto their own website and glory be if they haven't obliged me themselves.

insensitive bastards

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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

There is little that we can do to lampoon them that they don't actually surpass in reality.

God that was a posh sounding sentence!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)

I honestly thought you'd

shopped that headline. Then I looked at the Mail site and I still can't believe it.

*Everybody sing now*

I a-hate the Daily a-Mail, they're aaaaah bunch of cunts... HEY!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)

They sell papers

off the backs of this and yet are outraged at everyone else.

How do they seep at night?

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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)

Through their open wounds, most likely!

SEEPLOL!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)

Thank fuck for this

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)

ooof

good work

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)

Carol went BLONDE for the last one.!!

CAUTION!! Possibly NSFW, if the board disagrees, I'll re-upload directly.

s297.photobucket.com/albums/mm209/Esox-Lucius2000/?action=view¤t=Goodbye5.jpg

Explanation:- uk.news.yahoo.com/26/20081114/ten-tears-and-laughter-as-carol-signs-of-73054de.html

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)

yep, that's NSFW in my book, leave it as a link please.

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Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)

Ok bud will do.

Thanx to Mrs. Trellis for her help & advice.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)

No worries :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)

I'd say that's safe for my work, at least

But then again, I work from home.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

now that would make daytime tv worth watching

EDIT: also - what Flange said - leave it as a link, ta.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)

FAKE, NO SPUNK!!

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Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)

it is a pretty big omission

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)

whoops, that's an oversight on my part.

Maybe you can use your headbrain to merge this image with the one above - i'm far too lazy to do it by computer:

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)

hahahahhahahaaahhaa now that is a classy dick you've got there.

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Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

fantastic

thats bloody good

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)

haha

that's fucking great

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)

I remember that episode

there were 512 complaints from angry Daily Mail readers.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)

haha!

outraged, they were

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)

I love this!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)

Are there any image tags to go with that link?

EDIT meh, sorry, didn't notice the NSFW warning. As you were.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)

Ummm....nope. (sorry)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)

No probs. Right approach on balance.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)

Ban this sick filth

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)

*giggles*

TJ: Anyone here use lovefilm?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)

I find it sticks to my cock

/badoom tsssh

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)

I should have known better I suppose

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)

pffft!

schoolboy b3ta error.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)

Well, as no-one's being helpful I shall go and cancel my account with them

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)

never used them sorry...just couldn't resist is all :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

Yeah, just me not thinking

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

Never heard of them, sorry.

Although as a marital aid I believe there is brand potential there.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)

I use them & have had no problems

Why what's up Trelly?

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)

Not had a single playable disc in a month

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)

Only had one bad disc in the last year & I get quite a few.

Are you sure it's not your DVD player? ;o)

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)

Yes thank you

All my own DVDs play fine

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)

Have you got anything else you can play them on?

I know you will have probably tried this.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)

Like a computer?

No, I don't have one of those :P

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)

Yeah smart pants. :o)

I had an old DVD player that was a bit tempremental like this.
I don't know then. Sorry Mrs. T

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)

DVD machine's hardly old

Ok, so it's not new either, but still...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

bwahahaha

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Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)

Kinky!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)

And you know it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)

*googles*

*is disappointed*

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)

my bro does... and i'm just about to phone him anyway..., waddya wanna know?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)

Has he ever had problems with scratched discs?

I've been able to watch only one of the last month's worth of DVDs!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)

HAM THUS MICK FIFTH

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)

super!

also the man on the right needs a fluffer

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)

MOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSTAAAAAACHE!!!!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

I read as : Panda Farting Males

I need help.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)

Right. Sod it. Get guessing. Should keep you busy for nanoseconds.

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)

axolotl in a bottle!

aicmfp

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)

DING!

Winnar. You may now be smug. Although it was extremely easy.

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)

I am now doing the smug bastard pose at my desk.

With a cheese and onion crisp instead of a croissant.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)

axolotls always remind me of the old joke...

how d'ya tittilate an ocelot?

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Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)

ya oscilate it's tit alot.

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Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)

badum-tish

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)

We had axlotls as our class pet at school.

I went to an unorthodox school.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)

Damn nazi racists, etc.

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shitshitshitshit x_x, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)

Oh yes,

another Daily Mail are nazis post.

Where is the imagination anymore?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)

I think it died a slow horrible death on wednesday evening.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)

^THIS

*votes for a new challenge*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)

It is the same every week anyway.

I think this compo has drawn everyone out for longer.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)

which is why people should use all that negative energy in dissing a challenge

towards making a different kind of image to fit the challenge and buck the trend

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)

^this also^

the compo's only as crap as the entries!

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Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)

I concur Archie!

You know I voted for this challenge, but it just seems to be drawing a hell of a lot of unimaginative reposts.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)

all the best challenges do

but it's the imaginative ones that make them best, not the crap ones

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)

It's on holiday preparing

a fresh batch of delicious banoffee pies for B3tan consumption :-)

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)

Banoffee's win ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)

Moderate amounts of imagination and effort went into this...

/pearoasting ho.

But yes the front covers are beginning to grate somewhat.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)

Pfft! Now this is Ace :D

As you say, it isn't another, Front page of the daily mail, outrage headline :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)

I did one of those yesterday.

It vanished from the board without a single reply.

Lesson learned :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)

Some of them have been funny, but most of them have been "Headline: Nazilols!"

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)

One of the better original ideas so far, we need MOAR of this!

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Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)

^this^

to be honest, when Archie suggested the compo i thought it'd be great, but it's just turned into a regular TOAPfest.

COME ONE B3TA, THIS IS A DECENT CHANCE TO GET ONE OVER ON THE CUNTS THAT HAVE BEEN ROBBING OUR IMAGES, AND TERRIFYING THE MONEYED POPULATION OF ENGLAND FOR YEARS, WITH THEIR UTTER FUCKING TWODDLE "NEWS". WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE MUCH OF A STATEMENT WITH THESE SHITTY TOAP EFFORTS. MORE THINKING, LESS OBVIOUS NAZI BASHING!!! WE NEED VIRAL QUALITY STUFF IN THE HOPE THAT IT'LL END UP ON RICHARD LITTLEJOHNS INBOX, THE CUNT.

And no doubt the cries will ring out, well do something yourself!! i'd fucking love to, but i have a shitty home computer with tattyshop which is half-dead and i only have internet at work without tattyshop. i'm gonna try though.

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Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)

Aye,

I am happy to admit, that I can not yet think of something hilarious in a straight sense. But I still put imagination into my 2 compo posts, and didn't repost old shite in new threads, or use an online Daily Image Front Page generator.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)

show them how it's done then

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)

That's what the smallprints for.

i'd love to, and i intend to try but my current pooter set-up isn't necesarilly becoming to quick and easy tattymashing and posting.

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Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)

Well It is well made

bonus point for Julie Moult

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)

SRY dog revised

source: ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/cute-puppy-pictures-sorry-eyes.jpg

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)

oh lordy

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)

hehehe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)

KNEEL BEFORE DODD!

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)

nicely done

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)

Would.

So would.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)

very nicely done!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)

I'm going to need some therapy I think

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)

Haha! This is the best thing on the planet,

The whole planet Houston.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)

What is this planet...

Houston?

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)

I can't eat beans

I come out in a rash if I eat beans.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)

hahahha YES!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)

Bin dun?

is this picture wrong?

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)

again, thanks for tagging it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)

Ha ha, how many times now?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)

I've lost count

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)

It must be at least twenty times.

You sir, are famous.

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)

what the hell is going on here

I'm going to have to check my local newsagents to see if they really have your tag on.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)

If you search google for Daily Mail one of archie's pics is the first result

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)

Mine's been re-used as well now :D

The Maddie one down the screen - identifiable by the "Shop Animal Rhymes For A Better World" caption. Maybe shoulda tagged mine too :P

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)

Classic

Its like the Zoo/Nuts thing has come full circle

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)

haha, quite :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)

Next challenge:

B3ta has been stealing B3ta's images again, so show us what would happen in a world where B3ta rules B3ta. LOL!!!111

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)

*repost frenzy*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)

ROFL B3TA FP WITH TOAP

ROFLROFLROFL

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)

What's going on here?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)

I'm not certain I really understand the nature of the challenge

and am too lazy and/or stupid to read it. xx

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)

would you mind editing the pic to take out my tag?

Normally its ok, but a mocked up naked brand holding maddie's head over his crotch isn't something I'd usually do - ta in advance if you would :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)

Will Do

'tis wrong really.

sorry

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)

no worries at all fella :)

tis my fault for making the tag so bleeding small ;)

edit: cheers fella

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)

Welcome

^That

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)

Pffft

RESPECTED DIGITAL IMAGE MANIPULATOR IN PAEDO HEADFUCK SCANDAL

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)

pffffft. to 'respected'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)

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TheOther, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)

No it hasn't, but yes it is

And what Archie said

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)

I see

Many thanks.

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)

WTF is going on? I am doing so much adblocking this afternoon.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)

Obey, submit, procreate, etc.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)

stop with all this 4chan crap!

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)

Too tired

I could probably manage mild concern

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)

Have a pea:

Click for bigger

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)

evans is a pussy, if he wants the mail readership to respect him he needs to kill everyone between the ages of 9 and 27

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El_MUERkO bleeds love, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)

So you must be 8 then,

because there is no way someone over the age of 27 could be like you....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)

i'm a mail reader you freak, 83 years old and i was sick the day the war was on but i'm still a hero cause i bought candle in the wind, get off my lawn!

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El_MUERkO bleeds love, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)

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Microwave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)

What are they all stairing at?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)

your mums mollested anus

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)

nice, thanks for that.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)

sry *holds out hands for a hug*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)

pfft

that made me laugh and do a little sex wee all at the same time

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)

It's fun to stay at the

YMCA

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fuscous, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)

*waits for gore*

*...*
*taps foot*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)

I like this

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)

I'm supposed to being doing some Adverts in Flash for a Gay nightclub in Manchester.

It's not going so well... Still they don't need them till 5.30 today...
ARGHHHHHHHHHH!

Click for bigger (127KB)

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)

i am the angel of death

ANGEL!

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El_MUERkO bleeds love, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)

Hounds of Tindalos my dear chap....

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)

use this

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)

I am tempted....

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)

is it a gun themed gay nightclub?

and nice job on the Samurai Kebab Cats :D

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)

No no guns....

No guns at all, not a one, sadly.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)

or this:

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)

hahahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)

Yes!

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)

Poopymonster

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)

yuck

x forever.

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)

DO NOT WANT!

*adblocks*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)

LOLS

*Muppet coprophagous*

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)

Thats a willy

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)

does your willy looks like this?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)

It does after i have sex with poo

So yes

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)

ask the missus to whipe after pooping

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)

Please no k thanks

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)

worm nom nom

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)

Totally would.

Also - not worth its own thread:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)

Nuke it from orbit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)

Orbit sugar-free gum

*sings*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)

My word........

Davina's PILED on the pounds!!!!

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)

yo yo yo

you about toneet?

(

Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)

I see an Ewok!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)

Bored now...

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Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)

seams fine to me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)

are they fighting a dalek?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)

hes fucking his siter?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)

Fucking one's siter isn't right by half

Did you mean: Sitar?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

and i have no ninjas left

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)

something's even more off here...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)

They're the wrong trousers, grommit!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)

Hooray!

I want that in my gallery!

:o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)

have it

/there were several more

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)

Gotta love that source!

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..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)

whos that imposter playing scotty

thats not simon pegg

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)

Lady S found out about that this week

and now wants to go and go and see the film.

FFS...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)

tell her I'm rubbish in it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)

chris pine?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)

Simon Pegg

/real name.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)

chris pine?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)

chris pine

wooden acting

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)

hahahahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)

Spock was thinking of be coming a decorator like Scotty.....

.....but he couldn't 'cos he had no "Emulsion"

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)

winner!

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)

*involuntary pffft*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)

Does Sulu get to choose

which one violates him first?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)

Nope, he is blindfolded

He likes it that way

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Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)

more of this good fun!

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El_MUERkO bleeds love, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)

BAN THIS SICK MILF

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mugatu, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)

Muuuugatuuuuu!

You sick fuck ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)

Lo Mugatu!

Where have you been hiding?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

wrong

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)

LOLZ

WELCOME TO 4CHAN

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)

My thoughts too when I found out what it was :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)

let's go over there and post loads of Furtive pics

BOARD WAR!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)

no offence to b3ta but you would epicly lose that battle

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)

4chan

taking the 'funny' out of 'offensive but funny'

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)

is that what it's come to?

IS IT?

IS IT?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)

i thought the pic would need at least 50% more peado and 26% more manga to be up to their high standards :(

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El_MUERkO bleeds love, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)

don't forget furry porn

...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)

jolly jack is already here

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)

yay for peadobear

(

Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)

I'm going to hell.

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

I am confused by who this bear is,,,,,

EDIT: I now know who this bear is, and where you are from! FUCK OFF!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

PEADOBEAR

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)

/4chan peado mascot

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)

Ah I see,

Then allow me to amend my first post.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

I'd never been to 4chan til now

never having had the time or motivation, what with b3ta being b3ta and all

is it always so full of racists and bigots over there?

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)

the bear that keeps on giving

img505.imageshack.us/img505/3404/lolzo5im4.jpg

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connor, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

O_O

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)

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mugatu, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

Oh my christ

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)

Those were two wide open eyes thankyouverymuch

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)

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Shada, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)

bearack obama ?

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)

I do not compute

and the next post too, what's with the bear Brian?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)

It actually took me ages to get that.

Nicely.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)

*last posts*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)

You on CaptionX?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)

I was before

as Roblees

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)

Ah I see.

I just go this pic and accused someone of being you :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)

Haha

it's not bad for source images

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)

Aye, and it is proper

obsessive! It avoids the stupidity of iSketch too :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

I like the stupidity of iSketch

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)

*living room lols*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)

hahahaha!!!

excellent!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)

goddamn it, now i'm gonna hafta do some kind of Star Wars shop...

(that means it's good, sir)

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)

I believe he wanted to be cremated though

"You may fire when ready"

ps: WOO!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)

Hahaha

oh yes

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)

Bart the Munchkitten just wanted to be loved

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

~~loved~~ KILLED WITH HAMMERS

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)

FLAMING HAMMERS OF DOOM

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

FLAMING FAT SHORTHAIRED LESBIANS OF DOOM

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

FLAMING SPIKED HAMMERS OF DOOM

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

FLAMING SPIKED HAMMERS OF IRREVERSIBLE DOOM

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

FLAMING SPIKED HAMMERS OF IRREVERSIBLE DOOM AND MAYHEM

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

AND FLUFFYNESS

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)

AND SPRAYING MANLOVE

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)

is there any other type of man love?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)

Congealing

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)

Chunky

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

FLAMING SPIKED ANTI-MATTER HAMMERS OF IRREVERSIBLE DOOM AND MAYHEM

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)

FLAMING SPIKED ANTI-MATTER HAMMERS OF IRREVERSIBLE DOOM, MAYHEM AND MILD ANNOYANCE

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)

FLAMING SPIKED ANTI-MATTER HAMMERS OF IRREVERSIBLE DOOM, MAYHEM AND MILD ANNOYANCE WITH COMFORT RUBBER GRIP

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)

Oh God what have I spawned?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)

Bless him

I will love him and feed him can call him Barty and he shall be my friend.

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

YIKES!

Right - skin this - I have a "meeting" (Beer O'clock!) to go to so I shall see you all next week.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)

cheers!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)

ahhh

*sets on those i personally dislike*
GO FOR THEM!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)

Bagpuss?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

hahahahahaha

well spotted.

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Q4nobody, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

hehehe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

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