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(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

RIS?

Henry the male rapist?!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)

I really hope so

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

images.google.co.uk/images?q=henry%27s%20cat&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

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arrangedletters, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

shhhh everyone will find out where i get teh source pics from

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)

Somalian edition?

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)

pfft

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeach!!!!!

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Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)

Would it have been better to have put my own text on it...

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)

nope, would have been better to re-host.

you're gonna rape www.cfhf.net's bandwidth otherwise.

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Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)

oh, come on

you must know henry's cat!
you must have seen the movies
you must have read the book
he's a mellow, yellow feline
so take a second look!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

Precisely!

Kids nowadays

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)

I remember Henry's Cat...

... I just don't remember him attacking vagrants in the woods or was that in the third series when the writers took it in a differant direction?

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

But that is Henry silly!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

:s Sorry, Henry passed me by

Feels silly...
... must dedicate more time to b3ta

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

interestingly (and I'm using the term fast a loose here)

the writers did the 3rd series first and then did the other ones in reverse backwards order in hexadecimal.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)

great song

but a shit show.

bugger, i'm off to my mate's in half an hour and i haven't even dug my overnight bag out yet! i've got to find something to wear, fold and pack it, finish my cuppa, leg it round to the doc's and order my prescription and go for a shit!
i haven't even done my hair yet!

EDIT: fuck! they're here early! 'bye all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

they know everything about nothing!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

It's all internet porn and knives these days

And fashionable trainers.

I remember the days when it was all about not washing, and songs you couldn't whistle.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

ha!

when you could make a stick last for hours and the only porn you had access to was a copy of the Sport you found in a railway siding ...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

Pfft!

But who walks their cat?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

Henry you pillock ;)

only joshing

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)

Actually, now I think about it.

My brother used to walk his kitten.

My brother is an idiot though....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)

your brother is julie moult

aicmfp

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

can't find my

Dragon Ball ZZtop image :((((

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

Awwww!

Never mind :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)

You must have seen the movie,

You must have read the book.
He's a mellow yellow feline,
So take a second look.

Edit - pissage

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)

heheh

nobody can beat me when it comes to cartoon knowledge!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

*narrows eyes*

what's Velma's middle name from the Scoobie Doo cartoons... and what does she have a tattoo of where?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)

too late - it was Dace

Velma Dace Dinkley.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)

0_0

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

::_::

Spider face, spider face, what a disgrace, it's a SPIDER FACE

*weaves intricate web of deceit and suffering and cake*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)

i told you i know him

www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/dscf8397.jpg

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

Boing-747

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

hahaa!

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DogHorse plop, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)

hahaha

hatstanding

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

thanks to you for your scrolly background tutorial...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

Oo glad it's still useful

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

something like

'er, we're getting some turbulence'

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

hahahaha

fanspastic.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

How rare!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

is it?

The feeling of bindun was strong in this one.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)

Boeing -e!

:D

Edit: Just read your subject line... I feel a bit silly now.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)

Excellent stuff sir!

I think that every time I type it!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)

thanks exelvee-eye-eye

that's what I think every time I type it :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

yay for boinging boing planes

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OneOfSome, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

jumbo lol

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)

Hehehe

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)

love it

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

Oh fantastic,

springs aren't used enough IMHO.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)

de-ris? www.thestar.com/article/513739

..

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OneOfSome, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)

You know what......

To date: I don't think I have got a single one of your pics.
No offence, I just am not on your wave length at all.

Edit: Blimey, Remind me not to book my next holiday there!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

sorry, that one was a bit obscure

and dark humour. the barrels they use are those big blue plastic ones. definitely on my top ten lists of places i don't want to go

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OneOfSome, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)

There are good songs about women from there though!

WIN!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)

Yo prefiero un barril de cocodrilos

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)

You yourself are madder than a box of frogs!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)

this is in fact correct

must do more stopmotion with my box of madness

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OneOfSome, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)

It's almost as big as the tanker itself!

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)

heh heh heh

I still don't quite understand how they're planning to get away with it...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

Get the crew onto dry land and hold them to ransom.

Not much they can do with the oil.

Edit: how rude of me, And woo to the pic, as well!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)

I would say that the whole idea is ridiculous

but apparently something like eighty percent of these pirate cases end with a ransom being paid.. so fair enough I guess.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

There is no effective law enforcement in the country, so the companies concerened

just pay up to get their staff back.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

This is true,

but they normally only end up with about a million quid rather than 90.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

With several hundred armed men

, an enormous amount of weaponry and a "I don't care if I die" attitude to life :-)

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)

lol 4,161 miles from SE22

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WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

Your c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker pic is a joy

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)

I enjoyed making it

I can't wait to use it.

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WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)

awesome

office lollage

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)

Ha!

what will you take in part exchange for my 10 year old Mondeo?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)

bah!

never buy a daewoo! it's impossible to get the parts!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)

Unless you're a pirate

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

well, that's cheating

they can just steal them

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)

ha ha

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

hehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

Okpo?

You mean Fanji is behind all this?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

Large crude carrier you say?

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)

bindun I imagine :-)

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)

I ATE ALL YOUR BEES.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)

THE MAN...

HE HAD A SUBBUTEO PLAYER IN HIS HAIR

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

You damn heathen!

photoshopping Carice's face!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

Heh.

I was watching that last night. Spent most of the movie wondering where I recognised the friendly Nazi from - then as soon as he wore civvies and changed his hairstyle, I thought 'Lives of Others'! He was that poet who looked like Danny Huston!

Cunning disguises, these Nazi uniforms. Should we order 10,000-odd of them for people who might be wanting to go undercover for a bit? I've got the mailing list here somewhere...

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George Spiggott, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)

Behold the Hoverphant

Thanks to Bad Horsey for hover inspiration

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

hee hee

also: www.b3ta.com/links/248166

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WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

meh

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

Not this time,

not this time!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

*whistles innocently*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)

you fucking cunt fucker

I'm at fucking cunting fucking cunt work
and my cunting boss is in the same room on a fucking cunting

CONFERENCE FUCKING CUNT CALL

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WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)

you cunt

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WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)

*triumphs*

I thought you'd sussed that over on /links!

I am giggling like an utter loon now :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

does your boss love horses?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

*beholds*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)

Doggyride

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)

ANIMATE IT! :D

more of this type of thing.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)

no time

but if you want go ahead!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)

Hahaha!

I love this.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

nicely

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)

yay

pooch power

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

Borked

Kitteh iz fuked new kat plz thx.

OMG 999posts

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)

Kitteh needs rewiring.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)

QUICK SPANG IT BETTER

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

Kitty haz bin at teh Katnpz

Also:

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..wil, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)

Indeed

Teh Skunknip ^(tm)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)

Hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)

trade it in for a mongoose

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

Light-hearted sexual harassment of spazzers?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

that's b3ta

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)

indeed

if you pick your targets carefully, they won't be able to identify you

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)

WOMEN! KNOW YOUR ANIMALS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)

mong goose is tastier than mongoose

but not so good for the snake killing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)

A goose can break your fucking arm!

I think it would take care of a poofy little snake no worries!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)

isn't that swans?

swans are cunts. a swan pushed my brother in a frozen lake when he was 7. Then the same swan came and pushed me in too, and i was only 4 and all innocent and nice and not throwing rocks at it at all...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)

swans are cunts

one chased me around windermere lakeshore because i wouldn't give it the wafer from my ice cream

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)

or a spakkahamsterP

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)

spakkahamsters are great fun

watching them flail about in their little wheels is awesome.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

I did once have a spakka gerbil.

It used to fall over a lot.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)

we had a gerbil called mavis

and a mouse called smackhead

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

Mavis is an odd name for a gerbil.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)

Would

Mong cats are so much more emotionally vulnerable.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

I think someone already has.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

...in other news, meh

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)

origins may come from the simpsons?

that's just silly. It's a noise which sounds slightly like yeah, and slightly like nah, but requiring half the effort of either of those words and therefore encompasses a wholly apathetic acknowledgment of something.

MEH!

glad it's in the dictionary though!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)

Your cat appears to have carrot for brains.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)

Or manglewurzel

the most stupid vegetable.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

OMG

2222 posts

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)

Just as a FYI

I think: www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/33813/1191279323/bleurgh.jpg is the most awesome, surreal thing I've seen in ages.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)

quack quack

quack quack

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fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)

( '<

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

quack quack

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WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

hehehe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

A silver eared flehmen loose in London...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

I am wanking now.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)

KILL IT WITH STONES!

*Cleeeck*

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)

all i want for christmas

is a fine selection of flaming hammers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)

You want to get the budget selection

The corners are much sharper.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)

How about one of these...?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

DO WANT!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

i shall

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

OMG!

Runs like the fook :D

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Ninj, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)

argh!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)

blind it with smoking poo hammers!

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)

nnnnggggggg

MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP.

cocking woo though

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

i want to ride my bicycle

but not down that road

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)

is it teh fear's daddy?

*fears*

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Three Dog Man, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)

How festive...

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Ninj, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)

can you smell carrots?

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

Sorry Ninj, I couldn't resist...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)

Hahahaha...

No, be my guest! Rather fast too, you little sausage ;-)

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Ninj, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

good lord

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)

Jamie! Jamie!!!

apols for lack of Timberlake

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)

oooooo, swirly!

although the music at the beginning was slightly creepy.
not as creepy as bagpuss, but still.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

Yeah, the begging is surely not suitable for kids TV

Hey missus... I thought you'd left us

(maybe confusising with someone else)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

i had

but there was a slight cock-up, so i'm back till next month. yay!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

wwo hoo!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)

i shall be laptopping it next week

my sis and her hubby are off to vegas for a week, so i'm in their house, looking after their evil gingerspawn.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)

Good pun

terrible selection.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

Ha!

nice cars them Porches

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

Hahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

is that the ginger fuhrer?

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)

ahem

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)

hahahahaha!

wrong

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)

Jamie is a southpaw facist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmotivational.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)

sexy nuns?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)

DAMN!

Get out of my mind!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

Sexy nuns?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)

DAMN!

oh, wait...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

Nah, a Canary Islands Blue Tit.

Cyanistes teneriffe ssp.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

Sexy Nuns?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

i'm a nun

haven't had nun, can't fucking get nun.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

I find this hard to believe

The hussies

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)

I have found the list of BNP members

It looked so better in my head :(

(Wogan, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)

Ooh, smartly done!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)

Gets a click from me

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

if you do actually want to see it

you can here

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)

That would have made life easier

Coming up with fake names was the hardest part.

Some interesting hobbies on that list. I'm not entirely sure how jive dancing, rune making and model railways will help with politics.

(Wogan, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

bnps latest policies:

Make jive dancing mandatory for all over 40's
Inserting rune making into the national curriculum
Regulate model railways to prevent them becoming full size

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

nice

omg :(

On my families street:

Mr
Roger M.
Redhead
5 Clowes Avenue
Alsager
Cheshire
ST7 2RL
[email protected]

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)

yeh i know

theres a few near me, I might send them all Christmas cards :)

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)

Go carol singing to their doors

I'm sure "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas" will get you lots of donations.

I'll get me coat.

(Wogan, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)

*has a sad*

LOL when i was a kid i'm pretty sure I delivered the daily mail to them xD

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

John Sargent pulls out shocker!

(optimised as best i could)

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)

I for one will miss him!

i don't watch the show, but still....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)

wins

*click* Brilliant!

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)

arf!

loving the boobie jiggle

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)

i gave myself the horn a bit with that

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

i'm not surprised

driving down a bumpy road wearing a balconette bra even gets me going, and they're MY boobs!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

YOU'RE BAAAAACK!

When did this happen?! *hugs and never lets go*

Edit: Never mind. Just seen the thread up there.

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Joliet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)

heheh

you never know, if i can win the lottery between now and next month, i may be back permanently!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)

Aha!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

she seems nice

what's all this about?

also - nicely animated and nicely optimised.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

Are people who voted for him to stay in going to get their money back?

Not that I care, really.

If you don't like the way the public is voting, then don't let the public vote!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

i read that too

he had to go. if he beat rachael i'd have personally killed him

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)

sorry.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

looks down:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

Oh FFS!

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Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

FFS Oh!

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

Sh OFF!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

Sorry only had paint

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)

fried spang

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)

Paint won't work!

Use butter or oil like everybody else you great 'tard!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)

That got some

Outloud Lollage in my office !

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)

I'm sorry.

It won't happen again.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)

arf

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)

No!!!!

So far that was the higlight of my day, VERY quiet and bored atm.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)

You must be very boring!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

Sorry

Found a bandwaggon and jumped on it !

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)

Oh FFS

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)

Oh Blow Bob Kely

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)

Oh FFS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)

FRESH!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)

Whit a commotion, more Andrew Motion...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)

WHIT?

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Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

Yes, yes, it was spelled that way on purpose

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)

WUT?

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Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

WOT?

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Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

WHORT?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

Hahaha

And lets just put a stop to this Justin Timberlake thing now shall we?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

Reuters-tastic

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

looks up?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

I have that effect on people.

May have been worth putting it in an existing thread though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

probably..

too late now

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)

I like the advisory sticker.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)

I shall reply normally, and say this is good, if a little random :)

It appears I'm out of touch with b3ta this week.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

'ow's ta peg Pegg?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

Me too, no idea what the Timberlake thing is about

As I was making this I saw another Andrew Motion below, coincidence I think.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

That was sorta my fault

I peaed an old compo one in a thread and then it got done to death.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)

it happens.

I get confused a lot right now as work periodically blocks the b3ta host, so I can't see most pictures. And then it simply comes back again.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)

welcome to my world

i've spent the last 2 years 4 months and 25 days in total bewilderment

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)

WHUT?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)

You've got red on you.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)

FANNYCRADOCK IS AWESOME.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)

I think cats can see in the dark well enough

without the aid of candles....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)

Cats do not eat carrots, Chutney. They don't eat them.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)

Lies!

They do, you have to push them in a bit, but they do swallow them......eventually

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

CAT! EAT CARROT. EAT CARROT ALL THE WAY DOWN.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

I demand pwoof!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

That cat is awesome too!

Candle! Woo!

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Weetobix, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)

Cat seys hi.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)

YESSSSSSS.

HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART :D

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fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

Hurraaay, you're here.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

I almost missed him, that would have been mega sad time.

I will call him shine face.

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fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)

a bit of classic tv for you

*plays theme tune*

(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)

FEEM CHOON?

Zammo has a cameltoe

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)

wa-dup wah waaah

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)

zammo! are you alright mate?

NAH BLUD, I'M FUCKED UP ON SKAG MATE! INNIT BRA!!1 AN' I FUCK'N LOVE IT DUN'T I?!!!?!?

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Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)

for some reason

that ending with Zammo off his face scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.. I really took the 'Just Say No' message to heart..

*skins up*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

woo

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)

pfft

*throws sausage*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

Needs more exploding sausage.

But then what doesn't?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

I am so sorry....

With massive thanks to MAIOF!

EDIT: Oh FFS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)

Oh FFS!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)

Oh FFS!

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Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)

Oh FFS!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)

Oh FFS!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)

Oh FFS!

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)

he drives an ice-cream van

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)

Oh FFS!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)

I hope you understand

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)

he drives an ice-cream van

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Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)

With still no master plan

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)

he wanks like desperate dan

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Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)

I hope you understand

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)

The last train left an hour ago

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)

Vibes from the tribe of the JAMs

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)

C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

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Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)

this

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)

just roll it from the top!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)

Oh FFS!

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Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)

Last train's leaving.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)

i'm utterly RIS. but i fucking love this anyway.

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Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)

ha ha I don't blame you

you would have to have had my music tastes in the early 90's

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

been listening to Jimmy Cauty's Space album..

found out it was ment to be The Orb's debut album

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

What?

Where? is there a place on 'tinternet where I can hear this thing?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)

not sure..it's hard to find

I'll try and upload it

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)

You'd better not stop this

it's coming through!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

or this...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

*glees*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

Oh FFS!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)

Oh FFS!

(we hope you understand)

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)

oH ffs!

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Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)

I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-INCORRECT!!!

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)

Oh deary me

Desktop publishing lols

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)

Oh FFS!

ermm..

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

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