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#
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# lol nice
for some reason I was still looking for henry :)
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Hahahaha This ^
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Me too . . . so I just imagined him . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# there you go
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# thats better
took me a while to find him though
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# How to tell . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# aww link it you've spoilt it for all the other suckers now!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I think he looks funny pissin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# haha
i never thought i'd get flashed by a hoover
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Look at the tracks on that big one !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# This sort of thing is getting to be popular.
Me likey!



(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# those dastardly jerries and their alien weapons!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# They droppin' flappers ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# charleston your way out of this, fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Switchin' knees now !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# switch them to the "on" position
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# like they were going out of fashion
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Not to worry . . . they're sure to make a come back !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Hehe
Thats prob still the best one so far
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# This are poowekihmuhn.

Yes.
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# how do you get pikajew on a bus?
you pokehimon
loffle
why are pirates called pirates?
because they yaaarghh!

catchy catchy!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Like this
clicksy
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnndd
it's gayshift.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# all over your boink!
craaaaig daaavid*

*disclaimer : i only know his name because he talks about himself in the third person
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# lies!
you kiss his poster on your bedroom wall in a loving and sensual manner, every night, before you got to bed and dream of the day he will be yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# i wish i had walls :(
i had them all removed, apparently i'm allergic
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# tent flaps ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# phwoar flaps!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# i've got flaps and you haven't!
ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# you're not in a plane are you?
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
# no
i'm in denial
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# sheikh rattle & roll
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Is he a Pirate?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
# if you want him to be
he'll be anything you want, just call him on 1800-SHAKEMYSHEIKH
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# shake shake shake
shake that shakey thing
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# er...
wiil maraccas do?
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# MILKSHAAAKE
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# HAMSHAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I HAD GIANT BACONS TODAY
BBQ'D GAMMON mmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# dead pig
on a stick mmm
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I did walk into the shop and go "oo0 big bacons" quite loudly
i'm worried
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# YOU'RE worried?
how dya think the pig feels?(actually it doesn't cos it's dead but just ignore that)
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# i walked into my mum's the other day
saw them having beans on toast and said "mmm, toats!"
mum just gave me a funny look and carried on eating
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# 2th!
man in a hat plays guitar shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Sheikh U. Booty !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# He's playing an Alexi Laiho signature
He's ALL about the metal

woo yay!
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# The sheikh of heavy metal!!!
*tapping solo*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Moar scary...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# that is lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Thank yooou.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Gosh. And he looked like such a nice chap last night.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Hahahahah
It all went a bit wrong. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# are you suffering from nightmares on christmas?
...wasn't that the name of that film?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Nightmare before Christmas
how be you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
# i be SkUG
how be you?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I be drunk, Pat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# pat the cat sat on the mat eating a 1/2 dead mouse
..rat rat rat when the machine gun to the cat, killing the mouse properly dead like, don't ask me where a cat got a machine gun from, it just had it when i got here okay?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# The Night mare Before Christmas?
I wish I was Tim Burton. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# the guy with the wonky eye?
edit : hang on his name was tom... bah *googles*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# ...that's Thom Yorke...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# some person i need not know the name of / care about
...yes you can wish you where someone else, its not gonna happen! you are Killerkitti work with what you got and make people want to be you
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Thom Yorke is from Radiohead.
So you should care. ;]
No one wants to be Killerkitti. Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# why should i care about someone who gets paid £££ just so i can say "pfft i don't like your music"
I couldn't care about famous people, I care about real people *looks around* if only there where real people here :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# you mean...
b3ta.com/board/8961144
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# is that edward scissor fingers
yeah i know its not but i felt like reposting this
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# :D
Eddy with the weiner fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# edward sausagefingers
...now you know why she's hugging him
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# woah i made an edward sausage queen once
but it wasn't as good as this
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# that lad needs to be put in a box
and kept there.

until christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Hahahahah
why?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# because he is a little scary
i don't trust those teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# The proper effect is acheived.
Hooray.


x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# his eyes
are a bit dodgy, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Heheheh
He's just a bit dodgy, innit. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# you have been infected with cockney.
don't worry, it's not contagious, just really annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Is there a dentist in the house?
Is it possible to remove all my teeth and have metal teeth put in their place? i'm fed up of bits of filling falling out :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# it is very possible
and very costly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# how much please mrs Dentist type woman please?
I could sell a kidney?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# at least £6,000
and that's at a relatively cheap backstreet-style dental practise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# How much are kidneys worth?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# my ex would like that
it's the stripes
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Hahahahah
Is that good or bad? x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I like it
*clicksy*
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Thanks!
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Very scary . . . doin the twitter dance !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Hahahah
wheeee.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Someone should really tell him his legs are insanely long and thin.
Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I think you just have.
:D

How are you, kid?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I'm pretty good thanks, just watching some films and eating biscuits. :D
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Sounds fun. :]
I'm alright, just fucking freezing and tired. I went to a midnight movie premiere last night, and didn't get home until about 3.00, then got up again at 6.30 for school. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# at least your dog didn't wake you up wanting to go for a toilet
and went out and didn't go
goddamnnit dog!! if u must wake me up after i've just got to sleep at least goto the toilet!
3 1/2 hours sleep is not enough, I look like a panda two tea bags selotaped to my face
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Last week i went to 2 parties one night and then school the next day.
If it's a competition?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# schweet
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Done while drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# *applauds*
Very well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# T.J. Yay!!
www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/11/21/scottish.beavers/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Nice beaver!
Right, I'm offski. Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Looks like it's pelt rubbing time again !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# yay i can finally recover this beaver drumkit!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# The chances of anything
coming from Mars...

(Woo!)
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Lovely.
Obligatory, "Ooooooh-laaaaaaa!"
*clicked while drunk*
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I'd upgrade that
To a Woo-Laaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# nice japes, i'm off to jape
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)
# thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# woo!
And if the Martians had developed antibiotics:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# thank you :)
Reading the book at the moment and loving it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# I just finished reading The Millionairs by Brad Meltzer, i'd definately recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Ray Bradbury FTW
best old-time sf author *ever*
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Flays the arse off any film version.
We were gabbing about this when I first made this image that it would be neat to have a film version actually set in the right time and place.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# I know
I won't be able to watch the films again, as they are crap. If it was done the same as the book it would be miles better, also knowing what it really is about helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# i read the book just after seeing the tom cruise film
while the book is undeniably better, i was amazed at how the tom cruise film had managed to stay sort-of faithful to the main set-pieces in the book while at the same time updating it.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# i think there was one made, or being made
just didn't get the sort of big-up it needed.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# You're enjoying the book?
It is tedium made book
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# And if they landed on Liverpool...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# They'd probably make it better :D
/ac


Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# If only
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# they would do a good job, by cleaning it up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# It appears to me that they have !
Ror Real !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# I'll see that.
And raise by a Martian Fighting Crab destroying Portsmouth.



Gah! ninja edit...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Gosport's
taller than I remember...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# glees
*cough* what culture? *cough*
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# as a scouser i must ay
fuck, yes! DO IT! i live in the suburbs anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)
# st. helens doesnt count.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Lovely
good stuff
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Or as we used to say . . . Advance To The Rear !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Careful
The gayshift starts soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Rub your own thighs.
Pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# The chances of Justin Hayward getting a
number one are million to one

but still he comes
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Good idea . . . and a nicely cut arrangement !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# thank you
luckily I found all my art gear :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# *Massive grin*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Ha!
ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# This must be the original . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)
# bugger
that brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# thank you very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# woo laa
.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# thank yous :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# splendid!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# thank you very much ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# vagina fart
*tilts head*
oh right
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Hurry up harry come on
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# That's the worst zoetrope ever.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# a touch unkind there


c'mon 'enry

woo

.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# It was meant in good humour.
"Oh daddy! A new zoetrope for the parlour, how lovely!"
"Wait...it's just a smelly old tramp. Where's my whip and top?"
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# no - its just my bad cold


makes me sniff.

SNIFF I TELLS YOU

.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] boom jiggy jiggy jiggy jiggy jig (repeat)
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Yes!
Although crabby needs to use the other hand once in while
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABZ!
eD: christ, i just realised i'm listening to that
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# :)
clearly better than mine

nice mushroom BTW
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] balls
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# There was a young man from Devizes
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# who had exotic fruits for his eyses
his nose was a nanna narna....

edit/ apologies to wormulus but
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# his cock was a spanner
and his bollocks were different sizes
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# true story___\o/
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# sorry mate my spelling is fucked tonight
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# oh shit, his cock must've been a sparna then
poor bloke
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# it's the posh way of saying it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# ah well, he can always stick it in a Volvo
/still posh
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# A banana, a tomato and an..onion go into a bar.
They sit down, and each order a pint.

Proceeded by several others, they discuss times past and current events.

Then they go home, watch some telly and sleeeeppzzz.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# What . . . no jazz ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# SKEEBOP DEE BOP DADDYOH!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Tomato and onion?
They are a sharon fruit and a physalis, they were on special offer.

Now, make rhyme out of that you can't.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# That sharon fruit's named phylis . . .
she came down with a bad case of syphilis . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# there was a young man from beirut
his lovers were made out of fruit
one he named alice looked like a physalis
but the one he called sharon was cute


bow down before me, and while you're there
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# i'm wasted on you lot
so i'll reply to myself

edit/ and i'm going to spend the rest of the evening altering my limerick too
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# you are good
next challenge:

pomegranite and karambola.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
#
some fruits are inherently shite
like kiwis and pomegranite
karambola's a winner to follow your dinner
as a pudding it's quite a delight

can't say i didn't try.
and run with shite - nite, it sounds better
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# i doff
my cap to you

*should have picked orange, nothing rhymes with orange, bah*
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# give me time
a few days and slight modification of the pronunciation perhaps, or on the other hand... :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# A Jew, an Irishman and and a Jamaican go into a bar
what a fine example of a multicultural society we have.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I heard the all bought a £10 drink.
Which the barman told them was £10, but another member of staff saw him, and demanded he refunded the group.
He'd overcharged them by £5, so gave back £1 each to the group and pocketed £2.

So each fruit/veg has paid £9, plus the £2 in the barman's pocket.

Where has that extra pound gone?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Inflation
They should have received a refund of £1.66 and 6 recurring change - which times 3 = £5.00 = which is (£1 x 3) + £2 ergo no missing pound.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Down the drain . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# up your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# If you want to give my arse a pound, i'll be more than happy to accept ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# SEVEN
SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

plus 2 equals 9 you twonk

err
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# (9x3=27)+2=29, and the original amount was 30.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# erm.. still in the till?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Oh
this is the inflation version.

10-3=7+2=9 was what I heard in the dim and distant past

anyway, i have to get a fox, a chicken and sack of corn over a river so bye!
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)
# your 2's on the wrong side of the equation
30 - 5 = 25 = 9x3 - 2

alternatively

30 = 3x9 (paid) + 5 (refunded) - 2 (swiped)
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Christ, i'm on /talk for ten minutes, and my joke explodes.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Hammer time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# dfadsf
Mathew Hofma

The Bauhaus and De Stijl Movements

The Bauhaus movement comes from the term “House of Building.” Originating as a school in Germany, it was taught as a combination of architecture, building, and fine art. The idea of Bauhaus is that form follows function. It is taught that there need not be lots of bells and whistles in someone’s designs, but that the fact that someone’s art can have a function while looking simple is art itself. Rationality, functionality, and simple harmony were the hallmarks of the movement founded by Walter Gropius in 1919. Many of the ideas used in Bauhaus architecture, such as balconies for each room of an apartment, are still in use today in modern United States architecture.
De Stijl is a Dutch word meaning “the Style.” It is an artistic movement, also known as neoplasticism, which was founded in the Netherlands in 1917. The core ideas in De Stijl evolve around simplicity. The only colors used are the primary colors red, yellow, and blue; along with black and white. Simple rectangles and lines are also used in the designs. Everything was reduced to the essentials, and abstraction was key. Though simple, the movement had many creative ideas, especially with the use of negative space. The most famous piece of art from this period was created by Piet Mondrian, with a black, white, red, yellow, and blue painting of squares, rectangles and lines titled “Composition with Yellow, Blue, and Red,” which was created in 1939. The wonderful title also shows that not only was this simple, back to basics art, but that it was also a way of thinking.
Both Bauhaus and De Stijl are very similar movements in that they stress simplicity. The use of simple colors, lines, and rectangles harkens back to grade school, but the effect on the art is striking. The art created in both movements almost creates sort of a “why didn’t I think of that” effect in the mind. The movement showed that you didn’t need an amazing amount of technical proficiency at painting or a lot of shades of colors to create a visual masterpiece.
Along with the similarities in the simplicity, the movements also took place around a similar time and place, in Europe in the early 1900’s. One of the main proponents of the De Stijl movement, Mies van der Rohe, was also the head Architect-Director of the Bauhaus school in Germany for its final three years.
(Hairy Midget, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 4:43, archived)
[challenge entry] I am now high from permanant markers.


What a waste of an apple :(

Google 'American Idiot' if you need a RIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# *bites the apple*
Doesn't seem so bad to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Incidentally
I believe this is what Eve said too.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
#
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away...Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?????"
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Whut?
I am very slow tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# american idiot is good
basket case is better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# International Superhits
It is made of awesomesauce and win.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# i got dookie for £1
best pound i ever spent

except the pound i spent on the scratchcard that won me £100
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Nice.
I once found a scratchcard that got me £8. Which is a lot of money to a 10 year old. I was well chuffed with myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I like Dookie
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I once smashed my friend's signed copy of Dookie
Good job I haven't seen him since.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Not really a Green Day fan
post-modern punk is all miss and no hit in my opinion. Much rather have some Black Flag, Dead Kennedys or New Model Army and such.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# ^this
just recently got into dead kennedys properly, always been a fan of the proper hardcore underground
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# i don't like all their stuff
i'm mainly into 80's rock, with a bit of classical and 60's thrown in.
oh, and motown, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Ah you have been selected to sample my Eclectic Chair
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# pff!
i actually do like quite a few of those
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Yeah it's all good stuff I listen to Classic FM
as much as the other radio stations. I do like Motown and some 60s music too. But I mostly like Punk for the 70/80s
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Basket Case is indeed epic win.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# cool use of painted apple
might actually consider this to be a worthwhile challenge after all...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Why thank you.
It's not how I wanted it to come out, the angle is a bit shite as I was holding my camera in my left hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Camera with the left hand, cock with the right hand who was holding the Apple ;) hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Are you suggesting I masturbate while taking pictures of drawn on apples?
You're bloody good!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I think it was the camera shake that gave it away ;)
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Foiled again.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# how a half decent punk band
can become an over exposed pop band over night

woo to the pic though, the apple was a worthy sacrifice :)
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] one tissue, one tampon, a marker pen and a sprinkling of cocoa pawder
(themothers, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Love it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# hahahahaha that's fucking wonderful!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# lool
www.b3ta.com/board/8961567
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# That's ace.
I'm clicking.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# nice work
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Breath deep . . . your reward . . .
for a fine point job !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I'm having fun acause of the backgrounds I'm drawing..
But this chap is not impressed..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# He has no taste this is goodness
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# When he puts his hand to his face, he opens a dimensional portal in the triangulate of his shoulder-elbow-head.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# *whispers*
I think that's his body
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# nope it's his shoulder-elbow-head..
:)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# DIMENSIONAL PORTAL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Henceforth the raised eye brow . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# he has a look that says
"yeah, i'm having a wank, what are you going to do about it? nothing, that's what"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Does he sound disappointed when he says that?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power! I also serve the drinks.

Sorry, people.*


*may not be
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# What is the quote from?
If indeed it is a quote.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# It is
google is your friend...or maybe not...maybe filename will help you...who knows...
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# You see, I would.
But I am lazy. Filename first, then google I guess.

Edit: That is way too cool a quote to come from such a shitty film.

Actually, is it any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I'm not sure
I've watched it twice. It is what it is - impressive CGI, a good story, but I can't help thinking it may as well have been live action/CGI rather than pure computer nonsense.*


*and that's got nothing to do with Jolie's part(s)
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Because the actor that played Beowulf was a fat bastard?
Apparently at least. Too lazy to google yet again.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# To be honest, that was the bit that grated the most
What? Beowulf a Cockney?!

Twas Ray Winston I believe.

Actually, if it had been live action it would have been far too risqué and would have had to have an 18 rating. But it's cartoons so it's OK innit?
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Crazy censor people.
All films should just be left to the parent's discretion, the certificates being just a guideline.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I agree entirely.
In order for this to work though, the cinemas need to allow free re-entry to paying adults, so they can watch it once to vet it but then don't have to pay when they take the kids (subject to suitability).
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# It's a centuries-old hungarian poem
FUCKING HELL, I'M GOING FOR A WALK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Like I said
Too lazy to google.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# And yet even after a googling
All I found were from the film and this... worryingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# You wouldn't read about it!
I'm sure there was someone on here the other night that hadn't heard of Henry's Cat.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I discovered on Thursday that almost a third of the people I work with hadn't seen Dark Crystal.
THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT WAS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Would I be able to redeem myself by saying that Dark Crystal is awesome?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Yes, yes you would.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# BEER WOLF CAN NOT BE DESTROYED!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Poor thing has a sprained wrist. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Hydrophobic froth filled mugs . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Still would
...well it's the beer innit?
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# what's the difference between a dog and a fox?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# About 8 pints
Depending on how well you handle your ale.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# correct
oh well
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# i'm not tipping her
she's a dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Indeed
Cows are for tipping, not dogs. Silly Smash.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# d'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I'm...
the slasher, the slicer, the dicer, the ripper, the shredder, the love-taker, the money-maker and the honey-shaker (deep breath..). The equal opportunity destroyer and the money-shot deployer
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# She's also bad at pouring pints
(started working as a barman a couple of days ago)
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Those aren't pints
but you probably already know that after your two days experience.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# haha
touché
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
by dancing dudes
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Yes . . . eye see !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# *PEEPY POPE SKULL JAPES!*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I do not get it.
It must be the lack of sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:29, archived)
# ANSWERS
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=POsMM51_6y4
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I'm afraid I am no less unenlightened.
My brain just isn't functioning tonight.

Edit: The music also fits with mofaha's post down there *points down*
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# QUEST YUNS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# squirrel on upturned octopus
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# FOOTGOOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# watch out ! the pope'll stick xenu on you!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)
# SNAKE EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)
# You mean
Pope-ye, the sailor man
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Pope-ya?, I'll fucking POPE YA ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# that
is very woosome

so


woo
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# oh my
this was disturbing to see it whilst it was loading
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Yeah
I love how they stutter as the page loads.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I find that confusing and scary
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# and it's completely not disturbing now, is it? O_o
Strangely hypnotic though :)
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Haha! Yikes!
Flowery man-girl is angry with me.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Oh I'm pretty sure she likes you.
She REALLY likes you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# FUCKING HELL! SHE'S GONNA BLOW AND ERUPT FUCKING SHITTY MAGNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# fuck!
it's carmen mirandon't!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Muy Bueno !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# She's thinking about tunics again.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# what in the name of all that is holy?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Still would.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Is This It?


ARGH! Fake socks! Bindun! :(
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# AAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH
YES. YES THIS IS FUCKING IT
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Mmm, pubic hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# pissage!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# My eyes, my eyes!
mmmmm pubes
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# i see a pube
but it's not enough

NOT ENOUGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Whatever I do to push it down...
it's never enough
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# is this a different arse from yesterday's arse
or is this just a closer view of it, or is this an arse that as yet we've not had the undoubted pleasure of seeing

edit/ a nice new arse, most splendid. i now look forward to your milestone posts
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I thought that at first.
I think this is a different arse.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# just possibly
www.b3ta.com/board/8957043
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# splendid, it's a new arse
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)
# That's what the men of Sodom said
outside Lot's house.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Bugger
And tarnation.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Whatever IT is, me no want.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# speak for yourself ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Oh what the hell, MAN ASS FOR ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)
# WOO HOO!
*grabs a large portion*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# It is a nice bum
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# it is
it's making me want to sink my teeth in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# The glove is a bit off putting though
would have been nice if it had been leather ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# stop it!
i'm getting moist here!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
oist.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# *damps*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# This wins
I just don't want to look at it

Have today's click, total brilliance
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# i feel a bit queasy
:(
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:25, archived)
# splendid work!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# keep thinking
thats your knee
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Follow Up
Following on from my compo entry yesterday:
www.b3ta.com/board/8957099

I got this polite email from my Boss. I think he's pretty cool about it.


(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# You put it in your works kitchen?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# haha
just you and Janice then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Nicely shopped boss there. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# wow
and you are still employed

guess some of those "pesky laws" were in your favour......

this time....


:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Haha!
I thought you were joking with that image yesterday.

He sounds slightly sarcastic :)
(Cloudane, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# yeah he's pretty cool

i knew it would be pushing it but also that it wouldn't be a huge issue like other companies
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)
# At least your boss likes something . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Fab!
Believe me, he's cool about it. I've suffered flippant comments being taken as gospel by my HR. Woo to your boss.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# in my opinion that's when the world went wrong
in the good old days they were called a personnel department
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Can't disagree with you
The icing on the cake was that in my written reprimand they spelled the word 'personnel' wrong. Tools!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I am glad I didn't miss this
So apart from Janice, did you get any other volunteers?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# haha, best P.S. in the world
you should share this with postbear, he gets a kick out of facetious email correspondence
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# You loon.
This is great.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Since it would probably grounds for dismissal
or at least a written warning, I would suggest you boss is excellent.

Haha, this story is amzing me and delighted me. I'm on tenterhooks.

Email Janice.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Well?


Click for bigger (156KB)
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Henry is fucking shit. I'm going to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# piss off then
we won't miss you.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I WILL
;_;

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)
# You need to wind the telescope sights up slightly
then you won't miss him.

Or perhaps get a lazer pointer...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# this is why i hate democracy
there's always a voice of descent that has to be snubbed out ruining an otherwise carefree evening. and people wonder why idi amin was always in such a bad mood.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# "dissent"
Also: I'm not sure Idi Amin is the best example of someone who ran a democracy.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# i do beg your pardon
i'm having an off day on my spelling it's gradually going down hill, and idi was one of the all time greats.

idi was in fact a complete bastard but the collected broadcasts of idi amin made by john bird have bought me years of enjoyment so i tend use his name whenever a tyrant is called for
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I don't understand why a tyrant would be upset about democracy though
they weren't running democracies.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# me and my glib ill thought out comments
i meant to imply that in a dictatorship your dissenting voice would be stamped on sharpish making for a quiet life, as opposed to in a democracy you being able to.... bollocks i'm going down the pub, well i would if i wasn't tea total, had any cash and friends.
also i'll miss Ttssattr too.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Watch out.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Henry may follow you there
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# oi you
www.b3ta.com/board/8958333

What brings you to Ukraine?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I BET IT'S THE LARD FESTIVAL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I say nuke the site from orbit
only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# that's him front and bottom!
he's changed his sex to elude the authorities!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Pfft.
front bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# YOU'RE BROTHERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# NO, YOU'RE BROTHERS.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# i knew you'd do it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# found him!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# He's the one next to Maddie ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# you know what's funny about this to me?
they have exclamation marks
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Oh yeah!
you're right!

I like your mind it works on a new level, did you use cheat codes to get there?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# They have crazy giant commas as well
Not in this picture though
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# there's an awful lot of shifty looking people in that picture
Reeeeeally shifty!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# so many choices
so little time
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)
# oh thata brill
not a fish

just funny
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Why am I looking at a naked clown on a pogo stick?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# 2nd attempt
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Spinny cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I am waiting for that lovely cat to get giddy and fall over
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Does the cat spin, or do I?
Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# If you were spinning it would look like this:
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# splendid
on both counts
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# That's making me want to hurl..but in a good way.



(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# it's turning into MCP simon cowel!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
#




(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Hello MCP
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# needs more microwave
hehe very cool
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Yeah!
It's looking good!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Vote Yes for Spinning Kittens
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# glee!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Positive cat scan !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# everything you do is so cute
yet somehow seems to contain inner hatred

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# this
makes me feel slightly queasy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# HELLS YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# The Egg

This is my first go at this! hope you enjoy it
(jimbob1977, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# They lied!
I knew those Biology teachers were lying. Sneaky beggars. Nice work btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# nice one sir
welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# this was a good story
welcome new person!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Hamster Egg yay very nicely done for a first effort
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# how odd
explains richard gere
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Yes he was actually laying an egg
when the hamster prematurely hatched
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Fucking eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# I love egg
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# i just had egg
dippy, with soldiers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# that sounds yummy
but I've already had enough slurp tonight

perhaps tomorrow I will feats upon runny egg and solder
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# EGGZ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Fishy fist kitten shop fucking chair.
Nice, welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Great!!!
Yep, enjoyed this a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Suitably odd
And amusing and within decent sizes and stuff

Good newbie! Welcome :) Pull up a kitten and have a *click*
(Cloudane, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# for the first egg you've actually given birth too
it's quite a good one
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I'll have mine over easy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Good Egg!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# very nice
have some ice for your sore, egg-producing starfish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# i like this!
good work!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# * joins *
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Yay!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# carry on hen..
mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Peek a boob . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# hohohoho
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# good
but not as good as carry on abroad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Deli delights !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# bleargh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)
# the eyes!
they follow you around the room
and down the hall
and into the bathroom
and watch you as you puke from the gut-twisting horror of looking at them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# so enigmatic
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# nicely!
*wishes she still had long enough hair to do the leia bun-wig look*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)
# JEHOVAH SKULLFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)
# handsome
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)
# wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Eeeep!
This is good. Good-scary, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# that is most worrying
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I hit Esc at the proper time . . . Schweeeeeeeeet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)

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