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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:58, archived)

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:58, archived)

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:59, archived)

who wants me to draw a picture of them or something or anything im tired and bored

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:00, archived)

go on then. i want to a tiger

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:00, archived)

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:26, archived)

Mad cow person.

Need one with horns. May have missed it if u dun it already.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:02, archived)

i should have asked did you want a human/animal hybrid or like a cow thing?

i made this one nude so you can dress it up if you want

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:22, archived)

Shape was key, good show.

The variety will help later.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:28, archived)

draw me!! pretty please!! I am sexy, with lots of hair and a beard.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:02, archived)

what do you even look like?

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:17, archived)

che guevera with really really long hair

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:20, archived)

no picture?

i cant do it

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:27, archived)

:'( the youth of today have no imagination. :P

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:28, archived)

hey speaking of youth and imagination im going to sleep and i quit www.b3ta.com/board forever

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:31, archived)

Squirrels (with tits)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:04, archived)

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:15, archived)

hahahaha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:16, archived)

Nice - Thanks!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)

Do Lionel Ritchie peeing into a sock

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:04, archived)

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:10, archived)

HELL YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:14, archived)

this years must have stocking filler

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connor, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:15, archived)

doubtful ..

he cant even fill that sock

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:22, archived)

This is an important addition here.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:17, archived)

sure

i'm a pretty high achiever as you can see

www.tracheostomy.com/trachkids/kids7/connor6.htm

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connor, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:04, archived)

oh christ, this is wonderrible.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:07, archived)

connor has fun being "just like papa".

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:08, archived)

this is me at my clifford the big red dog fancy dress party

www.tracheostomy.com/trachkids/kids7/images7/connor/connor_6c.jpg

only two people made an effort

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connor, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:12, archived)

i'm hiring connor's papa to renovate my house.

i want to see him use a table saw dressed in his jammies, tubes hanging all over, and his protective eyewear on upside down. when he cuts off his own limbs i'll fire his ass and then sue him into the poorhouse.

'night all.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:13, archived)

ROFL is that postbear?!?!?!?!? lolololololololoolollollol

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:03, archived)

hahaha yeah

i thought it would maybe creep him out a little bit

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:04, archived)

haha, nightmare fuel!

quit posting good stuff right when i'm going to bed.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:05, archived)

i wouldn't have thought it possible to creep out postbear.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:06, archived)

take connor's link and add christianity and midis. that'd do it.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:11, archived)

I really really like this one.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:06, archived)

i think you're onto something here

first poems, now portraits ! woot

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:11, archived)

THIS THREAD IS FUCKING AWESOME

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)

how i wish, how i wish you were here

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:07, archived)

poor old syd. nice job.

so, i took my garbage out and had a look at the neighbour's bin - they threw out some slimline dvd cases and i carried them back in my place as i've got some homeless cds and dvds to settle. apparently they forgot to remove some of the dvds because i now own the box set of season one of 'arrested development' and a dvd (heh!) on the literacy crisis.

is this arrested development thing any good?

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:23, archived)

It's a lot of fun

Jeffrey Tambor (Hey-now, Hank Kingsley from Larry Sanders) is ace.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:30, archived)

thanks, i had heard of it but never seen even its shadow.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:32, archived)

Gob is absolute win!

And Maeby is quite cute too!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:08, archived)

i really like it

its not easy watching sometimes but its good.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:30, archived)

not easy to watch?

please tell me it possesses the tv and hurls it about the room, or at least strobes and emits screams at random intervals.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:33, archived)

oh.... now you're going to be disappointed

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:35, archived)

well, that's pretty much been the pattern with me anyway.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:43, archived)

It's a show that I've never watched properly

mainly because everyone tells me I'd love it and I feel like I have to make a stand.

I fucking hate it when people tell me I will or won't like something.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:39, archived)

i tend to be the same way, usually because people who say that are dead wrong.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:44, archived)

oh yes i lovelovelove arrested development!!!!

its a pretty good show. gronkpan is an idiot for not liking it.

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:42, archived)

well, yeah, but it's rude to say.

i'm an idiot too, though.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:44, archived)

we are on www.b3ta.com/board

we are all the idiots

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:51, archived)

YO, YO, I'M A COWBOY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:55, archived)

all we are is what we are.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:01, archived)

"Arrested Development is a wonderful show. If you're like me, you will love this show. It was made for people like you and me."

- Fred Phelps

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:51, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:52, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:53, archived)

"arrested development is a great programme. if you're like me, you will love it. this programme was made for people like me and you."

- adolf hitler.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:00, archived)

Ms Pacman gets around

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:23, archived)

she loves it

dirty mare

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:30, archived)

Darn you win

I can't beat Pacman bondage. Haha this is going to haunt my brain.

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:33, archived)

i'm not going to lie... i win at most things pacman :)

except the game. which i'm really not much cop at

oh dear he's been at the pills again

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:35, archived)

For some, pacman gets old

Oh and I'm the QUEEN of Pacman :D

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:49, archived)

is this the version where incontence pants are the bonuses instead of fruit

and the pills are betablockers?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:52, archived)

pffft

also that cricket match was ridiculos

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:52, archived)

because england managed to blow it?

(although i haven't read the reports, i just remember them taking a decent first innings lead, declaration and then loosing...)

meanwhile aus 5/196 agaist south africa :S

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:56, archived)

england have just forgotten how to play any sport

its pathetic

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:59, archived)

england victories tend to be the opposition playing worse than them :P

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:01, archived)

Well, yeah

seeing as that's how you win any sport

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:55, archived)

What's the score now?

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:08, archived)

hahah

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:30, archived)

mmmmmm

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:43, archived)

GHOST SPERMS.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:46, archived)

this has that certain i don't know what

*clicks*

je ne sais coit

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:27, archived)

thank you!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:31, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:51, archived)

grrrooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:53, archived)

haha silly

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:55, archived)

poor ghosts.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:52, archived)

i really like this

cool

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:22, archived)

thanks :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:31, archived)

Deal or no deal?

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:46, archived)

brilliant!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:50, archived)

ATTENTION NIGHT SHIFT

how can i warp something in photoshop CS? its all i've got on this library :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:59, archived)

liquefy filter?

perspective?

"warp" seems like a pretty broad term, I'm not sure what you're asking

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:02, archived)

well you know the warp function thats usually in the transform options?

it doesn't seem to be there

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:03, archived)

get a kettle and steam the computer. that will make it nice and soft

and you can warp it.

in other news microsoft ie has been compromised again.

what a shitty operating system, browser and company.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:06, archived)

YES I'D BETTER JUST CRIPPLE MY PC WITH AN OS THAT DOESN'T RUN ANYTHING

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:10, archived)

FUCK YEAH I'M INDEPENDANT OF THE CORPORATE WHORE MACHINE

THE VAST ARRAY OF SOFTWARE FOR MY NEW OS LET'S ME USE MY COMPUTER AS A WORDPROCESSOR, A CALCULATOR AND A CALENDAR.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:16, archived)

i sometimes wonder if people truly appreciate research science.

and that i'd be better severed working in a bar or shop and smoking pot.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:19, archived)

i appreciate research science being kept away from me

i'd just break it

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:31, archived)

I got out of the medical industry and went into telemarketing when I was 22 and I've never looked back. Now I get to shout at people.

More money and less pressure. Unless you're able to invent something that will sell by the shedload that is.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:38, archived)

OH NOES I HAD BETTER STOP USING ALL MY WONDERFUL PROGRAMS

the only thing it won't really run very well is some games.

but i've got better things to do.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:17, archived)

What I do is....

Select the layer/part of layer you want to warp, hit Ctrl + T and Right click on it...

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:09, archived)

yeah on cs2+ you can do that

not plain old cs though :( oh well never mind

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:11, archived)

Pffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:08, archived)

hahaha.

i'm also laughing as i have better drugs.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:27, archived)

Pffft

Not you, Noel

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:31, archived)

I'm a simple man...

... anything cunt-related & I'm happy :o)

*clunked*

& indeed right click / saved. Ta :o)

(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:08, archived)

Oh nose.... I have woken up on Tuesday again?

It's just like Groundhog day

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:42, archived)

tell everyone ...

BIG

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:06, archived)

its actually green

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:08, archived)

Fear it's poiply prowess!

I'd like to clicky for embiggerisation, but after your cunningly genius evilness down below (NOT a euphemism!), I now fear all your linkies! ;D

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:10, archived)

i only do one trappy linky trick per posting session

usually
* may contain nuts *

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:12, archived)

Mmmmmm

nutmeat!

I have embraced teh fear and enclickened, with no adverse effects - Hurrahs! \o/
_{(You cheeky little tinker, you!)}

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:15, archived)

glad you liked it

and faced teh fear from th'other... :)

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:19, archived)

I honestly think the world is ready for soylent green.

That or nutmeat.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:12, archived)

made out of babbis

theyre full of Human growth hormone, so we'd all be buff and stuff

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:13, archived)

Nutmeat does sound delishus...

but I fear it may involve testicular roughage. XP

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:13, archived)

Nutmeat is a tinned sanitarian product for the people who do not know what nutmeat is.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:14, archived)

Is it

to be endorsed?

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:15, archived)

Interesting you should say that.

I'd like to hear Professor Chike's judgement on nutmeat.

Edit: I've never tasted it. I hadn't even heard of it until Gronkpan tried to sell me some.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:22, archived)

I'll give him a call tonight and let you all know tomorrow.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:24, archived)

MAKE IT SO

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:25, archived)

i ate some purple earlier, it was good.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:17, archived)

cabbage ?

good choir boy *pat* *pat*

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:21, archived)

grapes. my current cabbage is a greenie.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:34, archived)

People are people. And a tasty addition to any meal plan.

Never any nutmeat, however, that shit's insane.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:20, archived)

owabout "nutmousse"

fluffier and more protein

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:23, archived)

Whipped nuts? Sounds kinky.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:27, archived)

recipe tiem

Ingredients

1 1/4 cups heavy cream
2 tablespoons butter
1 cup chopped white chocolate
1 teaspoon almond extract
1/4 cup powdered sugar
2/3 cup macadamia nuts, lightly toasted and roughly chopped
Mint sprigs
Raspberries
Chocolate shavings

Method

In a double boiler, heat 1/4 cup of the cream, butter and white chocolate over gently simmering water, stirring gently until butter melts and chocolate is smooth and creamy. Set aside to cool slightly. In a large mixing bowl, whip remaining 1 cup cream with almond extract and sugar until soft peaks form. Gently fold in cooled white chocolate until blended. Place some of the chopped nuts in the bottom of each of four glasses and gently stir the remaining nuts into the mousse. Spoon or pour the mousse into the glasses, then refrigerate for at least 3 hours until mousse is set. Garnish with mint, raspberries or chocolate, if you like, then serve.

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:40, archived)

YAY!

TOPTIP: Aim carefully to avoid smudging the rim.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:04, archived)

I finally figured out what was going on down the board.

I will totally get you for that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:22, archived)

I still haven't worked it out and now I'm starting to feel retarded.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:23, archived)

Ironically

when you do figure it out, you'll feel retarded.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:25, archived)

It is work

of the evillest geniusness imaginininabababable...
*shakes fist at OneOfSome* ;)

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:31, archived)

strewth guv'

now i gots to live up to that

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:47, archived)

mental gymnastics keeps us neuroplastic

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:28, archived)

can someone explain it to me please?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:50, archived)

ris...it is green?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:57, archived)

mebbe

but its still made of poiple

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:26, archived)

ôëýø âèäåî èíöåñò

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äåëàåò ìèíåò êîíþ ïèçäà áóòûëêà äåâóøêà ïðîâîæàëà áîéöà àíàëüíûé ñåêñ èíôåêöèè ïîðíî âèäåî ìá âèêà òðàõàåòñÿ ïîðíî 3 ãåé çíàêîìñòâà ñàäîìàçî îìñê ñåêñ èíòèì áåñïëàòíûå ïîðíî ôîòî çâåçä 17ëåò ïîðíî ôîòî ïîðíî êëèïû sms

vrotmnenogi

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(BestVideoor, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:40, archived)

what? teens video? is that porno? why is so much porno advertized on b3ta? what the fuck man?

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:42, archived)

This is a bit disappointing

because this bot posted earlier, and they could have been banned by now.
It's been getting worse lately. I know we just chat around it, but it does really need to get sorted.
I'm starting to agree that we need a night-shift mod. Bob doesn't seem to be around as much lately.

Edit: always happy to be proved wrong if it's in the right way :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:46, archived)

^ this times ten thousand.

someone else gaz rob, i was advised to 'hush' the last time i gazzed him.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:47, archived)

by rob?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:47, archived)

yes.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:48, archived)

Ooh you fucking liar.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:51, archived)

crap, i did lie. he said 'shush', not 'hush'.

"he was banned ages ago - now shush"

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:52, archived)

especially after the weeping anus incident

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:49, archived)

THOSE WERE TEARS OF JOY.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:50, archived)

Hahahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:51, archived)

BUTT-CRY 2009.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:55, archived)

this

i imagine pep and robs' inboxes are flooded with emails about it by now.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:47, archived)

why cant we all just be mods especially me we is all very responsable b3ta.com/board users

i dont hate spambots in fact i think they are funny but the same one twice in a row? thats just boring. its more fun when the get deleted and have to startover with a whole new stupid premise.

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:48, archived)

you'd be like the blade runner of b3ta

you love the bots, but you must kill them

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:51, archived)

but actually is a spambot himself

yep. makes sense

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:52, archived)

i am not a spambot

but while we're on the subject have you been to asianbigtithoney.com? it has some asian big tit honeys on it!!!

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:08, archived)

it's an anagram trap, he's really saying you're a black stereotype made from toilet paper.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:14, archived)

i have yet to see blade runner but i like the joke either way

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:52, archived)

what what?

you're the first person i've heard of in this hemisphere who's ever said that.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:54, archived)

i like the joke either way

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:55, archived)

*bows*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:11, archived)

i'll be the night mod!

i'm a proper cunt aswell, it'd be no fun at all for any of you!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:48, archived)

bah, we'll have you mounted on your own stinger right quick.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:58, archived)

i nominate mofaha for night mod

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:07, archived)

What the fucking fuck

is that?
(Fuck!)

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:43, archived)

why it's "best videoor" of course!

only the finest videoor is available to the good burghers of this parish!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:45, archived)

Why of course

how silly of me
I mean im used to seeing pr0n on B3ta-
But only if its really sick and weird!
I feel deeply saddened and angered.

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:47, archived)

POLICE BRUTALITY:

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:44, archived)

NOT AS FUNNY AS YOU'D THINK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:46, archived)

I always did wonder about those people who think it's some kind of poetic justice that people get raped in jail

does that mean that rape is ok as long as it happens in prison? Should we have some sort of government appointed rapist?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:52, archived)

YES

MANDATORY RAPE FOR ALL!
DOUBLE RAPE FOR ASYLUM SEEKERS!
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! (and Diana!)

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:53, archived)

the people who think that way are morons.

they're also the ones who think porn is bad but who own ten times as much of it as the rest of us who admit we like it.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:54, archived)

DOES MY PENIS MAKE A BAD BOY, MUMMY?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:56, archived)

ONLY WHEN YOU HIT THE DOG WITH IT DEAR

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:03, archived)

It could do, really depends on whether you're a Jungian or a Freudian.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:04, archived)

I'm more inclined towards jung that freud

my reading isn't deep enought to know for certain and both seem to have merit. something about the collective unconscious appeals to me. its hard to throw the idea out of the window after an experience with an heroic dose of psilocybine mushrooms.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:08, archived)

I hear that.

Jung's autobiography is really interesting.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memories,_Dreams,_Reflections

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:10, archived)

Quite.

I don't think any one person is ever going to nut it out by themselves.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:13, archived)

Well, that clears that up then

.....

(RogueIntruder, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:45, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:46, archived)

GODDAMN KINKY ELEPHANTS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:47, archived)

THIS IS HOTTER THAN TEEN_VIDEO AND GIRL_PORN COMBINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:52, archived)

FUCK MY TRUNK

THIS IS LIFE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:53, archived)

man, i bet that would feel interesting.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:56, archived)

... needs more trunk butter

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOXPjV1y51o

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:10, archived)

that's good.

best viewed on mute to avoid tittering humans.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:20, archived)

i've said this before

but the best spam is in typesets none of us have

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:47, archived)

I agree

as it totally defeats its purpose
whilst supplying us with something to be enraged about-
Huzzah!

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:48, archived)

bloody forgeins coming over here with their deviant pornography

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:50, archived)

Thats just it

ITS NOT FRIGGIN' DEVIANT ENOUGH!
If it involved eels/ a man squatting on a jar and was posted in English on /links then no one would bat an eyelid

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:52, archived)

thats why i don't visit links

they read the wrong sort of gentleman's periodicals over there

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:53, archived)

It might still help their google pagerank

which is why I think most of them do it.

Unless they actually do think we're interested in their chinese mining business.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:57, archived)

There is actually a b3ta boarder

whose 'job' it is to do exactly that.
Hmmmm.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:00, archived)

lives in exeter

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:02, archived)

No one

'lives' in Exeter... ;)

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:04, archived)

no, exeter died when his ship crashed into the sea.

unless he somehow escaped via interocitor....

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:07, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:19, archived)

ivesb?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:20, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:21, archived)

ivesb looks like a russian terrorist here

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:21, archived)

That's what he told me.

That's the only reason I did the pic. He said he'd fuck me up otherwise.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:23, archived)

my last passport photo i had really short hair and was wearing a bloodstained rugby top

i looked like a ukrainian terrorist

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:27, archived)

I just got a new passport...

I had to send off to the British consulate here. It really stressed me out while I waited for it to get approved. I hate not having a passport handy.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:35, archived)

do you often have to travel the world at a moments notice

are you in fact james bond?

you are aren't you?

WHY WAS QUANTUM OF SOLACE SO SHIT YOU UTTER CUNT CASINO ROAYLE PROMISED SO MUCH

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:37, archived)

I'm not ACTUALLY James Bond

www.johnallen007.com/

"John Allen has thrilled audiences with his appearances adding an elegance and sophistication expected from James Bond. Whether acting as Master of Ceremonies and recreating Sean's famous voice while handing out awards or interacting with VIPs, John's on stage ease and professionalism make every event special and memorable for all in attendance."

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:39, archived)

imagine being a professional psychotic nationalist look alike

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:40, archived)

that's what sean connery would look like if he'd been carved from almond paste.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:42, archived)

Lookalike?

aha. ahhhahah.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:48, archived)

I particularly like the fact

that "interacting with VIPs" is one of his stated areas of expertise.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:53, archived)

haha, you're trapped.

i am now a firefox user. this place should be all gleaming and smelling of rose petal dew, but all i sense is you lot of old cunts.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:40, archived)

We're working hard on the transition to Cunt 2.0

Problem is, no cunt will agree on the specifications.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:43, archived)

upgrades are a tough sell when the original is such a seminal work.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:44, archived)

IT'S MY WAY OR THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:46, archived)

glad you know what those look like

as i'll be there in less than two weeks

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:48, archived)

ZOOT!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:30, archived)

he can't hear you, we're all on hyper-ignore.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:41, archived)

He's ignored us so hard that we're the only ones he can hear now.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:45, archived)

Eh?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:47, archived)

it's like reverse psychology, only backward and in the mirror. and drunk.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:48, archived)

WITH YOUR COCK OUT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:49, archived)

It's INVERSE IGNORE SYNDROME

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:47, archived)

its like clan soul

i think at one point so much of b3ta was ignoring him even he started to doubt he existed

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:52, archived)

well I just saw something ginger and half-dead, I assumed it was him.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:50, archived)

i waited to see if it would wake up and shout, but i'm a patient man.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:58, archived)

rising blood pressure

* waits for head to asplode *

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:14, archived)

First Post .. Be Gentle

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RoobNoob Wed 17 Dec 5:03, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply)
.

Get thee to the nunnery

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:04, archived)

ahhhahhahhah.

and there I thought you'd gone into hosting..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:08, archived)

oh my god

i had no idea what everyone down there was talking about until down what the fuck? how did i fall for that?

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:16, archived)

Fookin' clever bastid!

but nicely done - you get a click!

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tubaman, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:17, archived)

i'm rissing here :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:20, archived)

It should become obvious after a while

and since this is not really worthy of a new thread I will stick it in here:

in only almost 6 years...

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tubaman, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:28, archived)

83 posts a year?

I suspect you of having one of those 'life' things.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:37, archived)

Something like that -

but it was 4 years of lurking with a few random posts and a whole Bunch o' Crap® after that.

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tubaman, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:39, archived)

haha, you nawty.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:43, archived)

Gaaaaaah!!

RISsed to teh fecking maximum - that's right, MAXIMUM RISSAGE!! *mucho cluelessness*

...Then slapped myself in the face for being such a dunce - nicely done sirrah! *endless joy* :D

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:58, archived)

AH YOU FUCKSTICK

fucking hell, I was trying so hard to figure out the joke.
Haha I won't forget this. I'll get you back.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:21, archived)

i look forward to that. i expect it to be top class bamboozelery knowing you

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:45, archived)

The Real Mythbusters?

Breakfast is a myth. Only Dinner is real.

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:48, archived)

hahahaha very very good

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:50, archived)

pffffffffffffffffffffft!

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:50, archived)

haha busted

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:50, archived)

Hi cockalorum

*world saved*

thanks mofaha.

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:52, archived)

Argh

I think you mean, Hi cockalorum.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:53, archived)

WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:56, archived)

A HORRIBLE FUCKING DEATH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:06, archived)

GUYS THIS LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT REALLY BE IT THIS TIME

I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I LOVE YOU GUYS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:10, archived)

WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE STORM

KEEP YOU HEAD HELD HIGH

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:12, archived)

15 seconds to impact

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:13, archived)

Noooo I edited

*points*

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:14, archived)

Yay!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:15, archived)

GUYS IT'S GONNA BE OK!!!!!!

WHOOO HOOOOOOOO

www.b3ta.com/board/9030765

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:15, archived)

FAQ had nothing about that

Showing my true noob colours today *pout*

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:17, archived)

*phew*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:21, archived)

Hey, so you made a tiny mistake on a messageboard

and almost destroyed the world. It happens.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:26, archived)

hell, this is b3ta

we nearly destroy the world several times a day

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:28, archived)

Kk made me watch this.

It's a bit silly.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:52, archived)

HA-HA!

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:53, archived)

BUSTEDD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:54, archived)

haha

nice.

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sooperdave, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:55, archived)

pffffffft

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:56, archived)

Hahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:58, archived)

ahahaha

love the last panel :D

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Shiksa, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:58, archived)

oh yeah don't they love it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:32, archived)

put bigfoot and the guy with the beret in the bed and give me some hand cream, please.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:46, archived)

lols

ace

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:27, archived)

I haven't had a chocolatey cereal for a while. I am having "the maaaad craves" for some, as they* say.

*whoever says this is an idiot, or amazing. I am both.
Edit: In fact, I'm going to have some lame nonchocolatey cereal and watch Hook before bed. Goodnight.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:48, archived)

Maaaaaaad skills

I've got Chocolate Weetbix not Weetos. I can't find Weetos :(

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:53, archived)

nomnomnom

woo!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:53, archived)

I HATE CEREAL

FUCK YOU

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:54, archived)

I'm going to post you some cereal.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:54, archived)

HE HATES CEREAL

FUCK YOU

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:25, archived)

FUCK CEREAL

SLIT ITS THROAT AND LEAVE IT AN ALLEY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:26, archived)

WE HATE CEREAL

FUCK IT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:27, archived)

indeed

breakfast - the most overrated underexciting meal of the day

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:07, archived)

That's why the fry-up was invented.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:18, archived)

BREAKFAST:

three cups of coffee, two cigarettes, and a cone

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:24, archived)

There's a couple of things wrong with that

but the rest is hard to criticise.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:29, archived)

SOMETIMES I HAVE THREE OR FOUR CIGARETTES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:31, archived)

You can have mine.

Also, I know you're hardcore but I promise you, one mug of my coffee would do it for you.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:32, archived)

everything i try to draw looks like this shite:

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:56, archived)

I LIKE THIS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:21, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:59, archived)

awwwwwww

one of my favourites.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:24, archived)

Awww

I don't think I've seen that before.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:30, archived)

Compo entry from ages ago.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:31, archived)

lolololololol

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:00, archived)

cereal is for homos

its like cold soup

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:01, archived)

I had Wheetos not more than an hour ago

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:03, archived)

Wheetos- favorite of heroin addicts everywhere.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:11, archived)

I used to live with a guy who called toast "junky's roast".

chronically depressed most of the time, but he cracked a smile once in a while

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:25, archived)

I used to be clinically high most of the time.

Mmm, toast.

There's a few minutes of junky music left here-

hrbinc-low.streamguys.net

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:44, archived)

WOULD SIR PREFER SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE MEATY?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:23, archived)

Ahhhhhhahahaha

I've been ~~playing~~ living fallout 3, this is weirdly reminiscent of it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:26, archived)

how rare.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:31, archived)

It's ridiculously addictive

although I think the compulsion has finally peaked. I've lost a lot of hours on it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:34, archived)

DOES IT RUN ON WINDOWS 98?

I ALSO HAVE A PLAYSTATION ONE IF THAT HELPS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:52, archived)

If you combine them

then, no.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:53, archived)

Ive given up now

as I have reached the bastard level cap and have about 8 billion bottle caps meaning the challenge has fallen out of it somewhat.
But I did clock up a decidedly unhealthy 78 hours on it...

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:33, archived)

Have you played through as a psycho

and as a saint? I've not played through it completely evil yet, my current character is basically a good guy.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:36, archived)

i'm still playing my good guy run through

level 16 and still so much exploring to do. its beautiful. so beautiful. i've played for about 40 odd hours and i've still so much to go. glorious.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:40, archived)

I checked my play time on this character...

and bear in mind this is the second character I've played...
97 hours.
I'm actually kind of appalled.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:42, archived)

wow.....

thats incredible.

i don't have the time to play games as much as I'd like anymore. i had to get fallout for xbox and my housemates don't let me play in the evenings when they get back from work so i have to limit my self to a couple of hours a day.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:49, archived)

I've been hanging around waiting for content from a client

so I've had time on my hands. I should really have spent it fixing up my own site, but yeah, fallout.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:51, archived)

it does sound kinda cool.

though this aspect is a little lame
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallout_3#Indian_release_controversy

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:51, archived)

It's a fantastic game.

There are a couple of flaws with it, like for instance some of the character movement isn't the best animation you'll ever see, but that just melts away when you start to play. It's ridiculously immersive, and the world itself it pretty much perfect.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:58, archived)

my main complaint is character movement based

the actors really don't look like they interact with the world at all sometimes.

that and where do some of the survivors get their russian and irish accents from? there haven't been any immigrants for 200 years!

also, there are a few bugs that i'll never be able to get fixed because its on xbox. like in big town where i can't repair the non-existant robots so the townsfolk are stuck staring at a scrap heap for all time. that broke the immersion a lil bit

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:04, archived)

Yeah I've heard about that.

There are a few bugs on the PC too; I'm still waiting for the slaves to turn up at the Lincoln Memorial, I think they may have been killed or gotten lost on the way. Apparently that's happened to other people too. But really, there's enough else to do that it doesn't matter. I'm still finding locations all the time... I just recently found the alien crash site so I have the alien weapon now. ALSO: I just made a shishkebab and they're great!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:14, archived)

shishkebab looks ace but its a bit naff compared to my chinese assault rifle :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:22, archived)

YES

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:44, archived)

DELICIOUS FLAKES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:50, archived)

Goodnight.

Is that the flag of your nation?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:24, archived)

Brilliant

microwaved.
If you don't believe me, try it.
(you won't be disappointed)

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:36, archived)

coco pops coco rocks are the best chocolately cereal

nice picture :)

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sooperdave, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:37, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:40, archived)

I LIKE CEREAL. FUCK ALL OF YOU.

I've had relatives work for both Kelloggs and Post, so I don't have any choice. Cereal is in my blood.

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Shiksa, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:44, archived)

I have blood in my cereal

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:46, archived)

Shiksa's relatives are in your cereal.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:48, archived)

That is not kosher

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:54, archived)

IT'S PEOPLE

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Shiksa, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:59, archived)

'maaaad crave' for furry porn?

we have all kinds of furry porn!!!

cat porn
dog porn
fox porn
rat porn
mouse porn
ox porn
wolf porn
bird porn
horse porn
zebra porn
giraffes lesbian porn
cat on dog porn
dog on cat
cat porn
cat anal porn
dragon porn
dragon on car porn
b3ta.com/board porn
ice porn
wood porn
bug porn
newt porn
blood porn
medical equipment porn
lego porn
gorilla porn
santa porn

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:46, archived)

No porn porn?

ALSO: monkey porn

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:48, archived)

monkey porn is illegal sicko. have some garfeild porn

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:50, archived)

Garfield piss porn shemale

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:02, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahhhahhhah holy shit

that would make one hell of a t-shirt

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:05, archived)

hey thats a good idea i should draw this on one

you want to buy one? handrawn garfeild peeing?

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:15, archived)

LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET THAT THROUGH CUSTOMS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:18, archived)

get some iron-on transfer paper and put it on the pope's hat.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:09, archived)

Cheese porn!!!

With bonus nutmeat.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:57, archived)

i like your pic but not your film selection.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:51, archived)

*releases painty spore*

My plan is to do one of these every time I have a ciggy, so they may become a vaguely regular irritation for you :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:55, archived)

Yay!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:56, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

I LOVE YOUR THINGS :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:57, archived)

I love the colours

These won't irritate me at all.

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:01, archived)

Oh that's awesome :D

Also, since it was only a moment ago I did the other one, I'll leave this here:

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:04, archived)

hahahaha!

thank you.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:11, archived)

I miss b3ta.

It makes me do silly things in the night time.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:11, archived)

Run mouse, run!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:16, archived)

Dancing hat!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:46, archived)

that's fucking great!

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:01, archived)

*sends carton of 25s*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:10, archived)

Beautiful

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:23, archived)

Spores from space.

It's happy Record Hospital time, kids!

hrbinc-low.streamguys.net

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:38, archived)

I less than three spores!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:44, archived)

oh, good.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:00, archived)

I should really go to bed.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:38, archived)

I LIKE THAT

IT IS LIKED

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:39, archived)

please don't.

You must stay awake and make more of these.
Wooyay!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)

I should. I might. I may. I probably will.

But I have to be up in a few hours and I've got a painting, a composition and 3 essays to do.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:41, archived)

us b3tans/rds could help out!

I'll do you an essay no problem, what do you want it on, cheese? Yes cheese would be great, or the history of the umbrella?

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:45, archived)

Damn, that would be perfect if I was doing a BSc in cheese and umbrella studies.

Maybe next time though.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:47, archived)

FLAP FLAP FLAP!

GOOD EVENING MATT

ITS ONLY 2:40 its still early

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)

IT'S ONLY 9:40 RETARD

LARN TO TAL THE TIEM

EDIT: AWWW FUCK ALL OF YOU GUYS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:41, archived)

OH FUK YOU MERICAN, ITS MORNING TIMES!

I REALLY DONT LIKE SPENDING ALL DAY IN THE LIBRARY, IT CONFUSES ME

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:42, archived)

YOU'RE CONFUSED? YOU SHOULD SEE ME!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:18, archived)

HAHA BUKS ARE FOR STUPID

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:26, archived)

Dude, you're not in a real country any more.

Shoepresidents don't get countries, you're just living on imagination. Didn't you get the memo?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:42, archived)

I find your lack of time zones disturbing.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:58, archived)

Wonders if Jonathan Ross would describe this as a "fwapping fwoting goden awb"

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:44, archived)

I like this

Does it come in purple?

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:46, archived)

No, it's white like everyone elses.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:48, archived)

FUCK YOU, PENGUIN

fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:48, archived)

YES!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:17, archived)

Seems reasonable enough

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:31, archived)

MRPINEAPPLE

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:49, archived)

\0/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:49, archived)

Luke you must learn the force.

Your doing it! Even if you look like a big orange penis.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:55, archived)

we miss you

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:58, archived)

nicely.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:13, archived)

MeccaMoccas

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:33, archived)

SILLY TERRORITS

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:43, archived)

silly tom

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:48, archived)

haha

yipes.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:56, archived)

PRAISE BE!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:18, archived)

OH HAI THERE INTERNETS!

Today in the library I did some drawings

I apologise for the poor image quality, I dont have a scanner

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:24, archived)

What do the speech bubbles say?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)

Look at the alt text

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)

How did you get Cockweasle's notebook?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)

Distracting him with Irn Bru and deep fried pizzas

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)

rar!

Pupshaw! :)
www.jimwoodring.com/picsofgiantpup/giantpup.jpg

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:42, archived)

Hahaha!

FUCK YES!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:44, archived)

all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:20, archived)

ALL THE CUT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)

HAD BEEN

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)

ABSORBED BY IT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:41, archived)

Heres one I made years ago.

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)

circle teh bandwagons

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:47, archived)

Joyous!

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:54, archived)

Printmeister's Matrix Bush shoe gif was just on national tv.

B3TA is mainstream in the USA.

WOO. Didn't mean to tj. :)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)

not tj'ing...this is great news!!!

link?

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)

I just saw it on the televisions.

So now our mainstream tv news is no better than the Daily Mail.

yippee.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:00, archived)

God Bless Printmeister

although the makers of Matrix may well be getting the sue machine churning...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)

what? where? like looped for a whole 30min? on the news? Leno show? ???

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)

this^

probly

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)

It was on Countdown, MSNBC at least that is where I saw it.

Keith Olbermann ! He and his staff do try to keep up with Teh Internets and they do have a good sense of humor/irony/satire about the news.

I have been watching for years and notice that he gives birthday shout-outs to many UK comedians, but today it was the great Bill Hicks who was remembered.

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tubaman, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:07, archived)

Oh fuck yes.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)

DAYS!!!

Weeks, months, fucking years.

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)

I thought that said Incontinence Day at first

and was relieved it turned out unthusly

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:22, archived)

*thought that whilst shoppering it

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)

I think HE would've been a better president in our fat country.

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)

Seams fine.

Size - tick
Gayshiftness - tick

Welcome new person, pull up a comfy chair and enjoy some knitting.

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:50, archived)

GET READY TO SWEAT, PEOPLE

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:52, archived)

haha

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)

Arf!

100% fact.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)

and i, for one, welcome our new gaylords

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:00, archived)

RETURN OF THE STEG.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:37, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)

hahaha

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)

Dangermouse would not be fooled so easily.. :P

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:47, archived)

pacman and dangermouse?

you're the most cultured aussie i've encountered

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)

Cultured Aussie = oxymoron?

I just watch too much TV and play too many videogames :D

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:13, archived)

YES!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)

Some say his scales are made of marzipan

and he likes to play scrabble upside-down.

All we know is...

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)

Some say he once smoked opium with fumanchu, the yellow peril

others say he once wrestled Ernest Hemingway and won
All we know it... he's called Steg

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:40, archived)

Some say he was from Philidelphia, born and raised.

and that the playground is where he spent most of his days...

all we know is that one little fight and his mom got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:50, archived)

He added me on last.fm

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:40, archived)

Well, said hello, even. I get carried away.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)

Fluff has new fancy dress costume for new year party.

hoooorah!!!

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)