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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)

can it be milked?

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

Blimey!

Also, THREAD DELETION!
Twat.
www.b3ta.com/board/9031213

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)

They really need to get rid of that button

or only allow it if there are no "child" posts.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)

They need to invent child posts.

One outside every shop and public building, so people can tie their leads to them before they come in.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)

I did invent one, but none of the local shops would have any of it

also: dog storage near an Oslo shopping mall:
Yes, it's a place to park your dog

big for clicker

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)

Wooooooow, dogboxes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)

crack the code

win a dog!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)

Yessss

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)

That is brilliant.

How many of them contain long forgotten canine corpses?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)

You can call them PeadoPoles

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)

The Daily Mail'd explode.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)

I once tied my dog up outside a shop

and when I came back out he was sat exactly where I'd left him, staring at a child stood in front of him, exactly the same height and staring back at him.

The little mini-person was frozen in fascination, his face looking equal parts glee and terror.

Neither of them moving. Eventually my dog looked around at me and the child, as if the spell was broken, ran off screaming that fake 'give me attention' scream. His mum was in the shop, ran out and gave me the biggest evils. Bizarre.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)

I love mums, they always give me evils for silly reasons

this woman once told me off because her child (4ish, I think), who was running around the shop with her nowhere to be seen, fell over and I picked him back up and asked him if he was alright.

'THA FACK ARE YA SAYIN TA MY KID' I believe was the phrase she screamed.

*sigh*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)

Yeah, been there too

Same as this mummy with the child hypnotised by my dog, if you're so bothered then why was it alone anyway? especially one that young.

People are so suspicious of you trying to be helpful, I'm glad I'm not a bloke though, it's even worse!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)

Oh God, yeah. Poor guys.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)

In the words of Dan le Sac and Scroob

"Some people are just nice."

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)

Some brave people are.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)

I get a lot of funny looks from parents in a

'keep away from my child you mentalist' sort of way, because whenever I see a small human I am compelled to pull a funny face at it and then they start to laugh at me and then their parents think I'm addled in the brain.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)

Cool Uncle Prof.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)

'eh?

If it's deleted why do all the replies still show up?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)

SCIENCE!

I dunno hon. I just found it cos I'd replied in it.
Innit.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)

The thread gets detached from the board

But still lives on in the ether

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)

That's always what I thought, you can still find it

but whenever I've gone back to a deleted thread all the replies have disappeared! you can post new ones, but any from before the deletion seem to be lost,

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)

mmmmmmm

Ether

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)

Fantastic!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)

hahaha

great -love it

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)

Magnet Boy enjoyed his visit to the spoon factory...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)

Much better than his visit to the drawing pin factory.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)

Or the knife and fork factory, next door...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)

Not because he got covered in drawing pins.

It was just a bit dull there.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)

Whereas the spoon factory tour

was fun for all involved?

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)

I'd love to visit a four story building with the words

"Spoon factory" in massive yellow letters atop its grand facade.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)

Probably a meth lab.

They do try to hide 'em you know.

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

Spoons tell no lies.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)

Spoons use heroin addicts

to get warmth and a cheap high.

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

the drawing pin was invented by Simon in 1914... since then it has become one of the 7 dominant types of pin in the world with an annual turnover in the UK of £8 per annum.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)

Drawing pin

Safety pin
Push pin
Hair pin
Tie pin
Rolling pin
Lynch pin?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)

Celeste Pin

/Obscure French footballers from the 90s blog

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)

\o/

Ruel Fox is God's chosen football player

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

Using what criteria?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)

Woo!

Could you document his trip to the scalpel factory too?

Speaking of which, where are all my scalpels?

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)

Poor magnet boy.

Doomed to a life of metal-based product factory misadventure.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)

He could weigh it in for scrap

and be a rich magnet boy!

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)

Magnet boy, Magnet boy

nobody likes him, he's magnet boy and he made sexual lovings to my computer and it broke...

/theme toon

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)

everybody needs a theme tune

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

Mine goes

Daaaaa! Da da da da dananananana! DA DA! DAAAAAAAAAA! Dananananananaaaaaaaaa.....DAH-NAHHH!!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)

that was my inspiration for the magnet boy one

also LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeds, Leeds, Leeds, come to Leeds, if you're lucky you might see Freebs...

LEEDS!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)

knew that was your before Iscrolled down

nice work squire

top quality as always

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)

I bet he had 10,000 of them........

But no knife.....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)

How...unfortunate?

No...unlucky?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

More ironic, I'd say

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)

THAT's the word I was looking for.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)

Isn't it ironic...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)

I'm aware of the song

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)

Of course you are...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)

Fucking shitty Magnet Boy

nicely animated!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)

Marvellous

Mornin Moley! is it Little Moley's first Christmas? *clicks* BTW...:D

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Ninj, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)

eau yes

like muchly:)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)

Exwombulate!

(Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

Beep beep beep

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)

awesome

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)

I love that muchly

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)

Fantastic

I wonder what exterminate sounds like made of a series of bleeps and whistles.

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)

Oooooooooh

I wish this was real, and was possibly a table top lighter.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)

Nice!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)

have you seen this fucker

www.duracelldrink.com/en.html

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

How many loading screens can you fit into one website?

We have a winner!

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)

super stuff

a lovechild:D

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)

A moomin version

would be my two childhood fears combined

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)

seamless

also, try jpegs for static images

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)

jpg woulda bin better

Was in hurry to get that one done...

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HA!

NOnce-esce.

(FAQ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)

apologies for quality, damn camera phones

Click for bigger (304KB)

something I did ages ago and never finished

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

cor

thats stunning :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)

cheers

i didn't get much work done that year...

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)

I used to do that on any folders etc.

Pretty much any training I do now has at least a couple of pages of it, it's how I focus I guess :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)

morning :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)

wow

nice, "if I went around saying I was a king, just cos some moistened tart lobbed a sword at me, they'd put me away!"

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)

We think the similar.

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government"

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)

awesome as always! Although I do have the urge to shout out "I HAVE THE POWER!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)

hehehe

but are you going to be she-ra or he-man :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)

well, I would have said I'd be HeMan, but that little white skirt thing She-Ra wears it just too tempting....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)

isn't it just

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)

BY THE POWER OF GREYSblublublub

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)

hehehe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)

GORGEOUS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)

fank ya

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)

SEXY AS FUCK

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)

yeah but what about the pic

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

what pic

I can't take my eyes off your ass...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)

i know

its bloody nice isnt it! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)

Dalek posts commence!

Plus see why I can't get Daleks out of my head here www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXCayoqPhQs

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)

I shall endeavour later

but I have a syphillitic, pustule-ridden cock of a day ahead of me, possibly.

edit: how rude- that's well good. Obviously.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)

Mick Hucknall's coming round to play you his Mike & The Mechanics records?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)

hahahahahahaa

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

I stand by my love of Simply Red's music.

Gooooood morning, Nibes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)

i once served hucknell pastrami in waitrsoe

he was wearing sunglasses insdie

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

inside his skull?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

Oh I don't let my love of his music cloud my judgement

I'm well aware he's a prime piece of dick meat.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

I once saw Barry from Eastenders doing that too :)

I think it's because they are twats.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

No!

It's because they're like sooooo hungover from sleb partying and besides they don't want anyone to recognise them because they're famous and oooooh so popular that they'll get mobbed - sunglasses protect against that.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

I'm wearing sunglasses inside

I just look like a geek on the outside.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

heha

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)

I think we should talk.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

I'm unfixable. The last time someone tried

I ended up still liking Simply Red and also liking Justin Timberlake. Don't make it worse, just bask in the eclectic glow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)

TO /talk!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)

hello capn

poor Simply Red, hated and loved in equal measure - which to my mind makes their existence meaningless

/logic blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

*often refers to herself as a marmite person*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)

hold me

i'm still eassay writing

just an introduction and a conclusion to write and i'm done

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)

*cuddles* well done, not long to go.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)

i've hit the wall though

i just touched typed 100 words with my fingers out of alignment and didn't notice. what i have wrttien is utter gibberish

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

Coffee. 5 minute break.

Go away from the computer. Go on, fuck off. Have a wank or something. Rest your eyes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

shouldn't have quit smoking.....

i think trying to have a wank in the library would only arouse suspicion

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)

Sorry, thought you were at home.

Come all over the Freud.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

i have bright red rings round my eyes and my hair (which is rather long now) looks as though i've got a small dog sitting on my scalp

i also smell quite strongly because the university library is hotter than the sun.

kneading my shrivelled genitalia and massaging my seed into the cover pages of some of freuds book sounds like a pretty good idea

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

I'm full of them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)

YES!

*climbs in recycle bin*

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)

I want photos!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

Oh Stavros you're so big

But the Cider-man are coming for Christmas!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

I found a girl attractive last night who was closer to my daughter's age than my own and then, when I told my wife about it, she was dismissive.

It would appear that, at my age, a 19 year old is so unlikely to find me attractive that it is not worthy of consideration.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

Bless

*fetches slippers*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)

Welcome to your gender.

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)

Well that's not true.

Depends on the girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

yeah

some girls have really low self esteem and daddy issues

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

Claws in, Frodo

I more meant some of us prefer men who don't want to twitter on about Yu-Gi-Oh, or whatever it is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

Pogs

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

I Still have my pog collection.

They will make a comeback, I just know it.

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)

me too somewhere

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)

Make your comeback in Essex

then I can come say hello

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)

i've reached the point i was always threatening to for years

the point when older women stop thinking i'm endearingly odd and have now realised that i'm potential prey.

where were these attractive 30 odd year olds when i was single, eh?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)

Allowing you to mature.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)

haha ouch

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)

I'll tend to the wound after I've fixed my daddy issues.

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)

bollocks.....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

that's officially her saying you can

merry bloomin' christmas!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

To be fair, the girl was definitely interested,

Which was odd, as I was drunk and being an arse.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)

nonsense

lots of girls love their grandads

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

Hoorah!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

hahahaha

he looks startled

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

Mornin' Toastie, you well sir? :D

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Ninj, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)

tired and busty but otherwsie yes

yourself?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

*voyeurs*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

hahahah

comedy typo

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

Fine thankee sir!

Gout's nearly gone, at last :D

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Ninj, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

Does that make me a Dalek?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)

Probably, possibly and maybe definitely

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

That's ok then

(prepares invasion of bungalows only planet)...

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)

Happy b3taday!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)

thanks you

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)

aaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd you look like one tooooooooo

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

hahahaha

awesome!

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)

Yay in the olden days (before all this modern rocket dalek rubbish) Daleks could not get up stairs you know

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

It's Thora Hird's lucky night!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

Zombie Thora Hird you mean

yes she's been after a bit of Exterminate Action for a long long while

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

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..wil, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

smart!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

An old old one,

I'm away at a mate's who has no 'shop so I'm afraid that's all I can chip in today...

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..wil, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)

hehehe

fab :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

\o/

although it's also Research Assessment Exercise Results day... prepare yourself for loads of HEIs twittering on about how awesome they are over the next few days...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)

hahahah!

I still think the cybermen were better than the darleks though... (the previous type of CMs not those new ones)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)

not the originals? :D

newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41631000/jpg/_41631828_planet1_220bbc.jpg

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)

ning!

Further proof that b3ta has corrupted my mind, did anyone else spot this on The One Show last night?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)

Arf!

You're SO naughty Barbie :D That's why I think you're ACE I guess *clicks*

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Ninj, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)

hot cock!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)

No. You are filthy.

good spot!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

you were watching The One Show?

is it good?

I was zipping around zippyly in a car like this:

ZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

They had Nick Park on it, and they spent quite a bit of time talking about Oliver Postgate, and showing clips of his shows, etc.

They also interviewed Emily :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)

man - would have liked to see that...

although ZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooommmmmmmm

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)

It's available on iPlayer

ZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooommmmmmmm ZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooommmmmmmm

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)

:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)

Drinking the blood of the people we find...

Click for bigger (157KB)

(Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)

HahaahhahahahaaaaaYES!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)

Please tell me

you've rewritten the whole song for this picture?

Woo

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)

Wish I had....

Underground, overground Wombling free
The vampires of Wimbledon Cemetery are we
Drinking the blood of people we find...

(Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)

Keep writing

Else I'll set my zombie moomins on you.

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

eep!

woo :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)

hahhahah! utter win :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)

is a Womble + Zombie a Wombie or a Zomble?

hehe

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)

...

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)

happy b6taday!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)

Happy b3taday sir!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)

Yes! Thank you!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)

However,

if you click your candle, you will notice that you are evil!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)

Aaaaarrrrrghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)

I'll drink to that!

Hippy Burp Day you young'un! ;OD

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Joliet, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)

happy candles

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)

urght, i remember when you turned five.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)

happapapapapy b3taday!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)

*raises glass*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)

*lifts skirt*

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)

k h

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)

'ning

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)

I want to roger

Les.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)

Less is Moore

Pfft!

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Joliet, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)

patent that sextoy.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)

viva veeyagra

rise even from the dead

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)

Kids these days...

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)

haha :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)

hehehehehe! top first post!

welcome to b3ta, photomanipulate a juvenile cat, and make use of an object for sitting on!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)

pfft

exceelnt noob praising young man

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)

'nings freebs!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)

nings steve

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)

Thankee

yer honour

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)

*titters*

welcome to b3ta, have a nice day.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)

hahahahahaha!

marvellous... Hello new person

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)

Awesome mohawk

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)

pfff lovely

welcome an that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)

Woo!

A collision of kitten and chair are imminent I feel

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)

I say, I say, I say,

I have absolutely no idea what this image is in reference to.

That said, sufficient praise is being scattered in your direction that I am convinced that it is pertinent, topical and witty.

Since it is not overly large and is well received, I would suggest that, in the interests of encouraging new talent, a woo is in order, thus:

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)

In fact, fuck it,

fuck ithave two.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)

^ Would

* Possibly

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)

what the christ on a pogo stick kind of sex toy is that ?

and do they make a fur lined one ?

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)

Your office is ace

I wish I could do that in mine :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)

Yeah, but you have fuckoff big tigers in yours

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)

This

muchly

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Joliet, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)

Oh!

It's fucking deNiro, isn't it?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)

I'll have you know

I'm not fucking deNiro!

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Joliet, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)

Bingo

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)

Oh yeah

In which case, top notch young sir! Have a belated WOO!

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Joliet, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)

this is a masterful woo

melty firetits!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)

Tits, you say?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)

cor

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)

Part of the Cilla Black Costume outrage

of a couple years ago?

(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)

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Halkyardo isn't quite sure, on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)

and that's a triple word score on sex my vag

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)

silly toasty

triple word score is red!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)

no wonder I always lose

Morning Mr the Hat, how the devil are you today?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)

not too bad, ta!

ta!The usual seasonal uncertainties . . . like have I bought TLH enough for Christmas. I have but I always worry . . .

You?
hope so!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)

just busy

that's all my brain seems cvapable of acknowledging right now.
Too much to do and not enough time.
Hopefully the two weeks I've got off will help me catch up

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)

dildozaar ftw! \o/

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)

I like the clash of anuses

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)

I would try and illustrate one

But my Photoshop is being all sullen and uncooperative at the present point in time.

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Halkyardo isn't quite sure, on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)

absolutely spiffing. i hate scrobble

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)

BUTAKLE!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)

I am wearing my bukkake tee today.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)

Wonderful use

of a mind numbing game!

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Joliet, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)

ho ho ho

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)

they invented gayness

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:30, archived)

i hear you're a racist now father

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)

gaynist is the word

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)

someone better tell John Travolta

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)

The bird is the word

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)

Thanks

That song is now etched in my brain for the night.

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)

... ullo, ullo, ullo ... what's all this then ?

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)

I think Rogermortis has set in

likes

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)

Happy candle day!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)

Cheers Wobbly

...am trying to think of sll animation to celebrate,,,,,

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)

Squirrels with tits?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)

Happy Day of Candles :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)

Ta V. much!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)

You mean a permanently raised single eyebrow?

happy b3taday BTW

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)

hehehe

thanks

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)

Congratulations on staying enlisted on a website for any amount of time!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)

I did try my best to get expelled

try harder next year!!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)

If I were a mod, you'd get a sympathy naughtyban right now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)

and happy candlemas to you

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)

Ta back

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)

ris

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)

...

www.google.com/search?q=and+this+one+time+at+band+camp

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)

and where dose one what this so hard?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)

Hahaha

4/10 needs more Buffy/Willow

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)

spluffy willow

absolutely. but then the band would like it

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:30, archived)

Everybody dance now?

I'm doing the 'Not getting any tonight but not killing anyone to get some' dance :D

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:11, archived)

ha ha ha!

They are so so cheery :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:12, archived)

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Shada, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:12, archived)

the one on the right needs more hair and an equation on his tshirt.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:13, archived)

Please don't tell me you have t-shirts with equations on?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:14, archived)

i don't think so. i do have one with a feynman diagram on it though.

but i'd love one with e^(i*pi)+1=0 on it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)

This depresses me :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)

jealous?

what did you dress up as to watch the star wars films?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:18, archived)

I was in jeans and a t-shirt.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)

did the tshirt have a storm trooper on it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)

No.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)

which one did you see?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)

Attack of the Clones.

I rather enjoyed it truth be told.

I shall prolly watch the 3rd one on Saturday, and then watch the originals. I am not a fan of watching things in the wrong order :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)

Somewhere, there is a nerd, very upset at you.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)

I second that disturbance..

I still get shocked if I meet someone who hasn't watched atleast one Star Wars movie.

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)

have you ever done your hair up like princess leia?

i know i have...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)

Of course

Leia Slave outfit and all.. Eee :D

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)

ooooooooohhhhhhh.

if i put on some more weight, will you chain yourself to me?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)

Do you speak Hutt?

Ahh.. I'm turning into a nerd.. melting.. melting!

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)

I'll give it a go...

if you fancy nerds, i'm a maths phd student...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)

You're too smart for me

I don't have anything like that..

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)

:'(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)

Hehe

Just remembered what some people say a phd stands for...

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

I would have shocked you last week then :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)

hahaha

but what about if you're getting some and also will be watching porn?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:13, archived)

What if you are getting some because

you are in some porn?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:14, archived)

I'd be doing

a pretty funky dance if that was the case, I can tell you

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)

If your arms can still handle it..

zomg porn and sex!

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)

arf :D

*does the porn and sex dance*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)

Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:14, archived)

Hey!

He stole my dance!

Woo sirrah!

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Joliet, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)

this makes me giggle like a loon :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)

hahahaha!

Santa must be getting some tonight then...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)

With vibrations like that

I wouldn't be surprised!

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Joliet, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)

Parkinsons is no laughing matter

...
...
...
...pfft

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)

i shall install a cross bar in my chimney.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)

hahahaha

how marvellous :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)

Brilliant!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)

The press conference was only the start...

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:55, archived)

Hahaha

It's the next Cuban Missile Crisis! Aythengya.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:57, archived)

i predict all out shoeclear war

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connor, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:00, archived)

Led by Fidel C-Astro(turf boots)?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:05, archived)

Don't make a moccasin the incident

What that guy did was pretty loafer a press conference trick.

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)

Settled down

Or things might get Ugg-ly.

(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)

hahahha! brilliant :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:58, archived)

It'll be OK

they'll fall apart as soon as they touch them

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:03, archived)

Arf!

Ningles all!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:05, archived)

The Whitehouse needs more soul..

(awaits spanging)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:06, archived)

happapapapapy candleday!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:09, archived)

Thanks mate

seems like longer than a year - in a nice way obviously!!

:)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:12, archived)

ooh merry b3taday!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:12, archived)

Thanks and nings!!

how's Magenta?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)

Happy b3taday TTO!

Have some cake!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:13, archived)

Yeah Ta!!

takes big bite

nom nom....

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)

Wow

Not a particularly happy candle day in your link!

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Joliet, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)

how do you mean?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)

If you click your candle,

it takes you to a list of news stories from this day in history.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)

Thanks I did not know that

it is a bit grim isn't it

ah well lalala........

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)

Obviously all these genocidal fuckheads

wanted to get there work out of the way before going on Christmas break.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Too true!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)

*drools*

Me wanty!

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Joliet, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)

What makes it even better, is that it is

an Ice Cream Cake :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)

*licks*

Ow! Brain Freeze!
*licks*
Ow! Brain Freeze!
*licks*
Ow! Brain Freeze!
*licks*
Ow! Brain Freeze!
*licks*
Ow! Brain Freeze!

ashally, I've never experienced brain freeze but I do point and laugh at those who do.

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Joliet, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:18, archived)

now THAT is what I call a cake!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:18, archived)

lollity - This is where he's gonna end up

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:14, archived)

arf!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)

hahahaha!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:18, archived)

More sad news this morning...

News linky

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:40, archived)

I can't see your pic, but I can have a guess what it might be ;)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:42, archived)

hehehe... ningles !

why can't you see my pic?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:43, archived)

I can get http://207.44.242.20/board/

But the image host is blocked (b3tards is okay though)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:46, archived)

You're not missing much

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)

awww, that's actually quite sad.......

'nings JS, and 'nings to the /board!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:43, archived)

It is... very sad

ningles stevie

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:44, archived)

ningles!

and ningles all

I'm off to get some coffee and turn up the heat first

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:49, archived)

'nings medi!

coffee? Hmmm, right now I could really go for a toasted cheese and ham panini.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:57, archived)

Things weren't going as planned

I now have a full thermos of tea and some cheese and meat sandwiches ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:59, archived)

*jealouses*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:01, archived)

I had this lovely massive doner kebab for lunch today. marvelous lunch that.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:04, archived)

by rights, don't you have to be drunk to eat one of those?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:11, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:12, archived)

There should be a law

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)

AWWW NARRR :(

'ningles all!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:47, archived)

hahaha! so the whole forensic gardening thing hasn't been completely forgotton yet?

'nings X

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:50, archived)

Haha 'ning Steve!

B3ta never forgets....
not when you spent a whole 10 minutes making a picture anyway ;)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)

so colombo's lost his marbles.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:55, archived)

that is awful news

He was great in Wings of Desire.
If you haven't seen it, see it.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:56, archived)

Operation PALINDROME and WHICH ONE IS REAL present ...

.
3838 posts. have a banana.

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:09, archived)

i guessed wrong.

that was fun.

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:16, archived)

AAAAH IT MOVED

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:16, archived)

Yoinks!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:18, archived)

Yoinks!

I had to wait about a minute before I got it.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:40, archived)

the love shack !

hot jebus action

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)

The one on the left looks just like Graham Norton.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)

NONCES!!! IN!!! SPACE!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:41, archived)

17th December - Captain Browns Chip Shop Sauce

(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:04, archived)

Made from real chip shops.

*stacks sponges at the road side*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:06, archived)

banana tache man

doing what a banana tache man can

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OneOfSome, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:09, archived)

i wonder if they still do that sauce where the man has a face

if you turn him upside down as well as the right way up. he should do more products. thats quite a face.

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connor, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:10, archived)

"is just brown and water"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:10, archived)

wa hooo

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d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:16, archived)

i say!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:16, archived)

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