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#
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Gnnnnn
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:45, archived)
# This is slightly disturbing.
But I like it.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:53, archived)
# This reminds me of a calendar I was going to make
There still might be time
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:53, archived)
# NO GRONK
2008 IS NEARLY OVER
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:00, archived)
# FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# IF YOU THOUGHT THIS YEAR SUCKED, 2009 IS GOING TO BE A REAL SHITFEST
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:28, archived)
# The calendar is called "celebrity shitter"
and each month has a different celebrity taking a dump and doing fingerpistols at the camera.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:44, archived)
# PEOW, PEOW
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:09, archived)
# GNNNNNNN
UNGghhhh

PEOW!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:43, archived)
# GET TO DA SHITTAAAAA!!
Heh heh - I likes this... *clickeroooo*
:D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 6:21, archived)
# Smash Monkey, I miss you

(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)
# hahaha??????
hitler does not like beadle?-or DOES!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Hitler bloody loves 25% of all Beadles
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Haha
BEEEEEDAL
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:46, archived)
# YOWZA
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:54, archived)
# awww
 
I MISS DEMAND A CABINET
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Another of Colin Chapman's crazy automobiles
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# HOW CRAZY IS IT
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)
# A LOT
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)
# It also goes TOO FAAAAAAAST!!!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:52, archived)
# HAHA!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)
# hahaha!
clicks... this is so ace
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 4:38, archived)
# IT'S FREAKING ME THE SHIT OUT ALL TO FUCK
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Lotus Eteefs
wiv der eyeballs ov speed
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
[challenge entry] it's him again
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# haha I quite like alan carr hes quite a funny
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I'm not
keen on him...at all!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Its the voice isnt it
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:54, archived)
# and
the face
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:54, archived)
# and the words that come out of it
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:01, archived)
# and the head and bosy it's attached to.
and the fucking essernce. he's a cunt, through and through. in fact, i'd go so far as to say that he's one celeb i would genuinely track, hunt and kill.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Im emerging out of lurking
to agree with this comment X1000

I hate his stupid little onion face.

No matter how funny he is, it doesnt stop me hating him like dogs hate cats.
Dont like Justin Lee collins much either.

In short - friday night project = PAIN for me
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)
# relax, it's ok
he's not funny at all.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:11, archived)
# knob
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Does my head look small with this tie?
Edit: speaking of heads...



Not worth its own thread
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Bleeeh!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# bwahahahaha
that shit is messed up.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# PHWOOAR!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)
# AAAA
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Actually that IS worth its own thread...
This, roastypea, isn't...

(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:24, archived)
# What a fine beef heart
Mr Zoot-Horn Rollo, hit that long lunar note, and let it float.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# abba
zabba!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Hah
A tined tear drop
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# unfortunately
you must have had to look at his stupid face for a long stupid time making that ;)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# it was
hard I admit
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# who
is he?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# You can't beat
a little head
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I dont know why,
but this image simutaneously terrifies and amuses me.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Young Hannibal and peas
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:11, archived)
# 'ning
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I like that
a mysterious adventure
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Awwwww
lovely.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:53, archived)
# YAYAYAY
Bunnies floatin away in balloons happily!
*clickety clickety*
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Looking nice aloft . . .
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Yay......
Happy candles.....
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Thank you . . . oh unseen one !
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Arf...!!!
Just been looking for cake or candle..... But then found the VIALIN I made for you last year.....!!!! have it again..!!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I like to play with it !
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Nappycnadlenoodles
and goodnight

(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Nappy nap back at cha !
Schweeeeeet Bubble wrap !
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Happy b3taday Matey! :)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Cheers . . . will do !
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
# candles!!!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Yay . . . I need the heat !
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# !!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I'm as surprised as I can be . . . Thank y'all !
And have a Meowy Catmas !
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# SHAKE IT BABBY!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Shaken it here boss !
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# You can have a bit of this


My=your :^P
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Thanx . . . I'll feed my head !
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# *releases happy balloon*
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Happy two too . . . ta !
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
#
 

 
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Best clown act goin' !
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:24, archived)
# I am very happy
about this picture
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Meeeeeeeestyicaaaaaaaaaal
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I see a lot of things in there.
Crocodyle, Yoda, Furtive, Goatse, a hare, a skull, Darth Vader, an used condom...

Edit: May be my next wallpaper.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Beautiful.........
These would make a fantastic picture book for children of all ages......they really stimulate the imagination
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# yay!
this pic is full of bloonywoo
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Made a Christmas card for my Dad

He likes films

Happy Christmas b3ta :)
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Same to ya pilgrim !
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Its Toucan time


Sorry the pub was dead and i had to drink on my own.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# hahahaah
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I loved that game
so much
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# So did I
"Shake it baby"
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Hahaha


(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# haha woo!
*kicks bubblegum, chews ass*
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# But youre all outta ass
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# ho hum
*kicks bubblegum*
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# bubbleass
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I have skipped a lot of college classes to play this game.
And porn...

...well, it was 1997, interweb porn was something new to me :^P
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# done pullin'strings
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Strung out . . .
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Piong piong bam bam take that you varmit!
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I'm a frayed knot!
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# As long as you don't fret about it.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# are you trying
twine me up?
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Well, I don't want to sound board...
but bassically, violince is all I know.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# don't be an
f-hole
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Just cellout.
I'm sure we can all be rosinable.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Your expecting the other punners
to just bow out?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# If they can't pluck up any new ideas...
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# It's just a case of tuning into the punnage zone.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# So that's the score is it?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Yes, little else to note.
No way of fiddling it either.

Off to drink beer, g'night all.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Why oh fucking why
do I think of goatse when I see those? I suppose the holsters represent the genitals, and their "arms" do look like they are reaching behind a bit.. but.. jusy WHY?! DAMN YOU GOATSE, YOU RUINED MY INTERNET!!1
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# You are broken.
Please return to the factory for reorientation.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# goatse and other such 'shock' internet memes will pass into distant memory before to long
as we and the internet evolve, Christ it's been ten years for me now; and longer for many others; the first generation! Will we recall memories like looking at pictures of how we dressed in the seventies and eighties, sort of thing, or rather dull comparisons of how at first 'all was like a ZX81 on a day off'?

Time will tell
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I am in my 15th year of internet
what the fuck are you talking about?
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Good for you
you appear to take it for granted, with that remark which is what I was trying not to do

Then again I may be tired and babbling nonsense, i've been photographing a Kestrel all weekend
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Are Kestrels particularly tiring
compared to other predatory birds?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I guess it depends how much camera and lens you have in your hands
and if it decided to spend much of the time I was there up a tree
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Proper heavy camera then.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# half an hour left
make the most of it, people!



(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# ok - this again then :)
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# nobody got this the first time
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# unt
du bist mine sofa.

Gunther....whip it on me!

Wow, Zappa nd Beefheart references in one page. Funkadelic anyone? Primus?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:13, archived)
# It could all have turned out so differently.

(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# ooh, Redexes are different in this new FF!
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Ain't my doing, guv.
Must be that them thar interweb.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Oh, it was just slow, I was just distracted.
I like the last pane a lot.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# That was the one I put least effort into :)
But thanks anyway :)
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# yeah
they look to me like a little white Domo without eyes, and a folded over head
(kind of a stretch I know)
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# yeh i spotted that
didn't like it
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Hahahah fucking spot on
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
# logical
lolz
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Well . . . Yaaaaaaaaa . . .
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Hahaha
I did wonder why they bothered with that Buddhist lark, 'on the inside' of the matrix; I can just imagine some enlightened battery on the robot's farm..

This is rather ambient btw in a separate tab as you surf the web
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# this is my favorite b3ta post for today
...so far :D
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Why thank you.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# hahaha real lol moment
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
if I was a mod...
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# We'd all be doomed.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# ...to awesomeness
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# That's what I meant, yes.
Looking forward to your holiday then?
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# It's kind-of already started.
We have family here this evening and it's very cheerful. But yeah, looking forward to the UK, just a little anxiety about the first couple of days because everything will be closed and we won't be able to get around. But it's going to fun regardless.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Sounds good :D
If I had the money I'd be up there myself in a few days. Kk seemed really upset that I couldn't make it :[

I'm gonna head off to bed now. I need my beauty sleep, as I'm sure you're all aware ;]
'Night!
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# reminds me of an old one i did...
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)
# haha!
woo :D
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# ARF!
Spoon is not
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Max felt that it was important to know the reason behind things.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Best book EVER
I aspired to become a wild thing as a small child
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Very well put !
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# This book is the reason I wanted to be an illustrator from the
age of four.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# And you are!
I like it a lot, although he did not deserve his dinner, the little bugger.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I've not seen this before.
I will have to have a looky, what is the title?
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Where the wild things are.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# magic, ta :)
There's a lot of good books I missed when I was a kid, trying to make sure my sporelings (and me too!) get to read them :D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Seems I had a sheltered childhood
I don't remember this book at all.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Buy it.
It is the second best illustrated work in the world ever.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# ^that
Seriously, it is quality bedtime reading, even for small children
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Go on then,
Let's see if you have real taste.

What is #1?
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# 'The tiger who came to tea' off the top off my head
though I suspect you're about to remind me of some gem i've left out Mr Manly ;)

And happy Christmas if we don't bump into each other nearer :)
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Ooh!
That is good, but I was going to say The Doubtful Guest, by Edward Gorey.

I think that it is a clear winner.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Oh, and, of course, anything by Anna Currey
/required.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Not come across that
looks like a good read, hurled in the DIY manor, when one wants to get on with things
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# *click*
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# MY FAVORITE SWEEET.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Another wanna bat be . . .
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)
# That looks a little like Magneto's helmet
probably rather than control metal he can control people's noses.

woo btw Valin.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Aahahahahahaa . . . your reply is funnier than the post !
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# BATWAN
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# heh heh
*gets club*
*fancies fur coat*
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# If there's enough left over . . .
I need a hand muff . . .
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
# hmmmmm
we might have to do her as well
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Bad, I know......

Sideshow Bob, inspiration this feature in newsletter...

thecatalyst.typepad.com/the_catalyst/famous-people-cats/

(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# sideshow bobert smith?
i hear he loves cats
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# If he harms those kittens in any way
he is seriously going to be damaged by the heroic power of looking very serious and sternly at my monitor

/Defcon One
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Freaky . . . for sure . . .
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# *deploys rakes*
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Hahahah!
I couldn't tell who it was until I saw the source!
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
#

check the filename for ris antidote
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Now eye get it . . .
took me a while to unfocus . . .
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Do you actually get this?
if so help out us poor souls who are RISin' like the buggery down here looking up to you and custard on that ivorytowerpedestal :P

I've checked the filename btw still don't understand!

damn I had to Google it - all this trouble, grumble, grumble, grumble.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# It is an eye disease that inhibits one from seeing the centre of what they are looking at . . .
kind of like the opposite of bad periphrial vision . . .
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# yep
it's a crap pun I know, but I always think of it instead of processors etc. when I see an AMD logo.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Yes I ended up Googling the filename
effort, copy&paste, grumble, grumble, grumble...
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Eye see what you did there . . .
murfurgurggled . . . .
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I don't do pedestals
just odd/perhaps aspergerish jokes that just fly over most people's heads sometimes

(this one has been lodged in my brain for years, so I thought I would do a bit of surgery and get it out)
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Well if you got to knock out one
then that's fine by me - just clean the carpet when you're finished there's a good lad ;)
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I get your drift . . .
*ducks*
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# What new biscuit is this?
;)

although it is a little RIS (help)
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# sorry, another one beats me too
i'm off to bed i can't take all the thinking i'm having to do tonight. cheers custard and goodnight.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Processor manufacturer
and recent acquirer of major video hardware manufacturer....

in between three dots....


RIS?
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# psst
filename
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Is this an optician's gag?
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Kind of . . . yes . . .
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# as a blind person,
I find this offensive
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# i don't know what you're talking about
i always use lynx to read b3ta
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Can wild cats read?
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# not iyam cats
remember?.........:)
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# He tries SO hard just to be liked!!

But the world considers him just too soft!
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# oh wendy knows what you mean
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# does anyone else really really hate iplayer?
or is it just me?
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I like it apart from when it fucks up.
So yes, I hate it too.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# it just seems to take far longer to work even than youtube
and it freezes my browser while it gets it's shit together
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)
# reminds me, they stole ideas from
torrent
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
# they subverse major dominance of large internet service providers
along with their destructin of freedom of open source programming.
they are partial evil, in its purest form.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)
#
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# *sigh*
I love you, baby
*swoons*

edit : nigella is a dirty girl
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00g6txr/Nigellas_Christmas_Kitchen_Series_2_The_Big_Freeze/
vodka, sommink else and creme del li che
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# no problems for me.
although don't try and download stuff, it's crap and dumps a thingy in your whatsit that's hard to get rid of.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# i can't stand having thingys in my whatsit
it's almost as bad as when doohickeys get under my bimbler
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# you're not wrong
i'm a matyr to my bimbler
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Well, I'm not going to eat him if he's drenched in salty tears.
Woo
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# spunk on the other hand....
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I don't eat spunk if it's drenched in tears either
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# No,
he has spunk on his other hand.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# .. drenched in tears
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Nothing beats a good old wank-and-cry
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# fucking hell
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
#
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# *sadfaces*
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# hahaha
I would have been RISin' like hell but for the link you provided.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Hahah, oh dear.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# hahahahah
poor old Ugly
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
ahahahahahahaha
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# you and the lord are't related, are you?
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# no sir
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I demand a DNA test
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# i would shop that
but it's late
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# what image would you use for me?
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# i was thinking of a dna molecule sitting an exam
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# heh
right, i'm off... two hours of driving ahead of me. g'night all
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# So full of win.
*clicks*
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# No wonder he looks so upset
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Dunkable.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# not singularly
despite what micto says most woosome, he knows nothing.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Someone sent me a message with regard to JJ
what has occurred?

Did I miss something?
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# i've no idea
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# PROOF!
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
#
r
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Howls!
Howls of derisive laughter.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# i've stopped scrolling down this far
so i haven't read this and so i'm not responding to it
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# this is
lots of fucking ace
i quite like nice biscuits. you need at least two to count as a proper biscuit, though
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# ^
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# That head piece is snazzy !
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I saw it as emo hair.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# It is a face hugger
sporting its winter coat.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# It was meant to be Emo Hair
using Killerkitti's link for the hair tutorial - I fail at Photoshop Hair.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# it's a shame
especially so near to christmas
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# A biscuit is for snacktime not just for Christmas!
If only people who have a heart - sorry that's Jammy Dodgers with the heart shape ;)
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# yay for biccies ! even miserable ones
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Glub . . . glub . . .
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# :(((
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# aw poor sad
it cryin
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# He won't be home for a while, Marge


(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
christ
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I want to click
more than once for this one!
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Yes . . . there is no end to it . . .
Hoop-a-Loop !
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# pearo from a couple yrs back
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# The stuff that bad dreams are made of . . .
Yuuuuuuuuumuck !
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# i recognise that yellow bloke
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I'll take ham, if you don't mind :)
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)
# You ever heard of
"The simpsons cartoon studio" programme... it was utter tosh frankly, but If I still had it It'd be a mine of freely-nickable source animations
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Never heard of--but good sources are nice to find
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# howls
perpetual homer
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?

(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Victory Fly-bys off the coast of Japan, August 1945.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# needs a fiddle with you levels/curves
but otherwise woo!
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# i think i know what you mean...
the haziness on the star destroyer works, makes it look huge... it's just the gunship that looks not quite right
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I think it's the high contrast of the original pic.
Needs to be in the gunship too

Wait...what am I saying?

Mmngmghmnghmgnh

/remediocres
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# it's a tricky 'shop
there's a ship in deep background that's similalry grey to the star destroyer, but there's not much of it to give the viewer clues to match them.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# the highlights on the star destroyer make it look too much like a model imho
god, if i wasn't so tired or squiffy, i'd have just said 'woo'


sorry
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I agree on the destroyer in the background being spot-on

but the gunship needs to have a high contrast, just as the batteship
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I think it would look nice with some lovely glitter.
maybe some sparkly hearts.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Lens flare baybeeeeee!
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# tis tricky
a shadow/reflection under the flying saucer thingy might help sort out its relative position a bit, assuming it is in the foreground
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# flying saucer thingy?
jesus wept, get this man some Star Wars DVDs, stat.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# pish!!!
i will not be tempted into geekiness, for god's sake if i was told a couple of years ago i'd go anywhere near a forum, chat board thingy i'd hit hit whoever said it with a spade or very large spork. it's a flying saucer, they are all flying saucers.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# aha
the destroyer is supposed to be deep background?
needs a little more haze on it, and the other ship it too tonally similiar so it brings it forward
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# i'll try and have a tinker with it tomorrow
still got the layers
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# good lord
you guys really need to get out more
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Out where?
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# why?
also: i'm mentioned in your profile! :D
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# indeed you are
you did a little 16x16 gif of me many years ago :)

Unfotunatey it may now be lost along with my old hosting agreement :(
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# ta da!
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# yay yay yay!!
I feel special :)
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# There's an outside now?
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# i don't believe it exists
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# actually
and speaking personally, it's nice once in a while to get a bit of constructive feedback. i'm still far from any good but everything i have learnt is by trial and error and tips from the board.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# ^this, in spades
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Yay . . . the Aliens win again !
The Day The World Flew By
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# 'the aliens v the japanese'
i would pay to see that
unless it featured mothra
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Let's call Hollywood . . . I'll split it with ya !
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Well now...
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Look out,
there's a monster in the window in the top left
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# aha
this is prodge69's spare account :)
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Hah!
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# keeps out the howlies..
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# i thought smurfs were traditionally blue
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# why am i looking at your statue?
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# too subtle?
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# yup
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# right hand...
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Nope. Nada.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# there isn't one ???
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# and?
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Erm....
I know it's shit, but I left the bird finger intact.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# What?
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# link the sauce, it's the only way
sorry, it's late, it's sunday and subtle is far too subtle :)
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Here's the original hand...


I cloned out the ring, index & little fingers to leave the middle finger so King Kam would be tellin' all observers to fuck off...
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# it was far to subtle
it's a pity the rest of the hand blended into the arm, it lost it's effect a bit. bloody shame really, i hate that when it happens to me. bet you were sitting there screaming fools it's bloody obvious, what's wrong with you? or words to that effect.
cheers for the sauce, all is revealed :)
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# what bird?
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# i think we be dealing with a merkin
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# we're going to look sooo stupid in a minute, when all is revealed
no change from usual really.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Well, I'm not hanging around waiting for it to happen

goodnight boys
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# very
you've beaten me
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Seriously though...
You painted and decorated the SHIT out of that.

How much for my living room?
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# spaaaaaaace wombat
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# hahahaha
least shit bandwagon ever!
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I bet he knows where it's at . . .
yeah yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaah !
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# he would be welcome on the meerkat space station
he's an amiable chappie
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)

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