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# arrrrrghhh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Fucking hell.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Aaargh!
Get him, Fang!


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# is that what they look like when you feed them after midnight?
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Awwwww thats lovely
On a different note, who did the sneezing panda .gifs, Happytoast?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# c_kick
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Still the top ten of best things on b3ta ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# they are the top ten. in their entirety.
i think he made ten, almost anyway.....*rambles*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Small animal party



Click for bigger (79 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of the Neville's cat?
Just kidding, woosomely done!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# awwwwwwww
*pets*




*searches band aid*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Basil Brush?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)
# awww!
But people don't realise how big they can get

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# what the fuck was that before the shop?
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# It was a long time ago
but I'm guessing it was a honey badger
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# !!What the deuce?
what was that before hand?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I wish that vodkafiend bloke was around.
He'd like that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Holy Buggering Salamanders™!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# is it a fish finger?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Perhaps its not so useless.....
(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# where can i order?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I'll take eleventy two!
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# nicely
one thing i've never been accused of is being a subtle wanker, i say if you're going to be a wanker make sure everyone knows about it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# posts and runs...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Chahner in yer'and.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# HOLY SHITTING CUTTLEFISH!
Well shopped, but AARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Yeah, you'd better run!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# this is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# ahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Ha!
Surprisingly creepy XD
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# i've met them in real life
and they are. they really are.

the pair of them killed a bottle of whisky before even going on stage though, so fair play
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Thats how they make the pain go away,
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# they never wanted to be seperated
but the surgeons and 'society' insisted.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# *Fires homing spanging pans* THERE IS NO ESCAPE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Phil and Suzanne fron The Human League!!!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
It is!

Right I'm off then

Good weekend all!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# You too, guv'nor!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# adios JS
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# O HAI POPLAR CHUCKELZ
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Suddenly completely fucking useless
(RagsMahone, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# lol
Well at least he'll get laid.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I'm a bit confused
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Thank fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# We know:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# and unable to use Google News
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/jan/16/boy-george-sentenced-handcuffing-male-escort
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Ahhh, it's useless because he'll be in jail
That's quite clever ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# RISings here too..
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I wondered when these would start :)
I was going to do one involving a prison shower room,
but didnt fancy trolling gay websites looking for a naked man bending over.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# You could just look in your browser history
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Bloody good idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# :)
office nose snigger.



/ Racist
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# GAZ me
I've got the entire 'back' catalogue
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# he's going down
again
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# and again
and again
and again
and again
and again
and again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
Carlsen told the jury he only escaped after wrenching the fixture free, but was beaten with a chain by the singer as he fled into the street in Shoreditch, east London. In an apparently accidental allusion to Culture Club's 1982 No 1 hit Heather Norton, for the prosecution, asked the jury during the trial: "Did he really have to hurt him?"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Similiarly

(RagsMahone, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# i know Real photos are shite etc - but this made me laugh!!!


100% real - £181 for a screw driver!!i think someone's taking the piss!! :D

in other news i'm listening to a very good song by Koit called "Going"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Hello :D

I'm not an abuser, go me!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# yay
i saw yesterday you were cleared and said yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I know
I just like saying it ;)

T'was the only reasonable outcome, but it's still a massive relief, and somewhat of a surprise. Whatever that says about my company I don't know, but it's probably correct ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Hahaha
That's some bargain you got there!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# hahah
really is! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# My sister in law would buy a trayful
not because she needs it. Because it's such a "bargain".
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# well it is a bargin
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# bargain!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# really is!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# 'ray
I liked things with ratchets in them when I was a kid. They were great to play with (whiiiiiz...clack-clack-clack-clack-clack) and you could say 'rat shit' in public without getting in trouble. It's good to see shops making these affordable for the kiddies of today.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# good for all the family!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# DAMN!
why didn't I hang on a just a few days
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# hehehhe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# It's probably where NASA goes shopping for tools....
nicely, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Or, at the other end of the scale...
Amazing price cuts. Was £3.20, now only £3.20!!
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Hurrah!
Does Koit's song rhyme with "Boing" or "Doing"? Or...errrm...."Going"?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Similarly unshopped.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Ninjary Nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# *loves*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Throw them at to!

EDIT: I haven't had Dairylea for years, probably coz it's processed crap but I miss biting the end off and squirting it into my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Visualising what you meant there
first made my teeth tingle, then upset my OCD tendancies

Well done that man ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# You want weird
I have a physical revulsion to running my hands over dry, rough wood (an old wooden spoon for example).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I don't get enough deadly in my diet, I'll take 5.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# hahahaha
I like to throw a DairyLea throwing star in with my scrambled eggs. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] It's health and safety gone mad!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# hee hee
that gives me an idea...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# At last I've been waiting for ages for those. Woo.
I only went and did another dump! What a madcap life I lead. YOu may as well call me river 'two poos' ghost!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Good god o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I say old boy
jolly good metabolic rate you have yourself there.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Damn fine movement too
Managed to get through the entire letters page of TNT magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# after my trips to new york i was managing 3 or 4 a day. i think my body was trying to tell me i ate too much...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# You need a poo blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I'll let you know if anything develops:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# They are 0.12mm too long mate.
*Rings the nail police*

Also: Woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# very handy things
saves having to self blunt them, always a chore, to hopefully avoid splitting timbers. a blunt nail crushes its way into wood rather than forcing the grain apart with its pointy bit. fact
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# You've scuppered me with science
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# sorry
probably the only thing of any use my carpenter dad ever taught me, that and how to sharpen a knife.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I was just going to say that too
you beat me to it.

We spent ages blunting nails
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# hahaha
inspired :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# ...by you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I know :D
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
# For Mstandot...

Edit: Hope you don't mind? You did gone and remind me of someone. PS Sheffield rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Sheffield does indeed rock.
If I'm correct, I think Stan's about a mile or so away from where I'm from. Something like that anyway.

This is well woo, I hope he likes it. I bloody would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Where you from?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Nether Edge, originally.
Perhaps I'm mistaken then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# About 3 miles or so.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I should be shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Nah,
I did once live about a mile away from Nether Edge, so you're technically coerrect.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# This is good
I really didn't want the Cap'n to be shot
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# You!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Me!
*enjoys*

Edit: What have I done to deserve all the hugs?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Why do you need to have 'done' something?
Don't you want the hugs anymore? :'(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Oh yes
It's a rare day when it occurs to you that you have too many hugs!

Just curious if there was a special reason :)
I'm all tired and hurty, but I went for a nap before and couldn't settle, then had to go on a mouse rescue...so here I am, back at the computer again...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Awww.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# tis cold here today though


also, when is this lunchy thing planned for? i finish my exams on the 6th i think and i need to go to london to buy a frock coat before the 20th
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# :D Nesh.
edit: I don't know. Somewhere inbetween the 6th and the 20th?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# good thinking batgirl
how much do you think a frock coat would cost a man about town? £60+?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# More like at least a ton, probably.
I reckon, anyway.

Back in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# hmm.... we shall have to have a look.
it'll be a bit tricky finding one that isn't uber gothy.

i decided that an 80s fancy dress party is the perfect excuse to buy myself the coat of my dreams :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Whut?
Nice shoppery!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Worksop sir!
Hope you don't mind the pic ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Nah,
I have my face on here all the time ( and some other extremities too)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# heaven preserve us, yes you do...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I have a picture of myself waiting to post.
Not a nekkid one though, a joke to another b3tan, when he's around.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I'm happy to have only turned up on here in zombie form
and one other time heavily disguised by youth, i.e. a pic from school.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# thats because we're not wearing pith helmets and bright redcoats.
/ac



that told you....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# You swine, sir!
Have at you!

Edit: How about orange trousers? :)


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# So does Ninj...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahaha...
That still makes me laugh, you rotter :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# ARGH
Correct it with hammers
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# \o/
"buy me a pint or ELSE!"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# *trembles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# You Again!
*double hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I've just realised...
He could've put me in a picture with Roseanne Barr!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Now, you really wouldn't want that to happen, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Not really.

*tries to break the internets*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# YOU ARE ENTERING A STEEL TOWN OF PAIN
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Derek Draper and Labour List


This is my first CDC is aaaages, but I wanted a real attention-getter to let you chaps know that Derek Draper wants you to create material for his New Labour not-a-blog, but he is not to be trusted:

Labour List - a warning to all potential contributors

He has proven himself willing to treat you - and your work - like dirt.

I've gone so far as to clearly state a policy that even if he finds something of mine and likes it, that he doesn't have permission to use it on his website.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# oooh
polotix
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# no more than
any warning about not trusting The Daily Sport or The Daily Mail etc., but I'll climb down from the soap box now anyway. There's an afternoon to enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# he's a meanie!

fight the power matey!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Great Blog
Has he replied to that last message yet?
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# yep
post has just been updated

short version: he doesn't care what I think or say about it... despite his earlier waving b3ta output about as the kind of thing he's after. Again, his research is full of FAIL. There's maybe a dozen of so people who hang out at b3ta who do the kind of thing he's after on a regular basis, and I'm one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)
# **Goes to read**
WTG for showing him up, BTW ^_^

EDIT: "i can't even be bothered reading this email it is too long" seems to sum up his mentality... no wonder he can't respond to his own comments list!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# He sounds like fun
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/128061.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# He looks so confused...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# WAH!
ADBLOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# KILL IT IN THE FUCK!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# So THAT'S what my leg got up to on holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Fur! Give it fur,
Then it will be cute and lovley!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# its the mother of all foam shrimps
you know the mainstay of the pic and mix
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# As in the "Mother of all wars"?
or Maternally speaking?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# well as in the queen shrimp that gives birth to them
but both apply
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Shotgun not trying to milk it
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Oh dear god
I think I'm in love with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry] ning
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Useful for those with OCD
Who have to double-check that the lights are off...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Light goes off
Light goes off...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# light goes off
light goes off
light goes off
light goes off
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# This picture...
turns me on!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# pfft
how silly! compo it!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# So I'm messing about in photoshop, when I suddenly ask myself
ALL TOGETHER NOW!



CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Why is it always dark in your pictures of rain?

EDIT bugrit I was going for the c-c-c-combo breaker there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Why is my winkle on inside out?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# because it's a flower
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# *falls off the sofa trying to confirm this*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Don't you have mirrors in your house?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# So that boys can enjoy it without being gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I think they're gay anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Who?
Boys?

No. You're thinking of girls. All girls are bisexual. I read it in a magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# No, they're all bisexual once they've met me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Of course.
If I were a girl I'm sure I'd be bisexual for you.

In fact, if I were a girl, I'd be absolute filth.

If I were a girl ...

I'm just off to the toilet. Back in 5 - maybe 10 mins.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Why is it always plastic wrapped in your images?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Why is the rain never horizontal in your "bloody horizontal rain" pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Is that Zach Braff
the mean angry drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I'm only happy when it rains.
I'm only happy when it's complicated.
And though I know you can't appreciate it.
I'm only happy when I'm a toddler trapped outside a sinister church yard alone in the dark .
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# ^ Why don't you lot fuck off nicking my comments!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Chocolate labrador
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# *chorltes*
*awards prize for first chocolate-based compo entry*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Heheheh
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# heheh
Barbie?

here you go:


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# hahahahah, you loon :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# heheh
I had just finished mine

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# And if it licks its danglies
it'll poison itself?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Yay
It's a chocolate fire guard
I mean dog
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# "What Happens When Horror Creatures Mate"
Episode 3: The Blob and Cujo
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Now THAT I would pay to see
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# the fluffy remake was a hit :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# He's meeeeeellltiiiing!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Smile! Just the once...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I
might as well have one of these. One blurred photo with the heads cut of is much better than the 30-odd I usually end up with
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Hahaha
delete feature!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Did you actually shop this?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Only the '1'
and took an 'S' off the word pictures.

Took me ages an'all.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Ahhhh
Subtle!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Time well spent
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Nope
They actually made these, and single use digital camcorders!

Just you needed to take to a photo lab to get the photos from it... or google a DIY method.
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# doodles


more bumblr
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# That's very nice, and I like yellow so it's doubly good for me.
*cultivating her bad mood for the work Christmas do tonight*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Oh fuck
is it Christmas again already?

Gets earlier every year.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Ugh
Simon Fox/Paul B Edwards/John Moloney

I've heard of one of those, and he's not funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Oh, you're actually having paid entertainment?
that's quite swish
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Nah, we're going to Jongleurs.
Which I suppose we did have to pay for. Pittance, though. Unsurprising.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Don't sit at the front or you will get picked on
and then you'll have to stab his eyes out with your fork
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I shall be sulking at the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Jonglers in Watford?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Oxford.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# yays!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# kittykat :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# oh hell yeah! I love that cat!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# oooh that cat can see right up her skirt
this is veh nice.
(Obamanable Snowman, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# "something about pussies*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Sweetness :)

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Brill as ever.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# jolly nice
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# that's chuffing ace
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Awwww
love you man.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] hospital bill to follow
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Dear Happytoast (or someone else)
Please to be animating this.

Lots of Love
Barbarossa.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I is
already workin on it
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Good man!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# hahah
and if you didn't have brittle bone disease before...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Soooo dangerous!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Hey fatty boom boom
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)
# This picture angers me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# NOT ENOUGH WORDS
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Gah.
Please you I cannot.
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# How did you get that photo of me at breakfast?
*checks for cameras*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# aww, the hair's not so bad!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Not now that I've applied some mousse to it
Now I look like Brendan Frasier in the Mummy films.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I open b3ta in a very small window... as i only saw the very top of that image it looked very NSFW so I adblocked straight away...
was it NSFW? (I'm not saying it was, it's just I cant take any risks :D)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# definitely
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# whew.... thank the heavens I keep this in a tiny window most of the time :P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Pretty much SFW
but keep it adblocked IMO
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# what actually was it?
edit: all ahs been made clear
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# a pic of Billy Robbins
the half ton son
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Kind of
A fat bird pouring sauce on her buns is NSFAnyone
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Thats a bloke
He featured on a television programme about fat fuck americans recently.
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I didn't
stick around long enough to examine.

It has boobs though!?
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# 90% of the population then?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# bird?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Bird
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bird/
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# hahaah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# :(
was it really that time again.


(must stop clicking on things)
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Plane?
No it's....

Still eating??????
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# only if you're working at weight watchers
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Did I see this picture on BarryBoys t'other day?
In WCMUT I think?!?

EDIT: going by your sig, I'm assuming you are a BB regular!
(AMadDayYes, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Tis I.
Guybrush.
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Penny drops.
Afternoon squire.

Have been lurking round BB of late. Must get back in to finding some sheds!
(AMadDayYes, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Cunted in the fuck
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# LOTS OF WORDS
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)
# My Lawyers win!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)
# AAARGH!
It's a stick-up!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Bertha, lovely Bertha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)
# SOMETIMES I THINK YOU'RE A DREAM
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# When we work out what we want to do...
...you can always get the goods out, etc.

I never figured out why they didn't program the thing to make another Bertha and double their output.

And another thing. Where did the software for TOM come from, eh? T'choh. Bloody Woodland Animation - no sense of realism.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Haha
Get a Chockablock instead.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Chockabloke checking in

should have been Chockabird or Chockachick instead of Chockagirl
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I used to like that girl off playschool that did it
Carol Something
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Carol Decker?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Carol Leader according to wiki
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# 2nd Google image result
looks like she's about to do a Sharon Stone-style flash.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# T'Pau?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# T'you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Chockachick sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)
# the hard drinking sexy star of kids tv
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Thats most of them isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# o_(o)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)
# TEXT ON A...
nothing?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)
# WORDS!
but highly entertaining words nonetheless...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)
# BERTHA!
Sometimes I think you're a dreeeeeeam
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)
# argh words!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I don't mind the words
but saving them in gif would prevent the tears of blood I'm crying
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# you should have used the staples and not the glue
I've warned freebs. I really have.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I'm just testing both products
glue in left, staples in right. Tomorrow I'll switch.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I've completed extensive tests: cocktail sticks work best
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# It was only when I saved
That I realised my mistake. Word was long since closed down.

Only steers and queers use gif anyway.
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] At last! An end to mobile phone misery
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# But that's really useful.....
I've got one in my house!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I read "MOUSES" so I had to make it :(
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] this catalog is amazing

yes, scrails. 'news' would ofcourse not catch on.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha
Jewson will be hiring you soon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Hahaha
EDIT: Do they have "Safety Nails", without those nasty sharp points on the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Rivets?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# These will take the West Midlands construction industry to a new level!
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=birmingham%20screwdriver
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Haha
My grandad used to have a toolkit that pretty much comprised one big claw hammer, known as "Tommy's screwdriver".
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Affectionately known in my house
as a Manchester Screwdriver
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Oi!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# hahahahahaha
now that's top
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)
# amazing
you're great
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Fastening Pins
Dontcher mean?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# ahem
*contolled*?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 2:08, archived)
# BA unveils new logo...

Edit: Thanks you lully peeps below *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Sir, this is wonderful.
:D

*enclickens*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Is that Liquid Horse?
In a bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# No
This is liquid horse
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)
# link fail
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Oh, the shame!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)
# n00b
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)
# That's pretty much shit hot!
Woo yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Looks more like go to work on an (hairy) egg!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# You won't get that on no plane, fool.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Superb
you crazy fool
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# that is all kinds of excellence!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I pity the fool
that don't understand abstraction
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)

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