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# quit looking at my cleavage
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:22, archived)
# *pukes*
titface

nicely done/woo!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:24, archived)
# hahahaaaargh
*delves*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:25, archived)
# My newest fantasy.
A simultaneous tit-wank and blowjob.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:28, archived)
# just how many facelifts HAS she had?
horrible and wonderful.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:28, archived)
# grosssssssssssssssssss
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:28, archived)
# it really is kinda gross, sorry.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:30, archived)
# I really feel like I'm missing out by not being able to see all the horrible horrible pictures that are here tonight.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:32, archived)
# it's a picture of my butt, after being plucked.
wearing a necklace and one of my old hamwigs.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:35, archived)
# HOTT
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:36, archived)
# hott like butt.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:51, archived)
# I could convert it
to ASS-cii
oh LOLOLOL!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:38, archived)
# She could also be a slot/vending machine
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:38, archived)
# LUMMIE!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Arghghh
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:58, archived)
# how bizarre
can it be milked ?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:52, archived)
# fantastic
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:51, archived)
# Very well shopped
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Good luck buddy...pfft.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:07, archived)
# stick it to the man!!
woo!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:08, archived)
# it says, 'Lick me' and it looks like thats what Dubya is doing.
*click*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:09, archived)
# It actually says 'Better than ME'
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Poor Georgie, he's such a bad sport.
Woo!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:12, archived)
# haha! Obama soon gets his revenge though!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:13, archived)
# ahaha!
heeeere's Barack!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:14, archived)
# this is wonderfully dark
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:16, archived)
# in it's place
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Racist.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:07, archived)
# FORE!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:16, archived)
# haha!
'it really hurts'
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:26, archived)
# ha!
woo :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:25, archived)
# wung


It's been ages since I had chance to post anything, but here's a short but oh so true story, filmed in dynamic twominutescribblevision. :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:57, archived)
# OH SHIT
This is great.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:58, archived)
# haha :D
you are bizarre and excellent
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:58, archived)
# :D
I love your stuffs :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:59, archived)
# running is a thing to do.
haha, lovely to see you back.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:03, archived)
# ta!
I plan to be back a bit more often soon :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:13, archived)
# good news!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:28, archived)
# Haha, drilled!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:06, archived)
# looked like such a innocent fun story
then it ends on a cock joke.
awesome
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:08, archived)
# TETSUO
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Kaaaaaneeeeedaaaaaaaa
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:13, archived)
# TETSUOOO
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:23, archived)
# KAAANNEEEEEDDAAAAAAAA
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Together we'll turn this world to rust
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:33, archived)
# someone 'borrowed' my copy of that
one of those unexpected never-ending borrows... It was only vhs though, so gives me an excuse to go DVD on it sometime :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:17, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Love the bloodings!
*spurt*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:16, archived)
# <3<3<3Destroy,<3<3<3
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Running is a thing to do.
Yayayay! Fantastic.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:58, archived)
# :D
all fear the intricate depth of my plot devices.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:24, archived)
# ouch
this is why running is bad
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:03, archived)
[challenge entry] LOLOLOLOLOL - Right, bed timez
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:50, archived)
# haha YES!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Night Jimz
:P
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I can't see any pictures here today
but I am guessing that you would like to see this

www.b3ta.com/links/Sexy_Sexy_People

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:53, archived)
# The top one looks like CGI, woah
right gotta goo
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:54, archived)
# WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SAYING THAT YOU HAVE TO LEAVE WHEN YOU REALLY DON'T LEAVE AT ALL.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:55, archived)
# LOLOLOLOL
Right, gotta go.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Never give your photo on b3ta if you're a complete and utter twunt!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:53, archived)
# STREWTH!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:54, archived)
# haha - bloody hell!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Alright, I think he's had enough.
He is a stupid bastard though.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Not fair
I didn't make it onto his ignore list
:(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:15, archived)
# apparently I am on riverghost's list now
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Compo it!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)
# haha
crikey
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:03, archived)
# haha, fantastic.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:21, archived)
# i guess i missed the night's drama.
fishnets and leather together? no.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:04, archived)
# hahahaaargh
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:06, archived)
# nice to meet you
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Nice to know you,
goodbye......

Do moreshit with teh blob guys :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:44, archived)
# You see you're All mouth Walrus man
And he's no dave trousers.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:44, archived)
# well hello there!
woo sir, woo :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Where on earth do you get the inspiration for such creative madness?
Wooooooo!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:47, archived)
# In this case...
the album cover for Wish You Were Here!

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:17, archived)
# ICE TO SEE YOU
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Utterly superb as usual :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:50, archived)
# excellente as ever
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:50, archived)
# A pleasure.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:58, archived)
# nice, but pink floyd were shit after syd buggered off.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:59, archived)
# I should spank you for that!
I think Syd were shit. Dark Side is the greatest album ever. Piper is impossible to listen to!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:19, archived)
# he is being ASSIMILATED
you pictures are amazing^win
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:12, archived)
# pink floyd rang
they said: woo
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:04, archived)
# Inspired by...
...Agent Muu's first FP. (check his profile)

Click pic for link to full animation
(if somebody has a way of making this into a small animated gif, that'd be ace. :) )


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Wow, thats pretty darn good
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Nice!
Making it into a gif shouldn't be too tricky
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:40, archived)
# .
I don`t have imageready... and there doesn`t seem to be anything else out there that works well.
(I used a freeware tool and the gif was uncompressed... over 1mb... :o )
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:46, archived)
# If you've got the individual frames
doing it in gimp should be fairly simple
each frame a new layer and that
Would have to make the physical size smaller but its do-able
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:49, archived)
# .
I already have the frames as bmp files at 35% resolution... might have to grab the gimp and see what it can do. (never even thought of it... doh!)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Or just look at mcbadgers down there \/
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:51, archived)
# I've just resized it to
500px. Removed all redundant frames and pixels and reduced the colours to 100. It is still perfectly watchable. it ought to be. It's 5MB :/
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:03, archived)
# woo!
what program did you use?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:42, archived)
# it's in my profile :)
people always ask after asking if it's for a game... ;)
anyway, it's 3dsMax + FinalRender
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:44, archived)
# woo!
that's fab :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:44, archived)
# wow!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:45, archived)
# cor!
I might have a bash at gif'ing it :D

'edit'


'edit the second'

most b3ta folk will know, but for those who don't, you can import quicktime vids to photoshop, optimise them there and get some decent results. : )
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:45, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:51, archived)
# a bittersweet end to such an enviable life
that is to say I like this alot!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I killed so many blobs last summer :(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Ha!
I could watch this all day.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Try doing it for 2 and a half months....
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:06, archived)
# hooray for WATER TORTURE :D
in all forms.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:24, archived)
# It may not be water
It could be kollidon 30 or kollidon VA64... I dont remember which it was
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:29, archived)
# ahhh
well now it all makes delicious polymeric sense.
*gargles*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:50, archived)
# haha! Superb!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)
# huzzah!
blue candy floss for that man!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I just re-installed 3ds max last week
but haven't had the time/patience to learn it. How long have you been using it for? Clearly a good amount of time for results as good as this!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:55, archived)
# on and off for a few years
just for fun. do some architectural renders now and again for a local firm which just about keeps me in software updates. :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:03, archived)
# fantastic
I think I'm going to have to spend a few weekends getting to grips with it!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Whenever I try that I just get blank frames
Any idea why?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:03, archived)
# are you importing a quicktime movie or an avi/mpg?
I don't think photoshop likes anything aside from .mov files.

I opened up bobmitch's video in after effects, exported it as a .mov then opened it up in photoshop (open video file as layers), and selected every 8th frame, lowered image size/colours etc
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Thanks! :D
That's gonna save me a hell of a lot of time. Until now I've captured individual frames using FX frame capture.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:07, archived)
# 'high fives'
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:08, archived)
# crikey
that's excellent
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Brilliant :) if only I had the skills... *sigh*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:56, archived)
# ha
for something like this it's 70% software, 25% idea, 5% skill.
and I nicked the idea. ;)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I'm still lacking the 5%!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:28, archived)
# very good work.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:05, archived)
# omg wow, this is amazing
is it vray?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:09, archived)
# hamazing
simply hamazing
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:06, archived)
[challenge entry] If only..
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Damn your timing!
woo though :-)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:13, archived)
# sorry sir!
didnt see your post before i uploaded! and ta :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:14, archived)
# That's ok, I'll repost it later.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:29, archived)
# dont let
panasonic see you.. he has eyes of a hawk for pearoasts
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:41, archived)
# oooh nicely
this is actually rather well done indeed
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Hahaha aces
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:14, archived)
# hahah the only ones i recognise (im aussie) are boris and maggie
who are the others?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Shit I didnt even recognise boris!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Cameron and Prescott
At first I thought Prescott was the only shopped one.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:18, archived)
# john prescott (bottom)
and david cameron. he int easy to make look like a lion!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:19, archived)
# top work all round
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Ahhhhhh the bullumic that forgot to chuck
didn't he belt someone as well?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:24, archived)
# ho ho
he got egged, so he clouted them. think thats what happened
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:31, archived)
# ummm
Sarah Jessica Parker on the top
and John Belushi on the bottom

I may be wrong on both of those
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:19, archived)
# could be..

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:33, archived)
# haha! He got his pie and lost it...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:27, archived)
# that well
makes me chuckle!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:34, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)
# hahaha!!
nice detail with the tinnie of bitter!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:56, archived)
# haha
John Smiths Nectar of the Gods!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:57, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!!!
I love this!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I know you've had enough of this, but
I decided to revise my "OMG FAQ!!1!" image a bit. Click for NSFW version.

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:12, archived)
# You've made these 2 very sad
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:14, archived)
# muhahahah
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:14, archived)
# monkeys just cant leave their junk alone!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:16, archived)
# which one is wanking?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:16, archived)
# The dog in the background
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:17, archived)
# i don't want to know why the fingers are shiny
i don't want to know why the fingers are shiny
i don't want to know why the fingers are shiny
i don't want to know why the fingers are shiny
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:17, archived)
# And this is why you're now on my ignore list
The NSFW is only NSFW if you have an electron microscope.
You are a joke and we're not laughing with you.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:41, archived)
# lolz
I guessed you'd pipe up at some point with some bullshit :-p
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)
# it went that way ...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:03, archived)
# crikey!
i just want to know what happens when you go through that door
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Handron Collider?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:06, archived)
# TO THE CRYSTAL DOME
Will you start the hands, please!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:13, archived)
# this is strange and good
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:49, archived)
# I AM A BEE THAT CAN FLY
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Have you been talking to epiphany tonight by any chance?
BEEDOGS DOT COM
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)
# indeed!
what a wonderful site
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)
# It was griffy something that showed it me
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Hahaahhahaha bee dogs!!!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Nothing better than a dog attached to a missile for laughs
as you log off, love you lovely people :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)
# 'waves'
: D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:01, archived)
# lies
but woo
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:14, archived)
# I knew it!!

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Hahaha, what?
And your username is ace.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# get weddy fow a suwpwise!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# demands media witch hunt
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:41, archived)
# What's a ritch hunt?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:44, archived)
# who cares..sleep time

play nice
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:47, archived)
# 'Night sir!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:48, archived)
# *gets torch*
*only has electric*

well I guess even mobs have to modernise at some point.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:45, archived)
# haha! hatstand :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# LOLWUT!?!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:48, archived)
# is bbc dir gen
he see weal wossy!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)
[challenge entry] more meh
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# That looks nothing like Indiana Jones.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Needs more drugs kate moss and dogs dressed as people dressed as food
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I was going to add Kate moss
but I was already losing the will to live.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:36, archived)
# add some dogs dressed as people dressed as food then :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Worst John Wayne ever.
Ever.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:35, archived)
# nothing like him..junkies don't have fat faces
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Nice tits
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:36, archived)
# I did tits this afternoon.
I think you saw them.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# was that when you acted like one?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# These are nicer
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# have you drawn the van damme arnie thing yet?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Nicely done :) Needs more Kate Moss though...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# not bad. was this done with that scan/stroke the lines method you were discussing with drbroon?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:52, archived)
# yes
it was but no scanning. Just pen tool, create path, stroke, delete path. repeat.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:54, archived)
# ah ok, i'm about to give that a go, i have a few images to scan first though.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:57, archived)
# try a simple brush setting
first like this, hard round

and just use that varying the brush size for the thickness of line you want.
After that when you have figured out what's what you can mess with brush parameters and see what lines you can come up with.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:03, archived)
# ta, (i'm using gimp so this all needs to be adapted)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:04, archived)
# *clickies*
Why is it these days when people suffer from addiction it is now allowed to laugh at them?
*double clickies*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Awww, fairies.


But what happens next? Find out (700kb), or have a smaller version (227kb) if you have a slow connection.

'Ning!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)
# :D
whunch'd
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Corr, 'whunch' is a good word.
Makin' me hungry.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Hmmm...
Sounds like some kind of compromise when you want to have lunch or a wank but you've only got time to do one.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Have a wank and eat it
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Haha!
Only around 60 calories a splat.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Why aren't you in charge of the country?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I'm too busy wanking
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:25, archived)
# wanker!
wanker
wanker
wanker

er...

wanker
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:40, archived)
# aw and i thought they were all going to bum each other.
nice stuff...is it tablet or genuine art&trade?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Drawn and coloured in on paper then scanned in.
Colouring was done with felt tips and colour pencils. The old brown papery effect is a texture overlaid digitally, from my own stock: www.b3ta.com/links/264074

I don't have a tablet. I might get one one day, but I've no real desire to just yet.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:10, archived)
# ah nice
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:11, archived)
# ^this
I figured it was leading to some sort of orgy.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:11, archived)
# i was very disappointed i got the tissures ready and clicked the really big version. :(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Fairies don't sex
they split in half like tribbles.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:12, archived)
# That shouldn't stop them enjoying the feel of each other...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:14, archived)
# spit in half!! BUMMING!! tissues please!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:15, archived)
# ouch
nice effective shading
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:10, archived)
# kill them with tiny hammers!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:15, archived)
# or with a diary
Terry Jones style.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:17, archived)
# I think this happens next
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Everyone, go home, the internet's over.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:22, archived)
# I laughed at this for over an hour earlier
Im not going to stop now :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Dogs dressed as people = sense
Dogs dressed as food = sense
People dressed as dogs = sense
People dressed as food = sense
Dogs dressed as people dressed as food = WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
# The little chubby arms make it
Its too good to be shopped

its just what the internet is for.
It wins everything :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Needs Clansoul faces instead of dogs.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:23, archived)
# *reposts the fastest ever*


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# *trying not to wake the house up with laughing*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Thats what I did when I first found it, the origional.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:26, archived)
# That would just ruin it
I saw the GMoS one :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# fucking hell!
this is killing me!! :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:28, archived)
# I searched for
chinese babies dressed as dogs dressed as ants dressed as gods dressed as bees with tattoos of obamas wifes left arm on their left middle toe

and that was the 2nd google image

The whole www.beedogs.com got out of hand over msn with my mate
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Sorry I had to go off and confer with the EU B3ta commission.
According to EU law this is 5746 kinds of lully.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:35, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# hahaha!
this is the classier sort of webcomic. woo!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Gnop gnop gnop
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# It's "gnops"
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Fine hand-i-work.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# gnops gnops gnops
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Pawn or Swidgeon?
Swidgeon or Pawn?

(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# MONSTER!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# yay! reflections are difficult
for me, at least

(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:56, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:57, archived)
# And yeah, this was my first ever reflection:
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# you are a vampire
aicmfp
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
I avoid mirrors as much as possible, they scare the fuck out of me.
So I wouldn't know ;]
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Excellent reflection even for a millionth effort
but the water skier looks somehow 'artificial'.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:03, archived)
# FLAP
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:06, archived)
# love you ssg
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)
# HAPPY INTERNETS ARE HAPPY
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Superior stuff!
Very well done indeed. You have, as they say, the talenz. Goodbye *sobs*
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)
# but yours is great!
moar, I say!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# PORN
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Raaaar
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Needs more tits
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# aww

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:13, archived)
# evnin all


Click for bigger (135 kb)

finally finished it, big tidy up now the house is a right mess
more stuff about it here
amoebaboy.blogspot.com/
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Fantastic work again :)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# why do you have all teh talent ?
well done that man !
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# ^This!
Save a little for the rest of us, eh?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# woo!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# woo!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# this brings back memories :D
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# is it going to take over the world?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Fucking hell, yes.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Now take some shots against a green screen so we can shop it to hell :-)
Woosome work sir!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# cut it out yourself
idle sod :)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# too true
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Need big resolution :-)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:56, archived)
# You are utterly amazing
I love and admire your stuff
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Hot piss!
Top woo!

But you've effectively halted all thread-starting for the next few hours because no-one will want to knock that off the top.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# sometimes you can spend hours, days, months even, making stuff
you post it on here and it gets knocked off by cdc's or limes or something.
its the nature of the beast.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:03, archived)
# True, that.
Have a Woo! again.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)
# brilliant
what is it in the cockpit?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# its all here
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:56, archived)
# ah wow
those photos do it loads more justice
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Aha! Closeup reveals the truth!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:10, archived)
# This is somekind of Uber Skillz you have
very nice.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I demand NASA uses THIS to go to the moon.
I'll be on the phone to them in the morning.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# vert very cool
you are the man, the rocket man
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:57, archived)
# HOLY FUCK YES
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Cor!
Lovely stuff
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# intro!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:06, archived)
# all the ace!! :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)
# whoa
are you planning to move into stop motion?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:14, archived)
# shhhhhhhhhh
its all part of my master plan
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I'll look forward to the finished film in 5 years time :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:22, archived)
# good gods that's astonishing
yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:42, archived)
# spent the evening on this
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)
# That's lovely
and has made me smile.
Gorgeous colours.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Itsa lully,
actually it reminds me of a 1920 version of some of the chopping block stuff they did for TMBG
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# That's really lovely,
nice palette.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# this is lovely
what is a .svg?

and wow.. that is absolutely massive :D
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# It's a vector file
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# swoosh
although I demand a less helpful answer.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
# It's a kind of baseball bat used to bother gypsies.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
# aaaaaaaaah
a swinging vicious Gypo-fucker
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# all of this^
with additional 'what is a .svg'?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:48, archived)
# see above reply
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
# see above reply to the reply
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
# It's also a viable solution to world hunger.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# if this could be applied to food
then we could make feesh as big as we like with no loss of taste or of nutrition.

this is all wonderful science.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:00, archived)
# scalable vector graphic
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Surely that's a tautonym given vectors are always scaleable?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# iono
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)
# succinctly verbalised guidelines
.. woo :)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# an evening well spent, this is bloody lovely
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Pretty!
Though the bright green of the distant hills is distracting. I think it would be better if you changed it to something less saturated to match the rest of it.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# don't you recognise that background?
never watched rainbow?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:56, archived)
# I don't remember the title sequence.
If there's a reason for it, fair enough, leave it as it is.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Vectortastic......
Lovely colours and lines
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)
# cor!
genuine vector file and everything
woo
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:15, archived)
# shoot shooot
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:43, archived)
# I'm in your poems
ruining your scanlation.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Quick.
Send for The Goodies!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)
# yes!
but the planes are blurred the wrong way round, if you know what I mean.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:19, archived)
# So I'm a sick fuck.


I went to a baby shower with my mum and we got goody bags at the end. They had these creepy dolls in them, since the baby was gonna be a girl. I decided it would be funny to draw on mine and my mum's dolls, and hang them from my ceiling. So one is hanging by her neck, and the other by her wrist, over my door. XD
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:35, archived)
# um...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:36, archived)
# :]
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# you are almost as emotionally detached
as microwave
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I don't understand.
I'm not actually hanging a kid, or wishing bad on the mum's newborn.
They're just creepy-as-fuck dolls.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# YOU'RE ON B3TA.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:43, archived)
# No, positive pictures!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# That is a brilliant idea :D
Though I'll never do it to Gimposaurus.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Hahahahah
good to know.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# It is :D
Not that he has enough wrists to bind ;]
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# in my culture, this means you have placed curse upon child
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
#
east london?
Gaza strip?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Gravesend?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I watched a mother and child burn to death today.
Their house collapsed around them.

No-one tried to help.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# you sick fuck
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Fuck.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# The mashmallows were nice, though.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# That was an eyeball then and it was still an eyeball now.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)
# No no those marshmallows I brought as soon as I heard.
The eyeball was alright but I preferred the marshmallows.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:42, archived)
# THIS IS YOUTUBE MATERIAL!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Pics or it didn't happen
/4chan
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:03, archived)
# You should e-mail these to the mother-to-be.
That'd learn her.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Hahahahahaah
Fuck. XD
She's my cousins' childhood friend.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Fuck
you have no idea of the ludicrous overreaction this would cause.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I think it's sweet to celebrate the miracle of life with
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# This worries me greatly.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I sincerely hope that's Sharpie ink.
Also, I used to have a barbie with cut off hair and mismatched outfit hanging from a disco ball in my room. That was a little odd for guests.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Of course it is!
Hahahah, my cousins had a shaved My Size Barbie drawn on and hung in their room, naked.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Ace :)
Woah, that must've been totally weird! I always used to want one of those massive Barbies for some reason... though it's probably more fun to play torture games with them.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)
# They give me the fear.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Dolls in general scare me.
I can't sleep in a room if I know there's a human-shape toy in it.
I mean, small plastic barbies are fine but creepy frilyl porcelain dolls and stuff...ugh.
Worse than clowns.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Yeah it was well cool!
And since I totally admire my one cousin (she's like an older sister) I've always wanted to have one in my room. Like, so I could be as cool as her. After these dolls, I WILL get a life size Barbie. XD
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# So they shaved your barbie,
drew on it,
then hung out in their room naked?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:44, archived)
# With your barbie.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Naked.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Not my barbie.
I think they got it a garage sale. But they're art students, not pervs.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Ah I see.
So they hung out with it.
Naked.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# No, you fuck.
They hung the doll from their ceiling, but the doll had no clothes on.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Well of course the doll had no clothes on,
she were nekkid!!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
#

(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)
# What's that boy?
Little Jimmy has fallen down a well and you wish you were dead?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Ah, that takes me back
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Oh please!
Notice meeeeee! Look, I'm over here! Looklooklooklooklook!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# have you contemplated seeking help for this?
personal recommendation is white heather, cheap and tastes quite nice.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)
# We'll be doing some bile chanting later
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:43, archived)
# speaking of bile chanting...i removed all bar one of my (4 person) ignore list.
meanwhile I see that someone's has gotten so large that he can't screen cap it in one go anymore.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Oh really, who would that be?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# im not telling.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Mine is completely clear
and has been for some time. I'd still use it I think if someone posted a bunch of nasty porn or gore, but only to clear the screen and only very temporarily. I started to feel that if I can't handle the small annoyance of seeing messages I don't like, perhaps I shouldn't really be on here.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# I think I'm going to ignore you all
so I can come here and bask in the quiet.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)
# this person maybe unignored sooner or later
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Is that some alcoholic drink?
:]
If it is, I'm sure we don't get it over here.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)
# type of scotch. as distinct from famous grouse (fondue pot fuel)
and Old Poultney (expensive)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Ooooh, hahahah.
I think we have whiskey in the cupboard, though. I hate whiskey. xp
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# To be honest
if you hadn't done anything like that with something so removed from genuine cute kittens, you would be lame

Needs more hammer and incineration, perhaps; perhaps a tad of radioactive sludge about the ears just prior to you decapitating them with a Katana
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Hmmm
hammer....
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
Hammer...hmm...
Fire...hmmmm....
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Hahaha
You guys must still have them dangling from some doorway! Hah
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# mofaha's making a fire in the fireplace tonight.
Maybe I should throw one in to melt it a bit, and hang it back up...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Fuck, I'm imagining him squatting and pooing out flames now.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Why?
That's fucking retarded, and obviously not how to make a fire. He has fire BREATH. Duh.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# OR FIRE FARTS.
My uncle farts dust.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Haha hold nothing back
WE DEMAND PICTURES!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Alright, when the fire's built up, I'll use the tongs to try it, and get some photo documentation. :]
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Yeah I've vetoed this
in case the fucking thing explodes when heated. But we are going to burn one of them.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Draw a scary face on it.
Or draw someone you don't like and watch their face melt.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)

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