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# I'm so, so sorry.*

*is a complete lie.

Will be edited to include context. I am precoffee.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# it's cheeses!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Baby cheeses!
Mary must've put some whey inna manger . . .


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# yays
'ningles stranger.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# *doffs*
Top 'o' da miluk to ya!


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# The Baby Cheeses!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# *taps watch*
*unzips*


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# *assumes the position*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Yay!

Ms. mediocre became an aunt last night.
She's more chuffed with it than she'd like to admit
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Braw!
Tell her I know what a fab feeling it is!


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# cheers, I will ;)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# ooh congrats ms mediocre!
nieces and nephews are better than your own kids as you can give them back, lock the door and never see them again! :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I've got a couple of nephews somewhere.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Attic?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Naaa my family relocated to Cornwall and neglected to give me a forwarding address:P
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Aw lovely
'nings RG!

as a minor TJ, I'm loving this quote from the Fail: "Andrew Sachs - most famous for his role of Manuel in comedy classic Fawlty Towers - and wife Melody could comfort themselves only with the thought that Georgina's absence meant she was taking a break from her relentless flaunting of her story in the downmarket press."
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1127079/Brand-Ross-destroyed-family-Andrew-Sachs-daughter-finally-breaks-silence.html
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Yeah his granddaughter the stripper:P
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# what down market press would this be?

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Ha!
That's great. At least the comments have the right idea...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# hahahah, It's really pathetic now... But the comments section is pure gold :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)
# this^
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# yay
cheesus!! :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# cod and baby cheeses.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# ooh, SSSPPPPPPPPPAAAAAANNNNGGGGG!!
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Newbie rape tuesday meet the Battenburg Disaster!

Bit late?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# mmm firey battenburg!
nice 1st post!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Bit
colourful... :P
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Welcome, shop a chair, pull up some leaves, you'll never kitten, etc.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)
# this is a good first post, but battenburg is shit.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Yikes!
Battenburg is the dogs bollocks. The king of all the marzipan-based foodstuffs.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)
# marzipan tastes like a dog's bollocks after it's taken a runny shit.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# A runny shit of pure joy!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)
# first post excellence!
welcome to b3ta, eat a kitten and stand on a stool, you'll never leave!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Noob + meme + bad taste = bright future.
Welcome aboard the doomed b3ta airship.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Disaster? Only if it cannot be harnessed for future energy needs!


Welcome to b3ta!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Haha
I like the two turbines in the distance :P
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# welcome unjaded new person
pull up to the bumper baby
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Very good
Pull up a shop, chair a kitten etc. You'll never leave
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Rape + Cake
rapecake
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# haha
that's almost as good as "everything that's on fucking fire" magazine. But not quite.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Repost.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Oh the humanity!!!!
woo
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Hooray for battenburg


and welcome to the site
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# did a bit of drawing last night...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Ooooo ....
Nice!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# cheers sir!
:)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Where's the other bit then?
Only joking hohoho :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# hahaah
well i think i'll quite while i'm a head (or a face maybe)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)
# FEAR!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)
# mwahahahahhaaaaaaa
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# oh all arty farty.
:)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:07, archived)
# possibly just farty!
:)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# *shudder* that's just as worrying as menstrual art :S
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:16, archived)
# pffft
:)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)
# *wafts* another pic on the way then?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)
# there is an element of real creepiness to this :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)
# hahaha
as i based it on myself - i'll take that as a complement :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Did you?
*cough* surgery *cough cough* :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# hahaha
yes lots of it! :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:14, archived)
# look what i picked up in chernobyl
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# tiles!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# No it doesn't.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Shut up you
Just coz you got a mention in this thread.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# hehe
I promise the fame won't go to my heads.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# liiiies!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# do not talk to me, you common oik
or I'll set my entourage on you.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# *eats entourage with bacon and toats*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# mmmm
entourage and bacon on toats

It's breakfast perfection spiced with cannibalism.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)
# nope
they're from hounslow
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Gerbils are pink
there ya go. A random reply to your random reply.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:07, archived)
# the tiles
are from hounslow, not chernobyl... where's the random :P
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I'll think you'll find that's a silent H:P
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:11, archived)
# teehee
Suddenly the babushka doesn't seem so much fun.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# wow, chernobyl woman must by the most interesting for gangbang throat porn
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# that's brilliant
now make it grow exponentially, branching into ever more doll heads like some fractal nightmare.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# *is hypnotised*
O_O
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# hahahahah! Radioactive mutants rule :D
They should have put these in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Crikey!
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Credit crunch-based family game night
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)
# hahhaahah! brilliant :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# quality
*buys eleventy and sells at an outdoor market*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# It's fun, fun, fun by the ton, ton, ton
They're hungry, hungry, gypos!

Woo!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# hahaha great stuff
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# pfftaahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# hee hee!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# hahaha
Ace! Cant believe this hasnt bindun - its so simple, yet so right
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Classic!
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Nicely done
and woo!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# thanks.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Hahaha
What worries me is that I was thinking he must have terrible trouble stroking the wookie.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I would help him.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)
# him or me?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# well big hands...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# tiny crotch.
He's get it stuck under a cuticle.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# grower not a shower.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Is that a nice way of saying tiny knob?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# :)
Nice one
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)
# ta.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# that is utterly awesome!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# muchius grassiarse.
although, after i finished i couldn't unsee a mate of mine who looks similar. :S
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Awesome
Best one yet :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# tanks!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# i like this.
a lot.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# yay!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# This really is all of the woo.
Fucking excellent.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Would you mind awfully
if I roast this pea here, by the way?

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# oh, nicely done!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# thanks.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# woosomeity
nicely
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# ta, and arse rapingly large (a4 size 457kb.)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:07, archived)
# No rain here:


CFB
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:37, archived)
# why did I instantly think 'barium meal'?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Because you're a member of the KGB?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)
#
Îáîðóäîâàíèå äëÿ ïîäúåìà àâòîìîáèëÿ äîëæíî áûòü ïðîâåðåíî è ñîîòâåòñòâóþùèì îáðàçîì àòòåñòîâàíî!

edit...gaahh..oh I can't be arsed
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Well, quite.
But - controversially - I decided 17 would be more appropriate.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Because you're hungry?
And you fancy eating something that will block the loo for weeks?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# You yam Blind Melon
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Pffft ...
Melons.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# BOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!
the bees that makes milk.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Why is it always Blind Melon in your images?

sorry, this was the first and last time for me ;)

Morning all!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:39, archived)
# RIS?
Oh! Is it "and there's no ra-ain ..."?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like watchin' the puddles gather rain
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Ah!
I was on the right track, then. Woohoo! Ace song, and ace video, too.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)
# nings medi!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Good morning sir
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:45, archived)
# there must be rain!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)
# No more rain.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I like this
but I'm not entirely sure why. Woo!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Hahaha - cool!
Needs more stroky-beard meetings and comments like "post-modernist wit"
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)
# awesome :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:45, archived)
# cheers!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# oh very nice
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Ho ho ho
Hence my new sig hahahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)
# :)
I like you stuff with or without rain.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# *strokes beard*
blah blah... post-modernist wit blah blah

woo!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Hahaha thank you.
Have some "intrinsic questioning of existence" with that hahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# :D very nice
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Aaaaaahahahahahahaha!
*bows*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# lol!
always raining...


CFB
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Aww
that's lovely in a really sad way...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:16, archived)
# He ate Olive.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:54, archived)
# *cannot think of lion-based I yam what I yam pun*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:55, archived)
# I hope that didn't hurt your pride.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:57, archived)
# I am feline a little gutted about it, yes
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:57, archived)
# you'll just have to claw your way out of your misery
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:00, archived)
# He littertray gets stressed so easy.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:05, archived)
# It's a sad tail.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:10, archived)
# well, as long as he gets over it, that's the mane thing.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Indeed - if he gets his teeth into it it could be
A roaring success.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:12, archived)
# *wildly paws around 'nets looking for useful punnage*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:24, archived)
# well there's no reason to get "catty" about it :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:57, archived)
# He takes it safari'll burst a blood vessel.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:10, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:57, archived)
# hahah, early morning SSPPPPAAANNNGGG!!!!
'nings jec'
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:57, archived)
# good 'ninage
Am gutted, I'm not on any ignore list at all *sulks*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:58, archived)
# *ignores*
there we go ;)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:01, archived)
# *glees*
*doodles abusive pic of ignoring party*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:03, archived)
# who said that?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:04, archived)
# lol, prodigy did that "Ignored" post last night
was a nice pic too :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Proj is a selfcentred twat that has 90% of b3ta on ignore.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:36, archived)
# FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT........
I've only ignored a handful people on here, and they were spamming adverts.

I like to see people make a twat of themselves :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)
# *twats self*
sexah tiem.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# awwwww... If it makes you feel better, I'll put you on my ignore list
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:01, archived)
# *glees*
*glees some more*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Now wipe that up!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:11, archived)
# You're on mine.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:10, archived)
# No that your 'most wants to bum' list.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Oh yeah.
I always get those two confused.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)
# You don't know if you're coming or going.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Erm
how do you know?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)
# hehehe
that's the point :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:34, archived)
# I'd love to see a list of everyone that has me on ignore.
Is there actually anyone that doesn't have gronkpan on ignore?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# ......
me.

*hangs head in shame*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# gagagaga!
/popeye
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:34, archived)
# that's a difficult one to spell, is Popeye's laugh
Fecking Parkinsons victim.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:39, archived)
# woo hoo
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:49, archived)
# your supposed to get naked...
unless you've drawn yourself naked at which point: nice tits.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Alas I have no camera
so I tried to make up for it by drawing cleavage.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:53, archived)
# excellent work, sir, and grats!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:53, archived)
# thank you
:)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Ah 2k! Bless.
*pets*

Congrats sir.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:54, archived)
# :)
Thanks
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:06, archived)
# BR... ... ...N!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Br...n?
eh?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:07, archived)
# BRING PORN
?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)
# oh how rude of me
'grats :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Ta
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Where's nekkid tiem?!
congrats
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Sorry
I don't have a camera :(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Yet you can draw:P
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# If it makes you feel any better this was initially going to be a naked drawing
but then I got distracted by some steampunk ideas
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Congrats!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Thanks
Wow that's a rave from the grave that one.

My drawing skills seem to have developed a bit since then, but the sound effects you added still have me giggling like a loon :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:36, archived)
# They certainly have.
*high fives*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:37, archived)
#
"reciprocates the high fiving*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I hate tuesdays

cos shit like this always happens
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:22, archived)
# You're gay?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:24, archived)
# This is good news indeed
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Everyday day's a Tuesday if your DD or Trouser or some such.
woo.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:33, archived)
# lolpretendignore
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Ning' riv.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:36, archived)
# That's a proper welcome that is!
I'm guessing dave the cunt trouser has made some witty and intelligent reply?
It was a grunt wasn't it? Do on, it was a grunt!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:14, archived)
# DD? 'Ning's RG
ningles everyone!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:38, archived)
# the much maligned, but rather nice and ammusing doctor dyslexia
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:52, archived)
# *slaps own forehead* of course! A lack of sleep is to blame for my poor mental state this morn'
'nings (or noon?) keb!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Merry ningles everybody:P
wotcha matey.

EDIT: Oh sorry. Doctor Dyslexia.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:15, archived)
# hehe
that's pretty good

woo
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Thanks!
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:44, archived)
# quick, hook it up to a generator, and save on electricity bills!
heheh, top work :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Cheers
Sounds like a plan.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:48, archived)
# I hate Tuesdays
Just because I generally enjoy hating things.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:40, archived)
# You are Ren Hoak.
AICMFP
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:42, archived)
# hmm, I enjoy hatting things. Today, i'll be mostly putting bowler hats on random objects at work.
'nings AV
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:43, archived)
# No doubt Mr. Vagabond will be putting rain onto pictures
;)

Has it all calmed down after yesterday evening's tantrums?

EDIT *scrolls down* ah. Not quite then.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Racist.
I don't know if it's calmed down, but I've decided to go on a flurry of ignoring peeps anyway, just in case.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:45, archived)
# There does seem to have been something of a trolling outbreak...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:47, archived)
# *sings* It's Raining Trolls! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Trolls! Amen!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:49, archived)
# nope, I think there are a few b3tans who are looking to start some aggro around here
I just hope we all have enough sense not to bite*


*VERY unlikey :P
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:46, archived)
# *bites*
Mmm ... chewy.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:48, archived)
# OOOWWWW!!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:49, archived)
# *plays the blues*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:52, archived)
# nice.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)
# nice!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Inspired by a true story......
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:07, archived)
# vincent van gay
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:10, archived)
# Was that the artist
who bummed his ear off?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:10, archived)
# Just the bottom part.
The stupid bint he was seeing only liked the lobe.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:12, archived)
# that man's got no ear
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:10, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:43, archived)
# heh
:)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Work on your elipsis woman!:O
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:30, archived)
# lol up urs
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:18, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:18, archived)
# He's just had his ribena.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:19, archived)
# whatup
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:20, archived)
# That way ---> /links
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:22, archived)
# GET ORF MAH BORD
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:24, archived)
# MY BOARD!
MINE!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:25, archived)
# i dont get it
oh wait yes i do

what an asshole

fuck that guy

ignore is for pussies and fuckheads
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:26, archived)
# i think
they are trolling this board about trolling this board to see what reaction they get about trolling this board..

then again, i could be wrong, i usually am

edit: ah.. then i am wrong
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:27, archived)
# I think it was more Pasanonic going out of his way to tell Rathen that he hadn't updated his wonderful ignore list picture
in order to not feed Rathen's TrollEgo. An epic failure of logic.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:29, archived)
# ah
my mistake, i didn't read it all.. but now i see

there are some decisively strange people on here =-)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:30, archived)
# trollego is a deadly thing
my trollego is almost pumped up to the point of me posting furry porn in a new thread
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:31, archived)
# I BET YOU WOULDN'T DARE
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:31, archived)
# yeah probably not that sounds pretty stupid and lame
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:33, archived)
# im so glad this website is real
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:43, archived)
# Indeed.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:45, archived)
# It's almost as good as
The Seven Megabyte Pixel of Doom

b3ta.belm.co.uk/pixel.jpg
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:47, archived)
# I've seen bigger.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:51, archived)
# Really? Where, and how big?
I'll make it bigger if needed.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:52, archived)
# I was talking about your cock,
idiot.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:02, archived)
# Oh silly me!
I haven't slept since Friday, so it's not my fault.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:05, archived)
# nice!!!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:03, archived)
# It's got an mp3 in it.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:08, archived)
# allright!!!!!!!
yeah baby!!!!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:10, archived)
# now I think trollego is a trolley for lego
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:44, archived)
# It's not quite worth the effort of shopping that.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:54, archived)
# It might involve this if it was though.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:56, archived)
# ha
*wants*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:58, archived)
# That's cus you ugly.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:27, archived)
# he is the biggest cock in b3ta though
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:42, archived)
#
biggsmall
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:42, archived)
# deffo... self confessed troll
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:29, archived)
# so a few toys have been thrown out of a few prams then?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:50, archived)
# What's the deal with all of this then?
Warravimissed?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:05, archived)
# someone had an argument about something
on the internet

is my surmision
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:08, archived)
# this
does not happen!!! =-0

here
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:35, archived)
# an unstoppable troll met an unmovable curmudgeon
the universe is about to collapse
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:10, archived)
# lol!
I need to see a pic of this NOW
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:25, archived)
# Here I come to save the day!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:01, archived)
# who is that fat bastid
nicely
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:08, archived)
# I un-fattened them... :-p
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:09, archived)
# ha!
& I can't remember if he was quite as fat when i found him....
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:10, archived)
# Needs more GMoS
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:28, archived)
# That is quite odd.
This morning I am mostly pleased by this news.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:35, archived)
# I liked watching Chris Barrie in "The Brittas Empire"
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:47, archived)
# Yeah, I liked that too.
His wife was great.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:25, archived)
# But even more funny in Green Wing.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:00, archived)
# i'd have fucked handy andy.
as long as his head didn't do that.

well, not the entire time....
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:54, archived)
# bastard!
i just had a lovely greek salad and i could use something sweet.

also, my ex has a couple of those pie plates - i prefer the standard transparent ones.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:58, archived)
# Blue was on sale.
Cheap bastard that I am. Clear is better
to see how far things have cooked, yes.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:08, archived)
# the discount kitchenware store we used to hit in cambridge sold those for $1 each.
but pies are for sissies anyway - real men bake cakes.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:15, archived)
# Wasn't that cheap, but close.
Under 5 as I recall.
Quite so! Layer cakes--with fruit in them!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:25, archived)
# i made trifle the other night.
and i should make banana bread tomorrow as i have six black bananas here.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:28, archived)
# MAYONNAISE CAKES, RETARDS
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:29, archived)
# OH DON'T START THAT SHIT AGAIN YOU FREAK.
IF YOU LOVE MAYONNAISE SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU GO BEAT IT TO DEATH WITH A HAMMER AND HIDE IT UNDER YOUR FLOORBOARDS?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:30, archived)
# YOU'RE JUST INTIMIDATED BY MY SUPERIOR CULINARY SKILLS
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE LASHING OUT RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE CAN SEE IT.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:33, archived)
# IRON CHEF B3TA: COMMENCING.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:34, archived)
# TODAY'S INGREDIENT: MAYONNAISE
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:35, archived)
# I'M SO GLAD I'M A CHEF AND NOT A TASTER IN THIS AFFAIR WHERE POSTBEAR IS COOKING WITH MAYONNAISE.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:36, archived)
# THE MAYONNAISE SHOW IS A CRAFT SHOW NOW.
I JUST MADE A HAT OUT OF CRUSTED MAYONNAISE.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:46, archived)
# thank fuck i'm on tomorrow's show.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:36, archived)
# CHANGE OF SCHEDULE:
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:38, archived)
# TOMORROW'S SHOW IS ALL ABOUT SAND.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:41, archived)
# WILL IT TEACH ME TO SELL IT TO THE ARABS?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:48, archived)
# They don't buy sand
That's just one of those common misconceptions from a time when we were all a lot more innocent.

Eskimos don't buy ice either. UNLESS BY ICE YOU MEAN METH.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:51, archived)
# ARE YOU PAYING THE WHALEPROSTITUES IN ICE?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:55, archived)
# you can't fuck whales, they're way up there on stilts.
walrus-fucking is where it's at.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:57, archived)
# Did you see that link I posted the other day about how to make freebase coffee?
I still can't imagine why.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9113636

Anyway, I have to go out and eat some chinese food.

Good day to you all.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:59, archived)
# see ya
Time for my bed I think.
G'night all.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:01, archived)
# night-night to you both.
i shoul go, too. big day tomorrow for me.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:07, archived)
# Slackers!
*empties bag of CYAs*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:10, archived)
# I CAN SEE IT. ONLY JUST, AS MY MONITOR IS COVERED IN BEARNAISE SAUCE
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:37, archived)
# SORRY, I GOT EXCITED.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:41, archived)
# THAT'S QUITE OK. SAUCE DOES THAT TO PEOPLE
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:48, archived)
# i'll have to ask my porn guys if they'll make a sauce film.
they don't do food porn as far as i know, but this could be the beginning.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:50, archived)
# Too much gelatin and guar gum in jarred brands.
You make me some real stuff and I'll
bake you that motherfucking cake!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:34, archived)
# I was going to say
"you're assuming he'd have consented", but thinking about it you're probably not assuming that at all :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:26, archived)
# consent is like lube: why bother with it?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:27, archived)
# Good advice.
Stick to the smaller varieties
if you can't handle the bats.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:56, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:04, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:24, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:30, archived)
# The yellow ones grow in our development here.
I've been tempted a few times but I had a buddy way back who got seriously fucked over by agarics and I'm a bit nervous of them.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:24, archived)
# 'development'?
do you live in a teenage bosom?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:31, archived)
# Suburbia:
a place where they tear up trees then name roads after them.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:43, archived)
# HEY DAVE BARRY WAS HERE AND HE DROPPED A JOKE.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:45, archived)
# Hahah ok fuck you.
evil_twin introduced me to Dave Barry, he's as funny as a dish of discharge.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:48, archived)
# haha, i knew that would sting.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:49, archived)
# Goddamit
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:51, archived)
# There's a group of streets just around the corner that are named after towns
in North Africa, where the Australian soldiers battled the Germans in WW2.

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:47, archived)
# In the area where I used to live in Amsterdam
all the streets were named after Indonesian islands.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:53, archived)
# Blue Meanies are all over Hobart
We used to go out and pick mushrooms as teenagers because it was so difficult to buy alcohol.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:34, archived)
# this is shit.
i bet you're using a sargbee monitor. get something decent or we'll be looking at this kind of crap forever.

:)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:42, archived)
# It's not my fault ok.
Sargbee monitors are the only ones not tested on animals.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:57, archived)
# are you saying we're not animals here?
i think you should know that many of the people here are, in fact, animals.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:24, archived)
# whoa whoa, whoops, sorry.
i think i've got the wrong b3ta. i'll just try again later
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:01, archived)
# compo suggestion: the wrong b3ta.
open up photoshop and show us what a horror the site would become if you were at the helm.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:17, archived)
# Clicked
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:22, archived)
# christ, we don't want YOU running the place, that's for sure.
cher pics everywhere, that'd be hell.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:29, archived)
# You fucking love it.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:45, archived)
# shush, you'll blow my cover.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:48, archived)
# you broked my eyes
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:44, archived)
# whoizzit ?
it's not tony danza isit

my tree-d glasses arent working again
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:44, archived)
# I,I,I.
AAU
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:46, archived)
# I thought this was Steve McQueen at first.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:49, archived)
# HELLO PATRICK
WHAT ARE YOU FAMOUS FOR
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:50, archived)
# SERIOUSLY PATRICK
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE LATELY?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:52, archived)
# He set up St Patricks day, after himself
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:55, archived)
# Good point.
I was struggling there for a minute.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:56, archived)
# I was going to say "feeding the worms".
But he may have been cremated.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:57, archived)
# Worms still like a bit of ash in their dirt, you know
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:59, archived)
# WHAT HAS HE DONE FOR ME LATELY?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:59, archived)
# That would be telling.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:01, archived)
# He has been trying to get you to drink Guiness
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:34, archived)
# Philistines allllllll around...
Be seeing you.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:01, archived)
# I forgot about "be seeing you".
And in fact I've only just realized how sinister that was intended to be.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:03, archived)
# Well there's your excuse
to re-watch the whole thing.

YAY!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# nings
the menagerie is open...

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:10, archived)
# Is this what he's looking it?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:26, archived)
# i love his realistic blinking action
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:45, archived)
# Spong Dog
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:16, archived)
# K
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:28, archived)
# whether its one end or the other ...
they're always getting in trouble


nice tongue action !
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:37, archived)
# Hehe, I love boxers. Here's mine:
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:17, archived)
# YAY !!
i love boxes best of all the animals
i love boxes they're my ..
errm
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:32, archived)
# oh, is it time for fluff?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:39, archived)
# awwww ook at ze lil fluffy ...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:41, archived)
# the fluff sure gets around.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:43, archived)
# the fluff most flow
the spluff must flow ?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:45, archived)
# This is the grossest picture of the night, Gronkpan
I'm really impressed with it but I'm pretty sure it's gonna get modded soon.

Woo & yay.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:58, archived)
# scratch building, tatty style

H U G E - I F Y

warning: may cause perspective headaches if you try to make sense of it
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:50, archived)
# Sweet mother of jebus that's epically awesome
*clicks into oblivion*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:51, archived)
# why thank ye
i like that adjective, epically !
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:53, archived)
# Trying to figure all the sources is a mindfuck.
Nice go.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:54, archived)
# cheers
excluding the background, there are 30 or so cutaways in there
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:55, archived)
# Holy hell, that's quite the piece!
Woo!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:55, archived)
# ta
now i understand why i'm deranged
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:00, archived)
# Nice :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:56, archived)
# and thank you to you, Master Mofa
..
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:01, archived)
# haha gestalt and a half!
woo :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:09, archived)
# : )
gestalt n pepper
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:47, archived)
# PUSH IT REAL GOOD.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:33, archived)
# that's ....
fuckwooyea!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:17, archived)
# what year was this model made?
how many light years does it have on it? what's the fuel consumption like? does it have plenty of cup holders?

i'll give you 75% of what you're asking, but you'd better have it detailed first.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:23, archived)
# fuel consumption is horrid
you have to nuke whole planets to steal the fuel you need to get around
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:39, archived)
# can i just continue to nuke them for fun?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:40, archived)
# absolutely
there are legal precedents that mandate that this be done
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:42, archived)
# Does this space-ship conform to British saftey standards
All the seats must have seatbelts.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:31, archived)
# This is really good but has it been driven by Harrison ford?
Woo yay!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:24, archived)
# none of this has been driven by the ford
100% fact
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:39, archived)
# mark hamill's ass has.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:43, archived)
# LUKE !!
he is your bother
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:46, archived)
# incest made star wars sexy.
without it, the whole movie was shit.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:51, archived)
# Incest: A game for the whole family!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:54, archived)
# That's fantastic.
Like a drifting space colony welded together out of old spaceship hulls. The inhabitants are humble, but strong at heart. They live, they learn, they find love in the end.

HAHAHA. "Love in the end."
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:20, archived)
# thats pretty awesome
It looks like what happens when I make model kits.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:29, archived)
# whooooey there go my precious eyes
well done sir!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:03, archived)
# something i can believe in

5x7" on Rives BFK.
Yes, there are issues here and there, but so fucking what. I have an eraser. My eraser just happens to be wood putty.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:28, archived)
# oooh fab!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:30, archived)
# Bouncy.
She's got rhythm.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:38, archived)
# I like it :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:43, archived)
# Quality work right there.
:)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:44, archived)
# Ooh, very nice!
*Clicks ignore by accident*
*Clicks cancel*
*Clicks I like this*
*Goes to bread*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:46, archived)
# Dough!
/contrived Homer Simpson
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:47, archived)
# woo!
niceflowystylings
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:47, archived)
# WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT OVER HERE
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:52, archived)
# I CAME HERE TO STAND NAKED ON YOUR LAWN
AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:12, archived)
# yay ! woodcuts
bookcovers for you, i say
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:56, archived)
# my eraser goes to eleven.
nice.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:20, archived)
# Also available in "Poop" and "Buttsweats"

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:12, archived)
# BUTTCORP!!
this is coming out in my mind in Duffmans voice
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:13, archived)
# BUTTCORP DO NOT HAVE ETHICAL BUSINESS PRACTICES
THEY KICK STARVING BABIES UNTIL THEY FART.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:16, archived)
# I UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE BABIES
BUT TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT THE UNETHICAL BUSINESS PRACTICES
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:24, archived)
# THEY BOUGHT UP ALL THE BABY SUPPLY FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS
THIS IS CLEARLY ANTI-COMPETETIVE BEHAVIOUR.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:43, archived)
# HOW IS BABBY MONOPOLY FORMED?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:46, archived)
# NO PROBLEM HERE. I LIKE FREE RANGE AND COUNTRY BRED.
Industrial babby lacks flavour.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:46, archived)
# ha!
I have a large collection of stink bombs I quietly use to dissuade unwanted people from gathering near my home.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:19, archived)
# silent but deadly!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:21, archived)
# Kallus, we've been over this before.
Those are GRENADES. It's not the same thing at all.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:25, archived)
# ohh...
I did think that they were surprisingly effective...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:46, archived)
# haha, I love "Buttcorp"
alas, you have been real-life beaten, sort of
www.liquidass.com/index.html
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:21, archived)
# 'get the party started'
eww
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:22, archived)
#
p f
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:24, archived)
# "fart prank"
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:25, archived)
# ahaha, this stuff is manufactured the next town over from me
if they were hiring, I could WORK for Liquid Ass!
Imagine having that on your resume.

2009-Present: Made Liquid Ass for "fart prank" purposes
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:31, archived)
# So, tell us about your work with Liquid Ass
in the Fart Prank industry.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:44, archived)
# Tell me about your best performance at liquid ass, then tell me about your worst performance at liquid ass.
Now tell me what was different in your approach in these two situations.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:54, archived)
# Tell me about your most challenging "fart prank".
Why was it challenging and what did you do to overcome your obstacles?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:56, archived)
# haha! 'liquid ass'
superb
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:29, archived)
# are you hiring?
i can provide references.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:24, archived)
# NEW!
Thank fuck for that. No-one wants an OLD fart smell.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:27, archived)
# *orders eleventy cases*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:31, archived)
# Jahovah's Witness B Gone
I love it!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:41, archived)
# uhmmm
my dog needs a job, can it work for buttcorp ?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:57, archived)
# i'm not your dog!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:19, archived)
# I WANT ONE OF THESE NOW!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:22, archived)
# nurr prrrbsspbbbfrrrmpf *raspbrrrs*

wheey! Thanks loves : D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Nice. Creepy, but nice.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:41, archived)
# mmmmm
wet and messy

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaces
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:44, archived)
# *gnashgnashgnashgnash*
*ppppppluuuuuuurpppp!*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Reminds me of "Mr Johnson".
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:49, archived)
# heh I remember this!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:51, archived)
# hahaha! this is what all cats do, but rarely do we see it.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Manamaanamana!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Hahah
that's excellent. Have a *click*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:57, archived)
# \o_
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:14, archived)
# So many horrible pictures that I can't see today
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Why can't you see them?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:02, archived)
# workfilter
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Oh bums maaan.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:06, archived)
# Hello sir.
May I be so bold as to enquire why you cannot see images?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:02, archived)
# ask away
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:07, archived)
# I have seen the above reply.
May I ask you to try www.sickrik.com and see if you can access images.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:10, archived)
# How many b3ta mirror sites are there?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:12, archived)
# 3 that I know of
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:19, archived)
# where HAS sikrick gone to?
I don't think I've seen a post from him in ages
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:13, archived)
# That's what I'm using
Nothing hosted on b3ta works

nothing hosted on b3tards works

photobucket works

cr3ation works

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:15, archived)
# I should make a special mirror that copies all images to my server, so nothing is blocked.
I've got to do something with all that bandwidth.

I might get shouted at for doing that though.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:17, archived)
# Like you care.
Set up an unblockable mirror if you want to cane your bandwidth.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:22, archived)
# But it's unlimited!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:23, archived)
# All the more reason to try so then.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:29, archived)
# HAHAHA
Somebody give them something to eat. Does anyone have a can of tuna?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:11, archived)
# I can't decide which I prefer
I do believe that they both WIN.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:21, archived)
# sweet shuddering fuck
now make a pair of slippers out of them.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:29, archived)
# furry slippers are at it again
meeow meeow meeow
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:54, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:54, archived)
# hahaha
excellent work.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Oh god
Its on the front page now, so that means this nightmarish image will be imprinted on my psyche thanks to my 2,300-odd daily visits to b3ta.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)
# The one on the left.
It looks shifty.

I do like this picture.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)

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