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# 46. Punk

(__, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)
# you are marvelous :D
have my appreciation gushed upon you like so much bukkake.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Reposted - managed to not select it for the challenge yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Apologies for reposting - technical inefficiency and all that
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
# just tell people that you're reposting it to make a point.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
# uh oh
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
# And to think I missed the brouhaha yeasterday...
*ducks and covers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
# You missed little
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# but on the plus side
you have been provided with a chance to say brouhaha...

oppertunities like that must be cherished.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Indeed.
I nearly said "Furore" but opted for brouhaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Good choice
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I support this decision
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I forgot to enter this too
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
# HOGAN SMASH
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Damn, that's really good
you should post it more often
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/33432/best
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)
# HAHAHA!!
'clicks again'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Haha, my best posts are all terrible
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)
# MORE
MORE

DON'T STOP UNTIL THE PAGE IS FULL OF IT
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)
# LOL, 6 fucking times!!!
That's gotta be a record; me Mr Wicker was there 3 times on mine.
http://www.b3ta.com/search/posts/18040/best
Lots of QotW on there
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)
# oooh
i like this link mostly for the squarepusher links that I have never encountered before...

whoop.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# I made those
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# the captain beefheart meets square pusher with sexy results isn't working :(
but the other one I did enjoy of the muchly.

well done sirrah :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
#
mrh.headstaggers.com/music/
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# LOOOOOLLLLLL


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)
# haha
can we just see it everyday, please? It should be the way we start the day on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Jesus Fuck
Thats bastarding awful :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# But its on the popular page
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Hmm, you're right
I suppose it must be brilliant then. I shall strive to make my pictures more like this.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I don't get it.
for the second time in as many days.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)
# uh oh, now you've done it
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)
# How is that anything to do with the compo?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Riverghost, I found the instructions....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
Vewwy twoo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)
# HAHAHA!
WHERE'S ME SLATS, YOU CAANTS
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I could imagine Phil Mitchell saying that
to a confused orphan.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# move closer to the penis
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# You've probably had to use these instructions
many times in Sutton Park.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I usually have someone preventing them from being neccesary
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)
# An assistant with a penis-heater?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:08, archived)
# correct, 5 points
that or car heaters.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)
# LOL
ur a dogger innit?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
# she's not that ugly... :P
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# peniswarms
flying through the streets
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Is this sign stuck to the side of a giant ice-penis?
In the penguin section of Bristol Zoo? Please say it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)
# HAAAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)
# hahah
but remember, if you buy a bed frame without the slats included, don't expect slats to be included when it arrives.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)
# genious :D
clicky click lcik and other such typos.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
# hahahaahah!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] America gets it's first Blackula president

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Hahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)
# You know he was thinking "Nigger nigger nigger" the whole way through that.
On a unrelated note. I learned about 3DSMax today. I made my first image in honour of b3ta; a CRC.

(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Looks more like a precisely engineered cock to me.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)
# great minds and all that
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
# I should have animated mine.
Oh well, I have a project now!
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)
# the only 'decent' thing I ever made in 3d
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I remember that!
Did you make the toast one too?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)
# =o
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)
# the middle one's right cute
for a penis... wait, I've said too much
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Barack O'Cullen
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Le fantôme de la rivière
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Ahaha so thats what riverghost looks like
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Le fantôme de la rivière
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)
# haha!
nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Oh shit its you!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Why yes.
Yes it is.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
# THIS. Is by far the funniest thing ive seen this year :D
thank you.
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# peh!
I bought a Malm dresser. It turns out I HAD TO BUY MY OWN FUCKING CLOTHES TOO
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)
# hahahahahaha
the fucking cheek of it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)
# robbie williams has let himself go
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)
# he was in Swindon today
so yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# "MY HOLES ARE JUXTAPOSED IN THIS MANNER"
"WHAT IS IT MEANING?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Hahaha
I was waiting for this to start :)
I should be working right now but I'm SOOOOO tempted...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Hahaha
No umlow though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# *cough*
umlaut

However Googling UMLOW is more interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)
# you new age hippies and your umlauts
diaeresis ftw :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)
# favourite pornstar
in images!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)
# 50 Black Cumshots #3
well there you are then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I'd be knackered after the first ten!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
#
nackered
very wet and sticky
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Save on hairwax I suppose:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)
# and your skin would be so smooth
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)
# hmm
gfx1.gamelink.com/GLImages/addimages/lauro_giotto.jpg

this is most odd
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Hey
I never pretended to be able to spell:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Is the beret included?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# yes, but you have to assemble it yourself
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)
# needs more släts.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)
# mattress and bedlinen also sold separately.
silly ghostie.

PUT YOUR FUCKING SPECS ON!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)
# course, you screwed if you've not
bought an ikea mattress and their weird sizing.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# yeh - bloody metric system
that'll never catch on
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# oh I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)
# hohehohehohe
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
# You've only made one giant ball when clearly I've got three.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)
# that's quite the pulsating clay throbber
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:41, archived)
# The FEAR!
runs
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
# BLIMMY
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
# SHIIIT
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Hahaha cocks
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
# hahaha
an octococtopus
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
#
ocoto
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)
# actually
a hexococtopus
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:34, archived)
# I've always wanted to ride a horse backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:35, archived)
# *plays a flute*
*ambles away*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Ron Burgundy Jazz Flute?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)
# yazz flute is for sissies!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:39, archived)
# And you sir,
HAVE BAD HAIR!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Well, you have a dirty whore mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)
# I'll punch you, right in the baby maker
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:41, archived)
# this makes sense to me if the horse walks backwards
:P
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)
# What the fuck is wrong with that centaur?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Dimwits Crossing
is a new show on Fox. It's a comedy drama.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:39, archived)
# In his defence
he was born backwards and without feet.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)
# FOX News
Photobucket
(Catnipppp, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:10, archived)
# 60 Minutes to load? :D
Umm, who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I think it's us, being brainwashed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)
# looks nothing like us
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I think when you factor everyone in, it's a pretty good average.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Half a fucking meg!!!
TJ: FFS! IKEA areso fucking moronic it's unbelieveable! I ordered a bed, I've had it delivered, I've taken everything out of the boxes and arranged them for easy assembling.
But wait a minute, they haven't delivered the bed slats.
I call them up and after two minutes of adverts I get put through to some bint on the other line.
I tell her the problem and she happily informs me that I needed to buy the bed slats seperately!!!
WTF?! Their beds don't come with slats?!
I should have known it was trouble when I bought a bed called the Malm!
Grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:15, archived)
# You didn't know you had to buy the slats seperately?
hahah you mong :D

With Ikea you have to buy everything seperately :D

edit: ups, with that, I'm off. Have a good 'un, all
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# No.
It's a fucking bed. Slats are part of the fucking thing. What next? You have to buy the sides and the top and bottom seperately?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Haha cant you use the slats from an old bed for now?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# No this is a double the previous a bunk.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Gaffer tape solves everything
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Yup
gaff slats it is then.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# The zip fell off my suitcase in france and I just gaffertaped it up
held like a charm
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# pics or it never happened
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I dont think I got any pics of it im afraid
BUT IT DID FUCKING HAPPEN!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)
# I didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:35, archived)
# shit man, you gaffertaped france up!
no wonder it's been holding like a charm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)
# *spits drink out*
Malm.

That shouldn't even be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# how the fuck does that work?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# The sodding slats are in the assembly manual as well.
Why would you put them in the manual if they're not included!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# I don't think I could contain myself!!!!
I'm sure this would bring on a fatal embollism, instantly.

It's like selling an electric kettle without the element!

Unbelievable. Really.

*edit* Is this technically a bed without the slats? Surely it's a frame and not a bed.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Well, according to the website,
it *is* a frame.
www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/S69849849
It does also state fairly clearly that the slats are sold separately.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Malm is Swedish for frame.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Yeah, it does say it in all the literature
in all fairness but you're right, it's a stupid fucking nickel and dime decision to not sell beds with slats. I mean they're integral not an optional extra,
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Might as well sell them with out the bed as well!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)
# You gonna take that like a pussy then?
No, I thought not. Get a rifle, walk into your nearest Ikea and start shooting, that's what I'd do.
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# I have timber, a tape measure and a saw.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
# You can't fashion a gun out of that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I read that as 'wank into your nearest Ikea', and thought.. hmnnn, damn good advice
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
# fucking hell
They still haven't told us how much they spend on alan keys yet, what did you expect?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)
# A bed:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
# ^
alan key details first, then we deal with the slats issue
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
# It is a very pressing matter, true.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Riverghost awlways 'as issues with slats
at least 'e aint murdured any yet though.

/cockney accent blog
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:27, archived)
# slats sold sperately
good name for a band
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:29, archived)
# I like a good pub quiz
My local does a great one. You have bingo forms as answer sheets and at the one you play bingo for the main prize but you can only cross off the ones that have a correct answer.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)
# umm having worked in a call center
I should mention... they probably lied to you to get you off the phone.
Personally I would check to see if there is anything on display that says slats sold separately if not then the bed slats are yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)
# someone called me from yahoo today
"No we aren't interested in your advertisment services"

and he responded, most petulantly "well, your boss doesn't know the kind of services we offer" and hung up

I think he went off to cry

AHAHAHA

good.

we still don't want your services. :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Hahaha
I get loads of sales called. I'll never forget I asked someone if this was a sales call and he happily told me, 'No!. It's a opportunity call.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)
# fuck me honestly
"I wish to speak to owner about opportunity"
"what opportunity"
"are you business owner sir"
"what opportunity"
"I can only speak to business owner"
(good luck cockhorse)
"Well, he's not in the building right now" (he's standing next to me talking to someone)
"very well, I will call back"
Good luck, twat :D

and repeat

more annoying are the faxing spamming twats

FAX NUMBER: for faxes
PHONE NUMBER/VOICEMAIL: NOT for pissing faxes, or the same shitting fax sent 5 times till you realise "uhhhhh it's not going through... *droool drool* urrrrrrrrrr"BANG

twats


edit: yay food alarm just gone off, lets see if my processed slop is done

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Don't get me started faxes!
I moved into a new flat about ten years ago and obviously we got the phone connected and unfortunately it turned out to be the fax line for a defunct charity.
We had to change our number as we got fax calls (we didn't have a fax) every 10-15 minutes 24 hours a day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# it's the exact same shit daily (repeatedly)
you'd think they'd learn that nobody gives a fuck
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# The worse in my books
are the people that so completely lack respect for other members of the human race and should be rounded up and shot are the people responsible for the recorded phone sales calls!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)
# those are harmless, just don't press any buttons
lest you be connected to a premium rate number in kyrgyzstan
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# It does one the main bed page
However I just search double beds and on the individual pages it has it in small writing at the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)
# doh
but it might be worth speaking to
www.oft.gov.uk/oft_and_cd/
and explaining that you felt this was underhanded. They like to smite big companies from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I'd fucking give them a good fucking malming, I would like
*malms*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:29, archived)
# That's bloody ridiculous
It's not like they have a wide variety of designs of slats. Complain loudly, even if it is in the fine print. Just a way of charging people extra.
btw, my Ikea bed managed to collapse a while ago. Central strut attaches to a bracket on the headboard piece which is held on by 4 screws to chipboard. Required some heavier-duty screws to fix.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)
# surely it's the heavy duty screws that caused it to collapse in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:39, archived)
# The truth is boring:
Yes, they do have a wide variety of designs of slats.

I've just sent an Ikea bed back because it failed. (They were reasonably nice about it though). Buying beds is just impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)
# is this yours?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I think pasanonic has said this fellow
is either him or has access to his emails.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
# thanks for clearing that up
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# *shrugs*
I have a memory... it access things.

not in full or with any level of detail.

but basically pasanonic seems to think it is his stuff... whether this is clarification or not I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# pasanonic: voice of the people
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)
#
www.deesillustration.com/ps1.html
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)
# hmmm
This David Dees chap is indeed talented
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
# yes it is mine
yes it is mineyes it is mineyes it is mineyes it is mineyes it is mineyes it is mineyes it is mineyes it is mineyes it is mineyes it is mineyes it is mineyes it is mineyes it is mine
(Catnipppp, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)
# It isn't though, is it?
No.
You've got all tramp's jizz round your neck and chin.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# yep, oh yea, you bet yep, oh yea, you bet yep, oh yea, you bet yep, oh yea, you bet
yep, oh yea, you bet yep, oh yea, you bet yep, oh yea, you bet yep, oh yea, you bet yep, oh yea, you bet yep, oh yea, you bet yep, oh yea, you bet yep, oh yea, you bet yep, oh yea, you bet yep, oh yea, you bet yep, oh yea, you bet yep, oh yea, you bet yep, oh yea, you bet yep, oh yea, you bet yep, oh yea, you bet yep, oh yea, you bet
(Catnipppp, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Yeah ok.
Careful the government will trace your IP and send you to one of their work camps in mexico
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:35, archived)
# jobs for everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:41, archived)
# For Agent Muu
Got me thinking....



De-Ris

a now time to leave work woo!
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# hahaha
thank you! very very awesome indeed :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# How was The Ukraine?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)
# pic is woo :)
but for me the link.. in part... says this.
* Проведите поиск по ключевым словам HTTP и 404 на веб-узле технической поддержки корпорации Microsoft.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
#
fixed the link now, only an image of the real album cover
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# commmmpo
edit: ninja!

edit2: actually, it works - he looks like Compo.

images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/ichuddersfield/nov2000/3/5/000539D8-790B-1A22-9DB780C328EC0474.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# :D
hahahaha but how does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# terrible
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)
# But how does he wear spectacles?
Top marks, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# CRAIIIIIIIIG DAVID
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] ahhaa! *whips out Craig Midget collection ;)

anyone else think he has midget face features?
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Despite polite hints, David wasn't getting the message
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Pubes in the sink?
hahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# lol
like he doesn't still wear nappies....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Yeah but they are Beckham Designer Label Nappies/Diapers
so that the band shows above his jeans ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# That would be rude
if they swapped places
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# You mean if she was a Thick Pr*ck
and he was a Thick C**t?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)
# scarlett?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Ok, take 2
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# GOD! REPOST!
:-p

lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# NOOOOO EDIT BUTTON, NOOB
abuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuseabuse

;) *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# pffftttt.....Y E S!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# LOL
He was made for this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# hahaha...worth the wait!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Benderscream is awesome
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Is Kerry Katona the new Prime Minister of Iceland...

or did I get two news stories mixed up again?
(Robutt Two pearls in a cashmere sky, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I think she is the new Prime Minister of Iceland
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# nein!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I hate this original photo
WITH A FUCKING PASSION!
and I seem to see variants of it here on a weekly basis...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Yes
I feel exactly the same! THat and the other one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# This one?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# That's the one
but that's been edited enough to have no real relivance to the original.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I did forget the puddle of wee though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:44, archived)
# puddle?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# That wee fella should be tested for Chlamydia
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# sry i havnt been on much latley i didnt know nam got bandwagoned so much
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# NEVER SURRENDER
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# That's one of theoldest bandwagons on b3ta:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# well they recently did a make war funny compo
perhaps that has something to do with it
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I'm not going to post my one on here
I get as much hate as a Pasanonic on a school reunion night.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# hahahaha
oh man that made me laugh...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Do you get the impression that
I'm disliked by people who know me?
Rather the opposite. I'm quite a popular chap and even still with old schoolmates when I pop back home.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I don't make any assumpions on the net
Just joking with the trend that's all.

How's you then; heard you've had a weird night on B3ta yesterday (btw I'm not making any judgements at all, I call everyone a cunt, including me)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I didn't have much of anything
due to me not seeing it. I have deduced from a few comments that the haters were out in force. It's tiresome for you lot and I have to be sorry for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# No worries, I got some of the pilot fish to pick the plaque off my teeth, so it's all good
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Ah, fair enough
I was expecting a "Jeccy-redX-bandwagon" just then but it's only words to me (even though the cr3ative site was throwing a bit of a spack at that time).
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)
# It spacks from time to time, aye
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# The ones that aren't giant pink bars, anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# heres one for the fallout 3 fans
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)
# pfffttt....

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I likey
anyone played Bioshock? Utterly loved this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)
# is he carrying a broken spade?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Lol


(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Totally uninspired by the cock-rocket below
MAIN EDIT - Due to technical difficulties, here is a picture of a cock.



Normal service will resume shortly when I can get something fucking working.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:33, archived)
# a redex?
you willy:P

EDIT: Hahaha. Looks like I was well placed calling you a willy:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Borked
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)
# redexxx
:(
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)
# i love redex's
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Click the button
www.sadtrombone.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Was worried it was gonna be something rude and the patients outside would hear.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)
# You've ballsed that up somewhat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# cr3ative.b3ta is not liking me for some unknown reason
bollox cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# ;)
don't fret, it happens to everyone at some time...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# hahhahahaha noob
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Allow me :)
www.mofaha.com/b3ta_image_resolver.asp
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# oh bollocks, you cunty mc cunt cunt!
I must bring back my hoard of horzez traps.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Cunt
Now I'm in trouble :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Too late
We already noticed, you edit fuck
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# haha nice recovery :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:44, archived)
# cheers, was backed upto the ropes then
*wipes spunk off brow*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I do apologise, old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Why? I needed some jel
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# hahaha fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
How as this not bindun before?

Also for fucks sakes people. Its a redex he didnt shit on your fucking dog
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)
# shhh
keep it down
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I see no abuse, apart from Chunder?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Just pop this 'ere...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I wish the band Ratatat were more famous so I could make an AT-AT joke
but I like this a lot. Go you!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# D:<
everyone knows ratatat

EVERYONE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# EVERYONE!
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# EXCEPT ME
!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# i even went to one of their shows
about as predictable as you'd expect, but still loads of fun
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# *Click* *Click* *Click* !!
WOOOOOO!

edit: bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Nicely!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# oh, now, that's special.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I learned how to do it in Special Skool
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# *dribbles on your internet*
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Pffft
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# :D
nice one, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# that's a lot of oportunity for the floppy magenta
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Oh, sir....
With this Toy Army* AT AT you are spoiling us...

*clicks*


*What TA really stands for.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)
# That's lovely
At Xmas, my cousin informed me that robins in gardens are very territorial.
I asked if that meant they only fought at the weekends.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Oh dear....
*b'dum tsch!*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Proper LOL
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# ace!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Prince Craig Charles
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# with
flames!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# i kind of want to hit him with a spade
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I can see his head and shoulders.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# I hear they are doing a new red dwarf
near spring... this i would assume you all allready know
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# A moooooovie I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# nope
2 parter on 'Dave', of all places...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Really?
Why does that make me worry?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# For the entirely correct reasons.
I'll leave the phrase 'complete travesty' just here in case anyone needs it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# ooh I'll take that for a few minutes
*sticks to placard and pickets Dave*

I'm guessing there will be a few "aging" jokes thrown in..

PS: *hugs* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)
# *hugs*
I needed that.

:'(

Bad Day.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Same here, blossom, same here.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Yeah
I share your reservations. My concern is due to the fact that they won't be written by Grant/Naylor but by Naylor, who was mainly responsible for the last two seasons, both of which left me cold.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Just heard this on the radio
Pretty strange that a new episode would be on UK TV SHIT. Or Dave. Or whatever it's called.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Right on both counts.
It really doesn't bode well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Isn't that cos, you know, they like commissioned the new episodes?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Why would it not be.
UKTV are just extra BBC channels and by the time anything like the red dwarf episodes arrive there will be little analogue TV left broadcasting.
I don't think it matters what transponder the BBC use for their programs, those that want to watch will find them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)
# UKTV is not 'extra BBC channels'.
They are half owned by Flextech half by BBC Worldwide, the commercial entity that is not in any way funded by the license fee.

Slightly different ticket. But, as the man said, don't let the facts...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# They show BBC content is all I was driving at
( not getting into the fact that they are staffed bt ex BBC staff who have been moved over )
What I was getting at is it's no less a program if it's broadcast on BBC2 or Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)
# I do admire the way you talk utter cobblers
and try to pass it off as some kind of factual information.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Easter weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# HAHA lawdy
well done
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# This scares me greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Ruth R Kelly

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# This is fucking great!
I've actually laughed dribble out of my nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# ^ needs more convicted rapist
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# ^ acquitted
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I'm sticking with convicted.
Talk to my lawyers.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# He meant Prince Charles...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# hahaha brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# how rare
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Yay - sexy time!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# *hahhaha*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I have to go to a pub quiz tonight

so this is all your likely to get out of me
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Hahaha
I thought that was something other than a trunk!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# it is, its an eletoise
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# aaaarrrrggghhh!
eletortoise hippo war!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Not worth it's own thread...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# the child seems to be giving him a blow job
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# !
o.O
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# ahaha this^^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# The blowjob action was posted this morning:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I figured it would have been
posted many times already. I'm never first to the party.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# ah
don't have time to look here till I get home
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# fair by me
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# the sun must be very bright
mark kirmode or what ever his name is looks like they turned his smile upside down
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# neither is this


(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Or this

(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# And today was going so well
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# He's upset because someone posted his missus below.
(SickRik is orange, rofflez)
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# :(
its not even magenta
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# No! Don't bring Cock Tuesday into (further) disrepute.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
#





(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Oh that is glorious!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Edit: Actually - I feel the "Duck of Doom" may be better just here.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# something I learned today:
insipid means ducklike.

also - hello you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# hello you.
This week's word is 'Adumbrate': to put into the shadow or shade.

I like it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# oooh - good one
I'll try and use it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# anserines on a postcard to...
Edit: seriously? That's quackers!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# BBC Bristol
Television Centre,
Whiteladies Road,

Bristol BS8 2LR.


/Animal Magic blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Ahhh! Did you read that splendid story about Blue Peter?
'Dear Blue Peter... I can save lives'

Edit: off home I pog. Taraa JPG; Prof; All!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Oh, bless!
that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# That's
wonderful! ^_^
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# wow, thanks for that
:)

beautiful story
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# hahahahah, it needs to be animated with head bobbing action!
like that Flat Eric advert and music video from ages ago :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# :)
Quite so - haven't had time yet.... I just like his mad staring eyes.

That cheered me up!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# hehe, yup, those eye tear into your soul :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# grrr
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# thats one BIG
raging cock.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Ahhh, tuesdays

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Yup, Tuesdays.
Tuesdays.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# at least the warning system worked today!


granted, its been wrong a few other days last week...

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# is it the gayshift yet?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Tuesday 09.00 - 23.59
Earlier when the cb3tans are around.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# i know
this is just a very gayshift picture
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# *agrees wholeheartedly*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)

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