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[challenge entry] thwiisome
[Mod edit: Linkied]
(thumper131, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# TOTAL NSFW-ness!
RTFM N00B!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
#


^ that looks a bit like a cock, only much smaller?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Oh dear
Just a bit NSFW...
We might have to flame you now. Hold still, it might hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Welcome to ingore!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# ingnore!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Sorry I can't read this
as I am ingoring thumper131

Please leave a message.... and I'll never read it.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I AM INGORE MONTOYA
AND I AM INGORING YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# FFS...

Where's the Banhammer?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# left of the cockchopper
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# is that with the knobnipper or by the schlongslicer?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# were not on kotaku now...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Oh Dear
Yah could have gotten away with it, if it haddent been for those meddling Cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Soz feller but we don't do blatant porn here so:

However, if you paint over that dick with magenta and make it a comedy cartoon willy and then re-save it under the same name and/or use Edit Post and change it for the work safe version you'll do fine.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# WE NEED A WHOLE NEW FORCE
WE NEED CHAVITY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# now I have a high tolerance for nsfw-ishness
but this is a man being wanked by two women - I'd hazard that's nsfw in most people's books.

edit/ I think I shall post a hippo

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# aurora snow?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# yes, now I reckon that does look like Porn
what do you think?

fucking idiot, please fuck off and stop putting shit like this in my work computer's cache
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# NSFFW!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# fuck off and dont return
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Fail-disapproving demon disapproves of fail
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Does he have special FAIL-powers?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# He could eat your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Link it Sock cooker!
Welcome to Ignore NOOB!
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
#
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I like it...!
What on this site is SFW?

If you're here...you're not working.

GET BACK TO WORK.

Petty bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# haha ^ this
but seriously - ^^ them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# "What on this site is SFW?" - most of it, actually.
and anything that isn't is linked.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Hang on a second you inconsiderate fuck.
The faq clearly states that if it looks like porn then it's not safe for work and you don't post it.
Half of the fuckers here are at work right now and admittedly they are doing fuck all but that does not mean that they should not have a right to choose if they have porn on their screens or not.
The FAQ does not say "It's safe for work because Albert Marshmallow does not have a job and does not give a fuck what's on his monitor".

It's just a matter of courtesy. Ah right, I see where I'm going to have trouble here.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# A lot of office workers are allowed to browse the net while on break
but bosses take a dim view of porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# well that really was clever, wasn't it?
idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# No joysticks allowed... just wii controllers please
{poor wee noob)
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# welp, good deal I'm at home on vacation then,
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Your B3tahistory: 3 holds, 1 submission and a knockout. Well done.
Are you having problems finding the delete button?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# awwwww
did you think that all up by yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] TUTORIAL


first I got my tablet and pen to hand then had a sip of my hot toddy ( I've had proper flu since Sunday ). Then I thought " how can I show these bastards how shit they are?"
So I scribbled a bit here, then I scribbled a bit there and through an interesting juxtaposition of line and form I came up with this tutorial which clearly shows I am good and you are not so good but can be if you follow my easy instructions.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# *winner*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I'd be ashamed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# You have shame?
I'm bored with this challenge already. Too easy, too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I know.
Here's a game you will never make Nintendo, Fallout 3, because your console is fucking shit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Haha, this!
I started my 'evil' play through last night - mwahahha...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# hahahahahah! that is brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# please marry my sister
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Sorry.
Under Archie's advice I already married my own. Norfolk rules or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Cheers Bro'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# hehe.
Sorry mate :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# that's ok, you can make up for it by clicking this...
www.b3ta.com/board/9200869
*emotionally blackmails*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Consider it clicked.
but only because you used my handy tutorial ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Hehehe!
Your Ts look like digital 4s...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# no tutorials pls..
;)

nice

edit: argh my arch enemy and i said something nice
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# This would so win!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Hahaha
ahaha
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
YES
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# hah
nice one Pasanonic
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Haha
If this doesn't win I shall eat my hat
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Hahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I dunno really...

just had to get it out of me head.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# woo
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# that's the only henry picture i've actually found funny
where the hell does he come from anyway? never really got this meme.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# haha xD
he walks away contemplating his mistake...
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# WiiL!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Pasanonic!!!!!
Your 1 key is stuck! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# it shows
extra love if you press it lots of times. I learned it on farcebook.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Which I've still managed to avoid,
but it's knocking harder everyday...

I remember the day when folks used to go to pubs and socialise, now all they do is stand silently listening to the super loud music and wish they had the guts to talk to someone.

I actually see folks in a pub on their own and online on a social site on their phone/laptop/etc fairly regular now too.

Which begs the question, when folks who met online do eventually meet IRL, what do they do?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] oh be quiet!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Ms Bastard was damn foxy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] ..


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha too true, too true :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Ace.
I love doing this to the little old lady downstairs. She's nearly blind and very deaf, so Mrs Vagabond and I like to invite lots of friends 'round to dance in our living room so that she can enjoy the sounds of us young folk having fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# You should invite her
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Joust be thankful they haven't got one of those stupid Karioky
Games like my neighbours have :(
Woo BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Wii Police training
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Game and Wii
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# i like this :) more original :)
i did whack myself in my own nuts a year ago on the baseball game tho... bad instructions from the game tbh!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# haha
thats brilliantly done, but too well animated for game & watch! Cant see the trails either

*pedants*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Ha
I can't honestly remember what they look like with my own eyes. I do know that I have an old 'soccer' and 'basketball' in a dusty draw at my parents house.
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# a bit like this...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# aha
yes. Now I remember, they were charged liquid displays :-)

And woo to the pic also.
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# woo to this
brings back memories
(nom_nom_nom, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# There's probably no bus...
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# :D
The title loaded before the image for me, and I feared the worst. That's lully.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Titmonkey!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# monkey tits ftw
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# what an arousing phrase!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# nice!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Can just imagine the frantic phone calls into work
"Yeah, boss? Might be a bit late... bus has been picked up and carried away by a giant monkey-bird. Yeah, I know... again..."

Woo to monkey-bird!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# hahah, that's ace!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# very good! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] inspired by TGA

/edit
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# nice logo sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# ^This
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# this^
can u make me somes pls O:o)
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Wii font here
www.themeworld.com/cgi-bin/preview.pl/fonts/continuu.2.zip
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# arf, nice one indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# oh wii do like to be beside the seaside
*opens skeggy poster, bracing.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Hehehe
This would be ace!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Nice one Queenie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Not posted in an age - so ka'blam 'ave that!


*Apologies, mind bleach on standby
(nom_nom_nom, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Keeley?
Ive seen that girl on the right before somewhere. She is purdy...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# hahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# A little bit of sick just came up...
Woo though
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# bARF!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I had to do this before I go to lunch!


But I reckon it might actually sell!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# OI YOU!
WHO THE HELL IS THE OLDGOER???
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I've told you
It's Jade JAgger
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Sorry for the trauma!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Apology NOT accepted!
/ruined my lunch blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# :(
I haven't had mine yet!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# It's Jade Jagger!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I would probably
buy this
(Stoopid_Faaka, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I think I would too
If I ever bought a wii
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd like to see them try this
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
#
Proust's novel ostensibly tells of the irrevocability of time lost, the forfeiture of innocence through experience, the reinstatement of extra-temporal values of time regained, ultimately the novel is both optimistic and set within the context of a humane religious experience, re-stating as it does the concept of intemporality. in the first volume, Swann, the family friend visits...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# also this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Sorry, should've posted the tutorial to go with it
It's an extremely looong book in which nothing bloody well happens.
I doubt anyone would want to make a game out of it, hence the compo entry.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Lisa is as useful as ever...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Edit: fuck that was a big image...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# That's not helpful
Try WHO the HELL is the oldgoer?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# she's no good either
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hee hee
Hooray for Gaz


It's Jade "Who the hell are you?" Jagger
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# bored.com/oliverbot
Who is the oldgoer?
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# \Hahaha
Jade frickin' Jagger!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Ha ha
There should be a series of literary games...

Kafka: The Game

Find your way out of a neverending series of rooms using only the red herring objects available to you until you lose the will to live.

Kundera's The Unbearable Lightness of Being

Wander around Prague shagging strangers and having existential breakdowns until finally you lose interest and put the game down to do something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# This is the sort of thinking I can get behind
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# David Lynch Sports World
including:

100m Dimension Hop
Dwarf Tossing
Red Velvet Curtain Climbing
Nitrous Oxide Sucking
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# War and Peace, the Game.
It has 100 levels, but nothing happens for at least the first ten, by which point everyone has stopped playing
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Kerouac's On The Road
extremely successful game bought by millions, rarely played except the handheld version which is briefly taken up by students on their gap year travelling round india, in an attempt to impress each other.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
The Tragedies of William Shakespeare

You take the role of the Brummy Bard,killing everything in sight in the most tragic, poetically unjust, soul wrenching way possible.

Mandatory for secondary school children.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# ..aaahhhhh..... PROUST wrote a book about, ABookAbout, a book about,
PROUST wrote a BookABout, aBookABout -- *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Oh fuck Id forgotten about this
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Memes always do well in compos. Fact!
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# :D
*buys eleventeen*
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# haha
(petisha, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# blimey
who's the oldgoer?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# *wibbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I'm having a bad day - and that's made it worse!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Is it Angelina Jolie?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# don't think so
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Haha!
Nicely!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Acoustic?
Isn't that what rebels who can't afford guns use to take over a country?
And where's the Wii Minesweeper logo?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Not quite sure what I'm looking at.
Is this an actual replicatable bug, or is this a clever pun I don't get?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Brilliant
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# you've swept out a pair of bollocks
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# It really whips the llama's ass
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# puntastical!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# ninja rock-headbut!
my favourite game :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha
ace

who IS the oldgoer?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# If you liked this, then you may also enjoy...
www.b3ta.com/board/9200869
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# *waits for wii are the champions* ...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I did
top notch as always


Do YOU know who the oldgoer is?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# haha
he won't know
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Strangely, stoning is also still lawful in Jamaica
as a punishment for homosexuality.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# It's not one of girls aloud is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# don't think so
I've lost the original thread now
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9200888
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Arf, is there a special survivor mode where you, as an adulterous harlot, have to deflect stones with your arms until you're overwhelmed?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Haha - ace
One of my faves so far
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hehehehe!
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Who thought getting stoned could be so much fun.
Wee!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I'd buy a wii
just to play this.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)
# haha
shocking
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# OMG...
This is almost exactly as I had planned it.


(Though you have made a better job than I would have)

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Who the hell is that woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Oof.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# what ever happened to 'anne frank's drumkit' the b3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# hehehe
www.snopes.com/movies/actors/zadora.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Ann Frank is in the attic
watching you masturbate
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# perhaps she is the oldgoer?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# It's quicker than asking every one individually and seeing which works...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Ha, Baal is my favourite twittering deity.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahaha, ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Stephen Green of Christian Voice?
FSM: Have pasta and meatballs, and grog with that.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# http://twitter.com/christianvoice
... I really can't tell if this is genuine.

"Please tag your abusive tweets with #heathen and your regular tweets with #blessed"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Haha!
Me neither
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# SOCIAL SERVICES PREFER GAYS TO GRANDPARENTS

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Ha, just everyone clam down.
Put your fucking clam down, you're not going to throw it at anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# there are too many comical spelling mistakes
noone is that stupid

are they?
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# This is cocking ace!!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# who's the oldgoer?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# THERE IS NO OLDGOER THERE IS ONLY ZOOL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I wish this was true
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# WHO
WHO
WHO IS THE OLDGOER?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# brilliant, even by your standards
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# my my
that's an old image
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# it's got a talk board and a calender
It's the modern era!

edit/ 15-Nov-2005 13:50
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# haha
Dawkins is the king
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# :D
*instaclick*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# oooh
look what i found when googling BAAL

NSFW, but not narstee or nuffink
snehaldesai.com/images/baal_poster.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# It's watching you B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Who is the oldgoer?
in before bobs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# what is this oldgoer stuff about?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# We dunno who she is
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# sorry, you are a victim of something else that is going on ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# ):
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# nice eye by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# (:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Hang on, where's the Wii logo?
This is a very nice eye, I'm in favour.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Thank you. (:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] it's fresh, yo
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# haha
needs more Carlton
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# who's the oldgoer?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I.... don't....know!!!
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Rob in a brown wig
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# *considers*
no - it just won't do
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# As a judge, I hope he plays Nintendo "Draft the Constitution"
As sold under "Wii the People".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# hahaha
this is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)

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