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# drawing gone wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)
# the question is
is it going out of him

or is it coming back in?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)
# That's rather nice
and very textured for a wally man post.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)
# On the contrary
I would say that this was a positive move away from a style which was beginning to define you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)
# He is . . . riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipped !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)
# He has tears coming from his tears!!
Ain't english a pisser?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Yes . . . it's time to wind up the wind and feel it blow !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
# She will return

She will return
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I have no idea what this is about, so I am going to go and cook some lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)
# I just had lunch, it was really nice, I recommend it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Its just an unfortunate time for Jade
What with it being Easter and all that!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Easter?
are you from... THE FUTURES???
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I did see many Eggs
in Tesco
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:07, archived)
# They're getting so advanced festivities are getting merged.
It is currently Mother Easter Day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I can still buy Turkey in Tesco
but that don't make it Christmas ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I still buy Christmas pud at M&S.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)
# actually, the other day I saw someone buy a trolley full of easter eggs
by full I mean overfull

must have spent a few £ on the stupid things
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Did they look like a large rabbit with a wicker basket?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)
# It's bloody Ash Wednesday.
Easter is 46 days away.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)
# what the fuck?
did the cancer bunny come early?
What kind of logic do you people actually use to justify the shit you come up with?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:07, archived)
# *genuine chortle*
/and you didn't even comment on the size
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Logic ???
Justify ??????
what in Gods name are you talking about???????
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I thought it was obvious.
He's using the wrong knife!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I would say that was out of order
But I found myself shopping one so offensive I actually closed down tattyshop.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)
# offensively
large?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)
# No reallyreallyreally bad!
So bad it involved her head and an image on the bbc news FP.
I can say no more as it's that bad!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! __, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Huh?




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)
# i... er....
wh....
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:45, archived)
# excellent :)
PS Thepiratebay has had a facelift :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I saw that.
Not that i use that site *whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Now Nicoteenager does head stunts !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:50, archived)
# He's on fucking fire!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)
# That guy gets on my bus!
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)
# ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)
# is it just me?


de-ris: 1st boy - 2nd boy
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Is that the Tunnocks boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:33, archived)
# AND YOU SELL BISCUITS!?!?!?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I don't think his face is on their products
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:35, archived)
# So! You should still know a biscuit icon!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:36, archived)
# This week's image challenge
"Biscuit icons in sexually explicit situations"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I've only got a furtive icon:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# So the 'trio' girl being fisted by .erm....
I can't think of any apart from blue riband blues singer!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:49, archived)
# TAXI!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:52, archived)
# "Night Mr Walters"
"Hnnnn"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I saw Tunnock's boy
even before the morph started!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:33, archived)
# I saw Tunnock's boy
at the end of my road, wanking in to a discarded packet of crisps
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Salt & Vinegar?
Or Cheese & Onion?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:49, archived)
# he loves the stingy feeling that you can only achieve through a Walkers Salt and Vinegar
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)
# you'd have thought he'd have liked the salt'n'shake more
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)
# spade to the face thank you very much
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Sorry:(
Haven't the foggiest who either are.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# he called ray something or other,he used to be in brookside
then was on x factor,his singing career flopped so hes now on danceing on ice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Knew that was gonna happen.




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# oooOOOoo you fibber!
Ooo I've just had a craving for fried egg, fish fingers and beans on toats.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I did!
Just like Pasanonic ^

I bet you don't question him!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Well I believe him!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:43, archived)
# No, there's just a fair degree of predictability that a child's disembodied head will ultimately turn into the tunnock's boy.
A bit like how abused children always become abusers themselves.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Oh I believe you!
It's that dodgy mstandot I don't believe.


I hear he doesn't even like his custard!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Why, do you like the taste of your own custard?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:43, archived)
# What?
My Creme au riverghost?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:46, archived)
# hahahaWhat?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:46, archived)
# You know what I mean
We all know that it's you that taps open milk bottles and sicks the cream out!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I am not a tit!

Is redsushi on? Spreading his shite?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:51, archived)
# No
www.mstandotexposesall.com
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I ckicked too!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Yeah
Knew you would.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Is that where you make pictures of shark with human teeth?
Or videos with lots of typography....
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I'm not sure I want to click on a link called rayquim world
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I know that it's just not me . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Comes with free hammer attachment


Click for bigger (149 kb)

(arnold pisstanga www.weirdsite.co.uk, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Have I not seen this before?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
# I commented on it before . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)
# How long has Matthew Broderick been Peter Sutcliffe?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# This is a pea roast.
Worth remembering, we have no lives, we're always on here, we know when you pea.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)
# And . . . what colour it is . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:32, archived)
# pea green?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Exactamundo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# No
Pea green
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# If you insist . . . I do have a bucket handy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:39, archived)
# And I have my handy buckety.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:43, archived)
# new compo...please....please new compo soon...PLEEEEEASE!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:31, archived)
# ^this
with spanniels
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:36, archived)
# *Hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:32, archived)
# hahaha!
Do you have one of these for everything?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:33, archived)
# hehe.
I have a small collection handy but am always on red alert in case I need to make something ad-hoc ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:35, archived)
# It wasn't terminal then
Did Emmerdale bring you around?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I didn't watch emmerdale you trumpet.
I've not had the TV on all day. I made some paella and ate half of it and I feel vaguely alive.
Now I might play some Warhammer 40k DOW2 which is all excitey and explosiony.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# my computer won't even pretend to run it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I started it last night
and I am on day 7 of the campaign. Whatever that means. Who cares? I get to run about as a Space Marine again :) ( I used to play this on the table top back in the days when computers were calculators )



Click for bigger (385 kb)

I'm loving it, just my kind of game.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)
# How much ram do you have?
It onviously only needs 40k
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)
# haha. I am so stealing that for a post idea
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Hello big boy
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# hello beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Boo
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# You really shouldn't have deleted the first version
Now all the positive comment you got for this image is gone
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# He also posted it about three days ago.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:47, archived)
# this is what my comment made reference to
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Ah
You have the memory of an astute mongoose.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# It's a pearoast
AND Sutcliffe used a ball pein.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)
# How is . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Ahh...The old face switcheroo!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Another plot has been . . . hatched . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:31, archived)
# He looks disgusted
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# no, he just wants to stick his cock in there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Well, who wouldn't?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
# every pole, has a hole
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Some even take it whole
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# with a mighty pole, it is a goal
you could even end up in a gaol
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)
# haha!
...But everybody expects Henry!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Is there a Doctor . . . in the house !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Sometimes I think my life is simply a waiting period for TR2N

That's Tron 2.0 of course
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)
# woo
buys many.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)
# hehehe, period, hehehe
how rude of me, woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:51, archived)
# hur hur hur
Up on blocks
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# chocks away
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)
# The new snickers ad
The bit at the end when Mr T walks out of the lock up, is it just me or does he walk like he has shit himself
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Buys eleventy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Top draw.





(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Cool. I like the font.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# That's great . . . it'll keep my hair out of the wind too !
I really like the front axle concept as well . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# nicely, love that design
im off to play forza motorsport

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I dont have one of them on my game :
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:27, archived)
# i used that livery design tool
i would send you one but i dont have xbox live
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I've never liked
the gulf colours as it always reminds me of big old American monsters that handle like yachts.
And when they sponsored the Ducati endurance team I was not happy.
That cobra should be in British racing green with a spitfire yellow nose ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# i usually like masterchef
but something about the current crop of finalists makes me uneasy

(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# How the hell has Nick Cotton ended up there?
also: nice Ming-age
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:28, archived)
# :D
hadn't spotted that one
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# i think we should organise a field trip
clue:
Sunday 26th April at Her Majesty's Theatre, Haymarket, London, with guest host StephenFry.
TICKETS WILL BE AVAILABLE FROM 10am ON TUESDAY 3rd MARCH
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:40, archived)
# this sounds definitely 'do-able' to me
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:41, archived)
# i'm a little disappointed that they're not going to have a regular presenter.
fry should be good fun to do it though, not so sure about jack dee.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:48, archived)
# I mentioned this earlier:
www.b3ta.com/board/9216363
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# dimbelby would be great
a new series of just a minute has started hasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# surely HMT is still showing
'Phantom' all year?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# i guess for that night they're not *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)
# he got sent packing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:42, archived)
# He actually looks like that.
Smashing bloke. Dives for his own seafood. Nick Cotton fucked up and got the boot but was also an amazing chef.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)
# 'allo Ma
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Leo McKern?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:28, archived)
# He is looking good for a dead man
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Haha!
I thought he looked like Freebase.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:28, archived)
# If he had his way he'd serve it all on china plates
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
#
woo

b3ta.com/board/8162762
(1.618..., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
# this is strangely hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# they seem to have to much black bile
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)
#
it is pure evil.
(1.618..., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# PLEASE STOP SHOUTING AT ME, YOU ORALLY FIXATED PRICK
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# That looks shopped to me, I don't mean your bit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)
# It's not
She clearly thinks we're That's Life.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:43, archived)
# look at it man, some thing isn't quite right with it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Hahaha
I am teh dullard (also one that has been awake for 24 hours)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I can see the layers
24 hours, christ, are you on a case with Eddie Murphy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)
# No I'm in a case with Eddie Murphy
And he's trumping like a champ!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)
# he will get you pregnant
but he might kill you for being white
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# THat's OK I shall kill him for being black first
He forgot I packed my KKK uniform in the case.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# GREAT PLATE OF FOOD
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Give me a sec and I'll scan in my fave cookery book cover. It's fucking fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:46, archived)
# HE HAS THE NATURAL PALLET BUT HE LACKS PRESENTATION, WILL HE BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE PRESSURE OF A REAL KITCHEN?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I'm scanning it now. It's fucking fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# you added the grenades
right?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Grenades?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Has some outstanding recipes including how to make wine vinigar and feta cheese
As well as a whole chapter on handy etiquette tips:


EDIT: I've had that book 12 years and it's still to date not only my favourite but has the best recipes of any book I've bought.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Haha share the deads foods lols!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:05, archived)
# just stand on a chair and start pissing on the table
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:08, archived)
# And lastly the most evil grin in the history of cookery books.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# I want that book, just so I can look at these pictures everyday
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# OK £3 shipping
But a used copy on Amazon is 1p!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)
# haha, I'd thought this very thing
I also think the host look...well, a bit like this:
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:17, archived)
# this is superb
and gets clicks and that
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Come mine with me...
..let's mine, let's mine away!
If you could use some exotic bauxite
There's a mine in yonder Bombay!

/Frank Sinatra Blog
(Guizmeaux, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:19, archived)
# just wait till they get their hands into a deep runny pyroclastic flow
hot sticky magma spurting everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:19, archived)
# filth
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:21, archived)
# you love it, you slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# haha
this would be far better than the tv series.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# This makes me feel all sedimental
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:21, archived)
# that's gneiss
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:25, archived)
# 'slate in the day for a punfight
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# I've never met a more fictional sounding phrase before.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# of quartz it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:31, archived)
# I couldn't agree more.
Pun fights rock!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
# sometimes they can be a basalt on the senses though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Oh come on, that was rubbish!
Ig neous to be much better than that to beat me :D!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Don't you look in the mirror and think
"Amethyst on society."?
Your puns have a sapphire-ific effect on me...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:22, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:39, archived)
# top stuff
strikes for entertainment?
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:21, archived)
# we didn't even have strikes
miners nowadays....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# hahahaha
splendid, have a big fat click.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Oh, very good!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# My new family coat of arms.
Animated to add English not because you're crap at Latin but because I am.

Photobucket
(Guizmeaux, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:15, archived)
# noble applause
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:40, archived)
# *whistles... drops image here... and runs*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:15, archived)
# does it do what it says on the tin?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Certainly does.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:17, archived)
# He's made of aluminum, surely.
Tin would be much too expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# oh lordy lord.
I suspect I'll have to go out for a bigger spanging pan.

have a bumblebee



(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# tutorial?
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:26, archived)
# you mean did I follow one?
no, it's a huge digital pencil sketch. This is just some of the random wip snapshots made into an anim.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:31, archived)
# no, I meant, 'can we see one please'
It's obvious you're awesome, but I could appreciate this more if you rubbed it in a bit telling us all how you did it. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:43, archived)
# haha.
I think I was getting to that conclusion myself as I mulled over it. You will have to forgive me. Flu relapse is making my brain all slow and gooey.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Respect
...


.
(Catnipppp, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Vrooom!!!
Since they banked the North Circular and replaced bendy buses with racing buses my commute is much shorter.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:55, archived)
# in the future, the world will covered in a single layer of concrete
people will travel on it

in red buses

it will look like this
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:56, archived)
# that is lovely :)
Am I the only person who hates live music tracks?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I don't hate live music tracks
But I do hate, loving band musician for ages and thinking the sound of thier albums is sublime, finding perfection in every note and pitch change...Then hearing a live track from the album and it sounding crap...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I don't follow anyone, If I like a track I will download it regardless of who it is
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Banked speedway style motorways would be awsome
but sadly they would not be Superfast-Wall-of-death-with-a-LION-in-the-sidecar-awesome...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# you know
people really were tougher in the olden days

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# health and safety is killing fun
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I'd kill every one of them!
but I'd have to fill out loads of forms first, just not worth the effort
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# see, you can't even commit murder with out having to feel out forms now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:13, archived)
# political correctness gone mad!
I expect to read about this in the daily mail
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:15, archived)
# OMG LION
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# OMG LION IS ON FIRE!*
*exageration
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# pffft
Superfast-Wall-of-death-with-a-LION-in-the-sidecar-ON-FUCKING-FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# CHASED BY GEESE!
ON FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:06, archived)
# ON FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# GOUSES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# GOURDS!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# he just wants to be loved!
*aproaches silently from behind*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:14, archived)
# *backs away*
No way man.... That's a step too far for me
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# AH COME ON MAN, TO THE MAX!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# ...
And the whole things fucking roaring right?! Pushing you forward like you're a hood ornament on a freight train train or something. And your balls man, your balls are about this big!...if you want the ultimate rush, you gotta be willing to pay the ultimate price...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:13, archived)
# with a bottle of rum in one hand, and a cigar in the other, shouting "BRING. IT. ON!!!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Yays
Has there been a bus winner yet?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# The number 21 is leading this season.
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I've heard good things
about their pit bus stop crew.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Laughing and racing . . . all the way to the bank !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Racing Buses
that'll be the last trip ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Nice buses
I like your styles
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Punking instigatah!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Woo!
I have Invaders Must Die on at the moment!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I only heard about two thirds of that
I twas listening via the interwebbery to Triple J and they were playing the whole thing with interviews and then their streaming server buggered up.
Sounded cool though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Gezundheit!


Which is best of all the animals?










(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:53, archived)
# OTHER, BUT WHAT?


Stoats with Toats!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:55, archived)
# why aren't Otters on that list?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:56, archived)
# communism
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# it will never work, until all money is abolished
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# You can help abolish all money now, by donating it all to me.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# the banks are doing a good job of it by themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# yeah, it's like they got a little club going on
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:07, archived)
# yeah, the bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Because otters and tribbles would dominate the voting
And none of the other animals would even get a look-in.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# and the problem is?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# We already know the result of that
So let's sit back and see how the lesser animals do.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:06, archived)
# axlotls rule
i am disappointed that bush babys and orangutans aren't there
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I love Axolotls.
They are just so anarchic.

"Hey, fuck you evolution and fuck you salamanders. I'm just going to stop here and enjoy my furry gills if it's all the same to you"

classic case of refusing to grow up.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:17, archived)
# =D
i've no idea how you pronouce it though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:19, archived)
# personally, I pronounce it axolotl
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:21, archived)
# I say "axolotl" but I know some people say "axolotl".
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:26, archived)
# then there's those who pronounce it potato or tomato
I say we just call the whole thing off
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Tamandua
They're the best
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# they're like anteaters with no heads
very odd.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# and they rear up in a supposedly menacing fashion when threatened.
What's not to like?
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# also, what other animal has a broomstick
for a tail?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Pangolins!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# It was tough to decide between
Axylotl and Meerkats. I went for meerkats though. Mainly because you can't drown whilst seeing meerkats.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Other
Red pandas
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Always making fun !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# The Incredible Selluck
(iamgoingtohell, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:41, archived)
# needs more Nicholas Anelka
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# incidentally, there's still time to click this lots
www.b3ta.com/board/9202011
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Or time to click every other image to ensure this slips down the rankings
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:48, archived)
# damn you Tribs
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:54, archived)
# >:[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:56, archived)
# *yay*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:41, archived)
# good for this
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Now he's getting somewhere . . .
like the Streets of San Fran Damn Cisco !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:45, archived)
# you know
for someone ostensibly green

he's awfully covered in what seems to be poop.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry] WiIMAP!


Paint - check!
Shit - check!
My work is done here.
(zebby wasting irony here on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:39, archived)
# I would say . . . bindun . . . however you have made that point moot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Yay, I can see one of mine!
I would like the royalties in the form of a cheque please.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Out Of Control
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Huh?
Whassat all about?
(wooly, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Mind control . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Needs more floatylight
Happy Faces biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Gonna need a bigger net !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
#
net gun!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Shhhh, be vewy quiet, I'm huntin' biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# The wast of the gweat white biscuit huntews !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I did laugh
The artists says "This was the most straightforward way I could think of to literally contribute something happy to the atmosphere".... That would be happy as well as helium gas, and pink stained soap residue
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Sounds like a goon night out with those ingredients!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Ha ha.. Nekkid, sloshed in pink stained soap suds and whacked out yer gourd on helium
singing about pixies in a high pitched voice
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:32, archived)
# did you say........ GOURD?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Now you've gone and freaked her !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# need more penis gourd
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Correct once again . . . !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Mr Vagabond senior is jolly clever.
We went to see a Damien Hirst exhibition. It was crap, and so Mr V snr started talking about the fire extinguisher in the corner of the gallery - how it was a red phallus thrusting into the female air - a clearly provocative symbol of the dominance of male sexuality and its intrisic blah bollocksy blah blah.

Within about five mins he had about six or seven people milling around him, nodding sagely and considering the fire extinguisher's form.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# hahaha
that's superb
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant!
I love your dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:52, archived)
# hahaha
demonstrating that people need a good fucking slap with the fucking clueslap-unit

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:53, archived)
# hahaha
reminds me of the lightswitch scene in the Red Dwarf episode Leigon
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Wii Wii in my Tii Pii !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Beware the king
End of day crappy manip

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I really like this
Worth a shit thread to bring it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# thanks
wish I could say it was mine- I lifted it from a forum ages ago
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# but you changed it a bit right?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# yes, by, erm...hosting it on http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I thought that was frowned upon in these parts?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I dont know what any of this means :(
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Michael Burke +Plus eyepatch
= a kind of crappy Sagat oppurtunity.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# It means that you have to do the maccaranna, stark bollock nekkid clasping a parmetto olive between your buttocks.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# ...again
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Goodness!
That's rather specific!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Normal night out
at least in these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# *eyes up parts suspiciously*
Indeed?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
# We have a strict protocol here at b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Ain't that the truth.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# kthxbye
Edit: I think 'manip' is reaching a little, so I present you with:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Only one possible riposte to that...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# YES!!!!!!
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I only have the one seam horse.
Not sure I can really improve on that one anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Very, very true, sir.
allow me one more indulgence:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# ROCK & ROLL!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Yeeeeeehaw !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# You're Cookin' Now !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# behold - the seamsplane!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Oh Yeah . . . and the seam liming !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# This is tremendous, sir
Wonderful stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# These animated ones are top!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# *gives stern look*
Oh, they have be animated now, do they?

*flounces like Pasanonic on a bad PMT flouncy day*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Static seams are SO last year... :p
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# :(
*tries to work out how to animate stuff*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Only kidding
Yours are all brillofab :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# They sure are fun to ride on too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# ta . . . I suppose carrots will be next . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Here's a seam train
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Hahaha nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Woot Toot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# oh hai!


(Piddins Drinking Double Dutch since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# MICHAEL BUERK WITH EYEPATCH
(I helped save b3ta! __, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# VOTE FOR IT
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post376718
(I helped save b3ta! __, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# shit off
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Oh yes, I forgot I insulted you earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! __, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# you insulted the board with your pisspoor shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I used MSPaint
(I helped save b3ta! __, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# yes. it shows.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Well.. obviously..
Is this meant to be an insult?

It's a bit odd.
(I helped save b3ta! __, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I'm bored with you now
go back to the talk board
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
#
I'm bored with you now
go back to the talk board


shit, i'm losing
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I'm losing shit
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE
Be careful, he packs a mean headbutt.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Definitely worth the golf clap...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Har har har shit = teh funneh!
FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# WUT?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# great
now something funny please.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Oh hi I've just been Whack-attacked!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Harry hill is more collar than man
i can see it now
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# can you see this
(I helped save b3ta! __, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# someone's calling you on the talk board
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# clockwise!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# This is ace
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I don't get it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# down the board there
its an optical illusion, i had to flip every frame to make it work, and it still doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Haha, you've actually flipped it and it still looks the same. The shadow motions in a different direction now but its still going clockwise to me.
Weirdest optical illusion ever.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# It's just a black shape changing
Your brain fills in the blanks. Some people's brains assume the front is coming round, other people's brains assume the rear is coming round...

I wonder if that's how you can tell which blokes prefer tits and which blokes prefer bums?

*experiments*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# dammit
now i've got her going clockwise I can't get her back again!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Prodge made me do it...


www.b3ta.com/board/9217198
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# cannot un-see
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I'm gonna animate it tomorrow
watch this space :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# If that's the case I think I'll ignore you till Friday
;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Ewww but should it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Ooooooh a nice nasal bridle bit !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Ooof
.
(trnk loves a pun, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)

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