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# eau de toilette
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# On a scale of 2?
I'd give her one!

Ning Missy! How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# allllllllright, you?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# I am grand!
Although rather shattered.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# I always do
*Mourns passing of previous thread*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# I find her suggestive.
Does anyone else find her suggestive?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I made a John Barrowman collage


cfb
I hope you like it
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Hahahahah I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Next signing
Take it along. 10 points if you give the collage to him, 20 points if he signs it and gives it back.
Remember, we need pics as proof.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
deal Noel
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I'm ready for love, thanks to that collage
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
DOES NOT WANT! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] evolution will mean
to save the chippy a job
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# he looks well and truly kippered
i love fish expressions
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# argh shit no pirates
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Worse than that
They're drunk bungee-pirates with beards!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# It's worse than that
They're drunk bungee-pirates with beards Jim!
Beards Jim!
Beards Jim!
They're drunk bungee-pirates with beards Jim!
Beards Jim!
Beards!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I COME IN PEACE
SHOOT TO KILL
SHOOT TO KILL
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# He's Worse than that in bed Jim
Bed Jim
Bed Jim
He's Worse than that in bed Jim
Bed Jim
Bed.

*braces for Klingons*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# THERES KILINGONS ON THE STARBOARD BOW
STARBOARD BOW
STARBOARD BOW
SCRAPE EM OFF JIM!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# HIs wife's thin
Now that she shows it.
Not that she shows.
Her knife's thin
But not how she shoves it.
But not how she shoves it.
Cappin.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Theeeeeeeeeeere's
Toenails on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow.
There's
Toenails on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
Jim.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# argh shit no they are everywhere.

argh
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Fucking Narwhal Enablers!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# but you have a narwhal
if you can't get wenches with a narwhal, you're a hopeless case
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# He's already got a huge blubbery wench with an enormous horn,
more than enough for one man, arrrrr.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I second this alarmingly capitalised sentiment
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Narwhal!!
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# NARWALS NARLWAS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Mr. Splashy Parts is Jewist!!!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# fucking narwhals fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Awsomeness!
(Fly Projector, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# I WANT MORE WENCHES AND MEAD TOO
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# this image has everything
*clicks furiously*

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# waheeeey!
pirates!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# argh argh argh
this one is too big for b3ta argh
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# awesome
it reminds me of this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAFXayH1bpY
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Well theres a whole load of batshit crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# well that's my socks rocked off
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# GROG! GROG! GROG!
Yarrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# YARRR.
argh.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Yaaaaarrrr! Arrrr... AR!!
RRRgggg?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# arrr.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# R
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# BACK ON THE PIRATEMETAL?????
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# I NEVER LEFT.
argh.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Good!
Hows leeds?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# SUPERFUCKOAWESOME
you?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Poor :(
But I made a roast chicken with spuds (mashed and roasted) with carrots and gravy.
It was tastey.
I will make soup tomorrow :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# BRAW!
Have chips with that.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# I DONT HAVE ANY CHIPS AND THEY ARE EXPENSIVE
I might make my own wedges
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)
# WENCHES AND MEAD WENCHES AND MEAD
I WANT MORE WENCHES AND MEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# \o/
WOOPWOOP
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Alestorm are coming to New York and PA
I kinda wanna go see them. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# You should.
Im off to see them at the end of April in Leeds.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Your pictures are redexing for me
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Ah lame.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# This is so going to fail, so i'm sorry in advance
But you see its Nick Cave and his tash is a cave
*ducks for cover*
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# I see what you did there
you intrigued me with your sig
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Judging by that shite on bbc2
last night, it may be Richard Hammond.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9166324
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# lol
ha ha ! I like the headline .
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# this speaks to me from god
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# LOloOOL
OH HAI THAR ROFLJESUS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I love you MatrixJesus!
He's got the whole matrix, in his hands...
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# AAAAAAAHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHAH
 
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Hurrah for Neo-Jesus!
I always interpreted Jesus' miracles to be metaphors for his excellent public speaking skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# ha ha
that is very funny
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# LOLJESUS!
What are you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Oh Spacey I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# BLASPHEMATASTIC
This acheived a factor 5 belly laugh waking the house. Congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# arf
and also hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# hehheheh
that's a nice take on this.

superpoop.com/snow/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# no-one is pissing on Kramer.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# ...one big pee party...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# hahaha
Must have bindun before but who cares. Made me larf. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Whoh. Obama throws snowballs so hard they go BACK IN TIME!
He truly is the son of Christ. Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# John's such a twat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
*clicketywoo*
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Top tip: beatbox poorly using the phrase "boots and cats"
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# That is a good tip.
I am alternating it with the line "gumboots and cats" for a breakbeat effect.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# haha
as soon as I tried that my cat walked in and looked at me funny.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Boom boom cat
tigger tigger boom cat
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# But is Andy ok?
I'm a bit worried now. If he's ill someone should help him
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I mean
that guys just smiling and Andy is clearly in some kind of trouble
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# He's fine
He's just trying to communicate with a small snake that's on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# He adder right good go at it too
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
I have Astma, Arshtma, Asma, the breathy bad thing =(
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Hahaha
I can do songz me!



Yam going through the riverghost archives.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Jean Pickett gives out awards to anyone
who'll show her their willy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# She showed me her's first!
Top 5 in the county I was! Picking Worthers Originals out mi crack for weeks I was!

EDIT: You know you're old when you find stuff from a few decades ago!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# 23 years ago!
:O
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# When you were born!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# that certificate is not Y2K compliant
We're all going to DIEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Ha ha
: )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha
well deserved FP
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Genius!
Got a good laugh out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Hainesey, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# I thought he was a zombie, but I was wrong, he is a balloon

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# This nearly caused a tea-laptop incident!
Nice work Toasty! (on both)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Hehe, nicely
And snappy two-colour suit as well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Nice balloons, Sugartits
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# hahaha :)
when you next up in Norfolk?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# not sure actually
hopefully not too long. When the weather's a bit cheerier!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# huzzah
let us know, and we'll meet up for a bevvy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# absolutely
will do that very thing
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
I like the gif jpeg collage :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha
In real life more air seems to have got in.

Wotcha matey.

You see my sticker?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# what sticker?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# haha lovely
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# This is
Great
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Kablaaaah! Kablaaaah!
Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# BEWARE JEWS WITH PINS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Yuk yuk yuk!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Arf!
Funnily enough, I was just about to sit down to watch The Birds :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# but
it's bedtime!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# And what finer bedtime viewing
than one of the scariest films of ever? ;)

Although, I have just seen that A Time to Kill is on. It has been at least a month since I have seen that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# the birds is less scary than the fimbles
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# The Fimbles meh,
but that In the Night Garden shits me up good and proper. FUCK YOU IGGLE PIGGLE! GET OUT OF MY DREAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# there's a remake planned y'know
/of the Birds
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# IN A WORLD WHERE BIRDS EAT MEN....
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# I know :(
I saw that list that Pasa posted. the Birds, Pelham 123, Angel Heart, Barbarella, blah blah blah.

*kills self*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Pelham 123 is ripe for a remake, and 'might' be good
the original is excellent Sunday afternoon film fodder
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# The original is excellent whenever brilliance ;)
They made a TV Film a couple of years back apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# They did indeed. It was pants
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Oh you saw it?
I can't believe lorraine bracco agreed to do it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# hahaha marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# hahaha
You see the Paul Merton thing a couple of days ago?
I had the misfortune of talking to a twat here and they claimed they went to film school.
Not only did they know know who Hitchcock was but they'd never seen Fight Club or heard of the Pixies (they were 40)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# That all made sense until
The Pixies. What do they have to do with Films? Well, apart from Monkey gone to Heaven being used at the end of Fight Club.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# You mean Where is my Mind.
A defining song in the film.

tsk
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Oops.
Unfortunately I was listening to monkey gone to heaven earlier and it is stuck there :) Still, the point stands ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I love the way you don't comment of the Hitchcock bit:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Oh sorry,
I read it as you wrote it, that he knew twice as much as you who Hitchcock was ;)

I didn't think that really deserved comment though, just shocked silence :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# *tumbleweeds*
/not in the radio 2 comedy fame blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# This
is lovely. Especially the Saul Bass pastiche.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# I fucking love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Well on that propaganda bombshell I'm off to bed
good night b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# night night
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# What she said
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# What heshe said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# You'll like this
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# ^ Would

Look at the size of his pole!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# He could tile my bathroom anytime.
I'm interested in knowing how much that would be worth (not the tile job).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
#
Not a huge amount
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I'll wait until 2084!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# About the time the building work for London 2012 will be finished?
And just before the Edinburgh tram work is done...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I wouldn't bother... it looks shite tiled!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Yay for neo-nazi skinhead breakfast cereals!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# damn!
You have three!

I did find an rather nice old pinhole I did though when doing City and Guild Photography though...

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# WINS!

* I'm off for sex for a wank to bed now.

See ya all!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# slip one off for me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# 8¬}

* Slips one off on riverghost..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Hahaha! Wonderful.
Mind you. That Bixie, eh? Eh? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# If you know what's good fer you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I think I still have some free Weetabix cassettes
from the mid-eighties somewhere. With 2 of the hits of the day on each side. Not that I can recall what those hits were.

Brains, Brian, Dunk, Bixie ... and was there one more?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I still have a very floppy single
with a noddy and Big Ears song from Rice Crispies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I remember saving up tokens for a Rice Crispies red horseshoe shaped magnet.
Then when I got it, it was a plastic horseshoe with two tiny less than half a square centimetre magnets just stuck on the ends of the magnet. Cheap bastards.

I've never forgiven them.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# You don't get the quality these days
But 10 empty Space Invaders packets got you a lead Battle Star Galactica figure!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I found this....
There is a better quality version here
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I was thinking of you and Dekion Plexis last night
whilst I was watching Conspiracy Theory.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# They're one and the same, aren't they
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Nah,
Dees has nowhere near the artistic talents ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# That's what he wants you to think

But if you mean technical skills, then yes, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# :D
How do Medi?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# video is not currently available
hmmm how convenient
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Works on my end.
They don't want you to see it! ;)
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Exactly.
It's all a conspiracy! Proof? You want proof? Not being able to prove it just means that it goes higher than you could ever imagine!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# working for me
try again?

i give the vid a hundred stars.


d/.
(Catnipppp, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Wow!
that's it
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# spookeh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# I thought the UK was the land of liberty and CCTV
not that we don't have CCTV here... but not to the extent that it's abused in the UK. Then again, depends where you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# This is my well.


Click for bigger (96 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# well that's nice
HA HA :D DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID EVERYBODY
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# no im not HOLEY sure
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Water terrible pun
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# only a dribble of laughter
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# And a torrent of abuse
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# I don't want to dig this any deeper!
.
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I found it moist amusing!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# looks like the puns are drying up
i'll have to pool all my energy to think of new ones
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Surely
There is bucket loads
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# That's a pail shadow of a good pun
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I can't see
any way out of this
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Still going.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Henry is the new Duracell bunny
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] The evolution of currency...


...can only realistically go one way.
(OwlofDoom is new around here... yes, he is, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# And...
*clicks*
(cactusrob, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Fake.
only 7 legs...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# That's the correct number
www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Still makes me reallol everytime
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Currency spent a lot of time at the $10 stage of evolution didn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Haha
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# haha I'll click I like this! because I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# personal cheques?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Nice
:)
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Tried something a bit different...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# holy shit,it's my ex-wife.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# That would be much less funny if this were a picture of a woman.
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# that's the thrust of the joke,captain crunch.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Captain Crunch?
Ohh mannn! *craves*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# count chocula FTWFFS
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Lucky Charms all the way!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# i'm not sure anything beats the humble rice crispy
and i'll fight any man,woman or leprechaun who disagrees with me!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Snap, Crackle, and Pop.
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Onomatopoeic (sp?) advertising slogans FTW
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Hell yes!
And I think you spelt that right.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# i miss rice crispies.i did not miss B3ta
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# american rubbish
whats wrong with a good old fashioned bran flake!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Eeeew.
It has to be sweet and sugary for me.

Though, seeing as I have to leave so early, and in such a rush, for school each morning, I tend to just eat a Special K bar on the bus. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# they make me shit myself
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Ding dong David Gilmour bought a time machine

nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# David Gilmour?
Pink Floyd...right? :]


Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
#
yep
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Ahhh
okay. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I thought it was
Crispin Glover!
PINK FLOYD ARE REALLY SHIT!
nice drawing tho
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Crispin Glover!?
XD This guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# There you go
Just got The Wizard of gore (remake)
Starring said fellow through the post today.
Strangely enough
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# holy shit,it's my ex-boyfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Don't laugh... It true!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Hasnson?
MMMM-bop.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I've never done a pic of Hanson.
I so should. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# how about a pic of 'Hasnson' as I called them?
Done one of them have you? Hmm? Have you? HAVE YOU??!!!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# *cowers*
no, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# yeah, one of their uncle Alan Hanson
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# John Travolta?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Aaahahahahah
Noo. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# passable!


edit: just kidding. It is really a hell of a lot better than I could do
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Hahahahah
thanks. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Brad Pitt
In Interview with a vampire?
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# He was in that?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# oh dear god
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Whaaat?
I've never seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# due to your age, you can be forgive for not knowing these things
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# I read like...one of the books though, I think.
But then Twilight kinda ruined vamp novels from me, but then Morganville made it better. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# don't worry, they're all shit.
 
I blame Anne Rice
the whore
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I'm not much older than her, and I know of it.
Very good film.
Was it Dunst's first?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I know of it, as well.
And read one or two of the books. I just never saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Tis crap anyway
Like most other Cruise films.

Execpt Top Gun, that was okay. Although Gosse dies everytime I watch it.
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Never seen Top Gun either.
I don't like Cruise.

I like Brad Pitt though, since seeing Fight Club and Burn After Reading. But Benjamin Button was awful. Me and my friend left early and called for a ride home.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Top Gun is about a load of gay pilots and how they want to do each other up the brown chute
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Oh, how lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# it is true though
It is the most homoerotic film eevor
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# More so than
Brokeback Mountain?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Oh.
Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# ceases to be homoerotic when a penis penetrates a man's orrifice
then it just becomes gay.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I'll just shit this here:
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
I wish it had been like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# This nicely.
Did you see the making of... from of off the newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# No? This was summink that
came into my mind one night a few weeks back...

Horiginal: www.b3ta.com/board/9161823
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# no no no no no!
That was In 'undertaker with an overbite'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Pleeeeease
tell me that's a real movie! I'd watch that. xD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Pffttteeeoow!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# this post gave me hema...hemnroi..haemaroy...piles.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# hahah
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# there aren't enough medical diagrams involving memes.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# moid is dead :-(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# OOOOOOOOH CRUSH A GRAPE
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Who is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# darth vader.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Thank you... that helps a lot..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Don't take it personally, but I don't like him as a meme used like this

He is supposed to be witness of all kinds of strange and bizarre things around him, yet doesn't seem to notice or care. This being my opinion of course.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# internets baby yeh
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Meme purist!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# You know, gotta keep the meme pool clean
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# How about this?
Is using him like this ok?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# ha ha ha
surely that's allowed on the intreweb?
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# that's crazy,her face is hardly fat at all
but her body's all funhouse mirror...
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# ^ This,,,

* With knobs on!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# FUCKING WORKS FOR ME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# What is a meme?
Nazi!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# How am I in any way a nazi for stating this?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# You do realise
I will have to read all of your posts in the voice of Ned Flanders from now on
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# FINE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# You should have said
oakly dokley!!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Henry, floating through an 8-bit computer game, destroying arseteroids and experiencing deep space, yet not giving it the time of day, isn't strange or bizarre?


/long subject line explanation
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# You know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# and I know what he means,
i think.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# You know what I meme
lol
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# meme moo-ma-moo
?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Lets ask Henry shall we?
Oh he doesn't seem to notice or care!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Rather!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Dirty fecker.

CFB (240kb)

'Ning! Edit: oh bugger, I seem to have struck threadrush.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Snot that dirty...

* You wana see my pants!

EVEALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Puff the Farting Dragon Lived by the Sea
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# bugger, they don't fart fire :(
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# He's yet to light it
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# he might get backdraft
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Ouch! Sore ringpiece!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# He's DIRTY

but also nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# The threadrush is over.
Your dragon gassed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# You've ruined Spyro for me.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# oh gawd

obscure?check.unfunny?check.poorly executed?check.
send your complaints my way.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# This is SPARTAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# trojans mate.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Damn! * runs virus scan *
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Ohnoes you have the deadly trojan.mat.e
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# They're the worse to get shut of too
*burns computer, buys new one*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# F:
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Well if you had worn the trojans to start with...
(a young donald sutherland (hanke), Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# worn the trojans?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# johnnies
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Yes I know just wondering
where I might be wearing it ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# on your cock :D where else
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I could show you a real cunt sweetheart
but I'm sure you own a mirror
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# well that was not called for.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Hmmm
the fact that you and the previous poster presumed that I must be male - was that called for? Do you check profiles? Did the username give you a clue? Anyway perhaps you didn't deserve the full brunt of that but this attitude that b3ta is a male preserve really fucks me off!

Really makes me want not to be here.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# \o/ yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# brilliant,post something vaguely historical and suddenly everybody's leonidas.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# dunno about that
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# clever :D
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# more of this kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Good God!
Something witty at last.

Woo that chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# may mean something to fans of Buffy...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# YES.
Nicely. Alyson Hannigan was the cause of much awkward teenage knuckle shuffling. (just thought you'd like to know)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# sadly missed :(
PS that was your 666th post and therefore knuckleshuffling over red-head vampire slaying assistants from here-on in is the work of the devil
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# OH NO!
Nooooo! Maybe one more before I go to hell....
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# I had a still of the episode where she turned into the leather corrseted vampire on my desktop for quite some time
(a young donald sutherland (hanke), Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Yes, that was indeed a pleasant image...
But it's just something about how she does the geek-girl persona...And because she's a hottie
Before anyone accuses me of being a child molester, I should point out I'm younger than her.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Well that's put me off for life
Thanks very much, Mediocre! :p
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# heeeeee


big click


.
(Catnipppp, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# i should remember this
but don't :(
help?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# it's from....
...the last episode of season 4, after defeating the initiative they fall asleep watching movies and share some crazy dreams about the first slayer. That guy is part of the craziness.
(I helped save b3ta! sudo is bored, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Yay! This gets my click!

also: 5/10 needs more Buffy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Mr Fix it McFox....Nooooooooooo! Temper your intemperance,


De-ris
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)

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