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# Suzi has made another stand for her man

ning all....sorry about this shit, the other bad musical puns compelled me to do it
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# *coughs*
*tumbleweed*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# i don't blame you for that
not one little bit :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# :D
But its good because its crap !
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# is that the bloke from Gand Designs...?
at first he had doubts about the way the build was going, but the enthusiasm for the couple showed in their love for the build and, ultimately, it was that love which allowed them to see the project through and the result is something... well, it's far better than he ever could have imagined *walk off camera to the left of the screen while it pans up and to the right to show the house*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# no i think its the one from sixty minute makeover
who first had doubts that they would finish the disabled child's space themed bedroom in time before his battered mother returned from a surprise bingo trip with her sobbing sister, but a nice cup of tea speeded the workers up and everything was fine in the end
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Meanwhile...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# ACE!

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# I saw that coming from miles off and still winced.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# NING! O GREAT BARRY
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# yes and hail to your petition
truth in advertising for corn-flakes, but not for democracy? It's political madness gone bad!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Interesting read. I agree with you, however I have one major qualm:
How can you police the veracity of political advertising? All parties make claims about what they'll do once in power, so the adverts can only be shown to be false at a much later date.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# That's basically their argument for the waiver
and while to a large extent it holds true I think there are other ways of dealing with it than just ignoring the issue. I'd like to see it retained, but with a rather more detailed consideration of how it is handled.

It's the principle of the thing goddammit! ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I agree completely and have signed
Good form putting the effort in on this, these things are important.

:)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# signed. done.
I got an email from number 10. ooh!

er... and that brings the tally of signatures to a mighty TWO.

Yay us :)

edit: hmmm, looks like the total doesn't change, or doesn't reflect changes.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# still says 1 for me...
No matter - SOON THE GLOBE WILL BE OURS!!!

*cackles maniacally*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# good on you for making a stand, anyway
at least we can say in our dotage that we stood for something*


*Belgian beer and coffee on tap
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I don't have time for this
just tell me where to send the money
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# to mmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# yer mother
already gets money from me every month for your upkeep, go bother her instead
'ning
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# 'ning, sir
I've done that ^ thing, btw.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# oh good lord..... SPPAAANNNGGG!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# That hurts my brain
but laughs my mouth.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Have another terrible pun


If you're a Geordie. And not Jewish. Or Muslim.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# "I find your lack of faith in pop art disturbing"
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# ARCH
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# My convoluted effort
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# ah...the royal flush..
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I've always though that Vader looked a little peeved off
in that last frame above rather than intimidating.
I can imagine him shaking his head and tutting.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# n
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Want somebody waxed? Call the Krayons
The Krayons
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Any relation to Penny?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# *puts them on a hot radiator* no so tough now, eh? :D
top work, sir!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# this is visually appealing
clever
neat.
all sorts of goodness.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Haha!
Nice
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Dandy Lion


Innit.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Marvellous!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Damn dandy
like candy
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# How handy!
Did I mention he's called Andy?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# His wife's name is Mandy
his brother's Randy
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# He's looking rather suave
and filled with pride
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# I SAY!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
# *pearoasts*
Photobucket
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Nice :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# New Johnny Debb movie is coming
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)
# hehehehe!
'ningles all!

and I have one other comment to make: "FUCKING TRAINS!!! AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!"
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# EAT TRAIIIINNNNZZZZ
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Points failure north of Watford Junction + London Euston Tube Station closure = two hour journey to work.
Tremendous stuff.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# that was exactly it.
ggrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# God, he is a honey
/girly talk, like here :) OMG, I would TOTALLY have him!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I think you'll find that rather a lot of straight blokes would go gay for him.
So stop hogging him, alright.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# No way, he's MINE I tell you!
/Swoons and drools simultaneously, but in an alluring and come-hither fashion
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Done
and done.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Boom Boom Boom Boom and nings to all!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# *vengs*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# *buoys*
'ello mate
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# YOU are friends with someone I'm going to the cinema with on facebook, apparently.
Ningles hemvhee.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# this works better with hitler
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# The Hitlerbus is coming, and everybody's jumping
yeah, I'll go with that.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Krakow to saint sebastian
Yep, it's working

Ning strangers
long time away!!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Everything works better with Hitler.
:)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Especially the Trains - apparently
/daily mail blog
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)
# 10/10 album.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Of course! The wheels of steel are turning, and everybody's running
an intercity disco

*dances*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# *gyrates*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Recommend me music pls.
thnx
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Well, the newish Skull Defekts 7" single, Waving, is fantastic.
Bardo Pond are pretty ace, as are Rameses III. I'm going to queue up some Scout Niblets and Einsturzende Neubauten for my self.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)
# I like the look of Bardo Pond, and I'll give Skull Defekts a sample
Haven't had a drone session in ages though. Given Mr Robert Cooper anymore plays?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Well, depending on what stuff of The Skull Defekts you go for you wont get drones. Waving and Blood Spirits and Drums are Singing are quite rocky.
I haven't - it didn't grab me upon my first listen, but I'll have another go at it today, along with some Asobi Seksu. :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# i want you in my room
to spend the night togettttherrr from now until forevverrrrr

man this takes me back

woo!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Inspired by goodbye doggy below...


and a hearty ning mcfling to all!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)
# That's a good point, I've not watched ZP from last week.
Good morning.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Bwa!
Good stuff sir!

'Nings all
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
Further to my above post, someone should do "buoy in the corner".

:)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# haa
what a wigger!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Nostalgialol
haha
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# hehe
yay for Dizzy! Is it Dizzy Wednesday or something?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
Very good!

I was only thinking about Dizzy last night!!
:D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Ning peeps
first one of these in a while, and i'm struck down with man flu
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:02, archived)
# Awww Rly?
Nice, and happy b3taday. Get well soon.

Sorry to TJ: does anyone know where I can find a good collection of drum break
samples? Not the usual suspects, or synth'd, just some nice, chunky, crisp beats.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:08, archived)
# here's one
I like drum beats has to be the best
and thanks :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:11, archived)
# Grr!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:13, archived)
# Happy B3ta day!
May all your kittens be fully fluffed and your cake nicely frosted.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I know someone that would know where they are
but he's either asleep or cheffing.

I'm no help whatsoever.

Sorry chap.

I feel very weird today. Sort of sick and shaky. Probably shouldn't mix citalopram with cannabis, but ah well.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)
# You probably shouldn't mix citalopram with much at all.
But life is bad enough. Sorry Cap.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Don't be sorry to me, it's me that couldn't help you.
Coffee, I think. Yes. That's what we chiefly need.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)
# You can get some nice sample packs from fruityloops
of course I wouldn't recommend fruityloops as an actual music production program but you can still get some nice sample packs to make your own crisp beats.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:36, archived)
# I've got FL3
Really like it to be honest, though I've only used the default stuff.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)
# I still refuse to move on from cool edit so I can't really criticise
I have an MPC sitting on a shelf which I feel very guilty about. A friend has lent it to me.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Manflu on your candleday?
Surely that means no work and more B3ta... hooray!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:24, archived)
# yup!
just need to sort some stuff out at home now, oh joy
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:27, archived)
# happy candleday!!!!
nice pic too :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Awwww, he's quite cute.
Candlegratulations.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
Juicy candle facts too.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# happy candle day
may God bless your vagina
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# After lurking for almost a decade,
the best i can come up with is this...


anyone...?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:46, archived)
# never had a speccy so I can't say as I get it.
it does at least involve a dick joke, which is an excellent start.

WILKOMMEN
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:49, archived)
# cheers!
*hangs coat*, i think i'll sit here, near the window.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:54, archived)
# KITTENS AND SUCH
 

 
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 6:04, archived)
# aww
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:40, archived)
# Happy candleage!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:49, archived)
# Happy b3tatiems!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:50, archived)
# That's some serious lurkage there...
Bienvenue!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:51, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:53, archived)
# Pfffft, madness!
Welcome and such

:)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:57, archived)
# Dizzy!!!
Best games ever. EVER.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 6:01, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 6:23, archived)
# She??
SHE?!!?

SHE?!?!?!?!

Oh wait...

No, no no, not she!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:01, archived)
# sure
it was you who hit the rasmus' bassist in the eye! I was watching the whole spectacle from outside the dance tent! bahaha!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:08, archived)
# ^this, hard
Dizzy was awesome, they don't make games like that anymore

*remembers when this was all just fields*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Nicely done.
Wilkommen zu b3ta. Ziehen Sie ein Kätzchen hoch.

Talk to you in an hour.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 6:03, archived)
# I'm back now.
We can talk again.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:22, archived)
# That's good.
Shame the work server is so slow.

Hey, have you heard about this?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:24, archived)
# Oooh
That's a great idea. I think we can all get behind it.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:24, archived)
# So we're agreed then.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:25, archived)
# Mmm.
Makes a nice change.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:25, archived)
# Hey fuck you!
I WAS THERE WHEN THE SHIT WENT DOWN AT GRENADA.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:26, archived)
# n00b.
I eat babies while their mothers watch.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:27, archived)
# I'm bored of this. You?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:28, archived)
# Yeah, pretty much.
Still, that was a good idea.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Cheers.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:30, archived)
# You're doing the global population a favour
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:47, archived)
# that's a guilty look right there
i had kwik snax for the c64
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 6:13, archived)
# those mazes
were pure thrills i tell ya. reverse controls power up was a bastard. *clenches fist*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 6:19, archived)
# HELLO YOU
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 6:24, archived)
# and to you.
most delighted i am!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 6:41, archived)
#
mutual?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:39, archived)
# ¬_¬
in what sense?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:59, archived)
# Dizzy... legend!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:24, archived)
# Chuckie Egg!
I loved that
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:29, archived)
# ahah! good shout!
that damn ostrich!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)
# God I finished that game
when I were a lad.....

*feels old*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Of course, of course.
 

 
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:42, archived)
# D:
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:43, archived)
# Did you ever see an elephant fly?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:44, archived)
# IF NOT
DO NOT LOOK UP
 
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:45, archived)
# I'M JUST INTERESTED IN FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERS
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:51, archived)
# ah shit, I had an idea for something good
 
but it's gone.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:48, archived)
# This happens. Drink more beer.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:52, archived)
# smokin weed, smokin weed, doin coke, drinkin beers
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:57, archived)
# and here was I pulling weeds out of the backyard the other day,
I should send them across the Tasman for you...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 6:00, archived)
# NOT THOSE KINDS OF WEEDS
UNLESS YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A PARTICULARLY AWESOME BACK YARD
 
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 6:04, archived)
# HAHAHA
To which Wilbur replied, "ok then!"
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:45, archived)
# HORSEWANK
 

 
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:46, archived)
# THIS IS WHY THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO VOTE
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:49, archived)
# HOWEVER, THEY CAN BE SENATORS.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:50, archived)
# or glue manufacturers
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:53, archived)
# HIS WIFE'S A HORSE?!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:53, archived)
# Does she speak Jive?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 6:04, archived)
# YEAH, AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:49, archived)
# I remember giving that one of my first ever clicks here, and laughing like a twat for about twenty minutes
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:58, archived)
# I'm glad it got a laugh and a click.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 6:29, archived)
# Good heavens.
He nearly made her swear.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:59, archived)
# This is the sequel to Brokeback Mountain called, Horseback Mounting
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:59, archived)
# brings this pervy rotter to mind...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:17, archived)
# The goat has more acting skills than the human pair.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:04, archived)
# I would have asked for two weeks in Haiti with the Queen.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:07, archived)
# She'll only want to play bridge with Papa Legba.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:13, archived)
# Papa Gede was the best papa.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:17, archived)
# To me, it was Beard Papa
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:26, archived)
# I'm curious, but I'm not going to chatswood or the macquarie centre just to find out what they're like
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:32, archived)
# I went to Macquarie for the sole purpose of buying some. When I first heard the name I cracked up, so I just had to check it out.
There chocolate dessert thingies are really nice.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:36, archived)
# CREAM PUFFS?
 
YOU SURE THEY'RE NOT POOFTAS MATE
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:45, archived)
# CREAM POOFS? lol
But who knows....
I like their "DECADENT CHOCOLATE FONDANT" it's just totally, radically, outrageously and so decadently out of this world!

So I "make purchase for happy time"!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:49, archived)
# I refuse to buy anything with the word "decadent" in the name.
see also: luxurious, extreme.

JUST SERVE ME THE FOOD AND QUIT JACKING OFF
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 6:23, archived)
# Yes that word along with fantastic and de luxe are all over used superlatives
FAST FOOD WITHOUT THE MARKETING CRAP!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 6:32, archived)
# The flatulence is strong with this one
and good morning!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:07, archived)
# Morning :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:09, archived)
# Hehehe!
It's too early for me to make puns
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:37, archived)
# brain melt

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:35, archived)
# Yeah...
Typical day in the office here.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:37, archived)
# Brain Botfly madness!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:37, archived)
# This is what happens when Michael Jackson sits too close to a radiator
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:39, archived)
# I used to draw about 10 years ago! : (
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:48, archived)
# whoa
i like that very much
you should draw more :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:49, archived)
#
Yeah it's been so long!

i used to make T-Shirts!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:51, archived)
# I received this tshirt in the post today
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:08, archived)
# SWEET
 
I would like this one from Dinosaur Comics but it may get me into trouble
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:24, archived)
# I'd totally have that if it just had the first two, both crossed out.
I mean, anyone could be reading it. Not just people I want to sex up.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:27, archived)
# good call.
 
LOOK GRONKPAN, THERE IS A SHIRT ABOUT MEMES.
WOULD YOU WEAR THAT ONE? IT IS ABOUT MEMES.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:29, archived)
# I think I might have to compose a strongly worded letter.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:34, archived)
# You know you want to
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:36, archived)
# I'd be happy with any of the T-shirts from here
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:29, archived)
# now I don't follow the site but I do like those shirts!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:44, archived)
# Next paycheck I will be buying these shirts:
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:48, archived)
# yes, the rainbow suicide one is very me.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:54, archived)
# I like the last two and also these
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:56, archived)
# crap, I forgot all about those shirts
I have my next order already planned.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:45, archived)
# That's ace!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:03, archived)
# "I feel sure my experiments are producing results", he said with only a trace of cackling.
Woosum as always.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:00, archived)
# YES YES YES YES YES
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:09, archived)
# walrus man!
love your pieces,

great composition, surreal subject matter and futuristic meltdowns

you would have a great career in cyberpunk fine art if you could take these and add cool color and paint them on big canvases. Very big bucks.


.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# It's in your head now


Mwah ha mwah ha mwahahahahahahah!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:23, archived)
# get this in your head
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:25, archived)
# Not Maroubra! that place really is a hole. Have a black forest instead
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:31, archived)
# ...much sweeter than wine
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Toptip: No it isn't.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:26, archived)
# It was already in my head
as I just found out I have this featured in a top ten on Deviantart.

imagebam.com
cfb

so I shall now go to bed singing this.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:28, archived)
# Good Evening!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:31, archived)
# Hammy heaven!!!
:)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:32, archived)
# The poor little guy doesn't realise that he's tone deaf
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:33, archived)
# And the guitar is a vampire!
Fuck i spent hours trying to figure
out a reflextion for that and gave up! :|
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:35, archived)
# It would be tricky
since it actually would be passing through the glass as is.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:38, archived)
# I can understand that. i've started so many things and thought after a few hours that it was just all shite
and it didn't look as good as thought in my head.

But with this one, it'd be easier if the "neck" (or whatever its called) of the guitar was shorter.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:38, archived)
#
I should have just replaced the background
and i agree with the statement after everything
that i make i wonder what the hell was that! :|
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:41, archived)
# This is in my head-
whrb.org/streams/whrb2.m3u

(the weekly crazy greek guy's show)

YAY!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:31, archived)
# No it's not. But I love it just the same
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:33, archived)
# WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:36, archived)
# mahnah-mahnah
do do dodo
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:50, archived)
# I went roller skating with a girl I really really like today...
I think I really impressed her with my roller skating skills.

I bet she phones me tomorrow.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:00, archived)
# I just went and had a beer with a bloke I haven't seen for a couple of years.
I finally have an office key,
I had a kebab for lunch,
my sound card is once again working.

If I didn't go to the gym and exercise to the point of pain this morning, I would be as content as it is possible for me to get.

I have not done anything like what is depicted in your nice picture.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:03, archived)
# MAKE PAIN YOUR FRIEND!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)
# BEEFCAKE!! BEEFCAKE!!
What's make pain your friend from? I can't remember the reference now.

I'll probably go jogging in an unsuitable outfit soon :(

edit: to answer your question down there VV, ive been at uni doing that stuff. I'm now sitting in my office wasting time.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:06, archived)
# Here's your beefcake
www.geekologie.com/2009/03/bacon_and_cheese_stuffed_pizza.php

I think the "Make pain your friend" was from an advertisement for noodles.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:09, archived)
# OH FUCK YES. OH YEAH BABY. I THOUGHT THE MUNCHY BOX WAS GOOD
blog.23x.net/5/what-is-a-munchy-box.html

and yeah i think you're right about the noodles.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:11, archived)
# OH YEAH! BOTH OF THESE COME WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO YOUR LOCAL HOSPITAL.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:16, archived)
# FREE ARTERIAL STENT WITH EVERY BOX
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:18, archived)
# I used to sell those.
Lovely hydrophilic coating on the tip with a textured section to make sure they went in easy and stayed in the right place.

Don't get me started on the guidewires.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:16, archived)
# Oh look at you with your key. All showing off with the key you have.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:07, archived)
# they moved me from the office I was supposed to have
because no key existed for it and it would take 10 days to get one.

So I went down to get my key for my new office. They gave me the key I was supposed to get last Friday for my old office, the key which didn't exist and would take 10 days to get.

BUT I AM VERY HAPPY TO HAVE A KEY IT IS A COOL KEY.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:09, archived)
# YOU ARE THE KEY MAN!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:16, archived)
# THE ONLY KEY MORE PRECIOUS IS VIMOD'S ZAMBONI KEY
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:18, archived)
# THIS IS TRUE! IT IS HELD IN HIGH REGARD.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:21, archived)
# haha.
I read that in a zoidberg voice.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:29, archived)
# This would easily be me within the first few seconds of putting skates on
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)
# Likely, if it's the dame (superdave's) below.
Woo.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:10, archived)
# rollerskates are horrible bastard things designed purely to make you fall on your chin as often as possible.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:30, archived)
# NOBODY MOVE. THIS IS A ROBBERY.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 3:35, archived)
# IT MAY ALSO BE A RAPE.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 3:37, archived)
# hoorah
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 3:39, archived)
# SHE'S GOING TO STEAL HIS HEART!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 3:40, archived)
# awesome as usual
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 3:53, archived)
# Hmm. Wine is taking effect
I could have sworn that animated.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 3:55, archived)
# Was white or red?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Red, two glasses
I sent my wife for the second and it was filled somewhat more than I was planning. I didn't complain.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:08, archived)
# No you can never complain when this type of generosity is shown.
;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:10, archived)
# For sure.
But as most of the bottle is now empty, it would be almost a crime to leave that little bit in the bottom.

And in the true spirit of b3ta, I also get to share my hallucination with all.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:20, archived)
# haha
this one is

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:21, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:23, archived)
# My rendition of that concept is nowhere as cute as yours.

Mind you, she* steals their cash too.

*or he, they are flexible in that part of their method.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 3:56, archived)
# yes please do this. rape me also.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 3:59, archived)
# Where have you been today?
Have you been teaching "Zimbonacci" mathematics?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)
# Lurly.Really lurly.
How you do this without sinking into banality is simply amazing.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:11, archived)
# *searches for what banality means*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:27, archived)
# good stuff :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:29, archived)
# And a few short weeks later, they were engaged to be married
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:36, archived)
# haha
thats great.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:42, archived)
# THIS IS AN ACCURATE DEPICTION
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:25, archived)
# I love these...
because your so simple..

your they are
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 6:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Welcome to Uniform City...
...please board a transport pod
and enter your destination into
the onboard computer. All
movements will be automated.

.

.

.

.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)
# sweet :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)
# The future is anal beads.
Ok, I may admit that observation reveals that
my world-view is a little on the odd side. LOL.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Well this is B3ta....
I think that everyone that's here (including me) definitely thinks beyond the normal and has certainly has a warped sense of humour!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# You know it . . . mine is wraped in a blanket . . .
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Too right!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Indeed!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:48, archived)
# You got that right !
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Head action
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Yes . . . no ?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:56, archived)
# why is freebase called freebase?
.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 3:31, archived)
# No one liked the name "Rowman".
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 3:31, archived)
# of course...
is he a betan gurn?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 3:35, archived)
# What's a b3tan urn?
(text changed to facilitate crappy punnage)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 3:54, archived)
# TWO BOB A WEEK, IF HE OR SHE IS LUCKY
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:08, archived)
# he's not a b3tan at least we don't think so. It was rumoured that it was gronkpan.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:01, archived)
# Hunter gatherer behavior applied to pictures.
Then a number of folks comment on interesting pictures
they have encountered. And gronkpan is one of the best.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)
# haha -- freebase just seemed to be applicable.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 3:41, archived)
# because he was found on the freebase site.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:00, archived)
# now we know how many anal beads it takes...
...to fill the Albert Hall!

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:36, archived)
# BLOODY HELL!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:48, archived)
# ha ha... i switched it for some head action... Bush Style!...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:51, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 3:01, archived)
# I think it was impossible to see that picture
and not think of an anus
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:48, archived)
# /ac
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 3:48, archived)
# Please make an animated feature film for me.




Thanks!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)
# o.k.,...
...please pay me handsomely!... :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:38, archived)
# oh yeah! This could solve this city's transport problems.
Woo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# *rescues the girl*
*wins*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Take me to your leader . . .
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# This is literally fantastic.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Wow
that's great
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:37, archived)
# this reminds me of the transport pods in the lucasarts game
"The Dig"

and that pleases me.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:38, archived)
# i really believe this system could solve many a problem...
...(and create some NEW problems)... THANKS ALL!!!... :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Hell yes.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 3:03, archived)
# v. nice.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 3:44, archived)
# this is incredibly good
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:26, archived)
# jus doodlin
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Don't help him.
Stamp on the wee fucker.

Go on, mash the cunt!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# This post brought to you by the society for senseless violence
Because if you don't do, who will?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)
# I love you!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# haha. and Help stamp out quicksand!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Help it in the only way possible
By wearing it as a hat :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Heh
Dapper!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# HAHA!!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:26, archived)
# The quandary is what exactly one could do to help.
I suggest giving it a hat.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# With a flower on it and everything!
YAY!!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# belated yay
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Put it on a stick and hold it over an open flame !
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Nom nom nom . . . perfect . . . just the way we like it !
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)
# i don't know... he looks kinda ill...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Yayeah . . . a little green in the gills . . . ~``~
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:34, archived)
# RADIOACTIVE SUPERPOWERS
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Eat him!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# fashion his needless teeth into
an skeleton for the poor floppy guy
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Venerate him as a Cossack god.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)
# VENERATE.
COSSACK GOD.

THERE SHOULD BE FLUFFY HATS AND DANCING!!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Fantastic
fucking excellent.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:37, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:39, archived)
# muah
theyre great.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 3:38, archived)
# hahaha
this thread is full of awesome
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:50, archived)
# Pickle horse rides again !
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Lilly?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Lilly Oooooooooooh Lolly !
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:49, archived)
# How rare.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Not seen you in a while. Or is it that I'm just not observant? I've not been well.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
# I'm never here much
I tend to stay on /talk berating people for discussing what they had for lunch
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
# ah lunch,
a much neglected topic on /board these days.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# I spilled my soup in the pub
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# I have no time to eat or drink in the pub now.
I am consumed by this video game.



Click for bigger (278 kb)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# that wasn't funny the first time
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:55, archived)
# That's a pickle I could get into !
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Yeeeeehaaaw!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Kosher Kowboy !
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# gestalt
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Oh yes . . . good for the therapist-client relationship . . .
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:57, archived)
# I hope he's preserved well
nice!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# The amazing wonders of vine ager !
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Pickle gelding? Or mare?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Oooooooooh it's a nutter of a nightmare alright !
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# you got pickled again...
...didn't you?!..... :P
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)
# *hic* yupper *hic*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)

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