Suzi has made another stand for her man
ning all....sorry about this shit, the other bad musical puns compelled me to do it
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:34,
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ning all....sorry about this shit, the other bad musical puns compelled me to do it
is that the bloke from Gand Designs...?
at first he had doubts about the way the build was going, but the enthusiasm for the couple showed in their love for the build and, ultimately, it was that love which allowed them to see the project through and the result is something... well, it's far better than he ever could have imagined *walk off camera to the left of the screen while it pans up and to the right to show the house*
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:42,
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no i think its the one from sixty minute makeover
who first had doubts that they would finish the disabled child's space themed bedroom in time before his battered mother returned from a surprise bingo trip with her sobbing sister, but a nice cup of tea speeded the workers up and everything was fine in the end
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:49,
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I saw that coming from miles off and still winced.
Spang!
Also - join me in my impotent ranting against the powers that be (contains words)
Also - 'ning /board
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:33,
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Also - join me in my impotent ranting against the powers that be (contains words)
Also - 'ning /board
yes and hail to your petition
truth in advertising for corn-flakes, but not for democracy? It's political madness gone bad!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:37,
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Interesting read. I agree with you, however I have one major qualm:
How can you police the veracity of political advertising? All parties make claims about what they'll do once in power, so the adverts can only be shown to be false at a much later date.
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That's basically their argument for the waiver
and while to a large extent it holds true I think there are other ways of dealing with it than just ignoring the issue. I'd like to see it retained, but with a rather more detailed consideration of how it is handled.
It's the principle of the thing goddammit! ;)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:43,
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It's the principle of the thing goddammit! ;)
I agree completely and have signed
Good form putting the effort in on this, these things are important.
:)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:00,
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:)
signed. done.
I got an email from number 10. ooh!
er... and that brings the tally of signatures to a mighty TWO.
Yay us :)
edit: hmmm, looks like the total doesn't change, or doesn't reflect changes.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:40,
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er... and that brings the tally of signatures to a mighty TWO.
Yay us :)
edit: hmmm, looks like the total doesn't change, or doesn't reflect changes.
still says 1 for me...
No matter - SOON THE GLOBE WILL BE OURS!!!
*cackles maniacally*
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:47,
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*cackles maniacally*
good on you for making a stand, anyway
at least we can say in our dotage that we stood for something*
*Belgian beer and coffee on tap
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:54,
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*Belgian beer and coffee on tap
yer mother
already gets money from me every month for your upkeep, go bother her instead
'ning
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:54,
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'ning
Have another terrible pun
If you're a Geordie. And not Jewish. Or Muslim.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:20,
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If you're a Geordie. And not Jewish. Or Muslim.
I've always though that Vader looked a little peeved off
in that last frame above rather than intimidating.
I can imagine him shaking his head and tutting.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:46,
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I can imagine him shaking his head and tutting.
Any relation to Penny?
*Sings themetune*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gxNnPln30U
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:26,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gxNnPln30U
*puts them on a hot radiator* no so tough now, eh? :D
top work, sir!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:28,
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New Johnny Debb movie is coming
RIS: www.iwatchstuff.com/2009/03/03/public-enemies-poster-depp.jpg
Ningles all
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:08,
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RIS: www.iwatchstuff.com/2009/03/03/public-enemies-poster-depp.jpg
Ningles all
hehehehe!
'ningles all!
and I have one other comment to make: "FUCKING TRAINS!!! AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!"
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:10,
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and I have one other comment to make: "FUCKING TRAINS!!! AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!"
Points failure north of Watford Junction + London Euston Tube Station closure = two hour journey to work.
Tremendous stuff.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:32,
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God, he is a honey
/girly talk, like here :) OMG, I would TOTALLY have him!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:28,
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I think you'll find that rather a lot of straight blokes would go gay for him.
So stop hogging him, alright.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:30,
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No way, he's MINE I tell you!
/Swoons and drools simultaneously, but in an alluring and come-hither fashion
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:15,
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YOU are friends with someone I'm going to the cinema with on facebook, apparently.
Ningles hemvhee.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:53,
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The Hitlerbus is coming, and everybody's jumping
yeah, I'll go with that.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:54,
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Krakow to saint sebastian
Yep, it's working
Ning strangers
long time away!!!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:03,
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Ning strangers
long time away!!!
Of course! The wheels of steel are turning, and everybody's running
an intercity disco
*dances*
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:56,
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*dances*
Well, the newish Skull Defekts 7" single, Waving, is fantastic.
Bardo Pond are pretty ace, as are Rameses III. I'm going to queue up some Scout Niblets and Einsturzende Neubauten for my self.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:08,
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I like the look of Bardo Pond, and I'll give Skull Defekts a sample
Haven't had a drone session in ages though. Given Mr Robert Cooper anymore plays?
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:26,
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Well, depending on what stuff of The Skull Defekts you go for you wont get drones. Waving and Blood Spirits and Drums are Singing are quite rocky.
I haven't - it didn't grab me upon my first listen, but I'll have another go at it today, along with some Asobi Seksu. :)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:28,
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i want you in my room
to spend the night togettttherrr from now until forevverrrrr
man this takes me back
woo!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:09,
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man this takes me back
woo!
Inspired by goodbye doggy below...
and a hearty ning mcfling to all!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:46,
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and a hearty ning mcfling to all!
That's a good point, I've not watched ZP from last week.
Good morning.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:47,
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Hahaha!
Further to my above post, someone should do "buoy in the corner".
:)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:51,
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:)
Hahahaha
Very good!
I was only thinking about Dizzy last night!!
:D
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:15,
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I was only thinking about Dizzy last night!!
:D
Ning peeps
first one of these in a while, and i'm struck down with man flu
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:02,
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Awww Rly?
Nice, and happy b3taday. Get well soon.
Sorry to TJ: does anyone know where I can find a good collection of drum break
samples? Not the usual suspects, or synth'd, just some nice, chunky, crisp beats.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:08,
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Sorry to TJ: does anyone know where I can find a good collection of drum break
samples? Not the usual suspects, or synth'd, just some nice, chunky, crisp beats.
Happy B3ta day!
May all your kittens be fully fluffed and your cake nicely frosted.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:29,
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I know someone that would know where they are
but he's either asleep or cheffing.
I'm no help whatsoever.
Sorry chap.
I feel very weird today. Sort of sick and shaky. Probably shouldn't mix citalopram with cannabis, but ah well.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:34,
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I'm no help whatsoever.
Sorry chap.
I feel very weird today. Sort of sick and shaky. Probably shouldn't mix citalopram with cannabis, but ah well.
You probably shouldn't mix citalopram with much at all.
But life is bad enough. Sorry Cap.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:40,
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Don't be sorry to me, it's me that couldn't help you.
Coffee, I think. Yes. That's what we chiefly need.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:43,
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You can get some nice sample packs from fruityloops
of course I wouldn't recommend fruityloops as an actual music production program but you can still get some nice sample packs to make your own crisp beats.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:36,
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I've got FL3
Really like it to be honest, though I've only used the default stuff.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:39,
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I still refuse to move on from cool edit so I can't really criticise
I have an MPC sitting on a shelf which I feel very guilty about. A friend has lent it to me.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:43,
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Manflu on your candleday?
Surely that means no work and more B3ta... hooray!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:24,
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After lurking for almost a decade,
the best i can come up with is this...
anyone...?
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:46,
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anyone...?
never had a speccy so I can't say as I get it.
it does at least involve a dick joke, which is an excellent start.
WILKOMMEN
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:49,
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WILKOMMEN
sure
it was you who hit the rasmus' bassist in the eye! I was watching the whole spectacle from outside the dance tent! bahaha!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:08,
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^this, hard
Dizzy was awesome, they don't make games like that anymore
*remembers when this was all just fields*
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:14,
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*remembers when this was all just fields*
Nicely done.
Wilkommen zu b3ta. Ziehen Sie ein Kätzchen hoch.
Talk to you in an hour.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 6:03,
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Talk to you in an hour.
That's good.
Shame the work server is so slow.
Hey, have you heard about this?
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 7:24,
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Hey, have you heard about this?
those mazes
were pure thrills i tell ya. reverse controls power up was a bastard. *clenches fist*
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 6:19,
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and here was I pulling weeds out of the backyard the other day,
I should send them across the Tasman for you...
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 6:00,
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NOT THOSE KINDS OF WEEDS
UNLESS YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A PARTICULARLY AWESOME BACK YARD
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 6:04,
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I remember giving that one of my first ever clicks here, and laughing like a twat for about twenty minutes
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:58,
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This is the sequel to Brokeback Mountain called, Horseback Mounting
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:59,
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I'm curious, but I'm not going to chatswood or the macquarie centre just to find out what they're like
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:32,
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I went to Macquarie for the sole purpose of buying some. When I first heard the name I cracked up, so I just had to check it out.
There chocolate dessert thingies are really nice.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:36,
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CREAM POOFS? lol
But who knows....
I like their "DECADENT CHOCOLATE FONDANT" it's just totally, radically, outrageously and so decadently out of this world!
So I "make purchase for happy time"!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:49,
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I like their "DECADENT CHOCOLATE FONDANT" it's just totally, radically, outrageously and so decadently out of this world!
So I "make purchase for happy time"!
I refuse to buy anything with the word "decadent" in the name.
see also: luxurious, extreme.
JUST SERVE ME THE FOOD AND QUIT JACKING OFF
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 6:23,
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JUST SERVE ME THE FOOD AND QUIT JACKING OFF
Yes that word along with fantastic and de luxe are all over used superlatives
FAST FOOD WITHOUT THE MARKETING CRAP!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 6:32,
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This is what happens when Michael Jackson sits too close to a radiator
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:39,
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SWEET
I would like this one from Dinosaur Comics but it may get me into trouble
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:24,
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I would like this one from Dinosaur Comics but it may get me into trouble
I'd totally have that if it just had the first two, both crossed out.
I mean, anyone could be reading it. Not just people I want to sex up.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:27,
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good call.
LOOK GRONKPAN, THERE IS A SHIRT ABOUT MEMES.
WOULD YOU WEAR THAT ONE? IT IS ABOUT MEMES.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:29,
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LOOK GRONKPAN, THERE IS A SHIRT ABOUT MEMES.
WOULD YOU WEAR THAT ONE? IT IS ABOUT MEMES.
Next paycheck I will be buying these shirts:
store.engrish.com/ihatmystshir.html
store.engrish.com/elsit.html
and I really hope this one is in stock
store.engrish.com/tiofgrt.html
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:48,
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store.engrish.com/elsit.html
and I really hope this one is in stock
store.engrish.com/tiofgrt.html
crap, I forgot all about those shirts
I have my next order already planned.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:45,
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"I feel sure my experiments are producing results", he said with only a trace of cackling.
Woosum as always.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:00,
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walrus man!
love your pieces,
great composition, surreal subject matter and futuristic meltdowns
you would have a great career in cyberpunk fine art if you could take these and add cool color and paint them on big canvases. Very big bucks.
.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:12,
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great composition, surreal subject matter and futuristic meltdowns
you would have a great career in cyberpunk fine art if you could take these and add cool color and paint them on big canvases. Very big bucks.
.
Not Maroubra! that place really is a hole. Have a black forest instead
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And the guitar is a vampire!
Fuck i spent hours trying to figure
out a reflextion for that and gave up! :|
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:35,
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out a reflextion for that and gave up! :|
It would be tricky
since it actually would be passing through the glass as is.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:38,
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I can understand that. i've started so many things and thought after a few hours that it was just all shite
and it didn't look as good as thought in my head.
But with this one, it'd be easier if the "neck" (or whatever its called) of the guitar was shorter.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:38,
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But with this one, it'd be easier if the "neck" (or whatever its called) of the guitar was shorter.
I should have just replaced the background
and i agree with the statement after everything
that i make i wonder what the hell was that! :|
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:41,
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and i agree with the statement after everything
that i make i wonder what the hell was that! :|
This is in my head-
whrb.org/streams/whrb2.m3u
(the weekly crazy greek guy's show)
YAY!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:31,
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(the weekly crazy greek guy's show)
YAY!
I went roller skating with a girl I really really like today...
I think I really impressed her with my roller skating skills.
I bet she phones me tomorrow.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:00,
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I bet she phones me tomorrow.
I just went and had a beer with a bloke I haven't seen for a couple of years.
I finally have an office key,
I had a kebab for lunch,
my sound card is once again working.
If I didn't go to the gym and exercise to the point of pain this morning, I would be as content as it is possible for me to get.
I have not done anything like what is depicted in your nice picture.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:03,
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I had a kebab for lunch,
my sound card is once again working.
If I didn't go to the gym and exercise to the point of pain this morning, I would be as content as it is possible for me to get.
I have not done anything like what is depicted in your nice picture.
BEEFCAKE!! BEEFCAKE!!
What's make pain your friend from? I can't remember the reference now.
I'll probably go jogging in an unsuitable outfit soon :(
edit: to answer your question down there VV, ive been at uni doing that stuff. I'm now sitting in my office wasting time.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:06,
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I'll probably go jogging in an unsuitable outfit soon :(
edit: to answer your question down there VV, ive been at uni doing that stuff. I'm now sitting in my office wasting time.
Here's your beefcake
www.geekologie.com/2009/03/bacon_and_cheese_stuffed_pizza.php
I think the "Make pain your friend" was from an advertisement for noodles.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:09,
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I think the "Make pain your friend" was from an advertisement for noodles.
OH FUCK YES. OH YEAH BABY. I THOUGHT THE MUNCHY BOX WAS GOOD
blog.23x.net/5/what-is-a-munchy-box.html
and yeah i think you're right about the noodles.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:11,
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and yeah i think you're right about the noodles.
OH YEAH! BOTH OF THESE COME WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO YOUR LOCAL HOSPITAL.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:16,
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I used to sell those.
Lovely hydrophilic coating on the tip with a textured section to make sure they went in easy and stayed in the right place.
Don't get me started on the guidewires.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:16,
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Don't get me started on the guidewires.
Oh look at you with your key. All showing off with the key you have.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:07,
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they moved me from the office I was supposed to have
because no key existed for it and it would take 10 days to get one.
So I went down to get my key for my new office. They gave me the key I was supposed to get last Friday for my old office, the key which didn't exist and would take 10 days to get.
BUT I AM VERY HAPPY TO HAVE A KEY IT IS A COOL KEY.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:09,
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So I went down to get my key for my new office. They gave me the key I was supposed to get last Friday for my old office, the key which didn't exist and would take 10 days to get.
BUT I AM VERY HAPPY TO HAVE A KEY IT IS A COOL KEY.
This would easily be me within the first few seconds of putting skates on
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:05,
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rollerskates are horrible bastard things designed purely to make you fall on your chin as often as possible.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:30,
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Red, two glasses
I sent my wife for the second and it was filled somewhat more than I was planning. I didn't complain.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:08,
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No you can never complain when this type of generosity is shown.
;)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:10,
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My rendition of that concept is nowhere as cute as yours.
Mind you, she* steals their cash too.
*or he, they are flexible in that part of their method.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 3:56,
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Mind you, she* steals their cash too.
*or he, they are flexible in that part of their method.
Where have you been today?
Have you been teaching "Zimbonacci" mathematics?
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:04,
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Lurly.Really lurly.
How you do this without sinking into banality is simply amazing.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:11,
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The future is anal beads.
Ok, I may admit that observation reveals that
my world-view is a little on the odd side. LOL.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:24,
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my world-view is a little on the odd side. LOL.
Well this is B3ta....
I think that everyone that's here (including me) definitely thinks beyond the normal and has certainly has a warped sense of humour!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:27,
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he's not a b3tan at least we don't think so. It was rumoured that it was gronkpan.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:01,
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Hunter gatherer behavior applied to pictures.
Then a number of folks comment on interesting pictures
they have encountered. And gronkpan is one of the best.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:04,
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they have encountered. And gronkpan is one of the best.
I think it was impossible to see that picture
and not think of an anus
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:48,
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oh yeah! This could solve this city's transport problems.
Woo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:25,
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this reminds me of the transport pods in the lucasarts game
"The Dig"
and that pleases me.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:38,
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and that pleases me.
i really believe this system could solve many a problem...
...(and create some NEW problems)... THANKS ALL!!!... :)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:46,
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This post brought to you by the society for senseless violence
Because if you don't do, who will?
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:58,
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The quandary is what exactly one could do to help.
I suggest giving it a hat.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:54,
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fashion his needless teeth into
an skeleton for the poor floppy guy
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:09,
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VENERATE.
COSSACK GOD.
THERE SHOULD BE FLUFFY HATS AND DANCING!!!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:25,
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THERE SHOULD BE FLUFFY HATS AND DANCING!!!
Bloody hell.
Not seen you in a while. Or is it that I'm just not observant? I've not been well.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:51,
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I'm never here much
I tend to stay on /talk berating people for discussing what they had for lunch
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 1:52,
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I have no time to eat or drink in the pub now.
I am consumed by this video game.
Click for bigger (278 kb)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:11,
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