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[challenge entry] I was considering calling it Flat....
but that would just be shit too...



Not lupus btw.
(blipblop, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# who is she?
and does she know she's on B3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# margret
maybe.
(blipblop, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# She is a robot
kill her!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# I've seen 2 episodes of 'House' in my life and both were basically the same
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# It's how them yankees like their tv
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Was it Lupus?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# No, I'm pretty sure it was House
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Gosh darn it.
I'd just finished this:

I'm not proud. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tinlad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# This one
looks nicer!


better?
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Has anyone ever seen Jade and Morph in a room together at the same time?


Click for bigger (250 kb)

Insensitive? I could have titled it, "See you soon, Tony".
(Her Ghost, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I never could tell a word that morph said!
This explains it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# No, can't say I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I have.
Best benefit gig ever.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# NO SHOPPING ALLOWED!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# i didn't. first page if you google "mental birds"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Ha!
Fair enough :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# No
Quick TJ; Just found Happytoast on a cat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# pervert
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# *installs cat-fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Cat is a alien!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# So is HT so it's OK.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# i hope not
i thought he was a normal
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Hahaha
You crazzi foo'!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I think that might be a happy bread
there are several similar named things around
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# you've not seen my cock
in my wife's ass in our room.
Does not mean it does not happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I thought that was gonna be a
"My Wife's got a fat arse" joke.

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# she has..
but I try to keep out of her way ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# :D




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# is your wife american
also, thanks a fucking lot for the most unpleasant mental image i'm now having to contend with.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# It almost put me off my fish tikka
but I'm a trooper.
*soldiers on*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# *tea/monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I'm hoping it's still attached to you at the time in question
as I'm guessing you're not like an earwig with a back up willy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Have you lost your couth?
Tut
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# is that an oral couch?
'ningles teh potty.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# 'lo Ghostie
Don't ask me questions. My brain has melted in the heat today.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow flight?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# 2
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# :O
Wrong answer!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I have actually
I'm very tired of the people thinking there is a cheap laugh to be had from this affair. perhaps there is, but there seem to be few that are intelligent enough to elicit it from me.
We've been involved with kids cancer for nearly 20 years now and I am still not de-sensitised to it. I just think Jade Goody is a soft target for soft minds.

And no, it's not a "what is acceptable on b3ta" comment. It's just a "you have to be a very poor individual to think there is any humour in it " kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# I'm with you on that, mate
as are many B3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# yeah
me too. poor taste. boo.
(Her Ghost, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I dont belive I have
also i think that if your wife had a donkey variant you would be ill advised to penetrate it with your pork torch. So ends my statement
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Neither have I.
Is this available on the torrents?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# No chance mate.
It really does not happen. I can't get near her unless the credit card needs paying.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I've never seen her in a scene with Uncle Fester either
you may be onto something
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# There's so many ghost round these days!
I yam riverghost. Hear me braw!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# nice
Is that also made up of 7 tumours shapes?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Nawty Dixon!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Yep it is ...
... same as all the ones i'm going
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
#
Is that meant to be tumourous humourous?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# with all the media hype
it ain't her dying, I'm waiting for, it's her rising again after three days...
(alloydog, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# She's got a fucking huge mouth.
There, I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Might illustrate the point better!
(Her Ghost, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Oh Morph!
the plasticine guy. Coz she's bald right?
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# That's not Morph...
It's Morphine surely?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# looks like the bastard love child of jade goody, morph and ross kemp
im not sure how that would work
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# EVIL SATAN DUDE

CFB (B=Blog)
Actually from the Zombie movie 'Vengeance of the Zombies', as that's the only thing I do images for these days...
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# You are ace at these zombie vectors :D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Cheers!
This was a quick one that turned out OK. It's surprisingly much easier when the source pic isn't a blurry 640x480 VHS screengrab.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Pfft!
I am sure :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# if you have some pennies
get hold of Akvis Blow Up 2. ( tattyshop plugin )
Very helpful for resizing reference images and retaining the majority of detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Pay. For. Software....?
Sorry, i'm not with you.

Thanks for the tip though
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Hey. I can't suggest that you steal it.
I can however make sure you know what name to search for ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Have you done something different with the eyes?
They look better in this one

edit: That sounded rather more drole than I intended :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Better source pic
Plus I quite like the whole 'Fully Black Shading' effect, so might do that more in future.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Hey cool. I'm going to go watch The Cars That Ate Paris now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Marvellous.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# After just listening to old harrys game
this is apt and super
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Eeek!
The eyes have it.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE OF ME
 
awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# 7 Shape ... Objectivism


7-Shape Vector Ayn Rand (bit obscure on this ... so here's some more info)
(T-shirt Available, Poster Available)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.
-
View All My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
-
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Its
Jarvis Cooper
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Ooh, nicely done.
I loved Atlas Shrugged, even though it took me about 4 months to read through. It was well worth it though, and almost turned me capitalist!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# The Fountainhead is much better
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I thought of giving that a go first,
but decided to go the whole hog and read Atlas instead. The book was so heavy I still have sore arms.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# I think it's a good one to start with
Or the other one. Erm, We The Living?
*couldn't be arsed to look it up*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# It's the best book I've ever read
I was in my late teens when I first read it and I believe it helped to shape my politics but not in the way I think she intended!
I thought she saw things only in shades of black and white.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I never meant 2 cause u any sorrow
I never meant 2 cause u any pain
I only wanted 2 one time see u laughing
I only wanted 2 see u laughing in your purple fez

Purple fez purple fez
Purple fez purple fez
Purple fez purple fez

I only wanted 2 see u bathing in your purple fez
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Ace!
Both the subject and the execution!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Lol
Lol again
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
IN your face :D

EDIT: Did you use a tutorial for that?


.m/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# That reminds me
What happened to the drawing? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# I'm waiting
for my patented 'de-uglifier' eye shades to arrive before I can tackle it fully.

But seriously dude, I've just been sick as fuck recently and it went on the backburner. I'll go for it tomorrow.

( or perhaps I just wanted your picture to wank over, WHATEVER, MISS THING! )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# oooh you utter bitch! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Nice one, Logo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I thought it was Pete Docherty!
But it's still woo and a great subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] a cheap one
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Tubgirl?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# damn you man, I was just about to put that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# by god your right
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# i havent had the pleasure yet...
somebody told me to google goatse when i first arrived here... *shudders*

I will never google such a thing again.

I have also been "i love horses'd" 6 times and counting
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] DIY TV FTW!
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# You just described like, half the compo entries
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# This is how I got all my FPs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Indeed.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Abbreviated acronyms . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# TripeGear
:) nice one
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Om Nom Nom Nom
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# proper lol
*clicks*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Pfft!
Why does he have a broom?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# To sweep up Noel's droppings
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Shhhhhh! It's a staff he thinks he's Gandalf
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
#
Shhhhhh! It's a staff he thinks he's Gandalf
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# lol
something here
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# I though that it was a plumber's helper . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# I hope that he wins all he can eat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Bank offers: half a sausage and some beans
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# No deal.
I came here wanting at least a burger with a smear of ketchup
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Yes
and *clickety click*
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Braw!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# TONIGHT YOUR MEAL IS: NOEL'S SCROTUM
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# is that adam sandler?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I think it might be jason Biggs.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# ooh a spot of localised chafing there
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# EXTREME GLADIATOR
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# He sure looks like he is !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] resized, NOTa re-post. tah
(thetourle thetourle, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Well, that's ok then
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I was uncharacteristically nice wasn't it?
I gave them an image under a 100k.
I even said they should use edit!

Yam it riverghost cuntybiarch tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# The edit button is your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Haha what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# spacked that up haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I believe the advice you got re: resizing was about the file size, not the image dimensions fella :)
you may well get flamed here for reposting, instead of editing the original, but it still made me chuckle :)
welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# I care more that he deleted the original thread
with all my 24 Minutes reposts in it. :(

God hates thread deleters.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I don't care, it is funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Erm...



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# you are supposed to make it smaller in data size
then edit your original post with a board friendly edition.
All you have done now is repost the same image and push somebody's work into the archive so you can post an image we already saw recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I posted an image that i have only just made in
an effort to create balance the situation it has been posted as a reply. This now means he is more of a cunt than I am. now i will revel in feelings of superiority that my talent for making things would never sate.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# i understand
that, cheers
(thetourle thetourle, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I didn't get it
the first time
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# ^this^
is gear booze?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# OH gear!
gear!
Gottle o gear
he's ventriloquist because they canit afford a real presenter
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# oh of course
now it is I what feels like a dummy
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Take your hand out of your arse then
.
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# :(
oh bum!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# super
ONNEEEShoow
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# :¬D
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Excuse me everyone!
Brian Emo wants to sing you a sad song with some spacey prog bits in it will take about 2 hours.
(unlike this shopping)
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# eye
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
#
eye
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# eye
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# oh man
that is speshal
edit- umm this looks real?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# That is because of my immense
shopping skills!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# TOAPY TOAPY TOAP TOAP


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Birds are fucking win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Heh
www.guzer.com/pictures/strange-bird-seat.php
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# ha.
That's a win.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# BIAN
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# well spotted
you get an R
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# I don't want it
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Well
It's too late now
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
#
anyone mind explaining who vinylman is and why he's friends with all my b3tans on farcebook?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# He's Kittyvomit's new squeeze.
She loves him long time!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# o.O
does mrs vinylman know?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# She's part of it!!
'Manage a trois' if you will
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# the same as smug bastard etc
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I don't know who he is,
but he is well sexy like!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I was wondering the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# i was also confused
but added him anyway
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# He's the vegetarian friendly Leatherface.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Quornface?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Nish?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Nein.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# nada
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# asda
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Not even a lidl
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# nothing
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# commoners street slang
not a proper word
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
#
www.nishisinthedictionarysothereglueyoucluelessdullard.com
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# You are Common
I bet you eat kebab
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# can i advise you put down your image editing software and go outside
you have 50 seconds to comply
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# you can advise
*may not heed*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# For that nice chap connor. He'll know what the filename's all about ;-)

bigness.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# * is confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# *doesn't explain*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# bastard :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Now that's just cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# *points to "I'm A Total Bastard Sometimes" badge*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# shuddering fuck, that is good
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Cheers, Guv!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# it also kind of sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# As are you, sir...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Nice!
how?
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Science©
and rendering.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# where's the tarsier?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# I have no idea what that might mean.
*googles*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# is that not the animal in your (not your) acid pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Aha!
Someone got the point of the filename... 10 points.

*clears throat*

It wasn't my pic, it was posted in reply to another pic, I pointed out it wasn't my pic straight away, etc etc etc.

But the toys exited the pram all the same. *sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# like I care? ;)
its still bloody funny nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# No, Sir!
Not having a pop at you - in no way!

That's the point - it's a funny pic, but evidently the reading / comprehension age around here isn't looking too good.


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# no suprises there :)
i'm listening to the XTC singles collection. its making me very happy.

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Well, I was going to award this to yanmania but he's no longer a valid user (he flounced right off the board and out of b3ta's life)
So you can have this if you want:



;P *tickles*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# he has? but he was about earlier today
what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Dunno, I saw him asking how he can get banned and then later he was gone
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# I just searched his profile.
user not found

He got what he asked for though, he was asking to be banned.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# aye
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=23692
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# meh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# He is a twat.
Anyone who annoys Dave the Hat enough to get whacked on ignore has obviously got issues....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Oh I had him on ignore too
Just saw him earlier when I wasn't logged in
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# So he has been banned?
Not a day too soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Oh, I had a *major* flounce all lined up,
but then I thought, what the fuck. Should I actually care?

Answer: nope. :D

So, I had a beer instead! Result!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# I like this plan
No beer here though so I might drink wine again, although that will be the third night this week.

It's healthy, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Definately.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# this is why the internet needs more people like you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Bless you, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# what a lovely dress
i want one like that
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# And what about the mitochondrial reticulum?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Blimey
that must have taken you absolutely ages!

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# About 90 mins or so.
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# well well well
This is all rather splendid isn't it? :D

It looks like an explosion in a Robby the Robot factory :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# best of the robots!
worst of all the place to have an explosion :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Hmmm - yep, you're right!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I love that style :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Is it mechano-cytoplasm from a self-replicating machine organism...
FROM BEYOND THE STARS!?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# You know
I think it might well be
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Good, I'm glad that's sorted then.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# wow.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# marevellous!
and un-deleted

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# steady...
have it, then:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Utter crap!!
Not really!

Aceness as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# or this one, if the squiddly is not to your liking...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# YES :)
I like me geometricals, I do
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
#


Click for bigger (385 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Like that.
Like that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# can only take credit for the execution
as the concept was from another tutorial.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Class piece of work, nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# that was my wall paper for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# oooooh yes
Reminds me of Kraftwerk's video for Music Non Stop

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDde1es7aoU
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Ace!
Kryten 2.0!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# This is good too

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# squiddly is extremely otherworldly
and menacing-looking.
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# wheres Wall-E?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# *points at DVD over there*
Err, over there...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# no retard
that pic could be like the book wheres wally, but as its on a more geomatrical robotic thingy it could be Wall-e?
ok i go back to my box now
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# That's nice, dear.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Why are you blurring out him scratching his eczema?
;)

Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# What you talkin bout?
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# The weirdest part was how everyone else grew up,
but he didn't, and still hasn't, he's just grayer.

Creepy.

Also, see Shirley Temple...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# the girl didn't grow up.
well not for long.

/lolcracwhore

edit:// plus he's mental.

www.livevideo.com/video/56E1EB2853E247ED823F7232A97C2BBC/gary-coleman-is-a-security-gua.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Read that as "gayer"
(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# WOTCHOO TALKIN' 'BOUT SYPHILLIS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# I think it's mean and un-kind
to pick on Gary Coleman!




to make amends anyone who does this should send him a toy train to cheer him up
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
[challenge entry] ..


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Arf!
Needs more Chelsea badge :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Duncan who?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# I think that is already the mainstay
of Bravo TV is it not? But they usually call it boozed up brits, brits behind bars, brits abroad, Trumpton or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Oi!
b3ta.com/board/9240681
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Match of the Day


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Forced to follow ITV's "piss up in a Happy Shopper brewery" approach to football coverage.
(champagnerocker, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I was rising
until I remembered their shenanigans the other week :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# *glee*
dan gosling in the box :D
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] When money gets tight torturing the rich will be good TV.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# hahahah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Haha nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# hahaha
i now associate these eyes with smallbrainfield :)

she is wearing the shoes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Eyes you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# fucking emus
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# this is just full of awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# topical compo
geta very topical entry.
Hahahahaha!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# my first EVER posting of my own work


Click for bigger (22 kb)


this shows all my infraweb puter skills at their finest - i am available for tutorials!!!

i don't even hate her that much - this just seems to represent what a lot of people think.... not including myself....

*edit* why can't fucknuggets read the above and understand it?? sigh....
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Hmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer pressure!
If she jumped off a cliff would you laugh do so too?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# erm....
i don't THINK i've given myself cervical cancer - should i have a smear to check???
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Nought like a good smear campaign.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# ....
I think they mare reffering to the fact you have so little imagination, you have to just jump on other peoples wheeled opinions...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# ah
i can see this is all envy of my awesome puter skills....
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# ....
Yeah...it must be that
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# That and a parsnip cut longditudally
makes two lovely doorstops!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I shall use parsnips for this purpose from now on
Organic door stops ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# It also works with small children
if you cut them diagonally.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# We have much to learn from you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Oh fuck off.
She isn't a bad person, and cancer is never funny.
She's not even racist, she's just thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I agree
But a Horse walks into a bar
and the bar man says

why the long face?

Horse says







cancer
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Why would you hate her at all?
She's not a bad person. She's just an ill-educated fucking idiot. Big difference.
There are also plenty of people on b3ta who are not bad people.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I will have you know I am a bad person.
And an ill-educated fucking idiot to boot!

bnp.org.uk/L-O-L
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# haha, you would not know bad
if I hit you in the fucking face!

southern pussies, getting all full of themselves ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
#



you racist
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Mindpiss of the highest order.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Yeah.
Uncanny. Bastard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Well I personally don't
revel in a young person dying from such a horrendous disease. And I think anyone with any scruples wouldn't either.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# LOL!
Yay for weird birdies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# indeed
I was praying from her to disappear from public interest.. but not like this
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# So!
It was you all along, we all know the dangers of prayer



*sniffles*
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Two young kids as well.
It's a bit weird. Everyone is feeling sorry now that they got their wish.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# I myself never wished she would die young
and painfully.

However, I did wish that she wouldn't be given so much airtime. But that is a problem with our culture of celebrity more than a personal issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# I blame the romans!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Yeah, bloody Romans!
What have they ever done for us?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Well there's the Times font.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Well yeah, there's the times font.
But apart from that?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# I can't believe it's not butter!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Nah,
Oprah invented that.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Stick to /talk, matey
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# OK, You're a cunt
I don't hate you that much...this just seems to represent what a lot of people think
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# I want more reflected loaf!!!
Get on it chutters! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# ^ this with bells on.
And ironic bbq, where have they been?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# The only ones I look at are chutters and nobbynobodys
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# ironicbbq.com/o.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Yeah I know... work / life /chutney balance is not good at the mo
I will get in it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# :D
Good stuff!

I do love your doodlings :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# ha ha Cheers
There is a flipping BOOK in the works for mid 2009 as well!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Oh my!
Brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# *preorders*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Will it just be a normal book,
or will it be a flip book? A flip book of your things would be awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# o rly?
i'm looking at trying to get POF printed once i've got a few more drawn, how do you go about that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# You draw?!
Why did you never tell us this?!

Well I always support b3tards endeavours. I have both of HT's book, Wheelybirds calendar and JJ's SA stuff in the bin here.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Cancer is not funny
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# but paedohilia
and children being snatched/killed by parents are??

hmmm, that's gooooood hypocrisy!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Well I see it like cancer
hits more people closer to home.

Pretty much everyone knows someone whos been affected by cancer and its not a laughing matter
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# besides
who actually said fondling kids was wrong? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# got any kids?
unlikely with that statement....
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Paedophilia, cancer, etc aren't funny
Jokes about paedophilia, cancer, etc, are.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Wrong wrong wrong....
..I was sexually assaulted at the age of 8 yet I find stuff like Brass Eyes Paedophile episode hilarious.
It's never so black and white.
And I am a father before anyone jumps in.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# you just don't understand
how shadenfreude actually works.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# No, but sometimes jokes about them are.
The more offensive a topic, the more funny your joke has to be to get away with it
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Surprisingly
related or not. My wife ( senior finance director for a cancer charity ) reports that public donations are up on last year.
Which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# That is good!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# smears are up too
which is also good

i don't hate her - this was just a vehicle to show off my skills....
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I think your vehicle is probably due an MOT
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Proper LOL :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# A write-off*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# cancer=not funny
schizophrenia = funny

I've never understood where we draw the lines on these things we need guidance and a govt to tell us what to think.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# LEAVE JADE ALONE!!!!
*flails*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# I have this to say
Its a tutorial

1. See irony 1 . 2, 3. burlesque, caricature, parody, travesty. Satire, lampoon refer to literary forms in which vices or follies are ridiculed. Satire, the general term, often emphasizes the weakness more than the weak person, and usually implies moral judgment and corrective purpose: Swift's satire of human pettiness and bestiality. Lampoon refers to a form of satire, often political or personal, characterized by the malice or virulence of its attack:
and I'd like to add that I did not cut and paste this! Its just the way I tuype sometimes
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I don't find this clever, funny or particularly shocking.....
...but reading the above comments I feel that B3ta doesn't really have any sort of quidelines to what's acceptable and what's not.
If people can find jokes about teh aids etc funny why not cancer? Is there a line of bad taste that no-one knows about that sir loafalot crossed? Or is it mob-handed abuse?
(I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# There's no rules, and the line is in different places for different people.
I'm sure there's been plenty of cancer jokes go down well on here, but they actually have to be jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# But
It wasn't funny
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# As I said,,,,,
....I don't find this clever, funny or particularly shocking.....
(I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# BJ
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# WoW!
that is amazing
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# is that
shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# nope!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# HIS INITIALS ARE BJ LOL
Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# by godfrey
they are!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# So was the old man's
BJ Green.

His mum was a snob so BJ was better than Barrington Johnathan Green though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# RPS?
I thought it was Thursday...
(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# nope it is sunday!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Shit!
I'm sure I was supposed to be at work on Friday.
(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# bugger
but at least its monday tomorrow :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# :)
Over heard an interesting phone conversation this afternoon that included the words Boris Johnson, Beijing, ZSL, and Giant Pandas
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# pffft
wish i could think of a way of connecting that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# intestines.

bit bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Nicely sire!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Thank you, Mr Whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# You need a bum flush
you do!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Colonic FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# High Colonic !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# O Hai Colonic!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# you appear to have crossed the beams
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# So it would seem, sir
So it would seem.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# how do chuckles?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Not so dusty, ta.
Nearly the end of the day.
Yourself, my fine fellow?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# achey. i've started going to the gym and my body is complaining :)
just had a bresola, mozzella and cherry tomato toastini (like a panini but its me making it in a george foreman) which has made me feel better.
you eating anything fun tonight? I'm making cock-a-leekie
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I haven't been to the gym this week.
I'm working at the Northern General this month, and the walk up Rutland Road is enough exercise for me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# urgh nice....
grimmest casualty in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I'm glad it's only for a month.
You still up for going for a pie this weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# i'll have to let you know on that. i'm pretty strapped for cash at the moment.
it depends on the pay check i've got coming in tomorrow or not really :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Fair enough.
I should be free all this weekend, so let me know.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Well, I had a nosh-splurge last night,
so it might be something simple grilled - bit of fish or the like.
I shall have a stroll around Waitrose to see what delights are on offer.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# i'm so happy with my new grocers
you can get a weeks veg for under a fiver, easy. for veg heavy meals too!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Are you shopping at Beanies too?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# i am yeah. i only just realised just how fucking incredible it is in there.
2 large taters, 4 carrots, 4 onions, 2 leeks, pack of pearl barley = £3.68 = enough cock-a-leekie to last me 3, maybe 4, days

win
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Yeah, it's dirt cheap for the basics.
I do get tempted by the fancy veg quite often though. Still, beats the supermarkets hands down.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# easily. i've not had any of their organic stuff yet, is that good
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I don't normally bother unless there's something I want in there.
I've not got round to doing any taste tests yet
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# C.G.I.............
McDonalds
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Now, that's a worrying thought.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# worrying !! yes
but now I'm a bit peckish .. two big macs and a fillet please. No I don't want anything else you bloody unfortunate person.
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Lovely tubage.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Tubes, like ducts, I feel are much under-rated
in today's world.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I whole heartedley agree
*Starts a sonnet for drainage *
Oh to the pipes
the tubes of waste
your time is now
your time to make haste
for you are glorious when you channel rain
and you have a nice drain
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# What's wrong with ducks?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Top work!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Most kind, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# yo
there some guff talked in the thread where you posted that acid image.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Which one?
Sorry, I must have been snoozing...

Edit: Most likely by me. It's happened before.

Edit Edit: How fucking silly. I didn't post it as my own work, and I pointed out the fact straight away. Good thing I don't hang around too long after posting anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# on the popular page
i think rob might have fp'd it wrongly.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# What's funny is all the sniping :D
I said right from the get go that it was something I'd found, and yet some bright spark responded to rob in a flounce about posting one's own stuff.

You, sir, correctly pointed out that it was in reply to a thread, etc - and for that, I am grateful.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# PIPES/TUBES
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Nice pipework, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)

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